#dry bananas

[grimm-creations]

Why the fuck do freeze dried bananas sound like glass when they clack together in the bag. Like excuse me, I am eating moistless bananas not poker chips.

[chaotic-planet]

my girlfriend tends to draw tally hall shit in chem while we neglect to do our work so here have some of her masterpieces

(their tumblr is @goblin-vomit btw go follow them and congratulate them on being a comedy genius)

[astrolavas]

Because of you I hate Hunter now. Tomatoes are disgusting and anyone who likes them are my mortal enemy. How could you

NO TOMATO SLANDER IN MY HOUSE !!!!

[let-it-show]

I had seen a cute sunflower...chair? Bed? Idk what on Twitter and instantly wanted to put Anna on it.

Must be a birthday present from Elsa! Bonus: my poor pajama-green pencil looool

[saltpepperbeard]

you ever feel trapped? like you’re just treading water, waiting to drown?

[disabled-dragoon]

Almost dislocated my wrist peeling a banana 👍 [thumbs up emoji]

[persephonaae]

In addition to so many blooms today, I also found so many banana slugs! The ones I find directly on the trail I go ahead and grab some sticks to move them out of danger of being stepped on, these little guys are so special but sometimes look like the yellowing bay leaves that litter the trails if you’re not paying attention!

[catkin-morgs-kookaburralover]

so unfair that I still have to think about making dinner when I'm also thinking about death. I can't go to bed til I've had dinner. I need sleep. but I haven't had dinner. uuuuuuuugh

[tabboty]

i love asexual reproduction. wow i am in a.stable enviromnment. time to grow little clones of myself

[bananasofthorns]

tried to remove the dye on my bangs to dye them neon green (the rest of my hair is like super bright magenta) and instead my bangs turned blue????

[basslinegrave]

this is the most beautiful furby i own now i think oml

[rendnotmyheart]

ptadadwenkexing -> rendnotmyheart

[puzzledemigod]

The Bear is like. What if everyone has hopes and dreams and tries so hard and is so scared. And what if they keep failing and making mistakes and trying again. And what if they keep hurting each other in the process. And what if they still need each other anyways.

And they don't know how to say that, and they don't know how to show it, and every time it gets tough they lash out and break (down/something). And the more they hurt each other the more complicated it gets to move on from that and the less time they have to breathe. But they still keep learning and failing and trying and exploding and pushing forward and caring so so much

[abluescarfonwaston]

Hope you don’t mind me asking, but how would the other prosecutors react to fruitbat Miles? Would Godot start calling him pup (as a replacement for kitten)? Would Klavier be mindful of how loud he plays his music? Simon being sorta the animal guy, would he be curious? Sorry for asking so much. I love your take on the AU and am always excited to hear more!

I never mind people engaging with stuff!!! I think Miles is fairly private about his nature for the most part. The other prosecutors are Very aware of the fact him and the Von Karma's are vampires but Von Karma was Very insistent that Miles never eat in public so the 'fruit bat' distinction is something very few of them are aware of. HR warns new hires that if they Do take the stairs despite it being 12+ floors that they should be aware that they May see a large bat flying up or down the stairs. That's the Chief Prosecutor. Beware what you say where he can hear.

I think Diego jumping through the eight mental hoops to go -vampire- bat- baby bats are pups- Alright Puppies lets go and just changing his entire metaphor to suit the prosecutor better is Very funny. One of the few days Godot and Miles are both in the office Godot finds Miles (not) sleeping above the coffee maker while it brews a new pot. Godot just stares at the bat sleeping in the steam of the coffee Machine until its done. Miles opens his eyes and PANIC. He panic flys out of the room and hides in his office clutching his chest for 20 minutes. Godot just pours himself a cup and stifles a smile.

Klavier is completely unaware of any issues until the Chief stomps into his office and unplugs his equipment. Gets a Furious long winded lecture about letting his equipment scream at all hours of the night and day. Apollo and Trucy see him that week and he's CONVINCED Edgeworth is going to suck him dry. Trucy (knows her uncle is a fruit bat) is practicing her poker face SO Hard. He decides to get rid of the equipment and be 'professional' like Kristoph told him to be. To solve the problem. Herr Von Karma watches him tearfully take down his stuff only to collapse in relief after he unplugs one speaker. "Oh gods that awful noise stopped." Turns out one of his speakers was just Blaring a high pitched frequency constantly and after he fixed it they had no issues. Those rooms are VERY well sound proofed.

Simon - goth to his core had a vampire contact him about a work arrangement while in prison. He doesn't Really want to be a vampire or anything but he's SO ready to play up the thralled minion at any opportunity. He Does kinda owe him a life debt after all. Edgeworth does Not enjoy. Franziska adores it. He's probably the only one who has Seen Edgeworth's bat form and realized he's not a vampire bat. He's a fruit bat. He brings pineapple to his yearly reviews and enjoys watching Edgeworth try Not to drool or ask for some. For the sake of his image.

[larinah]

[coffincoitus]

the almond milk pulp cookieses!! slightly cinnamon flavored due to artistic liberties while making the milk