#duncan slander

[td-yuri-takes]

Mod cricket is a pinch of duncan slander allowed with your usual yuri takes please 🙏 cuz ngl he seems like the type of guy to say "i can fix you baby cheeks" UNIRONICALLY. He looks like a threat to any lesbian in a 50 kilometre radius

OKAY SO TALKING ABOUT DUNCAN IS ALLOWED ON THE BLOG IF WE’RE HATING ON HIM.

I have a few words myself.

BRO GOD DAMN YOU AIN'T GOT WAVES ON YOUR HEAD YOU GOT A WHOLE DAMN TIDAL SEQUENCE ON YO HEAD YOUR ASS UGLY AS SHIT BRO LOOK AT YOUR EMO ASS BRUH IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR I'M A BURGER KING WITH MY BURGER KING CAN I PLEASE GET A LARGE FRY LOOKING ASS AND LOOK AT YO NIPPLES BOY YOU LOOK LIKE YOU SHOOT LASER BEAMS OUT OF YOUR NIPPLES PEW PEW POINTY ASS NIPPLE ASS GARDEN GNOME NOSE LOOKING ASS NIPPLE BOY YOU UGLY AS SHIT SHUT YO DIRTY ASS UP BRUH SAY SOMETHING BRUH WHAT WHO TF AM I BITCH WHAT THE FUCK IF YOU DON'T GET YO ISHOWSPEED DRIED OUT WEED BODY BUILT LIKE AN ANAL BEAD HEADPHONE WIRE DEFLATED TIRE FARTED IN THE MIC AND CALLED IT FIRE CHICKEN POX DIRTY SOCKS AYO EVERYONE GO AND FOLLOW PARADOX CRYPTO SCAM ORANGE CRAYON PEANUT BUTTER JELLY JAM DIRTY TOE SLOPPY JOE CHRISTIAN RONALDO LOOKING ASS UP YOU UGLY AS SHIT SHUT YO STUPID ASS UP YOU DIRTY AS HELL BRO IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR SLIGHTLY BELOW AVERAGE TWENTY TWO SAVAGE MOLDY CABBAGE WENT TO THERAPY TO QUIT YOUR HABIT OF HAVING UNPROTECTED BUTT SEX WITH OBESE RABBITS REFRIGERATOR IS FILLED WITH MAGGOTS FATHER ABUSES YOU WITH A TENNIS RACKET SCHOOL GAVE YOU A CHROMEBOOK YOU TRIED TO HACK IT SEMI AUTOMATIC SOY SAUCE PACKET ROACH INBREEDING INSIDE YOUR ATTIC BUST DOWN GRANDMA LET ME SMACK IT LOOKING ASS BOY YOU UGLY AS SHIT IF YOU DON'T YOUR HALF A FRY CHERRY PIE BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY LOOKING ASS BACK YOU UGLY AS SHIT BOY YOU DIRTY AS HELL YOU LIKE YOU WERE BORN INSIDE OF A HANDICAP PARKING SPACE WITH YO STUPID ASS BOY YOU DIRTY AS SHIT BOY BITCH YO MOM LOOK LIKE WRECK IT RALPH WITH ESTROGEN IMPLANTS I'M GONNA WRECK IT.

[cursedonyx]

[p1xiestar]

GET HIM!!!

total drama tumblr i need to share that i made a duncan pinata for my birthday party a couple weeks ago

[metalpincer]

Vanellope gets sent to a place worse than the fungeon...

[oldestenemy]

playing an npc in game continues to be fun

would love if people stopped assuming i was ratbeard in disguise though

[tashiduncandonaldson]

build a fic: 2 E, and 𓃢

AHHHH THANK YOU FOR INDULGING ME!!! alrighty, apologies for the wait, but here we go: art and tashi + "what they said back there. is it true?" + anxiety + the dressing room of a luxury department store

"What they said back there. Is it true?"

