#does anyone else like those little baby food cheerio things

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

uhhhh whatever this is

some nose poem (1980s?) - shel silverstein

"morbius"

submitted by @snagglepussmybeloved

[myhockeyworld87]

Nervous Regrets -Tyler Seguin - Part 14

Word Count: 5259

POV: Tyler

Warning: Smut, smut and more smut. NSFW, cursing

Notes: As promised here is part 14. Currently working on 15 as well as some additional requests; so may be a bit longer for installment 15. Hope you guys enjoy! Peace, Love and Hugs!!

It had to be a dream. Your eyes were still closed, and your mind couldn’t quite comprehend what was happening; but there was definitely a hand around your cock, sliding up and down. Which is why you knew you had to still be asleep. It had been months since anyone else’s hand, besides your own had elicited such pleasure from you. Oh, you’d dreamed of the time when you and (Y/N) would finally be intimate again, it was what got you through those long months alone; but with everything that had happened in the last few weeks, sex wasn’t really an option.

 The hand was now joined by a mouth, that just sucked on the head; a tongue swirling around it. It was so realistic. It almost wanted to make you open your eyes and check to see if someone was there; but then you didn’t want the dream to be over. The mouth swallowed more of your cock, while the tongue pressed up against the underside; it was exactly how you liked it. Your hips thrust involuntarily and a moan escaped your mouth; yet still you didn’t open your eyes. This time the mouth fully engulfs your dick, and it feels delicious; until it slides all the way back up to the tip. It doesn’t take long for your dream lover to deep throat you again, this time humming as she takes you inside her warm moist cavern. The vibration feels amazing on your stiff member, but it’s the hum that has you fluttering your eyes open.

Blinking rapidly you tried to clear your sleep fog brain, as you processed what was happening. Eventually, you saw (Y/N)’s head come into focus; bobbing up and down on your cock as she gave you what could only be described as the best blow job of your life. You ran your hands through her hair, and her eyes looked up at you; yet her mouth never stopped its ministrations. She smiled around your stiff member; as you grinned at her.

 Her hand skated up and down your thigh, finally reaching up and cupping your balls; giving them a gentle squeeze. You almost exploded right then and there; unable to stop your hips as they lifted up into her mouth. She kept her lips closed and bobbed up and down your throbbing cock rapidly; you could feel it twitch and knew you were close to cumming. You pulled (Y/N) off your rod, sliding her up the length of your body. She was frowning, so you kissed her, as you reached down to her pussy. She was soaking wet. Adjusting your bodies, you had her straddle you; then pushed your cock deep inside her. She moaned into your mouth, and you swallowed her cry.

 Her body started to rock against you, as she pushed herself into an upright position. It gave you the chance to admire her full breasts. (Y/N) always had the most perfect tits, but now with the baby growing; you noticed a subtle change in them as well. Her nipples looked darker and bigger; and when you tweaked them, she moaned in ecstasy.  Cupping them in your hands, you could feel that they’d become larger and the weight of them a bit heavier. They were sheer perfection, just like the woman who was riding up and down on your cock. As your thumb ran back and forth across her peaked nipples, she tossed her head back; pleasure written all over her face.

 Her nails sank into your chest, as she rode you faster and faster; hips gyrating down on you. You knew you weren’t going to last much longer; so, gliding your hand over her newly formed bump, you found her little nub and started to rub there. She started to pant, which had you thrusting deeply into her. Applying a little more pressure to her clit, you saw her fly off the edge into orgasm. Your free hand grabbed her hip, and she grinded her quivering pussy down on your cock. With a few short thrust you followed her, your own release hitting you like a freight train; as squirts of hot cum shot inside her.

 She collapsed on top of you, her body spent from the intense orgasm she’d just experienced; yours was no better. Softly you caressed her back, running your hands through her long locks as your hand moved up and down her body. You kissed her temple, while your cock went flaccid still inside her. Her breathing started to even out; and vaguely you wondered if she’d fallen asleep; until she made an attempt to roll off you. You tightened your grip, not ready to separate your bodies just yet. Propping her hands on your chest, she leaned her head there, eyes searching your face. “I’m gonna crush you.” It was the words you said to her only hours ago.

 “I like feeling you on top of me.” Echoing the words, she said back to you at the time; stretching your lips up to kiss hers. “I just want to stay like this for hours.”

 “Ty, we’ve been in this bed for hours.”

 “Mmmm…what’s your point?”

 “We should probably let the dogs out, and well…I’m hungry.” As if to emphasize the point, her stomach growled loudly. She giggled at the sound. “Your child is hungry.”

 Playfully you smacked her bottom, “well I guess feeding my babies is more important, than this.” You thrust your hips a little, and unwillingly she moaned. “So, what do want to eat?”

 “Pancakes!”

 Turning your head, you checked the time on the clock. “You want pancakes for dinner?”

 “Well, I don’t; the baby does.”

 A burst of laughter bubbled up your chest; and you chuckled at her answer. “MmmHmm the baby huh? Alright princess, let’s go make you two some pancakes.” Gently you extracted your semi erect member from her warm pussy; both of you whimpering at the loss of contact. Getting off the bed, you searched for your boxer briefs; grabbing a t-shirt for (Y/N) to throw on in the process. She rose from the mattress, then opened the doors, practically being attacked by the dogs. “Easy guys” you bent, scratching their heads. “I know you’re hungry too, but don’t hurt your mom.”

 “Ty, they’re fine. They won’t jump on me. It’s weird I know, but I feel like they know I’m pregnant or something.” She knelt down beside Cash, nuzzling the big black pup. “This guy especially, he doesn’t leave me alone. Do you buddy?” Cash licked the side of her neck, showing his mom some love.

 You walked over to the two of them. “Hey bud, that’s my woman you’re making out with.” You then scooped (Y/N) up into your arms; she screamed as you caught her off guard, which made Cash start barking at you. His growls in turn made the other two join in; all three dogs acting as if you were hurting (Y/N). “Boys, Sit!” you commanded them, yet they paid you no mind. “What the hell?”

 “See I told you. They know something’s up. They won’t even listen to you.”

 “Well then you tell them to be quiet.” The dogs continued barking at you, Gerry even going so far as to bare his teeth at you.

 “Put me down once.” Gently, you set (Y/N) back on her feet; yet not letting her go. “Guys, it’s ok. It’s just your dad. He just scared me.” She bent at the waist petting them all, as she spoke softly to them; they all quieted down immediately.

 “Well damn! I see how it is around here. You love her more, huh?” Reaching down you scratched each one behind their ears. “Hmmm, well that’s ok. Cause I love her more too.” (Y/N) shook her head and just snickered at you. “Come on, let’s go feed all of you.” This time, instead of snatching (Y/N) up in your arms; you kept your arms around her midsection as you half waddled, half walked out to the kitchen.

 Before she could move out of your embrace, you planted a kiss on the side of her neck. “Mmmm…you feed the dogs; I’ll start the pancakes. Do you want some bacon or sausage with them?”

  “I doubt we have any of that here.” Normally you ate breakfast at the arena with the team, and (Y/N) was more the bowl of Cheerios type; so, it wasn’t as if you kept a ton of breakfast food on hand.

 “I bought both when I went to the store this weekend. So, bacon or sausage?”

 “Who took you to the store?”

 “I know it’s a novel idea, but I drove myself.” She chuckled at you. “If you’re not going to pick, I’m just making bacon.”

 “When did you get cleared to drive?”

 She popped the bacon in the air fryer. “Ummm...Friday. Same day the doctor cleared me for…sex. I thought I mentioned that.”

 “Nope, you didn’t tell me either of those things. I would’ve remembered that.” Filling the dog bowls, you set them in front of the three pups; all of them waiting patiently. “Ok, go.”

 “Sorry, it must be pregnancy brain. Anyhow, I was cleared for all normal activity, including driving; and well obviously the other.” She was whisking the ingredients for the pancakes, reaching up and grabbing for the sugar; giving you a perfect view of her bare butt. All you could think about was taking her back to bed and resuming those normal activities with her.

 Sneaking up behind her, you encircled her waist and pressed your body against her; resting your chin on her shoulder. “Maybe we should go back to the bedroom and make sure everything is…still working properly.”

 “Ty, stop. I’m hungry.”

 “Mmmm me too baby.” You started nibbling on her neck, lifting the hem of the shirt she was wearing.

 She turned in your arms, kissing you quickly on the lips; before she tapped you on the nose with her whisk, getting batter on you. “After we eat, you horn dog.”

 “You got batter on me.” You dipped your finger in the bowl and smeared some on her cheek.

 “Hey!” She protested as you dabbed the other side of her face. “You know, I would dump this whole bowl over your head right now, if I wasn’t so hungry.” Instead she grabbed an egg and smashed it on your head.

 “Why you little…” she scampered away, hiding on the opposite side of the island; laughing hysterically. “Oh, you better run.”

 Hands sprawled on the counter, you made to move right; as she countered it. She circled around, the two of you exchanging places as she deftly avoided you. You faked left, which fooled her completely; in three long strides you had her in your arms. She squealed as you lifted her in your arms, carrying her back over to where her bowl of pancake batter was. “No Ty don’t.” She was yelling and laughing at the same time. Grabbing two eggs from the container, you brought them up and cracked them over her head, returning the favor. The goo was all in her hair and started running down her eyes; yet she was laughing the whole time. She turned in your arms, a high flush on her cheeks. “God you are so beautiful right now.” Leaning down you kissed her, egg goo and all.

