#dont fuck with cad bane)))

[fat-tasty-krogan]

Omega has no titled ruler and only one rule: don`t fuck with Cad Bane :)

I've been dreaming of drawing a sofa in Afterlife since 2012, but I couldn't draw then, hehe

[clonehub]

Episode 8 of the bad batch

It just occurred to me they have neither a crawl nor a narrator.

Crosshairs voice is so 🥴 (derogatory)

See this is what they shouldve shown more of for wrecker: someone who actually displays the skills in his job. He's a demo expert but for the most part he fires a gun. I have my own hcs about wrecker primary and secondary and tertiary knowledge but do I trust the team to give wrecker that depth and firmly move him away from the lazy and racist writing of Big Muscle Small brain. No. But this moment w him and omega is cute bc it solidifies how close they are and I'm never against a big guy being friends w a kid.

"I'm not crazy" *annoying laugh*

"I failed my first disarming test too" adding that to the vault w the line "he's losing his touch"

Wreckers walk cycle here is so dbaknskajskss

So is that guy just dead?????

She ran all the way over there w that big ass gun 😭

Hunters armor doesn't seem v protective

Echo's sense of honor and duty is still so strong

I wonder how far they are from the bridge

Man I feel so bad for echo like this whole thing has been him a butting heads with the rest of the batch

"mlst likely" tech cmon

It's funny bc if this was on TV that would have been a commercial break

What do you mean they didn't see them come on 😭

Oh is this the episode where omega kills people and they just don't mention it

"aim for the kid" LMAOOOOO

Idk like. They're so ready to kill the clones but when it's a non clone they use stun blasts and I think it's been like that in every situation so far

YEAH OMEGA IS KILLING THE CLONES TOO?? WHAT THE FUCK???

Yeah I can't. Like this whole fight don't sit right w me the way wrecker is so brutal w the regs and throwing them off places and the regs are getting like pinned under debris

I wonder how they design these parts of the ship like is there already a Way These Work or do they just add what's necessary

Man don't interrupt techs info dump

Crosshairs yelling voice is not what I expected

Damn crosshair really finna roast them

I'm so sorry but echos delivery when

DONT YALL GOT LESS THAN TWO MINUTES?

This is a more subtle arrangement of their theme which I appreciate

Crosshair being unlucky enough for his helmet to fall off lmao

Ouch omega going through all this w no armor

Oooh creepy. Poor 8508

PLEASE THE FUCKING GUITAR FOR CAD BANE

"I'm not like other clones"

Banes got a good look to him here

This stand off was originally boba and bane I remember seeing the reel

This music has taken this episode from scary and kinda heartbreaking straight to camp of the corniest varieties like the tone of it is just too different

Wait it's working a little

This kinda annoys me that tbb can get shot in the chest and still live but literally no other clone but Rex (bc he's a MC) has that benefit

Crosshair w all these bandages 😭

They should show more HUD povs tbh

Tew be honiss.....tbb doesn't need to be a 16 episodes season. If they'd cut out nearly all the middle episodes that don't include crosshair or deal w the empire in some way it'd be tighter as a story since there was so much time dedicated to avoiding developing them. This is why ppl say the lacing felt a bit off, like in canon it really can't have been more than a few weeks at the most but the way it's being handled it's like crosshair disappeared and has been gone for so long he either never existed or the bad batch don't think about him anymore

[yeehawgeek]

liveblogging my reaction to s3 e10 and 11

im just doing one post for today bc im lazy

from e10’s description i seemed to have been right about who’s having the crisis

ok onto the episode

where is that

force sensitive baby

cad bane is going to be here aint he

oh ok we’re on tantiss now

she’s gonna see the project and be like “wtf im out”

the specimens are gonna be like force sensitive kids ain’t it

bingo

ok so omega isn’t force sensitive, she can just replicate midichlorians

these poor babies aren’t allowed to have names are they

this really is some fucking nazi ass shit

broccoli over there is planning an escape aint he

cad bane?

