#dotsuitare hompo in the building ; dotsuitare hompo

[nguyenfinity]

This is a second cry for help

(audio again)

[zip-zoom]

dotsuitare hompo in the building 😏

[noakun]

DOTSUITARE HOMPO IN THE BUILDING!!

[glasspunkart]

dotsuitare hompo in the building

[partyofwords]

Bad Comedy ~ *Sasara Nurude*

Summary: Sasara is a better comedian when he’s with Rosho. Believe me, you know this all too well.

Pairing: Sasara Nurude X G/N!Reader

Genre: Fluffy Drabble

Word Count: 368

Warning: Sasara only likes puns and cheesy jokes and I will die on this hill

Masterlist

“How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it back together!” Sasara busted up laughing while you just rolled your eyes at his bad joke.

“Seriously?”

“What? You didn’t like it?”

You shot him an unimpressed look. “What do you think?”

He shook his head. “You’ve always been my harshest critic. Well, you and Rosho.”

“That’s because we both have taste.”

Sasara scoffed. “You wouldn’t know taste if it came up and tickled you.”

You made a face. “I hope it won't.”

He waved his hand, saying, “Either way, you’re not my target audience. So I don’t care about your opinion anyways.”

“First off, rude.” You snapped. “Secondly, for saying he has no taste, you care an awful lot about Rosho’s opinions.”

“It’s called banter. You should look it up if you’re still confused.”

You rolled your eyes again. “Sure, whatever you say.”

Sasara smiled at you. “Am I detecting a hint of jealousy from you? Say it isn’t so!”

Making a face, you smacked the back of his head hard. “I’m not jealous of shit! I’m just stating an observation, that’s all.”

“The observation being that you’re jealous?”

“I don’t know why I put up with your annoying ass.” Grabbing your jacket, you muttered, “I’m just going to go.”

Sasara grabbed your hand, chuckling. “No, c’mon! I didn’t mean to annoy you. Come on, stay.”

You glared at him. “You’re a real ass, you know that? I’m surprised the others in Dotsuitare Hompo don’t think the same way.”

He scoffed. “Oh I’m sure Rei hates me and I don’t blame him. I don’t trust him either. But Rosho is my friend. He loves me.”

“I’m sure he does.” You answered sarcastically. “And you probably love him more than me.”

“You are jealous, aren’t you?”

“I’M NOT JEALOUS!”

“Right…” He snickered, crossing his arms over his chest. “Well, if you’re some comedy genius as you claim, you tell me a joke.”

“You want a joke? Stop me if you’ve heard this one before.” You smirked devilishly at him. “The joke? Our relationship.”

His jaw dropped. “THAT’S A LOW BLOW AND YOU KNOW IT!”

Laughing, you shrugged, “Still funny.”

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Track 2

Fandom: Hypnosis Mic

Series: Rap God O

Characters: Rosho Tsutsujimori, Original Character (mentioned)

AO3 Link

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Handling a class is not an easy task, especially when things are going on at the moment. Each time class is in session the whispering did not stop and there was at least one pair discussing the matters. Eventually one had to speak up and that was exactly what Rosho had decided to do, though there would be not necessary as class had been suddenly interrupted without any type of warning, the moment one of the students had decided to lift themself of their chair and ask: “Teach, ya gonna go face O!?”

It had come out of literal nowhere and had caught him right off guard. He was at a loss, not being exactly sure what that meant. O? What O!?

“Yes yes! If someone can show O his place, it’s gotta be Sensei and the crew he’s in!”

“Yeah! That guy’s gonna get it before he sees it comin’! O’s gonna be smashed into pieces!”

“But he already defeated half the crews in the area…”

“No way!? By himself?”

“Yeah, all by himself. No one’s got the guts to face him at that point.”

“Guh… Teach, you gotta show him then! Any plans!?”

“What if he–”

“P… Ple… Please q… quiet down!” Rocho interrupted the conversation fairly quickly, loud yet slightly stuttered all the same. He felt the pressure building up at that moment yet couldn’t let it get to him. The thought of it, facing a champion like this in front of a crowd, being expected to rap them into the gro— Wait that was not the point right now! What are those kids even talking about all of a sudden!? The last class was talking about it non stop as well! “B… Besides… Who is this… O?”

“Oh, you haven’t heard Teach?” One of the students asked, a little bit shocked for a shot moment. “I thought you’d know for sure! He’s almost everywhere after all!”

