#ehrmagerd

[imustbeamermaidrango]

ERMAHGERD!! I love meme history.

[mitaffenartigergeschwendigkeit]

[silmarillion-ways-to-die]

[supermariomamafucker]

ehrmagerd east hastings by godspeed you black emperoer.

[cassandrasimplex]

A friend was commenting on FB about how the memories feature there is mostly only good for reminding her of memes she once liked but forgot about, and that's why she's solely responsible for the following despite the fact that she made me swype this with my very own fingers.

Meme'ries

Here's a blast from the past, laugh

At the things you enjoyed from

Some other bad year

Let nostalgia

Repaint the past with colorful charm

Honey badger knows no fear

Meme'ries

Here's that thing that you posted

That you thought would be funny

You were innocent then

But remember

How problematic that wisecrack was

And the discourse cost a friend

This is fine dog

Viking cats

They set us up the bomb

All your base are belong to us

And now here's ROFLcopter

Meme'ries

I must wait for the timeline

To remind me of good things

I remember the bad

On my own so I ask the algo

"Please skip that day"

But the algo, too, is sad.

Galaxy brain

Ehrmagerd

Endless love for lamp

Hamster dancing

Tossing coins to witchers

Ceiling cat is watching

New phone

It's so easy to leave them

On the old phone, forgotten

Surely Google will know

Where to find them

When years from now you think of that one

Never gonna

Let it go

[m0tel6mxzzy]

HELLLLPPP tiktok girls i love y’all but why are some of my photos now in these aesthetic edit things on tiktok and yet i’m getting no credit. like i didn’t take this pic thinking ehrmagerd #aesthetic i just placed the books together bc at the time they were all in these “frequently bought together” collection on amazon

[jaccorneliastreetswift]

STEP INTO THE DAYLIGHT AND LET IT GO WAS AN EASTER EGG!!!!! Dare I say- it’s actual LYRICS??!!!!!

[onlinemontgomery-blog]

#Ehrmagerd !!! (at Montgomery, Alabama) https://www.instagram.com/p/CPed1khN2ea/?utm_medium=tumblr

[halieloren]

Cat cafes are THE BEST! Had a very fluffy friend to hang out with for awhile today when I met up with my sweet fan and Kickstarter supporter Sylvain for our "Coffee Talk". He suggested Cafe Chat L'hereux for our coffee time, and I'm SO glad he did! 😻I mean, just look at that little fuzzy kitty! And, get this - her name is MiLady! Ack!!! SO CUTE!!!!!! #ehrmagerd #catcafe #kickstarterrewards #montreal #chatlheureux #lapcat #catstagram #acatineveryport #widdlebaby #fromthewildskytour #halieloren #catlover #purrfectday (at Café Chat l'heureux - cat café Montréal)

[defaultjane]

I won’t lie, you guys, I think this story deserves more attention, so... shut up and take my fic! :D

Chapters: 40/40

Fandom: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse), Hunniper Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Helena Harper/Ingrid Hunnigan Characters: Helena Harper, Ingrid Hunnigan, Leon S. Kennedy Additional Tags: Minor Original Character(s), Drama, Action, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Commander Shepard cameo, Hunniper - Freeform, Awkward Romance, Domestic Fluff, Depression, Bipolar Disorder, Angst and Humor, Jill Valentine cameo, Chris Redfield cameo, Claire Redfield cameo, Sherry Birkin cameo, parenting, Mommy Issues, Eventual Happy Ending Summary: Hunnigan learns that getting a promotion and having two women fight over you isn’t anywhere near as awesome as it is made out to be; it turns out to be quite the contrary when all of a sudden everyone and their mother want a piece of you. Sleeper agents and constant terrorist attacks aren't exactly helpful either.

“‘Seducing a Virgo woman may seem like an impossible mission as she is likely to put up a facade of being detached, cold and indifferent. She is not, but she is practical and cautious and therefore you must understand that she will not just give herself to you. If you’re patient enough, she will eventually reveal to you the dedicated and passionate lover that she truly is underneath the shy and practical perfectionist...’ What are you reading?” Leon giggled after spending a moment reading over Helena’s shoulder.

“HEY!” she yelled at him as she straightened up quickly, slamming the laptop shut and lowering her feet in such a hurry she knocked the pens and her mug over, the pens clattering as they spilled onto the floor with a generous stream of coffee.

“God damn it, now look what you made me do,” she narrowed her eyes at him and went to grab some paper towels to clean up the mess she’d made.

“I had no idea you were into horoscopes,” Leon chuckled and shamelessly opened Helena’s laptop to check out what she’d been looking at. Apparently figuring out the compatibility between a Virgo and a Taurus was on the younger woman’s agenda today.

“Excuse me, mister Rude, private stuff!” Helena said, her voice rising to an outraged falsetto as she grabbed the computer from him.

“So, I take it you’re the Taurus, but who’s the Virgo?” he narrowed his eyes and grinned as he stroked his unshaven chin in an exaggerated slow motion like some cartoon villain. He then pulled out his phone, did a quick search and his face lit up with realization.