CAD BANE!

leave baby master shifu alone

emiere is trying so hard to not interact with these kids personally

poor broccoli kid

these are fucking children

they just stunned him, he’ll be fine

it’d be so funny if that kid just pulled a padme and died bc he didn’t wanna live anymore

not actually funny but like fucked up yk

“theyre children. like i was. was your plan to discard them too?” WHAT DO YOU MEAN GIRLIE

i can’t stand the way nala se talks

ominous motherfucker damn

she’s gonna be like “oh my god that’s a literal fucking toddler this is insane”

is that cx-2

CID? PHEE? OH FUCK OH GOD

omega infected her with morals didnt she

“he just wanted to go home. we all want to go home” the empire is like evil evil

SHE KEPT STRAW LULA????

what happened to “no personal items”

ok that was the end of episode 10, onto 11

i see cx-2 in the thumbnail

PHEEEEEEEE YAYYYYYYY

i really hope that cx-2 isn’t tech god

is he just gonna steal her ship

omg she has a full on sword

my second favorite pirate in star wars

oh wait pabu is totally fucked isn’t it

“i broke the encryption” now im convinced that he’s tech

MY HUSBAND HES BACK

i love wrecker

aww the locals living on batcher is so cute

NOT TECHS GOGGLES OH MY GOD

AND LULA??????

do they have friendship necklaces bc if so that’s adorable

is that the ventress cave

he’s gonna blow up the marauder isn’t he

NO THE MARAUDER

wrecker better be ok or i’m hunting jennifer corbett down

BABY CLONES

i hope we get a cx-2 reveal this ep

i dont think stealing a ship is gonna go well tbh

who says “domicile”

get their asses batcher

ok hunter is assassins creeding it

hunters not gonna die like this

of course omega is going to sacrifice herself

they have another way to track her

NO THE TRACKER MISSED

omegas gonna pull some force bullshit before the series ends isnt she

[max--phillips]

I dont think ive ever watched the clone wars movie so . Here goes

R2 just hanging out there is objectively hilarious

“No thanks” too bad Anakin lmao you’re getting one whether you like it or not

Rex laughing about Ahsoka calling Anakin Skyguy is pretty much a perfect summary of their relationship

“That shield is certainly putting a crimp in my day” lmao

“You never know what you’re gonna run into” you don’t say?

CiViLiZeD

Ahsoka is having an absolutely terrible time lmao

Oh shit Ahsoka Lives from the Mando s2 soundtrack kinda sounds like whatever’s playing in the background here

How much foreshadowing can they cram into three sentences, Jesus

The clones immediately adopting Ahsoka is amazing

Man the backgrounds in this movie are fuckin awful lmao very much obviously 2008

“I told you to say close to me” you say after RUNNING AWAY

Great score tbh

Dooku was just there lmao ?

“Do not fail me” Dooku this is Ventress you’re talking to. She’s obviously going to fail you

Oh yeah the soundtrack choices made in Mando s2 were definitely deliberate

I’d love to know what happened that made Obi-Wan’s and Ventress’s relationship Like That . Like just fuck already good lord

The reference to the Tusken raider incident is a lil dark for a children’s movie

“None of us are secure with you flying” lmao

Another happy landing :)

Padmé!!!!!!!!!

The fact that Palpatine is basically playing three distinct roles is hilarious. It’s genuinely insane that no one realized what was going on

Subtitles say “jazz music playing.” Unacceptable. That is jizz music

Lmao it’s the terrible gay stereotype uncle

Corey Burton is a man of many talents . The range. Cad Bane. Ziro the Hutt. Moliere. Hugo Strange.

Jabba probably heard Luke introducing himself and was like, “fucking Skywalker?”

[bumpscosity]

Star tours update speculation I’m only posting so I have evidence I thought of it on my own if it shows up on the ride

Opening villains:

It would be cool to have some NON-FORCE USING villains as openers, thrawn is a big one but I feel like tarkan would be fun too

THE EMPEROR WOULD BE SO COOL HE FORCE LIGHTNINGS YOUR SHIP AND-

GREVIOUS OR MAUL

Mixing up the formulas always fun, maybe bad guys are coming to stop you but a hero comes and force pushes the speeder out of there :O

Destinations:

lothal and you get lothcats on your ship and r2 has to get them off also phoenix squad helps you get out of there

second planet space battle destination where you dont immediately leave hyperspace and instead see purgills while you’re jumping and r2 makes you follow them instead so you’re in this big battle and there’s purgills destroying ships and shit

can you tell ive been rewatching rebels

Geonosis/boba fett style space fight but it’s mando trying to kill you instead or maybe he’s helping you idk

pre-empire florum and hondos in his cool ufo actively trying to shoot down your speeder and possibly kill you bc the spy has a dead-or-alive bounty on their head <3

surprised this one hasn’t been done but the droid factory from the prequels would be SO fun

DEATH STAR TRENCH RUN BRING IT BACKKKKKK </3

hear me out on this one but mortis would be so fucking funny considering this ride is like half canon

Battu as both a planet 1 AND planet 2 option both obviously completely different tho

Corellia where you happen to be there while the falcon is there smuggling coaxium for hondo the resistence

Camino, doesn’t even matter when in the timeline however being chased down by clones would be fun

I know the whole joke is that you never make it to endor but how funny would it be if it was a planet 1 option. It’s literally the first place you go however things go so wrong that you go to 2 other planets and NEVER make it back to endor.

