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STOP making kakyoin fight time-controlling superbeings, he is SICK of it
(part 1) (part 3)
#jjba#kakyoin noriaki#pokemon#pokemon mystery dungeon#pmd#explorers of sky#explorers of time#explorers of darkness#stardust crusaders#pmd grovyle#updated my treecko kakyoin design! i'll probably do a proper breakdown of his and jay's deal later.#it's just me and my friend group out here doing our best to make the jojo pmd AU real and i am LOVING it.#rowan art#rowan.txt#(update: fixed a couple mistakes that were bothering me. dont go looking for them Please i am hideously embarrassed)
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Oh you have complicated feelings towards Germany? Let me make 91836373 assumptions about it with my piss poor understanding of history, not listen to germans at all and then come to a horrendously bad and false conclusion on why that is! Also I think you germans should stop feeling guilty and be proud of your country again!
#I know people mean well when they say stuff like you should be proud of your country but my fucking god they are annoying#rains rants#german stuff#''I'm sure now that I a random person with no connection to germany commented this somewhere with my obvious zero understanding of germany-#all germans reading this will go 'oh hey you're right' and then feel patriotic! I'm sure my dumb comment will solve a what I regard#as issue of an entire country with a population of 80 million people! no need to thank me and my superior world view!''#sorry had to let that out somewhere.. the amount of times I see stupid ass comments like that is insane#ough post derailed I should've specified how I ment this sorry I get easily annoyed at this#The notes reinforce something I specifically did NOT mean but I didn't specify that in the post that was just in my thoughts#hate the reinforcement of the 'guilt' stereotype or the as long as we deal with nazis and stuff we aren't 'allowed' to be proud like no-#wait this isn't what this was about. Yes they're all still own topics to be discussed#although the last point doesn't exist agh forget everything I said actually#it's learning from history and taking responsibility not we can't be proud because some people are antisemitic and our past is dark#I should've turned off reblogs way earlier
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We all know how a lot of Luffy's opponents have been in some ways premonitions of the type of person Luffy could end up as if something went wrong in his life. For example Moria is what Luffy could've become had he truly lost his entire crew at Sabaody if Kuma had not saved them
And we know Crocodile is what Luffy maybe could've become had Luffy given up on his dreams and become jaded after losing to him. But like, when you think about it, that's not the only dark reflection of Luffy in Crocodile, is it
'Cause Crocodile, despite employing people for Baroque Works, did not trust anyone around him and did not considder anyone to be anything else but an employee to him. And we know he had been planning on taking over Alabasta for like 14 years (at the very least), BW being a thing for only the past four (pre-timeskip)
So like. Did Crocodile spend the last 14 years alone
Like yes he had his workers at the Casino and Robin etc, so he was like, around people, he wasn't like Brook who was in Total Isolation. But on an emotional level, has he not spent the last 14 years all by himself, completely detached from anyone, unable to trust or rely on anyone else?
That is sad as fucking shit, holy hell
'Cause then you compare him to like Luffy and like
Our sweet baby boy was so afraid of being alone that Luffy literally went through hell just to gain Ace's approval despite Ace trying to signal to him he wasn't interested befriending him
And through out the whole series Luffy reiterates time and time again how he needs and wants his friends around because he literally can't live without them, both on a literal "he can't cook or navigate or have fun by himself" level but also on that emotional level
And Crocodile just. Spent 14 years of his life, if not longer, alone.
Sweet jesus what happened to this man
And that just makes me further wonder, what the absolute fuck were Crocodile's Rookie Pirate days like?? Like did he have a crew or was he just yolo'ing it by himself???
Like. Mihawk's never been on a crew as far as we know. Kuma was a Revolutionary, not a pirate, but he wasn't like alone still. Doflaming, Hancock, Jinbei and Moria however have/had crews of their own. So what was Crocodile's deal? Did he have a crew before? Was he a captain or was he on someone else's ship? (Although surely the Government wouldn't offer the position of a Shichibukai to a cabin boy or the first mate, right)
And if he did have a crew, the hell happened to them??
