#doesn't that sounds beautiful?

[meatmensch]

"Angel?" Crowley said, approaching the desk. "Do you remember Job? The night we spent in his cellar?"

Still looking down at his papers, Aziraphale huffed. "Of course. It was a rather charming night. First...quality time we spent together, getting to know each other."

Crowley smirked as he slinked down to his knees beside Aziraphale's chair. He rested one arm on the back of it, and the other on the desk, encircling him. "Not to mention," he began, his tone sultry, "First time you ate human food. Put away half an ox, if I remember correctly."

That drew Aziraphale's attention.

"Hm."

Crowley took off his glasses. Aziraphale swallowed. 

"Of all of my temptations, Aziraphale, that is certainly one of my favorites."

"Why is that, dear boy?" he asked quietly.

"You just...really seemed to enjoy yourself. The look on your face"—Crowley brought a hand to Aziraphale's cheek—"once you had a nibble, and realized you liked it...how truly ravenous you were, for hours...Well. Let's just say: I thought about such things for a long time."

Aziraphale gave him a little grin and covered Crowley's hand with his own. "And your reason for bringing this up now, you wicked thing, you?"

He shrugged. "Just, er, wondering if, you, you know"—he grabbed the arms of the chair and rotated it, so they were directly facing each other, then rested his hands on Aziraphale's thighs—"are up for...another temptation?"

He was met with a smirk so devilish, no angel, even Aziraphale, should have been able to make it. He snapped his fingers, and drew the blinds.

-

"Had enough yet?" he asked a great deal of time later, hoping for an answer in the negative.

"No," Aziraphale said, blissful, and quite out of breath. "Not at all. But I do encourage you to give it a rest, my dear. It can't be easy on the jaw."

"Oh, no, no, don't even worry about it. I just—unhinge it. Snake things."

"Ah." Aziraphale laughed. "Carry on, then, if you'd please."

[bacchuschucklefuck]

pygmalion and galatea for aroace people

you should tell your friends what I look like, riz gukgak.

[camellcat]

lose my mind every time the doctor takes rose's last name in fics. brilliant, amazing, splendid, absolutely perfect.

like, what do you MEAN she'd be the one to change her last name? he doesn't even HAVE a bloody name like us! plus, she's rose tyler. you think he's going to want that to be different? it's the doctor and rose tyler in the tardis (or I suppose whatever they do in pete's world, but that's still the doctor and rose tyler having their new adventure)!!

she's rose tyler and he is whatever-he-wants tyler. end of discussion. the whole pond diabolical should've been clue enough imo

[andy-clutterbuck]

5x12 | Remember

[yonemurishiroku]

Nobody told me we have snow under the sea that's made up of  organic debris from the upper waters. And what am I supposed to do with this new inspiration? Write a Percico one shot? Wth?

[frostbite-the-bat]

society if literally 80% of rw fandom and especially rw analysis youtubers (who are great, EXCEPT) stopped calling gourmand heckin' chonker chubby diabetic ginormous whatever and paid more mind to their whole character and not just the fact that they're fat

[itsdefinitely]

🍀🥳

🍀 favorite song? 🥳 least favorite song?

evil..........

my favorite song from tgwdlm is let it out. look joey richter's version of confrontation did something to my brain. join us and die comes in second because of jaime's vocals

from black friday is feast or famine. consumerist mob song?? frank pricely??? curt's shopper?? pLEASE

from nmt1 is snoozle town. i also really like jane's a car, but snoozle town is just too funny to me

from nmt2 is virginity rocks! very predictable i'm aware. but did you know that the day that sally met her boy she told everyone? everyone, yeah. neither played shy or even coy, too. and, uh, they told everyone. they sat on the beach. it was real cute, man. then sally removed the sequined dress from on top of her suit. uh, the boy leaned in, but sally crooned "leave room!" did you know that? did you? crazy, right? well just you wait until i tell you about tayl

from npmd it's either the summoning or just for once. i'm so tired of people ranking just for once so low on their tier lists i know it was probably a tough choice but it's just for once!! do you not see the tragedy in a severely bullied high school girl with raging self image issues singing (on an empty stage, because she's too scared in front of other people) through the disguise of a character in a play about how she wants to live a good enough life to have a mid-life crisis??? i know it's a change in tone but we also do have the whiplash of as cool as i think i am (reprise) right after the summoning. why don't you care about her pouring her heart out as you do pete :( she's not even asking for that much. pete wants to be cool, but all she wants is to live

least favorite song.... uh.. young at heart probably. icky vibes

[schnaf]

〈Troubleshooting〉 Sneak Peek Film

[snackugaki]

chewing through my feelings about #150 and my baby girl

[mcaquila]

I only know like two other people irl who like this game, and Clive's permanently intense face is a running joke among us.

[radio-4-is-static]

Honey, don't count me out Even when the heavens sour Even in your darkest hour Even when the heart is cracked Honey, crash into me Like a storm into the sea Like blood on the silver screen We can make it through all that

– Honeycrash by SASAMI

[bubblesandpages]

So on the topic of Claire's nearly fatal allergy oversight, isn't there a direct parallel with that in how Carmy, Richie, Sydney, hell, all of the kitchens, servers, and chefs we see over the course of the show treat allergies, and how meticulous they are with finding alternatives for each element in a dish?

[obstinatecondolement]

I have a lot of fondness for clunky Hallmark Christmas romance movies with rock bottom production values, vaguely established and extremely contrived plots, dodgy dialgoue, often questionable line readings, and child actors playing a kid who seems either three years younger or older than themselves. Hallmark have not undermined themselves with glib, self aware irony or attempted to "elevate" the delightful low artform that they excel in. Refreshing, honestly.

[please-dont-pet-the-okapi]

Learned this weekend that...

Jimmy Buffett did a live cover of Talking Heads' iconic song "Once in a Lifetime".

He only performed it twice.

It's good.

[andy-clutterbuck]

8x15 | Worth

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

💙Sam & Wes at the Warped Tour '97💙