#dilfs misbehaving

[punksdontgetold]

IN FRONT OF MY SALAD

[balrogballs]

I’m excited for if/when you watch Rings of Power, because for all its flaws we have :

Dilfs with interesting hairlines

an orc named Daddy (every joke possible has been made already. Probably. If anyone can get new levels of dad joke going it’s you )

Elves misbehaving ���️

Sauron being terrifying girlboss gaslight gatekeeping Celebrimbor

Miriel of Numenor and her gorgeous dresses

dwarves!!!

Elrond starting the series bright eyed and hopeful so we can watch the second age gnaw on him

I’m looking forward to seeing it! I always try to watch a show to the end if I’m giving it a go, whether or not I love it (obviously this does not apply to idk Naruto or something that has 1000 episodes…)

Miriel is stunning and Mr. Balls who has seen the show thinks she’s the coolest person ever. He also said that the dwarf couple, whom I assume is Durin and his wife, has immense us energy so I am very curious to see what he means. I am waiting to set my eyes upon Gil-galad and I know our first meeting will involve me picking out gold leaf from crevices I didn’t even know I had.

I had taken a peek at the Adar storyline back when I first realised ‘Adar’ wasn’t a fanon name along the lines of Angbang, and I actually find it incredibly compelling… I’m quite sure that whether or not I enjoy the show I certainly will enjoy that narrative thread, it very much pushes the right buttons for me (even beyond the DILF thing, though the DILF thing is always a plus).

[rosyjn]

If you didn't do it, can you make headcannons of Jake with a bratty reader?

OFC MDNI

Dilf!jake w bratty reader hcs 😍

- you will not let this man control you or boss you around. you just couldn’t possibly imagine his arrogance getting the best of you. that is, until his hand creeps around your waist and then down to your heat. after that, you melt like putty for him and he lays you back.

- he’ll dick you down until the attitude trickles away in the form of submission and arousal.

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- “Silly slut,” he shakes his head, forcing you down and ripping your loincloth off. “How many times I gotta tell ya not to misbehave?”

- “Hate you-“ you accuse, squirming beneath him.

- He wishes you weren’t such a bad girl. But, he secretly lights up when he notices your bratty behavior, because it means he has an excuse to fuck you rough and senseless.

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- His hand is tangled in your hair and he’s quickly pounding into you, deeper and deeper.

- “You slut, you brat, you naughty little shit-“ he growls. “Keep that fucking back arched,” his hand pushes your back down, forcing your chest against the ground and your ass further up in the air.

- Your teeth are clenched, your eyes welling up with tears of overstimulation. It’s not fair- you wonder how he doesn’t get tired. Is it really that pleasurable to ravage his “sweet girl” like this?

- For him, he just can’t get enough. He loves the way your confidence and attitude diminishes into desperation and pleading once he penetrates you.

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- once he’s done with you, he’ll buck his hips up as much as he can, trying to put his cum as deep as possible. he wants you to feel it- to feel his seed in you. he believes it will remind you to behave, to act right, or else you’ll be punished again until your cunt is sore and dripping.

- you fall limp on the ground when he pulls out of you, panting and shaking. he watches you. a wave of guilt comes over him when he sees how he’s left you. He takes a second, opening his mouth to speak but hesitating.

- “God, was I too rough?” he asks, reaching for you and pulling you into his arms.

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- When all is said and done, you lay with him, his cum still dripping from your folds.

- Your head is on his chest, and you gently fall asleep.

- He plays with your hair, wondering if you’ll be a brat again tomorrow.

[ifwdominicfike]

au masterlist ꩜ .ᐟ

( ෆ - fluff ౨ৎ - angst 𝜗𝜚 - smut/suggestive)

- guitarist!matt x girly girl!reader

𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬

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𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐫𝐛𝐬

leather jacket - ෆ

this is me trying - ෆ

dance with me sweetheart - ෆ

record store date with guitarist!matt - ෆ

eyebrow piercing - ෆ

red lipstick - 𝜗𝜚

smashing pumpkins - ෆ

𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬

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𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬

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- dilf!chris/matt x brat!reader

𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬

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𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐫𝐛𝐬

spoiled brat! - 𝜗𝜚 (dilf!chris)

misbehave - 𝜗𝜚 (dilf!matt)

15 minutes - 𝜗𝜚 (dilf!chris)

chris loves lace - 𝜗𝜚 (dilf!chris)

𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬

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𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬

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© ifwdominicfike

[venusandsaturnsrings]

★彡 masterlist!

all of my significant works packed into one pretty package! <3

 *✧incel au masterlist!

 *✧ mondstadt!

international! - foxboy childe vs wolf boy diluc! double edged - diluc isn't always the nicest...

 *✧ liyue!

prof. li - professor zhongli bits second place - prof. li cucking childe eggs - dragon zhongli full form - dragon zhongli full dragon mode

 *✧ snezhnaya!

foul legacy thoughts! simpy.05 - foxboy childe! international! - foxboy childe vs wolf boy diluc! sorry isn't my forte - childe is sweet when he apologizes drink up - fratboy childe and his dubious methods simpy.06 - fratboy childe thoughts! on the hunt! - foxboy childe and lamb reader chop chop chop - slasher childe thoughts sinning in the house of god. - priest childe and sacrilege electric! - childe using his delusion on you cor.03 - werewolf childe bits fungus - childe violates a shroom with you!! so mean!! dilf - dilf childe bits <3shotgunning - smoking with childe simpy.07 - slasher childe thoughts!water - childe and watersports... second place - prof. li cucking childe vulnerability in bed! - trans childe first time with you roulette - childe loves russian roulette frat sister - fratboy childe and zhonglis little sister... cor.03 - foxboy childe babbling! pathetic - soggy, sopping wet foxboy childe :( dichotomy - the two ways you have of foxboy childe canon skull fuck - canon childe bj! yeehaw! - cowboy childe thoughts harness - childe and that damn harness... change of plans! - foxtaru april fools fic :pcannibal - childe noms you cda.04 - doberman childe! kennal - when puppy childe misbehaves instincts - puppy childe wants to breed you cat.01 - puppy childe and a rival! cda.05 - sweet fluff with puppy childe cat.02 - foxboy childe and his lamb darling spider.01 - childe when his girl is in pain mantis.01 - puppy childe punishments confetti! - childes birthday celebrations frat - fratboy childe babbling spider.03 - foxboy childe as a dad! slash - slasher childe bit trapped - stuck trope with foxboy childe prisoner - childe is the inmate, you're the guard a slight indulgence - soft vampire childe raspberry sorbet - vampire childe blood sucking and sex

that time - foxboy childe with his darling is on their period potent - childe ramblings about how he handles you reminders - childe ramblings about how he misses you denial - no sex for puppyboy childe :( yuzu - childe ramblings involving food and smells sharing - foxboy childe and wolfboy wrio... fight! - foxboy childe and wolfboy wrio fighting over you

