#elven stim

[bastiion]

Nebarra Stimboard!!

Gold, armor, dice, crystal, skyrim, elf, altmer, high elf, royal, knight

(Gifs do not belong to me.)

[citizenoftmrrwlnd]

stimboard for : elf!scar (hermitcraft s9) with cats, nature/the sun, and cookies

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[yikes-ajax]

Was stimming so hard I genuinely worried I managed to break my own neck for a second

[alejaolch]

Poland, August 2022

[roversmojis]

Could I request a emoji of a person with elven kinda pointed ears tapping their fingers on a table? Much appreciated ^^

[octolynx]

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GoodTimesWithScar 🌳🍃🌿

[gothfoxgirlboy]

DND dragons as archetypes of girls I would let rail me

Black: sexy dominatrix, she will use you to take out all her stress and will make you bargain to get any kind of pleasure or release. There's no cumming without a deal being made.

Blue: Extremely good with her words. You don't even realize what's going on. You just feel like you're going to drop deep. Deep into trance. Sleeping as she plays with you. Then with a snap you're awake again.

Green: Very elegant, almost elven in her grace. She'll wine and dine you and make you laugh until you're in her bedroom. Then she changes slowly pushing your limits and corrupting you. Teaching you to enjoy all her kinks.

Red: Tomboy type bully. She's bigger than you and will throw you around. She constantly makes fun of you and rails you like she hates you. There will be playful punches throughout the day and they will hurt but it's just how she shows affection.

White: Small and uncaring. Definition of an ice queen. She'll degrade you without an ounce of emotion on her face. She shows most of her emotions in the bedroom as she rails you hard, using you like a fleshlight.

Brass: you are a stim toy to them. She will rail you while telling you the speedrun world record history of obscure flash games. She'll randomly use you like you're free use just because she needs something to do.

Bronze: Mommy domme. She wants to cuddle you and make sure you eat three meals a day. Her favorite sex positions are all the positions where she can see your face and give you kisses.

Copper: Shortstack gremlin girlfriend. You'll walk into a doorway covered in plastic wrap at least once a month. She loves sitting on you, face or lap it doesn't matter to her.

Gold: athletic amazon. She'll carry you on her shoulders to show you off. She'll also try any kinks you ask of her because she loves trying new things.

Silver: very lackadaisical in their life. Going with the flow, everyone loves them. Great at parties. Doesn't mind sharing you. They probably already have all the kinks and experience.

Yes you are encouraged to tell me which dragons you also want to rail you.

[gay-disabled-characters-showdown]

LGBTQ+ Disabled Characters Showdown Round 1, Wave 2, Poll 16

A character being totally canon LGBTQ+ and disabled was not required to be in this competition. Please check qualifications and propaganda before asking why a character is included.

Check out the other polls in this wave and prior here.

Wayne Terrisborn-Mistborn

Qualifications:

He's canonically disabled in that he has PTSD and kleptomania, which are quite evident in the text and confirmed by word-of-god anyway. He's also very neurodivergent coded in other ways--headcanons for autism, ADHD, and BPD would all have lots of supporting evidence. He isn't canonically queer in a cut-and-dry sense, but saying he's queer wouldn't just be fanon either (though it generally is that); basically, he's canonically gnc and likes to crossdress sometimes, and for various reasons the way he thinks and talks about that is more 'I decide to be a woman sometimes' than 'I decide to dress as a woman sometimes'. Also, in fanon he's bi/pan, on the canon basis that he loves his ambiguously gendered girlfriend however she's presenting at the moment. Long story short--I wouldn't submit someone as queer if it were simply fanon, regardless of the rules, but I think what he's got going on is quantifiably queer enough that it doesn't matter if there's concrete confirmation of it or not.

Propaganda:

In addition to the above, I would like to note that he's chaos incarnate.

Amaya-The Dragon Prince

Qualifications:

1- Deaf, uses sign language 2- Sapphic, married to a female elf

Deaf and not straight (I don't know if they've mentioned her suxuality in canon, but she's dating a woman)

She is in an explicit relationship with Janai (also female, very very gay) and is deaf.