Like we know Crocodile got his ass kicked by Whitebeard, I just find it unlikely Whitebeard would've pulled a Kaidou on Crocodile's crew and slaughtered them, that's not a very Whitebeard-y thing do, right?? ...Unless Whitebeard was just different 20+ years ago and was willing to annihilate entire crews. We don't know. Or maybe Crocodile and his entire crew were like Turbo Rotten from the beginning and Whitebeard figured they deserved to get wiped out, much like how we saw Shanks wipe out Kid's crew at Elbaf. Or maybe Whitebeard saw no reason to have mercy on someone affiliated with the World Government.
That all said, if we wanted to assume Crocodile had somekind of trauma that lead to him viewing people not only as disposable but also untrustworthy, then maybe losing people dear to him like that wouldn't lead to that mindset. Like Moria witnessed his beloved crew die and that caused him to want to create a crew he couldn't die, so he wouldn't go through that emotional trauma again.
Which leaves me to wonder. If something caused him to lose his ability to (emotionally) trust people, and if Whitebeard broke his dreams... Maybe Crocodile had a crew. And maybe they abandoned him when he lost to Whitebeard. Figuring they didn't need a weak captain who was probably going to bleed to death anyways. Or maybe the crew tried to take his head (after Whitebeard kicked his ass), after all, he was already a Shichibukai, anybody who took Crocodile's head could maybe attempt to take that title for themselves if the Government allowed it, and if not, at least gain more fame for themselves.
Either of these scenarios would certainly result in you losing your ability to rely on others. And leave you willing to spend the rest of your life alone. Who would have in them to go through that again.
Or maybe he came out of the womb unable to trust people and he was just yolo'ing it by himself like Mihawk right from the begining, who knows
Regardless I'm just
#Moon posting#Sir Crocodile#OP Meta#Me @ Crocodile: Who hurt you#No fucking wonder Crocodile was absolutely deranged in Alabasta#Dude just spent like 14 years speaking to a wall by himself. Or maybe not who knows the walls could betray him too#This man has so much unresolved trauma#BTW if true this would also make Crocodile a dark reflection of Robin. Which is a different layer of sad on its own#Like. Both expecting the other to be the one to betray them. And in the end it's Robin who shot first.#Break week in the middle of Kuma Backstory. I am in pain.#When will our husband return from the war#I need to know what his deal is so bad. I must study him under a microscope#My derangement will not know end until then#There could've been a counterargument that Crocodile couldn't trust anyone lest his Utopia Plans got ruined#And to be fair if the Government had found out his plans would've been screwed. Shichibukai Rights REVOKED#But he still seems to carry those trust issues since Mihawk is on relatively thin ice it seems#So me thinks. This smells like trauma.#The real conclusion to this post is that the Crocodile x Daz shippers are RIGHT
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“Pissed off jewish women have been a weapon in our arsenal for years and years and years” 😅
(Welcome home, Rimon! We’ve been waiting for you! 💙)
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uh hey man I noticed that like. ur body’s cold but theres’s vital signs and they’ve picked your name out from the lines so I just wanted to check in
#just remember#the sweetest thing assurance buys is a lesser deal#and dark is our demise#more stupid references lol#gang of youths#vital signs#the positions#indiesaysstuff
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Dark fantasy AU?
-In hindsight, as he's being chased through the forest, hunted by mythical creatures is not where Reggie thought he'd end up when his folks told him they were moving to Los Angeles. Honestly, considering how he used to roam the woods and fields near his Meemaw's farm, the fact that he'd stumbled into a fairy circle near the beach was almost insulting.
-It's not even that he manages to outrun them. It's that one night (he thinks it's night, though time moves differently here and light and dark are all tangled up and is the purple haze of the sky supposed to be dusk or dawn or just a dark stop of the forest?) he'd decided to just... give up.
