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doctorslippery · 1 year

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Your free speech to be a douchenozzle and spew whatever claptrap you’re going to spew and my free speech to not listen to that shit are not incompatible under the concept of free speech. They’re both perfect examples of it.

You wanna be a dickhead. Fine be a dickhead. But scream it into the void. Hope you feel better when you get it off your chest.

#instagram #douchenozzle #free speech

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distant-screaming · 3 months

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so charlie doesn't have powers?? hmmmmm

#or were they just not discovered by douchenozzle and co #dee watches pit babe #pit babe the series #pit babe

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travelingneuritis · 1 year

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listen shen yuan is a clever, hyperfixated virgin who remembers plot details so stupid their own author self-protectively blocks them out, he can tell this isn’t his luo binghe. (okay, subconsciously! that’s where he gets most of his thinking done!)

my guy saw a chance to goo over OG luo ‘i’ll fuck your mother’ bingge and he took it.

#then bingmei shows up and it's all ooooh noooo look what this TRICKSY bingge made me DO. i brushed his soft HAIR #like the order of events here. the fact that he clocks the missing scars but ignores them UNTIL BINGMEI SHOWS BACK UP.....#my guy really did look at stallion douchenozzle luo bingge and go 'i could fix him'. like he's a wiki entry sqq's editing after the fact #idiot's got a crush so bad it's giving the multiverse gas #yes he's still a virgin. it's a state of MIND #svsss extras #svsss #sqq #bingge

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saberwitch · 5 months

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when someone says "you're brave to walk around without hiding your heritage"

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 drow #xyllrae the sword dancer #if that one douchenozzle calls me under-elf again he's gonna get a punch in the neck

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fereldanwench · 23 days

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i've been going through my da2 screenshots and vids and i just feel like everyone needs to see one of the greatest shots I've ever taken lmao

#oc: rhiannon hawke #c: cullen rutherford #ship: cullen x rhiannon #g: da2 #s: dragon age #i miss the days when i could enjoy cullen without thinking about what an absolute douchenozzle his va is #this was such a fun ship #mine: screenshots

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astromechs · 9 months

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ok, like

where the fuck was rich when any of that happened

#hi i finally got to the fucking sixth issue of gotg 2023 #like??????#this is so stupid #caitlin reads comics #where the fuck was rich??????#HE'S PART OF THE TEAM YOU DOUCHENOZZLES #he's one of the leaders ffs

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lazybakerart · 2 years

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Consider Anon here again: Steve getting into fights just so Billy can clean his wounds in his kitchen, just giving Billy a reason to come over and not be at home.

Plus, Billy gets to hold Steve’s face and tells him he’s an idiot (lovingly).

i'd like to pivot this. twist it just that much.

steve getting into fights in front of billy to impress him. to show off that he can throw a punch. he can take a hit and stand firm. he can see blood and lap it up. that electricity runs through him. that lightning is just at his fingertips. he wants to show off. prove himself to billy. waves off his help. gets it through billy's head that this is his fight and only his. he wants billy to watch him burn. and when he returns to billy, win or lose, they'll be sharing that same sky-high grin.

#replies #harringrove #billy hargrove #also to add to this: steve breaking parts of his car so billy will fix it for him #and steve gets to spend time with billy when billy isn't being a grade a douchenozzle #steve nursing his crush by ripping random wires in the engine

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veritasverify · 5 months

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“Hmm. Perhaps I should book a vacation.” He hasn’t had one in five years. “A hot spring sounds perfect for relaxing the body and allowing the mind to work at peak performance.” Because he’s still thinking about work. And also still obsessed with baths.

#open #throws him here when he’s not being a complete douchenozzle

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thejojolands-moved · 8 months

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I feel like there is no where NEAR enough acknowledgement that Sean Chiplock is Ashfur in "Who Killed Ashfur?". Like that's insane to me. Revali is Ashfur. Mista is Asfur. (one of) Glitch Production's Darling(s) is Ashfur. What an awesome time to be alive.

#Mista is Ashfur is the most insane to me of course #“Douchenozzle.” and “My quarrel is with you Squirrelflight.”

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negrowhat · 2 years

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No frfr in what realm is Fah likeable? He really just inserted himself into Sher’s life and Sher is clearly not into it but of course they’re going to make it seem like Fah is breaking down a wall when really he’s bullying Sher into whatever it is they have going on.

#fah annoys me lol #frfr #he's such a douchenozzle #and doesn't care about anyone's feelings but his own #he's selfish and cocky and annoying #not a good combo #and i really believe the dick game is mid and people keep sleeping with him because he's popular #anyways #fahlanruk

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micrathene-w · 2 years

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Well, I did make a little promise to myself about what I’d do the next time I saw him skulking around. I pull out the voodoo doll I won at a previous Festival, bind it to him, and give its stuffed body a few good strategic jabs.

...funny, McLemonsucker leaves the Festival not long after. Awwww poor baby, not feeling so well? Maybe now he’ll leave me the heck alone.

(Yay, she’s reached Mischief Level 10! Just a couple more skills to go, now, and we’ll have the 20 she needs.)

#Sims 4 #TS4 Gameplay #Kenzie Gets Her Groove Back #pregnancy tw #Kenzie Holmes #Agent Mustache McLemonsucker a.k.a.#Geoffrey Landgraab #Gemma Charm #(You brought this on yourself sir)#(by being a douchenozzle)

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the-grimm-writer · 2 years

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Wait Grimm what do you mean by both Billy's

I mean we have a type here

#billy 🤝 billy #being absolute douchenozzles and getting away with it cause they're pretty

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made-of-calcium · 2 years

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Twitter made me so fucking miserable, I fucking hated it, but I couldn't stop using it. only thing it's good for is the porn tbfh.

I deleted it from my phone, but for how long will I have it deleted? No fucking idea. Already starting to feel withdrawals though which is why I'm suddenly using Tumblr more lmao. i don't have anything to scroll anymore and my thumb is twitching to

#so many people being fucking cruel #for no reason #so many people acting like fucking douchenozzles #so many people envious of others #there's zero empathy #zero anything #and I sometimes felt myself wanting to join in on being a hater #but no. that's not who i am #i want to believe in the goodness of humanity but #i don't think it exists everywhere #not anymore.

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nyctophobia-au · 2 years

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…Did grimm specifically get that outfit in a vain attempt to have auric be with him or-?

What? No. He just dresses all fruity like that normally. <3 /aff

#answered asks #hollow knight au #troupe master grimm #Grimm is just gnc af and no one can tell me otherwise <3 #also it's a bit more depressing when he's trying to win Auri back #he's more genuine too #so it's just sadder when Auri's a total douchenozzle in response to him #😔 moment

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just-absolutely-super · 2 years

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EVERYONE WHO LIKES SONIC SHOULD PLAY FRONTIERS PLEASE PLEASE DO IT THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST GAME TO COME OUT IN Y E A R S

#WE ARE NOT EDGY DOUCHENOZZLES WHO BELIEVE ALL SONIC IS BAD OKAY #IN THIS HOUSE WE LOVE AND SUPPORT SONIC GAMES #AND THIS GAME IS ONE OF THE BEST #IDC IF YOU WAIT FOR IT TO GO ON SALE JUST PLAY THE GAME JFKDJFDKFJD #personal #so yeah i loved the game