#diamond empire

[bixels]

vague-posting about this here cuz i don't feel comfortable yapping about my su takes on twitter, but after everything that's happened the most interesting thing about the su fandom to me is that so many are 100% there for applying the "everyone can change and deserves a second chance" message to everyone, even the diamonds. except for one ☝️ she doesn't count. cuz she's dead.

[freakartack]

"...Hello? Ma! I told you not to call me today, I'm making a movie!" -Wario, Mario Power Tennis

The most important lesson from Ma that Wario took to heart was the endless pursuit of cold, hard cash. Unfortunately, the one lesson she could never teach him was the importance of hard work to get it.  It wasn't for lack of trying; Wario's Ma is the hardest worker this side of the Mushroom Kingdom.  Raising Baby Wario was a herculean enough task on its own, but ever the enterprising spirit, she had also set out to grow one of the most profitable crops: garlic.

Her backyard business quickly expanded into a veritable garlic empire. Wario's mother toiled away tirelessly each day from sunrise to sunset to grow and harvest as much garlic as she could possibly achieve.  Much of Wario's current strength and endurance can be attributed to helping his mom on the farm as a child, although the teeth-pulling task of getting him to actually work was almost as difficult as preventing him from eating all the garlic straight out of the ground.  Wario's nose for instant gratification has always been a thorn in his mother's side, but try as she might to instill a solid work ethic into the boy, her "get-rich-slow" schemes could never appeal to him.  Still, Wario enjoyed his surprisingly agrarian upbringing. Along with garlic, his mother also raised chickens for eggs, inspiring in Wario a lifelong soft spot for poultry.  (He also had a pet hamster named Fluffy, who sadly passed away in 1986.)

Today, Wario is still on good terms with his mother despite their physical distance, and frequent phone calls keep her updated on all of Wario's business successes.  Of course, being Wario, he heavily embellishes the amount of work he actually does at his company.  If she only knew...

[chrisrin]

some more gemstuck designs!

[m0ther-of-p3arl]

i cannot put into simple words how much i adore joel's tool and armor names

like honestly this man comes up with the funniest shit and it's so dumb but its such a JOEL thing to do my god

here are a few that have come up in my empires s1 binge

he's my favorite and so ridiculous

[screwpinecaprice]

Another random pencil sketchdump while I wait for my laptop to charge.

Oval-shaped faces are personally tricky to do digitally compared on paper. And guess who has an oval-shaped face??

On the third pic's bottom left, I tested giving Connie a little heart-shape to see how it looks because heart-shapes are relatively the easiest to me digitally; maybe I can cheat a bit there, you know? (And it works great for others.) And to be honest.. I'm really not sure about it. :/ I definitely like the one on the right more. But how the heck is it so hard to do on the tabbbbb?

Oh! Also skitched @pogostikk's short-haired Connie and clown boi Steven. I love them. 🥺💕

[amoschaos]

Christmas gift for @agatblacktailed of his Empire Black Diamond, like a poster of sorts?

[haretobeloved]

my lore

[empirearchives]

18k gold ring set with engraved emerald

Made by Luigi Pichler in 1810, Napoleonic era

(Pierre Bergé & Associates)

[ceoofspacedollss]

gemcyt thingy 🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥

[arospecsyourblockdudes]

Sausage could summon Pearl if he made a big enough shulker mess

[lesbianseaweed]

Do y'all think the Crystal Gems witness the rise and fall of the Egyptian Empire?

Pink Diamon supposedly got to earth 6000 years before the show and the Egyptian empire started abt 5000 so it's very much possible

Do you think they helped create it?

[mimikyuvelcro]

This is the funniest Minecraft screenshot of all time.

[chill4234]

Man I love Omori and Steven Universe, on tge first watch/playthrough it’s all fun and games but on the second time around you see that foreshadowing is everywhere and it feels like being stabbed. No other piece of media does it like them.

[vox-anglosphere]

The Diamond Jubilee Regatta at Spithead - by Charles Edward Dixon

[justdonotaskmewhy]

3 best looks at the coronation

Princess Anne (omg she is slaying)

Princess Catherine (ate and left 0 crumbs)

Prince Edward’s family (Louise and James are impossibly cute)

3 worst looks at the coronation

Camilla’s dress

Camilla’s dress

Camilla’s dress