#desri

[all-inmoderation]

gonna admit, i was very convinced that patrick was in love with Art, but i wasnt very convinced of it the other way around. art just seemed head over heels and tunnel visioned onto Tashi. idk what do u guys think

[starrrberry]

shes a 10 but she cries at the raf pilots song from horrible histories

[yonemurishiroku]

I’m looking at an absolutely unbelievable Will Solace ship and I gotta say i love this fandom so much. i love how some of you just wake up and choose violence and then proceed to set fire to the world in the most splendid way as possible. 

I’m enjoying the chaos like a demon king watching bloodshed unfold. 

[emeraldskylines]

tag dump

[bewbin]

i might get some flak for this but i really dont even give a shit any more lmao but microwaves that make you push time cook before punching in the desried amount of time are fuckign stupid

[samsm2mstories]

QUESTION TIME!

I would love to get to know some of you. Please send me asks about your deepest desries, confessions, your filthy sins! I want to hear it all!

Heres one for you all:

At my boarding school, I was in the football (soccer team) I managed to cum into each 10 of my teammate's football boots. I wanted them to have my captainship blessings. Knowing my DNA was on the entire team during a match made me so hard

[ripnevillestrevor]

masterlist

| jeytiri | avatar dr

| tomdaya | fame dr

| cadelyn | fame dr

| meglo | fame dr

| heghan | royalty dr

| no s/o | equestrian dr

| jiara | outer banks dr

| sazel | dolphin tale dr

| xajax | wednesday dr

a gentle reminder about my writing: these are my personal dr’s (desried realities) and if you haven’t figured by now, i write about myself. i never write ‘y/n’ as it implies a self-insert fic and these are fics about my dr self, so i will have my dr-selfs name. ps; these are the dr’s i will be writing for i have a lot more, just don’t wanna write for them.

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(last edited; 7:57 2/3/23)

[superluigiglitchy]

Which of my aus have Desti alive?

Flaming Phoenix Squid - No

Triple Dose - Yes

What-If Fuzz - Yes

Super Star Siblings! - No

Italian Inkling/Squid - Yes

SMG Coroika - No (the plot is dependent on Desri's death)

Love in the Cold - No (we wouldnt be here if desti was alive now would we)

Agent Spletzer - Yes (they are in a poly relationship)

[guardianmonae32]

Even though I’m a Libra, I definetly struggle with balance! Eventually, I learned that changing my mindset and knowing my desried identity was KEY to me realizing my full potential. 🔑 If you are ready to RISE, comment RISE to get a link to my upcoming workshop!

Background Instrumental: Turn me up by Tems

[blorqboflgs]

MOVIN' TO THE NETHER!

ello everyone - welcome to blorqboflgs!! where i'll coluorpick (mainly) rq flags from your desried blorbos!!

i'll colourpick for transid, xenosexuality, para, mud/mus, and normal ptide flags!!

i will not colorupick for blankqueer or contact stance flags for my own comfort!!

when you send an ask - you must include the name of your blorbos souce and a link to the flag you're requesting!!

if i can't find any official art or sprites of your blorbo, i will decline the ask or ask if you can provide some!!

you are more than welcome to send in your own ocs for me to coluorpick from!!

THIS BLOG IS RAN BY...

ME!! mod raccooninnit / mod crimeboy!! my pronuons are: he/404/disc/pog/innit/stream!!

i have autism, adhd, and dysexia!! i am also a chrono adult, perma2000s and permalockdownera!! rawr xd!!

BLOG INSP BY @/milkqueerer WHO I THINK WAS BEHIND THE ORIGINAL RQ BLORBOFLAGS ACC!!

[desifemininewoman]

saw your skin care tips post, any tips for dark knees? im so insecure and concerned to wear shorts😭

Hey Anon! First of all, there is absolutely no need to be insecure or concerned about dark knees. Having darker skin in certain body parts is very common and natural, especially on your knees, armpits and genital area. You should not stop yourself from wearing shorts or any other clothing because you have naturally uneven skin tone.

But if you are really that concerned here are some things that I do to have even skintone:

1. Dry brushing and coconut oil

I know I already mentioned it in my skin care post, but this is currently what I do and I see results from it. Dry brushing daily will remove dead skin cells and help evening out your skin. You can even use pumice stone a little bit on your feet, knees and elbows. Coconut oil helps in evening out your skin tone.

2. Sunscreen

Apply whatever you want to on your body, but if you are not protecting it from the sun, you will get tanned. Body sunlotions are the best for that. Apply it on the body parts that are not covered, for example on your legs when you wear shorts, and use your higher SPF facecreams side by side.

