#draftposting

[torschlusspanikattack]

some problems are so humiliating the only solution is to solve them yourself and then continue to never talk about it

[deathishauntedbyhumans]

hozier walking into the woods: take me to birch

[skittay]

[myrabbitistryingtokillme]

Trying to exist as ace in fandoms is so hard like what do u mean u r all relentlessly horny for this character I just like the aesthetics of.

[peachlessphan]

I'm still scared about what's gonna happen once the tour ends. they asked how open they want the door to be, waited a bit, did this tour where they talk about popular conspiracy theories and they're getting more bold in videos..... we're this close to bwagto

[lesbianboyfriend]

i want to feel what a sheep being sheared for the first time feels

[yonpote]

draftposting. i think this is when there was a poll that was stripey thigh highs vs pvc and those fuckass socks won. im correct about this as always

[lieutgore]

not a drafts haul but a notes app haul this time around

[dykelectric]

need a 50 year old man and a cigarette

[datingdonovan]

a/n: yeah yeah u kno the drill this is a lil suggestive and fratty but like nothing you wouldn't see in a pg-13 movie imo? so look away if u don't want to see a dance floor makeout. p.s. even if you do, respect urself and choose ur makeout partners wisely😇

1:58am

i mean I love makki as much as the next guy but do you ever think ab how he kinda eerily fits the archetype of that guy. you know, the one who’s skinny and class clowny and athletic but not to the point of being like remarkable but like he’s kinda popular, you know?? i feel like every school has that guy. who like honestly has a lot of romantic encounters but doesn’t make a big deal about it, isn’t the most attractive or cool guy so just like has fun with cute people and tries to get whatever he can out of it. like I’m sorry but I can so clearly see makki being that person. except like. with you, things are… maybe kinda different but don’t ask him bc he’s not gonna elaborate ok!!!!omg. you know he’s kinda bad news, doesn’t take partners seriously just jumps from one to the next to see how many he can be with, how far he can climb, and hes here kissing you on the fringe of some party, and he so artlessly and stupidly whispers in your ear, something about how you two should get lunch together this week, and your first thought is that you’re not stupid. you know he doesn’t actually care about you. so you pull away with a laugh and tell him, “no, no. you’re just the guy from my soc class I make out with when I’m bored.” and this. man. is so lucky that a ping pong ball flies your way, that you’re too busy deflecting to notice the way he tugs the hem of his shirt and looks at the ceiling and full on blushes. and by the time you turn back he’s rolling his eyes, all defensive, like, “well. you’re just somebody that I make out with when I’m bored!!!” and he wishes you wouldn’t laugh in that surprised, amused way, like you can see right through his stupid comeback. but you do laugh. and you do see right through it. and he kind of wants to admit that he likes you more than that, but he doesn’t really have to because it’s written all over his dumb face

[moonytoast-x]

folks im about to start talking about catholics the way we talk about ancient greeks, or like. did you know that catholics believe in three main deities, the father, son, and the holy spirit? there are many minor deities called "saints." some regions throw festivals for various saints every year.

[deathishauntedbyhumans]

drinking someone’s tenderly offered blood as a metaphor for sex. or whatever.

[skittay]

im going to be into stupid shit for the rest of my life because i am driven solely by the desire to make something silly into something deeply serious

[torschlusspanikattack]

I think it would probably suck if prayer worked bc it would be be objectively correct to spend all your time praying for yourself or others and who has time for that

[babybearjongho]

you’ll find the most beautiful music ever heard on planet earth and it’ll be the least listened to b-side on the whole album

[spontaneousful]

"Of course, if you hurt my sister, I'll have to hurt you."

Apple nods. "Of course."

Daring frowns like he is trying to figure out a complex puzzle. "But if she hurts you, I'll have to hurt her." His nose scrunches in the way that it does. "And if I hurt you or her, do I hurt me? Can you just date someone else to make this simpler for me?"