Amaya is a general of the Katolis army. She is deaf since birth and communicates in sign language. She's the best warrior in the human lands and she is a raging lesbian.

She's Deaf and a lesbian Canonically deaf and engaged to a woman

Propaganda:

Amaya is so cool. This is the only time I have ever seen a memorable Deaf/HOH person on a children's tv show. Her disability is dealt with really well. She isn't pitied for it. On the contrary, she's a fricking general! Did I mention she's cool? In terms of queer stuff, she's married to a literal queen (actually I haven't seen the show in a while, so its at the very least a queen-adjacent figure), and they're so cute together and every time I see them it makes me stim. Also she's just a really great character in general (no pun intended). Like, she will hunt you down and kill you if you so much as give her nephew a papercut. She's such a badass like genuinely.

She's a knight and a cool aunt and I love her!

Amaya and her partner, Janai, are the classic enemies-to-lovers couple. Amaya, although deaf, does not let her disability stop her from being the best soldier of her kingdom and has rightfully taken the position of general. She's so badass, but also kind and loving. She's just amazing.

As I said before, she is a raging badass lesbian who is engaged to the queen of Sunfire Elves, who is also the best warrior in this elven nation. Her fiancee is learning sign language for her. They are so in love it physically hurts!!!!

I'm bad at the propaganda thing but I'll give it a try She uses ASL and has an interpreter she's close to. She's also a General of her home kingdom... up until she gets captured by an enemy princess and falls in love. Now that princess is a queen, and as of the last episode they're engaged to be married. Also they share a bed and multiple kisses onscreen.

Is a badass fighter, determined, fiercely protects those she loves

Anything Else?:

I LOVE HER SO MUCH

The qualifications and propaganda paragraphs correspond, @yurayuramiharin is the fourth submitter, the anything else section is the first submitter.

[star--nymph]

What are your favorite Cullen and Eury HCs GO!

This is weeks late sure but like I needed TIME to thinking about my dumb, sweet, beautiful babies and I hope you're ready for me just BABBLING.

LET'S DIVE IN

Whenever Eurydice asks to hold Cullen's hand, she refuses to take it unless his glove is off because she didn't ask to hold his glove, she asked to hold his hand.

Because eye contact is hard and hurts her, when Eurydice looks at Cullen, she's always looking at his mouth. His mouth and his scar were, in fact, the first things she found attractive about him because of this.

She loves his big scarred hands so much, she loves tracing them, playing with the fingers, pressing her mouth to his palm.

It took Cullen forever to realize that when Eurydice's ears would flicker up, it meant that she was happy or excited. Honestly, he would have never known if Varric hadn't hinted that Fenris' ears did the same around Hawke. Mayhaps a connection?

Verbal constant is important for the two of them, even after they've been in a relationship for several years. “Can I touch you?” is just another way of them saying they love each other, regardless if the answer is ‘yes’ or ‘no’ cause the point is, the choice is there and the choice, for once, is okay.

Cullen is fascinated with Eurydice's hair sometimes, both in the way it feels and that it seems to have a life of its own. He likes to twirl the ends around his fingers and curl tighter--and then he kisses the strands.

Eurydice loves Cullen's curls--when he lets her, she likes to run her fingers through his hair until it's fluffed up. She plays with it often in bed or when she's stimming.

Before they started their sexual relationship, Cullen had a habit of playing with Eury's ears absentmindly without realizing it was of her most sensitive spots and so he didn't really get or notice that when he did that, she would clam up and the tips of her ears would turn red.

The first real present (that wasn't just herbs in an nameless envelope) that Eurydice got Cullen was a book on chess she found in Val Royeaux that she just slammed on his desk, said 'this is for you', and walked away. He didn't realize it was supposed to be a birthday present for four years.

