charles really said oi this autistic dude looks cool and doesnt want me around we re gonna be absolutely best friends and i love that for him
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“I don’t care if the love is platonic or romantic” yeah well I do. I want them to have tender gay sex about it actually.
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i want to grind whatever the fuck edwin and charles have in a mortar and pestle, let it simmer in hot oil for 5 minutes, then throw in some garlic and onion so anyone who'll come into my flat will go oooh smells delicious what are you cooking? and they will be subjected to dead boy detectives or. no dinner
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actually can we acknowledge “if you punish yourself, everywhere becomes hell” because GOD DAMN EDWIN that is. a very good line.
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I like the new twist on the bury you gays trope
They are still dead, but we unburied them. Their ghosts are now haunting the narrative forever. Yeah they are still being gay and dramatic but they have eternity to figure it out. Literally can not get rid of these gays now. They don't even have bodies to bury. Can't send em to superhell they'll climb right back out.
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its been years since i saw my darling wife and her sight brought me joy not even dimmed by the sun and all the stars (rowena showed up in dead boy detectives)
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“why does charles sit on the desk when there are clearly other chairs in the office—”
because he’s bisexual that’s why
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