#discord guide

[splinterclan]

It makes complete and total sense narratively but it's so sad to see Bess leaving fr 😭

In clangen, does this mean you exiled her? Or is there a new way to have a cat leave a clan?

Yeah I really waffled about this choice when everyone was enjoying her being in the clan, but I can't change my story/script now it's been in stone way too long - it'd stress me out way too much to change things jsjs

I just went into the code and changed outside status to true! You can do a whole lot in clangen if you figure out how to mess with the code hah

[forthefictionallesbians]

kudzu affini who doesn't understand personal space or why "into you" is not a valid direction to grow

kudzu affini who wakes you up with a feeler already moving down your throat

kudzu affini who breathes for you because they're in your lungs and up your nose

kudzu affini who loves to restrict that airflow just to tease you, to get you nice and desperate for them

kudzu affini whose haustoric implant spreads through your entire nervous system and pops leaves out of your arms

kudzu affini who is never going to let you go because you're a part of them now, petal, and isn't that so lovely?

[johnnyshrine]

★ 098 // "Prayer Candle"

[rxttenfish]

for aaravi: this is probably the shit-assiest crossbow youve ever seen. but i hope i at least made you look cool!

HELL YEAH HELL YEAH HELL YEAH HELL FUCKING YEAH. hold on the other one can fucking WAIT a second because HELL YEAH. DOPE AS SHIT. LOOK AT IT.

[asytho]

Random outfits sketches

[ijustwannamakeemojis]

[ID: A single pixel heart of the Palestinian flag. End ID]

>Link to a guide on how to help<

[jesterjaxx]

There are three (3) aus that are where i imagine djuncan to be and i also post other things about but i almost never talk about them in any detail so as a vauge guide to my brain worms

The College AU

Also the Roomates AU

This is normally a Post Show au but they could also have known eachother in like highschool or sm. the main bit is that the main cast are all aware of eachother TLDR none of the gen 1 cast are *meeting* in college

DJ is in school to be a vet

Duncan is fucking around and failing a lot of his classes, unclear why he is going to college

They are roomates in a cheap apartment near campus not a dorm because i have a beef with dorms

Is it unlikely that the cast of Total Drama would live in the same area or go to the same college? Yes. But we will ignore this.

So yeah most of the other cast members are like somewhere nearby

Geoffs in a frat where else would he be

Gwen is in charge on an art/movie club by complete accident

DJ and Duncan split an apartment for rent and to be close to college and it quickly turns into a in love with your roomate/bestfriend situation

The Action AU

Takes place during Total Drama Action

Centered around the Screaming Gaffers cuz theyre my favorite team

Its mostly just the team hanging out behind the scenes and getting into mischief and drama when the cameras arent rolling

In this au the trailers are slightly bigger and are divided by team not gender because i need them to fight eachother while 2 other people are just trying to fucking sleep

That moment when you and your team kinda hate eachother but its also been like 2 weeks since youve done anything fun so you all pool resources to hook up a movie night

Gwen and Duncan are Platonic

The Future AU

The domestic adults trying to figure out a life together

Roomates au as well but post college so DJ has his job as a vet and Duncan has like multiple part time jobs and gigs

Post Show or Post College doesnt matter

They have a house with a LOT of animals

Age ranges from late 20s to 40s for this au

Most fankid content takes place here be it Melody or unfinished Foster Kid

Not nearly as much drama

Theyre just chilling dude they probably got married and told nobody cuz theyre just chillin

[fleetn-crab85]

Another fresh batch of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy as textposts!

Also... if anyone has any suggestions for more text post ideas, feel free to request any in my chatterbox (aka my inbox)!

Previous Installments: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12

[dark-elf-writes]

..ok but another nickname option is Shrimp Terrorist for Percy which with his parentage and background would be stupidly accurate

Shrimp Terrorist is Percy’s discord name I know it deep in my bones

And to think it all started when they were told to make code names for their classmates.

[newspatron]

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[flittingthroughthepines]

They should let me back in the hdg discord

[forthefictionallesbians]

Compiler Log - Phaeophyta Maresell (5th Bloom) - January 18th, 2641 4:12 P.M. <Tags Hidden> Total Ingredients : 14

Produce, Terran Chicken (Breast). 3/4th lb Produce, White Onion. 1/2 whole Produce, Tomato (Roma). 1 whole Produce, Baby Corn (Cut). 4 oz Produce, Cilantro (Leaves). 1 tbs Produce, Green Onion. 2 tbs Oil, Canola. 3 tbs Milk, Terran Coconut. 28 oz Water, Pure. 2 cups Juice, Lime. 1/4 cup Spice, Cayenne Pepper (Ground). 1/4th tsp Spice, Tumeric (Ground). 1/2 tsp Spice, Tom Kha Paste. 2 tbs Sauce, Fish Sauce. 4 tbs ----------------------------------------------------------

Liz could feel her affini smiling down on her as she worked the can opener to dump the coconut milk into the big pot they were using. It was a soft, gentle sensation, like the sun on bare skin or the gentle clasping of hands. How had she ever lived without it? Even with her gaze firmly fixed on the metal cans turned upside-down in her grasp, the still-new haustoria cradling her nervous system let her bask in the delight of Phaeophyta's approval. It was a delicious sensation, and her mistress and her had decades and decades to learn everything it could do.

One of the cans fell from her hand as she stared blissfully ahead. Before she could even react, a vine reached out and caught it. Embarrassment flooded her. She had just barely recovered enough for Mistress to allow her back near the kitchen, and here she was, dropping things? Her head just still felt so woozy, her limbs too floppy, but she could help! She could, she could, she could! A sudden tingle of warmth sparked in her brain, and she turned her dazed vision up to her mistress. Phaeophyta had been talking to her! She smiled widely.

