fbfh · 8 months ago
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as with all nsfw works all characters are aged up to 18+
thinking about being one of Logan's girls during his player era. he did all his usual bullshit to seduce you, and you admit, it worked. but Logan... sweet sweet Logan really doesn't know who he's dealing with. he's so into you because you seem like this sweet innocent soft little virgin who blushes and gets flustered when he just tries to kiss your neck. but if there's anything mean girls taught us it's that the sweetest girls can be the most skilled master manipulators. the second you saw logan, you had a goal. you knew exactly what you wanted - him. his loyalty. to alchemically transform him into someone desperate to be your boyfriend, your fiance, your husband. other girls have tried, sure. they think they can magically change him, throw one ultimatum at him and get him to drop everyone else. of course that never works, but you're not naive enough to approach things so simply.
you let logan get addicted to you. you let him teach you how to do all the stuff he likes, looking up at him with big doe eyes and asking "like this?" before you suck his soul out of his dick. you become his favorite girl. then, once he starts swapping around his booty calls to make sure he can see you, you know you're the favorite. by a huge margin. the next step in your plan is to start invisibly marking your territorry. the kind of things guys don't notice, but girls definitely do. it's late one night, and logan canceled on kristin because you asked him so sweetly "...are you sure you can't play a little longer?" you traced your pink nails down his chest, and he was a goner. you fuck logan until you wear HIM out. you must have been up all night. eventually, once you've completly drained him dry and overstimulated him until even HE'S close to tapping out, that's when the real fun begins. he's so fucked out and turned on at the same time by the fact that even after all that, you're still touching him. you're still fondling his half hard cock and empty balls, you're licking and kissing up his hips and thighs and happy trail. your touch is so soothing, so relaxing that he doesn't notice the way you start to suck tiny little heart shaped hickeys all over him. not too hard, not so hard he would notice, but enough so that they're soft and noticeable. and all around his most intimate parts. you scatter them on the skin right next to his cock, on his inner thighs as close as you can get to his manhood, on his hips, and you leave one peeking out through his pubes, right above the base of his cock. they're so hidden, such a soft pink that he can't even see them. but all his other girls can. this freaks them out more than anything. it's such a soft, intimate gesture, like you don't need to PROVE you're his, like they do. you don't need to do something big and obvious, you don't need to fight over him because you already have him. logan is... surprised. honestly, surprised is an understatement. ever girl he hooks up with for the next week starts freaking out on him, asking who is she, who's your new girlfriend? why did you pick her over me? is she prettier than me? better in bed? and poor, poor logan has NO FUCKING CLUE where this is coming from. by the end of the week, he finds himself with two choices. he can either go do damage control with dozens of angry, jealous girls throwing ultimatums at him, or... there's you, his favorite girl who's never been angry and competitive and jealous a day in your life. you, who would never hurt a fly, much less use psychological warfare to win a season of the bachelor logan doesn't even realize he's a part of. you, who's too sweet, too niave to ever be the master manipulator all his ex flings are claiming you are. so he does the obvious thing. he takes you to fiji for a week.
"like a honeymoon?" you ask so enthusiastically and cutely that he can't disagree.
"yeah, like a honeymoon." he laughs. you're so sweet. so adorably clingy. and as he tosses you onto the big fluffy white resort bed with sweet tropical air blowing in, as he tears off the cute little bikini he got you just to rip right off, phase one of your plan is complete.
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volkihar · 2 years ago
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Happy N7 Day 2022!
"After time adrift among open stars, along tides of light and through shoals of dust, I will return to where I began. Keelah Se’lai."
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illusioncanthurtme · 2 months ago
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I WAS DOING THE DISHES WHEN MY BRAIN MADE THIS COMPARISON AND I STARTED LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC
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faunandfloraas · 2 months ago
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cant believe he's the loki of skz
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carriedo-vargas · 9 months ago
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This cracks me up every single time I rewatch it😂
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creed-of-cats · 5 months ago
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The amount of doomerism I've heard from fellow usamericn zoomers/millennials around me is starting to drive me fucking insane.
"We're all gonna die, it's hopeless, it's not worth doing anything. This is our penance as human beings/[insert other guilty identity]"
You know who you guys fucking sound like? Fucking Evangelicals.
Yeah it's fucking scary and big, I'm not trying to say it isn't. But what the fuck is your plan??? Sitting down and dying?? Are you really telling me that this world is not worth you even fucking trying?? That you're just gonna party it out until your miscellaneous end game apocalypse arrives?
