#emily is in her emo phase

[ldflow3r]

Title: Colored Cardstock Saves Lives (not really, but it helps avoid questions)

Relation(ships): Derek Morgan & Emily Prentiss (platonic, adopted siblings

Rating: Teen

Summary:

Dad had gone to pick up Penelope and JJ from the mall, and Mom would be back soon from taking Spencer to redeem his Dippin' Dots gift card he'd won at the library's summer reading contest for the third year in a row, and- oh yeah, Spencer. Derek shared a bedroom with Spencer, which meant he would probably find out about the wall incident. Maybe he could deal with that eventually, but today, he would rather not try to explain why the anniversary of the worst day of his life caused him to punch a hole in his eight-year-old little brother's side of the room. Or, Derek has a bad day and does a not-great thing. Emily helps him out.

[wildflowerluver]

petals of a flower

emily prentiss x fem!reader

5 times the team suspects emily has a girlfriend and the 1 time it gets confirmed

cw: fem!reader, she/her pronouns, reader is referred to as girlfriend, homophobia, case details involving homosexual couples, slight injuries

wc: 3.4k

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emily prentiss is a mystery when she first joins the team.

garcia digs up the standard: parents, place of birth, etc. but the team doesn’t really know her.

they learn a lot about her as she settles into her position over the months. her high school emo phase had been a highlight. 

but there was one part of emily’s life the team still didn’t know about. 

her sexuality.

it’s not that emily’s ashamed, not in the slightest. she’s just nervous about the response. the bau team is her family and she doesn’t want to lose that. 

any girls night or dinner with the team where partners get brought up, emily does everything in her power to change the topic. she’s simply not ready. she’s not ready to tell them about you. 

you’re emily’s favorite person. the best girlfriend she could ask for. 

she just isn’t ready for her two worlds to collide.

1. flowers

a bouquet of flowers sits on emily’s desk when the agent arrives for work. they’re white lilies, wrapped delicately in brown paper and secured with a thin piece of string. a card is tucked in the top.

“uh oh,” derek muses from his own space. “someone has a secret admirer!”

not secret to her. they’re the ones who don’t know about the sender.

emily stands in front of the bouquet, hiding the card under a folder on her desk. if anyone saw the note, they would demand for her to read it outloud. 

“you know white lilies in particular are a popular funeral flower,” spencer jumps in with a fact.

“come on, pretty boy. it’s a romantic gesture. no need to drag down the mood.”

“actually morgan they’re used in weddings too. mainly christian ones but still they’re-”

“reid!”

the sound of derek and spencer’s arguing is drowned out as emily brought the flowers up to her nose. 

soft and sweet. 

she didn’t even need to read the card to know who they were from. 

you had first pointed out white lilies when on your first date with emily. 

it was when you were walking downtown after dinner. vendors had set up outside in the shopping district including one of the floral shops.

emily had stopped you in front of the bins of flowers. “which ones are your favorite?”

you didn’t have to think for very long. “white lilies,” you answered honestly. “they represent rebirth and purity.”

she hummed a noise of content beside you.

you reached into your bag to pull out your wallet, quickly grabbing the right amount of cash and handing it to the florist who sat outside. 

“to new beginnings,” you beamed, offering the pre-wrapped flowers to emily. her cheeks turned a rosy pink, a stark contrast to the white petals. 

she kissed you for the first time that night. 

ever since then, white lilies have become your mutual flower. 

“any idea who they’re from?”

that’s j.j. who asks after walking over to her with a stack of papers. 

“no idea.”

emily hides her smile in the petals. 

2. minimal loss

there’s a small group waiting in the quantico parking lot.

it’s late. the lights only illuminate a small section of the space. 

you’ve never picked up emily from work after cases. you hadn’t even been near quantico before today. but, this case was different.

emily let you know in advance she was going undercover. it wasn’t supposed to be for long, just enough time for her and her coworker reid to investigate an underground cult in colorado. 

it was hard to avoid the details of the case when every news station in the country was reporting on it.

you were cleaning around your apartment and had the news on as background, mostly to just hear the weather report. it had switched to live footage from colorado. your stomach dropped when you remembered that’s where emily was. 

“this is a special report from la plata county, colorado.

we're reminded of jim mckay's words from munich– our greatest hopes and our worst fears are seldom realized.

let's hope it's not the latter as we wait to hear the fate of the women, children, and f.b.i.agents inside the building.”

an explosion.

you covered your mouth, stomach churning at the site. emily was inside. oh my god, emily.

you sent a long string of texts; hoping, begging, praying that she was alive. 

when your fun buzzes hours later, you race to see what the message is. it’s from emily. she was okay, a little shaken up but okay. 

tears well in your eyes. you knew her job was dangerous but this was the closest you had ever gotten to losing her. you offered to pick her up when she landed and she agreed without hesitation. 

there were a few other cars in the lot when you arrived.

they had parked relatively close to each other. you stayed a ways away. you didn’t know these people and without talking to emily, you didn’t want to introduce yourself. 

they looked familiar but you didn’t quite recognize them. there was a blonde woman and a young boy, another blonde woman with bright accessories, and then a man. who on emily’s team had a kid?

you sat on top of the hood of your car, picking at the skin around your nails as you waited. 

it didn’t take long, nor was it difficult to spot the team when they arrived; two black suv’s pulled in one after the other. 

you slid down the hood to stand up straight. you need to see her, make sure she was okay.

the team offloaded at once, each member getting out of the vehicle and distributing their luggage. 

all eyes went to emily as she stumbled out of the car and hastily grabbed her bags. she had gotten hurt on this case, it was no secret everyone wanted to check up on her. she didn’t say anything before she headed in the direction of the car that was parked slightly away from the rest.

they couldn’t exactly make out the features of the person standing beside it but the way emily walked told them they were someone important. 

you surged towards her when she was close enough, taking her face in your hands.

