#egon simp

[wifetomanyfictionalmen]

It’s true. Sometimes I just sit as think about what it would have been like to know him

Why do I do this to myself

[wifetomanyfictionalmen]

Egon with a reader who is buff???? I wanna pick up this man and chuck him around Istg-

He’s scared

Egon Spengler x buff!reader

Warnings: swearing

“You work out?”

You hummed as you fiddled with your baggy shirt. You always wore baggy, none form fitting clothes. You were helping Egon in the library waiting for Ray and Peter. Of course once they arrived things kicked off and you had to contain laughter when Peter got the ectoplasmic residue in his eye, jokes aside you followed Egon as rolled your eyes at Peter’s remarks. You’d been with these guys since day one back in college. And yet they didn’t know everything about you.

After Ray tried (and failed) to touch the spirit you all ran from the library. You walked with Egon as he calculated the results and finally told his peers that they may be able to capture and hold a ghost. Of course you were just excited as Ray and Egon, even peter was showing some excitement.

Fast forward to the first night at the firehouse and you were dressed in a tank top and combat trousers. You heard the door for the Chinese and headed to the dining/kitchen area, Egon nearly choked on his water seeing you “You work out?” You looked at him confused but smiled and nodded “course I do! If I’m going to be working within the parapsychology field I need to be able to handle myself, specially now I’m a ghost buster” you winked and hummed as you all began to eat.

As Janine yelled out and pressed the bell a grin spread across your face and you were the first down the pole and into your jumpsuit. As you set of to the hotel you felt Egons eyes on you still. His gave a look of good lord I want this woman to carry me.

[ghostbustersconfessions]

hi yeah its me again. I need Egon to tie me to the fire pole. also I saw a fic earlier where he and the reader are in a haunted location and he shoves the PKE meter you-know-where and I. Listen if I had to think about that possibility then so does everyone else

-rgb egon simp

whats the fic. drop the fic. let us know

[cptsadist]

This may be weird to say but I'm in love with Egon's theme music and bonus points for it being called "Broken"

[dragon-watcher03]

Egon Spengler.

That's it. That's the blog.

[h-harleybaby]

Is ghostbusters (specifically rgb) niche because I’m about to lose it and start looking for ray stanz x reader and peter venkman x reader

I’m not ready to admit that rewatching it made me remember old crushes IM NOT READY

[ascendedbananamaster]

My sister wants herself a man who collects spores, molds, and fungus

[spxnglr]

☎️ 𝙶𝙷𝙾𝚂𝚃𝙱𝚄𝚂𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂, 𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝙳𝙾 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝚆𝙰𝙽𝚃? || “Oh, that’s easy,” The Doctor grinned, leaning against the wall. “Ten out of ten. Was there ever a question?” || @anywherexwhen

IN AN INSTANT, HIS CHEEKS FLUSHED. Clearing his throat, he decided to busy himself with - well, something. Anything. His hands swept up a blank clipboard and pen, his face conveniently concealed behind it as he spoke:

❝ I'm still annoyed at you for throwing the manual away again. ❞

[spenglersweetheart]

*Screams*

THAT ONE SCENE WHERE PETER ASKS EGON HOW SCHOOL IS AND ABOUT GHE SCIENCE CHICKS AND HE MAKES THE SEX JOKE SND READERS JUST THERE STARING BCS THEY KNOW FOR A FACT EGON IS A STRAIGHT UP SIMP FOT ONLY GHEM

OH MY GOD YES ABSOLUTELY

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( note : i added the gif too teehee 🤭 )

You and Only You

Egon Spengler x Reader

WARNINGS : dirty jokes tee hee

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YOU WERE IN RAY'S OCCULT SHOP. YOU WEREN'T doing anything interesting. In fact, you had just found a book that you were interested in and started reading. You were pretty much in your own world, other than the fact that they were talking about Dana's wild baby carriage and what had been the cause of it. Egon told you, and they had to keep it a secret from Peter. You can do that very well.

You heard the bell ring. That was a signal that someone had walked into the occult store. You just so happen to glance up and see Peter walking in. You sent a quick "psst" Egon and Ray's way. Your way of telling them to stop talking about it.

You pretty much kept focus on your book after that, but your ears were still pretty much sensitive to the walking around you. You weren't eavesdropping (okay, maybe you were a little bit). But they were in hearing range. What else were you supposed to do?

