#dude WHAT?

[lover-of-mine]

Did we ever see Eddie on a date that wasn't about Christopher? Like, the proposing to Shannon again date? It is about Chris and the theoretical second child. The math date with Ana? It is about learning math for Chris. That one scene where Eddie and Ana are on the couch? Interrupted by Chris because he couldn't sleep. Everything about Ana becomes about Chris, yeah, that's their whole problem, but Marisol too, the date we "see" is about Chris. Man needs to remember the follow your heart not Christopher's because Jesus Christ.

[nudityandnerdery]

So apparently now pairing fruit and peanut butter is strange to Paul Hollywood.

Paul. Really. Are they going out of their way to give you opportunities to look this out of touch with reality?

[anthemofgvf]

JACOB DO U JUST WANT UR GIBSON TO BE SHRIVELED TO PIECES?

[uraandri]

i keep trying to find new recipes on instagram, something that's easy to make, but the more i look the more i realise how much these people don't know how to cook. you are impressed because somebody knows how to roll chicken in breadcrumbs correctly?

[sereinartemishan]

MILEAPO HAVE A PERIOD MOVIE COMING NEXT YEAR?!@#??#?@!@??

[aroacedavestrider]

people will hear you talk about struggling with mental illness and say “you can do anything if you just put your mind to it”. brother what part of the body does the mental illness happen in. what do you think is the problem

[waitineedaname]

I simply don't think that's true eBooks.com but thank you anyway

[red-might-be-dead]

give a fish a woman and it’ll fear me for a day, teach a fish to woman and it’ll want me for a lifetime

[thetimelordbatgirl]

Imagine actually being so evil that you'd rather make sure your writers suffer financially instead of just paying them the pay they deserve. Hell truly has some seats reserved already, holy shit.

[quiet-nerd12]

I would never bet on a dyke relationship would you? Dyke discord is asking I don’t know if it’s a common thing

What does this even mean? Why would you not bet on a dyke relationship?

[chloesimaginationthings]

NEVER ask FNAF Vanny about her past…

[forecast0ctopus]

yo i think my doctor got in a fistfight

[mintypsii]

i can't believe one piece invented gay people

[inkskinned]

hey btw if you're in the USA at  2:20 p.m. ET on Wednesday, Oct. 4, they're testing the emergency broadcast system. your phone is probably going to make a really loud noise, even if it's on silent. there's a backup date on the 11th if they need to postpone it.

if you're not in a safe situation and have an extra phone, you should turn that phone completely off beforehand.

additionally, if you're like me, and are easily startled; i recommend treating it like a party. have a countdown or something. be surrounded by your loved ones. take the actions you personally need to take to make yourself safe.

i have already seen mockery towards any person who feels nervous about this. for the record, it completely, completely valid to have "emergency broadcast sounds" be an anxiety trigger. do not let other people make fun of you for that. emergency sounds are legitimately engineered to make us take action; those of us with high levels of anxiety and/or neurodivergence are already pre-disposed to have a Bad Time. sometimes it is best to acknowledge that the situation will be triggering for some, and to prepare for that; rather than just saying "well that's stupid, it's just a test."

"loud scary sound time" isn't like, my favorite thing, but we can at least try to prevent some additional anxiety by preparing for it. maybe get yourself a cake? noise cancelling headphones? the new hozier album? whatever helps. love u, hope you're okay. we are gonna ride it out together.

[willosword]

the vees take up such a unique antagonistic role in hazbin. they're so silly and pathetic except in specific bursts of competence. but even those moments are overshadowed by the way they just brute force everything. vox lost his own diss track against alastor. velvette didn't even do anything with the information she gathered at the overlord meeting. the more valentino lashes out like a child the more he loses control of angel. the person they picked to infiltrate the hotel ended up becoming its very proof of concept. they sung gleefully about the power vaccuum created by alastor's absence only for alastor to reappear 30 seconds later. what are they even doing. they're like an extremely unhinged team rocket

[butchmartyr]

a lot of older norms for internet and site etiquette are shit but you know what was good that we need to bring back? lurking. you need to lurk moar