 She broke the kiss before it could get heated. “I can’t see a damn thing.” Laughing as she tried to wipe the egg off her.

 Grabbing a kitchen towel, you began to wipe her eyes clear. “I think we both need a shower.” Once her eyes were clear you handed the towel off to her and grabbed one for yourself.

 “Well you’re right about that, but I’m totally eating first.”

 “Babe, we’re disgusting. If we shower together, we’ll be much quicker.” You wiggled your eyebrows suggestively at her.

 “Oh yeah, like that’s going to be quicker.” Ever since you’d came home and she’d jumped in your arms; you couldn’t keep your hands off her. Was it so bad that you wanted her naked writhing underneath your body again; or in this case naked in the shower while you took her from behind? Fuck you were hard just thinking about it. “What happened to my baby weight gaining trainer?”

 “He took a small vacation; his substitute has been completely sexually deprived for months and wants to make up for lost time.” Grabbing her hips, you rocked the hard length of your cock, against her.

 “Mmmm,” she moaned and you knew she was halfway ready to walk into that shower with you; then her stomach growled. You immediately felt guilty for depriving both her and the baby of food. “If you let me eat, I promise to fuck your brains out afterward.”

 You both burst into a fit of laughter. “Alright. Only if you promise to be thorough.”

 She held out her pinky, “Pinky promise.” Locking your pinky with hers, you bent and kissed her hard on the lips. “Good thing pancakes are quick to make.” She wiped some more goo off her face, then started to heat the gridle. You collected the plates and syrup; setting everything on the counter for the breakfast/dinner you were going to have. “Ty, how may pancakes do you want?”

 “None, but I’ll eat four because you’re making me eat food; instead of what I want to really eat.”

 “You have to clean your plate up before you can have dessert you know.” (Y/N) jiggled her ass at you.

 “Oh, I’ll clean you up good baby.”

 She turned and looked at you, spatula in hand, her cheeks turning a becoming shade of pink. “I’m gonna hold you to that one Seguin.” Turning back around she finished the pancakes, plopping 4 on your plate. Throwing a couple more on for herself, she then went and got the bacon out. You were halfway done with your meal when she finally sat down beside you. So, it was easy to just slide your hand up and down her thigh; slowly working towards her pussy. She tilted her head over at you, as she finished pouring syrup on the hotcakes. She took a forkful and brought it to her mouth seductively, sucking on the fork as she slowly pulled it out of her mouth. “Mmmmm.” You were already rock hard for her, but the sound combined with her suggestive manners, had your cock jerking to attention.

 She continued to tempt you; with each tantalizing bite she took. Finally, she finished everything on her plate. She clutched the wrist that had been slowly rubbing her thigh, while she ate. Taking your finger, she slid it around the sticky syrup left on your plate; then brought it to her mouth, where she sucked it clean. She popped the digit out of her mouth and you thought you’d almost cum in your boxers. “Clean up time,” she announced; then made a move to pick up the plates.

 Catching her wrist easily, you told her; “We need cleaned up first.” Scooping her up in your arms, you carried her off to the bathroom; only setting her down to turn on the shower.

 She was looking in the mirror as the water warmed. “Oh my god, we’re a complete mess.” Her hands were trying to comb through the dried egg in her hair.

 Chuckling at her, you turned her body; “Which is why we’re showering.” Lifting the hem of her shirt you pulled it off of her; throwing it over with your boxers that you’d already discarded. Taking her hand, you drew her into the hot and steamy shower; letting the water flow over your bodies. Ripples of water cascaded over her; and you couldn’t take your eyes off her. Picking up the shampoo bottle you poured some in your hands and began cleaning her long luxurious locks; watching the bubbles slide down her shoulders, trailing your fingers after them. Her back was pressed against your chest, and you cupped her breasts; massaging them as the soap rinsed out of her hair. She sighed as you took your fingers and rolled her nipples. Taking the soap, you continued to wash her body; letting your hands roam all over her.

 After a few minutes she turned to face you, “Your turn.” She returned the favor, washing your body; then shampooing your hair. Going up on her toes, she kissed you deeply. Your tongues entwining as the kiss got more heated. (Y/N) glided her hands across your slick chest, skating down to your cock; where she started to stroke you. Reaching down you delved your fingers into her pussy folds; rubbing her clit in slow circles, causing her to moan. Crouching down, you lifted her left leg and wrapped it around your waist; as your cock entered her. Her hands went up around your neck to push you deeper inside her. Leaning her back against the shower wall, you started to thrust into her. “Harder, Ty.” The water was rushing over the two of you; as your dick slid in and out of her.

 Your hands held onto her slippery hips; the water making it difficult to hold onto her. Her legs slipped from around your waist, causing your rod to slip out of her. “Babe, turn around.” She did as you instructed, bending at the waist and bracing herself on the tiled shower seat; as you slid your cock back into her. “Damn (Y/N) you feel so good.” She pushed back against you; taking you deep inside her pussy. Reaching around her you let your fingers wander to her clit, so you could rub the little nub.

 “Yes, Tyler….yes.” She set your body on fire, and you continued pumping furiously into her. You weren’t going to last long after all the teasing you’d both done while eating dinner; yet you wanted this to be good for her. Applying more pressure to her sweet little nub, you felt your balls tense up; as your climax started. You caressed her clit between your fingers, and felt her pussy quiver around your cock. It pushed you over the edge; as you thrust into her one last time, shooting your cum into her. She was trembling as you continued to work her pussy; her legs shaking uncontrollably with the force of her orgasm. Your hand tightened around her waist as you felt her body collapse, arms and legs giving out on her.

 Setting down on the shower bench, you cradled her in your lap; both of you still panting hard, as water sprayed all around you. “You ok princess?” She nodded her head unable to speak still; her breathing still labored. “I know babe that was incredible.” Your hand stroked up and down her back, soothing her until her body started to relax. Reaching over you turned off the water, pressing kisses to (Y/N)’s head. It seemed like only yesterday you were facing a life without her; now here you were holding her in your arms after having made love to her three times today. You had to be the luckiest man on earth.

 Lifting her up, you carried her out of the shower. “I can stand Ty.” You weren’t one hundred percent sure about that, so you gently placed her on the vanity stool; then grabbed some towels for you both. Wrapping the cloth around you; you went over and started to dry (Y/N). She was still trembling slightly, as she murmured. “It was just so intense. I can’t decide if it’s because it’s been so long or being pregnant.” A strange look must have crossed your face for she kept going. “I mean…sex with you was always great; this is just…. well, more amazing.”

 “I know babe. I can’t keep my hands off of you.” She grabbed her robe off the hook in the bathroom, and wrapped it around her; still looking a little shaky. “Are you sure you’re ok babe?”

 “Yeah, I feel fantastic. I was just going to go clean the kitchen up.”

 “Leave it, we’ll get it in the morning. I just want to go cuddle in bed with you.” You tugged on her, drawing her out of the bathroom and over to the bed.

 “But it’s such a mess Ty.”

 “So, it’ll still be there when we get up in the morning. Besides the cleaning lady comes tomorrow anyhow to get stuff ready for the move. Just get in bed and I’ll be back as soon as I let the dogs out.” Walking out of the room, you hoped she would listen to you and be in bed when you came back. The dogs made quick work outside, then followed you into the bedroom; jumping up on the bed with (Y/N). She had the covers pulled around her, but nothing else on; and even though you’d just blown your load not twenty minutes ago, your cock sprang to life. She needed to rest, so you tamped down your lusty thoughts and crawled into bed with her; bring her close to your chest. “So, want to watch Game of Thrones or did you finish season three without me?”

 “No, I didn’t watch it without you; you know I wouldn’t do that. I think we only have like two episodes left though; so, yeah put that on.”

 Flipping on the popular HBO series, you snuggled up against (Y/N). She was tracing the tattoo on your left arm, the one you had done for your family; softly running her nail along each year. It made you realize you wanted to do something for her and the baby once it was born; though you weren’t ready to tell her that yet. Instead you kissed her head, inhaling her sweet scent. “I love you (Y/N).”

 She glanced away from the television to look up at you; “I love you too.” Her lips came up to meet yours in a tender kiss. You let your hands rub up and down her back, as she lay her head back down on your chest. You were almost through the first episode, when you heard her grimace in pain.

 “Babe, are you ok?” She moved over to her side of the bed, rubbing her stomach. Panic set in immediately. “(Y/N), baby talk to me.”

 “I…it just feels funny, Ty. I don’t know.”

 “Is it the baby?” you could hear the terror in your voice. She threw the covers off, you assumed checking for blood; blessedly there wasn’t any. “I think we should go to the hospital.”

 “I don’t know maybe? I just feel kind of achy. It’s not super painful or anything, but what if something is wrong. Then again what if it’s nothing at all; I’ll feel stupid going to the ER if they tell me it’s indigestion or something.” It didn’t matter to you what the hell they thought; if she or the baby were in danger, you were going to the emergency room as soon as possible. You were halfway out of bed, getting ready to throw on some clothes, when she said; “Maybe I should call my mom, or yours, or even Melissa; or didn’t you say you told Bishop? I could call Andrea and talk to her, I mean she did just go through this.”

 “I think that would just be a waste of time and we should just go to the hospital.” She obviously wasn’t thinking clearly, and you needed to do it for her.

 “Please Ty, just let me talk to one of them first. I can barely feel it now.” She was grabbing your hand, trying to keep you from getting off the bed.

 “Fine, call one of them but then we’re going to ER.” She grabbed her phone and scrolled through the numbers, debating on who to call. In the end she settled on her sister-in-law, not wanting to cause either of your moms undo stress. “Put her on speaker.”

