#don't look too closely at this it's just a silly shitpost

[tachyon-omlette]

Eda picking up @thewiglesswonder's Posthaste like a large crumb (feat. @sug4r-melon's Shrike)

[mod-jazzy]

I was asked so! Here are my silly lil prompts for my personal month challenge thing!!!

NOTE: This is not a official thing or what have you, I was just asked to share the prompts for my lil self challenge, so I am! This is my own personal little challenge because I've had these prompts since 2019 and I want to use them

I'll put under a readmore because it is... like. 30 things lmao

Day 1: First Askblog OC The first blog OC you made! Day 2: Most recent askblog OC Can be a side or main character, just the most recent OC you've made for a blog! Day 3: The Modsona Draw your modsona! Self love n all that Day 4: Redraw a silly/funny askblog panel Find a old silly/funny or shitpost panel from one of your blogs and redraw it! Day 5: Evolution scene Draw your OC evolving! Can be past event, future event or something that already happened for a silly redraw! Day 6: Blog Swap Draw one of your blog OCs as a character on one of your other blogs! If don't have more than one blog, switch up their role with someone else on your current blog! Day 7: Favoritism wins Draw your absolute favorite OC from your blog! Indulge a little Day 8: "Nothing bad happens" What would your OC look like if their plot had nothing bad happen Day 9: Redraw a sad panel Redraw a old sad panel! Last prompt was too cheery, redraw that angst with your updated abilities! Day 10: Favorite Magic Anon Blast from the past, relive that glorious magic anon Day 11: Easiest OC to draw Draw that easy fellow, relax a little! Day 12: Difficult OC to draw Back on that grind, draw that one guy who is the absolute most difficult for you!! Day 13: Redraw your least favorite panel We all have that one panel that just, didn't come out right. Try again! Maybe it'll be nice to see your improvement.. or maybe you'll hate it again. Anyways, chop chop Day 14: Injury Draw that dramatic/important injury your character went through. Past, present or future! Day 15: Beach episode What it says on the tin, we love a filler episode. Can be plot relevant but hey, they deserve to relax too Day 16: Favorite blog Draw some fan art for your favorite blogger! Whether they are a friend, inspiration or what have you! Extra challenge: redraw some old fan art you did for them Day 17: Plot Changer That one moment... the thing that made everything twist. That really hit a hard turn in your storyline! Can be past, present or possible future! Day 18: Scrapped Idea What was that scrapped concept again? Or was it a character.. or even something as silly as a slight design change? Day 19: What's a God to a Blogger Most of us have that one god. That one important guy in the sky... or the ocean.. or under a truck... man pokemon is weird. Day 20: Canon Compliant Stylization is so interesting and unique!... but strip that away. Be close to pokemon canon. Day 21: Shiny Beam A easy one... make that little guy shiny!!... Oh they are already shiny?... well then undo that. Silly. Day 22: Dream interaction What's a interaction with your characters that you would really love to see or are excited for? Can be within your own storyline or a interaction with someone else Day 23: Real World Sighting Draw your OC(s) in a real life photo! Bonus points if its a photo you took. Take this chance to go for a nice walk and take some pretty pictures!.... touch grass. Day 24: A spoiler that.. wouldn't make sense to others That's right. Be vague. Spoil a little bit in the most vague manner. It's always fun to see others speculate. Day 25: In blog ship Draw your favorite ship within your own blog! Friendship/romantic ship/hate ship... Just whatever one makes you smile Day 26: Out of blog ship Same prompt as 25.. But with your OC and someone ELSE'S! again, friendship/romantic ship/etc etc! Day 27: Different Art Medium! That's right. Draw/sculpt/etc your OC in a different art medium than normal. This will either be fun or horrifying for you Day 28: The Inspiration VS the OC Draw your OC with their inspiration! Can be the storyline that inspired them... or the character that desired them! Etc etc Day 29: Song drawing Yeah that's right. Draw your OC/Blog with the song that you associate them with! As a treat Day 30: Redraw first blog post / Thank you Cliche ending alert!! Redraw your first ever askblog panel you have ever made. Not the first post on a more recent blog.. no. THE FIRST ONE. EVER. Or be corny and draw a heartfelt thank you to all of your friends and followers you made Or hell.. maybe even both

[buriedpair]

Thank you for doing all my asks! I have more now! (I have too many ideas)

1: A reader who’s a bunny that can transform into a bunny anytime and in their human form, they can choose if they want their bunny ears and tail to show!

2: A dragon reader who barges in and demands gold and treasure for their collection but ends up taking one of the guys instead as their treasure

I think these ideas are really cute! I might be asking too much…

You're perfectly fiiiiiiine!!!! I don't mind having lots of asks, especially cuz most of them are shitposts lol. You guys are always welcome to ask whatever you'd like, just know that sometimes I don't respond HAAHAAAAAA

I did 1 because it was just adorable.

BPCasino x Bunny Shapeshifter!GN!Reader

Amias

He thinks you are SO CUTE. He could just eat you up. Literally! Don't have your bunny ears out around him, he will shower you in kisses and cuddle you to death.

He doesn't have any pets, and he doesn't really want to have any either. But he does love soft and fluffy things, so he's going to keep you close. Sometimes, he just can't resist the urge to pet your cute fluffy ears.