“A… Almost everywhere!?” What is that supposed to mean!?

“Yeah. A man in a long, black coat, always lurking on the streets with his green eyes and walking around. Then again, he disappears before anyone knows. Wonder where he always goes.”

A guy who wanders the streets yet disappears before knowing it? That may as well be straight out of a movie, wasn’t it? Or one of those absurd urban legends one could easily poke fun at. Oh he knows someone who could do so without issue to be honest… Actually, if the students know… Does Sasara know? He couldn’t ask now, obviously. Not to mention the description sounded a little suspicious, to say the least. That guy being bad news was not very unlikely to be honest… No, if it was true what they say he definitely is bad news… This O guy… 

“R… Re… Really… Now?” Rosho brought up, a little weakly as he had still been in disbelief about this. Best would be to avoid this guy. But then again– Actually, as long as he had no business with him or Dotsuitare Hompo as a whole. It would just be annoying to deal with to be honest. That was the only thing on his mind. Well, he had not been approached so it should be fine… Should.

“Yeah, for real! Bet it’d be nothing for you though!”

Nothing? These kids… Someone like this shouldn’t be taken lightly. But alas, as much fun as it was to see them this invested in the local problems, there was something else…

“S… Save that con… versation for l… la… ter. We still have… A lot to cover.”

It was met with slight groan but agreement shortly after, There was not much else to say or perhaps talk about, let alone point out… But the thought of O was hard to leave the mind once it had entered right then and there.

O sounds like a big deal, even Rosho would agree with that. But getting involved in this… Too little time. It sounded more trouble than it was worth. Besides, even when walking home Rosho could not see or notice anything off… Maybe his students had been exaggerating today. Maybe this ‘O’ guy was not that big of a deal, at least not as much as one would think. Yeah, it could have been just that. And yet, he had some gut feeling that this would not leave him alone for the time being, even if only today. At the time he didn't know that it would have come up just at the right time… Because he was not the only one who had heard of this mysterious guy. But of course it would not just stay at learning about him… Not even close. But what else was new? 

This was just the start of an eventful afternoon…

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[weneedwisdom]

tag dump uwu

[samuraizm-archive]

hai domo ^______^

[axjisai]

HYPMIC INSTA BIOS HC!

notes: I did this a while ago wondering "if the boys had instagram, what would their bios be like?" and decided to post it?? what else to say, I hope you'll like it :)

-BUSTERS BROS-

ichiro ↬odd jobs yamada

19 ⨾ leader of buster bros

weeb | certified curry lover

🥤 big bro in the house yo

mc middle bro!

[he/him] 🗯 soccer player :)

odd jobs yamada part timer

guitarist ♪ shut it, saburo

saburo ·˚ * 🔭

intj ⿻ 12/16 ⌨︎ expert gamer

shall we play board games? ♚

jiro's too dumb, do not interact.

-MAD TRIGGER CREW-

samatoki-sama

☠︎︎yokohama bad boy︰mtc

⚰ 「life is not fair.」 🚬

whatcha lookin' at, maggot?!

illmatic iruma jyuto

he/him ‣ 29 ⚠︎ bad cop ☕

🐇 45 rabbit in the building

crazy M

busujima mason rio ⚓

ex navy ⌖ member of mtc

living in yokohama harbor

-FLING POSSE-

ramuda～☆

ʚhe/himɞ li'l cute angel!! 🍭

shibuya's fashion designer

ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ candy addicted

arisugawa dice ១

just a dumb, dumb gambler

@jqckpot 's past life lover ♡

...well, that was a lie though.

777 dice

gambler 🎴 fp member

please, lend me money!!!

...or food, that's also fine

@justalie cut that shit out

-MATENRŌ-

jinguji jakurai

ill-DOC ; leader of matenrou

doctor in shinjuku ] 📖🎣🐠

hifumin～！

(he/him) bring the champagne!

@doppochin ✦ shinjuku #1 host 🥂

🌹 won't you become my princess?

kannonzaka doppo 🌱

doppo . 29 . salaryman

business contact linked

my bio sucks, i'm sorry

-BADASS TEMPLE-

fuck you >:)

kuko! 📿☸」 buddhist monk 

nagoya's badass temple leader

"what can you see? it's my ass!"

