#dean dempsey

[cinemabuffoon]

If I'm not supposed to have crushes on middle aged men then why are they so hot? Explain that political party of your choosing

[thesmuttyduchess]

[bullet-prooflove]

A quick round up of updates on the blog including new characters added to the ASK LIST and a list of fics that went out last week:

New characters were added to the ask list this week.

Dan Miller (Walker)

New Fics:

Chicago Med:

Cufflinks - Mitch is forced to deal with his mom a few days before the wedding.

The Best Moment of My Life - Meeting you was the best moment of Mitch's life.

Bad Influence - You tell Crockett he's a bad influence.

The First Time (NSFW) - Sean and you sleep together for the first time.

Dirty Weekend - You and Sean spent the entire weekend in bed together.

The Study Series: Part Four: Navy Shirt - You and Dean don't keep secrets.

Cobra Kai:

Home - Terry realises his house is becoming a home.

FBI:

Worth It - OA tells Maggie about the break up.

Fire Country:

Distance - Manny comes home to find you packing.

Haven:

Love Bite - Duke loves wearing the marks of your love.

Law & Order:

Waiting - Jalen waits up for you.

The Mentalist:

The Necklace - Cho realises you still wear the necklace he gave you.

The Musketeers:

Scars - You make Porthos feel beautiful.

NCIS:

Kiss Me - You don't realise you're being courted by Alden.

A Lucky Man - Alden knows he's a lucky man when he sees you walk down the aisle.

Crime Scene Clean Up - Alden takes care of you after a collegue kills himself in your office.

NCIS LA:

Finish Line - The story of how you and AJ first meet.

NCIS Sydney:

One Night - You and JD spend the night together.

The Rookie Feds:

It Should Be You (NSFW) - Brendon makes a realisation before the wedding.

SOA:

ATF!Series: Part Five: That Kind Of Love - Jax takes matters into his own hands with Stahl.

Top Gun Maverick:

Moving On - Companion piece to Broken Buttons , Messy & Choices - You and Beau begin to move on with your lives.

Walker:

The Storm Outside - Larry comforts you during a stormy night.

Life On The Ranch - Dan finds adjustment to ranch life harder than he thought.

Yellowstone:

Lifetime - You promise to spend a lifetime with Travis, no matter how short it may be.

Just Like The First Time (NSFW) - Walker and you send the night together for the first time in 7 years.

[bisaster-energy]

I have to know what nut allergy means 🤲🏻

god i had forgotten about this one til u tagged me💀i got the idea cos of some tiktok someone made about putting ghost pepper in their food to catch whichever coworker was stealing their food and ppl in the notes were freaking out cos "wHAt iF sOMeOnE iS ALlErGiC" me and my friend luke were like "god how funny would it be if you just went in someone's fridge drank all their milk and shit yourself cos ur lactose intolerant and then blame them for trying to poison u that logic is so crazy...what if it was a destiel au"

it's really just a silly hospital au i never got around to finishing it's cringy and basic but it's funny to me so i kept it

so cas is a doctor ofc i have to reward dean somehow.

he's neurosurgeon because i did watch grey's anatomy and dr. sexy being a parody of derek shepherd who's played by patrick dempsey who also played a guy named cass who was in a polyamory with jensen ackle's character and marilyn monroe. i had to put it in

i couldnt decide if i wanted dean to be a doctor too or a nurse but i know i wanted him in peds

basically it's one sided enemies to lovers with dean having beef with cas for no reason (he's hot and this frustrates dean to no end). meanwhile cas has a crush bigger than texas on that man

maybe a competitive aspect too like derek and burke had but less animosity. i try to lean into the soap opera aspect of it as if they're in a medical drama more than a REAL HOSPITAL because it's easier than doing extensive research <3

so maybe dean is a bit more of an asshole to cas than strictly necessary and no one else gets why. cas essentially gives up on trying to have a normal conversation w/dean and thinks he really hates him so he settles to only talk to him in a professional capacity so he wont encroach on his space more than he has to

dean takes this personally. i love misunderstandings

etc etc it comes to a head when maybe something happens that really sets dean off about cas (i haven't figured what yet) and so to get back at him he nabs a cookie from his lunch (cas already established that anyone can indulge in them but dean missed the memo ig)

anyways ruh roh! his dumbass is allergic to one of the ingredients cos it came into contact with walnuts or smth idk

dean's embarrassed as hell and cas finds him all swollen and fucked up and i haven't gotten past this part but yeah i just wanted cas to stab dean with an epi-pen really

overall very mid and silly and dumb but here's an excerpt anyway:

The neurosurgeon is, in Dean's humble (but also right) opinion, the only one worthy of the term Asshole around here, with a capital A.

Well, not the only one. But still.