He couldn't remember how long he'd been running, running from the pounding of hooves and the yapping of dogs that did not look anything like what a dog should look like. He couldn't remember a time where he wasn't hungry, or thirsty, or tired, but something inside of him just kept making him run and run and run
-But he'd had enough. So he just sat down, with his back towards the noise, and hoped they'll kill him quickly. And to comfort himself, he sang the lullaby his Meemaw used to sing when he was scared of the thunder.
-That's what saved him. One of the fae, Caleb, was so charmed by the song that instead of doing whatever it is they did with their prey, he bundled Reggie up and took him to his... castle. Dwelling. Domain.
-He was dressed in finery and made to sing as Caleb and the other fae danced and ate and did things that Reggie very much had not wanted to see, thank you very much. But eventually, they slept, and Reggie met... the other humans who were trapped here.
-Luke, a young boy who had run away from home to become a musician in 1875. He was distraught to hear Reggie tell him it was the nineties now. Even more distraught when Reggie clarified it was the 1990s.
-There was Alex, who had been cast out of his village for reasons he did not want to share, but that Reggie figured out pretty quickly when he saw the way he looked at Willie. He'd fallen asleep near a fairy circle, and the promises he'd been made had been so tempting, he'd said yes before he fully understood the deal.
-And then there was Willie. The boy who had been stolen from his parents, a changeling left in his place. Who had grown up here, a part of this world yet not really. Who did not know what the other boys meant when they talked about years, or America, or really the whole concept of 'family'.
-Luke's the one who tells them of their escape plan. Alex is worried they can't trust Reggie not to rat him out to Caleb, and Reggie is like: um excuse me I was just hunted for sport for who knows how long you think I wanna help that guy?
-But before he can Willie just tilts his head and says: his heart is pure.
-Which is very sweet but also a little creepy.
-Anyway, they do manage to escape Caleb's clutches somehow, and end up back in the human world.
-Being yeeted out of a little ring of mushrooms in the soil of a plant Ray overwatered in the big plant wall of the Molina studio was not particularly pleasant, okay. Considering a real human should not be able to fit through that. But Willie explained that as soon as a fairy portal grew, it was only a manner of time that the fairies would notice it and stake it out to see what they could lure to their realm.
-Somehow, Luke and Alex get thrown clear across the room, Luke slamming against the door, Alex dropping onto the concrete floor.
-Reggie's not sure if him crashing against a pretty wooden piano is better or worse. The sound it made was definitely worse.
-Somehow, Willie ends up sitting crosslegged on the little piano bench, and he turns and quickly crushes up the mushrooms to destroy the portal.
-Julie, of course, is screaming, Alex and Luke and Reggie are screaming. Willie is trying to explain to Julie she over-watered her fern and pouts when she runs away.
-No they're not ghosts but they are changed and they all have weird powers. Luke nearly cries with joy that he can still summon his guitar. Alex is really not okay with this whole 'walking through walls' thing. Reggie is sad he cannot summon a puppy or a pizza.
-Willie can teleport short distances and is shocked to learn humans can't just do that? You have to walk everywhere? Or ride a horse. What's a car? What's roller skates? He needs to see one of these skateboad things immediately, let's summon the human girl back to ask for one. What can they trade for a skateboard?
-They're kind of freaked out at the whole 2020 thing, but hey, Reggie's like: at least it hasn't been a hundred years like when I told Luke about the 90s.
-Queue canon but it's even worse and more chaotic.