 “Hey (Y/N)” Melissa’s cheerful voice came through the phone. “How are things going?”

“Hey Lis, it’s ok. Well not really. I have a pregnancy question.”

 “Sure (Y/NN), I’ll try to help anyway I can.”

 “Well, we were just laying here and I feel kind of achy; kind of like a cramp but I’m not completely sure. I checked and there’s no blood or anything. Do you think I should be worried and go to the hospital or could it just be gas or something?” (Y/N)’s voice tried to sound calm, yet you could hear a slight tremble in it.

 “Ok well first thing, don’t panic; cramping can happen all the time, for a bunch of different reasons. Did you eat something weird, or lift something you shouldn’t have?” Melissa’s voice was trying to be very reassuring, but at the moment it wasn’t helping you at all.

 “Well we had pancakes and bacon for dinner if you call that unusual; and I didn’t lift anything today.”

 “Have you been stressed or done anything….strenuous?”

 You could tell, with that question something dawned in (Y/N)’s mind; but for the life of you, you couldn’t think of what it was. “Well…umm…we did have sex a couple of times today.” She blushed a little at her confession. “It’s the first time since I’ve been pregnant.”

 “Oh I see.” Melissa paused letting this knowledge sink in. “Ok what I’m gonna say next might sound strange, but was your orgasm like super intense.”

 This time you blushed at her words. “Umm…well…yeah. I mean like nothing I’ve ever experienced before.”

 Melissa chuckled then, “I don’t think you have anything to worry about. Do it kind of feel like when you used to get your period?”

 “Yes, that’s exactly how I would say they felt. Actually now that we’re talking about it, I don’t feel them anymore.”

 “Yeah then it’s totally from the orgasms; I used to get them all the time when I was pregnant. Especially if I had multiple orgasms, they seemed to happen more often then. They usually don’t last long, if they do, then you should definitely go to the doctor. I mean you should probably at least call in the morning and double check; but as long as they go away and there’s no bleeding, I wouldn’t rush off to the ER. Try taking a warm bath, or changing the way your sitting; that can help a lot when they happen. Oh and drink plenty of water; I know you don’t want to hear that as you’ll be going to the bathroom every five minutes.”

 “You’re a godsend Melissa. I’m sure you’re right. Like I said I don’t even feel them anymore, but I will definitely call the doctor in the morning. I don’t know what I’d do without you. I definitely couldn’t have this conversation with my mom.” You started to relax a bit, knowing that (Y/N) wasn’t cramping anymore.

 Melissa laughed, “No, I’m sure you don’t want to talk about your sex life with your mom. You know you can call me anytime and ask me anything. I told you that when you were here.”

 “I know and thank you so much. You are a lifesaver.”

 “Anytime (Y/N), well unless there’s anything else, I better get back and save your brother. He was being conned into another bedtime story when I left. He’s such a pushover with those two.” Her words put an image in your head; a vision of you and your soon to be little one curled up at your side, as you read them a story before bed. It warmed your heart.

 “Awww, give my little munchkins a kiss from me; and I suppose my brother too. I’m sorry for bugging you, but thanks again. Lov ya Lis.”

 “Love you too (Y/NN). Talk to you soon.” With that she hung up the phone.

 “I know you said you feel better, but I still think we should go to the ER.” You were still worried about (Y/N).

 “Ty, I feel fine right now. I promise. The doctor did tell me awhile ago that sometimes cramping is normal. I’ll call in the morning and talk to the doctor, I swear.”

 You were conflicted, torn between trusting (Y/N) and needing to hear from a professional she was fine; you supposed this was what fatherhood was all about. “Ok, we won’t go; but if you start having those pains again, I don’t want to hear any arguments from you.”

 “Agreed. Now come here and cuddle me, I’m freezing.” She’d never crawled back under the covers after she originally threw them off to check for bleeding. Scooting closer to her, you enveloped her in your arms; leaning back against the pillows so that you were both comfortable. (Y/N) turned back on the show.

 About, five minutes later; you looked down at her. “How do you feel?”

 “I’m good hun, I promise.”

 “Melissa said you should drink water. I’ll go grab you one.” You moved to get out of bed, when she latched onto you.

 “Tyler, I’m fine. Please just watch the show.”

 She snuggled back into your embrace; her breathing nice and even, as she continued watching the show. You however couldn’t seem to concentrate on anything but her; you had no clue how the episode ended. Before she could turn on the next one, you were asking; “Need me to get you something?”

 “No, I’m fine.”

 “Well I need a water; I’ll grab you one too.” The fact that you weren’t even thirsty was something she didn’t need to know. You hurried out to the kitchen and grabbed two bottles; taking them back to bed. Opening one, you handed it to (Y/N) to drink. She took a few sips, before placing it on the nightstand. “Why don’t you drink a little more?”

 She eyed you, skeptically; yet grabbed the bottle and took a few healthy swigs. “Ty, I feel perfectly fine. I know it’s hard for you to know that, and I’m sorry I scared you before; but please trust me, I would never put our baby in jeopardy.” You knew she was telling you the truth, and you tried to relax.

 “I know you wouldn’t babe. I’m sorry I’m just being a little over protective. I’d like to say that it won’t happen again, but it’s probably going to happen a lot.”

 She came over and kissed you on the lips. “I love that you’re protective of us. I might not always show that, but I really do.” She took your hands and placed them over her tummy. “Hi baby, it’s your mommy. Do you know how lucky you are? You’re going to have the best dad in the whole wide world. He loves you so much.”

 You quickly chimed in, “and so does mommy. So be good in there, until it’s time to come out and daddy will buy you anything you want.”

 “Are you bribing our child already?”

 “I will do whatever I have to. Even if it means buying him or her a puppy.” The dogs picked their heads up looking over at you. “Dad is just kidding guys, there will be no p-u-p-p-y. Besides that’s not a gift for the baby, that’s a gift for you.”

 “It would be a family gift, but no d-o-g for now.” You pressed a kiss on her head, finally feeling better about everything. “Alright let’s finish this season.” Switching the show back on, though both of you fell asleep not even twenty minutes into it; where you dreamed of a house full of kids, dogs and (Y/N) by your side.

[benmyjet]

Rewind (Lucy Boynton x Reader Fic)

Pairing: Lucy Boynton x Reader (modern university time frame)

Word Count: 1.5K

Summary: Despite your pre-existing judgement, you find yourself being pulled towards your new neighbor.

AN: Hi!! This is my first fic ever and I plan for it to be a multi-chapter one! This first part is just more of an expose of reader and lucy’s relationship, you’ll see more of their dynamic (and angst 😈) in the next chapter 🥂I’m baby and a beginner so please let me know your thoughts and ways to improve!

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Coming back home from the first year of uni was like entering the real world after 12 years of solitary confinement. Fresh food from a stove rather than a water heated metal dish. A plush queen bed with natural daylight from your room to prick your eyelids rather than the squeaky twin size mattress that you find yourself waking on top of after the boys down the hall set off the smoke alarms for vaping. Again… 

Perhaps the only con to coming back home was all the old retired foggies that surround you. It was refreshing but lonesome after living among the hoards of young adults that don’t know what to do with their lives. Not to mind though, it was sound sleeping for you without any loud music.

“Y/N!” Your mother calls from downstairs.

“Y/N!”

With the exception of your mother.

You roll off your bed. Glancing in the glass reflection of a picture frame, you don’t look too hot. Your skin greasy from sleep and the acne creams that you applied the night before. 

“What mum?” You drawled as you plopped down the stairs, sitting on the last step

“Look! The new family who bought the house is moving in. They hauled three bookcases out the truck already.” 

Out of the passenger side of the truck popped out a girl with mid length brownish hair. Her frame quickly ducking out of view so she could enter the house.

Your mother continues“She seems like your age, you think she’s from your university?” 

You peer again trying to get a glimpse. Her hair now tied sloppily in a bun as she picks up one of the boxes. You peer down to see an all girls college shirt covering her whole frame. Mary Scott University.

It may have been just your own prejudice or your jealousy of someone so effortlessly beautiful but you didn’t see any hope in the new girl on the street. 

“Jesus Christ” you glance at your mom

“What?”

“She goes to that all girls school—“

“It’s not a bad school Y/N, your dad’s cousin went there-“

“And look where she ended up! She dropped out of dentistry school and is making jewelry for a living!”

“Y/N, don’t judge people so quickly, how do you even make friends in school?”

Annoyed, you bulged your eyes out. In a normal school not an all girls school where they wait til marriage for someone to sexually awaken them.. you thought.