*✧ sumeru!

sinner - priest alhaitham bit enemies to lovers? - tensions with alhaitham are high devoted little lamb! - priest alhaitham and his sacrifice

 *✧ fontaine!

sharing - foxboy childe and wolfboy wrio... fight! - foxboy childe and wolfboy wrio fighting over you

[velvetcountess]

coffee drinking, dilf loving, misbehaving girl obsessed with southern gothic aesthetic and cannibalism as a metaphor for love ♱

[pyreneese]

Lxsoichiiro (im so sorry)

.... Are you, anon? Are you actually? My God, why would you do this...? XD Jk. I'm about to drop some filthy LxSoichiro.

-Ok if there's no daddy kink, then what are we even doing here? L wants a dilf. Soichiro is peak dilf.

-Soichiro is perfect against L's brattiness, spanking him whenever L misbehaves and L absolutely loves it. If anything, he acts bratty just to poke at Soichiro. He loves breaking through Soichiro's calm and collected exterior to bring out a more primal side of him.

-Even though Soichiro is L's daddy, L's role is actually the sugar daddy. Growing up, Soichiro has struggled and has only recently found stability in his job, so L enjoys showing him the finer things in life. The best desserts, the best quality leather for bondage, the most expensive champagne. Hey, Soichiro's not complaining.

-One thing Soichiro will never understand is L's preference of dirty talk. L begs for details on gruesome, mysterious cases while Soichiro's pounding into him. He thrives off the mystery of it all and gets turned on by Soichiro's descriptions.

-Soichiro grew up in a rather traditional upbringing, so every new kink L introduces is something new and exciting. And Soichiro prides himself on his bravery, so he tries to be experimental in everything L suggests.

[unrefinedmusings]

sweet, sweet sugar

pairing: no outbreak!joel miller x f!reader

summary: meeting a man in a bar and trying to determine what about him is so damn alluring. it doesn't really matter though, it ends well for the both of you. part 2: snooze

warnings: smut, explicit sex, explicit language, age gap (reader is mid 20s, Joel is 36) riding, truck sex, nasty talk, MDNI, 18+

a/n: i love him, your honor. i will protect this tired dilf with my life. might expand on this, if so it'll be fluffy/smutty (no angst because the show is already enough pain for me)

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It was his voice, you think. You had just relocated to Texas and were new enough to be drawn in by that deep Southern accent when he introduced himself.

Hi, uh, I’m Joel. Mind if I buy ya’ a drink?

Maybe it was the age difference. It wouldn’t be a first for you and the few strands of gray in his hair did make you a little weak in the knees.

It could’ve been his arms. Bumping against the hard muscles of his bicep as the bar stools you two were sitting on inevitably wobbled while you talked. Placing a light touch on his forearm when the liquid courage of your second drink kicked in, before your fingers made their way to his indecently thick ones to intertwine. Just the rough touch of his hands was enough to make you shiver.

His eyes were definitely a factor. Puppy brown orbs that sparkled brighter than starlight when he laughed, even under the dim lights of the bar. How they grew dark, almost black, when you leaned in close enough for him to catch a whiff of your perfume, the faintest hint of sweet vanilla lingering in the space between you two.

Or maybe it was just him. All of him. The way he hummed along to the country western songs playing through the bar’s speakers. The way he spoke to you with affection in his voice despite his gruff exterior. The way he talked about his Sarah: the pride while mentioning an A plus social studies paper followed by the anxiety while asking if he was talking about her too often. 

As if loving his daughter too much could scare you away. 

His scruffy beard and charm, his bad humor, his dad humor, his smile.

And the way he called you sugar, like that’s what you were to him. Nothing but sweetness and all too appetizing. Like he’d drink you up with his coffee every morning if you let him.

Your wandering hand made its way down to his thigh, resting just above his knee. He paused mid sentence and for a moment you worried you were being too forward. Your eyes meet his in a heated stare.

“You tryna’ misbehave there, sugar?”

You were and it landed you in Joel’s backseat, laid down with his body pinning yours. He’s kissing you. He’s still kissing you, hasn’t stopped since he pressed you up against his truck in the dark and nearly empty parking lot. He’s on your lips, until you have to pull away for air when he moves down the expanse of your neck, nipping and sucking along the way.

Your legs part for him, wrapping around his hips to dig your heels into the backs of his firm thighs. His hands find their way under your shirt, calloused fingertips forming gooseflesh across your skin before pulling the material up and over your head. He palms your heaving breasts, letting out a low groan at the feel of your soft flesh in his hands, before working his hands around to the clasp. Any restraint he might have had was tossed into the front seat with your bra.

Now he’s desperate, he’s hungry. 

His mouth is on you, all over. His tongue licking at the marks he left on your neck and chest, his teeth making more down your torso. Lips wrap around your nipple and you arch into his suckling, letting him consume even more of you. Every one of his filthy, reverent kisses is more fuel for the fire growing in you. You tug on his dark locks when he reaches the top of your skirt, running his tongue along the line where fabric meets skin.

“J-Joel, please,” you beg, surprising yourself at how wrecked you sound already.

“I wanna taste ya’, sweet thing,” he teases, looking up at you with mischief in his eyes.