#julie and the phantoms#I wrote a thing#AUs are awesome#what do I even call this?#kidnapped by the fae au#I had such a hard time sorting out what was dark fantasy vs supernatural vs horror so... had a breakdown bon appetit#spent days going NO WE ARE NOT DOING A(NOTHER) CORALINE AU#I've only had creepy changeling willie who isn't entirely human anymore for 15 minutes#but if anything were to happen to him etc etc#alex does maybe like the whole 'being able to turn invisible' thing#except it doesn't work on Julie#for some reason#(*cough* Rose's great grandmother may have been a changeling)#Caleb of course is unseelie and rose's great great grandparents had trouble conceiving#they asked the fair folk for help and got a child... but then their child was swapped with a changeling after a few months#and they were all: um excuse we want our child back. No we're not giving this one back to you#tough shit a deal's a deal we gave you our magic music box for a kid and you gave us two no refunds because you screwed up#the story has been passed down for generations and Ray thinks it's a sweet fairytale#except there it's real and he's like: ... okay then. And then in true Molina tradition goes: *shrug* it's free children
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more solo magma doodles. this time featuring fortune, the very original and not-at-all-based-on-anything tiefling paladin i'm going to be playing in a new campaign this summer :]
#martzipan#marzi#fortune#any resemblance to all persons living or dead is purely coincidental and not intended. or whatever#for sure gonna have him keep his hair up. only person besides me who knows fortune's whole deal is my dm#so i gotta keep the rest of my party unaware of my Trick for as long as possible#cannot WAIT to play him. i am going to have so much fun#dm said 'i want some intra-party tension' and i said 'oh that's perfect actually'#i've been wanting to create this character for a little bit. so i had a lot of details planned out already#he was GONNA be an elf but our party already has an elf and i'm a fan of party diversity so. excuse to play a tiefling lmao#he's a tiefling of balthazaar specifically! who specializes in corruption. also he can cast ray of sickness and crown of madness teehee#but don't worry! he's a paladin sworn to the oath of ancients! his life's goal is to beat back the darkness of the world#and to nurture its light instead#though the curse that was placed on him at birth may sometimes get in the way of that...#(he has a modified version of the lucky feat. i call it the wheel of fortune.)#(every luck point i spend gives my dm a luck point to use against me in return. i was the one to suggest this modification)#(completely original character i swear. entirely original and not based on anything at all. the source is me. do not steal)#'mars why are you using magma without any other people' people frighten me. next question
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Gortash commissioning a plate with the words "Speak to Lord Anchev about it" written in gold, flowing letters. Just wordlessly raising it up everytime someone tries to complain to him about whatever bullshittery his husband has as a project at the moment.
Every petitioner absolutely hating it.
The council (Ravengard, Florrick, Jaheira and Jannath) secretly enjoying it more than they should.
#dark urge: levi#family matters#“we promised not to mingle into each other's affairs” can work as “idc what levi does as long as it doesn't harm my work or plans.”#“you want him to stop it? good luck telling him that”#gortash becoming the Better Devil of BG bc the entire rich class of the city hates Levi So Much#meanwhile Levi is a folk hero. tiefling's friend#but Nobles are like “This Dirty Druid is Ruining Our Fine City”#i say deal with it
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once were moved im gonna start planning out how id renovate a van for real. need to do some research—im hoping to get a high roof model and find an insulation + flooring solution that would maintain maximum height in the cargo area
imagine if i could take val camping.......