You take one last look at the new movers and retreat to your bedroom. Under the covers you can only find yourself thinking about the new girl.

~~~~*~~~~

The next day your mom calls you down again with more gusto and a sweeter tone.

Interesting… Only until you can hear an unfamiliar voice downstairs you assume there could be some visitors. 

“Yeah, hold on!” You yell out as you try to fix your appearance. You tie your hair up and pull down your night shorts from under your large shirt.

You walk across the catwalk to see below your mom talking to the new girl on the front porch.

She was dressed in a racer back tank top and athletic shorts with a tennis racket bag strapped to one shoulder.

Shit shit shit shit shit!

Your first impression isn’t gonna be strong or even on the same level of confidence that she exudes. Her sweet smile shows off her pristine white teeth. Damn, when was the last time you did a whitening strip?

Her gaze finds yours and you start to feel your hands clam up a little.

Her bright eyes beam and cheeks lift up . “Hi! I’m Lucy!” she says with a small wave 

Your lingering gaze on the way her top hugs her waist is cut short from your mother.

“Y/N, could you walk Lucy to the tennis courts?“

The tennis courts were the first thing that anyone could see when they entered the neighborhood. Right next to the clubhouse and playground adjoined to it. Not too hard to find. But with your mother’s hard smile and urging eyes, you can tell she wanted to make a good impression.

“Uh yeah! Sure let me just-”

“Please don’t go out wearing that.”

“I know ma- I’m gonna go change-”

“Wear something nice—”

“I got it!”

As you see Lucy smile a little bit, you give a flash a teeth before you dash up the stairs in a frenzy to find anything cute. A whole tennis outfit at noon, God she really is Mary Scott material... You suffice for a college T and jean shorts as everything else was either sweaty and stained. You pick off the toothpaste stain on your shirt the best you can before you run downstairs , hearing your mom drawl how you’re not as active as you were before.

“Okay mom you can stop talking about how I’m a glob of fat now.”

Your mother’s eyes narrow at the toothpaste stain and as she raises her hands to examine it you swat it away

You glance at Lucy and give her a big grin “Okay, let’s go!”

~~~~*~~~~

As you both walk out of your front yard to the trail to the recreation area you turn to Lucy.

“So it’s Lucy? Right?”

She grins, “Yeah, and is it Y/N? Am I saying that right?”

“Yeah! You’re good.”

She cocks her head to your shirt. You suddenly feel more aware of the toothpaste stain. 

“So.. you go to Baker’s?

“Yeah! Are you in uni yet?”

“Yeah, I go to Mary Scotts.”

“Kind far from here isn’t it?”

“We used to live a bit further, like 5 hours away so I’m happy for some closer storage for all my college shit.”

Thank fucking god! You curse! I don’t have to watch my tongue.

You and Lucy continue to cycle about and discuss normal college student ice breakers. Despite what you thought, all girls college doesn’t seem that bad, There’s a mix of students in Mary Scott’s area with the other universities nearby. 

“So what’s fun around here?” Lucy asks “Besides the elusive tennis courts you’re taking me to.”

You begin to say something but close your mouth and furrow your brows in deep thought. Lucy chuckles as you draw your mouth in a thin line.

“Honestly… I can’t really say. Most of the neighborhood is just older people, but even when I had friends around we just drove around spending money on food. Was it the same where you used to live?”

“ Not really. We lived more out of the suburbs and I had a few friends around. We mostly just sat around my attic and gossiped”

“Gossiping is the universal binding for all teenagers with nothing to do”

Lucy gave a small chuckle to that and you both fell into silence. You start to overthink what you just said. 

Does she think I’m some vapid image obsessed person? Does she think I’m boring? Ffffuckkk Y/N why do you have to be so weird- Your thinking is interrupted as you reach the courts and Lucy turns to you

“Do you.. uhm do you wanna play with me? I was just planning to practice against the wall but I brought my other racket. Not that this was my plan all along ! But that I sometimes bring two just to kinda feel it out until I’m in a groove or whatever…”

Ahh so she’s nervous too. 

“Nah I understand and yeah! But just to warn you I have ZERO hand-eye coordination.”

Lucy smiles and pulls off a corded hair tie from her wrist and hands it to you, “Do you wanna tie up your hair?” 

You smile and nod and flip your head upside down to gather your strands together between the cords. 

After 10 minutes of playing tennis, only one round ending in a very successful back and forth, you both sat down on the court together rolling the ball back and forth with your rackets. 

 Lucy laughed at your jokes and you laughed at hers. With each time you mention the becomings of an inside joke you see her eyes crinkle and a full toothed smile emerge from her face. 

“Have you moved in completely?”, you ask.

“No, not really, like I still have my clothes to fold and books to organiz-”

“ ...and you came out here to play tennis?”

She rolled her eyes and grinned “ I have all summer to move in” 

“ and then move back in for university” you pause for a moment “Do you need any help? I’m very experienced with placing books upright and folding fabric into 4 sided shapes”

Lucy turns and lifts her brows, “ I don’t know in my house we can only fold our linens into 7 sided heptagons… but I suppose we can use your lifting for the piles of books we have”

She glances at your arms.

“Put those arms to work”

You scrunch your face together and glance between her and your arms. 

“Okay! I get it! So you have all summer to move in and I have all summer to build up my guns.”

Lucy face turns to worry “Oh no! I didn’t mean it like that, you have nice arms Y/N that’s what I am trying to say”

“Aw, well these babies only come out when I’m picking up like Cheerios from my floor. And after failing to hit your throws for like 2 hours.”

“Yeah you really weren’t lying about coordination”

“Hey! I can do other things”

“Elaborate?” 

You begin to speak with confidence but it falters as you can’t seem to find anything worth bragging about. Until...

“You know what, I’ll show you, whenever you want at your house”

“Okay,” Lucy pauses “are you doing anything tomorrow”

“Might be busy with another girl from Mary Scott university beating my ass in tennis but I’ll push her aside just for you” 

Lucy scoffs “ Okay, so maybe 12?”

“That’s when I wake up”

“1?”

“You know let me just give you my number and you give me a wake up call.”

“God, you are true Baker’s material.”

 Seeing as the sky was turning pink, you and Lucy returned to your street, earning a few bug bites on the way back.

“Welp, it was nice to meet you Lucy, I’ll see you later”

You reach your arm out for a hand shake.