14th moon-; ✧˖*°࿐

aimono jyushi . 18 y/o 🌕

visual kei ➳ アルゴξ楽団

amaguni hitoya ⚖

there are 2 things i can't stand

> first: fruits in a salad 

> second: instagram bios

-DOTSUITARE HOMPO-

(｀ω´) nurude sasara

I became a vegetarian

... huge missed-steak!

WISDOM

tsutsujimori rosho } △

🍮 | (he/him) 。26 y/o

math teacher in osaka

amayado rei

🍺 your local old man ;)

DH's MC MASTERMIND

[slugtranslation-hypmic]

Hi, Slug! No need to respond if you're busy, but if you were to have members of different divisions sing another's character song (just for fun), which would you want to see? I thought about this bc I was listening to FACES and was thinking, "Imagine if Jakurai sang this... imagine Jakurai saying 'gotta drip', 'keep ballin', and 'I RUN THIS SHIT BRUH!'" On one hand, that would be hilarious, but I do think there are songs that would sound good being sung by different people just for fun's sake.

(Cont) For example, I think Gentaro's voice would be HEAVENLY singing Tigrida and it would suit him so well! 💖 I think Rosho would sound pretty good singing Party wo Tomenaide for some reason even tho the song itself doesn't suit his personality at all lmao. Hifumi would sound really cute singing "Drops" imo, and maybe Samatoki could sing Labyrinth Wall, etc. That's in terms of how I'd think it'd sound btw, not necessarily fitting in terms of personality. 😅

God, what a great question. You have such creative thoughts on this! So I tried giving it a go, simply using the first set of solo songs, as there are far too many songs overall to switch everyone around, yet my answers were perhaps a bit... less serious than yours.

I’m Ichirou: For maximum comedy potential, the entire cast except for Ichirou should cover this one.

This Means War: I want Samatoki to cover this one so he can sit in the recording booth, absolutely seething, as he’s forced to wax poetic about the power of the Buster Bros.

New Star: This song is best left uncovered and forgotten about.

G Anthem of Y City: Since this song is named GAY City, I think Matenrou of Shinjuku, aka the ward home to the center of Tokyo LGBT culture, is the most qualified team to cover this.

Bayside Smoking Blues: Dotsuitare Hompo is covering this one because they, too, are in the building.

What’s My Name?: At risk of running a repeat of Ichirou‘s, I think that this song is best left in the hands of a really enthusiastic hype squad to handle the “RI-OU” portions. Dice is hypeman enough for the job.

Drops: Doppo’s covering this so he can get up on stage, say the opening line, “Yo, yo, yo, minna genki?” and immediately follow it with, “Because I’m not!” and a crying fit.

Scenario Liar: Gentarou told the producers he found someone to cover this song but lied so this, too, goes uncovered.

3$EVEN: Hifumi covers this one and when it gets to the “Party, Party, Party” line segues immediately into “Don’t Stop the Party”, resulting in the most ambitious crossover yet in Hypmic history.

Labryinth Wall: Saburou and all his opera singers from Requiem are about to blow this bad boy out of the water.

Champagne Gold: Ramuda’s got this one in the bag because he’s the only cast member who can convincingly play both Hifumi and the background singer girl at the same time.

Tigridia: I would like Yotsutsuji to cover this one so he can nail the classic line, “I just want to sleep.”

[clownchi]

Dotsuitare Hompo & Bad Ass Temple are in the building!

(got the ok a while ago to post my dhbat zine final piece! enjoy!)

[morbidcuboid]

Dotsuitare Hompo in da building! 

(I’m so mad I have no SSR/SR Sasara or Rei cards on ARB)

[shinogii]

Joy for Struggle: Dotsuitare Hompo vs Buster Bros!!!

JP -> EN Rhyme/rhythm based translation

spotify

Yo! How goes it, three brothers? 

Reality is tough, too many what-ifs

Get up and fight, rage on

Even then you still haven’t seen much

You’re half-assed and undeveloped

I’ll prove that you’re an unblooming flower

Open those eyes, the past is no more

You’ll have to build up again from age 2

Party-crashing lowest of the low swindler

Running your mouth all the time, I’d rather you die

Shellfish only burns, go back to the boonies

You reek like hell, I’ll rebel, avoiding your trap with ease

Your words are totally unnecessary 

I’ll rip off that fake-ass disguise leaving you nowhere to hide

Our bond is legendary, we won’t be stomped out

Ignoring the trash to proceed with no effort

You’re pissing me off, your blood sugar must be low

You should afford to at least have breakfast

If you spend all that time yapping, why not study?