And it's not like Dean didn't try to get to know him! New doctor shows up, windswept hair tousled to perfection, lab coat flaring behind him like some sort of superhero, gaze focused and intense, and eyes so so blue-

Ahem. Of course Dean is going to be intrigued he's a human being! It's not like Castiel was interested anyway. Barely said three words to Dean before rushing off somewhere else, probably to bless some other coworker with his angelic ass sculpted by god. Dean tried a few times after that and still ended up with nothing more than stilted small talk. Dude made talking to a brick wall seem like a cake walk. There was always something going on that had to cut their conversations short, and Dean thought Cas was just a shy guy at first, nothing wrong with that. But he's seen Dr. Novak easily chat with other staff for longer than two (painfully awkward) minutes. Especially Masters. God that snake just loves to hang off Novak, like that's her job instead of being a damn nurse. Even Balthazar, their own personal sleazeball of an anesthesiologist, allegedly manages to drag the uptight doctor out from time to time.

Not that Dean has been stalking them or anything. He just heard it through the grapevine like every other godforsaken rumor at this high school of a hospital. And if the grapevine happened to just be Balthazar himself bragging about their nights out in the breakroom, well that's Dean's business.

"I still say you need to give him a chance, Dean," his mammoth of a brother insisted, brushing his mane out of his face. Seriously, dude, just get a haircut. "I don't get what your problem with him is. Castiel is great! A little awkward maybe, but it really adds to his charm." Dean rolls his eyes.

"Sammy, you do realize you sound like you're trying to get me to adopt a dog that's about to be sent to the pound? It didn't work when you were eight and it won't work now. And, for your information, I've given Cas plenty of chances to talk to me. He's the one with the issue. You should be selling him all this kumbaya bullshit. And don't you have some lawsuits to prevent?"

It's Sam's turn to roll his eyes. "Whatever, Dean. If you gave up on talking to him then why the hell do you call him by a nickname?" With another flip of his mop, his brother left Dean spluttering for a reasonable answer. Which there is, of course. But Sam's long gone by the time he manages a weak "Castiel is a mouthful, okay?" "I'll say," came an annoyingly sultry voice from behind. Without turning Dean lets out a sigh. "Can I help you, Masters?" He asks flatly, already resigning himself to an unpleasant encounter. "Oh, don't be like that, Dean," God, he can practically hear the obnoxious pout he knows she's wearing right now. "I thought we could bond over what a mouthful Clarence is!" That has him spinning around.

meg is cas' bestie she can't understand why he's hung up on dean but she supports his terrible terrible taste. and if she can manage to convince dean they're fucking in the meantime well. god forbid women do anything

the reason sam seems so invested is cos the hospital has a betting pool over if these 2 get together and when. bros tryna make bank

[sophiewritesworld]

MASTERLIST

SUPERNATURAL:

Dean Winchester

13 REASONS WHY:

Montgomery de la Cruz

Jeff Atkins

Zach Dempsey

STRANGER THINGS

Eddie Munson

[enamouredless]

i for one hate live movie adaptations but if they were to adapt the iron giant im not sure how i would act

[thymbyll]