Peter had started talking to Egon. You overheard their conversation.

"Hi Egon, how was school?" Peter said, "I'm sure those science chicks dig that big cranium of yours, huh?"

"I think they're more interested in my epididymis," Egon replies back.

Your face slightly heats up at the joke. He knew that Peter wouldn't understand, but you would. You look up from your book, your eyes only peeking out of it. You catch sight of Egon, who gives you a smug grin, and you could've sworn that he gave you a wink.

You felt yourself hide behind your book. But you knew better. You knew that joke was directed toward you in the first place. Egon didn't care about those science chicks. Neither did you. Well, sometimes you didn't care. You didn't know why it really worried you either. You knew that Egon was yours and only yours.

You hear footsteps come your way. You look up from the book to see Egon. He eventually sits next to you, and you finally put your book down.

"You smartass," You say with a chuckle, playfully nudging him, "That joke was for me wasn't it?"

"I knew you'd understand," Egon replied back.

"Do the girls actually dig your epididymis?" You ask.

Egon shrugged. "Dunno. I know you are, though."

"Egon Spengler, I should wash out your mouth with soap," You say to him, playfully hitting him with your book.

"C'mon, Y / N. You know there's no other person that I would rather have but you. Yours and only yours, you know," he tells you.

You give a smile. "You're too sweet to me, Egie."

[breadheads-wife]

You guys do NOT wanna see my hear me out cake

Heyyy my name is , and just a heads up before you scroll through my page: I am a heavily possessive nonsharing self-shipper. So if you:

1. Are romantically or sexually attracted to any of these characters

Or

2. Shipping any of these characters with other characters/OCs

then please tread lightly on these parts. I'm not one of those cringy 2018 sans fan-girls where they scream "HE'S MINE" nor do I own the characters. No. Self-shipping is just something that brings me comfort so please keep all that in mind :)

DNI if you ship any of these ships!!!:

Henry Hotline x Frankie

Lucifer x Alastor

Lucifer x Lilith

Egon Spengler x Ray Stantz

Wally Darling x Barnaby

Vox x Alastor

Vox x Val

Sundrop x Moondrop

Spamton x Tenna

Mike x Tenna

Mr Puzzles x Mario

Mr Puzzles x Meggy/Leggy

SERIOUSLY DNI IF YOU SHIP MR PUZZLES X MR WPNZ

IF YOU SHIP MR PUZZLES X MR WPNZ, I WILL BLOCK YOU IMMEDIATELY AND NEVER UNBLOCK YOU, NO MATTER WHAT

My romantic F/Os:

💘= HEAVY ON NON-SHARING

💕=non-sharing to a normal degree

♥️=iffy on sharing

- ♥️Rainbow Factory Wally (Husband)♥️

- 💕Human Wally (Husband)💕

- ♥️Vaquero Wally (Husband)♥️

- 💘Vox from Hazbin Hotel (Fiancé)💘

- 💕Henry Hotline from Finding Frankie (Husband)💕

- 💕Egon Spengler from Ghostbusters💕 (Husband. And a GASP! asexual/asexual relationship?! How terrible of me to have a asexual/asexual relationship with Egon Spengler/sarcastic)

- 💘Mr Puzzles from SMG4 (Husband)💘

- 💘Breadhead from the Gaslight District (Husband)💘

- 💘Mr (ant) Tenna from Deltarune (Husband)💘

- ♥️Harley Sawyer from Poppy Playtime (Husband)♥️

- ♥️Sun from FNaF SB♥️

My platonic F/Os:

(not characters I simp for)

- Doey the doughman from Poppy Playtime

- Gabriel from Ultrakill

- V1 from Ultrakill

- Cartoon Bendy from BATIM

- Count Bleck from SPM

- Octavia from Helluva Boss

- Mr Ring-A-Ding from Doctor Who

- Every character in TADC (except Jax)

My family F/Os:

(not characters I simp for)

- Mel from The Gaslight District (Sister-in-law)

Fun facts about me:

My favorite Pokemon is Flareon

My favorite YouTubers are:

8BitRyan

MrBallen

Chilling Scares

Dead Meat

My favorite FNaF characters:

Funtime Foxy

Withered Bonnie

Lefty

Spring Bonnie

Candy Cadet

My favorite videogames:

Buckshot Roulette: Multiplayer

Finding Frankie

Still Wakes The Deep (plus the DLC)

I believe in, and love, everything ghostly, spiritual, and paranormal :3

I do follow a religion, but I'm not comfortable sharing which one

One of my hobbies is photography!!