You're like a pet he doesn't have to take care of. It's the perfect compromise! Well, unless you're showing off to other people. Then, he'll have to reconsider.

Edge

Don't look. Don't look. Don't-- Fuck, he looked. You're just so cute, it's impossible to resist the urge to pet your head and call you names.

Though, it's hard to keep his cool when you're just so endearing. How is he meant to stay focused when there's other people gawking at your fluffy ears?

Long story short, he's going to put you in a cage and keep you in there forever. He'll feed you little carrots and take excellent care of you. Nobody can touch HIS bunny.

Double Down

Remember that post from a while ago about DD getting cuteness aggression? Yeah, quadruple that. He'd squeal anytime you're in his vicinity. It's kind of off-putting, to say the least.

He always neglects his job, but even more so when you're nearby. He wants to squish your cheeks to make you pout so cutely at him... It's nearly impossible to resist.

He does get possessive quick, though. You're at his side at all times, and he's threatening anyone who comes too close.

Jackpot

Jackpot is losing his mind, and rightfully so. It's so easy to get lost in the fluffiness of your bunny ears, he's obsessed. He wants to hold you in his hands and boop his nose against yours.

He'll be the king of cuddles. You'll never get a moment alone. He's constantly at your side and begging for you to turn into your bunny form so he can just hold you.

He'll basically just carry you around, holding you like a precious treasure and hissing at anyone who spares you a glance.

Gambit

Gambit will cry. A lot. You're just so silly and cute. I picture him sobbing his eyes out while you sit on his lap as a little bunny, trying desperately to comfort him. This makes him cry more, obviously.

He's so happy to have you. It's like the therapy animal he desperately needs. You'll have to remain close, or he'll start crying again. We wouldn't want that, right?

So stay with him forever! There's no need for anyone else anyways.

[loverforthelasttime]

This account is dedicated to people who love the rain, raindrops, sweatshirts, grey skies, mist, fog, coldness, gloomy weather, winter clothes, socks, jackets, autumn, coffee, books, neck kisses, handwritten letters and forehead kisses.

You need only two years of education to read this thoroughly. Most quit here.

If you're a rude personality or you are a naturally outraged person, leave immediately.

If you think my posts are extended, you’re illiterate to me.

My posts aren’t shitposts, and they are pieces of my heart. Be nice.

Do not romanticise me and assume things about me and the kind of person I am, based on my profile. Get to know me if you want something more. I cannot handle other people's false expectations. My NSFW persona is not entirely me.

Look, I sext and have phone sex, yea, it's nothing serious, and I am talking to lots of people, so if you like me/are interested, LET ME KNOW.

There's no point in getting possessive and jealous. Playful banter is acceptable as long as we're close, but please, I'm here for fun. I'm open but let me know.

PLEASE MAKE IT CLEAR WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR AND IF AT SOME POINT YOUR FEELINGS CHANGE, LET ME KNOW.

I do not want to obliviously lead someone on and end up not reciprocating your feelings and hurt you and ruin whatever bond we have.

You wanna JUST sext? great, please be respectful. You wanna be friends? awesome. You wanna be friends and sext? perfect, let's balance it out. You're interested romantically? don't bring sex in it and let's get to know each other. SIMPLE.

This is how I deal with my trauma/triggers. This is how I cope and I'm absolutely sure it's like that for other people too.

You might think that you’re special to me, but it’s that way with everyone. That doesn’t make you special, I am just a good person.

So please keep that in mind, thanks!

Me: Straight. Kind, deep voice and a gentle moxie. Over-celebrator of holidays. Moderately intelligent; extremely silly. Low-key nerdy; high-key handsome. Kinda flirtatious.

[eatingstringcheese]

hanta shitposts - hanta sero

in which hanta is really silly

warnings: swearing, weed use

"Make me."

"That's tough talk for a fella within pegging distance-" a hysterical Y/n spoke from the other end of Hanta's phone.

"Y/n you're not even on the same floor as me-"

A few footsteps came from Y/n's end. "Open the door Hanta."

Oh shit-

~~~

"Y/n please!" Hanta whined. "Come on, say it!"

Y/n sighed. "Fine. Yes Hanta, you are my little pog champ."

~~~

Y/n pouted, kicking their legs as they swung from the chair. Their feet were a few inches off the ground.

"Hanta is too tall, how the hell am I supposed to kiss him?"

"Punch him, then when he doubles over kiss him." A spiky ash-blonde mumbled from the corner of the dorm kitchen.

"Tackle him." The bubblegum girl spoke in between bites of mochi.

The electirc blonde smirked. "Ahahaha, dump him, for me." Denki bit his lip and stuck out his pointer finger and thumb under his chin.

Sero's eyes widened as he choked on his orange slice. "Please don't do any of those, mi amor. Just ask me to kiss you."

~~~

Mina stared at Sero and Y/n with suspicion. "Why are both of your tongues purple? Tsk tsk tsk, mighty sus you guys." She grinned a the couple, who just laughed.

"Well, Yaomomo made a slushie machine Y/n had a red one and I had a blue one."

Denki listened from the other side of the room. "Oh, you drank each other's slushies? HEY WAIT WHERE'S THIS SLUSHIE MACHINE-"

~~~

"So..." Midnight looked at the students she was watching with Aizawa. "Specifically, how do Sero and Y/n get out of these messes?" She gazed out at the two, both of them tangled up in Sero's tape, bot struggling to get out of their situation.

