#dbz cooler

[justme068]

King cold: I don't have a favorite.

Also king cold:

[monochrome-night]

I had enough of you!!

[amiz06-certified-b1mb0]

The only HFIL 10 things I can provide at the moment because I’m quite normal for TFS Cooler. I am grateful for the exquisite food. The overall episode is indeed a bit fast paced but it did have hidden gems in it.

[karume-everything-else]

hello thanks for answering me, so if you don't mind can I request dbz headcanons (freeza, piccolo and cooler) if in love with a reading goddess? Is the reader a goddess of creation? but also friends with beerus?

Oooh~

Piccolo

He is so confused as to why you'd be with him as he understands the magnitude of your position

Never tries to overstep his bounds, but also doesn't know what those are specifically

Will stay just behind you whenever you conduct business around him to the point that other Gods of Destruction/ Creation think of him as your body guard

Beerus is especially critical of your relationship, but knows Piccolo on a decent level (though he hates that you keep appearing on Earth at the same time he does just to date a Namekian)

Little does Beerus know that you just stay on Earth because of Piccolo

Piccolo doesn't share his opinions about Beerus easily, but he isn't the biggest fan of the Destructive Cat

Just a very relaxed relationship with a respectful Namekian

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Freiza

Nervous as hell all the time because he knows that you could just look at him and fold him like paper

Frequently hiding any villainous plans just in case you won't approve

Insists on staying directly by your side no matter who you're dealing with because he can be very jealous and insecure about the relationship

Constantly bragging about you to anyone who will listen within a five-mile radius

Won't hesitate to either give you your own pod or carry you in his, right in his lap (he prefers option B)

Beerus bullies the ever-loving hell out of Freiza by threatening to tell you what all Freiza has done in the past (as if you aren't aware of this...)

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Cooler

He knows you wouldn't like most of what he does, but never bothers to hide what he's doing either

Frequently stands just behind you, but gets insanely jealous once someone implies he's just your bodyguard

^He remedies this by touching you in some way (grabbing your shoulders, arms around your waist, tail curled around your leg, etc.)

Rarely feels the need to use his most powerful form for anything except protecting you

Doesn't try to be overbearing, but won't hesitate to lift and carry you or be protective over you in general

Won't hesitate to fight any god for you

Doesn't care much for Beerus (the feeling is mutual)

Will at least attempt to get along with Beerus for your sake, but will throw all the shade when you aren't within earshot (maybe you find out, but Beerus can't use this to leverage you against Cooler)

Not for lack of trying, Beerus thought he was tormenting Cooler... until Cooler just says what happened

Cooler might fear what you'll think, say, or do, but he doesn't want someone coming between the two of you (or to let someone else have power over him in that way)

[hi-there-buddies]

Cooler is so cool you guys

[mrtvman]

Cooler and Beerus

[bluberryboom]

Serious lizard 🍷...

I love his eyes 🤝

[smellpelt]

lines that stick in my head

[wilmer-furiza]

Thank you Toyotaro for giving us a special illustration of Cooler <3

[fabuloustrash05]

Things that are canon in Dragon Ball Z Abridged but NOT in actual Dragon Ball Z (Part 3)

Check out Part 1 and Part 2

Tien and Chiaotzu are Jewish

Frieza is convinced Zarbon’s girlfriend’s name is Chuck

Krillin has a bad habit of blurting out important/embarrassing information to the bad guys when he is scared

Vegeta’s short height was caused by the effects of Nappa force feeding him coffee as a baby

Gohan hates his dad

Princess Trunks~

King Cold likes to walk around naked, Frieza finds it disgusting and uncomfortable but King Cold argues that he literally has nothing to hide/cover up (so does Frieza always walk around naked like Vegeta claims??)