Tashi closes the door to the dressing room, feeling Art's eyes on the back of her head as she locks the door. She doesn't need to look at him to see the expression on his face -- his eyebrows drawn together, his mouth curving downward, tension lining his forehead and jaw like a frame hugging a beloved portrait. Hurt, bewilderment, and disappointment. The three things she hasn't been able to figure out how to alleviate in him just yet.

She turns to face him, to see him looking at her exactly the way she knew he would be, and she hangs the dresses she's planning to try on on the hooks in the dressing room. "Yes."

Art bites the inside of his cheek, his jaw clenching even tighter. He's a string too tightly strung, just on the verge of breaking. She's seen him snap the strings of his opponent's racket with the force of his serves before, and as she looks at his face, she's reminded of the sound those strings had made when they'd snapped. Sharp and unforgiving, much like another sound that still lingers in the back of her memory when she allows herself the very rare opportunity to pity herself.

"When were you going to tell me?" he asks quietly.

"At some point." Tashi knows it's not the right thing to say, and Art's reaction confirms her feelings. His face twists into a grimace of disbelief, a dark scoff escaping his lips as he takes a step back from her.

"Tashi, I shouldn't have to find out that my coach was offered a job by John fucking Isner from a fan asking for a picture with me outside the dressing rooms at Saks," he tersely argues. He's angry now. Good, she thinks. She can take his anger and wrangle it down, tame it into something he can use out on the court. She can't do that with his sadness, but she can definitely do that with his anger.

"Art," she says slowly, her voice hardening. "Did it occur to you that I didn't tell you because I'm not taking the offer?"

"But you didn't tell me."

"What does that matter? I'm not taking the offer, and it didn't make sense to me to tell you when it wasn't something I was even thinking about considering." She folds her arms over her chest and tilts her head, studying him. "Do you think you wouldn't have freaked out if I'd told you about it the day he approached me?"

Art opens his mouths, ready to argue, but then he closes it. His cheeks are flushed with a soft pink he only gets when he's emotional or aroused, and he puts his hands on his hips. "I wouldn't have freaked out."

"Yes, you would've," she argues back. "You would've freaked out just as much as you're freaking out right now, and it would've ruined your mood after winning Miami. And then you know what would've happened? You would've started off clay season in a bad mental space, so to avoid all that fuckery, I did the best thing I knew to do to keep you focused. You're having the best clay season you've ever had, Art, and you've been doing it without having John fucking Isner's job offer worrying you."

Art doesn't look at her, keeps his gaze on the floor. The lush carpet of the Saks dressing room suddenly seems to be very interesting to him as more time passes, and he doesn't speak. Finally, Tashi sighs, and she starts unbuttoning her pants, turning to the dresses on the hooks.

"You can be mad at me all you want, but it's misdirected anger."

"What?" Art asks.

Tashi doesn't turn around, and she continues to undress down to her bra and underwear. "You're not mad at me because you know I'm right. You know you wouldn't have been able to focus. But what you're really mad about is the fact that Isner would try to poach me in the first place."

She takes the dress off the hanger, draping it over her arm as she turns back around to face Art. Reaching behind herself, she unclasps her bra with one hand and lets it drop. Art's eyes are no longer staring down at the carpet, nor are they trained on her face; they're focused on her breasts as she bares them to him.

"And you're especially mad over that thought because I'm not just your coach. I'm your girlfriend. And that complicates everything we do a hell of a lot more." Tashi pulls herself up to her full height, her shoulders back and her spine straight, and she crosses closer to him. He blinks rapidly, the exact reaction she wanted from him. "Am I right?"

"Well...yeah," Art manages to grunt out. "It's fucking Isner."

"Fucking Isner," she agrees, her voice dipping down into a soft murmur. "But you don't have to worry. I'm not going anywhere."

"No?" He pulls his gaze back up to her face, and she lets the dress slide down her arm and to the floor. Closing the distance between them, Tashi takes his face in between her hands, and she runs her thumbs over his cheekbones.

"No," she says quietly. "I'm not leaving you."