Aizawa sighed. "Usually by creating a bigger mess that cancels out the first one."

~~~

Sero jumped into the dorm room, landing next to his joyfriend on the couch.

"Y/n! Quick math what's 18 + 51?"

"420!" Y/n grinned at their boyfriend.

"That's not even close-" a confused Tokoyami muttered from across the room.

Y/n grinned back at Tokoyami. "But it was quick."

~~~

Y/n and Hanta laid in Hanta's room, sprawled out on the bed with glazed eyes.

"Onion rings are vegetable donuts."

"Lasagna is spaghetti cake."

"Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed."

"Lobsters are scorpions to mermaids."

"Holy fuck, Y/n."

~~~

Hanta smiled, waving his hand at a curious Mina. "Y/n and I don't have pet names."

"What do bees make?"

"Honey?"

"Yea Hanta?" Y/n stuck their head around the corner of the wall. "Do you need something babe?"

Mina chuckled and glared at Sero. "Don't lie to my face again."

~~~

"Hanta! I don't want to go!" Y/n whined. "It'll be stressful and stress isn't good for the baby!"

Hanta stopped dead in his tracks. "Wait what baby?" He asked with fervor, eyes wide as he looked at his joyfriend.

Y/n put their hands on their chest. "Me! I'm the baby!"

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[qloof]

Idk if we can still do the 5 things ask but. 5 favorite platonic dynamics.

deity the can of worms you just reopened in my brain

platonic / non-romantic dynamics !! (not in any particular order bcus im awful at ranking)

Dynamis & King & Tithi - people whove known me for a bit probably have read some texts or threads on twitter about me rambling about them. this dynamic is the case of "there's a few frames of them together and some interactions; im gonna place them all into a pod now" and me taking the little characterization they have and stretching it so far. but idgaf !! it's my brain i get to do what i want !! i've got a sort of brother/familial dynamic with them. i remember some scenes where Tithi held onto King and adjdjdjdj it was just very adorable and it's stuck with me for a while. and we also have one of the ending scenes where Tithi is with Dynamis at Mist Mountain. Tithi is the center of this dynamic really, because King and Dynamis don't really have any direct/1-on-1 interactions in the show. i like to imagine the Tithi-Influence-Banter Dynamis and King would have; Dynamis being the more "responsible" older brother and King the more daring and reckless middle brother. Tithi takes from both of them, and Dynamis ends up scolding King when they both get into trouble. the thing i like a lot about them though too is that i get to expand on Dynamis a little more. bro has been stuck in a temple all his life and grew up having to live up to his life's purpose !! it's all over now !! let the man have fun !! heal his inner child as he King drags him to events with Tithi !! i don't think i can project my eldest sibling experience on him though. (that's for vita...sorry vita...). in canon this dynamic probably wouldn't work out the way i have it in mind because they all live in separate places, but i think even then they could have a close bond. Tithi would look up to both King and Dynamis and be happy whenever he talks to them and visits them.

Zhouxing & Bao - this one has been brewing in my brain a bit i need to talk about it more purely shitpost material (/hj). they would start off with the most one-sided beef (from Zhouxing). yeah they dont have any interactions in canon really except for that one indirect one. but again this is my brain. same guy different fonts; one gets bitches the other is bitchless; Zhouxing has to deal with another guy who basically holds the same role as him from an opposite team/group; they both lost to the same green guy Zhouxing starting the beef is sooo funny to me. obviously the two of them would be a bit hostile/suspicious of each other at first because of Beylin Temple history, but this is all after the Nemesis Crisis so there's a truce now. this new Bao guy is clearly on his level and Zhouxing needs to challenge him in everything. he has to prove that he's the superior pretty guy (by annoying the shit out of Bao). Bao doesn't catch on to what's happening for a while until Zhouxing does something crazy and Bao snaps and is like "dude what the HELL is your PROBLEM?!" (Bao is now committed to the fight). At some point after, they get along. Bao is like "dude if you just told me you wanted to fight I would've fought you." They become homies (sort of) (they still sort of hate each other) (not seriously though). this is one of those "guy who's silly and guy who's serious" kind of dynamics and that's probably why i like it a lot adjdjdjdj. Bao is more of a no-games sort of guy before the Nemesis Crisis and probably a little bit after. but those days are over !! time to put him in the middle of a found family (WHZ) and figure out how to fit in with the Rizz Blader being his rival (that he had no say in) from it.

Masamune & Lera - MLM WLW SOLIDARITYYYYY !!!! AND ALSO HOSTILITYYYYY !!!!! they're the "they didn't allow us to be friends in canon because we would be too powerful" duo. they're the meme of the lesbian flag stick figure kicking the gay flag stick figure. they will tell anyone that asks that they think the other is insufferable, but they always have a blast whenever they chat. Laz has spoken about them before and I adore them <3 I think Lera would find Masamune very annoying but also he's entertaining and he's so easily amused by everything that she can state the most random facts about anything and he'll either jaw drop in amazement or in complete utter despair. They both seem very chatty i think they could talk to each other non-stop for hours. they definitely share the beef and gossip about other people.