I know coruscant is already an option (and I love it) but id LOVE an option for the lower levels, maybe you’re being chased by a bounty hunter like cad bane or fennec or something.

Castilon with the colossus????? I know nobody gives a fuck about resistance but I do <3

Cad bane……

Mandalore, I’m torn because a pre-bombing era where maybe deathwatch is trying to kill you (as they do) would be great but post-bombing is SO pretty with all the crystals. Maybe we can have both if we ask disney nicely. Alternate idea that could also be thrown into either of these you’re in the caves and the mythosaur almost eats you :O

Transmissions:

Ezra my good friend Ezra

Chopper >:) more droid chaos

Hera obviously

Speaking of obvious AHSOKA

I know these holograms are pointing out the resistance/rebel/republic spy but I want hondo to be crammed into as many parts of this ride as possible. He’s buddy-buddy (as buddy-buddy as you can get with hondo) with chewie so maybe that’s something idk

filoni put star tours into a canon piece of media (rebels) so I think it’s only fair star tours returns the favor. plo koon transmission.

captain rex (droid)

captain rex (clone)

galaxys most hated man saw gerrera??? I feel like his transmission would be boring but we need more holograms so bad I can’t keep getting admiral ackbar i love him but I need something else </3

yeager and maybe buckets there too….. resistance needs more rep

Generally more prequel characters would be fun, especially since r2 and 3po know so many of them from tcw

[pettyprocrastination]

Cad bane is just as confused by the characterization of boba fett as I am

[americiumam]

waking up with tumblr notifications moodboard @beroyas

[aboardthehavocmarauder]

Me: *rewatching bad batch episodes for a request*

Hunter: You’d be surprised

Me: Dumbass you get SHOT. Just because you’re enhanced DONT MEAN SHIT WITH CAD BANE BRO

Hunter: *gets shot*

Me: *starts crying* Oh fuck me

[fennecswife]

I would just like to once again say fuck you to Dave filoni and everyone who worked on this episode because I did not feel like crying today

Spoilers—

COB YOU BETTER WAKE UP RIGHT NOW

FUCK YOU LUKE YOUR SISTER IS MARRIED HAS A CHILD AND IS A JEDI DONT MAKE GROGU CHOOSE

there was so much in that episode Jesus

I really wanted Luke and din to interact and do the whole space dads stuff

GROGUS LITTLE HOPS

CAN DAVE JUST STOP WITH THE ORDER 66 I THOUGHT I WAS SAFE BUT THE JOKES ON ME WERE NEVER SAFE FROM IT

i think that seeing order 66 from grogu was one of the hardest ones so far from me after Ahsoka and probably around the same and kanan

okay I loved the past two episodes and I love din but I miss my man boba. Like this feels like mando season 3 and I just want boba to get his screen time

Fennec never change I love you

CAD BANE LIVE ACTION CAD BANE LIVR ACTION CAD BANE LIVE ACTION

LITTLE BABY GROGU IN CHAINMAIL ARMOR

ISTFG IF MAX REBO DIED IN THE EXPLOSTION DAVES GONNA CATCH SOME HANDS

I love how much Din has been talking lately

If milf twilek cantina lady died I’m suing

AHSOKA SAYINF THERES SO MUCH OF YOUR FATHER IN YOU FUCKING RIPPED MY HEART OUT AND STOMPED ON IT

“IM AN OLD FAMILY FRIEND” YES YOU ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY PRECIOUS WOMAN AHSOKA I LOVE YOU

[contrispos]

Episode 9 - Bounty Lost

[Star Wars: The Bad Batch]

Dave, I will murder you. But like not right now cause I can’t breathe after this episode.

—

DAMN TECH CAN FLY

Crosshair’s scars are gonna be really nasty, I kinda don’t even want to see them after they heal.

