he lets me hit because i am very good at swinging the cricket bat
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"Well, I'm aces with people!" said the boy who was just killed by his friends
"I'm not good with other people..." said the boy who escaped dehumanizing 70+ years of Hell just to comfort a stranger through death
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Crystal: You don't think I can fight because I'm a woman!
Charles: I don't think you can fight because you're wearing an evening dress! For what it's worth, I don't think Edwin could fight in that dress either.
Edwin: Perhaps not, but I would be radiant.
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btw "we've got literally forever to figure out what the rest means" is the most romantic shit of all time and I won't be hearing no one saying otherwise. if you even care.
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i want to grind whatever the fuck edwin and charles have in a mortar and pestle, let it simmer in hot oil for 5 minutes, then throw in some garlic and onion so anyone who'll come into my flat will go oooh smells delicious what are you cooking? and they will be subjected to dead boy detectives or. no dinner
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The fact that Esther literally never bothered to learn the protagonists names for the whole season
Super in character. Truly no other villain is doing it like her
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