But Lucy’s arm invited you into a small hug, a distance between both your chests. You were a little stunned, but wrapped your arms around her anyways. Lucy parted first, with a “Bye Y/N” and a small smile. You couldn’t quite place the small jump in your stomach when she said your name. Turning around you walked back into your house, hoping she’ll remember to call you tomorrow.

~~~~*~~~~

AN: ty for reading and let me know your thoughts! I’ll be posting the next part in two days!

[sweeetmonstrosity]

Little Beans

Summary: In which family night doesn’t end the way anyone expects.

Pairing: Steve Rogers x Pregnant!reader

Warnings: Simply fluff.

Square(s) Filled: Falling in love

Word Count: 1788

Link: AO3

A/N: This here is for Maya’s ( @prettyyoungtragedy ) 10k writing challenge! My prompt was “Shooting someone because they made you spill your Cheerios is still attempted murder!”  And this fills a square on my @star-spangled-bingo card also! 

You were miserable. Being 7 months pregnant with a super soldier’s baby was really draining sometimes. It didn’t help that there were two tiny beans - that took after their father – growing inside you. They were depending on you to help keep them as healthy as possible while trying not to murder the man-children known as their uncles at the compound.

The ‘normal’ symptoms of being pregnant didn’t bother you. Morning sickness happened maybe twice your entire pregnancy. You didn’t really get the ‘strange cravings’ you always heard about like pickles and chunky peanut butter or ice cream with anchovies. You just got into wanting normal snacks and were extremely possessive over them.

Last month you were on a Cheez-its kick. One night you were in the common room watching a tv show with Wanda when you heard the rustle of the bag. Immediately, you knew it was your snacks for your babies and someone else was eating them. You didn’t think anything of the small yelp that was heard, all you knew was you needed those crackers.

“Y/N, sweetheart, I’m gonna need you to let go before you break my finger.”

Hearing your husband is when you noticed you were now in front of him with his fingers bent at an unnatural angle. Immediately you let go of his hand and began apologizing to him. But because you panicked a bit that you had broken his finger, your husband sent you to the room. “The babies and my girl need all rest they can get. Now, go. I’ll be there in a minute.”

Of course, you listened, but it being a Friday night, meant it was family night. Which also meant you were only allowed to lay down for about an hour before you were politely carried out of your room for game time. Which is what lead to “TCAA” which stood for the cheerio assassination attempt.

You hadn’t eaten dinner because nothing sounded good, so while everyone was playing some game Sam was teaching Steve and Bucky you grabbed the last of your Cheerios. “Y/N, sweetheart, come in here after you get your cereal. I need your help!” You could hear Steve call out from the common room.

Once you’re sitting next to him on the couch Sam wins the game and the boys get up and move to the open space behind the couches. While you were eating your cereal, the man-children started making bets about whose skills are the best, which is never good during game nights. That didn’t bother you though, everyone knew to leave you alone when you were eating, so you were perfectly fine with what they were doing. However, you did notice that they kept getting – unintentionally – closer to where you and Steve were sitting.

That’s when the disaster of the TCAA began.

You stood up because you were having little pains in your stomach– which you figured out fairly quickly were contractions – when Pietro and Sam had run behind you and Steve while Clint was shooting at them trying to prove his aim was best. However, instead of hitting either of them, Clint’s practice arrow had hit your bowl and cracked it spilling your precious cereal all over the floor. The crash of the bowl hitting the floor cause time to still and when it resumed all hell had broken loose.

When you heard your bowl crash to the floor, instinct had you pulling Nat’s gun out from the bookshelf and take a step forward. When the glass crunched under your foot that’s when everyone noticed the gun in your hand. But before anyone could register anything other than that, you had pulled the trigger, twice.

After pulling the trigger you looked away from your targets and you noticed Tony was standing in front of you. His nanotech Iron Man hands were on and he had both bullets in his palm and you stared at him wide eyed with your mouth slightly open.

That’s when your husband finally snapped back into the moment and walked over to you. “Doll? Why? Why did you shoot at them?” He inquired and stared at you in disbelief.

You furrowed your brows and rubbed your stomach when a sharp pain hit, “they shot my cheerios, Stevie. That was all I had left, a-and they made me spill them.” You could feel your eyes begin to water and sniffled softly as the pains began to happen every couple of minutes. Looking up at Steve, once the pain leveled out for a minute, you could see he was slightly worried. You knew pulling a gun out wasn’t the right thing to do, obviously. It was just cereal, but it was the only thing you felt like eating at the moment. The only thing you felt you could keep down with the pain lingering around in your stomach.

“Shooting someone because they made you spill your Cheerios is still attempted murder!” Steve chided and when you gasped out, he didn’t think anything of it, yet. Something happened but you weren’t exactly sure what is was just yet. The one thing you knew for sure was you felt weird.

“I know Stevie. It was wrong, I know that! They shouldn’t of – oh shit.” You look down to the floor and freeze. Your husband doesn’t notice you cut yourself off and keeps on with his rant. Ranting about how shooting teammates isn’t the nice thing to do and how food isn’t ever a thing to fight over. When you finally grip the fact that you were going into labor, you looked up at him you felt your heart swell with pride. Because in that same moment in which your water broke and he was ‘disciplining’ you for shooting at the team, you knew saw he was going to be a damn good father.

Your husband paused in his rant long enough to notice you were digging your nails into Bucky’s arm and doing your Lamaze breathing. He looked behind you to see Tony had your hospital bags in hand while on the phone with Pepper. “Y/N? What’s wrong? Tony, why the hell do you have the baby’s bags?” He blurts out question after question and you nod at Bucky to cover his mouth while you sit for a second.

“Stevie, I need you to calm the hell down. Alright?” Bucky finally interrupted Steve’s questioning.

“If it’s really that complicated to understand Steve, your wife’s water just broke. The Rogers’ twins are coming, we need to get Y/N to the hospital.”

Steve looked terrified for a split second and you calmly called out his name and watched as he switched right into protective ‘daddy’ mode and jumped into action. He got you to the car, gave Happy the instructions of how to get to the hospital and told the rest of the team where to wait, and you were off.

Once you were at the hospital, things moved quickly. It was a surprise to even the doctors and nurses how quickly your body got ready to deliver your twins but there was no stopping labor once it started. Within six hours of arriving at the hospital you were left with a little boy and a little girl in your arms.

These small tiny little beans were a product of yours and your husband’s love. Holding them in your arms, you felt your heart overflow with love for your two little beans. You knew the exact moment your husband love for them grew a million times over.

Watching your husband fawn over your babies made your heart soar. It was such an overwhelming sight to watch his entire being light up like the fourth of July with love for the twins. Doing the mother-baby skin to skin contact, you couldn’t help but coo at them. This was such a surreal moment of having them in your arms. You let Steve do his father-baby skin to skin to let him have his bonding time before the troops came in to visit.

“Y/N? Do we have to let everyone come in, sweetheart? Can’t they just wait to see them until we get back home?” Steve whined at you. You laughed softly trying not to wake the babies and shook your head. “Babe, their family. If you don’t go get them, they will destroy the hospital trying to find our room.” Rolling his eyes he kisses the twins and you then leaves to find where the team is waiting.

After about 10 minutes, he returns shaking his head and smiling at you. Slowly following in behind Steve, you hear the arguments begin of who gets first dibs on holding them and what they are going to be called when the twins get older. You smile brightly at Pepper as he shushes everyone and walks over next to you while everyone else crowds the room. She brushes a finger over your baby girls’ cheek and coos at her while Tony does the same with your little man. Looking around the room, seeing everyone’s eager faces Steve announces you both have picked out the twins god-parents.

“So, for their god-parents, we picked Bucky as their godfather and Pepper as their godmother.” You watch as Tony lights up like a star and you know he takes that as he is honorary godfather too.

Letting everyone get a chance to hold the babies, listening to them comment on how adorable they are and who they look like right now, you wait for the question. No one had known the names you picked out for the twins, just you and Steve did. Finally, Vision asks, “What are the little human’s names?”

Steve leans down and kisses your forehead and nods at you to let everyone know. You smile and happily exclaim, “here our little boy is Steven Grant Rogers Junior. And over here is baby girl is Sarah Rebecca Rogers.”

You look over to Bucky and see his eyes slightly mist over and notice as he holds Sarah a little closer to his chest. Looking around to see everyone had a bit of misty eyes, as they were talking about all the different things they can’t wait to teach them. From fighting to shooting to archery and building things. Watching everyone interact with the twins and talking about the future, that was the second you knew you and your husband weren’t the only ones who had fallen deeper in love with the babies.

No one was fighting against the feelings in the atmosphere. In fact, everyone was embracing everything that was going on.

The entirety of the Avengers had fallen in love and the world would come to know, no harm would ever come near the Rogers’ twins.

[nostalgiaispeace]

685.

If I were to yell at you right now, what would you do? yell back. Do you empathize with people often? yes. kinda comes with my job. Which do you prefer, Iced Tea or Fruit Punch? tea. Have you ever been stung by a bee? yeah Did you read Where The Wild Things Are when you were little? i believe i did. Did you ever had one of those cash register toys? i think so. Do you have a collage of family pictures somewhere in your house? maybe?

