#drnks

[atopvisenyashill]

i agree with your take on nedbert but i would also like to put forth a world where nedbert inhabit that space that exists where you’re talking to a frat bro and they go like. “yeah my bro and i watch porn and jerk off together and give each other handjobs when drunk. no we’re not gay why are YOU being weird abt this??” and you just have to move on bc a darty is not the place for this conversation and two years later his sorority girl gf posts pics of their wedding on instagram and there’s one of him fully making out with his best man on the dance floor and all their comments are telling the sorority girl and frat bro how beautiful of a couple they are with no mention of it and you feel like you’re going insane but move on again bc what can you do. honestly you kind of respect it.

alsdkjf anon i respect the hell out of this one lmao

[tapakah0]

Tapa senpai I have a question. Which one is better coffee or energy drink? I need to know which one I should use to keep me awake for the next 24 hours.

[life-spire]

[starker-sorbet]

Alpha Tony getting scent drunk off the smell of his mate Peter whenever they snuggle in bed ever since the omega had gotten pregnant

@starkerfestivals 2023 summer bingo fill: N4 - Scent drunk

card below

[eddiebabygirldiaz]

since buck is drunk in this fic im writing for my beloved @shitouttabuck that means i am drunk while writing it, and lemme tell you, me and buck are having the best time ever

[cowardlycowboys]

my own fingers in my mouth again

[krolewicz]

important update .

[airsoto]

[rapidhighway]

fucking boże ciało

[noroalia]

MY EPIX AMONGUS JOKES AND SOUNDS

[grandlinedreams]

Me abt azriel

[hertwood]

"you'll need a doctors note" or what. or WHAT. you're gonna fire me. when i'm clearly a valuable worker and youre hemorrhaging employees constantly and you won't even pay me fairly to train new employees. sure. fire me. i'm sure burger king would be happy to have me

[hisgoodgirl666]

me out with friends: haha yeah totally

meanwhile in my head: cock cock cock i need his cock i want to feel his tip brush against my mouth i need to feel him split my pussy open i need to feel full cock cock cock

[lunaxriax]

If, for some reason, what I say doesn't make sense, please blame the soju. I'm almost sober. So when I am, I'll start work on replies

[this-is-ally-and-im-confused]

Mccuse my language but I’d jack hughes

[where-is-vivian]

I promise i'm not drunk or anything, confessing my love to fictionnal characters from the 70s.