jhonny · 13 days ago
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STOP making kakyoin fight time-controlling superbeings, he is SICK of it
(part 1) (part 3)
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siryyeet · 3 months ago
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Oh you have complicated feelings towards Germany? Let me make 91836373 assumptions about it with my piss poor understanding of history, not listen to germans at all and then come to a horrendously bad and false conclusion on why that is! Also I think you germans should stop feeling guilty and be proud of your country again!
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moongothic · 1 year ago
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We all know how a lot of Luffy's opponents have been in some ways premonitions of the type of person Luffy could end up as if something went wrong in his life. For example Moria is what Luffy could've become had he truly lost his entire crew at Sabaody if Kuma had not saved them
And we know Crocodile is what Luffy maybe could've become had Luffy given up on his dreams and become jaded after losing to him. But like, when you think about it, that's not the only dark reflection of Luffy in Crocodile, is it
'Cause Crocodile, despite employing people for Baroque Works, did not trust anyone around him and did not considder anyone to be anything else but an employee to him. And we know he had been planning on taking over Alabasta for like 14 years (at the very least), BW being a thing for only the past four (pre-timeskip)
So like. Did Crocodile spend the last 14 years alone
Like yes he had his workers at the Casino and Robin etc, so he was like, around people, he wasn't like Brook who was in Total Isolation. But on an emotional level, has he not spent the last 14 years all by himself, completely detached from anyone, unable to trust or rely on anyone else?
That is sad as fucking shit, holy hell
'Cause then you compare him to like Luffy and like
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Our sweet baby boy was so afraid of being alone that Luffy literally went through hell just to gain Ace's approval despite Ace trying to signal to him he wasn't interested befriending him
And through out the whole series Luffy reiterates time and time again how he needs and wants his friends around because he literally can't live without them, both on a literal "he can't cook or navigate or have fun by himself" level but also on that emotional level
And Crocodile just. Spent 14 years of his life, if not longer, alone.
Sweet jesus what happened to this man
And that just makes me further wonder, what the absolute fuck were Crocodile's Rookie Pirate days like?? Like did he have a crew or was he just yolo'ing it by himself???
Like. Mihawk's never been on a crew as far as we know. Kuma was a Revolutionary, not a pirate, but he wasn't like alone still. Doflaming, Hancock, Jinbei and Moria however have/had crews of their own. So what was Crocodile's deal? Did he have a crew before? Was he a captain or was he on someone else's ship? (Although surely the Government wouldn't offer the position of a Shichibukai to a cabin boy or the first mate, right)
And if he did have a crew, the hell happened to them??
Like we know Crocodile got his ass kicked by Whitebeard, I just find it unlikely Whitebeard would've pulled a Kaidou on Crocodile's crew and slaughtered them, that's not a very Whitebeard-y thing do, right?? ...Unless Whitebeard was just different 20+ years ago and was willing to annihilate entire crews. We don't know. Or maybe Crocodile and his entire crew were like Turbo Rotten from the beginning and Whitebeard figured they deserved to get wiped out, much like how we saw Shanks wipe out Kid's crew at Elbaf. Or maybe Whitebeard saw no reason to have mercy on someone affiliated with the World Government.
That all said, if we wanted to assume Crocodile had somekind of trauma that lead to him viewing people not only as disposable but also untrustworthy, then maybe losing people dear to him like that wouldn't lead to that mindset. Like Moria witnessed his beloved crew die and that caused him to want to create a crew he couldn't die, so he wouldn't go through that emotional trauma again.
Which leaves me to wonder. If something caused him to lose his ability to (emotionally) trust people, and if Whitebeard broke his dreams... Maybe Crocodile had a crew. And maybe they abandoned him when he lost to Whitebeard. Figuring they didn't need a weak captain who was probably going to bleed to death anyways. Or maybe the crew tried to take his head (after Whitebeard kicked his ass), after all, he was already a Shichibukai, anybody who took Crocodile's head could maybe attempt to take that title for themselves if the Government allowed it, and if not, at least gain more fame for themselves.
Either of these scenarios would certainly result in you losing your ability to rely on others. And leave you willing to spend the rest of your life alone. Who would have in them to go through that again.
