#deck replies

[savingsallow]

— some headshots of val cuz why not✨

[puppetsoftomorrow]

i think the legends wld do that trend where u get ur friends embarrasing t-shirts / phone cases before u go on holiday but they do it before a crossover and sara gets photographed beating up an alien wearing a t-shirt which says "looking for hot milfs in your area". it becomes a meme.

[freckliedan]

2025 = the 25th tarot card is the ring therefore Dan and Phil will get married next year mark my words

babe that's lenormand not tarot those are two totally different cartomancy systems but yknow what i'll incorporate that into my belief system. i read more accurately for them with lenormand than tarot anyways

[g8dess]

Reblog with a picture of your f/o and i'll assign them a crystal and tarot/oracle deck I own

Based on vibes alone. Only for the first 15 reblogs with pictures!

Op is ProShip, don't like, don't interact

[techslander]

im a freak for fragnatica so here’s the warp core four and what perfumes they would wear!!

Tom Ford Cherry Smoke strikes a balance between fruity and grounded, and playful but mature. It’s very present and in-your-face without being too masculine or heavy. It carries experience and a desire for more. Mariner has the 350ml bottle (somehow), and it lingers on all her uniforms even if she didn’t put it on that morning. Sometimes when she walks by, you’ll think, “Is that Cherry Smoke or just dried cherry liquor from last night?” And honestly who knows.

Commodity Book is clean, green, and grounded in a woodsy-herbal base. Its what I would call an office fragrance, pretty much as inoffensive as it gets. My partner aptly described this perfume as “earnest”, which I think describes Boimler to a T. It’s been his everyday fragrance ever since he calculated that it drew the most compliments with the lowest rate of judgement.

Mugler Angel Fruity Fair is a borderline explosive sweet fruity fragrance. The whipped cream mixed with lychee and rose thorn make a complex fruity-green sweetness. It’s fun, and loud, and honestly I think Tendi would just love it for the bottle itself. Dr. T’ana definitely tells her off for “stinking up sickbay” but sometimes you do want something sweet to cover the smell of organs and 30 cc’s of whateverthefuck.

Prada Luna Rossa Carbon is what I imagine the “ship smell” is, which is exactly how Rutherford wants to smell all the time. It’s clean and fresh to an almost disinfectant level, settles into being metallic and industrial, and it can warm down to a pleasant mix of pylon and patchouli. It’s like the brand-new-nacelle to our brand-new-car scent. The bottle is also sick as hell and is Star Trek-y enough for a mention.

[catboypheromones]

easily EASILY the most insulting piece of correspondence I have ever received, thank you sir

[whispering-kavka]

in honor of me getting a new set of playing cards (thanks again to ori my dear friend ori <3) please feel free to ask for a mediocre card reading from yours truly ^-^

[locusfandomtime]

Okay I know some guy lives in a hole every season however I feel like there are more hole-dwellers this time. Please tell me I’m not imagining things.

[laddertek]

heard this today on tango's stream, and immediately had to tell you. tango put etho as the top artifact :D!!

yeah haha! he put all the hermits names in a random generator to get the ember values except for etho's which he chose to make the highest (other than the three tango ones) :')

[theblogof-rassilon]

@eternalgoblinfiend @banthony-baxon

I allowed this colony as I feared that without my supervision, the people of this world would cause great disruption. Now it appears that even with that supervision, you cannot accept the supreme order. And now, you must pay.

I introduce you to the most important member of my entourage: the lynchpin to this operation. And your doom.

'Lin, step forward.

[total-drama-brainrot]

Alenoaheather grabbed me by the throat and body slammed me through 15 consecutive buildings a week ago and it is entirely your fault/lh

But I was thinking about the incredible Fake Dating AU y’all were putting together and had a question, then realized I could just ask the question because it’s ✨Tumblr✨. But what do you think would’ve happened if Izzy wasn’t there when Noah passed out at the gym with Eva? Like, imagine Alejandro and Heather bust into the gym, but because of Eva’s awkward ass self(I love her sm) it genuinely just seems like she knocked out Noah. How would you expect the scenario to play out after that, because I do imagine that Aleheather wouldn’t be happy about seeing Noah laid out like a starfish-

My apologies 😔 (I'm not sorry 😈). /lh

The idea of Eva holding up a passed out Noah by the collar of his undershirt, all but looming over him in her desperation to get him to wake the fuck up, only to have both Heather and Alejandro burst into the room and misconstrue the situation entirely is so fucking funny to me. Thank you for the mental image, anon.

Because Eva has aggression practically woven into the threads of her character; she speaks aggressively, se thinks aggressively, and we all know she acts aggressively. Even when she's trying to be gentle she's always going to be rough around the edges, so it'd genuinely look like she's about to pummel an unconscious Noah into nerd-paste. Without Izzy there as a mitigating force, Eva wouldn't have the eloquence to properly explain the situation before AleHeather jump to conclusions and act accordingly.

Which would mostly be Heather trying to beat the shit out of Eva, physical discrepancies be damned, as Alejandro scoops up their partner bridal style and fusses over the 'damsel' in the situation.