[theshrimpmafia]

Hiii umm first post on this blog I guess

Most of about me is in my bio. As you can tell from my profile, I really love Egon Spengler from Ghostbusters as well as the OG films. I do collect merchandise of Ghostbusters, I'm a huge collector of all my special interests, I mostly collect Egon Spengler (and ofc Ghostbusters merch in gen) and Bluey merchandise. I have high functioning Autism and ADHD, so I apologize that I am not the best at understanding social interactions, but I'm trying my best! 😞. I have absolutely loved Ghostbusters and Egon since I was 2, I took a break from the fandom in 2021 and came back in 2024, surprisingly, I look quite a bit like movie Egon irl (which is where the blog name came from lol), so it's quite fun to cosplay him(if they ever did a movie where they needed a younger adult Egon, they should totally hmu, I am already an actor irl as well/hj), the silly glasses man gives me so much joy🥹. I am also an artist! I do both traditional and digital art! I mostly draw animals and very new to drawing humans, so I apologize that my Ghostbusters fanart looks a bit wonky, but I do plan to share most of it on here. I definitely look forward to making friends on here, I have a really hard time finding ppl who are fans of GB that aren't just simps or really old men (I'm early college age, literally studying science, unrelated to ES), like I would LOVE to have a deep convo abt Egon lore or Ghostbusters in general. You can find me on other platforms as Red heeler or Theshrimpmafia. So for now here's this silly lil Egon in my collection!🐈‍⬛

[ghostbustersconfessions]

goddddd RGB Egon in a straightjacket.... struggling like a wild animal..... finally gives up and hangs his head and his pompadour is all dishevelled...... goddamnit yall what have you done

-rgb egon simp

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[alanshee-keeper-of-realms]

I'm starting to recognize a pattern in my shipping habits

Futureshipping, Ineffable Husband's, Ineffable Bureaucracy, Spirk(The Premise), Scruffshipping, Greenflower

Hell even my older ships like Peter and Egon.

Two gay people who have poor communication issues.

One tends to be the smart one loving books, tech whatever theyre hyperfixated on,usually a genius of some sort who tries to pretend they aren't sassy, but it's glaringly obvious. They have taken the art of talking back and refined it to deadly levels of potency

The other is just cat or snek lounge abouts who are an absolute simp for the other. Usually have some sort of bad history that has permanently traumatized them. The other is their shiny object and they'll never let go of them they're highly affectionate even if they don't like admitting it or straight out refuse to admit it.

[korieonthemoon]

Introduction!!!

My name is korie and I'm an autistic dumbass with even dumber hyperfixations.

I write fanfics :)

I will write for:

.the boys

- Billy butcher

- queen maeve

- starlight

- mothers milk

- frenchie

- homelander

- hughie cambell (maybe)

-black noir

- kimiko

. Marvel

- Bruce banner

- natasha romanoff

- otto octavius (rami verse)

- pretty much every x men character

- hobie brown

- gwen stacy

- matt murdock

- foggy Nelson

- insomniac Peter parker

- insomniac Harry Osborn

.ghostbusters

- egon spengler

- Ray stantz

Idk that's pretty much it

Suggest whoever BUT I may not write it depends on the character (don't be sad I just probably have never simped for them in my life)

Please note what gender you want the fanfic to be about or i will just write it about me (afab)!!!

Expect lots of grammar and spelling mistakes, don't complain I'm too dyslexic for it.

Will write :

✅️family+pregnancy (Not kinky)

✅️bondage

✅️impact play

✅️plus size reader

✅️disabled reader

✅️poc

🤷maybe some mental illnesses depends on how triggering it is for me and my experiences

Will not write:

❌️no underage characters unless in cute family friendly fics

❌️no noncon/r@pe

❌️no abuse or SA references even in past relationships as these are triggering for me

I think that's it, if there's a kink you want but I won't do it don't be upset I'm just not into it!

Have a nice day :)

[weed-gummy]

Creds to @itshabit this 😭😭