Moving his head down between your legs, Joel places sloppy kisses up the inside of your thighs. You watch him with heavy eyes, shuddering as the coarse hair of his beard grazes your sensitive skin. He brings his face to the crotch of your panties, nose nudging your clit, before taking a deep inhale. He licks at you through the soft lace before pulling it off entirely. 

“Fuckin’ gorgeous,” he rasps, the heat of his breath against your cunt enough to make your hips buck. Unbothered by your writhing, Joel wraps his arms around your thighs to keep you open for him before licking a stripe through your slick folds. 

He groans at the taste of you. “Such a sweet pussy, so goddamn wet for me too.”

He dives in, circling your clit with his tongue before plunging inside you. Your thighs try to shut at the sensations, but his hands tighten their grip to hold you in place. You’re melting into his mouth and onto the seats, the fogged up windows an indicator of just how hot everything is right now. 

Then his thick fingers are inside you, thrusting deep and hitting that spot you always have trouble reaching dead on. His mouth wraps around your clit, sucking on it like hard candy.

“Gon’ get a cavity from all this sugar,” he mumbles into your pussy, and the rumble of his laugh vibrates through you.

He thinks he’s so goddamn funny…

“Oh fuck,” you cry out.

It hits you like a rocket. He curls his fingers just right and you’re seeing stars, being pulled up and away into the atmosphere. He doesn’t stop drinking you in until you’ve floated back down to Earth. 

Insatiable.

Your eyes are closed, but you feel his soft lips kissing your neck. He nibbles at your earlobe before whispering, “Did so good for me, such a good girl.”

Good girl. Good girl. Good girl.

It’s like a trigger. All the satisfaction from your climax faded and was replaced by a deep need to be full of him, to take him in and again until you fell into the night sky together.

“Fuck me p-please, please Joel, I need it,” you whine, hands clinging to his broad shoulders.

“Oh sugar,” he coos, “I’ve got you.”

Joel uses one hand to pull you into his lap and straddle his thighs, while the other unbuckles his belt. You scramble to undo his zipper, tug his pants and boxers down, and unveil his—

Oh fuck.

Whatever it was before, it’s definitely his huge dick now. You let out a whine when your fingers wrap around the base without being able to fully encircle it. He rolls a condom down over himself before gripping your hips and guiding you to hover over the flushed red tip. Your forehead is pressed against his as you sink down, gasping at the stretch.

“Good girl, that’s it. It’s big, ain’t it?”

You huff against his cheek, “S’ big.”

“You can take it. Gonna take all of my cock, sugar.”

You do. Your toes curl and you feel like he’s splitting you open, but you take all of him. He rubs circles on your clit, making you gush around him and relax enough to move. With your hands braced on his shoulders, you start rocking your hips and slowly finding a rhythm. Every thrust is electric and the sweet sounds of how wet you are fill the car.

You’re clamped around him, raising and falling harder, faster. Whimpers spilling out of your lips as Joel thrusts into you, meeting your hips with his. You were close, your climax was racing towards you when his thumb found your clit again. Just a few touches to the bundle of nerves and you were toppling over the edge, head thrown back then falling limp into his neck. You shake in his arms as he continues to fuck you in his lap, quickly reaching his own release.

“Fuckin’ goddamnit, sugar,” he pants into your ear as he finishes. 

He keeps you like that, strong arms holding your body close against his as you both catch your breath. You have no objections, nuzzling further into him and gently carding your fingers through his hair. It’s been a few minutes before he breaks the silence.

“Sugar?”

You hum and smile into his skin as a response.

“Could I get your number and, uh, maybe we do this again? Dinner too?”

He had the audacity to sound bashful while his cock was still inside you. You look up to see a pink tint to his cheeks, and you have to answer with a kiss. Slow and sweet.

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💕💕💕 Thank you for reading 💕💕💕

[tojipie]

dilf!toji loooves slapping the tip of his cock wherever he can. he’ll do it twice on your lips to signal for you to open up, once on your cheek if you’re misbehaving, on your forehead if he wants you to lean down and suck on his balls. he always makes sure to slap it on the rim of your hole before he pushes in, smiling at the heavy wet smacks the weight of his dick makes.

[honey-on-your-tongue]

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Avatar

Jake Sully x fem!reader

Jake slowly falling in love

Jealous

Home to you

Only one bed

Accidentally calling Jake daddy

Corruption kink

Using the safe word

Human reader (part 1)

Human reader (part 2)

Reader soft dom

Enemies to lovers but not really

Jake in his rut

Leaving the kids with Mo'at (part 1)

“Who did this to you?”

Praise after overstimulation

Jealousy trope

Jake ties you up

On the low

Jake tied up in his rut

Bondage

A bonding session with dad's best friend

Jake being loud

Eating out your filled pussy

Date night

No experience with sex

Can't let you go

Dad's best friend (part 1)

Dad's best friend (part 2)

Stepdad Jake (part 1)

Stepdad Jake (part 2)

Sex pollen

Sloppy rounds all night

Jake's first time

Just needed you

Age gap and daddy kink + human reader

Do it yourself

Short skirts

Dad bod

Jake's best friend

Marking with Jake

Morning sex

Dilf Jake helps you in your heat

Dad Jake! and daughter!reader

Jake is shy to admit his feelings, so you give him a push

The oloeyktan and his bimbo girlfriend

Wet dreams

Your dad will do

Make up sex

Fucked-out Jake

Learn to Love

Make Up

Missed date night

Dilf Jake, need I say more?