Tsubasa & Yu - (explodes into tears) one of the best dynamics in the entire show (and one i actually have canon to go off of !! wow !!). the way they have a rocky first start but later develop as a duo with a really close bond is so :(( tears in me eyes :(( Tsubasa and Yu not seeing eye-to-eye throughout their interactions in Fusion, but later getting along and supporting each other after the Dark Nebula falls. Yu starts to stick to Tsubasa and values him very much, and vice versa (which makes Tsubasa's conflicts in Metal Masters more heartbreaking for me </3) . They are the brothers ever <3 Tsubasa picked up a stray cat (fox, really) and he follows him around sometimes <3

Dynamis & Pluto - deity ik you don't give a fuck about them but I DO !! AND IM GOING TO BE UNWELL FOR A MOMENT !! (as you can tell i am heavily influenced by Alexis) (and also i like to grasp for straws) (i am going off by both implied/very far-reached canon and solar swap au). this will probably be the shortest explanation for those reasons. and also i cant put my thoughts into words to how these guys make me feel. i just. the. the way that those two in canon know each other and have had to known each other for years. they knew their destinies and that they inevitably would fight each other at the end of it all. they've definitely got some crazy history and it's FUCKED UP that the show didnt do anything with that (i say for the thousandth time)

these were the five i could think of at the top of my head at 11pm eecks dee

[olgunia]

also... i feel like writing it down and getting it out of my system but... i mean... i told my boyfriend and two best friends... and my new therapist. . .. (i'm finally getting help!!! and it turned out that i was right!! it is that i have been suffering from utmattningssyndrom [exhaustion disorder] for the past 2 years! and also! finally i accept the fact that i have been suffering from it and i feel less of an impostor and also!! for the past 3 months i have been recovering and feeling better and better with every week, i wanted to cry last week when i was able to cycle! every day!! it was impossible even a month ago, i felt so humiliated with how little energy i had all the time.. usch, don't wish that shit on anyone) said that we're gonna Look Into It.. TBC

ok but yes, the thing is that 3 months ago one thought struck me and that is that i may be autistic.. at first i did cry bc i felt overwhelmed and scared because i have this imagine in my head of prejudice and lack of understanding what autism really is and that people on SM are trying to be quirky or special or whatever, i don't even know! it just felt so overwhelming.. but after that i had conducted more research that has been ongoing and.. i think apart from the fact that i just feel like i'm an impostor and that if i would say it out loud - other people will think that i'm 'making it up' (hehe that hasn't happened and those 3 close ppl are supportive BUT!!!) ---- apart from that.. the more i read and think - it just becomes more apparent that i am on the spectrum! and once again it feels like a lot but on the other hand it would explain so many things!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! some silly things like me having to ask people if they're joking bc i really can't tell lol, same with irony, to not getting if someone is flirting with me, to people believing i'm being flirty while i'm just interested and excited about the topic and want to be nice lol, me losing my fucking everything and exploding internally while having to go for e.g. on tour - no matter how much i like someone - to be in the same space [car/venue/sleeping place] and to not have enough 'alone time' is just! i just fucking cant! mental breakdowns every 2nd day! i hate spending too much time with people (that doesn't apply to my boyfriend though but till exempel to my family/friends) in the same space! ----- and i mean... i have been diagnosed with ocd and social phobia while being a teenager but there were some things that have been.. puzzling me and now! it feels like i found the missing puzzle! and it feels both good and weird

and other things like being naive, an open book, shitload of thoughts, feeling intense feelings towards stuff - loving/hating, having hard time with 'not exploding' and att hantera emotions, seeing 'patterns', these whole stemming thing- whenever i listen to music that i love it's just.. i just cant NOT move fingers or hands or legs, getting stuck with some sayings/catchphrases that change every now and then, i guess i also overshare stuff but hard to tell hehe, always trying to learn how to navigate small talks and talking and social things, being called blunt, believing that i lack empathy because i just.. i cant imagine how it is to 'put myself in someone's shoes', loving 'shitposting' or wordplay bc they're either absurd and therefore funny or just easy to understand hehe, planning things, not being able to summarize things, doing lots of lists, i just f-ing love to research, getting sucked into things and having a very hard time to get out but also having a hard time to start doing shit and more things bla bl albla lbllalalal.. . .. writing it down so i can have it for future purposes

but yes.. it's scary but good i guess to realise that? Smiley Emoji

[fanficfish]

This is the only time I'll break my "no politics" rule. This is also my own opinoin, if you don't like it please just move on with your life and don't get into pointless arguments over a silly gacha gamer's hot take.

I saw some posts today pop about a strike and one thing it says is boycotting the economy except for essentials.

I personally think this is a bit of a mixed bag idea. If you boycott small businesses (who might support your cause-), you hurt people who probably aren't involved in what's going on.

If you boycott big chain stores, it's only effective if EVERYONE does it. Also, it doesn't work as well if we're talking worldwide, since so many of them exist and they're different in every country- for example, we don't really have Tesco in the US. Most bulk stores probably won't care you didn't buy a loaf of bread from them for the day.

(For example, when Reddit blacked out-it certainly got attention. A lot of big subs were involved. But in the end not too much happened besides a lot of people realized that Reddit was a bigger part of their lives then they realized, after they couldn't access certain posts or subs to ask questions and look for info or lost the sense of community they had. It doesn't work unless EVERYONE does it, and not everyone did, for example subs run by corporations who for probably obvious reasons couldn't just up and close their subs for an undetermined period of time)

that's my take on it. If you still want to boycott the economy, go ahead-in the end it's a personal choice (I did it to Jack in the Box for ten years after I was given a spicy burger instead of a normal one at age 6). But don't hurt that small family-owned coffee shop that's been struggling since the pandemic to stay open. Don't hurt the college student making cool art for tuition money because "we need to hurt the economy".