Forget The Rat Pack, Brat Pack, Or Frat Pack.... Give Me The Daddy Pack

[1970] Craig Parker

[1970] Ethan Hawke

[1970] Nikolaj Coster Waldau

[1970] Oded Fehr

[1970] Raúl Esparza

[1970] Skeet Ulrich

[1969] Ben Mendelsohn

[1969] Gerard Butler

[1969] Michael Sheen

[1969] Nick Moran

[1969] Norman Reedus

[1969] Paul Rudd

[1968] Aidan Gillen

[1968] Brendan Fraser

[1968] Daniel Craig

[1968] Hugh Jackman

[1968] Owen Wilson

[1968] Timothy Olyphant

[1967] Guy Pearce

[1967] Jamie Foxx

[1967] Michael Greyeyes

[1967] Nestor Carbonell

[1967] Rhys Ifans

[1967] Rufus Sewell

[1966] Jason Scott Lee

[1966] Jeffrey Dean Morgan

[1966] John Cusack

[1966] Neal McDonough

[1966] Patrick Dempsey

[1966] Sean Kanan

[1965] Daniel Bernhardt

[1965] Dougray Scott

[1965] Mads Mikkelsen

[1965] Richard Grieco

[1965] Robert Downey Jr

[1965] William Zabka

[1964] Hank Azaria

[1964] Keanu Reeves

[1964] Lenny Kravitz

[1964] Mark Dacascos

[1964] Russell Crowe

[1964] Vincent Perez

[1963] Benjamin Bratt

[1963] Donnie Yen

[1963] Greg Kinnear

[1963] Jason Isaacs

[1963] John Stamos

[1963] Johnny Depp

[1962] Arnold Vosloo

[1962] Billy Wirth

[1962] Cary Elwes

[1962] James Marsters

[1962] Nathaniel Parker

[1962] Thomas Ian Griffith

[1961] Christopher Meloni

[1961] Dylan McDermott

[1961] Iain Glen

[1961] Liam Cunningham

[1961] Ralph Macchio

[1961] Robert Carlyle

[1960] Antonio Banderas

[1960] Colin Firth

[1960] David Duchovny

[1960] Hugh Grant

[1960] Stanley Tucci

[1960] Timothy Hutton

[1959] Bradley Whitford

[1959] Hugh Laurie

[1959] Jack Wagner

[1959] Kyle MacLachlan

[1959] Matthew Modine

[1959] Yuji Okumoto

[wrestler-smash-or-pass]

Weekly Wrapup 3/10/24

This Week's Rankings:

Utami Hayashishita - 88.9% smash

Jon Moxley (Dean Ambrose variant) - 84.6%

Eddie Guerrero - 80.5%

Edge and Beth Phoenix - 75.1%

KENTA - 75.1%

Unholy Union (Alba Fyre and Isla Dawn) - 74.3%

Carmelo Hayes - 71.6%

Bear Boulder - 69.1%

Pretty Deadly (Elton Prince and Kit Wilson) - 59.9%

Minoru Suzuki (Current Day) - 51.8%

Randy Orton with a mustache - 50.9%

Sami Callihan (CZW Era) - 26.4%

Gangrel - 24.1%

Gorgeous George - 21.4%

Average smash rating this week: 61.0%

More stats under the cut, along with my observations, commentary, and some of my favorite tags...

Most total votes this week (most enthusiasm)

Jon Moxley (Dean Ambrose) - 364 votes

Minoru Suzuki - 361

Utami Hayashishita - 343

Edge and Beth Phoenix - 338

Eddie Guerrero - 303

And least total votes this week (least enthusiasm)

Sami Callihan - 178 votes

Gorgeous George - 187

Unholy Union - 206

Bear Boulder - 217

Carmelo Hayes - 222

The closest poll was Randy Orton with a mustache, who won 115-111

Top Ten Overall

Kris Statlander - 91% smash

Athena - 90.2% smash

Hikaru Shida - 89.7% smash

Utami Hayashishita - 88.9% smash

Minoru Suzuki (Young Variant) - 88.7% smash

Swerve Strickland - 88.3% smash

Toni Storm - 88.1% smash

Hiroshi Tanahashi - 87.7% smash

Hangman Adam Page - 86.4% smash

Bianca Belair - 86.4% smash

Bottom Ten Overall

Vince McMahon - 3.9% smash

Ric Flair - 4.6% smash

Kane (Corporate variant) - 10.1% smash

Miracle Violence Connection - 11.8% smash

Gene Munny - 12.4% smash

Spike Trivet - 12.% smash

Kevin Sullivan - 13.1% smash

Triple H (Terra Ryzing variant) - 18.6% smash

Eric Bischoff (NWO) - 20.0% smash

Gorgeous George - 21.4% smash

Top Women Overall

Kris Statlander - 91% smash

Athena - 90.2% smash

Hikaru Shida - 89.7% smash

Utami Hayashishita - 88.9% smash

Toni Storm - 88.1% smash

Bottom Women Overall

Eve Torres - 47.1% smash

Carmella - 47.8% smash

Nikkita Lyons - 48.2% smash

Julia Hart (Cheerleader Variant) - 49.8% smash

Kelly Kelly - 50.3% smash

Top Men Overall

Minoru Suzuki (Young Variant) - 88.7% smash

Swerve Strickland - 88.3% smash

Hiroshi Tanahashi - 87.7% smash

Hangman Adam Page - 86.4% smash

Hikuleo - 86.0% smash

Top Tag Teams

The Golden Lovers - 80.4% smash

Unholy Union - 74.3% smash

Best Friends - 66.7% smash

Motor City Machine Guns - 65.5% smash

Roppongi Vice - 62.7% smash

There were some new additions to the overall lists this week. Utami Hayashishita earned a spot on both the top overall list and the top women's list, and Gorgeous George just barely kicked Charlie Dempsey off the bottom overall list.

We've now had three polls on Jon Moxley, and the ranking is:

Current AEW Mox - 84.8% smash

Dean Ambrose - 84.6%

CZW Mox - 82.3%

Also, people prefer non-mullet Eddie Guerrero (80.5% smash) to Eddie Guerrero with a mullet (77.0% smash), and people prefer Randy Orton sans mustache (62.3% smash) to Randy Orton with mustache (50.9% smash).