Because, out of the two of them, Heather's always been the more physically aggressive one. She's not afraid to start throwing hands- of course, Heather's more likely to attack others with her words, but she's never shied away from a more hands-on approach to conflict. Whereas Alejandro, for all of his displays of physical prowess, doesn't ever really use his strength in a hostile way (his boxing math with José non-withstanding), and he's far too much of a gentleman to ever hit a woman.

So Eva would be staving off an irate Heather, who's trying to claw her eyes out or something, using her superior muscle mass to (as gently as she can) subdue Heather so she could explain herself. But 'fighting back' only makes Eva look worse to the pair, and any explanations she'd try to offer would be all but drowned out by Heather's enraged screaming, falling on deaf ears. Eva really doesn't want to hurt Heather, so she'd hold back the majority of her overwhelming strength, but Heather would interpret that as Eva looking down on her which would only serve to fuel her anger.

Meanwhile, Alejandro and his saviour complex would be trying to resuscitate Noah from his overexertion coma (previously established; Noah goes sicko mode on a punching bag and his noodly ferret body couldn't handle the strain of physical effort), though half of his attention would be diverted towards Heather going beast mode on Eva- either because he'd be genuinely concerned/alarmed by her ferocity, or because Alejandro seems like the type of guy who'd find Heather going feral kind of hot (whichever's funnier).

Eventually Heather would either tire herself out and Eva could attempt to blunder her way through an explanation- under the dual judgemental/seething glares of AleHeather- to mixed results, OR Noah would wake up, have a 'what the fuck is going on here' moment, and quickly clear up the confusion in his patented know-it-all way. That is to say, insulting everyone involved for their incompetency whilst ignoring his own pivotal role in the disagreement, and then explaining that he and Eva are cool now. (He'd probably be a dick about it to; "We're besties, me and Eva are having a sleepover tonight and we're going to talk about Boys and Shoes and Makeup and you're not invited." Noah can't stop being a sarcastic jester-coded prick for more than one scene or else he'll implode.)

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Of course, this is all just speculation. I expect @perpetualexistence has plenty of their own thoughts to add to this hypothetical, as the adoptive 'co-parent' of this AU!

This is mostly just me pushing my "AleNoah ask for no pickles, Heather's the one who confronts the cashier when they get pickles" Alenoaheather dynamic. Heather the girlboss and her two cringefail, pathetic-pilled boyfriends. She's the only one of the three who can be direct with her misgivings (Noah is blunt, sure, but he skirts around confrontation- see his reaction to Alejandro's comment in "I See London..."). Also a not-so-subtle nod towards Alejandro always prioritising being the 'hero who rescues the damsel' over the 'hero who confronts the villain', which is literally just canon. The guy's not confrontational despite being manipulative- the puppet master works behind the curtains, after all. (The only time I can think of him ever directly confronting someone is, again, his comment to "Noah in I See London...", which is less of an accusation and more of a pointed comment.)

[alectoperdita]

Mine was also side deck! Having them slowwwwly come together and having to explicitly and deliberately learn to trust each other ❤️❤️❤️ and i just love Kaiba being totally NOT hurt when Jou stops returning his calls

He's not hurt at all! He's not invested! :KaibaDyingInside:

[70707070707o7]

also when u ask ur deck a very specific q n no card comes out and then if u shuffle too long it just angrily gives u the 4 of pents... 'bitch i'm not TELLING' alright damn........

[theveil-and-thepath]

I kinda have a question and I hope it makes sense (?) English isn't my first language but which tarot deck is beginner friendly? And how can I choose one ?

Hello! It makes perfect sense.

I would suggest you start with a Rider–Waite Tarot Deck, the regular one that is the first and cheapest you'll find when you search online. The reason is because it has images in every card, including minor arcana, so it is easier for you to learn. That is also considered the "original" tarot, at least for Americans, because after this one several were inspired by it.

If you are in Europe or have other traditions that are stronger than American influence, as was my case, you will probably find a Tarot of Marseilles somewhere. I don't recommend those to start because the minor arcana don't really have pictures, just the symbols and the court cards.

For you to learn, even before your deck arrives, I suggest you see the pictures of every card online and read them as a child reads a book before they learn how to read words:

Look at the pictures of each card and write down what they make you feel, write keywords for how you'd interpret them. (For isntance, looking at the Sun card might make you want to write happiness, child, light, just follow your gut). Only after this exercise I suggest you read any online resource or the booklet to learn the cards. This makes your intuition stronger and it makes you trust yourself more. It is okay if the meanings end up being different from the traditional ones.

For this exercise you can see the cards and images in this website here. Then you can Google a larger image, but this way you won't get lost.

Thank you for sending an ask! Good luck on your tarot journey!

Love,

Veil

[extravagantliar]

hate being right that Kirkwall is the canary in the coal mine.

[scrybe-of-tech-p03]

are u having a wonderful stoat saturday ^_^

Are you trying to corrupt my registry or something?

A "stoat saturday"?

I hate it.