#doggirlfriend

[zllyhoo]

quick what's your favorite jade ship

[m4sc4r4]

Get yourself a girl who huffs you like gasoline when you say you got a new brand of soap

[transexualizeyourself]

“My daughter turned out perfectly fine” ma’am your son likes being used like a chew toy by his trans doggirlfriend

[kissdragon]

embarrassing my tough doggirlfriend by telling her parents we've been trying for puppies lately

[stupidpubby]

I want a trans furry doggirlfriend who can hang out with me smoke weed and make me suck her off when she was in heat.... open for applications ;)

[girl-effigy]

tumblr trans perverts: what if your doggirlfriend went into heat and you found out by waking up to her fucking you 😳

twitter trans perverts: need a witch to brainwash me into feeling that my body is made out of soft cloth that she can tear apart and stitch back together

4chan trans perverts: omg ive been letting my dad fuck me for 2 weeks now and he finally calls me his daughter im doing so good

[routinezinthenight]

to my qpps: i hope i am not just your weird ass dogboyfriend but also your weird ass doggirlfriend. And also your weird ass Queerplatonic Thing. Among many other labels

[polyphonetic]

My robot doggirlfriend keeps trying to eat random usb sticks from the sidewalk and I have to pry her mouth open to get her to spit it out

[aetherianessence]

GloPoWriMo 15.1-3: Postal Poems

(couldn't choose one, so you get three- stamp inspiration below)

Tin Can Mail

Christmas, 1982,

Special delivery!

I scrawled your letter,

Packed my heart on a container ship,

my soul in a cookie tin,

and went with the last of the mail.

Elated, may you

throw your canoe over the cliffside,

somersaulting-swan diving down to greet it,

row it up as the cans rain down,

and hear my tiptoed footsteps

in your island home. Cracked Sphere

Let me break open

like the Soviet Union,

let my geode gem heart

fall open to fields

of amethyst,

khyber-crystal ruby,

 rippling agate,

icy lapis.

Riot of color,

play of light,

stir and,

awake! Puppy Love

Catboyfriend, doggirlfriend?

Unlikely romance,

in heavy rain,

they wear their love

on soaked shirts.

Dried up at home,

fur fluffed down,

cat comforts,

smiling serenely

all the while, as she

sees lover’s evening anxiety

evaporate.

Punk lovers,

break the system,

dance in clubs,

sing duets,

embrace,

and never stop.

[nogchompa]

Make sure to check your doggirlfriend for ticks

[crabstronaut]

doggirlfriend. thats what i need. please for pride month. please. oh no….pride month is over…

its artfight month now so instead of real dog girl i will draw one.

[nakshadil-blog]

This gorgeous Londoner boy is looking for a girlfriend!! 🐶😍.. does anyone know a beautiful golden retriever chic that will fancy him? ... He's sweet, caring, well behaved and won't ever let you down 😉 I'm sure all the girls will be crazy about him 🤤♥️ ..... please if you know any, let me know!! #dog #goldenretriever #goldenretrieversofinstagram #iggoldens #iggoldenretrievers #iggoldenretriver #pet #love #girlfriend #doggirlfriend #doggirl🐶 #happy #looking #life #live #london #byron #byrondog (at London, United Kingdom)

[syssyadmin]

catgirl says to her doggirlfriend "hey, what's up pup?" and she responds "oh nyat much, meow bout you?"

[sabertoothwalrus]

Well a few things here, first off, I'd like to say just how much I appreciate Nico because if I'm being honest, that catboy is most probably the best thing that's happened to me these weeks and finnico gives my life sm joy 😖

And second, I've heard in your comments ppl talk about how Fiona would have a DOGgirlfriend and i took it upon myself to create a little design of my own : I was wondering if it would be okay for me to post it knowing just how much inspiration I originally took from your Nico design

(here's a sneak peak if you were wondering 👀)

ok as much as I’d been avoiding posting about Fionna and Cake stuff (I really don’t like it, for reasons I talked about here) this design is really cute!!!!

but it also makes me wonder,, dogs in Adventure Time look a certain way, right? so..

but then again, there was Samantha???? was she even a dog??? she was, right?? Your Dominique looks more like her

[heartbpm]

DOGGIRLFRIENDS?

[tacittherapist]

hi my name is rose lalonde and im the cutest and prettiest girl around and my doggirlfriend is really cool!