This isn't the rapture. The apocalypse is a false concept. People have been living through "apocalypses" every day of their fucking lives for all of human history, especially during the past 400 years. Get up and stop the suicidal idealization of your own tragic death. Our lives in the first world are built off suffering. To lay down and say we don't have any power is to reject the duty we have as beneficiaries of that suffering.
If you are so convinced you're going to die young then die trying instead of baring your fucking throat.
#going to r/collapse pisses me off because some people are genuinely trying to do community gardens and become more self sustainable#and others are like “the third world is done for at least im safe for the time being in the first world :((((”#the “third world” isn't your fucking sacrificial lamb for climate guilt. acting like it's over for billions of people when people are tryin#to survive and innovate and prepare and help themselves is fucking selfish#and moving away from the usa may help you but everyone else is still fucking there and the us will still suck resources from everyone else#the same people who don't vote in anything and then go “oh well it was a given” when shit people get in office like babes you could've done#something about that#climate change#sorry im just pissed today. my housemate keeps saying stupid doomer shit like “hope i die before it gets too bad haha”#like we are both puerto rican don't you think our homeland is worth saving???#to be clear it doesn't have to be extreme action! its something im fighting through too#learning how to be more self sufficient outside of capitalism also conveniently means a more sustainable lifestyle!#and im not perfect at all i want to do more#but im so sick of people just accepting this shit and saying it like its a fucking joke#i get it is a coping mechanism and trust me i get sad too but like jesus christ people are eat the rich until its time to actually#think of a plan or what a survivable future might actually fucking look like and how we help each other get as close to possible.#whatv compromises we have to make until one day it's not a compromise but a goal#and yeah it might not work but i don't want to obliterate any chance of it either#what's the quote from the sophie video? “people can visualize the end of the world more then the end of capitalism”#doomerism#climate justice#gen z#generation z#millennials#climate
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snzluv3r · 6 months ago
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gf officially went through being gaslit at the doctors with me 🎉🙈 held me while i cried afterwards so that was a nice little touch
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araneapeixes · 2 years ago
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OH HEY HAPPY LESBIAN ALOY TO THOSE WHO CELEBRATE ❗️❗️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈
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theirloveisgross · 1 month ago
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i-hear-a-sound · 6 months ago
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had an insufferably shit day today……….. Bridget nendoroid save me from the rope rn
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jiminsproof · 1 year ago
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tag game 🎶
shuffle 'on repeat' playlist and list the first ten songs ✨️ thank you for the tag kaili @blueside-hobi & kayla @cordiallyfuturedwight . 🫂💗 hope you're having a lovely day!!
latata by gidle
bouncy (k-hot chilli peppers) by ateez (also I have THE WHOLE ALBUM ON THIS PLAYLIST JUST REALISED being normal about atz is never an option for me)
psycho by jun
d-day by august d
oh my god by gidle (MANIFESTING 🕯)
BEcause by dreamcatcher
inception by ateez
jopping by superm
topline by stray kids ft. tiger jk
eve, psyche & the bluebeard's wife by le sserafim (BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!)
tagging some of my lovely moots and sending all of you the biggest hug!! also have a fun weekend and take care of yourself!! 💗🫂: @joon-rkive, @seraphjimin, @kimchokejin, @sollasitrona, @lyubins, @banghwa , @hobeah, @raplinenthusiasts, @aprylynn. 💖
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thedeadthree · 2 years ago
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IOVANNA (hotd) 🔮 // UNA (hotd) 🐍
ALAIA (tlou) 🍄 // VANJA (aot) 🫖
VIOLANTE (dbd) 🕯 // VERUSHA (various) ⚖️
TAGGED BY the dears @nightbloodraelle, @leviiackrman, @corvosattano and @marivenah to make a few loves in this cutest picrew! ty ty! <3
TAGGING: @griffin-wood, @feystepped, @kingsroad, @jendoe, @phillipsgraves, @risingsh0t, @denerims, @chuckhansen, @shellibisshe, @queennymeria, @unholymilf, @florbelles, @confidentandgood, @adelaidedrubman, @leondaltons. @roofgeese, @loriane-elmuerto, @weisshaupts, @aartyom, @arklay, @girlbosselrond, @blissfulalchemist and you!