Also like...88.7% of you would have done Minoru Suzuki when he was young, but only 51.8% of you would do old Suzuki? To echo the sentiments of a few reblogs, is this not the "sexualize that old man" website?

In actual blog news, the 250th poll was posted today, and we hit 500 followers a couple weeks ago but I forgot until now. Thank you so much to everyone who's followed, submitted poll requests, reblogged, liked, and otherwise interacted with this blog!

And now for some of my favorite tags and comment

@lghockey on Gorgeous George: #what in the revolutionary war is that haircut

@booboo-eyedbambi on Bear Boulder: #i need him to squish me like he's trying to get the last of his toothpaste out of me

@midcarder on Minoru Suzuki: #the only reason to not fuck suzuki is because you're afraid

@regalityandcoffee on Carmelo Hayes: #on one hand hes hot#in the other hand i once had a dream he tried to kill me so- I once had a dream that William Regal put drugs in my suitcase as I was going on vacation with Mox. Wrestlers are rude af in dreams.

[amorchai]

➵ 𝐀𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐈 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓.

return to — navigation.

requests ; open for headcanons and blurbs!

₍ᐢ.ˬ.ᐢ₎ 𝐁𝐄𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐒. ⤸

all moodboards! all headcanons! all preferences! all blurbs!

₍ᐢ.ˬ.ᐢ₎ 𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐒. ⤸

andrew garfield ⁑ dylan minnette ⁑ harry styles ⁑ joe keery ⁑ joseph quinn ⁑ jung hoseok ⁑ maya hawke ⁑ niall horan ⁑ ross lynch ⁑ tom hiddleston ⁑ tom holland ⁑ zayn malik

₍ᐢ.ˬ.ᐢ₎ 𝐌𝐎𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐒.

𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐘 𝐏𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑. ⤸

blaise zabini ⁑ cedric diggory ⁑ cho chang ⁑ dean thomas ⁑ draco malfoy ⁑ fred weasley ⁑ george weasley ⁑ harry potter ⁑ hermione granger ⁑ luna lovegood ⁑ oliver wood ⁑ ron weasley

james potter ⁑ lily evans ⁑ regulus black ⁑ remus lupin ⁑ sirius black

𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐋. ⤸

andrew!peter parker ⁑ loki laufeyson ⁑ natasha romanoff ⁑ atsv!peter b parker ⁑ pietro maximoff ⁑ tom!peter parker

𝐏𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓. ⤸

beca mitchell ⁑ chloe beale ⁑ jesse swanson

₍ᐢ.ˬ.ᐢ₎ 𝐓𝐕 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐒.

𝟏𝟑 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐖𝐇𝐘. ⤸

clay jensen ⁑ zach dempsey

𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐋𝐘𝐍 𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐄-𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐄. ⤸

amy santiago ⁑ jake peralta ⁑ rosa diaz

𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐘. ⤸

abed nadir ⁑ troy barnes

𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐘 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋𝐒. ⤸

james maguire ⁑ orla mccool

𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒. ⤸

chandler bing ⁑ joey tribbiani ⁑ monica geller ⁑ phoebe buffay ⁑ rachel green

𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋𝐒. ⤸

jess mariano ⁑ lane kim ⁑ paris geller

𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋. ⤸

cece parekh ⁑ nick miller ⁑ winston bishop

𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐒. ⤸

jj maybank ⁑ pope heyward

𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒. ⤸

eddie munson ⁑ robin buckley ⁑ steve harrington

poly steddie ⁑ ship steddie

₍ᐢ.ˬ.ᐢ₎ 𝐕𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐎 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒.

𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝟐. ⤸

dva ⁑ genji ⁑ illari ⁑ kiriko ⁑ mercy ⁑ symmetra

₍ᐢ.ˬ.ᐢ₎ 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐄𝐎𝐔𝐒. ⤸

adonis creed ⁑ bobby mckenzie ⁑ finnick odair ⁑ james conrad ⁑ jim halpert ⁑ jonny goodman ⁑ luke skywalker ⁑ nathan drake ⁑ neil perry ⁑ reth ⁑ sabina wilson ⁑ sebastian sallow ⁑ stardew’s sebastian ⁑ tangerine ⁑ walter “keys” mckey

amorchai © ─ all rights reserved. no reposting/translating/copying will be tolerated.

[my-chemical-cas]

Dean coming out to anyone else first << Dean coming out to bobby

Dean is drunk off his ass because it’s the only way he could manage to do it. I imagine it’s Stanford era dean? And he’s like, HEART BROKEN confessing this to Bobby. Like he’s telling him he just murdered a bunch of innocent children. And Bobby is mad, at John. For filling deans head with such stupid shit. And tells dean such. And then pulls him into a real, honest to god bear hug. And deans hiccuping, drunk, probably crying a bit but they mutually decide not to mention it. And Bobby tells him about some hunters he’s known over the years. How fine they are, how people in the hunting community tend to not give each other shit over it. And then they never speak about it again. However Bobby does remember finding a teen magazine in his house one time, with hearts and little doodles drawn around Patrick Swayze/Patrick Dempsey/Harrison Ford. It was never really a surprise.