Hunter can you worry about your own life please? At least he got the goddamn blaster wound bandaged.

I never thought I would be this excited about Cad Bane yet here we are

Omega really is a little shit, but in a good way

CAD BANE’S MUSIC I CAN’T

STOP TELLING HER THEY ARE GONE, SHE IS A CHILD

But like Cad steps into the scene and just like that it’s a western and I love that he radiates such strong energy

I fucking love Todo

STOP CALLING HER CLONE

NALA SE IS THE ONLY RESPECTABLE GIRAFFE IN HERE RIGHT NOW

EXCUSE ME BITCH????? TERMINATE HER?????

Oh Omega, You sneaky little shit. I know what you’re gonna do

Hunter walks like a fucking gym dude, he has his shoulders all poofed up

Awswwwww RICKA

Omg

Wait

DO WE GET TO KNOW WHY SHE IS SO GODDAMN IMPORTANT

WHAT

SHE IS A FEMALE BOBA??????

HOLY FUCK

OMEGA I LOVE YOU

Todo and Omega are my new favourite duo send tweet

OMEGA YOU LITTLE SHIT I LOVE YOU

Did I mention I love Cad’s boots?

Okay maybe Todo and Cad get the best duo, I dunno

WRECKERS EXPRESSION WHEN HE HEARD OMEGAS VOICE

HUNTERS TOO

HUNTER SHE NEEDS YOU

Why do I love Cad Bane so much all of a sudden?

OKAY NEVERMIND HE THREW MY CHILD AT A WALL

but like,,,,,,,,I kinda like him??

he is mr. confident

also: FUCKING FENNEC??? SHE IS BACK

HOW DOES CAD BANE MAKE AN ABANDONED KAMINOAN FACILITY INTO A FUCKING WESTERN I DONT UNDERSTAND

oh no, cad’s beloved credits!!!

RUN OMEGA

okay I will shut up about Cad Bane but how do I fucking love him now when I absolutely could NOT stand him in TCW

is he ded

it must be hella hard to run with those handcuffs

is that some sort of distant cousin to snoke?

YES GO SAVE YOUR DAUGHTER

Bane’s hat looks really sad when it’s on the floor like that

OKAY THAT IS DEFINITELY SOME SISTANT COUSIN OF SNOKE

that shit fugly

EWEWEWEEEWWWW

THAT IS DISGUSTING

I LOVE WHEN HE SAYS LITTLE LADY

U A GENTLEMAN

hold up

cad bane without blasters? interesting

the lesbian goddess vs. the blue twink: who will win?

I swear Omega just gets cuter by the second

OH NO IS MY CHILD LIMPING?????

I love her

I am in love

HOLY SHIT IS HE GONNA DIE

no okay nevermind

I TOLD YOU HIS BOOTS ARE AMAZING

Cad Bane without a hat? Interesting

no the pod is failing

shit

stop

shit shit shit

THAT IS A SHIP IF I’VE EVER SEEN IT

BADBATCH BADBATCH BADBATCH BADBATCH

PLEASE BE THE BATCH I AM BEGGING YOU

YES

WRECKER

RICKA

YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS

AAAAAAAHHHHH

I CANT

STOP BUT LIKE DONT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SHE GOT A HUG

THAT WAS A HUG

I WANT A HUG TOO

I want Tech to hug her

HUH

GASP

SHE IS CRYING

HUNTER FUCKING HUG HER GODDAMNIT

STOP CRYING

HUNTER BE A GOOD FUCKING DAD AND HUG HER

BE LIKE CUT

Yes mom that is true

Bane is coming

BANE IS COMING

MAKE THE JUMP TECH GODDAMNIT

Oh

What

how is the ship not working???

was is fennec?

IT WAS FENNEC

why tho?

okay THAT is Nala Se

OMG

YES NALA SE I KNEW I COULD TRUST YOU

KEEP HER AWAY FROM LAMA SU PLEASE AND THANK YOU

wait

is fennec’s job to not get Omega?

WRECKERS TIRED SOUND

AHHHH

WHO IS SNORING???

TECH????

I AM DEAD

TECH IS A SNORER

tech is a snorer…

TECH IS SO FUCKING CUTE WHEN HE IS SLEEPING I ACTUALLY CANT HANDLE IT

OMEGAS LITTLE SMILE AS SHE PASSES HIM

I COULD DIE RIGHT NOW AND I WOULD NOT BE MAD CAUSE I WAS BLESSED BY TECHS BEAUTY

i will shut up about tech now

im sorry

one question: where the hell is echo?