How many wooden spoons are in your household? none Has anyone ever thrown a cup of liquid on you? as a joke lol Have you ever faked sick at school just to go home? in like middle school. Do you always watch something on tv on your home sick days? yes Can you recommend me a book, right now? The Sun is Also a Star. Are any of your siblings friends like family to you? no Do you prefer colouring with crayons or coloured pencils? crayons Do you watch the SuperBowl because you like football? i don’t watch it. Are you sick of all of these people trying to find love on VH1? i didn’t know that was a thing. Did you ever watch Beauty and the Geek? no Do you enjoy cleaning? no Have you read any of Ellen Hopkins’ books? yessssss Do you even like to read? yessssssssss If your house was on fire, what would you save? Lily, Scarlet’s urn, my harry potter books, my stuffed frog and stuffed harry potter doll. Have you ever pretended to have a good time for the sake of someone else? no Are you good at understanding baby talk? no What wouldn’t you want anybody to steal? everything? What was the last movie that you saw in the theaters? Fantastic Beasts lol Have you ever gotten your clothes mixed up with your mum’s? no Do you share clothes with your friends? no Who was the last person/thing to lick you? My cat. Have you ever read one of those PostSecret books? no Can you pat your head and rub your tummy at the same time? no Have you ever changed a babies diaper? yeah Did you have many baby dolls when you were little? i think so Have you ever kept a diary? many Is there always a supply of KoolAid in your fridge? no What is your favorite show on Nick At Nite? none If you had the chance to live anywhere in Europe, where would it be? England. Do you have a favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle? no Are you good at drawing self portraits? no Do you think that you’re good at riddles? No. Trix or Cheerios? cheerios How often do you wear sunglasses? never Can you do a hand stand? not a good one If you could, you would go to the moon? no Think of a random number. What number did you think of? 3 Do you do puzzles often? no Where do you buy a lot of your shoes? i don’t buy shoes like ever.. How cold is it right now? cold enough to fucking snow Do you wear any rings or anything daily? yes Do you have blonde hair? no Do you like candy canes? yes Waiting for anything? no Hearts or stars? stars Do you have brown eyes? yes Would you ever name your child Brooklyn? probably not Do you like the number 3? yes Do you like the color green? no Do you wear ear muffs often? no Do you get grounded? no When was the last time your heart really raced? last time i had bad anxiety...so at work dealing with a shit coworker. How many letters is your middle name? 6 When was the last time you prayed? that’s between me and my God. Where is your cell phone right now? my left. How many pictures of yourself do you have on your phone? i have many of me and other people. Do you ever subconsciously trace words on your leg when you’re thinking? no Do you have any American Girl dolls in your house? no Which Internet browser do you use? firefox. Which is your least favorite fruit? i’m allergic to almost all fruit so i hate the ones i’m allergic to because they’re mean... How about your least favorite vegetable? all of them really. Do you have any shows that you watch online? all of them really. Have you ever gotten in trouble at school for wearing revealing clothes? no Have you ever seriously thought about getting plastic surgery? no Do you prefer your Jeans normal or ripped? normal Have you ever actually woken up screaming because of a nightmare? no. just crying and panicking. Did you personally know anyone who’s committed suicide? No. Thick hair or thin hair: which is better? thick Now which type of hair do you have? thin

How many people in your family have blue eyes? a fair few Which language do you think is the easiest to learn? not sure What’s the longest you’ve ever been on an airplane? dunno Do you have any siblings in college right now? no Do you ever shop at American Eagle? no Where’s your favorite place to buy jeans? hot topic Do you like high-waisted shorts? yes Do you like the people you work with? mostly. Are your nails painted? no How many times have you been pulled over? a few times. When is the last time you ordered pizza? Oscar night i believe Do you have either an Avers or a Pizza Express where you live? don’t think so? What is the best birthday present you’ve ever been given? not sure Have you seen Divergent? yes Have you watched Breaking Bad? no Do you need to sleep with a fan? yes Do you like button-down long sleeve shirts? yeah Do you have a Michael Kors bag? no Does your job require you to do paperwork? yes Do you like your handwriting? don’t care Do you work with someone who has a crush on you? no What was the last thing you watched on YouTube? don’t remember When was the last time you laughed and why? Fantastic Beasts. because this movie is precious. How long do you think you could go without listening to music? a while Is the above sport your favorite sport? what How late did you stay up last night? i think noon When did you wake up? 530pm Are you ready for children? no Do you have any bruises right now? no What about scars? Yes. When was the last time you wore makeup? rn Do you think makeup on guys is freaky or sexy? it’s whatever How big is your house? not sure. decent size? Do you have a nice yard? i live in an apartment Do you like spicy foods? yes Do you prefer sour or sweet? sweet i guess What are you craving right now? cheese Are you currently in your house? Yes. Do people ever compliment your eyes? Yes. Do they compliment your hair? yes Do you laugh at extremely corny jokes? yeah Can you make eye contact with your crushes? obviously Do you find it hard to cry sometimes? no Do you like pickles? i can’t decide Do you prefer ketchup or mustard? mustard What color pants are you wearing? red and white Do you own any crazy socks? yeah sure Do you wear your heart on your sleeve? sure How many pairs of sunglasses do you own? none What’s your favorite pair look like? Brand? n/a Have you ever purposely ignored someone you actually liked, a lot? i tired. didn’t work...i married him. What were your school colors? red and blue i think What was your school’s mascot? a Chief Do you listen to any foreign music? no Skirt or shorts? shorts Do you snowboard in the winter? no Who’d you last hug? Matt When’s the last time you posed for a picture? #selfiesunday Have you ever been skating? Yeah. Are you obsessed with clothes? no When’s the last time you held a flower? dunno Do you wear headbands a lot? no Who do you claim as a sister? my sister.... Do you like Bath & Body Works? not really... Do you ever play volleyball? No. Who makes you melt? Lana Del Rey Has one of your friends ever tried to ‘hook you up?’ probably not Do you use Snapchat? Who did you last send a snap to? rarely. Sarah. Who did you first see live in concert? Miley Cyrus...willingly. sigh.

How far away is the closest store to your home? Big Lots Does your toilet paper have a scent or design? no When was the last time you took a taxi and why? 2015; to get home from the airport. What was the last thing you paid for with cash? a soda. Who did you last see in person? Matthew How many times have you moved? a lot Are you ticklish, and where? yes...like everywhere Were you born in a hospital, or elsewhere? Hospital. Does it snow where you live? unfortunately How many people live in your city/town? a lot?

[gleefail]

Glee Memories: 1x9 Wheels

A long, long time ago, as Glee was approaching graduation in Season 3, I found myself nostalgic with some rare free time on my hands. So I decided to rewatch the series from the beginning and jot down some memories, discrepancies that have arisen since, fave quotes, tally solos - all that good stuff, strictly for shits and giggles.

8 years later (eek!) and once more I find myself with an unexpected abundance of free time. With so many revisiting or being newly introduced to the show between binge watching during Quarantine and all the tragedy that has surrounded the show since it went off the air, I figured I’d finish what I started. And by finish, I mean go through the end of S3. Cause I truly cannot acknowledge what happened after that. Except for 5B.

Kicking this off by reposting the first 15 episodes I already went through. Enjoy!

1x9 Wheels I haven’t addressed yet that this voice-over “Here’s what you missed on Glee” guy is different…will be interesting to see when they changed it.

um…when did Kurt tell everyone that he was gay? Didn’t he only come out to Mercedes and his dad so far? I definitely missed that on Glee

Holy crap. I forgot about this Cheerios jump rope number.

This is when I started not liking S1 Quinn. When she started being just plain mean to Finn even as she lied to him about the baby being his. Uncalled for. Although her calling out that he’s a peabrain is hella-necessary.

Figgins can’t pay for a bus for Artie to get to sectionals. Understandable? Is that like, legal?

Makes total sense that Sue has boosters that provide funds for traveling etc. Doesn’t make sense that the Glee club never started music boosters….not to me anyways.

Will’s right. In high school, some of the best trips were rides to other schools for volleyball games and showchoir competitions together. Although that almost always involved people mooning out the back window. And getting to third base under letterman jackets. Just my school? Anyone else?

Aw…Tina is looking at Artie from afar…not necessarily romantically…concerned? Whatever the reason, it’s cute.

Aw, Kurt’s so excited about Defying Gravity

let the record show, Mr. Schue just handed a solo to Rachel for a competition for the first time ever. But not the last. Don’t get me started.

“Don’t worry. We’ll find something for you to…dip in chocolate” Two things: 1. Yes you will. And his name is Sam Evans. (’wanky’). 2. No, you won’t Mr. Schue. No. You. Won’t. #oops

“I mean, bake sales are kind of bourgee” “So hip people stopped eating delicious, sugary treats?” “It’s not that, it’s that most of us don’t know how to bake. I find recipes confusing.” I love every moment of this exchange. And

Britany’s officially not all there now. :) Yaaaay!

Aw, poor Artie and the peer pressure of having to say he doesn’t mind when he’s clearly hurt by people he thinks are his friends. Poor guy.

It really does impress me how Kevin McHale manages to completely lose use of his legs. Even when he’s boppin in his wheelchair. I don’t think I could do it.

Jenna Ushkowitz is flat out adorable laughing at her lunch table in slow motion.

Aw Tina. These original members really do all have a lil special place in my heart. Before RIB screwed most of them over.

Ruh roh, I know that look. Mr. Schue is getting an idea watching Artie jamming around in his wheelchair…

Why is Kurt wearing a gangsta bandana on his head?

“But I’m happy to have you try out something else, Kurt. And I’ll make sure it’s got a killer high note” No. No, you won’t Schue. Ugh. Three seasons of empty promises and he won Teacher of the Year? Riiiight.

“Well, you’re irritating most of the time but…don’t take that personally”

“Preach!” Yes!!! There’s the Artie I know and love! It makes me giggle more seeing moments like this knowing he asks Amber to show him how to do it, lol.

hahahahaha – Finn just got hit in the back of the head with someone’s baseball bat! Rachel just got her lunch spilled all over her! Oh, happiness.

“it’s what I have left of my pool cleaning money. After I bought dip and numchucks” 

Quinn is so pretty in regular clothes with her hair down in season one. I would buy that THIS is the girl everyone wants to be. She’s totes that popular, bitchy girl who has everything.

“It would be pretty awesome if it came out with a Mohawk”

Aw, this food fight is still so cute. I feel like we haven’t seen Quinn laugh like that since until she was going up that ramp with Artie cheering her on. So cute.

“It’s not about a guy, is it? Cause…I’m not ready to have that conversation.” “At least you don’t have to worry about me getting someone pregnant” snicker snicker. True dat.

“You sing like a girl – in a good way”

So…yeah, they were doing Defying Gravity for Sectionals…what happened to that?

FIRST APPEARANCE OF LAUREN ZIZES!!!

Ugh. So stupid Rachel is complaining about having to audition for a solo. It’s showchoir. You should have to audition for EVERY solo and anyone who wants to can. …but it’s Glee

“We all know I’m more popular than Rachel – and I dress better than her…”

“Your right hand, Britany” *Santana whispers to her “it’s this one”* Yup. Not all there. There’s mah girl!

I love that instead of saying “I promise to vote for whoever sings the song better”, Mercedes blatantly says to Kurt “I promise to vote FOR YOU” with a big smile. I love Kurtcedes. Have I said that yet?

“Maybe one of these days you’ll find a way to create teaching moments without ruining my life.” Oh he will Rachel. He’ll just ruin everyone else’s.

“Those are what I call ‘lazy makers’”

Figgins is making Sue hold auditions to replace Quinn on the Cheerios. How do they not try out in the first place?