Boycott the big brands that don't support your cause, and instead support the people who do. That's a much better way in my opinion to protest and show your support. No one wants to join with people who hurt them, but people flock to the ones that showed they care.

And now, back to my regularly-scheduled shitpost headcanons.

[netherzon]

Alfred F Jones -> Tumbleweed Destroyer

Hi 👋 you can call me Nether, Netherzon, or some variation thereof

This blog is for hetalia things: random thoughts & headcanons, historical stuff, shitposts, other people’s art, fanfiction (other’s and mine)

~(detailed ramblings under the cut)~

The romantic stuff I write is mostly Gerame centric rn, but I’ve dabbled in some silly NA bro stuff too

Irreverent humor is still my dominant character trait though, so please don’t take me too seriously

I put SFW and NSFW stuff on this blog

#my writing / link to my ao3 / #fic recommendations

Fic Masterlist:

Apfelkuchen or Apple Pie America/Germany, Finished

Germany refers to Apfelkuchen as 'apple pie' at a G8 meeting. America is outraged, and makes it his new mission to show Germany how wrong he is. Pie-fueled nonsense ensues, but maybe there's something more there too?

I Will Reign King at Sea, America/Germany, Unfinished

After an unexpected drunken night, Ludwig and Gilbert end up "employed" on a trans-Atlantic merchant ship. When the best way of getting home seems to be piracy, Ludwig soon finds himself doing things he'd never imagined himself doing before. Pulled into treacherous games, family drama, and the whims of their captain, by the time the chance to leave presents itself, will Ludwig still want to?

The Time's Always Right to Fix What's Wrong, America/Germany, Unfinished

After losing his last close friend, Ludwig decides he’s lived through enough deaths. He knows who his soulmate is and he knows where to find him. The only reason he’s lived this long is every time Alfred sees him, he runs away, too attached to the thought of immortality. All Alfred has to do is avoid falling in love with Ludwig, and he’ll be young forever. All Ludwig has to do is get Alfred to fall in love with him…and find it in his heart to love Alfred back after everything.

Geburtstag, American Style! America/Germany, Finished

Its Ludwig's birthday, and Alfred tries really hard to get him a gift he'll like. He's just easily discouraged, doesn't know how to dream small, and is a perfectionist at the worst possible times. This leads him to seek the help of a trusted baking show host rather than lean on his brother. Things get out of hand, people say things they don't mean, but that's how it goes sometimes. They will learn how to come back from that.

Don't Ask (Cake), Nyo!America/Nyo!Germany, Finished

Amelia and Monika can both be very stubborn. Once they’ve decided something, it can be hard to change their mind. On this day, they will settle the ultimate debate: is zucchini bread ‘bread’? Also, can you make chocolate cake with sauerkraut?

Bear Jail, Gen, Unfinished

Exactly what it sounds like. Kuma gets put in Polar Bear Jail.

I Know You Don't Like Me, But... America/Germany, Finished

Ludwig can be a little mean sometimes, but they'll work it out in the end

One Time I Dreamt That I Gave My Organs Away America/Germany, Finished

Alfred and Ludwig are both a little macabre. Their humor is dark, their affection is dark, their interests are dark. So basically they’re perfect for each other. They just don't know that yet.

Hetaween Incubus Snippet America/Germany, Unfinished

The snippet is finished but the idea is not: One night, Alfred is visited in his dreams by an Incubus. Or at least that's what the guy says he is. He doesn't look like Alfred's idea of an incubus when he dresses like a modest high school English teacher, and talks like he's making a "put you to sleep" ASMR video. But perhaps there is a method to Ludwig's madness?

Nadezdha, Canada/Russia, Finished

Secret santa gift! Russia takes a vacation to the Chukotka Autonomous Okrug, where he meets an old friend and makes a new one.

Glitter Bomb Gen, Unfinished

Alfred F Jones receives a glitter bomb in the mail and goes nuts with his newly acquired glitter power at the world meeting that day. His brother, Matthew Williams, is dragged along with him.

Timbits Disappearing Act Gen, Finished

Canada uses his invisibility to eat donuts at the world meeting, America takes the fall for it

Fichi secchi Gen, Finished

Felicia visits Romano in America. She tries to bring a bit of home with her, but that plan goes sideways. They make it work anyway.

In Which Eliza's Ships Sink, and Everyone Agrees its for the Best America/Japan and Canada/Netherlands, Unfinished

Abel is in love with Matthew Kiku is in love with Alfred Eliza is convinced they should be in love with each other

Hetalia World Spoons Gen, Unfinished

In Hetalia: the Beautiful World episode 2 Germany broke a spoon to get an interview with the magic club. In Hetalia World Stars episode 2 America breaks several spoons during a meeting and Germany reprimands him. This is an alternate series of events for that episode where America finds out Germany can also break spoons. Chaos ensues.