*CUE A SCREECH WHICH CANNOT POSSIBLY BE INTERPRETED INTO TEXT*

HUNTER YOUR DAD IS FULLY SHOWING RIGHT NOW

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THE ONLY THING MISSING IS A FUCKING HUG

alright Dave I thank you for this slightly less angsty episode, see ya next week when I will probably have to sue you again

[kataralover]

an actuarte recount of my emotions during tbb ep

*omega and wrecker are so cute stoppppp*

*echo is so sassy plssssss*

*wrecker <333333*

*oh we’re finally seeing kamino again*

*FUCK CROSSHAIR LEAVE THEM ALONE*

*FUCK CROSSHAIRS NEARLY KILLING THEM WTF*

*FUCK FUCK FUCK*

*OH SHIT CROSSHAIR NO I DONT WANT U TO DIE*

*OKAY THEYRE GETTING AWAY*

*WAIT A SECOND SOMEONE ELSE IS THERE*

*BOBA????AHSOKA?????CAL?????MACE????BAIL????*

*OH FUCK ITS CAD BANE HELLLLLL YEAHHHHHH*

*WAIT HES GONNA TRY AND STEAL OMEGA FUCK NO*

*HUNTER I STG PROTECT OMEGA WITH UR LIFE*

*I DIDNT MEAN LITERALLY DIE*

*OKAY HE SURVIVED BUT WHAT THE FUCK WHERE IS OMEGA FUCK*

[jo3mm]

hi here's me ranting about the book of boba fett

the perception of boba fett as a cool slick character thats been built up with not knowing a single thing about them has been flipped upside down- my day is ruined, my crops are dying, and boba fett is no more (not really)- i feel bc now that disneys taking their shot to flesh out this barebones of a character, they're falling incredibly short of the mass perception/hype that made boba fett so dang cool to imagine (especially with the limitations they gotta work with considering their primary audience being kids) >that said though- i feel I can respect what disney was trying to do to revive boba fett/build him up from his lowest point-

but i feel the way it was executed/directed feels just off (I blame this though on just the situation of having to revive boba fett to begin with? but that can also come down to writing/direction.Though here, I think it weighs more on direction with Robert Rodriguez at the helm tho - dont get me wrong, he's great, but it just doesnt match up- if they kicked it off with a stronger director like farveau himself or the real kickers like Filoni or Howard- i feel they'd have a stronger first 3 episodes to capture the audience >directors aside, i think the whole writing and selling of this show as the book of boba fett is entirely misleading/sets up expectations they fail to deliver on? its really just Mando season 2.5. they could've gone over boba fetts whole arc i feel in a bar episode scene and called it a day. Bc all boba really does is get in the tank>flashback>walk around>stir some shit>talk to people>gets into trouble>gets ass saved>repeat

>it just makes boba fett so laaaaammmmmme. the one saving grace of "oh shit, bobas actually pretty badass, is him pulling some detroit survival training moves on cad bane at episode 7"- if they just sprinkled that badassery around, but emphasized that "oh fuck,boba you're kinda still fucked up from the sarlac pit and should get back in the bacta tank- but that was cool as fuck tho what you did, you still got it old timer"- they couldve done the hype of his character so wellllllllll

>so episodes 1-4 can be glanced over bc its that whole cycle mentioned above. episodes 5-6 are great bc you have seasoned directors running that train. episode 7 tho? holy shit we're back on the rodriguez train and its.... just loads of blaster fire and ehhhhhhhhhh- action scenes just build upon each other and its like "oh cool, this person popped up to fight, nice? oh cool this other character too! now do something please- no? okay then- and it just goes on for so much longer than it should, i honestly think they just ran out of stuff to do/put and just fluffed it up with empty action sequences

the only real good moment there was cad bane and boba dueling it out/fennec just being a badass

thats all i got stirring in my noggin- im sure theres more tl;dr- boba fetts been neutered, a weak kick off on a series is a settup for disaster, and sometimes legendary stories should be percieved from afar to fully appreciate the magnitude of em

tbh i also blame farveau too, i cant put all the blame on rodriguez, im sure he's just doing his job- but farveau in this scenario can be equally blamed on

[5:02 PM]K NOW IM DONE

[wizarddank]

Boba Fett Finale Spoilers:

Opening: okay good boba is here and speaking

Confirmation the pikes killed the tuskens (duh)

XWING XWING XWING FUCK

PELI PELI PELI LUKE AND PELI MY PRAYERS

...

