#desushoard

[abigailht]

😈😈😈 you know what i want. coz bitch, if I’m about to answer all of these fucking questions you can be damn sure I’m gunna try and make you answer them all too! Operation Ultimate Nosey commence!!! XXXX

Oh God, no you didn’t xD But I shall not refuse since I gave you the same monstrous ask, wahhaah (you better do it!)

of course here will also be the answers to your asks @desushoard and @scramblingminds and that anon xD cause apparently, I’m answering them all! xD

keep reading if you want xD this is gunna be very personal (and probably boring, lol)

Autumnal Asks

lantern - how did you meet your best friend? What were your first impressions of each other?

I had so many “best friends” in my life, cause I’m not 12 anymore, lol. One was a childhood friend. One I met at 7th grade, she saved me from having to sit alone in a new class when she asked me if I want to sit with her while I was standing around, unsure of what to do, cause I had no friends. Another I met online, we hated each other from the beginning so much, we would fight all the time in the forum and everyonen would hold their breath xD then we turned into bffs when we found out we had so much in common. classic teenagers, lol. now we don’t talk anymore really. Then I turned 20 and… I don’t think I have thought about friends in “best friend” terms anymore. As you can see, I sadly don’t have one friend that stayed in my life permanently, as they romantisize it in tv shows and movies… well :D

frost - if you could give some advice to your younger self, what would you say?

STOP BEING SILENT. STAND UP FOR YOURSELF. DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. What I regret the most is that I didn’t pursue things because of anxiety and insecurities… ugh. 

maple - is there a hobby / skill that you’ve always wanted to try but never did?

SEWING! and design. I mean… I did sew little things, so I can’t say I have never tried… but I didn’t pursue it. It would be so cool to design and sew your own clothes! 

harvest - what fictional character do you most identify with? Why?

Daryl Dixon. Lol. Because we are both insecure, anxious, emo potatoes who go through long periods of times hating themselves for no real reason… sighhh *hugs daryl* Also I headcanon him as gray-ace, which I identify myself as… soooo, if you write him emo AND gray-ace, chances are that I’ll be all over your characterization lmao. 

fireside - if you had your dream wardrobe, what would it look like?

The Instagram of a Hipster XD 

cider - a food that you disliked as a child but now enjoy?

Pumpkin! Hated it until I turned 20. Now I LUV it. 

amber - share an unpopular opinion that you may have.

That people under the Asexual umbrella belong to the LGBT community XD 

fog - how well do you think you’d do in a zombie apocalypse scenario?

I’m a doctor, so I’d be valuable and expect others to protect me! XD altho if you go by tv-shows and movies, doctors die first for dramatic value. so… y’all better protect my ass! But I’m not very athletic, so I’d die trying to run away because I’d have an asthma attack after 1 min of trying to run away and give up. (so you better PROTECT ME! XD)

jack-o-lantern - if you could look like any celebrity, who would you choose?

Emily Didonato!

spice - have you ever encountered a house that you believed to be haunted?

Nah.

orchard - share one thing that you’d like to happen this autumn.

Me being able to draw again. Me being able to sleep again. Getting healthy…

crow - which school subject do you wish you had an aptitude for?

P.E. XD I was good with all the other stuff, I was an A student lol ~ except for P.E. xD

bonfire - describe your dream house.

Like the ones I built in Sims 2 + 3. Big, spacious, has a pool, has a fireplace, has room for hobbies and a gym and a little cinema and a huge garden.

cinnamon - if you had to live in a time period different than the present, which would you choose and where?

A time in which there is no racism anymore and women and LGBT have equal rights and people are paid what they deserve and wealth is spread more equally among the folks and not just owned by the 0,0000001% of humankind (who are white and most probably male).

Find that time, beam me there, Scotty. Thank.

cobweb - (if you’ve graduated) do you miss high school?

YES. It was easy, easy, easyyyyy. I hated the social aspect of it cause I mostly didn’t have many friends… I was the nerd outcast and people were racist partly, so mostly I pretended to be reading LOTR or something in the breaks so I didn’t have to feel bad for no one talking to me xD BUT so much free time!!!!!! and so EASY. So definitely: YES.

cranberry - what’s one physical feature that you get complimented on?

I guess it’s my eyes. They are fanfic-green. Lmao.

maize - share the weirdest encounter you’ve had with a stranger on the street.

uhhhh only a negative encounter comes to my mind, and I don’t wanna talk about it. 

quilt - how do you take your tea (or coffee)?

with my mouth? like what kind of question is this XD I don’t put anything in it. no sugar or milk or anything. black coffee or just plain tea. 

pumpkin - do you think that humans are inherently good or bad?

uhm. I think they are both. I think the more powerful, the more the bad side of them comes to the surface… I think humans are both and have to work for being good. they have to make active choices. nice people are admirable because they CHOOSE to be nice. that’s tough work, and not many appreciate it, and you still end up being blocked on tumblr, lol. being a dick is easy. and chances are, that bad people will make it farther in life because they have less scruples…

moonlit - are you a neat or messy person? Is your room / house orderly?

