#ebisu talk

[eerna]

Noragami au where both Nora and Yato meet Sakura at the same time so they both hate father with all their guts therebefore his plans never proceed.

Cut to them living normally except the constant ocurrence of their father coming from time to time to try to convince them to live with him again plz. Father is the villain of the week every week. Team Rocket Style.

Every time Hiyori and/or Yukine ask about him they given them different answers so they stop asking. "I putted icecream on his shoes the other day so he's trying to get revenge" "he is obssesed with me bcs he's an old fan from my idol days" "A fortune teller told him he has to rescue a homeless sweaty guy to become rich" etc.

Eventually Ebisu, Kofuku and Take get rid of him by accident and decide to never tell anyone to avoid social judgement

[futarinokinenbi]

From Sakurai Ariyoshi The Yakai 2021/12/30 (part 1):

They’re talking about what Jun’s been doing this year. He’s been taking it slow, working for 3 months starting April, then taking another 3 month break. He currently has work.

Ariyoshi: (pointing at Sho) He’s working like a cart-horse, why is it so different?

M: It’s because he wants to work.

S: Just as he said.

M: I thought that I just wanted to take it easy. Ohno is… Leader decided he wanted a full break. I wondered what the other three were planning to do, turns out they’re working like cart-horses. Just like usual.

Ariyoshi: He even did the election special program.

Jun explains he wanted to have a balanced life, so even with 99.9 and other jobs, he wants to take it easy whenever he can.

He mostly stays at home. He enjoys being able to sleep and wake up whenever he wants. Last year he couldn’t sleep well. Even if he slept, he’d end up waking up.

Sho wonders if he doesn’t get tired of living that way. Maybe it’s fine at the start, but…?

M: It’s not always like that. Around February…

S: You had enough (laughs).

M: I had about a month to do nothing.

Ariyoshi asks him if he doesn’t worry about his life ending just as is, or work would stop coming. Jun says he doesn’t think about that at all. He already knew he’d have filming in April so he calculated the timing. He started moving his body in mid February, waking up early, making plans on what to do and so on.

Ariyoshi: (to Sho) Do that!

M: You should do that!

S: (shakes head)

Michopa: He wants to work!

S: I’ll become worried…

M: What are you worried about?

S: If I don’t fill my schedule I get worried.

Fukazawa asks him about his hobbies. Other than eating and drinking, Jun talks about his projector which supports 4K and 8K. He’d watch things like World Heritage videos, appreciating the beauty while drinking.

Michopa wants to know if he cooks. Jun mostly orders take-out. He has a lot of friends who work in restaurants so when they don’t have work sometimes he calls them over and ask them to make him something.

S: This person is amazing. That one time, my manager told me that the day before Matsumoto-san made a party to appreciate the managers’ hard work. He invited all managers to his house. I thought, did he have that many chairs? He doesn’t have enough, right? It turned out that he asked his chef friend to come to his house and treat the managers.

Ariyoshi: In that case, there’s no way he won’t have work. They’ll think, “For Matsumoto-san’s sake…!”

Jun says that among their managers, there are younger ones and older ones, but due to alcohol even the younger ones became able to say various things to their boss and to Jun. It was interesting to see people who usually work so seriously in that situation. It was fun.

Ariyoshi didn’t have that impression about Jun, that he calls people over, he thought he’d probably fuss over the cleanliness and such. Jun doesn’t mind and calls his friends over often, and those friends bring their friends so it keeps increasing.

S: What was frightening is that when Ninomiya and Aiba… At Matsujun’s place there are paintings, artworks made by big artists. They saw those and kept going, “Who made this? Can I touch it? Can I touch it?” I was like, “Stop that! That’s not for touching! It’s for your eyes only!” Then, while grinning he went, “That’s fine. If you touch it, that also adds value.” It was frightening! I wished they’d stop it. They were like, “I’m touching it~”

Michopa wonders if they often meet for work.

S: We meet quite often.

M: In private life, too.

