#egg and toaster

[sprinkles-stims]

pretend breakfast !

[lightkrets312]

i sincerely believe that anyone who says "oh you can't cook with a microwave, you should only be cooking with the stove / toaster oven, everything you make in a microwave is gross" has never bothered to actually learn how to use the microwave for cooking.

[shadyhouse]

if anyone is able to throw a few bucks at me so i can buy groceries after work today itd be much much much appreciated 👉👈 anything at all helps

vnm: tobias_leviathan

pp: paypal.me/bewearrr

[djsangos]

you guys ever just start chewing on random shit and thats how you figure out youre hungry as fuck

[an-ant-hill]

i'd 100% sign up to watch a boxing match between dan and phil. but i'd hate to see phil getting hurt.. also he does not deserve to do this god awful evil thing called "exercise"

dan should get decked though. i'd even pummel him myself

[mildmayfoxe]

i was thinking of treating myself to a lovely brunch this morning bc we have a string of rare 70+ degree days right now (for october) and i really should take advantage of the weather and the patios before they disappear but i caved to my baser instincts last night and got takeout instead. however that does mean i am currently baking two eggs on top of a garlic cheese bread covered in mashed potatoes bacon and broccoli. with the window open

[takehisa-kunnn]

Toaster-chan and egg-sensei lol

[kennys-parka-jacket]

If this recipe I made up just now doesn't work then I will have wasted half a carton eggs

[ateohsixxxx]

Also, just covering my bases, if Hot Dangerous Friend makes an appearance I dare you to ask her to choke you not fully unconscious but like. A good choking. Just leaving this in my back pocket

Captives, I need you to understand a fact about Hot Dangerous Friend that might cause you all some cognitive dissonance.

Hot Dangerous Friend is a sub. She’s a sub, she’s not gonna choke me, she’s not gonna know how to properly choke me.

She wants to be choked. She wants to be bruised up. She calls me sir when she wants to tease me and be flirty, still wears my AirTag and listens when I use That Voice with her.

Also, I hope she comes over tonight. I also invited Cute Rat Friend, so we’ll see if the commune has a special guest tonight.

[rustchild]

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[nyckie]

Dont let anyone fool you, cooking from scratch like 99% of the time friggin sucks. But at least its tasty. Usually.

[quzen]

throu the power of friendship me and sibling managed to make breakfast yippie!!!

[peachcitt]

if there’s bread to be had i WILL be burning it. btw

[kaluawoo]

One of my headcanons is that since Tsubaki was locked up for like 180 years, he doesn't always know the dos and donts of modern appliances, this means that le regular forgets that he shouldnt put metal or eggs in the microwave.

He also almost tried to get something out of a toaster via silverware but Shamrock stopped him in time

Momrock strikes again!

Iirc on Tanaka Box in Servamp Quest, if you put Higan and Sham in a party together, Sham scolds Higan for leaving his cigarette butts in some glass he was using as an ashtray because he was worried Tsubaki might drink the cig butts so that checks out.

[shikai-the-storyteller]

If I had ridiculous amounts of time and energy (and also a working tablet) I'd totally be making tons of QSMP animatics to songs from old 90s / 80s movies.

[you2018]

my delicious scrambled egg sandwich that i over salted but nonetheless