For a moment, Art simply stares at her, his eyes running over every feature of her face like he's memorizing her. He looks at her and drinks her in with a tenderness she's come to associate with him in everything he does, from how he touches her to how he looks at her. He's quiet when he puts his arms around her waist, drawing her even closer into him, and she arches her back against the warm weight of his palms running over her spine.

"Ok," he whispers. "I'm sorry."

"Good." She tilts her head up to catch his lips in a warm, suggestive kiss. "Now I can think of a way you can make it up to me."

Art's mouth curves into a wicked grin, and he's sinking down to his knees to put that mouth where she wants it before she's even done speaking. And as he drags her underwear down her thighs, his tongue already starting to press against the lines of her between her legs, Tashi has never loved her job or her client more.

SORRY FOR HOW LONG THIS TOOK ME TO WHIP OUT, BUT THIS WAS LITERALLY THE FOURTH SCENARIO I CAME UP WITH LMAO I RESTARTED IT SO MANY TIMES!!!! anyway, thank you for your patience, and i hope you enjoy it!!! thank you SO much for indulging me with this build a fic ask game. it was a lot of fun coming up with this even as i was struggling lol 🥰😭

build a fic with me?

[dududuuuuudud]

Gwen and Duncan were never in love?

Never in love?

Them?? (Quality sucks, I know. This is what happens when YouTube removes the show 😒)

Are we talking about the same people who risked their reputation on LIVE TV with their large audience and the cast to be together?

Are we talking about the same people who could confide in each other and be vulnerable?

Are we talking about the same people who could bring the best out of each other?

Is that not love?

Wow, so friendly! Definitely a look you would give someone who is just a friend, right?

This too, right? Totally not in love.

Also, another thing, they did not like each other for their aesthetics. They might've started interacting due to being the most similar from the cast but that's all. That does not make a person start a liking.

They hugged each other because they have they're similar, right?

Wrong. In fact, they are not similar. (Gwen's a goth and Duncan's a punk and they do not look similar either because they are not siblings) They have similar interests and their colour scheme is slightly similar. But that's it. They don't have everything in common because they are simply not the same person and they didn't only interact because they have similar aesthetics.

Another argument I have to discuss is the cheating scandal.

Yes, they shouldn't have cheated but it is TOTAL DRAMA. Duncan and Courtney kissing on the bus was solely due to the reason to make Duncan cheat. If the scandal didn't happen, the show wouldn't have gotten to its popularity it had gotten to this day. (It wouldn't completely crumble but it is a big concept on the show as it was hinted from TDA and led all the way to TDAS)

But also yes, they were toxic because cheating is wrong but as I've said in NUMEROUS POSTS, that isn't the only part of their relationship. In fact, when it was just Gwen and Duncan-and not Gwen and Duncan + the show, Courtney, and Trent-they were pretty good. Obviously during that time, they were just friends but they did work. Especially due to the fact that they worked 2 (?) years after TDWT. Obviously, they wouldn't have stayed together if all they thought about was Courtney.

Eugh.

If they didn't love each other, why were they worrying over the other's elimination? (You don't see friends worrying over it)

If they didn't love each other, why were they loyal to the other? (I know Gwen said she liked Alejandro's eyes but that's not cheating though and Duncan stayed loyal when Heather tried to flirt with him)

If they didn't love each other, why would they actually try to understand each other on a deeper level and be there to comfort the other? (They don't just bond over movies, alright?)

"Every time I ran away from the cops, I thought of you."

"And Duncan... he missed... us."

"'But I'm so glad you're here to mock me about it.' 'Me too.'"

TDAS

The worst season ever but that is probably the best season for anti-Gwuncans because they have a reason to hate.

"Duncan only thought about Courtney!" Oh please, you're just sad that your stupid ship was over.

If he really wanted Courtney, he would do what he did in season 1. Why didn't he do that? Please answer the question because he wasn't a loyal person... To Courtney. And yes, I've stated that he was loyal because, he was to the right person. So maybe that's why he didn't try and win Courtney over, right? Oh wait, Gwen and Duncan broke up. Why isn't he trying to win her over now? He was available and I'm sure he wouldn't mind stealing Courtney away from Scott. But did he do that? No.

