“this anime we’ve been watching together is very amusing, light. who’s your favorite character?”
“hm. i’m not sure.”
“damn it. he’s using our shared interest in this funny anime about a frog failing to take over the world to see if i’m kira. i have to be careful. i could always say i like keroro, which would be a safe bet, since he’s the main character. however-”
“keroro’s entire goal is to end the world and enslave the human race. despite his silly antics he’s a very powerful character with a temper and is sneaky enough to fly under the radar, just like kira.”
“who would be a safe bet? i can’t say kururu, his entire thing is being sociopathic. i could try to throw him off by saying tamama, but light yagami would never pick such a pathetic suck up as his favorite character. maybe i should just say a human character. yeah, in fact, i know exactly who to say.”
“i like koyuki. she’s a very admirable character.”
“i see. her devotion to her friends and sweet personality are nice to see in a character. i personally like dororo.”
“what game are you playing at, L? we both know that dororo is a seeker of peace and justice, but that he and koyuki’s allyship has the constant of butting heads. are you trying to say that your and my allyship is temporary, that you’re willing to throw me to the wolves if i prove to be a serious threat? that’s what dororo would do.”
“i like angol mois! she’s cute!”
“misa, what are you doing?! angol mois’ entire existence is for the purpose of ending the world! she’s far more powerful than meets the eye, and while bubbly she seeks out the universe’s destruction! are you trying to reveal yourself as kira? you’re hopeless at this.”
these are the "files" for the characters written from keroro's perspective in the game "Keroro Gunso the Super Movie: Gekishin Dragon Warriors de arimasu!" that's on the DS and released in 2009 a little before the fourth movie came out
i've seen segments of these translated but never all of them or in order, so hopefully if i finish these they’ll be semi-organized. or maybe they’re all translated sitting somewhere and i just don’t know about it yet
i would like to say these are all of the main 5's files but it's not 😭 there's a few more way later down the line. after this is garuru's platoon and stuff which i'll get started on......eventually......
Some Additional Notes:
File No. 1: Look up “Zaku Gundam” you will not be disappointed
File No. 9 & No. 12: Remember when Kogoro got to be an actor with Lavie? That’s this; “tokusatsu” is just a Japanese genre that’s based around superhero’s and special effects. Also I’m 99% sure Keroro’s name is parodying Mazinkaiser
File No. 10: Dangale is the fictional knockoff version of Gundam in this franchise; supposedly the lore goes that it sucks so bad that it auctions for a ton of money since they didn’t make many
File No. 13: I grew up with this Tamama being “Comrade Führer” but I suppose this is a substantially less offensive title
File No. 16: I don’t have anything important to say; I just want to make it known that I’m very uncomfortable with the fact he doesn’t look like a tadpole in this
File No. 19: Keroro is a fucking liar Giroro did NOT enjoy being sash pulled in the 2nd movie. For context an “obi” is the traditional sash worn with a kimono, and it’s a trope to yank it hard enough to make the (typically) girl spin around
— I got the screenshots for this from the youtuber Soroaxas, who did a full playthrough on the game. I’d totally recommend checking out their completed run through if interested they seem pretty cool
Hey yall. I’m in a really Keroro mood so I did some edits and I came up with a banger idea and put in different music of Dororo vs Aku-Aku from the 5th movie.
to all of you, what do you miss the most about keron?
My sincerest apologies that this question took so long to answer! There's a lot to think about with a question like this, I'm sure you understand, yessir!