Or maybe he came out of the womb unable to trust people and he was just yolo'ing it by himself like Mihawk right from the begining, who knows
Regardless I'm just
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laineystein · 11 months ago
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“Pissed off jewish women have been a weapon in our arsenal for years and years and years” 😅
(Welcome home, Rimon! We’ve been waiting for you! 💙)
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indiestsnake · 7 days ago
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uh hey man I noticed that like. ur body’s cold but theres’s vital signs and they’ve picked your name out from the lines so I just wanted to check in
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innytoes · 1 year ago
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Dark fantasy AU?
-In hindsight, as he's being chased through the forest, hunted by mythical creatures is not where Reggie thought he'd end up when his folks told him they were moving to Los Angeles. Honestly, considering how he used to roam the woods and fields near his Meemaw's farm, the fact that he'd stumbled into a fairy circle near the beach was almost insulting.
-It's not even that he manages to outrun them. It's that one night (he thinks it's night, though time moves differently here and light and dark are all tangled up and is the purple haze of the sky supposed to be dusk or dawn or just a dark stop of the forest?) he'd decided to just... give up.
He couldn't remember how long he'd been running, running from the pounding of hooves and the yapping of dogs that did not look anything like what a dog should look like. He couldn't remember a time where he wasn't hungry, or thirsty, or tired, but something inside of him just kept making him run and run and run
-But he'd had enough. So he just sat down, with his back towards the noise, and hoped they'll kill him quickly. And to comfort himself, he sang the lullaby his Meemaw used to sing when he was scared of the thunder.
-That's what saved him. One of the fae, Caleb, was so charmed by the song that instead of doing whatever it is they did with their prey, he bundled Reggie up and took him to his... castle. Dwelling. Domain.
-He was dressed in finery and made to sing as Caleb and the other fae danced and ate and did things that Reggie very much had not wanted to see, thank you very much. But eventually, they slept, and Reggie met... the other humans who were trapped here.
-Luke, a young boy who had run away from home to become a musician in 1875. He was distraught to hear Reggie tell him it was the nineties now. Even more distraught when Reggie clarified it was the 1990s.
-There was Alex, who had been cast out of his village for reasons he did not want to share, but that Reggie figured out pretty quickly when he saw the way he looked at Willie. He'd fallen asleep near a fairy circle, and the promises he'd been made had been so tempting, he'd said yes before he fully understood the deal.
-And then there was Willie. The boy who had been stolen from his parents, a changeling left in his place. Who had grown up here, a part of this world yet not really. Who did not know what the other boys meant when they talked about years, or America, or really the whole concept of 'family'.
-Luke's the one who tells them of their escape plan. Alex is worried they can't trust Reggie not to rat him out to Caleb, and Reggie is like: um excuse me I was just hunted for sport for who knows how long you think I wanna help that guy?
-But before he can Willie just tilts his head and says: his heart is pure.
-Which is very sweet but also a little creepy.
-Anyway, they do manage to escape Caleb's clutches somehow, and end up back in the human world.
-Being yeeted out of a little ring of mushrooms in the soil of a plant Ray overwatered in the big plant wall of the Molina studio was not particularly pleasant, okay. Considering a real human should not be able to fit through that. But Willie explained that as soon as a fairy portal grew, it was only a manner of time that the fairies would notice it and stake it out to see what they could lure to their realm.
-Somehow, Luke and Alex get thrown clear across the room, Luke slamming against the door, Alex dropping onto the concrete floor.
-Reggie's not sure if him crashing against a pretty wooden piano is better or worse. The sound it made was definitely worse.
-Somehow, Willie ends up sitting crosslegged on the little piano bench, and he turns and quickly crushes up the mushrooms to destroy the portal.
-Julie, of course, is screaming, Alex and Luke and Reggie are screaming. Willie is trying to explain to Julie she over-watered her fern and pouts when she runs away.
-No they're not ghosts but they are changed and they all have weird powers. Luke nearly cries with joy that he can still summon his guitar. Alex is really not okay with this whole 'walking through walls' thing. Reggie is sad he cannot summon a puppy or a pizza.