“I see, I see... someone just now figured out our new director’s birthday because of the upcoming little party we’re having, and decided to do a little research,” he grinned and Helena sighed.

“Oh, shut up. I don’t really even believe in that stuff, and still... So, it’s bad enough that I have to resort to astrology to figure out how to make her notice little ol’ me, I don’t need you taunting me with it,” she hissed at him.

“You like Hunnigan, you like Hunnigan,” Leon teased in the typical nya-nya-tone, but had the decency to keep his voice practically inaudible.

“You are such a brat,” Helena rolled her eyes at him and gathered up the pens she’d knocked over to the floor.

“Deep down I can be a very sad man and occasionally acting like a little boy keeps me sane and charming, don’t deny me that,” Leon said sincerely and Helena scoffed.

“Act like a brat as much as you want, just don’t do it at my expense,” she narrowed her eyes at him and slumped back into her chair.

“I’m a Gemini. How would you and I do?” he wiggled his eyebrows.

“A match made in hell,” Helena poked her tongue out at him, not even bothering to check online whether it was actually true or not.

[cottoncandyofterror]

Ehrmagerd, it’s done. I can’t look at this anymore. Please take it away!

[imtherealsebastiansatan]

Even only being sebartian gf.// Ehrmagerd Sebartian.

Ahahahahaha

[cockymclaughlin]

Ehrmagerd!!! Happy Birthday!! I hope you get to celebrate and feel loved some important ways! You’re a fantastic writer and have made my life better and happier with your expression! You deserve all the things! 💖💖💖💖

;___; thank you so much <33 you’re the sweetest peach 

[lovefromhyrule]

MY HEART WAS NOT READY FOR THAT PRECIOUSNESS EHRMAGERD, Aunt Octavia!

[reckonslepoisson]

Opiate, Tool (1992)

If Wikipedia is to be trusted, Opiate is (along with Undertow) one of Tool’s heavier releases. That may be the only reason to really care about it. I can’t say that I’ve ever really cared about Tool very much, an undertaking only encouraged by their toxic, irritating, “ehrmagerd they’re so intelligent and funny and complex and intelligently complex and intelligently funny!” fanbase. While this is a fine EP, it can’t have been considered particularly game-changing for early Nineties metal and doesn’t really demonstrate any of the progressive and experimental features that would be the hallmark of Tool’s later releases.

Pick: ‘Part of Me’

[sizzleitupwithmaria]

here you go @baura-bear (i’ve also definitely done these before but i know i’ve changed so)

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?

i’m kind of a hoarder so all of them?? but mostly mugs and water bottles

2. chocolate bars or lollipops?

CHOCOLATE

3. bubblegum or cotton candy

cotton candy slaps

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?

very shy but a good learner

5. do you prefer to drink soda from cans, bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

soda sounds really unappealing right now so none?

6. pastel, boho, tomboys, preppy, goth, grunge, formal, or sportswear?

a combo of boho tomboy and grunge

7. earbuds or headphones?

earbuds

8. movies or tv shows?

i don’t have the patience for either, podcasts are superior

9. favorite smell in the summer?

i walked by this couple yesterday who had ice cream and just... the smell of sugared cream and waffle cones.... delicious

10. game you were best at in pe?

volleyball maybe, but i still wasn’t good at that

11. what do you have for breakfast on an average day?

a granola bar, which sucks bc my first period is choir this year so i won’t be able to eat first period!!

12. name of your favorite playlist?

“oh boy i’m pining for someone”

13. lanyard or keyring?

my keychain is so heavy that wearing a lanyard would slowly break my neck

14. favorite non-chocolate candy?

GUMMI BEARS!!!!!!!

15. favorite book you’ve read as a school assignment?

either romeo and juliet, to kill a mockingbird, or and then there were none

16. most comfortable position to sit in

i like legs crossed but i also like just the ideal Leg Bounce position

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

my grey converse high tops

18. ideal weather?

like... 60 degrees and mildly cloudy

19. sleeping position?

on my side or occasionally on my stomach

20. preferred place to write?

in a notebook, writing on my laptop gets old after a while

21. obsession from childhood?

MAGIC TREE HOUSE or dolls in general

22. role model?

eva fucking noblezada

23. strange habits?

i like to shake my foot when i see something i like (is this stimming? probably and i kind of like it)

24. favorite crystal

emerald but just bc it’s my birthstone

25. first song you remember hearing?

probably something off of rumors by fleetwood mac

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?

i hate warm weather but i like shopping

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather

go to school?? i kind of feel like my outfits are the coolest in winter and that gets me a lot of compliments

28. five songs that describe you?

just pick five random queen songs and it’ll probably be pretty accurate

29. best way to bond with you?

literally just talk to me. i can ramble for hours about shit you probably don’t care about

30. places that you find sacred?

my bedroom and the two giant woods in my hometown 

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?

basically just blue jeans a flannel and a black tank top. not very cool but i feel nice in it