Permissions: in case anybody ever thinks about doing this DO NOT USE AI TO FINISH MY FICS PLEASE, other than that I don’t mind if anybody creates anything with my work in mind. Spin off fics, fanart, mood boards, playlists, whatever. As long as you tag me somewhere so I get to see it, I would be thrilled to hear that something I wrote inspired someone so much :) The only thing I have a problem with is if you try to use a robot to replace me

[incarnateirony]

I think asking what you're gonna do if there's no ep13 destiel is fair actually, because you do struggle to admit when you predicted something wrong. If it happens, yay for everyone! If it doesn't, you'll say you never said it would.

Well, that would be fair, if you've found a prediction I've made wrong. Not a lie 2po said I had wrong that I have a receipt I said the opposite. not a vague post saying I got a "spec" post wrong (not sure why you insist on confusing my leaks with spec.). not you getting confused what Rugaru is in french. Not you going GASP, min was just as confused about the finale fuckery as the crew itself while denying the og ending or omissions so you could feel like you won a point. Not memes. Not jokes. Not you incompletely reading a statement. Not you misreading one either. Cuz you guys do that a lot.

You got uh. Something about the marders. Which I have said many times don't care about, isn't spec, and isn't a leak, it's some randos yelling about their hateshipping of cockles in my inbox because I say people are friends and I don't care who they fuck. Someone's brother's sisters cousin? Cool? Like how many times do you fuckfaces need explained that even if you scream it a lot, I don't ship cockles, I don't care, and I don't track anyone's cum spots. I don't give a fuck. You are yelling about irrelevant stalker shit that has nothing to do with how TV is made.

Nonsense shit like that I've admitted I'm wrong on all the time. I've deleted memes and stuff to not spread misinfo over even the silly fan reactions, and been like yeah ok? I was wrong? Because for some reason, you cum guzzlers are so obsessed with my blog you have notifs on it and pay very close attention to my goddamn SHITPOSTS to go "AH HAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE DELETED A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHECKMATE THE UNIVERSE IS FAKE." Bro. it's an instagram shit post. Calm down. It's not that deep, it's not a leak, but I figured out why yall get so fuckin lost so easy, cuz you think that's how leaks work. All you're doing is like. telling me you see cockles fucking in your own heads all the time by the way you're striking out at me talking about *THEIR FRIENDSHIP*.

Find leaks--actual leaks, not spec. Stop twisting that word. Stop pretending I'm talking about things as imaginary as you are. The market testing wasn't imaginary, berens' intent wasn't imaginary, the confession wasn't imaginary, the roadhouse wasn't imaginary, the omissions weren't imaginary, the script being real was not imaginary, the shape of the show was not imaginary, the CW being sold was not imaginary, the 18-49 demographic was not imaginary. These are what leaks look like. Come back to me when you can tell me something like. specific. about leaks. That I've been wrong on. Be clear. Speak up. You act like I get a lot wrong. What is it. I've asked 2po too. Many people asked 2po. 2po refuses to clarify, which is very weird, if I've done it a lot. Nobody can remember the oodles of things you claim I was wrong about, it's super weird. Like you all had a mass stroke and forget to be able to include details of what these are but for sure, This Definitely Happened.

What you're so desperate to scrape the floorboards under the barrel about is "general human error in day to day life", and buddy, that's just sad. For the confused, these are not leaks: Shitposts, memes, fan reactions to funny shit on instagram being posted or whatever, M&Gs (I mean they're leaks in the technical sense, but if I leaked you a taco bell order that's not gonna help you figure out TV).

OK? Great. Now we cleared that up.

Get back to me when you tell me what those Vague Things I Was Wrong About on real shit that actually matters and not your confusion about "instagram memes are not sources about completely unrelated shit that has nothing to do with the leaks or production." You guys are so lost in your j2 tinhat spiral you read everything is tinhatting, you think everyone extrapolates like you, like. This is some wild shit. No dudes, we're not gonna slap war about your imaginary tinhat universe. There's no j2 vs cockles going on here. There's J, J, and a bunch of furious J2 hats trying to make everything shipwar and exposing they've taken enough bluegreen psychic damage they're automatically turning everything into cockles themselves.

Because guess what. That list of shit that was real that you cried and denied?

this is just as real. Figure it out, fuckfaces.

It's over. You lost. Go home.

In the magical world where I'm as big a pretender as you are, and I finally got something meaningful wrong, I'd handle it like the shit listed above. "Okay? I was wrong?" but that's not gonna happen. Because that's not how reality works.

[baenxietydad]

we should take a walk, and look at all the flowers

they're homosexuals, your honor

there was the shitpost one, now the gross and cute one

Slow Burn - Kacey Musgraves

In Tennessee, the sun's goin' down But in Beijing, they're headin' out to work You know the bar down the street don't close for an hour We should take a walk and look at all the flowers

It's giving Hatfish on their silly little forest walks, Mu-yeol pointing out every edible or medicinal plant and Hatter's just like

and the song in general is about kinda gradually coming to love someone, very gross, very sweet

Lover Boy - Phum Viphurit

Time and toys may fill my heart with joy I'll know peace when I'm your lover boy I'll be your new school soul Silver and gold New desire Friends on fire Call me, "Lover boy" ... Darling, I got my trust issues Warning, you stay away

You Are Mine - The Avett Brothers

You are mine The edge I need when I am out of line The air I breathe when I believe I'm dying I guess you are there

We're So In Tune - Kississippi

I'm feeling kinda dizzy Getting tender for you No drama, you just bring My heart so close to Passing it's limitations It's such a bad design It's not an invitation I gotta catch my ride

