#ejf

[bison2winquote]

Bura Malebolge, Exploding Judo Federation (Der Mondhase)

[the-art-ghost]

I HAVE A QUESTION

How does Zalgo brush all them teeths? A ton of toothbrushes, one big brush, or power washer?

𝔑𝔬𝔱 𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔶 𝔭𝔢𝔬𝔭𝔩𝔢 𝔞𝔰𝔨 𝔥𝔬𝔴 ℑ 𝔨𝔢𝔢𝔭 𝔪𝔶 𝔱𝔢𝔢𝔱𝔥 𝔫𝔦𝔠𝔢 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔯𝔢𝔡 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔡 𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔰𝔞𝔶 𝔦𝔱

𝔐𝔦𝔰𝔴𝔞𝔨 𝔦𝔰 𝔞𝔫 𝔬𝔩𝔡𝔢𝔯 𝔴𝔞𝔶 𝔱𝔬 𝔟𝔯𝔲𝔰𝔥 𝔱𝔢𝔢𝔱𝔥 ℑ 𝔭𝔦𝔠𝔨𝔢𝔡 𝔲𝔭 𝔞𝔤𝔢𝔰 𝔞𝔤𝔬, ℑ 𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔢 𝔦𝔱 𝔟𝔢𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔡𝔦𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔞𝔩 𝔱𝔬𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔭𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔢 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔟𝔯𝔲𝔰𝔥

𝔄 𝔭𝔬𝔴𝔢𝔯 𝔴𝔞𝔰𝔥 𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔡𝔫’𝔱 𝔟𝔢 𝔞 𝔟𝔞𝔡 𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔞 𝔢𝔦𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯…

𝔚𝔞𝔯𝔪 𝔯𝔢𝔤𝔞𝔯𝔡𝔰, ℨ𝔞𝔩𝔤𝔬

[oldmacykerenew]

Éjféli napsütés együtt 😃♥️ a mai 6 órás buszozás után màr nehéz normális fejet vágni éjfélkor😂

[strawberrystepmom]

Listen. I believe in Kenku supremacy. I believe in a well liked, highly intelligent guy and the only person in the Entire world who can make him blush. I just KNOW what would happen. You two would meet, or he would reanimate you(‘breeding stock’ he crassly jokes but still plans to use that genius brain you pretend you don’t have. A thing he knows too). He would set you to work and you would be like “aw man…you’re not into me? Okay…”

And for a period of several weeks, he would be able to tell himself he’s focused on restoring the world. That he is NOT looking for you every time he leaves his hut and he is NOT disappointed when he doesn’t see you. That he is NOT sitting next to you at the bonfire because he wants to and it’s also NOT because the cold makes you shift into his side. That he is NOT handing you the gardening or cleaning jobs because he likes to see you stand up, wipe your forehead, and greet him. And it’s definitely NOT because he circles you to come up from behind and enjoy the view

It’s not any of these things that makes him fall in love with you anyways. None of this breaks through his thick skull.

It’s that you’re intelligent too. GAHHHH YOU’RE GONNA NOT BELIEVE ME…BUT KENDY…HE WOULD WANT YOU BC YOU CAN THINK ON HIS LEVEL. KENDY. ARE YOU HEARING ME? He brings up a complicated issue and you’re the only one with a solid counter argument. It makes it so he’s always thinking of you(even though he already was!)

[punny0verlord]

Don't you have one of those days where you forget what day it is and you only remember what day it is cuz you looked at the calendar?