32. top five favorite vines

all i can think of rn is i’m gonna munch i’m gonna crunch so there’s that (stream revolution lover)

33. most used phrase in your phone?

fdhslfhdjslkfdk or any other keyspam

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?

i have adblock lmao

35. average time you fall asleep

like 12:30 now that it’s summer

36. what is the first meme you remember seeing?

ehrmagerd or however you spell it

37. suitcase or duffel bag?

duffel bag 

38. lemonade or tea

both, including when they’re combined (arnold palmers slap)

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?

cake

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school

high school: this past year’s senior prank which did give me a mental breakdown but it was kind of hilarious 

middle school: The Smell

41. last person you texted?

my dad

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?

pants, i always feel like shit will fall out of my jacket pockets

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket, or bomber jacket?

hoodie and cardigan, Maximum Coze

44. favorite soap scent?

i kind of like dessert scents

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy, or superhero?

none of them??

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?

my fav flannel which is very soft and underwear

47. favorite type of cheese?

the one that comes on pizza

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

....... a watermelon? i look pretty appealing from the outside but i’m actually 92% water

49. what saying or quote do you live by?

andre deshields’ three rules to longevity from the tonys :,)

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

i can’t remember but i’ve definitely peed myself laughing in like... elementary school

51. current stresses?

“am i waiting too long to snap back my crush” and “OH SHIT I HAVEN’T STARTED ANY OF MY ESSAYS”

52. favorite font?

helvetica or comic sans if i’m in the mood

53. what is the current state of your hands?

i last washed them like 30 mins ago, my left hand’s nails are painted black, and my right pointer finger is bleeding

54. what did you learn from your first job?

i haven’t had one yet lol

55. favorite fairy tale?

i have no idea

56. favorite tradition?

i don’t really have any noteworthy ones

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?

That Time In October 2017, The Week Of May 6 2019, and The Week Of Mamma Mia Auditions And The Week After (those are the official titles in my brain lmao)

58. four talents you’re proud of having?

i have a good fashion sense, people tend to like my art?? i’m good in a choir?? and i guess i’m a bit naturally smart

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

something like “i’m gay”

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?

some combination of yuri on ice and ouran high school host club

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc?

i particularly like that one dude in hp and the sorcerer’s stone that was described as a toothless walnut

62. seven characters you relate to?

uhh my mind is really drawing a blank rn

63. five songs that would play in your club?

like... a combination of 70′s queen, cousin simple, and memes that’ll make people go buckwild

64. favorite website from your childhoos?

girlsgogames

65. any permanent scars?

(small tw) i have a scar on my left middle finger from when i tried to change razor blades and i just noticed today i have one single self harm scar left on my left leg and nnnnnnnhhhhhhh

66. favorite flowers?

roses and ik ferns don’t count but ferns are v pretty

67. good luck charms?

i have the shittiest luck lmao

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?

i’m infamous for never trying new foods

69. a fun fact you don’t know how you learned?

idk, pretty much every fun fact ever?

70. left or right handed?

right

71. least favorite pattern?

like.... stripes of any kind make me look fatter than i am

72. worst subject

physical science, but it’s all bc of my shitty teacher

73. favorite weird flavor combo?

uhhhh fries and a wendy’s frosty?? or sometimes i squeeze a lemon into my coke

74. at what pain level out of ten do you have to be at before you take a pill?

hahahahahahaha i can’t swallow pills so i suffer

75. when did you lose your first tooth

i have no fuckin clue

76. what’s your favorite potato food?

fries!!!!! good!!

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?

ferns or cacti

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?

neither?

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?

my school id but only bc i don’t have a license yet lmao

80. earth or jewel tones?

earth

81. fireflies or lightning bugs?

fireflies

82. pc or console?

pc?? although all i play on is my laptop which isn’t technically a pc

83. writing or drawing?

neither rn, i’m feeling uninspired

84. podcasts or talk radio?

P O D C A S T S 

85. barbie or polly pocket?

neither, i was a liv doll kid

86. fairy tales or mythology?

mythology but i can also dig some like... brothers grimm shit

87. cookies or cupcakes?

both but it depends on my mood (i could really go for a cookie rn)

88. your greatest fear?

experiencing eternal blackness after death

89. your greatest wish?

move into an apartment with my soulmate and act for a living

90. who would you put before everyone else?

nobody really rn

91. luckiest mistake?

coming out to my parents maybe? although it wasn’t a mistake, i would defo be in a bad place if i was closested at home

92. boxes or bags?

i have no clue

93. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight, or fairy lights?

fairy lights!!

94. nicknames?

none but if any future partners can come up with one for me i will marry them instantly

95. favorite season?

fall or spring

96. favorite app on your phone?

instagram or tik tok (KILL ME)

97. desktop background?

a nice landscape one of my fav artists painted

98. how many phone numbers have you memorized?

just my own lmao

99. favorite historical era?

60′s/70′s (i hate to be that bitch but that’s when music was at its peak)