Sometimes when Cullen has nightmares or an anxiety attack, Eurydice uses illusionary magic to create images that move around him. She asks him to tell her a story so she can make things from it for him.

I think the reason why they started talking to each other early on, before they really were friends, is because they didn't owe each other anything, including kindness. They just spoke the truth, even if the truth was harsh and often uncomfortable. You have respect someone who doesn't bullshit you with nicities for the sake of feelings. And they gave each other as good as they got.

So much about Eurydice and Cullen's love is about healing and growth and individual acceptance. They are just two hurt people that have been outcasted and the fact that can find a haven with each other, they're allowed to be vulnerable even at that their worst moments means so much to them.

They take such long walks with each other. In silence. All across the battlements and back. They're like two old people. Ugh, I bet they even stop to staring at the clouds. What LOSERS.

Cullen waiting out Eurydice's meltdowns on his knees in front of her, watching her curl in on herself and repeated slurred elven to calm down--and then when she's ready, offering his hand so she has something to ground herself.

Cullen's got the world's shittest elven accent and Eurydice tells him so, but she still loves how he sounds. Grabs his cheeks and tries to help him because she says he has a 'lazy tongue'.

Cullen usually calling Eurydice 'my love' and 'my darling' and that's enough to make Eury happy because it's so simple, she's just his love. But then he calls her 'Moonlight' and she can barely hold it together, she can do anything but cover her eyes with her hands.

I don't think Cullen realizes how much Eurydice loves watching him from afar.

Eurydice loves Cullen's big tummy. She loves him big. Big happy fat Cullen is Eury's favorite Cullen.

Eurydice may be bony and have no titties but Cullen loves that about her.

Eurydice clings to Cullen like an octopus sometimes. He can not escape the LIMBS. AND THE HAIR.

How many bracelets has Eurydice made for Cullen. He's lots count and he loves EVERY SINGLE ONE.

Eurydice can't sing for shit but she tries so hard when Cullen asks. It sounds terrible, but Cullen loves it.

Eurydice loves when Cullen sings to her.

After her hair, Eurydice's favorite thing to stim with is Cullen's coin. She bites it, she plays with it, she presses it against her mouth and feels it out with her lips. It's important to him and thus now it's important to her.

Cullen doesn't GET her funky weird experiments but does he support is weird witch wife? Absolutely.

Sometimes they don't hold hands, they get so overwhelmed that they just hold each other's fingers.

INFODUMPS AT EACH OTHER INFODUMPS AT EACH OTHER.

The first time they met, Cullen got noticed on his ass during the Battle at the Conclave and Eurydice literally stepped over him to whip a demon in the face. She didn't even acknowledge his existence.

The second time they almost got into an actual fight because Eurydice wanted to leave Haven while she was still under imprisonment. Leliana had strike the ground with an arrow between them to stop them.

I'm not sure when Cullen fell in love but he sure felt something the first time he saw Eurydice ever smile and laugh while speaking to one of her mounts.

Their relationship took two years before either one admitted to themselves that they might have feelings, much less say it to each other.

When Eurydice realized Cullen made her feel something in her chest, she got so scared that she would repeatedly run away from him and Skyhold. Once time she jumped off the bridge when she got too overwhelmed rather than admit she liked the way he sounded.

I want to remind everyone this is the woman who tells people straight to their face that they suck and she couldn't deal with maybe having a crush on this random sad shemlen. So much that when she finally admitted she liked him, she had to do it BEHIND A DOOR. WHILE HOLDING HIS HAND THROUGH THE CRACK HE WOULDN'T LEAVE.

EURYDICE IS BAD AT FEELINGS WHICH IS SAYING SOMETHING BECAUSE CULLEN.

Anyway Jim did almost die because he interrupted them almost kissing after like a year of wanting to do so. Honestly surprised Cullen didn't stab him but he was too busy making sure Eurydice did run for it again.

Mean Elf Lady and Sad Lion Man are bad at feelings even though they're both like. Thirty. More News At 11.

In conclusion, I'm crying over them no one touch me.