3. Glycolic acid cream and AHA BHA products

I would strongly advice you to go to a dermatologist or atleast asking about these products from your local pharmacist before buying these products. Also, do a patch test before directly applying.

These two are the things that worked for me so I mentioned them. They specifically help in achieving an even skintone.

NOTE: None of the things I mentioned above are going to give you instant results. It's going to take atleast a month to see desired results. I would also not recommend applying any sort of chemical on your skin before consulting an expert. If you are ready to spend a lot of money on those expensive serums and chemicals, you can also go and see a dermatologist before buying these products. They can guide you better, maybe find underlying issues, and also recommend cheaper and effctive methods to get desried results.

[horriblehistorieslandfill]

I’ll draw a Timothy Arnie Chopsalot info thingy so you guys can get to know him more he isn’t some guy on the terrible Tudors book cover I swear the information I will soon post is CANON ,,,, I’m teary desry himself

[cogbreath]

big bang theory is honestly interesting conceptually in that its a show about nerds but a lot of the nerd stuff ends up being incorrect due to the show being made by normies and i think that other normies are the intended audience. i think also this is why i have an such a consuming obsession with wanting to correct the show's writing bexause i actually DO know quite a bit for real about a lot of things instrumental to it and plus i also know on top of that how to write a good female character unlike chuck lorre so basically i see it as a challenge for me to have fun and test my characterisation and writing skills cuz i do obviously enjoy the overall concept of the show but theres a lot to be desried but i know exactly what that is. big bang theory restoration project. mostly just ideas inside my head though after i saw an episode and rhinking what i liked ans what i would change. some ppl would say like "ohhh just write your own story" and like ywah i could but thats a whole lot more effort its actually not as easy as u think ans gonestly im not a fan of making an "original" story thats clearly actually derivative. im just cleaning up the place im not an actual architect or somethin.

[trolagygirl2022]

Good morning bestie how was your day I have questions what zodiac sign is compatible to pieces and also is my request reading done I thought u didn't remember or forgot it thanks

With Pisces I would say:

Capricorn (an unusual pairing but needs someone more grounded).

Taurus (Taurus can satisfy Pisces's desries and such, plus a Taurus is more calm and could listen to them.)

Cancer (can bond well togethor very well)

Scorpio (This can go really well or really ugly. My ex is a scorpio and his enemy is a pisces and she has been bullying him since kindergarten.)

Virgo (honestly I would think if they don't have too much Virgo in their chart they can make it work. Virgo's can be pretty ruthless).

[paragonrobits]

so the way i see there are broadly three types of fusion/combination/mashing up 2+ characters into a more powerful form

Appearances Combos/The DBZ Style: Arguably the most well known and classic variation. The characters combine into a form that has elements of their physical features, though specific aspects beyond that vary a lot; the combined form may be physically larger, for instance, but in general physical features (hair, coloration, nonhuman elements) have attributes of all component characters, or average out their distinctive characteristics. If there enough people taking part in the fusion, averaging them out may become a necessity.

A Whole New Shape/MONSTERIZE ME CAPTAIN/The SU Style: The fusion is a completely new form entirely, and while individual features or aspects of the components may be present, they otherwise will look completely unlike their components. This fusion is often completely monstrous or at least distinctive in nature, though this is not universal. SU itself gives a very broad spectrum of forms, with the most inhuman ranging from all manner of multiple limbs and eyes in very distinctive and nonhuman arrangements (multiple arms set in many pairs, or multiple arms that branch off from elbows), drastically different coloration. The general focus on these forms is a cool transformation or interesting design above all else. An SU style form also generally takes a specific theme based on the dynamic between the components, which makes it relatively easy or the most difficult fusion to figure out depending on how well you have your characters figured out.

One further addendum; SU itself also features fusions that are a borderline case with DBZ fusion, as these fusions have few, if any, monstrous/nonstandard features and look like a composite of the combined characters. Stevonnie (as a much larger human with combined elements of their components) is an excellent example of this. Accordingly, for your own fusion ideas it may be a good idea to treat the DBZ to SU spectrum as an in-universe spectrum so you can choose fusion extremes to suit your desries.

Combined Forms/Mecha Fusion/Transformers Style: In this fusion form (also potentially named for combiners, a specific Transformer variant that codifies the visual of this fusion style for me personally), the bodies of the components physically merge and transform into the desired shape. This is most often seen in purely mechanical or robotic characters; while it is possible for non-robots to merge like this, it may be difficult to imagine it, as it is often depicted as a purely mundane ability, if one that represents an ideal of teamwork and the power of friendship (at its most positive) or the dissolution of the self in service for the faction as a whole (at its least charitable interpretation). The actual form can vary a lot, but the basic assumption is that the resulting body is made up of the components physically transforming into a section of the body; classically you get at least five components, each one becoming the limbs and central body respectively; other variations may require far more components for an even larger and more powerful form, split up into many more minute divisions of body.