The Last Time (part 1)

Back in my Arms (part 2)

Human!reader side piece

Sweet Sex

Babygirl

Positions

The oloeyktan teaches you

Human!reader calling Jake Daddy

Tonowari x fem!reader

Human reader

Dom reader

Neytiri x fem!reader

Mean

Tsu'tey x fem!reader

Drabble

Behave

Jake Sully x fem!reader x Tonowari

Helping hands

Ronal x fem!reader x Neytiri

Ladies' night

The Last of Us

Abby Anderson

Housewife

Headcanons

Spiderverse

Miguel O'Hara

Misbehaved

[here2bbtstrash]

m's masterlist - the archives ✨

hi friends! welcome to my ~classic~ masterlist, i'm so glad you're here 🤍 all my fics written pre-hiatus (think like 2022-early 2023) are linked below! this way lies period sex boyfie namjoon, nude art model jimin, asshole producer yoongi, and so much more~

as always, the usuals still apply here: minors get blocked, no reposting or translating, feedback is appreciated - oh, and this is like 99% smut... so remember to stay hydrated! 💦

hope you babes enjoy, and if you're looking for newer stuff, hit up my current masterlist to see what the heck i'm writing these days!! (btw: this link doesn't exist yet- consider it an early surprise if you find this hehe 😳)

love love love ya!! xoxo

oneshots

real magic - 16.7k | part of a hyung holiday collab! | holiday cuteness weow | strangers to coworkers to lovers | himbo dad joon ugh 😩 | size kink and breeding kink because i'm me merry crisis

the holiday season has never meant anything to you beyond suffering long hours for minimum wage and awaiting the collapse of capitalism— but this year, you’d be willing to add making out with your dilf coffee shop boss to the list.

deep end - 4.2k | established relationship | period sex | size kink, bulge kink, & cervix play | soft boyfie joon 🥲

your boyfriend suggests a new way to relieve your period cramps.

park and ride - 4.8k | idol-verse | wholesome quippy fuckbuddies | size kink | car sex

your fuckbuddy asks if the two of you can drive around a bit first, but he has a hard time keeping his hands to himself.

five minutes - 2.6k | park and ride-verse | idol-verse | wholesome quippy fuckbuddies | backstage quickie

your fuckbuddy has a graduation gift for you, but he might have overestimated your self-control.

drabbles

whatever you like - request fill drabble | established relationship | breeding kink | overstim/multiple orgasms | joon did his mf research!!!

your boyfriend wants to try something new for your anniversary.

oneshots

sunday - 5k | established relationship | BDSM dynamics | brat tamer seokjin 🙈 | spanking with a belt | throatfucking, crying, overstim 🥵

you got your boyfriend exactly what he wanted for his birthday.

drabbles

distraction - request fill drabble | established long distance relationship | facetime sex | brat tamer seokjin | fantasized exhibitionism

it’s not your fault your boyfriend’s so hot when he’s angry.

series

look down on me like that - 10/11 | coworkers | slow burn | enemies to lovers | hatefucking w eventual angst~ | on hiatus

your asshole coworker min yoongi has made it his personal mission to ruin your life.

oneshots

moving day - 2.6k | established relationship | domestic soft dom yoongi | oral in the kitchen | may cause delusion

you manage to entice your boyfriend into taking a break from unloading boxes to unload something else instead.

drabbles

all eyes on me - request fill drabble | college AU | hot roommate yoongi | accidental and then purposeful voyeurism

your roommate gets home earlier than expected.

me and my husband - request fill drabble | established relationship (well, marriage lol) | dom/brat tamer yoongi | getting punished in the parking lot

when you misbehave at his office party, your husband has no choice but to punish you.

watermelon sugar - request fill drabble | best friends | spit kink | erotic watermelon eating | yoongi kinkshames you but he's into it

your best friend was just trying to share fruit with you, but he accidentally hit your spit kink button.

drip - request fill drabble | best friend's friend | squirt god min yoongi | multiple orgasms | overstimulation | tongue/fingerfucking & SQUIRTING 💦

when yoongi makes the bold statement that any girl can squirt, you decide to call him on his bluff.

oneshots

party on you - 9.8k | friends to lovers | idol-verse @ the JITB release party | cunnilingus, ass-eating & throat fucking | but it's cyuuuute !!!!

the only thing stronger than your social anxiety is your big dumb crush on hoseok - and you’re certainly not expecting it when he tells you the real reason he threw this album release party.

self control - 1k | smutty angst (smangst!) | member POV | unrequited love | imagined infidelity | hobi is rly hard on himself :'(

you’ll never know the way hoseok really feels about you.

two in one - 11.9k | ft. jimin | friends to lovers | recreational marijuana | a threesome but it's not gay | double vaginal penetration

you finally have a much-needed smoke session with your best friends, just like old times. you’re also pretty sure they’re gay… right?

drabbles

future - a therapeutic drabble | established LDR | saying goodbye at the airport | no smut just feelings | may come with a side of tears

you're usually better at goodbyes.

good teacher - request fill drabble | member POV | virgin!reader and hoseok with a bit of an innocence/corruption kink | first blowjob, surprise facial & clothed pussy eating

you've never done this before.

somebody else - request fill drabble | fuckbuddies/dick appt | fuckboy mean dom hoseok | somebody gets a lil jealous | prepare for whiplash

you swear this is the last time you’re doing this.

please stop talking - request fill drabble | terrible dirty talk | basically a crack fic but hoseok is good at oral | edging in a bad way | my brain melted when i wrote this

hoseok is so good at giving head, but so bad at talking dirty. it really makes things difficult.

oneshots

the shape of your body - 24k | grad school AU in nyc | strangers to lovers | slow burn fluff to smut | public transportation crush jimin | but oops you see him naked weekly??

the same day you finally manage to speak to your months-long public transit crush, you end up seeing much more of him than you bargained for.

love the way you wear that - 4k | trans/bi jimin | gay club bathroom hookup | stranger sex | a vibrator necklace

you can’t resist the handsome stranger that approaches you at your favorite gay bar, especially not when he’s wearing that skirt.

two in one - 11.9k | ft. hoseok | friends to lovers | recreational marijuana | a threesome but it's not gay | double vaginal penetration

you finally have a much-needed smoke session with your best friends, just like old times. you’re also pretty sure they’re gay… right?

drabbles

ask so pretty - request fill drabble | dom! reader & sub! jimin | orgasm control/edging with a fleshlight, crying, begging, it's cute

you want to take him in your mouth and bite down.

lightweight - request fill drabble | first date drinking and grinding on the dancefloor | lowkey semi-public with a hint ✨ of sub!jimin

your date has a few things he wants to tell you.

talk dirty to me - request fill drabble | college AU | study buddies who fuck | fingerfucking in the library | jimin talks you through it

turns out your study buddy is a bit of a freak.

