#dont commit voter fraud

[aurenzo]

Citizen of Tumblr,

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[cherbearsz]

it’s as nicki minaj foretold… he is the alpha the omega everything in between @fernsnailz

VOTE OMEGA IN THE TEAM DARK POLL AND SPARE YOURSELF IN THE IMMINENT ROBOT APOCALYPSE

[mishapen-dear]

i went to bed before i could release these

so NOW. THEY HAVE BEEN REPURPOSED.

look at that sad sad face. vote joe hills

og under cut

and the clipart i edited for that second one:

[sweetbabyrayray]

holy shit wait apparently some people might be committing voter fraud

DONT DO THAT YALL………. 🙏 THIS POLL IS ALL IN GOOD FUN

[candiedblueberries]

will a bribery of a drawing of scitties convince anyone to vote for etho. please . ill even include ariana griande

[darubyprincx]

hey guys, so there's a chance that the report request we sent in basically outing the entire fandom as committing huge voter fraud might actually fix the bot infestation. i dont think that this was on anyone's bingo cards for February 2023 but if it does end up happening then this is absolutely the funniest way possible to do it

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character — Scripted Bracket — Round 3

Propaganda

Peter Nureyev (The Penumbra Podcast: Juno Steel):

His character is the reason the term "Homme Fatale" became a thing

Homme fatale, living by the mantra of be gay, do crime. V secretive and just the right amount of flirty. Also I love him

He’s a slutty master thief who slept with a detective he went on 1 date(murder case) with and then fell ass over tea kettle in love. Literally can’t think of anything sexier

Antigone Funn (Wooden Overcoats):

An extremely agoraphobic mortician of a local funeral home who has every disease. Nervous wreck. Makes noises when stressed. An artist at heart (her embalming fluid is imbued with the fragrance of cinnamon).

she's the goth gf of your dreams. she's an undertaker, a romance novelist, a hot air balloon pilot, and she has interiority for days

It's antigone or unfollow me

please, everyone, antigone deserves this. she ghost-wrote a wildly successful erotic novel and then faked the death of the fake author. she didn’t leave her house for 17 years except to go see horny french films every thursday. she accidentally ended up in a love triangle with a hot domme lesbian circus ringmaster and her own employee. she broke up with a doctor after one date because he didn’t respect her career (and also his parrot hated her). she experienced years of carnal yearning for her professional rival only to finally realize she was actually okay on her own. she drinks embalming fluid. she thinks of funerals as an art form. she was diagnosed with depression as an infant. she wanted to be a clown when she grew up. her hero is a historical female scientist who has a statue with her tits out. she’s been attacked by owls. a bunch of children thought she was a forest witch. the rest of the village thought she was dead. she has committed multiple counts of breaking and entering. she designed artisanal chocolates that put you in a temporary coma. she can’t eat her own chocolates because she’s allergic to everything. she attracts shadows like a magnet. she’s a woman in STEM. if you have any love in your heart for goth weirdgirls you’ll do the right thing. ANTIGONE SWEEP

GUYS PLEASE

PLEASE VOTE FOR ANTIGONE!!!!!

CMON DON’T LET MY GIRL “CANNONICALLY WANTED BY EVERYONE ON THIS ISLAND” LOSE!!!

Considering committing voter fraud for Antigone. My girl 😔

Vote Antigone because do you understand how narratively satisfying it would be if she won??? Season one? She could barely go outside her mortuary. Season four? Modeling for a sexy calendar. THE CHARACTER GROWTH!!!!!!! Nothing more sexy than that.

COME ON Y'ALL VOTE ANTIGONE. VOTE FOR MY HORNY GOTH QUEEN!!!!!

VOTE ANTIGONE OR DIE

IF YALL DONT VOTE ANTIGONE UR BLOCKED. This isn’t even a joke.

[redstonedust]

i'm glad i dont have a number for how many times i commited voter fraud i do NOT want to donate cleo my life savings /silly

[loving-family-poll]

if wincest gets to the final round and looks like its winning i dont care who theyre up against im committing voter fraud. whos with me

Amma/camille fans are with you for sure

[bigprettygothgf]

How the hell did you have to google miette. Shes the origin of a very prevalent tumblr meme thats beeb around for like 4 years now. Do you find things to be mad at.

i dont care about memes shes a one hit wonder and as someone who has committed it i know voter fraud when i see it #StopTheCount

[10001gecs]

i will say its very silly to see all the "if you dont vote for joe biden you're basically as bad as a nazi!!!" posts while living in the california bay area. i could personally commit voter fraud and vote for trump 6000 times over and it would still not move us one percentage point towards flipping red

[fluffy-papaya]

HI FLUFFY . dont mind the default pfp it's because my ass accidentally voted branzy on my main & i decided to commit a bit of voter fraud. if u could doodle yeahjaron that would be epic

hi gen fantastic gen. legally i cannot support voter fraud. morally fuck yeah. anyway all i know about your guy is apparently he sucks at pvp <3

[denaliwrites]

once i get my laptop back and/or i start writing again the reblogs will cease this is my campaign promise to you my constituents

[bigswigrollers]

please dont click the last one (genuine) ((it will break my heart)) (((i will find you if you do)))

[cupcraft]

Cup Mutual's Survey Awards: results!