-Willie can teleport short distances and is shocked to learn humans can't just do that? You have to walk everywhere? Or ride a horse. What's a car? What's roller skates? He needs to see one of these skateboad things immediately, let's summon the human girl back to ask for one. What can they trade for a skateboard?
-They're kind of freaked out at the whole 2020 thing, but hey, Reggie's like: at least it hasn't been a hundred years like when I told Luke about the 90s.
-Queue canon but it's even worse and more chaotic.
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mars-ipan · 6 months ago
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more solo magma doodles. this time featuring fortune, the very original and not-at-all-based-on-anything tiefling paladin i'm going to be playing in a new campaign this summer :]
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maegalkarven · 11 months ago
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Gortash commissioning a plate with the words "Speak to Lord Anchev about it" written in gold, flowing letters. Just wordlessly raising it up everytime someone tries to complain to him about whatever bullshittery his husband has as a project at the moment.
Every petitioner absolutely hating it.
The council (Ravengard, Florrick, Jaheira and Jannath) secretly enjoying it more than they should.
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pir8 · 4 months ago
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once were moved im gonna start planning out how id renovate a van for real. need to do some research—im hoping to get a high roof model and find an insulation + flooring solution that would maintain maximum height in the cargo area
imagine if i could take val camping.......
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doolallymagpie · 1 year ago
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role-reversed version of That Page in caliban’s war where it’s bobbie’s “lizard brain” going apeshit over holden but it just sounds like your average tumblr bisexual talking about blorbo from her shows
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thethingything · 23 days ago
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there are like 12 weeks of 2024 left so it's time to make a bunch of polls on Simply Plural to try and figure out what the fuck our new year's resolutions for 2025 are gonna be because ideally we should not leave that until the last minute and then get a ridiculous number of alters to vote at once on December 31st again.
I imagine a lot of the suggestions will be similar to this year's ones because we've enjoyed the ones we decided on, but it'll be interesting to see what we come up with. we're thinking about doing another Big Drawing but maybe going with 1 hour a week instead of 2.
we might also do something similar to Bread Quest but with a different category of food, but I'm not sure which one. Fruit Quest and Candy Quest were both suggested last time, and Cheese Quest could be an option, but we'll see what happens I guess.
after checking back, I've just realised we forgot about like half of this year's goals, but it has been a chaotic year so it is what it is. one of them was to pick a new species each week to learn a bunch of facts about, and we didn't do that but we've definitely learned to identify a fuckload of species so we did something at least somewhat related to that
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ender-lune · 27 days ago
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lies down on the floor. AGH
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aetherose · 1 month ago
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@dnangelic sent: ✧OMG AM I TOO LATE FOR LAYLA!! you can separate dark and dai if she has different feelings towards either HDHSHHS
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Send me a ✧ and I’ll bold all that apply to your muse
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I would kill you. ✧ I would physically hurt you. ✧ I would attack you unprovoked. ✧ I would manipulate you. ✧ I dislike you. ✧ You annoy me. (Dark) ✧ You scare me. ✧ You intimidate me. ✧ I hope I intimidate you. ✧ I pity you. ✧ You disgust me. ✧ I hate you. ✧ I’m indifferent toward you. ✧ I’d like to get to know you better. ✧ I’d like to spend more time with you. ✧ I’d like to be friends with you. ✧ I’m unsure what to think of you. ✧ I’m unsure how I feel about you. ✧ You are my friend. ✧ You are my best friend. ✧ You are my mentor. ✧ I look up to you. ✧ I respect you. ✧ You are my hero. ✧ You inspire me. ✧ You are my enemy. ✧ You make me happy. ✧ I want to protect you. (More so Daisuke because he activates her big sister instincts, but still applies to both) ✧ I would fight by your side. ✧ I consider you an equal. (Dark) ✧ I think you are beneath me. ✧ I think you are above me. (Daisuke) ✧ I would lie for you. ✧ I would lie to you. ✧ I would sleep with you. ✧ I would sleep by your side. ✧ I would hug you. ✧ I would kiss you. ✧ You are family to me. ✧ I would die for you. ✧ I would kill for you. ✧ I would trust you with my life. ✧ I would trust you with my most precious belonging. ✧ I would trust you with a secret. ✧ I would trust you with my biggest / darkest secret. ✧ I love you (platonically). ✧ I love you (romantically).
