#eel thoughts

[loth-creatures]

Loving star wars is a curse and perhaps a mental illness of some kind

[lothcoyote]

hehe I drive a coyota

[whispersofjupiter]

What is your favorite legume?

ALFALFA!!

i love alfalfa so very much and it is a legume! i also made a dress that looks like the flower, it’s purple & pretty.

[theglassdragoncollective]

Really feeling the atoms in us that were almost an electric eel

[starii-lins]

i just found out about gimmick blogs and oh my gos theyre the best thing ever

[loth-creatures]

Love the way rebels emphasizes the importance of mutual aid. Love that fighting Imperials comes second to helping people. Love that every other episode is just the rebels fighting tooth and nail for scraps and then giving much of it away. I remember people complaining so much about the amount of 'filler episodes' about them just stopping for gas or whatever and first of all, those episodes are great I love watching spacefam go on fun side quests (during which they almost die a lot and have character exploration and often there's fun new characters yall just can't have fun), but more importantly what the fuck do you think a resistance movement is? They're trying to feed and supply an illegal fleet AND help the people suffering under the Empire AND physically fight the Empire for said supplies AND hide from the Empire bc they do not have the strength to fight for the sake of fighting yet. That's a logistical nightmare, yes they are going to be spending 90% of their time scrounging for supplies, and it's hard.

[lothcoyote]

Yoooooo I just realized I could probably attribute 90% of my most distressing intrusive thoughts to animal instincts violently disageeing with my human instincts

Game changer

[whispersofjupiter]

me thinking daria is a fun and silly show that’s won’t get too serious then watching 4x13 dye! dye! my darling!

[whispersofjupiter]

i get this all the fuxking time

therapists saying you're surprisingly self aware is like being called a pleasure to have in class for adults

[eelclaw]

lionblaze, shadowsight, and the prisoners they released

[black-and-yellow]

He's learned how to stand up. Aizawa finds it tremendously unnerving and wishes he would forget how to stand up.

[whispersofjupiter]

i bought my friend a toblerone as an inside joke and my other friend though it was a sex toy

[merakiui]

something something laundry day and you have no clean underwear, so you politely ask (demand) your stepbrother borrows you a clean pair of boxers otherwise you’ll walk around the house with your lower half completely nude and panty-less!!! (an empty threat; you wouldn’t actually do that).

as tempting as seeing that would be, he thinks it would be too much for his heart (and dick). so he gives you a pair and it isn’t until you’re wearing them that he realizes something.

your bare pussy is touching those boxers…

as soon as you have clean laundry, those boxers are tossed into the dirty bin for you to wash later. you’ll never get that chance, though, because he’s quick to fish them out and hold them up to his nose to breathe in your scent like the depraved pervert brother he is. >:)

[gimmick-blog-bracket]

Round 1: The Quarterquarterquartersemifinals

@thoughts-of-eel

(no propaganda submitted)

@official-crab-posts

“crabs! also they have a crab posts humansona they posted which i think is funny”

[majimasleftasscheek]

eeljima for MerMay 👀

[loth-creatures]

"Do you KNOW how much these are worth on the black market?!"

"Don't get dead"

"Could be worse. Could be my room."

"We ah. We-stole-a-TIE-fighter" "You WHAT"

"That makes me look like a fool..." "I paint what I see!"

"WHAT is going on out here?!" "It's a puffer-" "-I don't wanna know"

"Its your face's fault"

"Ah there we go. Knew there had to be a way this was my fault." "And you were right dear"

"Hey I told you your art was good months ago!" "Yeah, but you didn't know why 🙄"

"Wish that worked for me" "I wish it worked ON you"

"Are you happy now?! You got to blow stuff up!" "Thought you'd be glad I didn't kill anyone!"

"You shot us. I can't believe you shot us!"

"Keep your head down and you won't get hit-" *THUNK*

"We do not have a way to launch proton torpedoes. Otherwise I would have used them on you." "Well thanks "

"You'll do less damage that way." "I'll damage you if you don't shut up"

"Mando girl! Purple guy!"

"What did they do now?" "Those two can't go anywhere without blowing something up"

"HER EVIL COUSINS ARE COMING"

I'm sure I could think of more :3

Most iconic Rebels lines:

“This is my EXCITED FACE!”

*while running slowly* “YOU CAN RUN, BUT THERE WILL BE NO ESCAPE!”

“That’s not regulation!” “I kinda like it.”

“Don’t you *voice crack* DH A RE, don’t you do it!”

“At least yours (face) is unique.” “What’s that, CLONE humor?”

“I’m gonna get eaten, the last Jedi in the galaxy chomped up by some crawlers, beCAUSE YOU WERE TOO AFRAID TO GO O U T S I D E!!!!!”

*dramatic zoom in on face* “That’s…. problematic…”

“More than two legs is just… EXCESSIVE.”

“Did you…walk here? You don’t walk anywhere!”

“HE. LIIIIIVES!” *maniacal laughing*

“When have I asked you to trust me and it hasn’t worked out?” “Like half the time.”

*Hondo making pig noises*

“This is Commander….Meiloorun.”

“Because I could hear you two YELLING OUTSIDE THE DOOR.”

“Or perhaps they’ll be eaten. Such is the way of things.”

*AP-5 singing*

“Call me Jabba.” “*visibly confused*Come then….Jabba……”

“I don’t deal with washed up old relics!” “Come now, let’s leave your wife out of this!”

“KenOOOBIIIIIIAGSBHWJSKVDHAJQJSNDBJSBDHSA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“I have done this many times, and I’ve only been struck….*counts on fingers* I HAVE DONE THIS MANY TIMES!”