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.....I may have forgotten my birthday is tomorrow

[inkcap]

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[punkbeetleart]

THEYRE HOLDING HANDS!!!!!!!!!! YHEP LUSHIES ARE HOKLDING HANDS SFMVRJSX DHDHDBDBDBDBUD STFU IM EMOTIO SL

Photos from the official exhibit twitter

[r3mlato]

a heten leginkabb maradek eves volt karacsonyrol, meg megcsinaltuk a brie masik felet, szoval nem annyira eroltettuk meg magunkat, inkabb chill volt meg transzatlanti tarsasozas a svedekkel.

mostanaban mindig az van, ha megyek valamiert a boltba az epp nincs, igy jartunk a tradiconalis szilveszteri shrimp ringgel, de nem toltak ki velunk, csinaltunk magunknak. nagy fozes ugyan ebben nincs, en kiraktam korbe a rakot, zsuzso meg bekeverte a tormas kremet hozza.

ejfeli virsli maradek kapival.

ujevi lencse maradek virslivel.

felaron volt az aldiban a steelhead trout, mivel meg sosem ettunk, itt volt az ideje.

meg karacsony elott lattam gyonyoru friss zuzat a boltban, gondoltam ket unnep kozott veszek majd es jol megkonfitalom a zsirban ami kisul a kacsabol. persze mire mentem mar nem volt, sot fagyottat se kaptam pedig voltam vagy 8 helyen. ellenben pulyka zuzat talaltam, majd lehet abbol csinalok valamikor valamit. szoval csak majat vettem es egy reszet bekonfitaltam. mar emlitettem, hogy zsuzso kapott tobbfele speci lisztet ajiba, az egyik ezek kozul a bloody butcher nevre hallgato kukorica liszt. csinalt belole egyet amiben fott kukorica volt, sajnos sutes kozben nem jott fel, eleg lapos maradt, de mivel volt ideje csinalt meg egyet.

ez mar sokkal jobban sikerult, masik recept volt, ugyan ebben nem volt csemege kukorica csak a liszt de igy is nagyon finom lett. volt a hutoben negy jalapeno meg kari elottrol ami kezdett mar szottyadni, zsuzsonak tamadt egy otlete, hogy ezuttal savanyitas helyett csinaljunk belole edeset, ugyhogy csinaltam egy adag epres-gyomberes jalapeno jamet, igen jol ment a kenyerhez is meg a mexikobol hozott dios manchego sajthoz. gondoltam hogy ala majkremezek a jalapeno lekvarnak, de aztan inkabb megse.

a maradek majbol meg lett majas hase.

nem sokszor csinalunk mac&cheese-t itthon, talan 1-2x evente, van egy kedvenc bbq food truck itt a varosban es neki isteni fustolt macje van, de regen meg iowaban csinaltunk supreme macet es neha-neha megkivanjuk ujra. nem nagy kunszt, adunk hozza egy kis olasz kolbaszt meg piritott zoldsegeket vagy epp amit kivanunk, most epp meg a maradek asian pickles meg ubi is jol esett vele. most uj receptet probaltam a szoszhoz a szokasos egyszeru tej/vaj/sajt helyett egy besamell alapu szosz lett, nem volt rossz, de valahogy nem volt az igazi, majd legkozelebb.

[silentzombies]

Name: "Tank" Dempsey

Age: R E D A C T E D

Background: American Marine Corp.

Occupation: N/A'

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[naviculariis]

So.

This will .ore than likely be the last update I post for a while. I'm putting this under a cut due to the content.

My mom is basically in end stage congestive heart failure.

Mom had a cardiology appointment yesterday, where we learned that we were told wrong after her heart attack & stint. Her ejection fracture rate ( how good your heart is pumping ) did not get better.

It got worse. The heart attack did pretty major damage. A normal, healthy EJF is 50-75%.

Her's is 25%.

She is on the line of end stage Congestive Heart Failure.

We're trying to figure out a game plan- whether that means a life vest defibrillator, a pace maker, medications. We don't know yet. But.

Yeah.

I'm uh. I'm not really sure how I feel, really. I joke that this year is 2015 all over again but now it really does feel like that, because I watched my grandfather die from CHF in 2015, and now my mother is going through the same horrible thing, and it's. It has dredged up a LOT of feelings I burried.

I've also been in one of the worst depressive episodes i have been in *since 2015*. I can't seem to pull myself out of this one, which is what has me a little weary and worried, and my anxiety piqued last week in an ugly way. My lip is torn to shreds from it currently.