#wed really still need a nice campground with bathrooms but omg it could be so nice#find a cute campsite. take a nap. light a fire when it gets dark. get back into the van and play video games in bed#wake up in the woods. have a pleasant brunch outside. take a little scenic drive...#would need to find her a comfortable camp chair for maximum outdoor chillage#im also very torn between#separating the backity back of the van from the rest of the main cargo area and using it as an outdoor-accessible storage area#which just really prioritizes having a lot of storage space#(not really a concern in This fantasy but i would also love to use it to like. go skiing or something)#vs like#having the bed pretty up-close with the back doors (maybe w a small storage/nightstand area as a buffer) for the ambiance from the windows#which seems like a small aesthetic detail ik but like#idk if i take val out and we spend a majority of our time in the van#i want the outdoors to be visible and noticeably surrounding us#id have to go scope out campsites beforehand to make sure bathrooms look hunky dory but thats not a big deal at all#like. oh no... i have to go camping twice... whatever shall i do
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role-reversed version of That Page in caliban’s war where it’s bobbie’s “lizard brain” going apeshit over holden but it just sounds like your average tumblr bisexual talking about blorbo from her shows
#sorry for reminding you that that page exists#the curse of being right about bobbie and naomi is knowing that nolden is a package deal and thus#thinking about that damn page. danathan and tymothy why’d you write that.#I could’ve shipped those three in peace but you had to do that#the expanse#bobbie draper#james holden#the best I came up with is something like#he looks like if they tried to make Jonathan harker at the boy band factory#she’s gonna feed him soup and get rid of those dark circles under his eyes and ride him like Paul revere but the British won’t be coming ;)#(look I wanted the same level of crimes against words and our eyeballs)#alternately look at how people talk about 70s Peter Falk on here and switch the names. that’s what it sounds like.#that’s Bobbie being ravenous for Jimbo. talking about him like he’s a beloved little detective she’s gonna stick in her pocket.#considering how disheveled CW-era holden was it’s…not the worst comparison honestly#I could see her thinking ‘he’s kinda weird looking….oh no he’s Kinda Weird Looking 😳😳😳’
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there are like 12 weeks of 2024 left so it's time to make a bunch of polls on Simply Plural to try and figure out what the fuck our new year's resolutions for 2025 are gonna be because ideally we should not leave that until the last minute and then get a ridiculous number of alters to vote at once on December 31st again.
I imagine a lot of the suggestions will be similar to this year's ones because we've enjoyed the ones we decided on, but it'll be interesting to see what we come up with. we're thinking about doing another Big Drawing but maybe going with 1 hour a week instead of 2.
we might also do something similar to Bread Quest but with a different category of food, but I'm not sure which one. Fruit Quest and Candy Quest were both suggested last time, and Cheese Quest could be an option, but we'll see what happens I guess.
after checking back, I've just realised we forgot about like half of this year's goals, but it has been a chaotic year so it is what it is. one of them was to pick a new species each week to learn a bunch of facts about, and we didn't do that but we've definitely learned to identify a fuckload of species so we did something at least somewhat related to that
#personal#thoughts#🍬 post#new year's resolutions 2025#we'll probably do a handful of fun/silly/whimsical ones and a handful of more serious ones again like we did this year#it gives us something interesting to look forward to which is a big deal right now#because we have a lot of PTSD symptoms from what happened over the summer and that includes a sense of foreshortened future#like really really bad. our brain can't comprehend making it past the end of the year for seemingly no reason#(not in a suicidal way or anything like that. we just have a very vague but intense sense of impending doom)#so I'm trying to put events in our calendar and set goals and make tentative plans for things to try and challenge that feeling#and starting the new year's resolution polls should maybe hopefully help with that on top of just giving people more time to vote#anyway that briefly got kinda dark but I am looking forward to seeing what goals we pick and how that ends up going
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lies down on the floor. AGH