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tea-with-eleni · 2 months ago
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Welcome to the night
Milla looks concerned as I drag myself back to the castle. “You fed?” She says, as if she were asking about some new tavern I chose to visit. I should feel disgusted, repulsed, ready to vomit the blood all over her immaculate dress. I look like I was dragged through a hedge by comparison. I look like I dove face-first into a bhaalist wedding ceremony. I look like I decided to become a butcher and the only butcher knife to be found was actually a large mallet and I had to improvise.
She follows me when I don’t answer. “You’ll learn not to…make such a mess of things,” she says, gesturing to my ruined dress. “It gets easier, I promise.”
“Good,” I say. I spit out a chunk of flesh that got wedged in my teeth. I wonder if it was Nishka’s. I wonder again that I don’t want to die. Milla raises an eyebrow. Her red eyes apparently match my own, not that I’ll ever be able to see it. I don’t have a reflection anymore. I care more about that than Nishka getting stuck in my teeth.
“Are you injured?” Milla asks. I shake my head. My hair is matted with gore. She eyes it with distaste. “I know some magic,” she says. “It’s better than trying to use the bathtub, although you’re welcome to try. I’m assured it’s only affected by an unusually persistent illusion and it still cleans perfectly well.”
There’s something wrong with her. There’s something wrong with me too, for that matter. I knew that, of course, I heard my heart stop. I’m dead, and so is she. It should be a bigger deal that apparently she’s the wife? possession? companion? prisoner? Of the man who killed me. Killed us. I asked him to kill me and she convinced him to do…this…instead. He made me into Nishka’s killer and I don’t care. I should care. I’ve become something that could kill her sister and only feel annoyed that my hair is a mess.
My thoughts are racing. Milla sighs and takes my arm. “We need to find you some new clothes,” she says. “You can borrow something of mine for now, but we’ll find you something secondhand to destroy while you learn. Come. We’ll go to the village tomorrow.” I should feel ashamed. Our hosts in the village will know me. They’ll want to know what happened to my friends and my sister. I shouldn’t feel amused. This is wrong. This is…
Milla pulls me back to reality. Literally, by hauling me towards a flight of stairs. “You don’t want him to find you like this,” she says. “I convinced him that you’re a worthy addition to our household. If you prove me a liar, I will make you regret it.” Her half smile, showing a hint of her own fangs, seems practiced. It makes me smile in response, more genuinely.
“I know you will,” I say. “But you’re not a liar.” Apparently, I am. She rolls her eyes, then waves a hand and speaks a word of power. Magic rushes over me and the blood and gore seems to melt away from my face and hair.
“You can’t charm me,” she says, and I giggle. “I said I wouldn’t prove you a liar,” I say. “So I’ll shut up if you show me less destroyed clothes.” The neckline of my dress seems to have adhered itself to my collarbone. There’s a rip in my skirt from a pike. Only the sticky dried blood is holding my bodice together. Milla doesn’t dignify me with a response, but does haul my disgusting ass to her decently well stocked store of clothes. She uses magic to evaporate the rest of my former companion’s remains before handing me a tunic that looks large enough to fall well below my knees and swallow my hands completely. I look like a child next to her.
“You ought to look the part, since you’re his now,” Milla says, inspecting me. “He’ll have suggestions, I’m sure.” That makes me laugh, imagining the lord of the land playing milliner. “He’ll be in the library, if you’re ready to see him.” Am I? But, ready or not, it’s time to reintroduce myself to the man who gifted me this new life.
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wildflowercryptid · 11 months ago
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i was looking at kieran's new design again and noticed that they added eye bags to his new model... game freak, give me custody of my son so i can take him to therapy and get him a decent nap.
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xxurlittlepogchampxx · 1 year ago
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Holdern Caufield and Shinji Ikari are basically the same guy when you really think about it
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