[criticalwrites]

just another brief call for 1x1 writing partners on discord! while i do only write as real celebs (rpf) i am open to writing against ocs (although i would love to write against other real celes). the only requirements i have is that you must be 21+ and the age gap between both muses can't be more than 10 years.

while the full list of celebs that i write can be found on my pinned post, below is a shorter list of those i have the most muse for. so if you're interested please let me know!

aaron taylor johnson

bradley cooper

caterina scorsone

chris hemsworth

emily blunt

gemma chan

hilarie burton

henry cavill

idris elba

jason momoa

jeffrey dean morgan

jesse williams

jessica chastain

john krasinski

natalie portman

oscar isaac

patrick dempsey

rahul kohli

ryan reynolds

sebastian stan

winston duke

[bullet-prooflove]

4000 Follower Celebration Bingo Card

I am coming up to 4000 followers on the old blog and I would like to say a massive thank you to everyone who has taken the time to follow me, it means everything to me that you enjoy my work!

Secondly let's celebrate with a little bingo! I've included a mix of whump/smut/angsty prompts.

The Rules:

One Bingo Square per Character

One Bingo Square/Char per ask

When a character is assigned I will add them to the bingo card so you can see it.

If a Char/Square isn't working for me, the Square will be reset.

As usual check the pinned post on my blog to see who I'm writing for. I've added a few newbies recently.

Any questions just ask!

[irritable-bowel-showdown]

The Irritable Bowel Showdown competitors have been decided!!!

Thank you for your patience, everyone! The participants have been chosen, the bracket has been tentatively created, and preparations for Round One are underway!!!

Thank you for the feedback on my poll about the number of participants. Although the option for accepting further submissions had the most support, after narrowing down the eligible participants to 102, I decided it would be best to continue with the current number so the tournament could begin! As a result, some characters with a higher seeding will automatically move to the second round to accommodate the awkward number of competitors.

The full roster is as follows:

Alphys from Undertale Amu Hinamori from Shugo Chara anon who shit on couch from real life Asahi Azumane from Haikyuu!! Bambi from Dave & Bambi Barry Bluejeans from The Adventure Zone: Balance Belphegor from SMT/Persona series Benrey from Half-Life VR but the AI Is Self-Aware [AKA HLVR: AI] Bor'dor Dog'son from Critical Role (Campaign 3: Bells Hells) Bubbie from The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack c!Tommyinnit from Dream SMP Carlton Ulysses Wheezer from Jimmy Neutron Chidi Anagonye from The Good Place Clark Kent from Superman Craig Boone from Fallout: New Vegas Dabi from My Hero Academia Dareth from LEGO Ninjago Dave Strider from Homestuck David Rose from Schitt's Creek Dean Winchester from Supernatural Deandra The New Girl from The Most Popular Girls In School Declan Lynch from The Dreamer Trilogy by Maggie Stiefvater Dimitri 1 from 101 Dalmatian Street DJ from Beast Wars II Doctor Sung from TWRP Dr Crygor from Warioware Elmo Monster from Sesame Street/Elmo's Potty Time Enid Mettle from OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes Filbo Fiddlepie from Bugsnax Geralt of Rivia from The Witcher God of Indigestion from The Discworld series: Hogfather, by Terry Pratchett Griffin McElroy from real life Hailey from Hatchetfield Nightmare Time Harrowhark Nonagesimus from The Lockes Tomb Hatsune Miku from Vocaloid Henry the Green Engine from Thomas and Friends Hinata Shouyou from Haikyuu Hiroshi Yuuki from Full Dive: This Ultimate Next-Gen Full Dive RPG Is Even Shittier than Real Life! Isaac Moriah from The Binding of Isaac James Tiberius Kirk from Star Trek: The Original Series Jane Doe AKA Soldier from Team Fortress 2 Jean Pierre Polnareff from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Johnny Sasaki from Metal Gear Josuke Higashikata from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Jotaro Kujo from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Juniper Sloan from Camp Here And There Kakashi Hatake from Naruto Kanata from Gokurakugai Kuruto Ryuki from AI: The Sominum Files - Nirvana Initiative Kuwabara Kazuma from Yu Yu Hakusho Lan Zhan (Lan Wangji) from The Untamed Larry Appleton from Perfect Strangers Loki the cat from real life Magellan from One Piece Mari from Yellowjackets Marinette Dupain-Cheng from Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir Marvin Grossberg from Ace Attorney Megatron from Transformers Mr. Tang from Lego Monkie Kid Napstablook from Undertale Naruto Uzumaki from Naruto Nekomaru Nidai from Danganronpa Niki Shiina from Ensemble Stars Nyack of the Rana’for from Not Another D&D Podcast Ochako Uraraka from My Hero Academia Okuyasu Nijimura from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Onceler from The Lorax Owen from Total Drama Panty Anarchy from Panty and Stocking With Garterbelt PaRappa from PaRappa the Rapper Porky Pig from Looney Tunes Primis "Tank" Dempsey from Call of Duty Zombies Queen Chrysalis from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Raji Shenazard from Snow White with the Red Hair Reigen Arataka from Mob Psycho 100 Rock Lee from Naruto Roy Kent from Ted Lasso Rung from Transformers Saint from Rain World Sakaeguchi Yuuto from Ookiku Furikabutte Senri from Koisuru Bokura wa Ichou ga Yowai Shauna Shipman from Yellowjackets Shit in Pants Guy from Johnny The Homicidal Maniac Shoichi Irie from Katekyo Hitman Reborn Spamton from Deltarune Spock from Star Trek: The Original Series Steven Universe from Steven Universe Tagora Gorjek from Hiveswap Tenzil Kem (aka Matter Eater Lad) from DC The cat from Lyle Lyle the Crocodile (movie) The test subject who shat in the elevator from Portal 2 Tomura Shigaraki from My Hero Academia Toshinori Yagi/All Might from My Hero Academia Triss Merigold from The Witcher Books Vetinari from Discworld Walter Tattersall from Yellowjackets William Afton from Five Nights at Freddys Yamaguchi Tadashi from Haikyuu!! Yami Sukehiro from Black Clover you the voter from real life Yuuga Aoyama from My Hero Academia Zhao Yunlan from Guardian