That is because he did not have feelings for her.

Did you try to think he just wanted attention? Insecure maybe?

Although Courtney was involved, this had nothing to do with underlying feelings for his ex because there weren't any feelings. He just wanted attention because Gwen wasn't giving any.

I read this really good post explaining Duncan and Courtney in an actual psychological perspective. They were describing the issues and explaining the situation and it was really good. If i ever find it again, I'll post it here.

I don't know how to explain this into depth but people do tend to be hung upon trauma. He'd been abused physically, verbally in numerous occasions, felt like nothing, used for money in more than one occasion, abandoned, almost cheated on, and it's not healthy. He also did bad things to Courtney but that was cheating and verbal abuse. He'd also mentioned girl would usually hit him and since he was in a time where he needed attention, he'd been fixated that Courtney would give it to him. She had given before but like he wants to go back to that toxic environment. When he was given attention by Gwen, he didn't feel like it but when he wasn't, I guess it made him feel worthless. That wasn't Gwen's fault though. This paragraph sounds stupid but it's hard to explain in depth.

Also, it seemed like Duncan still liked Gwen as during Sierra's elimination in TDAS, he was asking to make more Gwuncan videos.

This is not Gwen slander because she probably felt ever-so drained by her boyfriend-kisser status, trying to make amends with Courtney, and overall try getting everyone off her back. And thus, forming guilt.

And that guilt was stopping her from having a good time with her boyfriend on the show.

Because on the show, she was definitely thinking about all this stuff.

Actually, when she wasn't thinking about her boyfriend-kisser/Courtney drama, she was quite happy. Like when Duncan was hit with a bobytrap when he was going over to congratulate her or when she was finally forgiven. Because she cleared up her conscious.

But like, Gwen was definitely irritated by everything so when Duncan was doing gestures like blowing a kiss or something, she ignored it.

Their development.

It took them 3 SEASONS to get together. Is that not enough development? Do you need them to delay it by a couple more years or something? 10 years?

But there is also their development from season 1-2. There don't have to interact only on camera. Their friendship could've expanded away from the show. I mean, there was the stargazing scene which was probably the starting point of their little crushes so there would've probably expanded after season 1.

Maybe I am delving too deep as it is a cartoon show but like people are saying they didn't develop properly.

If they didn't develop properly, they wouldn't have been open to the other. And if you're wondering how they were open, I'll list 2 from the top of my head. -Relationships (Gwen confides Duncan about Trent [Canon] and he did to her. [The picture of Courtney under his pillow]) -Family (Gwen told Duncan her brother's guitar. Why would she say that? Because she trusts him [Not about the guitar. Like deeper conversations] and they probably talk about their family.) -Dreams (Duncan knew Gwen's dream car. Maybe they talk about the future and what they want to become and what they want to do with life) -Crimes (They confessed their sins back in TDI and would've spoken about it as Gwen seemed curious about Duncan's crime record from the horror episode) -There is probably more but I can't remember as I haven't watched the show in a while (A couple of months)

You don't talk about these stuff with someone who has similar aesthetics to you. You talk about it with people you trust. They trust each other.

Lack of chemistry.

I disagree because I do believe they have chemistry. Not every relationship's chemistry is yelling at the top of their lungs and then sucking their tongue down the other's throat. It's different and simple.

And just because your prejudice against the ship, doesn't mean it's blocking everyone's perspective.

So if you do see someone who likes Gwuncan, leave them the fuck alone. Stop hating because no one cares, alright? Thank you.

If they're happy with the relationship, it works.

If they're comfortable around each other, it works.

If it's healthy (The good outweigh the bad), it works.

Gwen and Duncan do have a healthy relationship but are surrounded in drama. If they were not, people would like them. But because poor (Not.) Courtney got hurt, everyone hates them. Aw, almost sounds like she got her karma. :)

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I know I've stated a lot of these before and probably sound like a broken recording player or whatever, but I need to restate them because anti-Gwuncan don't even try to explain the problem and just say they're toxic because of the cheating.