This is also the classic combiner form for mecha in general; Voltron being arguably the most iconic example, as the show itself is named for the titular combination (which is not an individual robot, at least normally, but is the combined form of the five lion mechs). Accordingly, its the fusion form that requires the least amount of work to make sense; with the others you must often incorporate magic or similar fantastical concepts, but a robot transforming into a new form can be considered a bit more plausible, if leaning towards the fantastical itself.

[cloudninetonine]

I'm gonna send this in before I go to bed tonight, but back to my old FFXIV Player shenanigans. This is gonna be a bit of long one.

After finishing the main story of Shadowbringers, it is now plausible that the mc could have become the monarch of the fae kingdom of Il Mheg. This of course is after taking the throne from the last king who had been corrupted beyond saving and using this magic clothing set to become the new king. The only reason mc doesn't canonically is cuz they still have the post story and a whole other expansion to do so becoming the fairy king wouldn't be too wise at the time. So instead of mc becoming the king, the throne was taken by our pixie friend by the name of Feo Ul who's aggressively Scottish and it's great.

But imagine a scenario in which they did choose to take on the mantle of the King of Il Mheg. This Player would become a fairy, since that's kind of how that works. Yet they still retain their desrie to travel the world and experience its many wonders, their human trait that never faded. It is a bit inconvenient to travel in their large fairy form so with the help of magic they simply take the form a normal human, or a human with pointed ears since they're in Hyrule. I'd also like to imagine that their clothing set is also still incorporated into their human form outfit as well since stylistic choices and it's kind of the symbol of their status.

Now, to the LU thought.

Hyrule and Time knew that Player wasn't human not too long after they met. They also knew that they were steeped in some sort of fairy like energy. It didn't take long for then to deduce that Player most likely had fae blood in them, which would explainba lot really. Rulie is happy to have another fae friend to interact with and Time us just a tad bit more relaxed in their presence then usual.

I'm not sure how exactly the Chain finds out that Player is a king, only the reactions.

Wild and Warriors are having internal panic attacks because excuse them, they've been horsing around and acting like a couple of morons in armor with a king. A king of fairies, no less? Just send them to god now please.

Hyrule is almost in the same boat, but more in the sense of how young people respect their elders. In his mind, Player is basically the equivalent of a Great Fairy, and he was raised by fairies, so it's kinda like interacting with a well respected individual or something. I'm not sure how to phrase it.

Time and Twilight appear to be indifferent, though Twilight displays genuine surprise and a bit of embarrassment (totally not because he husky screamed at Player a few times for scritches, no, not at all). They acknowledge their status, but they also know that Player wouldn't want to be treated differently based on it so not much changes.

Sky and Four are calm yet curious about the whole thing. Sky grew up in a time where the previous monarchy had long since fallen and he was a long ways way from truly establishing a new one, so he doesn't entirely get it in his head that Player is kind of pretty very important. In his mind, it's just his friend who he's very fond of. Four understands it more than Sky does, but because of his relationship with Dot (the bestest of besties), he also doesn't really acknowledge the title beyond Player having it.

Legend isn't really sure how to feel. He's got a very specific opinion on the monarchy but he also greatly respects his Zelda and the things that she does. He's at a crossroads, so he'll come of as stiff and standoffish (more so then usual) before eventually bouncing back to the way he used to be after getting it in his head that Player is still just Player.

Wind is asking many questions. He's curious! He has no concept of the signficance of the monarchy and he's too excited to even process that what he's doing would be considered disrespectful. He just thinks it's cool that Player rules a kingdom!

It's all very neat.

- Chill (gonna my anon name a few more times until it's solidified with my new blog)

Also here's a picture of what Feo Ul looked like after they took the throne. So it's safe to assume that Player would bear a similar appearance. They've also been referred to as Titania, which I assume is just the name that they'll receive after becoming king so Player might be referred to as such when they're in Il Mheg.

Pretty fairy!

I don't know much about FFXIV (Tho XV and VII are two different stories) so apologies for not knowing that but this is a cool idea!

Honestly I feel like they'd be a bit calmer to this kind of thing? Magic and fairies is their norm, finding out Player is some sort of fairy monarch from another world is a normal Tuesday for them. Will there be mixed reactions, sure, but in the end it's something they can all deal with!