You ought to learn real academism

Jiro, Jiro, are you okay with low intelligence?

To be humble I’ll at least whisper

According to my calculations you should learn to count

You’d fit right in at an elementary school

Shut it, teach! You’re hella strict

Wait, what was your name? I forgot already

Feeling nervous? Whatever man

Listen here, you’re way too haughty

That’s it for class? You’re outta your mind

You’d better go back to kindergarten

You’re a chihuahua against a siberian tiger

We’ll take you down in one blow, just watch

CHORUS

JOY (JOY) BATTLE (BATTLE) 

Higher and higher, everyone get up now

JOY (JOY) This fever won’t cool down

An exciting battle of words for show

Come on now GO OSAKA, GO OSAKA, GO

Quit the fussing and put your hands up

Let’s get it GO BUKURO, GO BUKURO, GO

Raise your voice from the pit of your gut

High time to enter stage as the lead role

Your right-hand men are nothing to sneeze at

You’re too uptight and super boring

It’s for the better that you have no talent

Ichiro, you might have blood ties but still

Your bonds are weak and not quite enough

Tempo, in time, get in with the line

Bring it on 5,000 times with us three manzai

What you said is just plain wrong

I’ll change reality with words

You’re so flippant, being a street clown would suit you

Getting right to it, just take our requiem

Floaty words like that won’t sting us at all

My hard-earned skills keep up the fight

I’ll prove it to you right here and now

You won’t even be able to reach us

America’s tears, Japan’s laughter

The perfect trio appears in a flash

Setting the precedent, thanks for the WUS UP

King of amusement, you’re in the right place

Money making on and on little by little

Light a fire in your heart BABY

Osaka’s forecast is 1000% clear

We make the ultimate entertainment

Spirit, skill, strength, watch and learn

Of course you need awareness too

3, 6, 0, right, left

Look forward to which bro’s up next

Noisy idiots come on get out of the way

Blood is thicker than water as brothers

We’ll blow you clear outta the park

Get hyped up it’s our SHOWTIME

CHORUS

“Teacher, how’s our Jiro doing in school?”

“He’s dying from homework and his classmates would rather die too.” 

“That’ll show badly on his record, won’t it?”

“He’s gotta be held back a year, but I think that’s what he wants.”

“Then what should we do about Saburo?”

“His big bro is like a dog, yanno. He’s nervous and bites off more than he can chew, right?”

“Just a dog, huh… Well, whatever!”

Don’t make me laugh, I’ll put up a fight

You trashy lot really have no style

Vulgar comedian and shitty professor

Hot water level rising, you can’t get further

Sounds just like you farted in the water

A slimy and plain ol’ boring opera

You asked for it once you made us foes

Fighting our target, invincible danger

Well Ichiro, you’re against me

Will you live through it this time?

Take it to heart, I’m telling you the truth

Answer me, how far does your own trust go?

No regrets, doesn’t matter who

If you stand in the way I’ll crush you too

I’ll show you the difference in our experience

You’re still a kid and have a ways to go

Certain victory is my sense of justice

I’ll stick with it and suggest the same to you

Old man, only thinking of yourself is no way to live

Living each day for my bros is an accomplishment

I’ll crush you with no holds barred

Battle ready Buster Bros with full mastery

Limitless potential and unified power

From me to you that’s my best answer

JOY (JOY) BATTLE (BATTLE) 

Higher and higher, everyone get up now

JOY (JOY) This fever won’t cool down

An exciting battle of words for show

Come on now GO OSAKA, GO OSAKA, GO

Quit the fussing and put your hands up

Let’s get it GO BUKURO, GO BUKURO, GO

Higher and higher, everyone get up now

JOY (JOY) JOY (JOY)

JOY (JOY) JOY (JOY)

An exciting battle of words for show 

Everybody say

JOY (JOY) JOY (JOY)

JOY (JOY) JOY (JOY)

[akkivee]

the dh song that came with the first volume, naniwa paradi-shu, was as much of a banger as it was just a fun song to listen to!!!! rosho was absolutely smashed and like, just stopped singing halfway through it until the end to ramble drunkenly lmao and it was puns galore even rei was being punny 🤣

and the drama track was fun too!! after rosho comes home to find sarara and rei have broken into his home and are drinking his alcohol again are paying him a visit, sasara and rosho tell the tale of how they got the name dotsuitare hompo!! it involves a haunted building, scaredy-cat rosho, sasara punning away the fear, a mysterious female voice and an old man ‘ghost’ who they thought was going to knock ‘em out (get it?? cause dotsuitare hompo means knock ‘em out hq?? get it?? lol)

[reinakahara]

あゝオオサカdreamin' night / Aa Osaka dreamin' night

<ROMAJI/ENGLISH/歌詞>

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Romaji

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Hai doumo~ Dotsuitare Hompo de~su!

