#elebator

[cacaitos]

[canariio-tf]

Taylor Swift

[lapdogchase]

if you take one of the three rolling carts that 400 people need to use to move out and you dont put it back when youre done in a timely manner I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you

[gibbyslounge]

would like to feed these to dream and give him vicks vaporub for his chest and feet and coconut oil for everywhere

[ogrepoppenangleaksofficial]

Blease my lord, will meet'n'fuck knögdom hae X Son of Elebant content?

[canyouhearmeow]

porter Elevator perfec t size for put resident in for t\ransport! inside very Nice and Comfort resident wait soundly put resident in Porter Elevator. Put Resident In Porter Elevator. no problems ever in elebator because very Fast and Efficient for carry human body weak of walking up the stairs. Aporter Elevator yes a place for a humab resident put resident in elevator can trust porter for giveing good love to human. friend porter

[ps-babelism]

AF Batch 3

Featuring characters by _moodyphantasm, epicpotatoman, centipede-rot, elebant, LoopyLune, and @andyetnobananas

[elebee]

desperately curious about this one:

[intertexts]

peace & love on planet earth even though i just had 2 climb four stories of stairs bc the elebators busted!

[treasure-goblin]

Elebator :3

[cacaitos]

brother wanna be h r giger so bad

[reigningqueenofwords]

Concussion

Word count: 1,175

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Part 9 of Lightening and Arrows

Wanda's suggested had been on your mind for a few days while you tried to not only work up your courage, but to kinda plan what you wanted to say. Not word for word, although flashcards were tempting, but in general. Both men noted how distracted you'd been lately, but it came to a head when you were training with Nat. The two of you were sparring and she took you down in record time. Clint winced when you mostly landed on the mat, but your head hit the hard floor underneath it. "Ow." You instinctively rolled to your side and grabbed the back of your head. 

"Shit, I'm sorry!" Nat crouched, glancing to Clint. "Carry her to the medlab?" She motioned for him to come over. 

He didn't have to be asked twice, rushing over to scoop you up. "Do I need to start taking first aid classes?" He teased you, making you chuckle. 

"Don't make me laugh, that hurts." You leaned against him, closing your eyes. You didn't feel any blood, which was good. Your head was killing you, though. Was the floor made of concrete?! 

"Sorry." He said softly, stepping onto the elebator. "JARVIS, let Bruce know we're on our way?"

"Already alerted." The AI replied. 

Bruce motioned to a bed for Clint to lay you on. "On a scale of one to ten, how much does your head hurt?" 

"I hate that scale. More than my ankle did, that's for sure!" You replied sarcastically. 

He didn't take it personally. "Let's start off with getting you something for the pain." He went to get you some water and some Tylenol. 

Clint moved to the other side, leaning on the bed you were on. "You can go back to training." You glanced at him. You didn't want to kill his training because you couldn't pay attention to what you were doing.

"Let's see. Make sure the woman I've been going on dates with is okay...or going to train?" He tapped his chin, pretending as if he actually had to think that choice over. "Sorry, you win by just a touch." He smiled. "At least this won't put you out of missions for a couple months again. Right?" He gave your arm a small squeeze as Bruce came back.

Bruce gave you the water and some Tylenol. As you took those, he grabbed a clipboard. "How're you feeling?" 

"I have a splitting headache, that light is freakin' bright as hell, and I'm wondering where that noise is coming from." 

The men looked at each other. "What noise?" Clint asked before going to dim the lights a bit. 

"You don't hear that ringing noise?" You motioned to your ear. 

Sighing, Bruce shook his head. "Looks like you have a concussion. I'm not going to lie, I'm surprised you haven't had one before with what we do." He said honestly. "Clint's had like 4 the past few years. At least." 

"At least." Clint nodded. "They're not fun. You're about to be so bored the next two days." He sighed. "Limited reading, tv, and videos games. Limited exposure to bright lights, loud noises, and crowds." He rattled off, putting up a finger for each one. "And no training for a few weeks." He shrugged. "I napped a lot those first few days. A lot." 

You groaned. "This is going to suck." You had better luck on missions.

Once Bruce gave you more of a run down, Clint carried you to your room ("This way you can close your eyes. These lights are really bright!"), and promised to keep you company when he could. "So, you've seemed out of it lately. Everything okay?" He asked finally as he opened your door. "You know you can talk to me, right?" He was keeping his voice low for you. 

You nodded, wondering if this meant you should talk to him now...And Thor after? Would that be better? "Let me change and then we can talk. Deal?" You looked up at him with a small smile. You really hoped this went okay! 

A bit reluctantly, Clint set you down. "I'll get us some water and snacks." Even if you didn't feel thirsty, or hungry, he knew that you needed to make sure to keep hydrated, and needed to eat. If not, things could get worse.

"Thank you." You kissed his cheek and made your way to your bedroom. You left the door cracked to use the light from the main room. You tried to change as quickly as you could, while also not moving your head too fast. You hoped those Tylenol kicked in soon. 

Clint looked over when you sat by him on the couch. He let you get comfortable, your legs over his, before passing you a bottle of water and a bowl of apples and peanut butter. "Remembered you said it was one of your favorite snacks growing up." He gave you a shy smile. 

You were surprised he remembered that, as you'd mentioned it in passing. "You're sweet." You took them and instantly dipped a slice into the peanut butter. After a couple bites, you took a sip of your water and licked your lips. "So...." You started. 