I am much too swamped with school to do a fancy power point this time (and i didnt think id get 88 responses) so i'll just list out the boring results by name and hope that is okay. If you wanna check the numbers feel free just to look at the survey. I also didnt tag directly the ppl in this survey bc i dont want to spam the notifs feel free to rb so they see it (esp for those nominated that are not mutuals with me though i find it funny and sweet ppl thought we were slfdjdsl!)

This will be long there were 27 categories. listed as winner and runner up. I didnt feel like calculating the %'s, like i said you can view the original survey HERE and the raw data HERE. If i accidentally reported the wrong winner pls let me know. I recommend you look by question not by bar chart bc some ppl have more votes than they appear as ppl put in their names inconsistently.

Also if there were funny answers for a result i did include them as an image below the answer for a q.

1: nicest mutual: gnf (wellwe are not mutuals but i find this very funny regardless /lh!) --- runner up: ctommy

2: most insane mutual: connor6lesbian --- runner up: cerhoney

3: most mirowaveable mutual: connor6lesbian --- runner up: ctommy + funny response:

4: indie blogger mutual: connor6lesbian --- runner up: aliveburs

5: most deranged inniter: inniter --- runner up: ctommy

6: most british mutual: snaxle --- runner up: phantomburs

7: Most american mutual: snaxle (you were so american Snaxle capitalized came in 4th) --- runner up: clingyduoapologist

8: Most discourse prone mutual: inniter --- runner up: connor6lesbian

9: most likely to kill cdream with bare hands: connor6lesbian --- runner up(s): egopocalypse & clingyduoapologist

10: best live reactions: conno6lesbian --- runner up: daggryet

11: best ctommy artist: miku3 --- runner up: ctommy

12: quickest to hit post limit on a lore day: areus-in-a-little-cave --- runner up: connor6lesbian

13: based/word of god mutual: daggryet --- runner up: conno6lesbian

14: most likely to be related to a cc: connor6lesbian --- runner up: ctommy

15: most likely to commit voter fraud in a character bracket survey: ctommy --- runner up: connor6lesbian

16: most obsessed with men's tits: blazevillains --- runner up: connor6lesbian

17: funniest mutual: connor6lesbian --- runner up: ctommy

18: best inniter: inniter --- runner up: ctommy

19: most likely to have a flashy breakup at a famous award's show and then spit in chris pine's lap or something: connor6lesbian --- runner up: sahara4k (i also dont think we are moots(?) but congrats hari!) & re-bi-vebur

20: best variety blogger: connor6lesbian --- runner up: miku3

21: most child mutual: ctommy --- runner up: connor6lesbian (this baffles me ngl)

22: best guy named mara: ctommy --- runner up: connor6lesbian

23: best ctommy blog ("only someone with url ctommy can win!"): ctommy --- runner up: miku3

24: bestest silliest loveliest mutual ever ("I think mara personally"): ctommy --- runner up: connor6lesbian

25: most mara coded mutual (Note: mara ctommy is barred from this category due to rigging and fraud /lh): connor6lesbian --- runner up: cerhoney (it would be once again mara ctommy as runner up but xe is barred from this category!)

26: token 404er: leftistgnf --- runner up: gogtopia

27: least consumed by the fog mutual: gnf --- runner up: daggryet & connor6lesbian

extra's:

Most likely to not be called by actual username: primeboys (lots of people just wrote jan)

A few people explaining their answers:

who did people think would win: ngl i was too tired to count but it seemed mostly mara ctommy!

person listed to lose the most: it might be snaxle again i eyeballed these

did ppl overall believe in the mara sweep? -> seemed overwhelmingly yes! Once again i cannot be bothered to do math.

a few funny comments:

overall thanks mara for the fun idea and thanks for a funny survey ya'll even though it was poorly run and scuffed and also reported (bc of me lmao).

tag list for results: @hecksee @wilburian @crimalwx

[demonlike-judge-of-fire]

Leon i dont know what we can dk anymore. Our only options now is to make someone with a huge following (like 1000ish) go fullmode uriel propagander and made their 1000ish followers to vote for her OR ask help for our sibling: the orvtwt OR throw away our morals, ethics and honor (and probably break the rules and risk getting uriel eliminated) and create ghosts accounts just to vote for Uriel

Like- i really don't know what is the best option here. Do you?

mm lets see

it wouldnt be too hard (actually, not at all) to ask from orvtwt. it should be fine. i dont know if we'd even get seen but there would be no harm in trying so thats not a bad idea

and about committing voter fraud.... i dont mind too much. ive done it before on other polls but i dont believe its allowed in this one and i dont want her eliminated. but if youve seen me youll know i was rigging the yaoioff for over 6 hours straight and i can do it again