I'll uhm, explain when it's finished. There is a lot I need to say so I guess this is a WIP I really wanted to share with you.
Did you know butterflies love blood?
STOP BEING SO COOL GUYS WHAT THE F U C K JDJSJJXISXJ
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eh yo when the fuck were vampires able to UNHINGE THEIR JAWS TO CHOMP HALF A BODY OF A 6'6 HIMBO????
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Some person: Hey can you babysit my kids from 7-(whenever)
Me: ok.
Me: Proceeds to get ready.
Them: Actually I found someone else I don't need you anymore.
Me:
Me:
Me: OH GLORY GLORY WHAT A HELLUVA WAY TO DIE-
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Me when moms in my groupchat share “relatable” tik toks about how incompetent and awful their husbands are
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literally compiling a hit list based on this album. sorry for being parasocial and abnormal about taylor swift it will happen again.
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found out today my dog might cost me nearly £500 so i'm gonna lie down for a long time
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Do not
EVER
Compare Matthew Tkachuk to P***ick K**e
That is so rude to Matthew and his oral fixation
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