our little secret - request fill drabble | established relationship | cockwarming | dom! reader & sub! jimin | orgasm delay | cute aftercare | an in the seom plug bc fuck it we ball

your boyfriend's friends have no idea who really calls the shots in your relationship.

oneshots

it's sweet - 4.3k | no smut just fluff (who am i!!!!) | fuckbuddies to lovers | sickfic (reader has the flu 🤧) | sweet soft boi tae

you forgot to call out sick from your dick appointment, but he stays anyway.

compromise - 10k | ft. jungkook | this is a twilight AU threesome i wrote for halloween and i refuse to elaborate further thank you

you're torn between the two loves of your life - but maybe you don't have to choose.

drabbles

you're the worst - request fill drabble | friends to uh.... not lovers | the world's weirdest handjob? | orgasm denial | taehyung is a capricorn

you decide to turn the tables on your shameless best friend.

don't get murdered - request fill drabble | ft. yoongi | bad first date (sorry yoongi) | stranger hookup | accidental voyeurism (SORRY YOONGI)

you’re supposed to be on a blind date, but the handsome stranger across the bar keeps distracting you.

you right - request fill drabble | taehyung is toxic | reader is toxic | but his dick is huuuuuge 🗣 | ft. a literal dick-measuring contest

your ex walking in on you fucking someone else would be a problem for anyone. but it is especially a problem when your ex is kim taehyung.

cruel - request fill drabble | exes hooking up in a bathroom | reader is cheatingggg 🤐 | dom/sub/brat tamer vibes | subby emo boy tae!!

you need someone you can be mean to.

oneshots

crybaby - 4.3k | established relationship | sub!jk | marathon sex, bondage, overstim | it's kinda hot when he cries what can i say 🤷‍♀️

your boyfriend has always mixed his pleasure with pain.

compromise - 10k | ft. taehyung | this is a twilight AU threesome i wrote for halloween and i refuse to elaborate further thank you

you're torn between the two loves of your life - but maybe you don't have to choose.

heartless - 7.4k | part of the jeju shore collab! | member POV | established relationship (exes) | toxic fuckboy jungkook | filming a sex tape and hooking up in the hot tub 👀

after a wild summer at the shore where he made more than a few mistakes, jungkook is ready to remind you why you always take him back.

babygirl - 5k | established relationship | jungkook in a skirt | kink discovery | gender swap & virginity roleplay | daddy kink, praise kink, feminization & dirty talk FOR DAYZ

your boyfriend claims the outfit was just for a tiktok - until you realize you’re both very into it.

the spins - 10.3k | college AU | wholesome fratboy jungkook | friends to lovers | reader's first partnered orgasms | jk is an oral sex god

you discover a new side to your former lab partner, frat wonder boy jeon jungkook, when you confess to him the one thing no man has ever been able to make you do.

drabbles

tell the truth - request fill drabble | established (new) relationship | reader is done w vanilla sex | dom! reader and sub! jk

you really should have been honest when your boyfriend asked you about your kinks.

best i ever had - request fill drabble | college AU | infidelity (reader is a cheater) | jungkook has a big dick and doesn't shut up | possessive vibes~

you’ve been planning on breaking up with your boyfriend for a while, and jungkook is here to help.

get freaky on camera - request fill drabble | camboy jk and camgirl reader | sex toy | multiple orgasms | double vaginal penetration | jk has fangirls bc of course he does

your camming partner thinks he can handle your new toy.

go to town - request fill drabble | ft. voyeur yoongi | member POV | reader takes a nose ride | jk does his best | tongue fucking

jungkook may have only learned about the concept three seconds ago, but he’s determined to be the best nose ride you’ve ever had.

the perilla leaf debacle - request fill drabble | established relationship | rough jealous sex | a whole lot of slapping and biting | reader surprised even me lmao

you hate it when your boyfriend gets jealous, but you love the way he takes it out on you.

21 - request fill drabble | dialogue-only | ANGSTY phone call between exes | could be read as x reader or x member | ambiguous ending

“I’m sorry I didn’t call. I feel really shitty about it.”

drabbles

little miracles - jimin x hoseok - request fill drabble | post-hobipalooza | consensual somno | it gets soft af honestly

“Jimin-ah,” Hoseok rasps, nose skimming the line of Jimin’s jaw. “This still okay?”

bts on dating apps

bts giving you aftercare

bts on the bachelorette

bts doing no nut november

bts at a drag show/gay bar

[titsuya]

I'm very horny and you have a knack for finding the best stuff... Do you have any cool visuals? <3

by visuals… i hope u mean P#RN BC YES I HAVE TONS IVE BEEN WAITING TO SHARE

# RANDOM VISUALS [HQ]

GET UR HEADPHONES AND MAKE SURE UR ALONE !

all my hq bfs w/ f!reader

warning: twt p*rn. minors dni. 18+.

a/n: ive been waiting for this ask my entire life

navigation (18+)

# IWAIZUMI HAJIME

» haji loves that skirt, but he also loves fucking your cute cunt and filling you up with his cum. <3

» frat boy haji gets takes you to his car because all the bedrooms are full and takes you for a ride. <33

» big, buff daddy dilf haji who loves your tight cunt so much it nearly makes him cry. <3333333 and he likes it rough ;)

» hajime just LOVES when you compliment his hands. <333333333

# SUNA RINTARŌ

» the only way to make rintarō smile is to wake him up by riding his dick like a good girl. <3

» me you and rintarō on y’all’s day off <3, he’s so vocal cause “you feel so fuckin’ good,” <3333

» rintarō loves creampies & cumming in your mouth… but he loves that you’re a “slut for daddy” and that you’ll let him paint your face <3333 (2 bonus visuals for my daddy)

» fuck fuck fuck he loves your tits so fucking much, squeezes and sucks the life out of them <3333333333333333

# SAKUSA KIYOOMI (tw… squirting… a lot of it)

» kiyoomi loves eating you out and making a mess out of his good little slut <3

» also loves fucking you so hard that you squirt on his cock </3 calls you a nasty little slut even though it makes him cum so hard

» brat tamer kiyo <///3 fucks you stupid, slaps your face, makes you squirt, but you love it so much

» worshipping kiyoomi’s pretty body <333

# AKAASHI KEIJI

» keiji is so vocal with his heavy pants and higher pitched moans and it makes you feel so good

» 🥺 being keiji’s pretty lil puppy and you were so good while he was gone at work, so he gives you a little reward <3

» keiji’s finger work so well… he knows how to hit that spot, how to make you gush

» loves fucking you to frank ocean. even when you’re all cuffed up <3

# BOKUTO KOUTAROU

» sometimes, kou loves watching his little crybaby grind all over his cock <3

» and sometimes, he just can’t hold himself back so he fucks up into you :))

» daddy likes double stuffing your pussy with cum, especially when you beg for him to put a baby inside you <3333

» 69-ing is kou’s favorite. you guys both feel good and that makes him soo happy.