WOW LUKE.

WOW

LMAO WELP

DIDNT THINK THEY WOULD MAKE DINLUKE THIS HARD TO SHIP BY MAKING LUKE SUCH A DICK

Okay but the way Peli talks to Grogu exactly like we would is too much, I love her. "Look at you all fancy!"

Okay this dialogue with the serious characters though. Why is Fennec speaking to the audience through Din and Boba by telling them what they clearly already know? She's like ... Chipping away at the fourth wall. Just monologuing exposition. This is dumb.

Krrsantan in Tradoshan territory seems uh. Questionable.

"DRASH AND SKAD" LMAO.

I am sorry but even if the people of Freetown showed up in mandalorian armor I don't see how this is a match for the pikes???

Listen. The pikes killing the tuskens is a surprise to exactly no one. They could have crafted a better twist than that.

Yeah okay. Boba Fett believing in that non interference treaty AND believing at face value who killed the tuskens? They have made Boba Fett look like not only a moron but definitely too incompetent to be a crime lord. This show is one long character assassination. There's your twist: this is Lucas's way to finally make everyone hate Boba Fett as much as he does.

Wow yeah lmao boy they played Boba Fett like a fucking fool.

MY PIG BOYS

Please dont let my boy Krrsantan go out like this.

Oh they're going to mos eisley? Yeah someone is definitely gonna shoot at grogu and his beskar will protect him.

This shit has been more the Book of Fennec Shand than Boba Fett. She is smarter and more capable than Boba, make her daimyo.

Cad Bane Fennec showdown imminent.

BOBADIN

BOBADIN

BOBADIN

"THESE PEOPLE are counting on me" THESE PEOPLE DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU. THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU. This show was written by morons! They established ZERO rapport between Boba and the locals. Fucking stupid!

Listen... I love "I have nothing to live for" Din lmfaoooooo. He does this SO OFTEN IT'S HILARIOUS. He is the embodiment of that "guess I'll just die!" meme.

He is definitely using this negotiation as a distraction and also possible way to kill the twi'lek.

Boba Fett poet confirmed (looking at you purplesauris).

BOBADIN FIGHT SCENE BOBADIN FIGHT SCENE

The people of freetown with their ONE SPEEDER AND LIKE 9 PEOPLE.

Did they REALLY kill cobb vanth off screen? He was alive when the scene cut away! Unless "gunned down in cold blood" also just means... Shot. There's no way he is dead.

THAT'S MY BOY SANTO.

Not a damn thing is this rocket gonna do. The shields are up.

Yeah see.

Din: this lightsaber is WORTHLESS

Why are all these people running straight down the street? Duck into a building or something jesus. BOB AND WEAVE.

WHEN EYEPATCH GUY DID THE SPIN AND SHOOT LMAO WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT???

You're telling me Peli didn't hear the explosions and gunfire? Yeah okay.

Oh the city folk and the dune folk working together. How heartwarming. At least it would be if you had established strife between them at any point.

HE!!!!

JUMP!!!!!!!

r a n c o r t i m e

YEAH BOBA AND DIN WITH THEIR LIL FREAKS

Pleasw dont kill the rancor.... :(

Peli you horny alien-fucking goddess

Jango mention on the bingo sauare

GADDERFI

See THAT'S how you kill a character ON screen.

Actually that scene was probably one of the best in the show. A bit tropey but a GOOD trope. If you've been watching Star Wars since the mid 2000s that was a good ending to Cad Bane and a good Boba Fett moment. Not really a growth moment... But a moment haha.

If Cobb Vanth is really dead they handled that so shittily. EASILY they could have had him die where we could see it.

I really am expecting him to show up at the end because that's stupid.

Shut your hole with the fucking king kong reference lmao

He give ball!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is it --- ARE YOU FUCKING.. Okay well it wouldn't be Din if he wasn't getting beaten to shit and his head assaulted.

GROGU AND RANCOR BFFE

HE TAKE NAP RIGHT HERE

Bitch she hung the mayor??!!!!

Lmao the song is saying Boba Fett???????

I TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE.