Playing the same song Like I'm playing my cool Hard not to fall in love when We're so in tune

This song is go girlypop but it is unfortunately also the most Hatfish song to ever Hatfish

남자가 사랑할 때 (Man In Love) - Infinite

But like, specifically I need you to listen to Kim Tae-rae of Zerobaseone sing the part after the rap verse on Boys Planet because that's good stuff right there

Like a young child, I keep laughing for no reason I control myself by saying that I’m different from others

When a man’s in love, he wants to stay by your side There’s always so much he wants to do for you When I’m in love, I want to give everything in my life to you With just one expectation, your heart When I’m in love

Look carefully – if you feel this, that means he’s fallen for you

And you thought I wasn't gonna find a way to put K-pop on here

Everywhere, Everything - Noah Kahan

Drive slowly, I know every route in this county Maybe that ain't such a bad thing I'll tell you where not to speed

It's been a long year and all of our book's pages dog-eared We write out the ends on our palms, dear Then forget to read

We'll Never Have Sex - Leith Ross

Oh, you kissed me just to kiss me Not to take me home It was simple, it was sweetness It was good to know

You look perfect, you look different I don't wonder about your indifference If I said you could never touch me You'd come over and say I looked lovely

...

Depollute me, gentle angel And I'll feel the sickness less and less Come and kiss me, pretty baby Like we'll never have sex

I could actually write a thesis paper about how this 1:39 long song is Hatfish af.

Drink The River - Gabe Lee

And I can't drink the river to dry the land Bury the ocean beneath the sand But I can love you Until the tide pulls me under by and by

Rain On My Tin Roof - Seth Avett

And if there were ever a reason to stay Turn off my phone and become one with you and my bed It's the rain on my tin roof

The amount of times Hatter has to remind him he needs money for Nemo's tuition to keep him from calling out of work tbh

200% - Akdong Musician

MORE K-pop for the masses

It must be L.O.V.E 200% sure of that I want you really I mean really Really, I like you and my reddening face is evidence for that

Canon that Akmu is some of the Korean music Mu-yeol will try to get Hatter into lmao

Around Your Room - Kississippi

Throw your heart at me, I'm a sucker for you That's something that you might say and confidentially I'm a sucker for you too 'cause my heart's stuck that way Nothing's gonna change, gotta love that belly ache

This song makes me so FERAL about Hatfish, particularly this lyric

Steady when you are around me A babe in the woods for legitimate longing

Excuse me??? "A babe in the woods for legitimate longing" in your 40s and 50s because someone wants to love you, I'm weak

Twin Human Highway Flares - The Mountain Goats

Can't believe y'all thought there wouldn't be a Mountain Goats song, wow, that's clown behavior.

Sunset spilling through your earrings all over your body When we shut the motel room door behind us, we knew we'd hit the motherlode On the day that I forget you, I hope my heart explodes

Chateau Lobby #4 - Father John Misty

People are boring But you’re something else I can’t explain ...

First time, you let me stay the night despite your own rules You took off early to go cheat your way through film school You left a note in your perfect script: "Stay as long as you want," and I haven’t left your bed since

The Genius breakdown of the lyrics is *chef's kiss*

Strawberry Queen - Charles Wesley Godwin

Felt like Adam next to Eve staring at a fruit of God So I wrapped a bow around my heart and placed it in a box of cherry wood I asked her if she could take that box and do it good She smiled and said she would

*inhales* Okay, listen, the VIBE is more fitting than the actual lyrics of the song, let me explain. The singer is from West Virginia, he's a proud Appalachian man, and his wife who he wrote the song about is from Florida. He wrote this song about how he never, ever thought he could be with someone that wasn't also from the mountains, not from his culture/background, who didn't understand.

And that very much parallels Hatfish! Mu-yeol never would have thought he'd pursue someone who checked all three of these boxes: A. from the West, B. a human, and C. most importantly, a sorcerer. Sorcerers and fairies have MAD beef in Korea, sorcerers were barely on his radar to interact with back in Korea let alone befriend and catch feelings for. So yes, this is on here for how perfectly the song's energy matches!

Bring Your Love to Me - The Avett Brothers

Bring your love to me I will hold it like a dandelion One I want to save, one I want to keep From the breeze that follows me and no one else I can only stand here still And I can only hope you will Keep me in focus long enough to tell I'm trying to help

[chocolatte-and-despair]

May I ask for a matchup? I'm female, and I'm a bit chubby and short. I'm pretty easy to make blush, just compliment me and you've done it.

I like to draw, make video games, and write, but I'm willing to try out anything (like sewing and knitting) if I have nothing else to do. I get nervous in public and usually stick really close to the people I like and trust when I'm in public. I get scared easily and I can be pretty sensitive when it comes to what people say about me. I don't respond well to any form of physical touch by surprise, but I usually adore hugs and cuddles as long as I'm not caught off guard.

I have a bunch of scars all over me because I don't really heal, so I'd like it if they don't really judge me for it. Once I'm used to someone I tend to act more silly around them. I love having stress balls (but I accidentally break them too often-), plushies, or any type of weird pillow I can find.

I like anything soft, this isn't too important, and I'm not really sure why I've mentioned it. Sometimes I get tired of people every so often and I need to be alone, so I'm hoping whoever I get will be fine with that. Of course, once I'm done I'll probably go back to clinging to them unless they don't want me to.