“and as soon as a cheerleader rolls herself out onto the field in a wheelchair she becomes decidedly less effective at cheering people up. It’s just a fact.”

“Stop attacking me. I’m sick of it” I like this Finn. Where did he come from? And where did he go?

I never ever ever realized that that was Kurt auditioning for the Cheerios with a baton. OMG!

haha, also never realized that the “freak” did the splits and clearly landed on his junk but tried to play it like he was fine. HAAAAA!

“Becky, I’m gonna stop you right there. You’re in.” YAY!

“I’m just saying, she has a point; you are kind of an idiot.” Truth.com, Puck.

“It’s just like you, with your stutter” Tina’s reaction said it all. “But I wanna be very clear: I still have the use of my penis.” HAAAAAAA!!! And Artie’s “why did I say that?!” look afterwards. Golden.

Kurt warming up to a high F while Burt gets the “your son’s a fag” phone call. So damn sad.

“Sometimes I just…I wish your mom was still around, y’know?” Aw, Burt. So happy you’ll find Carol.

“I don’t wanna win out of charity. I wanna win the solo because it’s right for the club. I really think that the judges at Sectionals will find a female version of Defying Gravity much more accessible.” Lies and manipulation and selfishness of Rachel Berry. And it begins.

“People just don’t like me.” “Yeah, you might wanna work on that” Yup. You might, Rachel. Too bad ya never really did unless it was to benefit you. hahaha, Puck put a lil pot in the cupcakes. I totally forgot about that. omg. There’s a loooot of flannel in that lunch room. What is that about?

Haha. Puck buying pot from Sandy. “The doctor said the shark fractured my spinal cord.” “This is why I don’t go to the aquarium.”

Sue’s mean don’t discriminate because of handicap, gender, religion, or sexual preference.

“You think this is hard? Try auditioning for Baywatch and being told they’re going in a different direction. THAT was hard.” Truth.

“Oh, I bully everyone, William. That’s the way I roll”

First official Diva-off!! I remember I soooo wanted Kurt to win, but it was all over his face that something was up ever since Burt told him about that phone call.

First sacrifice for Rachel Berry. Go.

Even back then when I liked Rachel Berry, I didn’t like her singing this song. I think my dislike of her started right around here. Like “who does she think she is, trying to sing this song better than Idina, when she knows damn well, coming from Broadway, who Idina is!?” that was me, lol. My point is I still don’t like her on this song. It has a special place in my heart and I need more of a powerhouse on it, and someone whose soul I can hear when they sing it, not just trying to sing pretty.

“’It’ is a ‘she’.” That’s a cute moment. :)

Ok. Ohhhhh boy. Finn got a job by pretending to be handicapped and stuck in a wheelchair. But wasn’t it Finn that 2 seasons later berates Quinn for not announcing that she’s improved to now be able to stand/walk to get votes for Prom Queen? I just…I refrain from comment. It’ll get ugly.

Aw, Artie is donating the money to get a ramp put in the auditorium instead of using it to get a bus to go to Sectionals with everyone. Way to take one for the team, Artie. He’s a good guy.

Sue donated the $600 to rent the bus for Sectionals. Aw. I knew something was up at that point. Lies. I knew something was up when she told Will “You don’t know the FIRST thing about me.”

Aw, Jean. This relationship was so sweet.

AWWWWW – Artie’s face after Tina kisses him!!!

Aw. Artie’s face after Tina admits that she’s faking her stutter. :(

“I’m sorry now you get to be normal and I’m gonna be stuck in this chair for the rest of my life. And that’s not something I can fake.” Aw, man. So sad.

“I’m just saying that I love you more than I love being a star.” Oh Kurt. You little angel.

Ok. There are no words for how I felt when I found out Glee was doing Proud Mary. Here’s the thing: Me and my theatre friends always go to karaoke and take turns singing this song. And then the rest of us kinda flash mob it and rush the stage once the tempo picks up in synchronized back-up dancing. And it’s the highlight of our night and the best tradition when we can get everyone together to do it. Once people came up and asked if we were some group of performers that the bar hired to come do it. It’s soooo much fun. It has such a special place in my heart. I do it now for warm-ups with my high school kids when we need to unwind. And I always use this Glee version. Cause I loves Amber Riley and Kevin McHale and Jenna Ushkowitz on it. Things like this are what make me sad that Glee-ers are graduating more than missing the show itself or the writing; the memories made along the way. And the things like this that just make me smile.

Lol, one of my friends loved the duplicity of them singing this. Cause it was ‘rollin’ for Artie and ‘Mary’ for Kurt. He was gay, so I guess he was allowed to say things like that cause he owned it, lol.

This number is so effing awesome. And the costumes and hair are super cute.

I love the behind the scenes of this where Cory talks about when Amber fell out of her wheelchair and he just heard a crash followed  by incessant laughing. SOLOS: Artie (2), Rachel (1), Kurt (1), Mercedes (1), Tina (1)

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327- Since U Been Gone

If I were to yell at you right now, what would you do? I don’t know Do you empathize with people often? Yeah. Which do you prefer, Iced Tea or Fruit Punch? Iced tea Have you ever been stung by a bee? No Did you read Where The Wild Things Are when you were little? Yes Did you ever had one of those cash register toys? Yes Do you have a collage of family pictures somewhere in your house? Nope.

How many wooden spoons are in your household? None. Are you excited to go back to school? Done with school Has anyone ever thrown a cup of liquid on you? No Have you ever faked sick at school just to go home? Probably LOL Do you always watch something on tv on your home sick days? I’m not in school Can you recommend me a book, right now? No. Are any of your siblings friends like family to you? N/A Do you prefer colouring with crayons or coloured pencils? Colored pencils. Do you watch the SuperBowl because you like football? I hate football and don’t watch it Are you sick of all of these people trying to find love on VH1? Yes Did you ever watch Beauty and the Geek? No Do you enjoy cleaning? No Have you read any of Ellen Hopkins’ books? No Do you even like to read? Yes If your house was on fire, what would you save? My dog Have you ever pretended to have a good time for the sake of someone else? Yes. Are you good at understanding baby talk? I guess What wouldn’t you want anybody to steal? anything What was the last movie that you saw in the theaters? Den of Thieves Have you ever gotten your clothes mixed up with your mum’s? Yes lol Do you share clothes with your friends? No Who was the last person/thing to lick you? my dog Have you ever read one of those PostSecret books? No. Can you pat your head and rub your tummy at the same time? Yes Have you ever changed a babies diaper? Nope. Did you have many baby dolls when you were little? Yeah Have you ever kept a diary? Yes. Is there always a supply of KoolAid in your fridge? No What is your favorite show on Nick At Nite? No idea what they even show anymore If you had the chance to live anywhere in Europe, where would it be? Scotland Do you have a favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle? Michaelangelo!!! Are you good at drawing self portraits? Never tried Do you think that you’re good at riddles? No. Trix or Cheerios? cheerios How often do you wear sunglasses? Not often. Can you do a hand stand? No If you could, you would go to the moon? No Think of a random number. What number did you think of? 5 Do you do puzzles often? No. Where do you buy a lot of your shoes? Depends mostly at a shop over here How cold is it right now? cold. It’s snowing Do you wear any rings or anything daily? Nope. Do you have blonde hair? some...need to dye it red again Do you like candy canes? Yes Waiting for anything? Yeah. Hearts or stars? Hearts. Do you have brown eyes? Yes Would you ever name your child Brooklyn? Nah. Do you like the number 3? No. Do you like the color green? Yeah Do you wear ear muffs often? I don’t have them Do you get grounded? No. I’m 34 When was the last time your heart really raced? Thursday How many letters is your middle name? 5 When was the last time you prayed? Last night Where is your cell phone right now? next to me How many pictures of yourself do you have on your phone? No idea. Do you ever subconsciously trace words on your leg when you’re thinking? Yeah Do you have any American Girl dolls in your house? No. Which Internet browser do you use? chrome Which is your least favorite fruit? pineapple I guess How about your least favorite vegetable? PEAS. Do you have any shows that you watch online? stranger things!!! Have you ever gotten in trouble at school for wearing revealing clothes? No Have you ever seriously thought about getting plastic surgery? No Do you prefer your Jeans normal or ripped? ripped Have you ever actually woken up screaming because of a nightmare? No. Did you personally know anyone who’s committed suicide? Yes Thick hair or thin hair: which is better? I dont know

Now which type of hair do you have? THICK. and hate it How many people in your family have blue eyes? None Which language do you think is the easiest to learn? I don’t know What’s the longest you’ve ever been on an airplane? never been on a plain. Do you have any siblings in college right now? N/A Do you ever shop at American Eagle? No Where’s your favorite place to buy jeans? Marshalls Do you like high-waisted shorts? No Do you like the people you work with? I work by myself Are your nails painted? No How many times have you been pulled over? Zero. When is the last time you ordered pizza? Ages ago Do you have either an Avers or a Pizza Express where you live? No. What is the best birthday present you’ve ever been given? ticket to see The Tenderloins at MSG Have you seen Divergent? Yes Have you watched Breaking Bad? No Do you need to sleep with a fan? when it’s warm Do you like button-down long sleeve shirts? Yeah. Do you have a Michael Kors bag? No Does your job require you to do paperwork? No. Do you like your handwriting? Yeah Do you work with someone who has a crush on you? Nope What was the last thing you watched on YouTube? I don’t remember. When was the last time you laughed and why? now my dog being funny How long do you think you could go without listening to music? Not long

Is the above sport your favorite sport? Huh How late did you stay up last night? 2 am When did you wake up? 9am Are you ready for children? Yes

Do you have any bruises right now? No What about scars? Yes. When was the last time you wore makeup? Thursday Do you think makeup on guys is freaky or sexy? Sexy How big is your house? it’s an apartment Do you have a nice yard? no yard Do you like spicy foods? Yes Do you prefer sour or sweet? both What are you craving right now? nothing Are you currently in your house? Yes. Do people ever compliment your eyes? Yes. Do they compliment your hair? Yeah Do you laugh at extremely corny jokes? Yes Can you make eye contact with your crushes? Yes. Do you find it hard to cry sometimes? No Do you like pickles? Yes Do you prefer ketchup or mustard? mustarrd What grade did you get on your last test? No ideait’s been so long What color pants are you wearing? camouflage!!!  Do you own any crazy socks? No Do you wear your heart on your sleeve? I guess How many pairs of sunglasses do you own? 1 What’s your favorite pair look like? Brand? Just one pair  Have you ever purposely ignored someone you actually liked, a lot? No What are your school colors? N/A What’s your school’s mascot? N/A Do you listen to any foreign music? No