#complaining tag#augh idk how to word this but like. i’m chinese. i was born in china and i wasn’t raised there but you can’t scrub it off of me#no matter how hard i used to try and. i wouldn’t call myself dark but by asian beauty standards? i would be#and we have. a singular white headmate that keeps getting startled to look down and see our hands are brown#and just. EGHJKK. AUGH. DON’T LIKE IT!!!!#i’m in that weird diasporia zone where i’m not really chinese enough anymore to feel at home in chinese communities#i don’t know the language of the country i was born in#only a few scattered words and half holidays and traditions#but i’m never going to be american enough to be. gesture#and like. the headmate is cool they’re fine and it’s not like we have any control over this but#it just feels. NOT GOOD? to have that experience of being surprised by our skin and our eyes and our hair and. AUGH#it’s like the embodiment of my attempts as a kid to be as white as i could the erasure of being. flops on the floor like a fish IDKKKK#it’s not a big deal i guess it’s just. weird? all of us more or less have some vague acknowledgment or recognition of being chinese#and to have a complete and utter disconnect stare you down like that is Not Awesome#shrug it’s ok so it goes i guess
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@dnangelic sent: ✧OMG AM I TOO LATE FOR LAYLA!! you can separate dark and dai if she has different feelings towards either HDHSHHS
Send me a ✧ and I’ll bold all that apply to your muse
I would kill you. ✧ I would physically hurt you. ✧ I would attack you unprovoked. ✧ I would manipulate you. ✧ I dislike you. ✧ You annoy me. (Dark) ✧ You scare me. ✧ You intimidate me. ✧ I hope I intimidate you. ✧ I pity you. ✧ You disgust me. ✧ I hate you. ✧ I’m indifferent toward you. ✧ I’d like to get to know you better. ✧ I’d like to spend more time with you. ✧ I’d like to be friends with you. ✧ I’m unsure what to think of you. ✧ I’m unsure how I feel about you. ✧ You are my friend. ✧ You are my best friend. ✧ You are my mentor. ✧ I look up to you. ✧ I respect you. ✧ You are my hero. ✧ You inspire me. ✧ You are my enemy. ✧ You make me happy. ✧ I want to protect you. (More so Daisuke because he activates her big sister instincts, but still applies to both) ✧ I would fight by your side. ✧ I consider you an equal. (Dark) ✧ I think you are beneath me. ✧ I think you are above me. (Daisuke) ✧ I would lie for you. ✧ I would lie to you. ✧ I would sleep with you. ✧ I would sleep by your side. ✧ I would hug you. ✧ I would kiss you. ✧ You are family to me. ✧ I would die for you. ✧ I would kill for you. ✧ I would trust you with my life. ✧ I would trust you with my most precious belonging. ✧ I would trust you with a secret. ✧ I would trust you with my biggest / darkest secret. ✧ I love you (platonically). ✧ I love you (romantically).
#&& asks / seeking what is true is not seeking what is desirable#&& c. layla / silent nightingale#dnangelic#&& v. younger layla / from the embers#&& v. modern / a world not far off from our own#thank you for the ask!#YOU ARENT TOO LATE FOR IT FBGFBFGB I NEVER CLOSE MEMES. ALL ARE ALWAYS OPEN WHENEVER#ultimately her feelings on both are similar enough for me to not separate them and just point out which ones apply to only one of them#the saddest one has to be that she thinks dai's above her whilst she sees dark as an equal. because dai is so good she doesnt-#feel all that deserving of being his friend when her hands are so drenched in blood. whilst dark feels so much more... somehow for-#her he's more...in spite of being a bastard he feels more like someone she feels more able to be friends with without-#her self-loathing causing her to slightly put them on a pedestal plus he already deals with his fame so much she actively-#goes out of her way to treat him like just a normal person anyhow. mind with dai shes well-aware he's a flawed human being like everyone.#but dai is so...sweet. and kind. and just so GOOD that she cant help but think he's better than her.
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Welcome to the night
Milla looks concerned as I drag myself back to the castle. “You fed?” She says, as if she were asking about some new tavern I chose to visit. I should feel disgusted, repulsed, ready to vomit the blood all over her immaculate dress. I look like I was dragged through a hedge by comparison. I look like I dove face-first into a bhaalist wedding ceremony. I look like I decided to become a butcher and the only butcher knife to be found was actually a large mallet and I had to improvise.
She follows me when I don’t answer. “You’ll learn not to…make such a mess of things,” she says, gesturing to my ruined dress. “It gets easier, I promise.”
“Good,” I say. I spit out a chunk of flesh that got wedged in my teeth. I wonder if it was Nishka’s. I wonder again that I don’t want to die. Milla raises an eyebrow. Her red eyes apparently match my own, not that I’ll ever be able to see it. I don’t have a reflection anymore. I care more about that than Nishka getting stuck in my teeth.