[chewby-stims]

elven scar with loopable stims pls?

elf scar with loopable stims for bloop-im-a-frog-now!

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[citizenoftmrrwlnd]

stimboard for : a christmas elf requested by @sugarcookiied

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[rightpastnowhere]

MORE. FOR U

Ok ok ok we all collectively will not shut up about how Percy is endeared by Vex's ears, right? well UNO REVERSE CARD! His lil round human ears are so fucking cute to Vex. It's also very funny for her to parse out how sensitive they are vs half-elven or elven ears.

In modern AUs their taste in music seems very different at a glance but meshes SUPER well. Percy is rocking to MCR and anime intros and Fallout Boy and old rock'n'roll (that his dad and Julius loved), Vex is grinding to pop and country, and everyone is like 'surely not' until they pull up to give Pike a ride and are just blasting a Taylor Swift song together (she joins in obviously). Or on a train sharing earbuds and the poor folks the next seats over can hear Monster by Skillet from there and these two are mouthing along and sharing Dramatic Looks.

Trinket keeps bringing cubs home. He's a male bear, bears don't raise cubs in pairs (males don't participate at ALL), but he's a Ranger companion and lives as long as Vex does. And given he's a fit specimen he's probably the sire of a lot of cubs in the area (Vex and the Grey Hunt have got to watch out for inbreeding effects KJTRNHRKN). So every now and then he'll find a hurt or abandoned or sick cub and bring it back, and Vex nurses it back to health (and Dan too), and suddenly they Have Another Bear. Oh Dear. Sometimes Vex and Trinket make a conscious effort to train the cubs to live in the wild and release them a ways away once they're old enough, but the three bears we see in C3 is Only The Beginning.

The first time Percy tried really growing a beard, Vesper made Unhappy Faces when he'd give her kisses and in a fit he shaved it all off. He needed some talking-tos about it. His baby girl was SO upset and it make HIM upset OKAY -

It's advised that guests do not wander the halls of Castle Whitestone alone at night. They assume, naturally, that this is due to Ghosts or Restless Spirits - no the de Rolos are just. like that. Cass would rather everyone avoid the trauma of hearing them having a good time. Also the kids' darkvision means they have shining pupils if light hits them in the dark and someone fell down the stairs once so there's that too.

Percy fucking agonizes over blue now. Getting a gift to match Vex's feather takes up at least 3-12 hours of a given project. At this point he has custom paints mixed for it and will scour stalls and shops for gems of the right turquoise.

He also owns way more fur than he'd expect, because Vex is a ranger and can at least make a decent muffler or trim for mittens or ruff for his winter coat out of some of her more impressive catches. His favorite, though, is a tiny fur thing that's badly worn. Vex insists it's a bird. *it does not look like a bird,* it looks like a pointed rock with two bead eyes. It was the first thing she tried making him and it, well, it didn't come out as she'd expected. He still stims with it often, it practically lives in his pocket - like she was in Pandemonium, when VM were transformed into birds. She says she hates it, but his earnest adoration for this little silly thing she made really makes Vex so damn happy.

OH MY GOD SHE WOULD LOVE HIS EARS,,, HIS LIL ROUNDED EARS,,, SO SOFT N ROUND,,,,,,,, OMG

YOUR MUSIC TASTES FOR THEM ARE SO IN LINE WITH WHAT'S IN MY HEAD NGKJRNGK. vex imo has the most chaotic playlists because there's just one for all of her music. it switches from lizzo to mumford & sons without rhyme nor reason. and they WOULD be taylor swift stans with pike i LOVE THIS. AND GOD,, THE MENTAL IMAGE OF HER AND PERCY DRAMATICALLY LIP-SYNCING LIKE HUGE NERDS..... MY CROPS ARE WATERED. MY SKIN IS CLEAR

THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING NGKJRNKJGNR i simply think vex deserves an entire legion of bears who love her, and many of them on the castle grounds. only the best for the grand mistress of bears. (trinket mimicking vex's adopting behavior is SO CUTE I'M GONNA CRY)

percy upsets his baby One Time and suddenly he must change everything about himself. i love him so much i cannot stand it

NKGJNKJENG the de rolos fuck nasty and it is a burden upon those who think themselves to be fearless... my heart goes out to the unlucky few who dare. ALSO THE FUCKING. QUARTER ELVES. JUST LIKE A BUNCH OF CATS IN THE KITCHEN AT 2AM WHEN YOU WANT A SNACK. IS PERFECTION.