I'm not saying Duncney, Gwourtney and Gwent are bad (Actually, I am but if you don't annoy me, I won't say it to you), but like those who slander Gwuncan need to stfu. I'm only making these types of post to compensate for the amount of hate my ship received. (Even though those ships deserved more)

If I see more, my future post is going to be pointing out every flaw in those ships and if you don't that, don't promote Gwuncan hate.

On another note, don't slander or be like 'I like them better as friends.' on a page where the person supports the ship. Like, it gets annoying and they probably might say 'Oh, I respect your opinion.', but that's so they don't start fights because god, you guys are aggressive and extremely rude. (No evidence either)

Good day.

[iris19x]

I hope I’m not alone in this, but I honestly really don’t like it when people compare Gwen and Courtney’s physical appearances/attractiveness levels.

There is no denying that the both of them are extremely attractive.

Between them they had at least five guys that were attracted to them. (Six if you count Alejandro but I don’t since it was an act on his part)

Yes, their style choices differ drastically.

But how one of them dresses/looks vs how the other dresses/looks has nothing to do with why one Gwen is a better girlfriend choice for Duncan.

Gwen is a better girlfriend for Duncan, not because of their similar styles, but because she isn’t mean, vindictive, or controlling of him. She lets him be himself. She calls him out when he’s being a jackass, but other then that she isn’t trying to change him.

Courtney is not a good girlfriend for Duncan because nothing he does is good enough, she wants to change everything about him save for his name (and the only reason why us Gwuncan fans say “everything but his name” is because there’s no canon evidence suggesting otherwise) and is overall a mean and nasty person.

And I posted this in the Gwuncan discord group and @purplemys had the best response to it:

“Notice how not even Duncan compared their appearances. He saw them both as really attractive.”

The idiot they both dated didn’t compare their appearances- why the fuck are we?

[alphaclxwn]

feeling a lil silly, idk, might post more tboy court later

[bloggyblog121]

yt video

Should I call it Duncney in a nutshell? Or maybe Duncney being dislikable? (Those who get it, get it)

Next will be Gwuncan. (Not slander)

[coldblooded-angel]

Now why the fuck am I seeing shitty ass takes that Tashi should be taken out of the film??

Tashi, the catalyst for their feelings of desire and lust?? The person they projected everything and in turn realized they had feelings outside of tennis?? The only real threat to the friendship they became complacent in?? Living breathing personification of passion and drive for the one sport they built their lives around??

Did we see the same fucking movie???🤨🤨🤨

[insensitiveroses]

it's ironic how everyone is so quick to hate on gwen and duncan for all the love triangle bullshit but they choose to ignore bridgette literally cheating on her boyfriend on international tv

[skz-stay13]

My first Hogwarts Legacy Fanfic

Hey guys my sister (crypticslytherin1) on Wattpad and I have been writing a fanfic series and we just posted the prologue to book one on AO3 if anyone is interested I'll link it here and make a masterlist for it on my page

[cursedonyx]

Presented with a golden opportunity, Sebastian, Ominis and Dracaena decide to play a prank on their fellow students. Shockingly, Ominis wants to prank Duncan Hobhouse.

From an upcoming chapter of my main fic, links in my masterlist

[hogwarts-legacy-confessions]

I don't know if this was here already but I hate

Duncan.

-whiner

-coward

-talking shit

Nobody could possibly like that for real. Like c'moon.

👀

[tttopoftheworld]

I was talking to my situationship about top's interview especially his reaction to the thanos scenes and we come to a conclusion.

Thanos is actually TOP's pathetic meow meow

His horse plinko I fear

No but seriously though the way he talks about thanos and lil details about the character is exactly how Tumblr users talk about their favs. Like I slander Ian Duncan day and night but that's still my character. Also incredibly funny how differently thanos is seen by fans Vs by TOP.

Thanos: My beauty flower

Fans: omg he's so annoying I love him

TOP: lol cringe. Death by fork.