Okay so in conclusion there were elements of this show that were handled with all the intelligence and creativity of a 13 year old boy's fanfic but it wrapped up better than I was willing to give it credit for. SUPER overly simplistic but whatever.

[newta]

Ridiculous shit i love about SW the clone wars

The clones calling a 14 year old girl "Sir"

Obi Wan in the Hunger Games

The one where a terrorist slapped Ahsokas ass

Artoo deciding to go to a robo Spa with the money Anakin gave them for fruit while Treepio gets kidnapped

Anakin being Dad Vader everytime Ahsoka is in danger

Cad Bane killing someone because his hat was cooler

Ahsoka overthrowing a corrupt government with the help of 5 untrained students

The one where Anakin lost R2 and lied while intending Ahsoka was his daughter and lost R2

The one where two Jedi and a Sith where chained on one another and failed to escape till Jar Jar fucking Binks saved them

Hondo being Space Jack Sparrow

The feminist witch clan who just chill in the woods being loyal to only themselves

Every third episode someone tries to kill Padme, because shes the only one in the galaxy to have braincells

The one where someone stole Ahsokas lightsaber and she had to get them back with a jedi grandpa, because anakin would scould her. Like 3 people died

Ahsoka being resurrected by the personification of the Light Side (shes space jesus, we dont need the Chosen One, Anakin fuck off)

How the Jedi just take 14 year old into shady bars and stripclubs

That one horny super kinky slaver queen like wtf the episode was brutal

Padme and Satine being royal besties and judging men together

Anakin slowly becoming mad while the imperial march plays in the background, Ahsoka tries to decide how much is enough

Everyone underestimating Artoo and getting their asses kicked

Sending Skywalker and Kenobi to every single mission cause Kenobi is the only one who likes and can handle Anakin

Correction! Obi wan loves him but he doesnt like him

Anakin throwing away all his morals when someone he loves is involed

Boba Fett being a whiny lil kid

Young Tarkin being a bitch no one likes except Anakin who even with the force on his side is a dumbass and thinks hes a good guy

The one where hunters kidnapped jedi younglings and used them for hunting like wtf

Obi Wan bullying Anakin like theres no tomorrow calling it banter

Anakin giving padme his lightsaber as a symbol of love while terrorists get into the senate and he is utterly useless BECAUSE HE GAVE HIS LIFE AWAY BECAUSE PADME WAS BUSY AND COULDNT GO ON VACATION WITH HIM.

The one where padme had to flirt with a senator and anakin was just jealous

Everyone knowing Skywalker and Kenobi like they are celebraties

Padme always wanting to go on diplomatic missions but ending up in shootings in some hangars

Anakin, just Anakin

Those motherfucker who just keep talking in their language not caring for anyone or trying to speak basic, fuck yeah u do you boo

Anakin realizing what he will do when he turns evil so he turns evil

[ethvn-torchio]

april fools crack headcanons

I'll do all except yoda because fuck you, that's why

big sigh @stillmourningtonystark​ dared me to do this because I mistakenly said I never wrote a crack fic before. this will be extremely cursed and i’m warning you to turn back now, im literally putting a cut here so yall dont accidentally read this. I’m so genuinely sorry this post exists. April fools? oh and there’s a surprise guest/dishonorable mention at the end.

(bitch there isn’t even a gif for Dex or Sandwich clone I’m)

Dating Jar Jar would include...

try as he might, I personally believe Jar Jar is not a very good boyfriend, generally speaking.

however, if you watched the boring episodes of TCW like I did, you know he 100% tapped that queen. Yes, Jar Jar Binks fucked a queen. so... canon states Jar Jar fucks, so here we are. sigh, here we go

Jar Jar a mad player. Lowkey a flirt and don’t ask me how, but you fr fr fell for him.

what that long ass tounge do tho 👅😜

is actually a sex god, the stupid senator act is all phony. this man gets mad pussy

yall don’t really like the same foods, as Jar Jar tends to eat raw frogs, insects, and fish mostly (this man does not cook his food fr fr), but he’s happy to try anything from your culture that you make.

you lowkey think he’s a sith lord (if you somehow don’t know, just google darth jar jar)

jar jar tries, but generally your relationship is purely for the sex 

Dating Dex Jettster would include...