Messy xD I try to be neat… buuuttt…

flannel - have you ever gone on a bad date?

I have never gone on a date in the first place. No one wants to date me, lol. So… no xD

cocoa - if you could have any type of hair, what colour and cut would you have?

CURLY BIG AND VOLUMONOUS. I don’t care about the cut or colour. I have alopecia… so… I just want BIG HAIR T_T (okay, NORMAL hair would do it too. I’d be perfectly fine with just normal hair T_T)

ghost - is there someone that you miss having in your life?

Friends who drifted apart from me over time.

THERE, scraming lady @neekanoo, I DID IT!! Now it’s your turn!!! :P

Let’s turn this from Ask meme into a Tag meme, shall we??? XD WAHAHAHAHA I KNOW ITS A LOT AND I DO NOT CARE! Don’t do it if you don’t wanna

I am tagging: @desushoard @toorational @canoncannon @bisexualstarbucky @scramblingminds @vbabe14 @d-j-marlowe @greyhoundsgirl @tpayne-legendary @captainameriqueer @syrabylene @its-me-theicequeen @iiloulouii @maren-believesinsherlock @youremyfanart @lasvegasfabulous @desus-trash @anxiety-instinct @oneofthegoodthings @merrymerricat @sergeant-barnes @just-whelmed @fuzzydaddygrimes @fullm3tal-bucky @remuslupinsmiled @citofonaremeedes @jendavisjendavis @drcloyd @desus-shipper idk who else, if you see this and want then do it and tag me back ok! XD 

[blacksailszine]

🏴‍☠️  CREW MEMBER SPOTLIGHT:  svet_sergeich 🏴‍☠️

Sveta (svet_sergeich) is contributing page art to Freedom in the Dark!  

Sveta is a 28 years old hobby artist from Belarus. Potato enthusiast, professional swearer, fosters a pug.

Follow her on social media:

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Welcome aboard, pirate!

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[rainbowmatic-stumpomatic]

@desushoard

From @toorational

"Be my Valentine's day potato!"

[gaycrpg]

5 favorite male characters..

sveta @desushoard​​ thanmk you sm for tagging me <3 

1. ... kim kitsuragi (disco elysium) . dfjghkdfghklgsz literally theres only one game gif on tumblr that only has kim in the frame so .

2. gabriel reyes (overwatch)

3. bertie wooster (jeeves and wooster)

4. solaire of astora (dark souls)

5. benny (fallout: new vegas)

i tag @clairles​​ n @isaakthesnail​​ everyone else u are free to do it and say i tagged u if ya want  

[totallynotagoraphobic]

Don’t trope me into this

Tagged by @joxem, thank you dear!

Rules: Bold whichever trope you like most (or hate the least, if you’re not a huge fan of either) of the following pairs:

Slow burn or love at first sight? (Make 👏 Me 👏 Suffer! 👏)

Fake dating or secret dating? (Hhhh yes, especially if you add an Outsider’s POV)

Enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers or enemies to friends to lovers? (They’re all great, but nothing compares. C’mon. Let’s be honest here.) 

Oh no there’s only one bed or long distance correspondence? (But I do love the last one.)

Hurt/comfort or amnesia? (Couldn’t do it. I’m sorry.)

Fantasy au or modern au? (Hear me out: Modern Fantasy)

Mutual pining or domestic bliss? (LISTEN. THESE ARE HARD.)

Smut or fluff? (I love fluff but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

Canon-compliant or fix-it? (At this point I think we’ve just accepted I’m cheating.)

Reincarnation or character death? ( :) )

One shot or multi-chapter? (I’m really bad at writing them but god I love long fics.)

Kid fic or road trip? (I love both to pieces but I’ve been on a kid fic binge recently.)

Sci-fi au or magic au? (But honestly it all depends on the AU.)

Arranged marriage or accidental marriage? (The best. Oopsies seems like we got married last night, oh no, what could we possibly do now?)

Time travel or isolated together? (Don’t look at me.)

High school romance or middle-aged romance? (Shut up.)

Neighbours or roommates? (And they were neighbors,,,)

Body swap or genderbend? (Yesss, give me a good body swap any day of the week!)

Angst or crack? (Love me some angst. Didn’t even have to think twice.)

Apocalyptic or mundane? (Easily.)

