#emerals incorrect quotes

[emerals]

Hunter: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don’t want a lot of criticism and judgement.

Dottie: And you came to me for that?

[little-thieves]

Vanja: Love is a weakness and an evolutionary mistake

Gisele: You are literally making a Valentine's card for Emeric

Vanja *pointing her hot glue gun towards Gisele*:And you are on thin fucking ice.

[incorrect-ulster-cycle]

Emer: We’re trying to make you feel peaceful. Blood, killing, war, those are all non-peaceful things. Isn’t there anything else you like?

Cú Chulainn: Weapons. I like weapons.

Emer: I’m starting to think we have a problematic issue of personal philosophy here.

[soullessbullshit]

Malek: I’m starting to think reaching out to you for help was a mistake.

Khoshekh, in the most blatantly fake confused voice ever: What EVer are you TALking about.

Malek: Look, I know you don’t like High King Emeric, but these pranks are getting out of hand.

Khoshekh: I’d say they’re fairly proportionate to his bullshit.

Malek: Really. Creating a fake Grindr profile, matching him with Rada al-Saran, and making a date at the actual fucking Wayrest Castle seems reasonable to you.

Khoshekh: Most definitely.

Malek: You are making it really hard to not throw you in jail for high treason right now.

Khoshekh: I find it hilarious that you think any prison could hold me for more than a day.

[adhd-pixie-nightmare-girl]

Incorrect Little Thieves Quotes

Emeric: whats wrong with you Vanja: whatever you want

[aridotdash]

Vanja: I still can't believe that police officer pulled you over just to tell you that you were driving perfectly.

Emeric: Why not? I was.

[Source: The Good Place]

[iliveinyourceiling65]

Little Thieves incorrect quotes

Part one :)

Vanja: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look.

Emeric: You often use humor to deflect trauma Vanja: Thank you Emeric: I didn't say that was a good thing Vanja: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

Vanja: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait. Ragne: You and me!!! Vanja, tearing up: Okay.

Vanja: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things. *Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder* Gisele: *Out of breath* SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS.

Vanja: Hey, Ragne? Can I get some dating advice? Ragne: Just because I’m with Gisele doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

Vanja: Whaddya call a fish with no eye? Emeric, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons Vanja: Vanja: fsh

Emeric: We need a distraction. Vanja: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? Ragne, whispering: My time has come

Vanja : Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.

[soulgathered]

✏️ for emer 😇

*at a zoo*

Emer: What are they in for?

Kirei: Emer, this isn't prison.

Emer: So they can leave?

Kirei: No, but-

Emer, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

Emer: You’re alive.

Kirei: No need to sound so disappointed.

Kirei: Alright, listen up you little shits.

Kirei: Not you Emer. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

BONUS:

Kirei: Hopefully Hime has learned a lesson about respecting other people's feelings.

Hime: Oh, shut up and die Kirei.

incorrect quotes meme ( accepting ) // @fakepriest .

[fakepriest]

✏️ kirei & emer ✏️ !

incorrect quotes

Kirei: I hate to disagree with you, but- Emer: Please, you love to disagree with me. It is your favorite thing to do.

Emer: Ow! Kirei: What’s wrong? Emer: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow. Kirei: It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.

Hime: I suppose you’re right. We really would be better off working together. Kirei: So, then… détente? Hime: Agreed. Kirei: Understanding? Hime: Possibly. Kirei: Cooperation? Hime: Maybe. Kirei: Trust? Hime: Out of the question.

[runeskald]

✏️ for emer ! ✏️

Incorrect Quotes!

it's "i went overboard because i started laughing and wanted to see what else the generator would give me" time again!

so first we have some sillies that made me laugh:

I'M SORRY BUT THIS ONE MADE ME LAUGH-

and then it hit me with this:

it's tormenting me.

and then it gives me:

sir she asked for six avacodos, not six cartons of milk-

Sir why are you tormenting your poor wife-

what even- i'm dying

(i mean he fought for months without sleep s ooooooo)

emer please-

i'm dying

help me-

^ this one made me die

sir-

[emerals]

Vivian: If you spell “skeletons” backwards, it still spells skeletons!

Ash, deadpan: Man, can’t wait to see some snoteleks on Halloween.

[little-thieves]

Emeric: *stroking Vanja's hair* You're so tiny and adorable

Vanja: I could kill you in your sleep

Emeric, with love in his eyes: I know

[15pantheons]

Cú Chulainn: Hey, Emer. What kind of flowers do you prefer?  Emer: I like sunflowers.  Cú Chulainn pulling out a bouquet of Venus Flytraps: Well, shoot-

[soullessbullshit]

Cassian: [sitting to the side in handcuffs]

Emeric: I sentence him to ten years in prison.

Melina, winking seductively: Well, your honor, maybe I can... change your mind~

Emeric:

Emeric: Twenty years.

[adhd-pixie-nightmare-girl]

Incorrect Little Thieves Quotes

Vanja: You are killing my tough guy personality >( Emeric: Who's a good kitty? Vanja: Meeeeee :3

[incorrect-ulster-cycle]

Cú Chulainn: If I had a penny for every time someone wanted to be buried in the same grave as me, I'd have three pennies. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened three times.