#only if you want to! 🤍🕊#oc: iovanna dayne#oc: una nathaira uller#oc: alaia alcántara#oc: vanja tybur#oc: violante valtieri#oc: verusha kuang#UNAA U LITTLE HELLION YOU GODD the green eyes THE WILDFIRE-LIKE COLOR THE CANNIBALS DRAGONFIRE LIKE SHADE THEY POSSESS !!!!!#and iovannas violet eyes and the purple outfit like? these fit so well for them PLEASEE they’re the LOVELIEST <3#una: ive never done a wrong thing in my life. 🕊💚😌#aegon: i know this and i love you. ✨🥴#GODD THEM…!!!!? they’re so!#pov: ur daemy and u are getting 🔮 the look 🔮 for whatever nonsense u just did or say to attempt to woo her ✨🥴#(funny thing is it works skjsjzjx 🔮💜😵‍💫)#tommy come get your wife she’s pouting that she got blood on a vintage 2003 juicy jacket and u had to lend her yours 🤎🥴 thanks beloved!#(LISTENN the jacket is blue ik but the brown worked with her aesthetic aksjzxh ✨😖)#vanja in marley looks ✨😒🤍 how soon can she leave levi home is NOT where the heart is ✨😖#(though who is she kidding her home is standing next to her but admitting that she’ll eat rocks skzjjx ✨😵‍💫)#( WELL WHEN YOU WORRY ABOUT HIS WELL BEING HALF (ALL) THE TIME AND CHASTISE FOR NEAR FATAL INSTANCES it’s hard to fool anyone babe! )#local medic and aristocrat on the run will have gray hairs before she turns thirty bc of l*vi a*kerman more @ 11#vio here to remind the general public that blood rituals require blood! who knew! sksjzj it’s for a good cause (saving vitos behind again!)#verusha will likely have 3 verses if things are going the way i planned them <3 (a h*eroes r*ise / m*cu / and maybe something else?)#there was something else and i cant remember to save my life ✨😖 (im thinking m*cu wise she would be a lovely mirror to chiara?)#leg.tagged#leg.ocs#t: picrews
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fazcinatingblog · 7 months ago
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Wait since when does James wear a glove
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#James aish#beautiful boy#Carlton were mean to you Jimmy#i want to say he's copying Nat but no it was an elbow sleeve that Nat wore#nat drives James' car and finds a glove in the glove compartment and thinks he's having an affair with Travis Cloke#'jim when did you join Collingwood?'#'oh ah would've been around 2016' *nat does the maths* 'so you knew Travis cloke!'#'um yeah Nat everyone knows Travis Cloke he's---' 'a well respected member of the gay community?????'#nat starts fuming and worries he's losing his boyfriend to Travis cloke#'what does that big oaf have that i don't????' nat fumes#james comes home and there's several horses and donkeys in the kitchen#'nat??? did you leave the back door open again?' James calls out warily looking at the animals in his kitchen#nat comes running in to the kitchen 'oh i forgot to stir the soup' and#'babe there's donkeys in here' James says slowly and Nat flashes a grin 'yeah aren't they great we're having pumpkin soup your favourite'#'i haven't had pumpkin soup since Brisbane days when i was depressed eating cup a soups-- wait did you find my pocket profile from 2014???'#nat blushes and quickly throws a tea towels over his scrapbook of James Aish mementos#James starts leading the donkeys out of the kitchen and Nat's like 'wait Jim i thought you were into this thing'#'no definitely not' James retorts and takes the animals outside#he comes back and Nat's like 'babe i can't pack mark between three opponents any more I'm sorry'#James blinking confusedly 'i don't want you to do that you might get hurt'#'but...' nat says frowning 'what is it about Travis that you're into I've been racking my brain all day---'#'Travis?????' James said 'you mean coyler that tea drinking weasel who---'#Nat quickly pushes his cup of jasmine tea across the bench#'no babe i love you and your tea drinking i didn't mean it's just that Colyer-- he microwaves his tea'#'oh okay' Nat said 'yeah totally ok now back to Travis Cloke'#'Travis Cloke?????' james cries 'i haven't thought about him since i found that guernsey in your wardrobe signed by David---'#'i grew up a tigs fan Jim'#'oh phew i thought you were cheating on me with David'#'is that why you tried to grow a moustache that week?'
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officialrickshades · 1 year ago
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i love making posts on my rick shades blog that are just me doing my stupid and silly me things, bc i have the smallest chance of people calling ME rick shades, and just that possibility makes me sit there with glee bc i get to imagine rick doing the same stupid shit i do. on the other hand i am scared of ppl assuming im just a rick shades rp blog, which is not the case. like rp blogs are perfectly fine, but im just a silly little guy who relates far too much to a silly little FICTIONAL guy
anyways this started about me getting platonic crushes on people, im sitting here like kicking my legs and twirling my hair like OMGGG WHAT IF WE WERE FRIENDSSS WE SHOULD BE FRIENDSSSS
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ghostzzy · 1 year ago
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today has been challenging for a number of reasons but at least i met astarion <33
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gingerbreadmonsters · 2 years ago
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its five fucking am but i am so happy SO happy 🤩🤩🤩
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