Sammui ondo-kei mainasu yon-do desu

Eh dare no sei? Ondore ya ondore

Potto de shirouto-gei ni sasu todome

Tateita ni mizu sarasara to nagareru ga

Nagasareru ki wa sarasara nai

Mushiro ore iro ni massara ni nuru de

Sasara'n yatsu wa oran yaro? Yuute

Furi mo dashi mo kiite hen raimu ja

Furidashi ni modoru sono te no daisu

Imasara jitabata shite mo shiran ga na

Te muketaro ka? Higanbana

I'm a Tragic Comedy, No.1

Matta nashi kyou mo maku ga aitara

Kuchi no warusona oshiri ni oshioki chuu

Igo omishiri-oki wo shiyu hona ne

*Hora ugomeku daitokai

Koyoi mo yurameku spotlight

Yudanetemii ya sono mi wo

ladies & gentlemen

Sukkyanentte hold me tight

Aa Oosaka dreamin' night

[Yakamashii gurai ga choudo ee wa]

Kore ga naniwa no sutairii

**[Yo~ku iwaremasse messa shibui]

[Yo! Kuishibare okuba to kenshi]

[Monku tareru kasu wa minna girutii]

DOTSUITARE HOMPO in the building

Entenka sura kourasu Gerende sura tokasu

Terentekuda no kazu Gensen suru tefuda

Fukuro no nezumi-chan ga mada

Furasu chi no ame Call me rainmaker

Namida to kane Call me rainmaker

Sashidasu kasa hora

Itsudemo amayadore, hadaka no baby awaya dorei...

Demo damasareta no wa anata no sei

Ikasazu korosazu shitsukeru

Kyoushi Manzaishi Ishi Bengoshi

Shi to aogareshi mono Minna petenshi

Ore wa MC Hitoyonde MasterMind

*Hora ugomeku daitokai

Koyoi mo yurameku spotlight

Yudanetemii ya sono mi wo

ladies & gentlemen

Sukkyanentte hold me tight

Aa Oosaka dreamin' night

[Yakamashii gurai ga choudo ee wa]

Kore ga naniwa no sutairii

**[Yo~ku iwaremasse messa shibui]

[Yo! Kuishibare okuba to kenshi]

[Monku tareru kasu wa minna girutii]

DOTSUITARE HOMPO in the building

Ah, o-ore? OK, e-etto... doushiyo

Ah, ore wa Rosho... Tsutsujimori...

Tsudzuki no moji ga detekohen...

Ah, yabai, doushiyo, aah... yabai gomen doushiyoo!

[Hei! Teacher, WISDOM, hitokoto iissuka?]

Iya, ore no ban ya warikomi suna!

[Ha? Nani? Agarishou? Kini sunna

Orera ga kumeba icchou agarissho!]

Shoumona, iya dajare yan

Koko ni kite no dajare, akaten

[Kamahen kamahen sono choushi de kamagen]

Iya, gaki no tsukai arahen de omae

[Ikuzo! Kokuban, getabako, chooku, surippa]

Ijimekko-tachi ni choku-surippaa?

[Oo kurushii ka? Mada koufuku shinai?]

Ja, toki ni ai no muchi, oufukubinta? [Akan, akan!]

Maiku nigireba yousha wa shinai

Kyouikushi naosu kyoufuku no hitoya

Ningen ika doubutsu miman no heitaa

Shitsukeru toppu buriidaa!!!