S: For example during the Olympics, after filming in the morning, I went to Matsujun’s place.

M: He did.

Fukazawa: At Matsumoto-kun’s place?

M: It was kinda like, let’s have a meeting.

S: So while talking about work, we drank expensive water. He lined them up and let me chose by myself. There was one I’d never seen so I looked it up. It was expensive.

Ariyoshi: Instead of asking you looked it up?

S: I couldn’t ask him that.

M: He was drinking with Ohno that one time. (Sho too) Ohno too, those two were really drunk. I received a call (from Ohno) around 23:30. I had to wake up early so I was planning to go to bed at 0:00 so being asked, “Can you come over?” gave me a very complicated feeling. He was really drunk. So I thought I’d just bring water over as a gift. I told him, “Drink this.” The water I gave them was that one.

S: It’s good water.

—— to be continued ——

Extra: Jun spotting Sho’s stuff.

[transguidomista]

I like the headcannon that when ebisu gets older she’s real tall like she’s a tall beanpole and Fujita is just forever stuck as the short king of the en family

[potatopurple]

NOOOOOOOO SUZUHA, YUKINE, AND TEEN EBI BEING THE BESTEST OF BROS NOOOOO

[tenzbian]

genma versus the amount of times he’s nearly given kakashi a wedgie for ignoring gai

[imperishable-prayers]

(LOOK I FELT BAD FOR HER SHE GOT TRAMPLED SO BAD BY ALL 3 CHARACTERS WHHSHSBBEHDHH)

(Marisa otter was like the only one that wasn’t very mean smjendmnajjw)

[ino-buta]

Somebody better say something to distract me before the jonin become my new obsession

[kumikoumae-archive]

Chapter 52 had so many baby ebisus i am thriving

Bonus adult ebisu because i almost cried during this moment:

[birdysteps]

The crossover no one asked for.

[chainsawcorazon]

ebisu really finessed herself a new manservant since went fujita MIA, giiiiirl

[bow-wow-wark-wark]

Ok so when I get a hyper fixation I start making like an intense amount of aus for it and recently I've been thinking of this hypmic dorohedoro au I have.... it's not really that thought out but here's who's who

Dice as kaiman

Rio as nikaido

Jakurai as kasukabe

Otome as chidaruma

Ichijuku as en

Nemu as kikurage (shes probably not a dog in this tho idk)

Jyuto as shin

Samatoki as noi

Fujita as doppo, alternatively (or as a double roll) as shou

Hifumi as ebisu tho he could also be turkey (also double rolling)

Kuuko as risu

Ichiro as aikawa

Jiro as dokuga

Saburo as tetsujo

Rei as the boss of the cross eyes (by extension also hole I guess)

Jyushi as natsu

Ramuda as haru (tho he wouldnt be married to jakurai in this one)

Sasara as Asu

Gentaro as kirion

Hitoya as tanba (tho he could also be bauks)

Rosho as 13

Separate from this au, kinda, but still fitting dynamic wise would be hitoya as en, ebisu as kuuko and fujita as jyushi

[eerna]

Ur noragami posts make me wanna read the manda sooo much because i want to understand wtf is going on but i have no idea where to start, i finished the anime and i dont feel like reading all the stuff the anime already covered

Ayyy!!! I strongly urge you to read it from the very beginning, tho. The anime changed stuff and omitted some of the events that would become important later on, and that's not even counting in the fact that both seasons had non-manga-canon endings. If you still feel like skipping it, begin sometime around chapter 40 (one of those chapters will be the Capyperland OVA but it plays out differently than in the anime so don"t skip it). Happy reading!

[bosburakh]

I’m kind of fascinated by the whole insular community here that I’ve never interacted with at all despite being mutuals with most of you.

[caeman]

screams into the void about dorohedoro bc i have no one to talk about it with

[trouvelle]

Shinichi: L is for the way you look at me,

Kaito: O is for the only one I see.

Makoto: V is very, very extraordinary,

Heiji: Egg

[maskill]

noi n gon