My new insurance kicks in on Feb 1sr, and i do intend to find a therapist afterwards because I love my friends, I love my partner, but I cannot keep just piling my venting on them or just shoving everything aside and not talking about anything.

Due to this, my niece possibly having to have a Major surgery at some point this year, and other littler things- I'll probably just. Take a step back entirely from roleplay as a whole, at least on here, for a *while*. I still write fics, I'm still working on my book, but I just.

My bandwidth is shot currently. I work 40 hours a week now & am still my mom's caregiver.

I don't know what to do, really. I'm sort of numb. Really, really numb. 2015 was the year I lost everyone & everything & attempted in November of '15, and this year is. It's scary how it feels like a repeat.

If you want my discord to keep in contact, don't hesitate to reach out. I'm also over on twt & bsky! Those are where I'm mostly active these days.

It's been rad.

[bison2winquote]

I.N.A.B.A. to Bura, Exploding Judo Federation (Der Mondhase)

[jorts-the-rambler]

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[therewillberomance]

📶( last night our four year old cousin came over and look at the colors they chose 👁️👁️ )

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[askafterlife]

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[ezrafairchild]

Basics

Full Name: Ezra Jebediah Fairchild

Birthday: April 30th

Age: 74

Zodiac Sign: Taurus

Religion: Baptist

–Religious Level (1-10): 10

Birthplace: Birmingham, Alabama

Current Residence: Birmingham, Alabama

Height: 6’ (formerly 6' 2")

Hair Color: Grayed with streaks of black

Eye Color: Dark Green (let's pretend Jeremy Irons matches that okay)

Sexuality: That is about the silliest question he ever did hear. The good Lord would not have gone and made Eve for Adam if there was no reason behind it.

Love/Romantic Preference: The prettiest unripened peach of a woman.

Relationship Status: Twice a widower. Married his childhood love when they were 14, but she gave out on him a few years later. Later married a woman who had been widowed herself with a sweet girl named Delilah. It's a blessing she reunited with their Father before all that mess happened with the girl.

Languages Known: English

Details

Car: 1962 Ford F100 in baby blue with a little rust for character [x]

Phone: Landline

Music Genres: Gospel, Folk, Bluegrass

Wardrobe: Old classic southern upper-class attire. "His Sunday bests" [x] Will always have a handkerchief embroidered with his initials EJF. Walking cane with a silver wolf's head at the top, tarnished finish from wear, with teeth baring. Old brown leather loafers.

Estimated Net Worth: $50 million (and saved every penny)

Ransom Value: *crickets*

Education: Has no need for any of that higher education. His higher education comes from the only good book he knows. Amen.

Accent: Southern (9/10 strength)

Bloodlines + Connections

Wesley Bartholomew Fairchild | Grandson/Son

Delilah Celeste Fairchild | Step-Daughter | Resides in Belmont Psychiatric Hospital, the Celestial Wing.

Mary Magdalene | Bless that Catholic girl's heart

Levels

Drinking (1-10): 0 like a good Baptist would, even if he still has bourbon around the place... says it's good to resist temptation as a testament of faith.

Swearing: 0 also like a good man of the Lord would do. But don't you test him.

Smoking status: 8. Cigarettes seem in bad taste, but he smokes from a pipe.

Drugs: 0 and never will. 

Cooking proficiency: 0. Any man who knows his way around a kitchen has been around his mama's apron strings for too long.

Intelligence: 7. In spite of Ezra's lack of formal education, I wouldn't underestimate his way of the spoken word, but throw in some "higher education" words at him and he will be a bit lost by that gibberish noise you have.

Emotional/Social Intelligence: 5. His way or the highway, but he's got the added advantage of southern hospitality keeping him at a 5.

Creativity: 2. This man's creative thoughts only involve harming vulnerable girls!

Temper: 7. He's bad when he's mad, but he's cool, calm, collected right up until then.