GERKGNERJN percy will do anything to maintain his wife's aesthetic

VEX CRAFTING HIM THINGS...... PERCY KEEPING HER FIRST LIL BAUBLE BECAUSE HE LOVES HER................ STIMMING WITH IT CAUSE IT'S SOFT................................ picturing vex finding out and endeavoring to acquire so many soft things, making him a bunch more knick-knacks once she's better at it, wearing soft clothes, just, oh my GOD she loves him SO MUCH

thank you again for this absolute unfathomable joy, i squeaked out loud at least 3 times, i am full of serotonin once more

[mogai-sunflowers]

so I was watching the dragon prince last night and- one of the newer characters, an elf named Terrestrius, just… said “when I was younger, everyone thought I was a doe, but I always knew I was a buck. I… chose the name Terrestrius” and I don’t know if I’ve ever been happier. like holy CRAP????? TRANS FUCKING ELF??? IN CANON??? and his girlfriend affirms him and calls him her boyfriend and i literally couldn’t stop smiling and had to go take a break just to heavily stim. I have literally NEVER seen a normalized trans coming out scene in an animated kidsie show. I know they exist but I just couldn’t believe my eyes I’m so happy.

this show is so wholesome. the aunt of the main characters is a deaf lesbian who marries a Black elven Queen and they’re happy together and they get to be married and join hands between elves and humans and show that Janai (the elven queen) shouldn’t have to choose between her culture and her partner. there’s lesbian queens ruling kingdoms together and gay elves and it’s just so fucking healing to watch!!!!! also, TRANS ELF!!!

[bookwyrminspiration]

i think normal josh should be a little autistic. as a treat

Normal Josh autism win! Perhaps the red sweater thing he was drawn in (here!) is a comfort item with a pleasant texture. Perhaps he misses the fact that kotlcrew isn't normal because he's never been or felt normal himself. Perhaps he likes to join Sophie and Keefe on their human cookie runs because the store-bought cookies always have a consistent texture, which he can't always find in the elven world. Perhaps he bakes alongside Fitz so he's involve in the process and the final result is less intimidating to try if it's something new, and they can make adjustments to help him as they go. Perhaps he has trouble controlling his volume and gets really loud when he's excited, and he gets excited around his friends a lot and they know it means he cares. Perhaps he stims with his hair or with his sweater! Or with a bracelet he wears or by chewing on something. Perhaps when he's drained he likes to sit and listen and his friends give him space but still include him, even if he's too normal and all the Neverseen stuff goes right over his head.

So many possibilities! So many things to explore--both the enjoyable and draining aspects of autism, though I did focus on the more positive in this specific post. I'm totally down to shoot Normal Josh with the autism beam :)

[lesbiansforboromir]

I’m using @eamonorus-blog​ ‘s question here to do the post I’d been meaning to do for a while. But I want to give a bit of backstory first. 

Initially, as many people were, I was very skeptical about the show. Tolkien adaptations and I have never gotten along and initial reveals about the show weren’t particularly inspiring. I hadn’t seen what I wanted to see out of a story about this particularly point in Middle-earth history; namely a deep dive into the political religious philosophy of Numenorean Kingsmen vs the Faithful. And not only that, I had some other lore and plot related concerns surrounding what was being released. MUCH of those issues have been settled since then within some of the recent promotional material but some still remain, namely;

- Why do we have two Durins living at the same time, considering they are supposed to have the same soul. - Where is Anarion that’s my fucking boy. (I’m more reassured about this one than I was before but it’s still present as a concern for now) - There is actually no feasible way to sensitively deal with the Numenorean slave trade, deforestation and colonialism without making Elendil a bad guy. - The Southlands plot is looking quite uncomfortable in terms of the implications it has for Middle men/High men politics but we really don’t know enough about it to say. 