# MIYA ATSUMU

» waking up his little bimbo princess with his cock ! tw somno

» daddy likes to see his cum on your pretty pussy before pushing it into you %^**>>{^^

» tsumu likes pressing your face into the mattress as he fucks you and makes you squirt

» knows how much you like being filled up so he fucks both your holes at the SAME time ! (tw anal)

# MIYA OSAMU

» samu gets so hard when he see’s you doing anything remotely domestic

» loves holding you close and kissing you while his cock is stuffed deep in you

» breeding kink!!!!!!

» king of eating and making a mess of your pussy

# KUROO TETSUROU

» such a good daddy </3 blindfolds you with his work tie and worships your body all night

» he’s also a rough daddy <3 likes to choke you a ton

» he can be really mean nd tease you to make you think you’re getting his cock <///3

» “shhh, can’t be too loud, kitten, we’re in public, you know that.”

# BONUS ROUND ! SUNA + MIYA TWINS

» rin thinks you’ve been so mouthy with him lately so he decides to have him and his friends shut you up (psst, atsumu on the left, suna in the middle, samu on the right)

» misbehaving and embarrassing rin in front of his friends? now he’s gonna embarrass you :)

[chysalxsm]

─── ❝ DILFFLIX ❞ ───

Misbehaving pt.1: [pt.2]

Day 1: of my DILF series. This contains DILF!Professor Zhongli x reader. Heavy smut so read at your own risk. Hope you guys enjoy it and have a nice day/night🤍

DILFLIX: Event

This was a request from @tsuyato !

Contains: Dom!Zhongli, Sub! gn reader, Teacher/Student, reader is 18+, degrading, spanking, name calling (darling, sweetheart, love, slut), fingering,oral (reader receiving), overstimulation (2x)

Since you've gotten into college you just couldn't keep your eyes off, of your history teacher...

His long silky brown hair, always in a low pony tail, silver glasses hanging low on his high bridge nose, eyes fixated on the book he was reading out loud, and his brown colored suit fitting him just perfectly.

How come it is always the older men you find attractive, that already have children and are probably married too... Your best friend shook your shoulders, disturbing you from ogling at your attractive teacher. ,,Miss Y/N, I would like for you to stay after class. It isn't the first time you weren't paying attention and being lost in your thoughts." Your professors voice was deeper than usual but it still had the soft touch to it. You were embarrassed to say the least, getting caught by him.

You knew you weren't the only student crushing on him, hell there were even more worse students than you. Coming to school with naughty clothes on, that could get them dress-coded fast but they don't care. What they just want is his attention. Skirts seeming way to short for their own comfort and the shirts unbuttoned way to deep that people could see the lingerie they are wearing.

You knew it was bad for you to be crushing on a teacher but no one could blame you. His attractiveness, his deep voice and well mannered behavior was the reason why you were having a crush on him. Dirty thoughts roam most of the time on your mind while thinking of him. Oh, how you whished that he would just bend you down on his desk fucking you so hard that you can't walk for days, or him pushing your head down till the base of his cock, making you choke around his cock and...

,,Fuck.." You sighed out, Mr. Zhongli handed you worksheets out that you need to finish before the class ends. You look at the tasks, completely dumbfounded from the questions. Out of nervousy you start to nibble on your pencil, hopefully your professor doesn't notice you struggling to answer the questions. As you look up from the sheet of paper, you were straight up met with the eyes of Zhongli. Your back straightened up immediately not wanting to seem bored. He let out a chuckle before looking down at his desk, his eyes leaving yours.

Time passed and you were looking out the window, completely giving up to even try and answer them. You were once again disturbed from your thoughts as the bell rang. You lean back at your chair, stretching yourself out as you watch everyone leave the room one by one. ,,Tell me everything after, okay!" Your friend shouted before waving you a goodbye as she left the classroom. Now it was only you and him. Every student already going home, while you're still stuck here.

You slowly stood up, walking towards Mr.Zhongli. You made sure, your hips were swaying while doing so. His eyes were fixated on you the whole time, mostly on your chest. You went to the first row and sit down on a chair. You were jealous of that person, they just can watch him from so near and they chose not to? If you and many other students were right in front of him seated, your eyes would never leave his face. Wouldn't even leave the way he wa-

,,Miss Y/N..." Zhongli sighed as he watches you. Your eyes widened, knowing you were once again lost in your thoughts but right in front of him. ,,I'm sorry professor!" You apologize, embarrassed from your behavior. You aren't a horny teen anymore but this man just made you feel things that you never felt anything before. He sighed out again, before starting to speak again. ,,I can't help but notice you watching me a lot in my class...and then not even noticing when I'm talking to you Miss Y/N. Is there something you want to tell me?" Fuck. He caught you.

You were sure that this is going to be way more awkward than it already is, if you don't answer him anytime soon. You nibble on your lips, nervous on how you should answer him. ,,I-I uhm didn't notice it myself and I'm very sorry for my behavior...You are just a very attractive professor and I can't help mys-" You cut yourself off, not believing what you just admitted right in front of him. Your eyes widened and now you just wish to be buried alive and never come back.