(somehow, the idea of dating dex is more cursed than dating jar jar)

you met Dex while applying for a job at his diner. 

though he’s a little gross looking, once you get over that you find he’s actually quite sweet.

a workaholic, so when you do see him it’s pretty special 😍

you had a lot of time with him when he committed insurance fraud and got his diner burned down (yall think i’m joking? I’m not) and that was great for your relationship

i don’t have much to say about dex, but he’s probably a better boyfriend than jar jar

just based on his general body size (in his scene in aotc he’s fucking giant compared to obi wan) he probably has a big dick, so yall got that goin for you as a couple

100% a top

Dating Sandwich Clone would include...

sandwich clone is arguably the best person to date here. Like, he’s as close to a normal pick as you can get on this list.

Loves sandwiches and bread in general (omfg i miss breaddd, this bitch has no idea how lucky he is to eat space-gluten), will wake you up to say that he made you french toast or something.

he probably attracts a lot of attention at 79′s, because he’s so swag  pussy magnet over here

Like most of the the clones, straight up, he’s just good boyfriend material.

Clearly he’s pretty selfless considering he threw his beloved sandwich at Cad Bane, so yknow, he’s a brave boi :)

You sometimes think he loved sandwiches more than you ngl

sigh...

Dating P*ng Kr*ll would include...

this bitch is a fucking virgin if i’ve ever seen one

yall never even dated, this bitch said hello to you once and decided yall were dating in true incel fashion (i mean look at this creature, he just screams incel to me). you, along with the entire jedi order, rejoiced when he died. the end.

[levitatingbiscuits]

I really like your Jangobi fic on AO3 - and am hunting down comics/books with Jaster. Question: Do you have some headcanons about the people/universe in your story?

excellent question!!!!!! 

in this verse anakin’s 1st meeting with qui-gon and obi-wan was more of a screwball comedy (that still ends in tragedy. rip qui-gon. or maybe not lol you’ll see)

so basically obi-wan and qui-gon were trying to infiltrate gardulla’s palace but OOPS so were sheev and maul bc sheev got some random woman force-impregnated with weird old rituals courtesy of plaugeis and he was scrambling to find this kid b4 the jedi could. but the jedi dont KNOW about anakin they’re just there bc they want to negotiate a treaty with the hutts BUT they get mixed up in sheev’s plan to blow up the palace and sheev pins the whole thing on the 2 jedi scheduled to pay a visit. so obi-wan and qui-gon have to infiltrate as dancers and there’s some zany Shirtless Shenanigans and someone gets grinded on before the night is through (it’s cad bane. obi-wan u slut)

BUT guess who figures out that they’re space wizards: ANAKIN, AGE 9, CURRENTLY BEING HUNTED DOWN BY A SITH WHO’S ACCOSTING EVERY CHILD IN THE AREA AND ASKING IF THEIR MOM IS A VIRGIN. anakin thinks it would be totally wizard to help the space wizards hoodwink his boss because fuck her she’s a slaver. obi-wan is distraught that they’re bringing a child into this and incessantly mother-hens while shmi wonders who the fuck this ginger thot with aspirations towards fatherhood is. qui-gon, who as we know has no problems tossing young boys in the deep end and expecting them to swim, is like clearly this child must be space jesus. sheev, meanwhile, is convinced that he’s the space antichrist. neither of them are wrong.

eventually there’s a lightsaber duel while obi-wan is still in a metal speedo because I KNOW MY AUDIENCE. maul has the weirdest boner and immediately loses it bc obi-wan chops it off (along with the rest of his bottom half). qui-gon, meanwhile, gets bbq’d by an irate sheev in front of gardulla’s horrified (and entertained) entourage. i want this to be angsty but i feel compelled to mention that metal speedos are HIGHLY conductive so qui-gon’s balls probably get flash-fried. gardulla kicks sheev and the bottom half of maul out because she LIKED that DILFy dancer and it’s rude to murder your host’s strippers. obi-wan asks shmi if he can take anakin to be trained at the temple and sells his jewel-encrusted lingerie to buy both her and anakin’s freedom. shmi agrees once she learns that the sith will most likely be back (and she’s already had an unpleasant encounter with the top half of maul where he’s been hiding in the dumpster out back), and anakin really wants to learn how to Cool Murder, so she’s like “FINE i guess” and obi-wan reassures her that if anakin ever decides to leave the jedi order he’ll leave with him and take care of him and train him bc that’s LITERALLY CANON. OBI-WAN IS THE BEST DADBROTHER EVER.

and then mandalorians or whatever