*Hora ugomeku daitokai

Koyoi mo yurameku spotlight

Yudanetemii ya sono mi wo

ladies & gentlemen

Sukkyanentte hold me tight

Aa Oosaka dreamin' night

[Yakamashii gurai ga choudo ee wa]

Kore ga naniwa no sutairii

**[Yo~ku iwaremasse messa shibui]

[Yo! Kuishibare okuba to kenshi]

[Monku tareru kasu wa minna girutii]

DOTSUITARE HOMPO in the building

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English

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Why hello~ It's Dotsuitare Hompo~

It's minus 4 degree, such cold temperature

Eh whose fault is that? Yours, yours!

Dealing that artless dilettantism with a finishing blow

It does flow quite fluently but it doesn't exactly drift me away as smoothly

If anything, let me repaint you over with my style

There's no way one wouldn't get stung by that right?

Though with feigned and duped rhymes that aren't effective

You're just gonna return back to the start with dice in that hand

I have nothing to say even if you struggle at this point

Shall I offer it to you? The red spider lily

I'm a Tragic Comedy, no.1

Time's up! When the curtain rises again today

I'll spank the ass of the foul-mouthed

Hereafter, let's get along well, see you, laters~

*Behold, the bustling metropolis

The spotlights are flickering tonight as well

Why don't you entrust yourselves to us, ladies & gentlemen?

I love you so hold me tight

Aah dreamin' night in Osaka

[You're hard to please but it's just right]

This is Naniwa's stylee

**[We're often told that we're really cool]

[Yo! Grit your fangs and back teeth]

[Complaining scums are all guilty]

DOTSUITARE HOMPO in the building

Even the hot weather freezes, even the ski slope unfreezes

With the amount of coaxes and a carefully selected card in hand

You're still a cornered little mouse

It's a bloodshed Call me rainmaker

Tears and money Call me rainmaker

Extending an umbrella, come

Feel free to get out of the rain, naked baby, you're an instant slave...

But it is your fault for getting tricked

Let them neither live nor die, that's how it works

Teacher, comedian, doctor, lawyer,

Those who are being looked up to as pros are all swindlers

I am MC, a.k.a. the MasterMind

*Behold, the bustling metropolis

The spotlights are flickering tonight as well

Why don't you entrust yourselves to us, ladies & gentlemen?

I love you so hold me tight

Aah dreamin' night in Osaka

[You're hard to please but it's just right]

This is Naniwa's stylee

**[I'm often told that I'm very cool]

[Yo! Grit your fangs and back teeth]

[Complaining scums are all guilty]

DOTSUITARE HOMPO in the building

Ah, m-me? OK, uhmm... what do I do

Ah, I'm Rosho... Tsutsujimori...

I can't think of the next word (character)...

Ah, this is bad... what now? Aah, crap, I'm sorry, what to doo

[Hey! Teacher, WISDOM, may I speak?]

No, it's my turn, don't butt in!

[Huh, what, it's your stage fright? Don't mind it~

It'll be one down if we pair up together right!]

Can't be helped, wait that's a poor pun

A zero point for that abrupt cheap joke you made

[Don't mind it, don't mind it, come again with that spirit]

No, stop treating me like a kid

[Here we go! Blackboard, shoe cupboard, chalk, slipper]

...Chokehold the bullies?

[Oooh is it suffering? Won't you surrender?]

Then what about whip of love sometimes? Double slap in the face? [That won't do!]

I won't show mercy once I have the mic in hand

I shall educate until you change in one night of terror

Haters worst than human and lower than animals

I'll shape you into top breeders!

(in this post I had to disregard the japanese lyrics. Will post the full jp lyrics in the first post instead if you want it!)

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✦The minus 4° cold temperature is a mock for cold jokes

✦Red spider lily (higanbana) - In hanakotoba it means a final goodbye/death/reincarnation

✦Naniwa is a former name of Osaka

✦Sasara and Rei's parts involve some wordplay regarding their names. including 真っさらに塗るで (Massara ni Nurude), and いつでも雨宿れ (Itsudemo AmayadoRe)

✦袋のネズミちゃんがまだ - fukuro no nezumi-chan ga mada (this is also a wordplay on Ikebukuro. Fukuro/bukuro no nezumi-chan. and they purposely left the lyrics for "ga mada" where it sounds like "Yamada". Making it sound like "the little mice from Bukuro"

✦Rosho's lyrics contains puns like the other two's but in english translation I try to maintain the original meaning as possible. Like "chalk, slipper" is supposed to form "choke sleeper, i.e. chokehold" but it doesn't really make sense in english.

✦The whip of love, double slap in face and chokehold are probably reference to fighting games like Street Fighter