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phanbeats · 6 days

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having a normal one today

(thinking about Dan and Phil's refrigerator situation bc in the 2023 Halloween baking video, Phil showed us a mini-fridge under the counter at 0:44. This implies one solid fact and two potential options. Fact: the freezer is not attached to the mini fridge; it's too small for that. Option One: They don't have a full sized fridge, and the freezer is fully separate and located elsewhere in the phitchen. Very funny if this is the case, bc it means they effectively told their builders that they only eat takeout and that they're never going to stop only eating takeout. Also a side note, as someone only four inches shorter than Dan, i genuinely cannot imagine having to bend down that far to grab milk out of the fridge every morning. Bad kitchen design, 1/10. Option Two: they have a second fridge, likely full-sized with a freezer attached. This one's also wild tbh. Unless you're a family of 4+ you probably don't need an extra fridge, especially if you don't cook a lot, right??)

#phan #mine #dan and phil #demon phannie

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dangenderenvy · 1 month

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i'm gonna let the demon phannie out for a minute. walk with me here

ok so im rewatching dan's bday stream and at 13:00 dan says "i went to visit your parents." mr. daniel "we/us" howell said i (singular). he said it was "pre-christmas" but why would dan visit before christmas and not for christmas? and also why would dan go visit phil's parents without him? to ask for their blessing to propose to phil.

this only came to mind because he said "i" and not "we" because he so would've said "we went to visit" if it was both of them

also, phil loves christmas so of course dan would propose to him on christmas

#bye they've been engaged since christmas #watch them address this during tit #u guys i'm onto something #demon phannie #envyposting #phan #dnp #dan and phil #dip and pip #dapg #amazingphil #dan howell #phil lester #daniel howell #terrible influence tour #dnptit #phedding hill

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undonehomework · 6 months

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i see sooo many people saying they weren’t demon phannies…. we can’t all possibly be donatello that is not mathematically possible

#dan and phil #daniel howell #phil lester #dnp #dan and phil games #phannie #demon phannie #i was a demon #i’m not proud of it #but it happened #but i don’t believe that NONE of u guys were never demons #it’s ok just admit it #we were 12

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zackstriker · 9 months

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the demon phannie iceberg

(cw // post contains references to drama, discourse, and sensitive dnp topics)

#got bored and made this #feel free to add suggestions down below #this is also all purely from memory so sorry if i got details wrong #general reminder to please be respectful to dnp and respect their privacy #also as a disclaimer i do not know the address i just know some people knew. i also never accessed the drug deal document.#n e ways #this is all silly ha ha fun stuff anyways #phan #demon phannie #phandom

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philsdrivinglicence · 3 months

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Let a demon phannie cook.

Phil never told Dan about the priest costume and then, to dan's apparent surprise and delight, smacked his hand and called him a bad boy. MULTIPLE TIMES.

Dan brought up the cat whiskers. Phil have an immediate no. Without hesitation or thought.

Dan brings it up again and phil gives a somewhat begrudging yes, swept up in the moment.

Phil starts to wrap up by calling dan a good boy.

Conclusions:

We just watched actual foreplay. Phil planned the priest thing for that purpose. He didn't wanna have sex with whiskers on but he got swept up in the moment and decided to roll with it.

#phan #also dan got legit super fucking vulnerable at the end there and that may have changed the evenings plans but #i still think phils origional intention was to make it sexy #i dont think i even believe this its just plausible enough to be funny to me #demon phannie #fully #yapping

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whence-the-woody · 9 months

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I'm being that person again but I'm sure at 6 mins into that video dan says babe but it gets cut off real quick

#dan and phil #im probs delulu but idk #demon phannie

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antidemonphannie · 7 months

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It's funny for everyone to make fun of my blog and posts because yes i was wrong for the two flats but it doesn't mean dan and phil aren't platonic and just gay best friends to this day. They could be anything. They never said they were a couple and do not necessarily act like one. To see everyone still saying in 2024 they are a couple like it's a fact when they never acknowledged that is more funny than me being wrong about flats.

#they aren't even attracted to each others #but you guys aren't ready for that discussion #phan #dan and phil #phannies #phanti #phan anti #anti phan #demon phannie #dnp #danandphil #phandom #shipping #gay ships #gay shippers #ships #ship

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danandfuckingjonlmao · 9 months

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ok everybody block dnp on all socials they have eyes everywhere. they know way to much. those omniscient fuckers are always watching. no one is safe.

like what do you MEAN you know about those stupid “real voice” compilations and people absolutely clowning about jumpcuts and smudged whiskers and what do you MEAN you’re aware of those 2009 phan theories people still debate to this day? what happened to “i don’t check my indirects” “i don’t go on the tags”?? i bet you’re lurking RIGHT NOW reading this very post. all men do is lie. can’t trust anyone 😤😪

#/j #dnp #dan and phil #pinof #phan #gamingmas 2023 #yeet my deet #dan howell #daniel howell #amazingphil #phil lester #danisnotonfire #i didn’t participate in the phandom until they came out #i was an older phannie i started watching at age 16 #so i knew better #so this feels like i’m being punished for something i didn’t do #and having always been mortified and embarrassed by the shit yall would say back in the day #my only respite was “ok maybe dnp didn’t see this”#no they’ve seen EVERYTHING #you’re past is coming back to haunt you but your past is also coming back to haunt me lmao #to be clear i am part of the problem simply for consuming phan/phandom media at the time and therefore giving those videos views #but i was always terrified of the phandom #like i didn’t even consider myself part of the phandom for my first 4 years as a phannie #i was a closet demon phannie lol #i started participating after they came out and we were all actual adults about it and super respectful #i was like we’re all old and gay now i love this for us #yeet my deenp #bog

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dnphan · 4 months

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never thought i’d be reposting a formspring in the year of our lord 2024 but… thinking about her 🧡

#demon phannie moment #dan and phil #dnp #phan

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doomwithaview · 2 months

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remember when we as a fandom freaked out when they wore any of each other’s clothes to the point where dan told a story about him wearing phil’s jacket like it was the pinnacle of fan service and now they just. wear each other’s clothes all the time. it’s whatever. they’re gay and stuff

#jk i still freak out #once a demon phannie always a demon phannie #i simply don’t know how to be normal about anything they do #dan and phil #phan

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yonpote · 28 days

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i dont think anyone should call themselves demon phannies anymore. no more "sorry for being a demon but-" NO GIRL SPEAK YOUR TRUTH!!! don't apologize for acknowledging the truth, not on tumblr dot com! dan and phil are ridiculously in love, any supposed demon theory you can make nowadays, the truth will be worse

#demon phannies don't exist anymore #kill the phannie cop in your mind

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pidglette · 1 month

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SORRY JUST WENT AND REWATCHED FOR THE DAN SLAP AND REALISED