Goku and Cell are “Fight-Sexual”

Android 15 has a drinking problem (none of the other androids like to talk about it)

There’s a Space France

And a Space Mexico

Tien has a fantasy football team

Future Bulma wants to bang Future Gohan

The planet of psychics that Bardock and his team destroyed (Frieza Planet 419) has miraculously repopulated, now none of Frieza's men go to that planet

Dodoria is known as the most beautiful women on her planet

Android 17 is a natural blonde and dyes his hair black

Vegeta doesn’t know what a condom is (same thing can probably be said about Goku)

Tien is the only serious character in the show and he knows it

King Yemma is divorced and his wife took the kids

Goku most likely doesn’t see Chichi as his wife, more of a beautiful women that just so happens to live with him and feeds him

Nappa has a Spacestagram account

Kami’s old spaceship he used to come to Earth in goes by voice commands when hearing someone say “Popo” instead of "Piccolo" because "it knows better"

Space Hulu exists

Bulma broke up with Yamcha through King Kai's telepathic call

Recoome is a five time wrestling champion

Every planet Frieza has conquered he just names after himself followed by a random number, he doesn’t even go in numerical order, just picks a random number each time

King Yemma has everyone strip when they reach the afterlife

Dende hates Krillin

Dende also hates Videl and has banned her from The Lookout cause "No girls allowed" (confirmed by Taka)

In hell HFIL Radtiz is constantly being bullied and beaten up by Frieza and his men

Frieza doesn’t pay his henchmen

Cooler does pay his henchmen

Spacey’s (it’s good food, in space)

[weelittlehorn]

Oh man tiny details are HARD when your paper is tiny!! Thankfully almost done with this postcard size paper lol

[justme068]

HFIL EPISODE 10 LETS GOOOO

I never realized that Cell never told them that he killed Goku until this episode

I swear buddy was about to bust out into tears

He's so done with this sh!t

I wonder what they thought when Cell and Frieza both had to use the same bathroom...

They had a bonding moment, and then right back to hating each other.

[monochrome-night]

Cooler 👀💕

[amiz06-certified-b1mb0]

DBS Cooler movie concepts I didn’t finish coz I can’t, but still wanna post. Yeah I think it’s coz of the one on the top right corner that didn’t get approved, but that’s okay. Didn’t change any of his designs coz he’s already perfect!

[karume-everything-else]

hi, can you do relationship dbs hc's for frieza and cooler with a s/o who is like medusa? Does the reader have a human body and snake hair and is she stunningly beautiful? (The reader is also a strong and skilled fighter).

Of course!

Frieza

Is almost constantly keeping you nearby or in his lap because of how attractive and deadly you are

Finds out quickly that he can look you in the eye as long as he keeps his ki activated

Absolutely loves the powerful and sexy 'villain' couple idea and will do whatever he can to make you appear like his partner in crime(s against the galaxy)

Despite knowing you're a strong fighter (with or without your ability to turn people to stone), he is always trying to convince you not to fight

Not that he doesn't think it makes you look 1000% more attractive, he just wants to avoid his girlfriend leaping into battle when he has a literal army

Though, when the situation calls he has no problem adhering to the adage "Ladies first"

He also won't give you much of a head start because he doesn't want you getting hurt too badly

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Cooler

Often mistakes you for a normal human because of his limited knowledge of human anatomy

Is a bit slow on picking up that you're the one turning his minions to stone, even with you telling him

Eventually realizes he can activate his ki to avoid being turned to stone

Is taken very aback by how deadly you are in combat and finds it makes you so much more attractive

You two met right before a battle, he couldn't believe you were with a group of fighters because of how gorgeous you look

But then you nearly single-handedly kicked his a$$ and he couldn't fathom it

To the point he almost became yandere levels of obsessive and possessive

Though he is less inclined to let you jump into battle as he would rather stand menacingly in the background or protecting you with just his tail and pointing energy blasts

[incorrect-frieza-force-quotes]

[Talking on the phone]

Cooler: Remember how I said that Frieza and I were gonna have a calm conversation for once?

King Cold: Yes?

Cooler: Well, we’re in jail.

King Cold: *hangs up*