And really... that’s all the issues I have left! And what I’d say is, essentially, the things I’ve seen since the original first few leaks were released are more than exciting enough for me to still want to watch the show inspite of those four issues. 

I have to start with talking about Numenor. Remember when I said I hadn’t seen what I wanted to see, the political religious philosophy of Numenorean Kingsmen vs the Faithful? Well since SDCC where RoP had a massive presence, that plot thread has been WELL in view. Trystan Gravelle (actor who’s playing Pharazon) has talked at LENGTH about the kingsman perspective, the worries and frustrations that drive him and the very understandable issues surrounding being a mortal in a world where immortal creatures exist and speak to you and ask you favours. 

Lloyd Owen, Elendil’s actor, has mentioned that we find Elendil in a time of such high emotional turmoil that even HE is looking for more stability, turning away from the strict faithful dogma and looking more to the capitol. And Elendil having a crisis of faith? Perhaps the most exciting concept I’ve ever heard. I love Elendil’s crisis of faith I want to kiss it’s beautiful little head and tuck it into bed at night when it is inevitably resolved. Just the mere idea of watching Elendil struggle with these issues, not being just a stoney wall of holy righteousness, that’s interesting! I want to watch him go on that journey with his children! I want to see him discuss it with Pharazon and Miriel! 

And these themes aren’t just present in the characters, the whole Numenorean set is riddled with such a depth of world building, I have to stim everytime I see a new thing about it. Numenor visually is what Peter Jackson never gave me for Gondor, there are COOLING TOWERS there are frescos and massive statues and tiny little secret shrines tucked away in street corners and adunaic graffiti over the top of elvish script!! Have you all seen Nimloth? 

This is a terrible image but she’s absolutely beautiful in the trailers. And most vitally these more elven architectural arches built to honour her are falling into disrepair now that she is becoming more a symbol of what men are apparently barred from ever having, than a divine blessing. 

I could go on and on about how excited I am just to see this Numenor, even if the rest of the show is absolutely terrible I will be excited to just turn the sound off and stare at more images like THIS and THIS and THIS 

BUT I know not everyone cares about Numenor like I do SO, in terms of elf excitement (difficult for me, doesn’t come naturally but) The most promising thing I would say I’ve ever heard on the elf front is hearing Benjamin Walker (Gil Galad) talk about elves and their struggles in this particular era. There is going to be ELF POLITICS! They have thought about the tolls as well as the benefits of a somewhat immortal existence, Gil Galad and Galadriel have a RELATIONSHIP with each other that is both respectful and old and difficult, he’s talked about the need for elves to maintain a strict society given that grudges held can last forever, he’s talked about this weight of grief that the elves are trying to overcome by falling in love with Middle Earth. Like!! Even if you don’t like the specific way they’ve decided to go with some characters, doesnt that sound neat? Aren’t you intrigued? I know I am and I could not care less about elves. 

The Dwarven stuff has to be the SECOND MOST exciting thing I want to see. Durin and Disa’s relationship is such a unique thing to see onscreen, we’ve never gotten a mainstream portrayal of dwarves who are in love with each other! And they are figuring out their own political discourse as well, they are treating with the elves, they are dealing with their family politics, Khazad Dum is at it’s HEIGHT and the sheer vastness of the design for the whole city just makes me buzz with a thrill each time I look at it. There’s also been a verbal acknowledgement from the writers team that dwarves have previously been depicted just for jokes on film, and that they all wanted to move away from that and treat dwarves with more care and respect. Which I’m all for! And I suppose this isn’t about the show itself but, did yall know Sophia Nomvete gave birth to her child a WEEK before she flew out to start filming the show? And they sewed special accomodations into her costumes to allow her to breast feed on set? That cast and crew members would take care of her baby whilst she was doing her scenes? I’m absolutely enamoured with Sophia honestly, she’s been the most elegant and bold and joyful ambassador for the series. 