[regalityandcoffee]

Tutor Charlie Dempsey x Bimbo Reader headcanons (18+)

(because I deadass don't have the energy to write a whole fic rn)

Warnings: Long as fuck, Charlie being fucking weird and pervy, panty stealing, masturbation (you and him), praise kink, dumbifictation, general nonsense.

Enjoy?????

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♡ He's very confused when you stand by his desk after trigonometry and ask to talk. He's seen you around on campus and even had a class with you last year but you've never really talked. You ran in different circles. Him with almost no one, and you with your other pretty ditzy friends, talking about make up and clothes or whatever you did. You always seemed nice though, he just never had a reason to start a conversation with you.

♡ His ears perked at the sound your pretty little voice asking to talk as he slung his bag over his shoulder to stand in front of you. He was a good foot taller than you, which gave him a decent view down your crop top. He stayed in listen, raising an eyebrow as you asked him for help with class. It was no secret he was a virtual genius, this was the third year in a row he'd been on the Dean's List and he intended to keep it that way.

♡ He walked down the hall with you, listening as you babbled about trying to keep up your grades in your classes. To his surprise, the only class you seemed to struggle with was trig. It was rather rude and presumptuous for him to assume less, but he couldn't help it. With the cute way you twirled your hair as you talked and the way you dressed you didn't seem like a straight A student. But you surprised him. He nods, promising to come over to your dorm after dinner and go over some notes the same night.

♥︎ You let out the cutest noise he's ever heard, hopping a little. He looked away, it taking everything in him not to watch your breasts as they bounced in your top. You write your dorm number down in purple glitter ink for him, and walk away to your next class. He went back to his room, spending the time before his work study job jerking off, imagining taking you under the stairs of the building your Trig class was in fucking you up against the wall.

♡ He didn't date often, he just never really had the time for it and starting new relationships were...difficult for him, to say the least. But he could at least fantasize, right? He cleans up and goes to work for his few hours, working at the circulation desk in the library.

♡ The time to go to your comes and he gathers his books. He heads to your dorm and finds your room with ease. For some reason you had your name in glitter letters on a paperboard taped to the door. He shakes his head and knocks. You open the door. You changed into a cute pink sweater and shorts. You tug his arm and pull him in, as cheery as ever. He notices the empty bed on the other side of the room. To his surprise (and pleasure) you didn't have a roomate, she transferred to a different school before the year began. Your room was as cute and frilly as he thought it'd be, with pink sheets and a bunch of stuffed animals on the bed and posters of pop stars he barely knew on the wall.

♡ He pulls up a chair from the other desk and takes out his notes and you too get to work. He watches as you wrinkle your nose cutely as you go over notes, biting the end of your pencil. He asks you to solve a problem and you get it right almost immediately.