“Are you injured?” Milla asks. I shake my head. My hair is matted with gore. She eyes it with distaste. “I know some magic,” she says. “It’s better than trying to use the bathtub, although you’re welcome to try. I’m assured it’s only affected by an unusually persistent illusion and it still cleans perfectly well.”
There’s something wrong with her. There’s something wrong with me too, for that matter. I knew that, of course, I heard my heart stop. I’m dead, and so is she. It should be a bigger deal that apparently she’s the wife? possession? companion? prisoner? Of the man who killed me. Killed us. I asked him to kill me and she convinced him to do…this…instead. He made me into Nishka’s killer and I don’t care. I should care. I’ve become something that could kill her sister and only feel annoyed that my hair is a mess.
My thoughts are racing. Milla sighs and takes my arm. “We need to find you some new clothes,” she says. “You can borrow something of mine for now, but we’ll find you something secondhand to destroy while you learn. Come. We’ll go to the village tomorrow.” I should feel ashamed. Our hosts in the village will know me. They’ll want to know what happened to my friends and my sister. I shouldn’t feel amused. This is wrong. This is…
Milla pulls me back to reality. Literally, by hauling me towards a flight of stairs. “You don’t want him to find you like this,” she says. “I convinced him that you’re a worthy addition to our household. If you prove me a liar, I will make you regret it.” Her half smile, showing a hint of her own fangs, seems practiced. It makes me smile in response, more genuinely.
“I know you will,” I say. “But you’re not a liar.” Apparently, I am. She rolls her eyes, then waves a hand and speaks a word of power. Magic rushes over me and the blood and gore seems to melt away from my face and hair.
“You can’t charm me,” she says, and I giggle. “I said I wouldn’t prove you a liar,” I say. “So I’ll shut up if you show me less destroyed clothes.” The neckline of my dress seems to have adhered itself to my collarbone. There’s a rip in my skirt from a pike. Only the sticky dried blood is holding my bodice together. Milla doesn’t dignify me with a response, but does haul my disgusting ass to her decently well stocked store of clothes. She uses magic to evaporate the rest of my former companion’s remains before handing me a tunic that looks large enough to fall well below my knees and swallow my hands completely. I look like a child next to her.
“You ought to look the part, since you’re his now,” Milla says, inspecting me. “He’ll have suggestions, I’m sure.” That makes me laugh, imagining the lord of the land playing milliner. “He’ll be in the library, if you’re ready to see him.” Am I? But, ready or not, it’s time to reintroduce myself to the man who gifted me this new life.
#curse of strahd#dungeons and dragons#strahd von zarovich#ludmilla vilisevic#volenta popofsky#brides of strahd#bride of strahd#in our game volenta was haunted by the dark powers pre everything#she claims she agreed to a deal with Vampyr but went to Strahd to find a way out#the original deal was to betray one of her friends by draining them in vampyr’s name#then get killed by the rest presumably to become a vampire#when strahd turned her instead Volenta lost control of her instincts and slaughtered her entire former party instead#oops#this later turned out to be influenced by the dark powers which love a betrayal
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i was looking at kieran's new design again and noticed that they added eye bags to his new model... game freak, give me custody of my son so i can take him to therapy and get him a decent nap.
#i thought i was being original when i was giving him dark circles but i guess not lol#i'm glad that's apart of his canon design i like that a lot#it really shows how much everything they're dealing with is weighing on them negatively#i need this dlc now i need to see my boy....#i think we're actually moving into our new place a few days after the dlc drops so i might be able to play it before >>>#i have to focus of doing that#5 more days... only 5 more days...#mj.txt
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Holdern Caufield and Shinji Ikari are basically the same guy when you really think about it
#catcher in the rye#neon genesis evangelion#its 4am why am i awake#why did i decide to do a tumblr i hate social media#the luddites will rise again#but only after we deal with our screen addictions#dark academia
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