I have a bit of a dark sense of humor, even though I'm pretty big on Justice and people getting what they deserve. Talking to me is just me being awkward, then ranting about science and theories I think are cool, then me being silly, and then, finally, me shitposting. I don't respond well to yelling, and it can scare me a lot.

One more thing before I end up accidentally telling you my life story, since you basically already know everything about me now. I love buying and making the people I care about gifts or little text adventure games. I'll do this randomly, so there's usually no reason for it. Sorry, I said way too much.

After thinking for a little bit, I decided to give you ... Lady (Undertale Snowdin Shopkeeper)! Here are a few reasons why. First of all, if you are looking for someone who is very understanding of your need to be alone, or to cuddle, she is the perfect person for that. Lady will always make sure that you are comfortable, and will never push you out of your comfort zone. Chances are that she will most likely just try her best to make sure that others don’t make you uncomfortable either.

Lady is very cuddly, meaning that you can get as much physical affection out of her as you want. There is no limit at all. And, to add to it all, Lady is very soft, because of her fur. 

Lady is very motherly and caring, so she would help you around with chores, and would always prepare you some delicious meal. She’s also the first one to reassure you about your scars, saying that she doesn’t mind them one little bit and that whoever says they aren’t pretty, they are lying.

Lady is the perfect person to listen to your scientific talks. As she is a mother, she is used to listening to stories and acting interested. Of course, sometimes she is interested, but most of the time, she just doesn’t understand what you are talking about. 

* Their  age: human age: 1781 years old, monster age: 37 years old

* Their  height: 6'2 feet

* Their  yandere type: Manipulative yandere

* Their  dere type: Deredere

* Their  Sexuality: Cisgender female Bicurious Panromantic

A . How would they show their love and affection? How intense would it get? - Lady is the type that shows her affection through physical things or making stuff. Lady would either hug you, cuddle you, kiss you, and other things like that, or she would make your delicious breakfast and would help you out as much as possible. 

B. What type of future are they planning with their lover? - Lady dreams of getting married to you one day, maybe even having one or two more children. She already has three children, but she wouldn’t mind having a few more with you too. She wants to feel like you all are a family. She wants to be happy with you. 

C. What is the scariest moment with them? - The moment that Lady made sure to poison someone that has been harassing you, through laced cigarettes from her shop. Honestly, it’s a surprise that no one ever found out, but one thing was for sure. She wasn’t someone to play with. 

D. How do they usually act with their lover? - Lady is very motherly and sweet. There is not one moment when she isn’t out there, trying her best to make her lover feel better. She will always clean the house for you, and try to spend time with you if you want. She might even start conversations about your favorite topics. 

E. How would they court their lover before? - Lady would make sure to become someone who you can depend on. The moment that Lady is sure that you feel comfortable around her, she would slowly start romancing you, trying to act like she is the perfect person for you, before asking you out. 

F. What's their favorite memory/thing in the relationship? - The moment that you first met her children. The moment was so sweet, and to this moment, she can’t forget when her four favorite people finally met and were getting so well along, like a true family. 

[velveetacrackncheese]

I don't want to talk about the ZP reboot anymore.

Wow, I’m making another super lengthy text wall about things I shouldn’t worry about again. Well, what else is new, right? Anyways, yeah. I don’t wanna talk about the reboot anymore, at least on here. (Close friends are excluded because I know it’s bound to pop up again and again haha.). Seriously, what’s done is done. Continuously taking about it, giving our own perspective on it is cool and all, but personally for me, I don’t really care to think about it as much as everyone else does. I’m just going with the flow of things.

Granted, I have my own views on the whole situation (funny how I can even call it a situation), I’m really not in any place where I feel the need to constantly worry about it like many do. I think what people need to realize is that although Zoophobia is an amazing comic, there are so many other things to entertain yourself with, especially in terms of webcomics. I mean, guys; Dreamkeepers, Lackadaisy, Cucumber Quest, Circus of Freaks, Alice and the Nightmare, etc. There’s so many other amazing webcomics out there worth the read. Zoophobia isn’t the only webcomic out there y'know? Not to mention, it’s not like Viv is killing the comic or anything. It’ll come back when it comes back. She literally tweeted that out like… A day ago, man. She’s also up to other things too. Most people who like ZP also have a mutual interest in HH and Timber, and even her Allison short. Some of the fans (not just here), are going nuts. The whole movie deal Viv was talking about? That’s simply wishful thinking.

Anyways, in regards to the controversy behind the reboot of ZP, this’ll be my last post on the matter. I love ZP like many others do, but I have other things that peak my interest also. ZP isn’t the only thing I enjoy. Most of y'all know I fucking love Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, and I’m currently reading Part 6: Stone Ocean. (I really just wanna skip to part 7: SBR because it looks like such a fun read xD.)

The ZP community won’t die either. Even if it does slightly diminish, there’ll always be someone making fanart, headcanons, memes, Shitposts, YTPs (someone finally fucking made one), and other things too.

I’m still down for doing fanart, rereading the current comic for inspiration, making headcanons and doing silly things in terms of ZP. However, I don’t wanna think or really be bothered about the reboot that’ll come when God knows when. I would rather prefer to just let it be. It is what it is, guys.