♡ "Good girl." It slips out before he can stop himself. You didn't seem to mind, giggling at the little compliment. The sound of your laugh makes something twist deep in his gut. You kept working, picking up the text better than he expected. An alarm on your phone rings, and you run out to put your clothes in the dryer, squeaking that "you'll be back in a sec!". He's alone now, and as he leans back in his chair, something catches his eye...

♡ by the open closet, there's a pair of lacey pink panties laying by your clothes hamper, a pair you probably dropped while going to wash your other clothes. He picks them up, feeling the material in his hands. Fuck, did you really wear stuff like this? The thought of you pulling them up your soft thighs and over your plump ass made the heat in his cheeks rise. He raises them to his face to get a closer look. Before he can bring them up to his nose, the jingling of the door knob causes him to panic and shove them in his pocket as you come back in and sit down.

♥︎ He coughs, glad you didn't seem to noticed his flustered disposition. The evening continues, him complimenting you as you quickly catch on to his tutoring, before you both call it a night. He quickly makes it back to his dorm, covering his crotch with his messenger bag as subtle as he can as his erection grows. He locks the door behind him, dropping his bag to sit on the edge of his bed, freeing his cock from his pants to touch himself yet again. He takes the panties out of his pocket, shutting his eyes as he jerked himself off with them. It was wrong and gross and so wrong but fuck, all he cared about was imagining you down on his bed, your makeup smeared on his pillow as he pushed you down and pulled your panties to the side...

♥︎ When he cums he cums hard, panting as he makes a mess of your panties. He washes them, and the next session he sneaks them back in your drawer when you turn your back.

♡ Your study sessions continue, him helping you boost your grades as you two grow closer. He's become quiet fond of you, hanging out with you more regularly. Actually, a lot of your friends insist he has a crush on you, but that'd be dumb, right? So what he calls you doll and sweetie and a good girl and let's you sit on his lap to study, and brings you extra snacks and is always fixing your hair? And hangs around with you like your body guard? He's just sweet!

♡ But the more you think about it... you wouldn't mind if he did have a crush on you. His voice is so deep and nice, and you've seen him walk back to his dorm from working out at the gym. Underneath his usual sweaters and slacks was he was built. Just thinking about his muscles and the hair all over his body made you dizzy. And it didn't help that he had the prettiest eyes you've ever seen. Sometimes you got so distracted you couldn't focus on what he said while you studied or ate in the dining hall with him...

♥︎ Was it embarrassing and a little wrong that you couldn't help but get jealous of girls who flirted with him and touch yourself and hump your pillow at night, imagining yourself on his lap, his hands leaving bruises on your hips as he bounced you on his fat pretty cock? Yeah, but you couldn't help it. Charlie was hot, like, super hot. He was quiet and reserved and a bit strange,but you liked him a lot.

♡ Neither of you realize how badly you want the other, until one Friday night, when neither of you feel like studying. He suggest you watch a movie instead, and you agree, offering your bed to watch it on together. You find some random flick on your laptop and turn off the big light, turning your LED strip lights on instead, the room now lit by a pretty red hue. You moved aside your stuffies to give him room, and soon. You're watching a movie together.

♥︎ His hand slides up your thigh and up your skirt, and before you know it you're making out with him, and then your clothes are off, and you're gagging on his fingers as he makes your eyes roll back as you drooled and whined.

♥︎ From then on you're his, and he comes up with pretty unusual study methods for you two: sitting you on his lap and spanking your clit when you got a question wrong, reading your textbook from another class to you while you sat under his desk with his dick in your mouth and his hand in your hair.

♥︎You'd give him kisses when he got As and Bs as usual, and pumped his cock slow and sweet with your pretty manicured hand as he did his homework. Good grades on test for either of you meant you'd get fucked senseless and cuddled and kissed afterwards. You'd lay his head against your chest, playing with his hair while he played with your breasts.

♡ You sure as hell weren't the most conventional couple, but one thing was for sure... you two made the most perfect study partners.

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masterlist 【!】

• Harry Potter (main)

- harry potter - ron weasley - hermione granger - draco malfoy - pansy parkinson - blaise zabini - tom riddle - fred and george weasley - sirius black - remus lupin

• Euphoria

- rue bennett - cassie howard - jules vaughn - maddy perez - kat hernandez - fezco - nate jacobs - lexi howard - elliot - chris mckay - ashtray

• Life is Strange 1 2 True Colors & Before the Storm

- max caulfield - chloe price - nathan prescott - victoria chase - rachel amber - warren graham - kate marsh - frank bowers - sean diaz - alex chen - gabe chen - steph gingrich - ryan lucan

• The Umbrella Academy

- luther hargreeves - diego hargreeves - allison hargreeevs - klaus hargreeves - five hargreeves - ben hargeeves - viktor hargeeves - lila pitts