HOBBITS? Now for a long time I was really uncaring about the hobbit plotline, I love Lenny Henry but it seemed like an unnecessary addition to the show. BUT! Recently we got confirmation that we have entwives in the show. And isnt the idea of ancient hobbits interacting with entwives just the coolest? Especially when we know that will all go rapidly downhill VERy soon? And alongside the later seasons plots, they could be a great lead into a variety of aspects. I’m essentially accepting of them now and we’ll see how it goes. 

The Southlands!! Are Mordor!! This is both terrifying and fascinating, we are going to see pre-sauron mordor, with what I can only assume are the people who... HOPEFULLY NOT ALL BUT SOME? Will become the slaves of Nurn. Which... as I said!! DICEY.. but still fascinating and I do want to see it. 

There were a raft of short reviews from some folks who got to watch the first two episodes early and they were pretty much universally positive but the one that actually inspired me the most was a guy who said it was ‘beautiful’ but also ‘really dense and slow’. Which... isn’t that the greatest desire for tolkien fans? Fuck yeah give me the densest slowest show you’ve got. 

The last thing I’ll say is like... I think I’m actually in a pretty good position. I think my already very great disappointment in the Jackson films has really helped me keep the right perspective for the show. It’s not going to be exactly what you all want it to be! The time compression is going to be frustrating, the character changes will be disorientating, the fandom that will spring up around it will have misconceptions about the lore and that WILL annoy you. But take it from me! You’ll survive and you’ll also still probably have a good time watching it to boot. Untense! Take a deep breath! This is an exciting new era for the tolkien fandom and you might as well enjoy yourself. 

[pikaflute]

stares at you with so much intensity i burn a hole through u. nathan babygirl explosion for the ask game if you're still doing it<3

BABYGIRL!!!

First impression: oh he is so hot and sexy...i love him

Impression now: BABYGIRLLLLL I LOVE HIM SOOOOO MUCH........HES SO CUTE AND SEXY.....i would give him a little smooch

Favorite moment: gotta do a top 5 again.

Tell me....which hand do you fret with <3

Prankklok fight scene....his fucking arms man <3

The entirety of Go Forth and Die. A key Nathan episode <3

When he acted like a band dad in Fatherklok <3

Bloodlines music video....he's so.....sexy in it <3

Idea for a story: my bodyswap fic for one! nathan swapping bodies with pickles and then immediately hates it because pickles is always in pain, and he's also short. but the good part is he can get carried (by pickles in nathan's body) for once and he likes how it feels.

also my porn fics. the narles one where charles helps nathan "focus" by jacking/blowing him off on the dethsub so they can go home faster. nathan's like "UM ACTUALLY I WOULD FOCUS BETTER IF YOU DID IT 15 MORE TIMES HAHA" so charles is like "hm...okay he's not lying <3"

also nategaar fic. an elven prince finds a human in the forest with a broken leg and decides to help heal the human. anyway something something skwisgaar is the eleven prince and nathan is the human. at some point they start getting intimate and then they....you know....do it.

Unpopular opinion: Not unpopular but: If I see him in fat fetish art OR art that makes him as skinny as Skwisgaar I am blowing myself up. Leave him alone. OR ELSE.

Favorite relationship:

NICKLES BABYEEEE

also i cannot forget about narles. i love narles so fucking much it's not even funny. tbh i ship nathan with a lot of people (minus magnus) because everyone deserves to touch his big fat tits. including you. you can kiss him with your oc ilya right now.

Favorite headcanon: Nathan autism real. Best headcanon. Our nonverbal king. I think he's into the ocean obviously but also like weapons, and like how corpses are prepared for burial and stuff relating to death. I also think he can stim. For me. I am projecting onto him yeah.