Zhongli's mouth formed into a slight smile. A chuckle leaving his mouth. ,,Well there's something I also need to admit Y/N. Not only have you been keeping your eyes on me but I also did. I still need to punish you for not listening and doing nothing in class though.." His words shocked you. Never have you thought of your professor to even slightly like you in a romantic way. Well this was your chance now wasn't it? He likes you too, he could fuck you like you always imagined but why do you feel bad now? What about his wife?? ,,Sir, I know that something like this is very wrong. I think you have a wife that awaits your arrival so I think I should leave right now..." You said, wanting to stand up but he spoke up. ,,You can just call me Zhongli. I am not married anymore, she died in a car crash some years ago." You are shocked from his words. He wasn't married? But there is a picture of him and his daughter on his desk.

What are you even doing? This is your only chance and you want to just go home and destroy the only one time opportunity? Well, not anymore. You stand up, Zhongli joining you. ,,I'm sorry for your loss Zhongli, it must've been very hard for you and your daughter." You say, nibbling on your lips again and looking down at the wooden floor. You hear his footsteps as he walks towards you. Zhongli's fingers lift your chin up, now your lips were almost touching from how close you guys stood. ,,If you don't want this then we can stop..." He says before connecting your lips together. The kiss is rough and passionate, lips moving against each other as your hands goes up to his chest, holding against his white blouse. ,,Fuck..." A moan leaves your mouth before you break the kiss. ,,This will be our little secret alright?" Zhongli whispers into your ear and a shudder leaves your spine. He walks towards the door, closing it so nobody can disturb you.

,,Lay stomach down on the desk and pull your pants down with your panties sweetheart~" Zhongli hums as he watches you obey him completely. Your bare ass with your private part is fully exposed just for his eyes only. His hands rests on the fat of your ass. Your breath hitches and a slight moan leaves your mouth as you felt a strike. He was spanking you...'That's all I ever wanted, thank you' your hands grip the corner of the desk, trying not to moan from the sensation. You could feel yourself dripping from the pain and pleasure mix.

,,Such a naughty slut, hm? Getting all wet from me spanking you as a punishment, aren't you ashamed?" Zhongli's voice was even deeper than usual. His fingers prodding down towards your hole, his middle finger slowly pushing inside you. ,,Oh..f..fuck~" you moan out and arch your back as he curls his long finger inside you. ,,You like that slut?" Zhongli nibbles on your ear and a shaky moan leaves your mouth. ,,Mhm, I do sir~" you admit, not feeling shy or embarrassed anymore, you rather felt more bold. His ring finger soon entered your quivering hole too, making your eyes roll back. It was to much for you, you can't help but cum around his fingers.

,,You've made such a mess love~ let me clean you up~" Zhongli got on his knees, spreading your thighs and then taking your sex in his mouth. A whiny moan slipped out of your mouth and your hands tangled his hair, pulling his head more near your private part. ,,Fuck, you taste so good~" Zhongli is needy. It's like he's hypnotized by it, wanting more and more of you. The grip on your thighs is hard, probably leaving a mark after he's done with you. ,,Fuck~ Zhongli, g..gonna cum again!" You warn him, but he fasten his pace up. Not soon after you came, a loud moan escaping your lips as you try your best to calm down from the intense orgasm.

,,Mr. Zhongli? What are you doing in there?" It was Mr. Ajax's voice...

[cybersp4c3]

Scara getting railed by some random genshin guys

Okok that nap was longer than expected but here is a late Christmas gift from Mr.Cyberspace<33

Zhongli

Zhongli would be a pretty good DILF to fuck scara. Everytime Scara misbehaves and is expecting a punishment, Zhongli very patiently just ignores him or tells him to behave without doing anything to his needy body!

But if Scara really gets on his nerves on a certain day, Zhongli is not going to be showing any mercy to Scara’s ass.

Diluc

Scara would defs tease him while he’s working at the tavern. Diluc punished him by making him free to use for all of the drunkards!!

Also, if we’re talking about fatui scara then there’s a somewhat different dynamic I have in mind…

Scara gets ambushed by some Batman wannabe in the dead of night. He wakes up and before he can say a thing he’s getting fucked stupid by some red haired man that keeps going on and on about how he hates the fatui.

Dottore

Dottore loves overstimulating Scara’s pussy whenever he feels like it!!!

He shoves loads of dildos and vibrators up Scara’s pussy and ass. All in different sizes but the vibes are always on the max speed.

Dottore thinks Scara should be stretched lots before he can take any real dick (even though scara is already a good stretched out whore) so he gets dildos in increasing sizes to train scara

Pierro/Capitano

When scara first joined the fatui he definitely needed some training

They gave him a different sort of training-they made him take both their large and thick cocks up his pussy!!! They made him get bred by some soldiers too

Scara was used as a breeding hole and a sex slave for them to relive stress

Childe

Pretty normal rough sex. They do pet play every now and then

Scara is either a disobedient cat that needs to have his pussy filled with buckets of cum to behave or Childe is his obedient dog that Scara uses as a personal dildo

Sex in foul legacy is very common between them!! Scara gets used like a flesh light for his large monster cock!!

Itto

Itto’s dick is HUGE and covered in spikes (I didn’t like the idea of demon dick Itto before but it grew on me…)

Scara loves being fucked by him!! Itto is so rough and brutal with his thrusts, it leaves Scara’s pussy oozing out cum and gaping for hours

Due to Itto being an Oni there’s a high chance that even with birth control scara could still get knocked up! Scara wants that though so no worries<3

Ayato/Kaeya

In my opinion Scara, Ayato, and Kaeya have pussies and should have their guts rearranged together

They all get fucked by mobs together and rub their throbbing little clits together!!!

But since I love scara pussy abuse, Ayato and Kaeya can use strap-on’s to fuck the little slut<33

Kazuha

He starts off as a calm and soft top that praises scara all over

But when scara makes him snap, he’s a completely different person

One second he’d be giving scara head pats and telling him how good he is and the next he’ll be ruthlessly pounding Scara’s pussy on the ground and fucking his cock deeper and deeper into his cervix

Xiao

I hc that Xiao has a small dick soooo

Scara usually power bottoms by riding Xiao’s cock until they both pass out

Sometimes Xiao takes the lead and fucks Scara’s small tits! If Xiao feels like it he’ll fuck Scara’s soft and plushy thighs

Scara likes bullying Xiao for his size in bed but Xiao can bully scara back for his boob size

[roosterforme]

3k followers party!