• The Sparrow Academy

- marcus hargreeves - ben hargreeves - fei hargreeves - alphonso hargreeves - sloane hargreeves - jayme hargreeves

• Supernatural

- dean winchester - sam winchester - castiel - crowley - jack kline - rowena macleod - lucifer - gabriel

• Stranger Things

mike wheeler - jane hopper - lucas sinclair - erica sinclair (platonic) - will byers - dustin henderson - max mayfield - billy hargrove - steve harrington - robin buckley - nancy wheeler - jonathan byers - eddie munson - joyce byers - jim hopper

• The Walking Dead

- daryl dixon - rick grimes - maggie greene - negan - michonne grimes - carl grimes - glenn rhee - rosita espinosa - king ezekiel - jesus - abraham ford - shane walsh

• Outer Banks

- jj maybank - john b routledge - sarah cameron - pope heyward - kiara carrera - rafe cameron

• 13 Reasons Why

- clay jensen - hannah baker - jessica davis - justin foley - tony padilla - zach dempsey - alex standall - tyler down - skye miller

•Slashers/horror

- stu macher - billy loomis - jennifer check - colin gray - ethan landry - [will be adding more i just dont know how to write for some other movies cause i dont know all the lore for them 😭]

•Jackass/Viva La Bam

- bam margera - johnny knoxville - ryan dunn - chris pontius - chris raab - brandon dicamillo

• Pitch Perfect 1 and 2 (i don't like 3 i apologize)

- beca - emily junk - chloe beale - stacie conrad - ashley - cynthia rose - jesse - bumper - benji - pieter kramer - kommissar

• Avengers (+Loki and Valkyrie)

- tony stark - steve rogers - peter parker - natasha romanoff- thor odinson - bruce banner - loki laufeyson - valkyrie

• Guardians of the Galaxy

-peter quill - gamora - nebula - rocket raccoon - drax - mantis

• ATSV/ITSV

- miguel o’hara - hobie brown - miles morales - peter b. parker - gwen stacy - pavitr prabhakar -

• Youtubers

- colby brock - sam golbach - jake webber - johnnie guilbert - tarayummy - anthony padilla - shayne topp -

• Wednesday

- wednesday addams - enid sinclair - ajax petropolus - xavier thorpe - bianca barclay -

• Miscellaneous

- theodore finch - pete davidson - david wooderson - joel miller (show & game) - jake peralta - tate langdon - willy wonka (timothee chalamet) - felix catton - oliver quick

[will probably update in the future!]

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WIP GAME

beloved mutual and actual fruit warfare @blackberrywars tagged me on the wip game and here!! are the rules:

Rules: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder regardless of  how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet of it or  tell them something about it! And then tag as many people as you have wips

so i did the thing and scavenged through my google docs archives while shaking slightly in anticipation and found several works in various states of progress, spanning several years and fandoms. the only currently active are the two marked in bold letters while subsequent spinoffs in that universe are italicised. and i cannot stress enough how much these wouldn’t be even happening without berry and @girls-and-honey. while not all these are going to see the light of day, i really am full of love for all these ideas and thought it would be nice to include them too, and maybe other folks would think about those blorbos in those situations and feel what i’ve felt too

the witcher

of broken dicks and bangxiety (BERRY IS A SAINT AND HAS GONE ABOVE AND BEYOND WITH IDEAS AND EDITING FOR THIS)

himym theme but played on lute and jaskier screaming

our flag means death

I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH HOW @girls-and-honey IS CO-AUTHORING ALL THIS

izzy and ed are those girls from jennifer's body and stede reunites them through the power of rv

how to have your girlfriend spell out for you the love is stored in the hot TA

ed teach town cryptid

holiday shenanigans for polycules and mamas

the new adventures of pissed off dad izzy

the silmarillion and assorted jirt work

that lilo and stitch au that grew out of my control

fringe but make it second age middle-earth

what happens after the love of your life

clowntown

finding nemo but without fish but actually losing your bother when you’re sleep deprived in a bus station after fighting your whole extended family

this is entirely powered by suzi quatro soundtracks but above all no control, or, bev is dean winchester

eddie kaspbrak gets to be patrick dempsey on made of honor (2008)

victorian losers fuck off to maine working doc

hannibal

discovery investigation documentary

the ahs asylum au

good omens

good omens but it’s stranger things but different

gravity falls

the gravity falls x-men au

i also cannot stress enough that if you’re curious about any of these i’d love love love to go off about it and please feel free to ask about more than one, or multiple if you want, brain is literally sizzling with all the blorbo emotion and the possibility of sharing it

i’m tagging @fist-amidst-the-hands i’m not sure who else would like to play but this is absolutely an open invitation