(I had a lot of fun doing this, even though,,, I failed at not cheating in some of them. I’m sorry. I really couldn’t. In some I could pick one despite loving both but others were just too hard.)

tagging @veteranklaus @obliqueoptimism @riverrunscold @mildeamasoj @hermitreunited @courtneytarynofficial @punknatch @toorational @desushoard @beepbeepmotherfuckerr @glass-o-lemonade @karturtle @mieczyhale

[oughtnots]

5 favorite male characters

i was tagged by @desushoard! thanks very much for the tag :D

1. kim kitsuragi from disco elysium

2. rayne from shapeshifting detective

3. all might from my hero academia

4. juno steel from the penumbra podcast

5. five from the umbrella academy

i tag: @longs-for-mountains @theleprechaunqueen @theloquaciousloser

[soulless-creature]

name ten favourite characters from ten different things (books, tv, film, etc.) then tag someone else

Tagged by @desushoard, thankyou 💕

1. Tony Stark from MCU

2. Ineffable Husbands from Good Omens (they share one braincell okay basically they're 1 person)

3. Uzumaki Naruto from manga with the same name

4. Steve Harrington from Stranger Things

5. Draco Malfoy from Harry Potter

6. Sherlock Holmes (tv show or movies i love both)

7. Fiona Goode (bad ass supreme witch from AHS S3)

8. Bam from webtoon 'Tower of God'

9. Mori Jin from webtoon 'The God of Highschool'

10. Sven from Pewdiepie Minecraft series lol

I tag: @northernbookworm @genderless-bean @stolar-flare @lloki-dokey and anyone who wanted to do this xx

[littletentaclemonster]

name ten favourite characters from ten different things (books, tv, film, etc.) then tag someone else

Got tagged by @desushoard almost two months ago. Sorry it took so long to get this done, but at least I got to it eventually? :D So in no particular order: 01. Ian Malcolm (Jurassic Park/Jurassic World) 02. Donna Noble (Doctor Who) 03. Paul "Jesus" Rovia (The Walking Dead) 04. Diana Prince/Wonder Woman (DC Comics/DCEU) 05. Clint Barton/Hawkeye (Marvel Comics) 06. Jack Harkness & Ianto Jones (Torchwood; kinda cheating, but I can't choose between the two) 07. Crowley (Good Omens) 08. Aragorn (Lord of the Rings) 09. Johnathan, Evie, and Rick (The Mummy; more cheating, but fuck it - they're a badass trio, y'all) 10. General Leia (Star Wars) And I'll tag: @a-lafaye, @daryldixonn, @thomas-mvller, @jackjawcaptain, and @lilmamajooz483.

[abigailht-art]

For my lovelies @gayninjabadass and @desushoard 💖

[abigailht]

8 for top 5 veggies, 27 and 52 please and thank you c:

( it’s this ask meme :) http://abigailht.tumblr.com/post/177812690934/get-in-my-business-please )

8. Top 5 (veggies):Eggplants, potatoes, tomatoes (idc if it’s a fruit okay xD), onions, pumpkin (is it a fruit?), garlic (wtf is garlic?), paprika… more than 5 already xD I LOVE VEGGIES OKAY THEYRE MY MOST FAVOURITE FOODS ❤️

27. First celebrity you think of when someone says attractive:Right now it was Tom Payne :)))… wait can I take my answer back? I JUST REMEMBERED JENNIFER AKERMAN EXISTS. I’d die for her omg… she’s the queen of goddesses… ahhhh I shall make fanart of her (as soon as I overcome the art block bs) 😍

52. Have you ever kissed a picture?Idk? Have I? I most probably have? Maybe? Probably… I can’t recall right now but I most definitely must have done it at one point, I mean who doesn’t 🧐

Thank you for the ask, love 🍆 🎄

[desus-trash]

I am joining @abigailht, @canoncannon, and @desushoard in Team Resurrection. Anyone else wanna be a part of it?

[lasvegasfabulous]

Ten favourite female characters

I’ve been tagged by @desushoard Thank You, Sweetheart! 💖

Rules: list 10 of your favorite female characters in no specific order from 10 different fandoms and tag 10 people

Okay, so i tagg: @coffee-obsessed-writer , @abigailht , @youremyfanart , @you-answer-to-me , @scramblingminds , @vbabe14 , @cynthianicolexoxo , @desus-sabriel , @drcloyd , @syrabylene

1. Belle (Beauty and the Beast)

2. Hermione Granger (Harry Potter)

3. Tara Chambler (Walking Dead)

4. Annalise Keating (How to Get Away with Murder)

5. Dr. Bedelia Du Maurier (Hannibal)

6. Ms Hudson (Sherlock BBC)

7. Izzy Lightwood (Shadowhunters)

8. Adora Belle Dearheart (Going Postal from Discword Series)

9. Norma Bates (Bates Motel)

10. June Osborn - Offred (Handmaid’s Tale) - and she’s my NUMBER 1!!

[weareinastormoffuck]

Ten favorite female characters

Rules: list 10 of your favorite female characters in no specific order from 10 different fandoms and tag 10 people.

