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[inkandclaw]

This is my DnD Character Sheet set the Swashbuckler, it comes in two different colours and this pretty ghost-blue one is only available for purchase on my website. Inkandclaw.ca I make and sell DnD Character sheets and other digital items. You can check them out on my etsy inkandclaw.etsy.com or on my website which has exclusive deals and better pricing inkandclaw.ca

[bitethetablet]

i think i’m bad at being a kid

[fangvandaddy]

So I am a semi-new DM

And we started playing Curse of Strahd today. Noted, it was the first time I have ever run a module. I usually run homebrew oneshots and mini-campaigns, but I have to say I am already incredibly excited for this. 

My party is a band of three humans (a wizard, a druid, and a cleric), a hill dwarf druid, and a lizard folk monk fighter multiclass. And, they all chose to make their characters LGBTQ men. Not a single straight guy, or female in the bunch. 

First session in and I have already given the ex-dictator lizard four bottles of free wine, the greasy wizard has two new books of spells and a sticky black cursed orb, the dwarf nearly had a panic attack several times but came out of Lady Morwen’s house with several books on elves, oh and my lovely cleric has a bag full of jewels. That...they rolled incredibly low insight on what it is made of. He thinks it’s gold. 

Lady Morwen’s head of security, a butch lesbian NPC  my party immediately fell in love with took them to the Vistani encampment that was just outside Daggerford. The ex-dictator lizard was half tempted to agree to drink some of their liquor, but the cleric stopped him, claiming that they “needed to see the others drink from it first”. They eventually did agree to speak with Madam Eva, though there were several sad groans about the fact they couldn’t commit arson and burn down the wagons of the Vistani. 

Too bad they convinced Nick, their beloved NPC, to make sure they made it safely to Madame Eva. 

[momgothic]

player: so what level are we starting at?

dm: you will not be needing a level. you are a blob

me, thinking he’s joking: you are not being helpful

player: ???

player: but.....character?

dm: you are, and i cannot stress this enough, a flesh blob

players, scared: okay???

[parrahdocks]

Dnd Asmr preformed by each class

Artificer- steampunk and potion tool noises

Barbarian- yells and decks the mic

Bard- plays instrument

Cleric- prays

Druid- nature noises

Fighter- cuts the mic in half

Monk- Hums into the mic, like meditation

Paladin- reads his holy law book

Ranger- pulls on bowstring

Rogue- no one can hear the fucker

Sorcerer- magical humming sounds

Warlock- creepy eldritch sounds

Wizard- reads his spellbook

[baeuwuxian]

Preview of a project that has been a long time coming... #HeroesNeverDie #Overwatch #DnDthings #dicebag #RoleplayingDice #SquirrelySewing

[grandmasterxion]

#magicitem for #worldbuilding in a #homebrew #setting

#dnd #rpg #dndhomebrew #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #grandmasterxion #dungeonmaster #5e #dungeons #dm #dms #dndthings #dice #pathfinder #dnd5e #ttrpg

[doribuki]

and sssspeaking of dndthings, @rontra is homebrewing a really fucking intricate and delicious mystery/amnesia game-esque.......game. 

veiled girl is my bitch grazie the benevolent, @jaublogging is playing armor’d lesbian Unstoppable Summer, and our npc buddy is tide, controlled by the dm. two nuns and a lesbian walk into a dungeon and use a rat corpse as a crayon to solve puzzles because they’re all baby.

[spiceandrose]

Get ready, because pins are being added to the shop! Hand drawn and customizable, pick the color that best matches your wardrobe or your dice! D&D pins are live now! #dndthings #nerdchic #rollwithit

[divinesoupsorcerer]

Don’t date your DM cause when they plan the next session and you hear their maniacal laugh you will want to immediately want to end your relationship in fear of your character.

[parrahdocks]

Nothing like crit failing a knife throw to save a friend..... and hitting the friend

[baeuwuxian]

Welp... I'm gonna die... #DnDthings #RIPNirnaeth

[kelins]

Dragon Scale Egg and Pewter rose 24" Necklace for the Geek, Nerd, SciFi, Medieval, Fantasy, & Movie Lover

[mydndgroupcampaign-blog-blog]

Chapter 1.4, When Battle Finds Them

    Grizz was attacked, instantly, by the blinding glare of the sun. Light-headed and dehydrated beyond belief, he just fell face-first from the cart in a dizzy stupor. Landing upon the dented remains of a man crushed by metal, Grizz found himself unable to decide whether or not to move. Eventually, he rolled over onto his back, and bathed in the sun's blinding glory. Snatching a bottle from the air itself, Grizz removed the cork and drowned himself in a sea of alcohol.

    Still drinking, he rose to observe the battle raging about him. He released the bottle from his mouth, which dropped precariously towards the ground before vanishing as easily as it appeared. An armored soldier came before him:

    “Hey, you! get back in there where it’s safe. We don’t want you to get hu-”

   The man was propelled backwards many feet, and landed painfully in the dirt. With his left hand still extended from where he pushed the soldier, Grizz snatched the bottle and once again returned it to it’s rightful place, in between his lips. Raising his head to the sky, Grizz took a long, hands-free drink as he walked forward nonchalantly in the direction of the random person before him. The soldier rose and made to move forward, shouting his last words angrily:

    “We are on trying to keep you s-”

    Before Grizz’s bottle swung from his right hand, leaving an ark of liquid behind it, into the raged face of the man before him. The bottle shattered upon impact with the man’s skull, sending him flying from the force. The man was killed on impact, and the shattered remains of the bottle, and the alcoholic splatter that erupted forth from it, disappeared into non-existence.

    Grizz turned to walk into the midst of the conflict, bottle in hand. He stepped upon the plated remains of the fallen soldier, and the metal crumpled under some hidden weight. The fighting was everywhere.

[baeuwuxian]

I did not want to fight... i was jist going to stomp out away... but nope... we are fighting high level rogues... rogues that did 70 points of damage on one hit... #DnDthings

[baeuwuxian]

i made @gingerlasscosplay a Dorian themed dice bag for Christmas... i question my sanity but it turned out AMAZING!! #dragonage #dorianpavus #DnDthings #roleplaying #dicebag