Skirt or shorts? Skirt Do you snowboard in the winter? No Who’d you last hug? MURR!!!! When’s the last time you posed for a picture? Thursday Have you ever been skating? Yeah. I’m a former figure skater Are you obsessed with clothes? No When’s the last time you held a flower? No idea Do you wear headbands a lot? No. Who do you claim as a sister? No one. Do you like Bath & Body Works? Yeah Do you ever play volleyball? back in schoo lfor gym Who makes you melt? Well it’s been Murr now HAHA Has one of your friends ever tried to ‘hook you up?’ my cousin set me up on a blind date once..Horrible experience LOL Do you use Snapchat? Who did you last send a snap to? Rarely Who did you first see live in concert? New Kids On The Block How far away is the closest store to your home? few blocks away Does your toilet paper have a scent or design? No. When was the last time you took a taxi and why? years ago What was the last thing you paid for with cash? lunch. Who did you last see in person? my mom. How many times have you moved? 3 Are you ticklish, and where? Yeah, everywhere. Were you born in a hospital, or elsewhere? Hospital. Does it snow where you live? It’s snowing now How many people live in your city/town? No idea it’s NYC

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It’s been a while since I did a monthly update, so I figured it was time to bring you all up to date with my favourite little human and what she’s been up to over the last few months!

So, little girl is 16 months old! It’s crazy to me that in just two months, she will be a year and a half. When we go to Florida in December, she will turn two years old. It absolutely blows my mind how time flies, especially with both me and Amy working now.

My little blue eyed girl still has blue eyes. Sometimes they are really blue and other times they look a little more grey, but they are definitely sticking with the blue. Her hair is still blonde although it does seem to be darkening, and it is definitely curly. There still isn’t a whole lot of it, but at the moment it seems to get thicker by the day! Eden is heading quickly into size 18-24 month clothing at the moment, although she still fits nicely into the vast majority of her 12-18 month clothing. Her little legs are no more, as she seems to have shot up over the last month or so and really got taller. I haven’t actually measured, so I’m not completely sure how tall she actually is. I have a feeling she is going to be tall like me though. She’s a size five shoe as far as we know, but we’ll be getting her measured again soon.

She is walking like a complete pro and gets faster and faster every day! Nowadays, she wants to spend less and less time in the buggy and more time walking or on her trike. We use reins when we’re out and about as she still doesn’t really listen to us in terms of dangers, so we’re working hard on that. I’m not the biggest fan in the world of reins, but if they help keep her safe then that’s more important than any opinion on the matter! Plus, she gets faster every day. It’s to the point now where you can look away for one second and she’s at the other end of the garden or climbing a toy. Unfortunately we managed to lose her Trunki ToddlePak, which was our favourite, so we will have to come by another one of those. In the mean time it’s Little Life Backpack time…

Eden is turning into a toddler. She has mini tantrums where she just loses her mind . They’ve been fun to deal with! We try to follow “gentle parenting” as much as possible and they are as new to us as they are to her, so at the moment we’re working on our approach. Talking to her does seem to help. She’s not old enough to properly tell us what’s wrong, but I think she appreciates the empathy. I try to remember that we are her safe space, so whenever she is being a total moo we keep that in mind. She’s learning to be a human – it must be pretty confusing and filled with emotion! But, on the flip side of the tantrums is the lovely, sociable behaviour. She chats to other children – nothing sensical but chats all the same. If you ask her for a cuddle or a kiss, nine times out of ten you get one. She loves to talk to anyone and everyone and we are often told what a lovely little one she is – that makes me proud.

As far as language goes, hers seems to be coming on leaps and bounds at the moment. The latest thing she has learnt is “no”, which is all kinds of fun as it always seems to come in groups of about twenty and is usually shouted! She says “doggy”, “pusscat” and “duck”. Any bird is a duck and most furry things are doggies – which is also usually shrieked at the top of her lungs. She also says “mummy”, “mama”, “baba”(her great grandma), “nana” and sometimes “grandad.” Amy also taught her “bye see you soon!”, which is the most adorable thing. Most of the time she just says “bye” with a wave. She says “hi” and will point and say “baby” if she sees a baby. She tells us “juice” if she wants some water and “naaaana” if she wants a banana. Some of the time she will answer “yes” (With or without a nod) or “no” to questions, but it depends on the question. She can also name “Skye” from Paw Patrol and says “minmouse” for Minnie Mouse, and sometimes Mickey depending how feminine he is looking that day. She also has an Anna (from Frozen) doll who she calls “Anna/Nanna”  and a bear who she calls “Bear”. If you ask her for her shoes, she will go and get them (sometimes saying shoeshoeshoe) and the same if you ask for certain teddy bears or toys.  She often brings us the phone too as she wants to Facetime with either Amy’s sister or my sister. She literally will not give up until she gets her phonecall! Also, if you say “one” and ask her what comes next, she tells you “two” and holds two fingers up.

Her favourite toys at the moment are her Talking Puppy, her Skye toy and her Fairy Coupe. She also loved her shopping trolley (Kids, right?) and her Rainforest Activity Centre thingy. At the moment it’s all about anything that either has lots of buttons to press, interactive activity or things she can run around with or climb on. She still loves to watch Mickey Mouse Clubhouse and Doc McStuffins, but her absolute favourite at the moment is Paw Patrol. She actually sits and watches things now too, rather than just dancing to the theme tune and then getting on with whatever she was doing. Finally, she has started taking a real interest in books. Often, she will go and get a book and bring it to Amy and I to read. Whether she sticks around to listen is another story, but I love that she’s taking an interest. I’ve always loved to read, so I hope she is like that too. The park is one of her favourite things as she loves to climb, go down the slide and run.

Food wise, Eden still eats just about anything you put in front of her. She usually has a banana, cheerios or some sort of fruit puree (or a combination of all the above) for breakfast, sandwiches for lunch with a yoghurt for dessert, followed by a mid afternoon snack and then a smaller portion of whatever we have for dinner. She loves spaghetti, chicken, Kiddylicious veggie straws, Kiddylicious Splashed Rice Cakes and bananas. Sweetcorn, cucumber and tomato are her favourite veggies but she genuinely will give anything you put in front of her a try. She wants to share anything that anyone else is eating, which occasionally leads to me taking cake up to the bathroom with me – ahem! We love going to restaurants like Pizza Hut and Harvester as Eden will happily fill up on the salad bar! She still has about 10oz of whole milk before bed and sometimes some milk during the day too, but its definitely all about the food nowadays!

I love this age. I really do. I love interacting with her and watching her develop her personality. At the moment she seems to change every day and pick up new things. There was one time that I said “shit” when I dropped something and she spent the next few days repeating it! Needless to say we ignored that and she stopped saying it because she got no reaction from us for saying it. Hilariously, though, she was using it in context! You can definitely see that she is a toddler now. Gone are the baby face and the babble and it’s been replaced with a face that looks like a little girl and babble that often contains actual words used in the right place. She often makes decisions, shoes us what she wants or lets us know how she feels about something and that is awesome.

I’ll update on little miss again soon. Until then, enjoy these pictures!

You can also follow us on Facebook and on Instagram if you fancy a bit of daily Eden goodness! I post new pictures most days because I just love photographing her!

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aRequested by @whimsy-by-joja : Hey, got any wine suggestions for irish stew? I am not really into beer.

1. Are you named after someone?

Kinda? I am named after the book Christy and the Beatles song Michelle.

2. When was the last time you cried?

Um…last week..saw something disturbing on the net.

3. Do you like your handwriting?

 NO! and neither does anyone else, cause they can’t read it. lol

 4. What is your favorite lunch meat?

turkey

5. Do you have kids?

Yep. Two boys Pray for me! One is a tween going on 35.

 6. If you were another person, would you be friends with you?

I think so.

7. Do you use sarcasm?

Yes..and  a morbid twisted sense of humor

 8. Do you still have your tonsils?

I do and I even have 2 baby teeth still.

 9. Would you bungee jump?

Are you crazy!?

 10. What is your favorite kind of cereal?

Cheerios .

 11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?

Only if I am planning to put them back on soon.

 12. Do you think you’re a strong person?

Depends.  If someone needs me or a something needs to be done, then yeah I am. If it comes to my own emotions and bad habits..I have little self control; I am not strong at all in that sense.

 13. What is your favorite ice cream?

Dark Rich Fudgy Chocolate

 14. What is the first thing you notice about people?

Their facial expression and body language.

 15. What is the least favorite physical thing you like about yourself?

Besides dissatisfaction with my weight (ain’t most people ) It would be my smile. I look like I am grimacing or immense pain.

16. What color pants and shoes are you wearing now?

‘jama pants and house shoes with pom poms

 17. What are you listening to right now?

Sponge Bob. Not of my free will, the kids have it on the tv.

18. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?

I’d be a swirl of several different colors. You never know what you are going to get with those when you color.

 19. Favorite smell?

Hot summer asphalt (cement) after it rains laced with popcorn ball blooms.

 20. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?

My sister.

 21. Favorite sport to watch?

None

22. Hair color?

Depends. original or what I change it to.

 23. Eye color?

Blueish green

 24. Do you wear contacts?

No. Glasses. But have worn contacts

 25. Favorite food to eat?

Fish and seafood.

 26. Scary movies or comedy?

Comedy.

 27. Last movie you watched?

Dead Pool (cable)

28. What color of shirt are you wearing?

Blue and white

 29. Summer or winter?

Summer. I have a circulatory problem in my hands; if I get cold or touch something cold my hands turn white.

 30. Hugs or kisses?

hugs

 31. What book are you currently reading?

Eleventh Grave in the Moonlight by Darynda JOnes

 32. Who do you miss right now?

A friend named Robin

 33. What is on your mouse pad?

elephants

 34. What is the last TV program you watched?

Rerun of Colombo…my husband was watching when I sat down with him

 35. What is the best sound?

Rain on a tin roof and my kids getting along

 36. Rolling Stones or The Beatles?

Beatles

37. What is the furthest you have ever traveled?

I guess Missouri.. I like to travel more but I am always broke. I know I am pitiful *sniff* 

38. Do you have a special talent?

I draw, paint, bead jewelry, do some digital work ( my degree is in interactive creative design. I designed a prototype for an interactive game using a folktale) and bake. I tried to sew..lol..I can do bags and a small quilt but clothing wise..let’s just say if you want your clothes to fit and are easily embarrassed in public..I am not a seamstress for you.lol!  All these little talents sound fancy and impressive but they are really not.

39. Where were you born?

States..North Carolina

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