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR FOLLOWING ME AND READING ALONG WITH MY FICS! You are all lovely!

To celebrate 3000 followers, let's have a Dagger DILFs party! Send me an ask with your DILF related thoughts about our dagger men, and I'll write you a blurb! These blurbs could be sweet or smutty or anything in between. Just as long as they are about our aviators as Daddys (both literally and metaphorically...)

Maybe Fanboy has gray hair and sexy glasses. Maybe Bob likes to spank his wife when she misbehaves. Maybe Hangman has twins who make fun of him and call him Bagman all the time... the possibilities are endless! Send in your thoughts, and I'll write as many as I can this week!

Check out the blurbs here!

[huggybug]

the interview with quinn’s son was so cute!!! what do you think it would be like when jack and luke have kids and allllll the cousins are at the all star game? jack recreating his breakaway challenge with his own kid?? I’d imagine quinn’s son is old enough to be the little ring leader and is trying to stop his cousins from derailing the whole skills comp while jack and luke’s kids are just wreaking havoc (just like their fathers lmao) 😭😭 and ofc it’s just the dads on the ice to look after them so there’s a lot of “oh shit is that one of the kids we brought” “HEY WHATSYOURNAME HUGHES GET BACK TO THE BENCH RIGHT NOW” also I’m just imagining all the bro’s friends having to help babysit like z and cole and brady all being assigned a kid to watch bc there’s so many and the mamas are just enjoying watching their partners suffer a little and drinking margs in the box w queen ellen

okok i told myself i wasn’t going to write a whole lot for this but… i got a little carried away

also i was gonna wait and put this with dilf day but i wanna post it now so i’m just gonna tag it as dilf day so let’s ignore that it’s sunday today and i’m posting ok? ok.

kinda part one

they’d be like ‘uh where do you think you’re going??’ when the moms all leave with ellen

i feel like luke would be freaking out because he’s still maybe new to the whole dad thing and maybe it’s also his first asg so it’s just making him nervous

there’s gotta be like at least 6 or 7 kids between the three of them

quinn probably has 3 and then jack maybe 2 or 3 also and luke either 1 or 2 but luke’s are super young still

jack’s breakaway challenge would quite literally steal the show like it already was a big deal but if it was with his kid??? unimaginable also bonus points if he somehow included him (3 generations of hughes boys!!! the media would go wild)

quinn’s kids would be ranging from 12-7 maybe like around that age so they’d try to keep their younger cousins in line but it’s also so exciting to be down on the ice with their dad!! so they get a little wild too

also aside from being with their dad, obviously their uncles are there AND their bonus uncles (that’s what i call my aunts/uncles if i’m not actually related idk) so it’s just like the best day ever for them because the only time that rlly happens is the summer when everyone is together

you know how in the tkachuk blurbs (if you don’t you should rlly go read them) that brady’s kids are the wild children? yeah, that’s jacks kids

they’re not misbehaved… they’re just rambunctious

also ok maybe there’s just a ton of kids between all the players so before the game or maybe in between skills comps there’s time for the kids to go out and skate

so the boys all take one kid out obviously with their friends helping (maybe z, cole, matthew, brady, owen power, or matty beniers idk use ur imagination who u want to be there)

and during this skate, they’re just chasing all the kids around and the moms are up with ellen laughing at how stressed they all seem whenever they’re shown on the jumbotron

it’s a whole production when it’s time for them to get off the ice: jack and luke are probably like frantically trying to get their kids off the ice while z and cole stand there and they’re like ‘uh is that one of our kids or someone else’s??’

maybe z grabs a megaphone and just announces that all hughes children have to leave the ice

and then during quinn and luke’s comp ALL the cousins are screaming their heads off cheering for their dad or uncle, whoever it may be

the entire hughes family probably gets more screen time than anything else because the media is obsessed with them

and you already know the tiktok girlies are going crazy at them (and all the bonus uncles) with the kids and edits are being produced at record speed

i feel like z would be such a good uncle for jacks kids specifically! especially because they don’t get to see him lots since he lives so far and the ducks rarely come to nj although z does try to visit whenever he’s in new york

and going off that thought, the only redeemable thought about brady tkachuk in my mind is that he’d be really sweet with quinn’s kids but that’s all i’m saying (matthew would be like next level adorable with them because he’s just a rlly good dad)

idk if you saw but the kids (i don’t remember their dad) that went around the locker room and collected like 15 signed sticks? yeah that’d be all the hughes children

and maybe quinn’s oldest kid would just be obsessed with a player like for example nate mac and he’s just like star struck so quinn has to go talk to nate with him (and nate is a sweetheart and gives him a signed stick)

oh gosh and let’s just say this asg was in vegas, the kids would go absolutely crazy on the strip. only cause it’s fun! it’s vacation! but they love it. they go to sugar factory after the skills comp of course with the bonus uncles tagging along and it’s so chaotic the kids are just inhaling everything sugary in sight and then after they’re bouncing off the walls

z and cole chasing the kids through the hallways of the hotel. that’s all.

ellen would get all the brothers and wives and all the kids grouped together in the locker room for a group picture (and then another w the bonus uncles of course) and it would literally flood all social medias

OH MY WORD I HAVENT EVEN GOTTEN TO THE INTERVIEWS

okay they’d set up like a panel for the hughes brothers because duhhh need that media!!

i feel like the kids would just be moving at all times… like switching chairs or giggling at each other and the brothers are trying to focus and actually answer the questions so that they can leave faster but the kids are superrrr distracting

oh! and they’d ask the older kids who their favourite players are and then when they answered someone other than their dad or uncles, the reporters would like rip into the boys a bit but only playfully and they would just laugh it off

omg and maybe they’d do cute pictures with their kids like during the media day or they’d get them all for a group interview (maybe even with the moms as well) and they’d play a game like most likely to or something

ok this is much much longer than i originally intended but i could probably keep going so i’m just gonna end it here<3

and if i get a singular ask wanting more… i will absolutely oblige