"Hey, whatever it is, you can tell me." He gave your leg a gentle squeeze. 

"You like me, right? Like like-like me?" You asked shyly. What were you? 10?

He grinned. "A lot, yeah." He chuckled. "I didn't think I was being sly about it or anything. Kinda tried to make it obvious." 

You chuckled, nodding. "True, can't hurt to ask, though." You pointed out. "And I can tell, or think I can tell, that Thor does, too." You went on. "I like you both, too. I just don't want to hurt anyone." It wouldn't have surprised you if he felt the heat radiating off your cheeks from the other side of the couch. "So, Wanda had a suggestion." 

Clint looked curious. "What was that?" He wanted you to know he wanted to hear what you had to say. Especially if it came from Wanda. There was no telling what you were about to say. 

"That, if it's okay with both you and Thor... If you guys would be cool with me dating you both." You finally just got the words out, your eyes on your bowl of apples and peanut butter. "Then Nat told me to wear my blue tank top. I said I needed to build up courage to ask, and she said that if I wore that you guys would be too busy staring at my chest." You chuckled lightly. 

"She's not wrong." He mused. "Anyway." That suggestion was a big one. "How would you dating us both work?" 

You shrugged a shoulder. "I go on dates with each of you. And Nat also pointed out that we kinda already do three way dates all the time." You noted, finally looking at him. "I will completely understand if that's not something you're cool with, and I will never bring it up again." You promised.

[lapdogchase]

day whatver of the library elebator being broken evryday i get closer to passing out on the stairs

[fishtofu39]

Artfight ended o77, some attacks/revenges this yr.

I did way less than last year ;-;

Attacks on: ~oyaitsumi ~dafman ~starsartic ~cornrin ~NTS ~elebant

[oldmacykerenew]

1 het betegeskedes utan, nehez belevagni a hetbe… de viszonylag jo hetnek nezek elebe.

Ma megyek a kineziologushoz (nem akarok…allandoan bogok, allandoan szar…) holnap az egyik kedvenc csaladom fotozom - 4. Szulinapja a kislanynak, es Veluk is minden szulinapon ott voltam mar, ugyhogy naluk is latom felnoni a csajszit😍

Szerdan befejezik (ha birom😅😆) a lapockamon a molyocskam. Nem voltam itt fent, mikor keszult a kontur… deee ha befejezik, akkor majd mutogatom, mert csodaszep lesz! (Na nem a hatam, hanem maga a tetko… a hatamon meg dolgozom 🤷‍♀️🥺)

A het tobbi napja munka, edzes, meg a kepek kivalogatasa es retusalas… unatkozni nem fogok. Remelem a betegseg sem ter vissza. Azert az antibiotikum nagyon sokat segitett…de meg pici maradvanyok vannak. (Ma vettem be az utolso adagot🤞)

[dearweirdme]

i mean they def have a deal with dispatch but I think their fans would def blab if they saw them that often in sk, I mean I'm sure k-fans are respectful but there are always fans that aren't in every country and they wouldn't hesitate to talk about it, so that whole open secret bs seems well like bs to me, I know celebs have a way of going unnoticed but tn are really not just any celebs they're some of the biggest starts in sk right now, a rumor that juicy would not stay hidden imo, especially considering that every time they're supposedly caught, they're always galavanting about with no masks like they're not the biggest stars, I mean if that's how they go on dates someone definitely would've caught them a million times by now

Hi anon!

Mmm, I think the answer to the question: "are celebs able to go out unseen?" is a complex one. It's not a case of, they dress up completely unrecognizable, or they have people on the look out at every corner to asure their safety. Celebs are ofcourse not staying holed up in their appartements all the time. They go out for dinner with friends and for dates, they go out clubbing, they go to shops, they go for walks... there's certainly stuff they can't do, but there's also stuff they can. Most of the time, people won't even look at everyone they pass by in the streets. How well do you pay attention when you walk through town? Especcially in a large city, people will often pass each other by without a glance. If a celeb dresses in normal daywear, puts on a cap and sunglasses, that might already do the trick. Also, in the places celebs come often, their appearance won't cause a fuss. At those places they aren't Tae and Jk from BTS any longer, they are just regulars. They won't get photographed every time they enter, and no one will post about it.. because it's no longer a big deal. Most people are also not a*holes who have to throw everything online. Some fans will freak out when they meet their faves, but neutral people will maybe only ask for an autograph or pic, and just keep it for themselves.

Things change ofcourse when celebs start to date. That is something they'd want to avoid leaking, especcially idols. But there's ways to go out and stay private. There's many restaurants and clubs for instance where personel will not spill information. They can't because they've signed nda's (because of their employers, not because of the celeb) that prevent them from spilling company information. The information about guests and customers will also fall under that. Those restaurants have an image to uphold. They know when they break a celebs trust that will refelct badly on them, and they might lose many celebrity customers because of it. So at those places, celebs will be able to date unseen to the rest of the world. elebs also cover for each other. So if a couple was going to go out at a place more celebs hang, they can be fairly sure that no-one will spill. In general, there are places to go if you want to stay hidden, but you don't want to stay home.

But, I do think a lot has to do with people not paying attention. If you don't know what to look for, or if you don't know there is something to look for, you won't find anything. Now with Tae and Jennie, people have been looking. And I gather people have been looking hard the last year or so. Especcially after Paris, I think it would be way harder to keep something like this hidden when people know where and when to look. So I think we would have seen more by now if they were actually a hidden secret in SK.