Stars, Phaeophyta thought. Her little Liz was just too cute! The poor thing clearly hadn't understood a word of her instructions, but that was to be expected. She'd seen enough florets fresh from receiving their haustoria to know how long the process took, and Liz needed another few days at least before returning to normal. But she had been ever so eager to help out, especially with her favorite food. And how could Phaeophyta say no to that adorable little pout? So here they were, her chopping all of the produce into little cubes and cooking thin ribbons of chicken in the oil while Liz poured the thai soup's base.

She lifted the soup can back into Liz's hand and brought out her best 'pay attention, cutie' voice. "Good job, Liz! You did so good with the coconut milk! Such a good, helpful girl for me!" Her floret practically glowed at the compliment, cheeks flushing, shoulders and hips rotating back and forth in an unbelievably cute little wiggle. Had it really been less than two years since they had gotten to know each other, when Liz had become her ward after she hit a depressive slump? It was incredible how much progress they had made together, how close the two had become, even before a grafting of her core tissue had snuggled up against the girl's brain. She could barely remember the hollow eyed stare, the defeated tone, the constant tears that had plagued those early weeks. Phaeophyta was an affini, and that meant taking care of all sophonts. But it was still always a good reminder to see how her work had paid off.

Liz was still staring up at her, eyes adoring, and Phaeophyta forced herself away from her thoughts. "Can you fill each of these cans with a cup of water for me?" Her floret nodded, excitedly, and began retracting her hands, but Phaeophyta kept her grasp on one can for a moment longer. "Remember, swirl around the water inside each one to get as much of the coconut milk as possible, and then dump it into the pot, okay?" Another nod, and she relinquished the can this time as it was pulled away. Hopefully her little one wouldn't get that too mixed up, but if she did, Phaeophyta would be right there to help. Forever and always.

Water splashed Liz's face and she sputtered, nearly dropping the cans again. She had shaken them too hard. It felt like her whole front was dripping with the cold water she'd spilled, and looking down, her dress definitely had splotches of coconut milk where the thicker globs had jettisoned themselves. Liz looked up at Mistress, eyes wet from multiple sources. Phaeophyta cooed, and cradled her face with the vines not engaged in cutting and frying. "There there, Lizzy-mine. It's okay. No harm done." One of her thumbs wiped away some of the water, and yet more vines broke off of the arm to take the cans away. Lizzy-hers gave them without struggle, melting into her mistress' touch. This was so much easier, warmer, and it made her brain sing.

"My sweet, sweet girl," she crooned, picking her up and cradling her close. The sweet girl let her eyes close and went limp, safe and happy, so close to the pulsing of Mistress' core. She heard Phaeophyta refill the cans with a cup of water each, and pour them in with the coconut milk. Then she curled deeper, and let sleep take her.

If Phaeophyta had a heart, it would have burst. As was, her core felt like it was overflowing with tenderness for the tiny bundle in her arms. Avoiding the temptation to drag Liz out, to stroke her and pet her and dress her up and so much beyond, was nearly agony. But the girl clearly still needed her rest, and Phaeophyta would survive, for now. She would just have to surprise Liz with the soup when she eventually woke up. Setting the milk and water to a medium heat, she let it boil before upending all the chopped produce, besides the cilantro and green onions, into the pot. The chicken, cooked white inside and out, was the next in, oil and all. As she worked, she shifted Liz closer and closer towards her core, until the darling floret was cradled right next to it, deep inside her chest.

Whether consciously or not, Liz reached out and wrapped her arms tight around it. Phaeophyta curled inwards, embracing her with everything she could. At the same time, she instructed the haustoria to dose the cutie with some class-z and a tiny bit of class-a. Liz would be out like a light, but there was no reason why they both shouldn't enjoy the nap as much as possible. Phaeophyta chucked slightly at herself, and let her vines gently knead and caress her floret while she finished up the meal. Tom kha paste, fish sauce, lime juice, and the spices were supposed to be added at the same time as the produce, but the brief delay was harmless. Besides, it all needed to stir and boil for about a quarter hour anyways while the onion cooked in the broth. So, with a contented sigh, she dragged a chair over to the kitchen and sat down in it, leaving one vine to idly keep the contents of the pot moving. Another vine reached off and grabbed a book in affini, "Kitchen Safety for Attentive Pet Owners."

Cooking had been one of Liz's few respites, once upon a time, and Phaeophyta had been happy to learn alongside her ward. But, and she would never admit this to Liz, the thought of her floret around sharp knives and hot stoves still occasionally filled her with anxiety. But she could get over that, for Liz's sake. If it would make her little one happy, she would learn. One of her vines brushed at Liz' nose, eliciting a tiny sneeze from inside her chest. Not for the first or last time that day, Phaeophyta smiled. Then she stood, pushed the cilantro and green onions into the soup, grabbed a steaming platter of rice and two bowls from the compiler, and prepared to wake her floret up. Dinner was served.

[siffrin-brainrot]

The Champion of the Universe, who has yet to find his goal in life

[rxttenfish]

it's me. i'm the sole monster prom fan left. let me tell you about my alternate miranda design. you don't have a choice it's all we've got.

[despairforme]

Okay, but why the fuck isn't he being prioritized?

[kirbybaker-the-alch]

Hey guys terraria is 50% off (5 dolalrs!!!) on steam, irs my facorite game ever and is so cheap for how much good stuff it offers that genuinely if you have even a passing intrest I reccomend you pick it up now!!!