Tagged by @jjohnson217

1.michonne (twd)

2. Daenerys Targaryen (got)

3. Prairie Johnson (the OA)

4. June Osborne (the handmaids tale)

5. Poussey Washington (oitnb)

6. Olivia benson (svu)

7 and 8. Nomi marks and amanita caplan (sense8) I love them both so much I couldn’t choose

9. Jody mills (spn)

10. Lumen pierce (dexter)

I’m tagging: @abigailht @wordsfromafangirl @fuckitsharam @toorational @desushoard @bidisasterscottlang @the-crying-bitch @fullm3tal-bucky

[totallynotagoraphobic]

Rules: Choose 10 favorite characters/people from 10 different fandoms and tag 10 other people.

Thanks @mildeamasoj and @hermitreunited for tagging me! <3

Wade Wilson (Marvel Comics & Deadpool Movies)

Klaus Hargreeves (The Umbrella Academy)

Daryl Dixon (The Walking Dead)

Oswald Cobblepot (Gotham)

Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer)

Bart Curlish (Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency)

Aziraphale (Good Omens)

Stiles Stilinski (Teen Wolf)

Gary King (The World’s End)

Harley Quinn (DC Comics & DCEU)

tagging: @obliqueoptimism @beepbeepmotherfuckerr @joxem @punknatch @sevendaysinbloodyjune @abigailht @desushoard @merrymerricat @toorational @riverrunscold (& whoever else wants to do it!)

[hansoeii]

love your art which other artist do you like in the fandom and can share to follwo? thx xoxo

Thanks!! And there are quite a lot, so sorry if I miss any (you can add those I’ve missed in the comments :))!

@abigailht

@desushoard

@themeedes

@edenmo122

@desusmyshp

@annyanka-x-o

@mypinkcactus

@kennichka

@darylfever

@lasvegasfabulous

♥♥

[desussquad]

Infinite Realities, Infinite Desus 2k17

It’s done! All the chapters are up and the writers are revealed! 

Check out the chapters if you haven’t already  ❤️ And don’t forget to take our survey (X).

Chapter 1 by @abigailht: Preface (x) - fanart cover Chapter 2 by @remuslupinsmiled : Cupid With Whiskers (x) - neighbours AU Chapter 3 by @aggressivelybiisexual: not by intention (x) - coffee shop AU with trans!Daryl Chapter 4 by @shinysylver: New Beginnings (x) - high-school AU, foster care Chapter 5 by @canoncannon: 16 Days  (x) - prison AU, new cellmate Chapter 6 by @jamesjohneye: Human lives (x) - angel!Paul, demon!daryl Chapter 7 by @m0usi3l0us13: Howl (x) - werewolf AU, mating bonds Chapter 8 by @abigailht: Xandria City (x) - superheroes AU, Marvel/DC Chapter 9 by @belphegor-chyan: The Merman (x) - fanart, merpeople AU Chapter 10 by @bakudrawssometimes: Softly, on High (x) - guardian-angel!Daryl Chapter 11 by @ajwmagickl:  Things Unseen (x) - supernatural creatures, reporter!Paul Chapter 12 by @remuslupinsmiled:   Wildflowers (x)  with fanart by mister_moonshine - fantasy, langauge of flowers Chapter 13 by @oleanderedits:  Sweet Tea (x) - movie star AU, role-playing Chapter 14 by @merrymerricat:  a home within myself (x) - high-shool AU, teenage angst Chapter 15 by @desus-trash: Jitters (x) - coffee shop AU, barista!Paul Chapter 16 by @saintdixie:  The Cougar and the Fox (x) - shapeshifter AU, fluff Chapter 17 by @m0usi3l0us13:  Come Away to the Water (x) - merpeople AU, merman!Daryl Chapter 18 by @kennichka aka @desushoard: Beasts (x) - fanart, dinosaurs AU

Thanks everyone for participating, reading, and supporting the writers with comments. This was a lot of fun and I hope you guys enjoyed it too <3 Don’t forget to take the survey and give us feedback :) Results of the survey will be published after a while ^^

Participating writers on AO3 (alphabetically): AbigailHT, AggressivelyBisexual, AJWmagickl, baku_midnight, beejohnlocked, CanonCannon, DarkVictory, GabbyD, JamesJohnEye, m0usielous1e, oleanderedits, samuelbyrnes, shinysylver