“oh em,” you breathed out, voice wavering with tears.

“i’m okay,” she promised, thumb wiping away the tears that fell.

emily pulled you into her, hand cradling your head as you cried. she knew this was a lot more scary for you than it was for her. 

though the team had dispersed to greet their respected family members, no one failed to see the scene unfolding in the distance.

you hugged each other like you would never be able to again. 

they all knew that emotion like that wasn’t platonic. 

3. ring

a long weekend typically warrants news from some bau member.

whether it’s about a goal jack scored in soccer or a new house derek had renovated, people always seemed to have something going on.

emily sat at her desk and she scribbled away at files. one hand gripped the pen while the other sat on her knee. she twisted a band that sat on her left ring finger. it wasn’t an engagement ring but she liked wearing it on the one finger that connected to her heart. 

atop the small gold band sat a gemstone, the one to match the month of your birth.

you had gotten the ring when on a trip. a shop you visited had sold them and you picked out one as a gift. as cliche as it was, you thought of it as a promise ring. 

despite emily not being a huge jewelry person, she wore it every day. 

the bullpen was a comfortable quiet. other members of the team sat at either their desks or in their office and worked away. the silence made it easy to focus. 

a sharp gasp sounded behind her.

penelope had entered the bullpen, presumably to say hi under the false assumption she needed another cup of coffee. both of her hands had covered her mouth, effectively covering her shocked expression. “what is that!”

emily quirked her eyebrow at what the tech analyst was talking about. she was just at her same old desk doing the same old paperwork. she finally saw penelope’s line of vision and followed it down to her hand. 

oh. it did kinda look like an engagement ring. 

it wouldn’t be the most surprising thing in the world for someone to come back engaged after a long weekend, even if no one had been aware of their relationship. 

emily barely had any time to answer before derek was circling his desk to find the source of the commotion.

“what’s all the yelling for?”

“emily has a ring. she has a ring, derek!”

derek’s eyes too fell on her hand. “woah princess! you’re getting hitched and didn’t tell us?”

“who’s getting married?”

the entire team, minus hotch and rossi who remained behind closed doors, had circled emily. 

“you didn’t tell us you were dating someone!”

emily held her hands up to silence the group. “guys, guys. it’s not an engagement ring.”

a collective sigh echoed.

“it’s just a ring with my birthstone in it. my parents got it for me when i was younger and i found it when cleaning over the weekend.” emily doesn’t feel guilty for lying. it was a simple white lie, not something detrimental. 

the explanation seems to suffice the group who then begins to disperse. 

spencer is the only one who picks up that emily’s birthstone is an opal.

and an opal is not the gem on the ring.

4. home

nobody thinks much of it when emily neglects a saturday hang out in favor of having some personal work to get done.

derek, penelope, and j.j. all get together instead.

the girls drag derek around to a few shops they want to go to before penelope stops at a window with a gasp. “oh my god, look! that mug looks exactly like the one emily broke. we have to get it.”

there was no stopping the tech analyst who had a killer memory. it wasn’t false. emily had smashed her favorite mug earlier in the week accidentally and moped for days.

“we should surprise her! she said she had some personal stuff to do so she’s definitely home.”

derek shrugs. “i don’t know, baby girl. she probably doesn’t want to be bothered.”

j.j. digs around in her purse before pulling out a folder. “i did have to drop off her medical forms for her to sign.”

“you two have no boundaries.”

penelope is the one to knock on emily’s apartment door. she’s practically bursting with excitement. she loves her team and knowing how upset emily was over the mug, she can’t wait to give it. 

you’re sitting on emily’s couch when there’s a knock at the door.

the two of you haven’t officially moved in together yet, though more times than none you’re at hers. the lease on your own apartment isn’t up yet though once it is, you and her will finally be living together.

saturdays where emily is home are semi-rare. cases often stretch into weekends. she’s thankfully home today, though a few chores around the home dominated her to-do list. she worked upstairs while you relaxed on the couch. 

you were slightly confused as to who would be at the door. 

“can you get the door, baby?” emily called from upstairs. 

“got it!”

you trudged towards the entrance, sliding the peephole cover to the side to peer out. three people stood outside, two women and one man. they looked familiar. you had definitely seen them before. 

the picture emily kept of her team on the wall flashed in your memory. that and the time where you had picked her up at quantico. oh, they were members of her team. 

you finally opened the door. it was slightly amusing to see the three agents' faces twist in confusion when it was in fact not emily answering the door. 

“can i help you?” 

none of the three speak for a few moments. they’re clearly trying to rack their brain as you looked familiar to them too. 

“oh, um, yes!” the woman with colorful accessories stutters out. “is emily here?”

you open the door a little wider, motioning with your head for them to come in. once the door is closed, you leave them in the entranceway and head in a bit further.

“em!” you call up the stairs. “people are here for you!”

there’s a distance thud. “coming!”

you figure whatever they need to talk about is none of your business. when emily comes downstairs, you smile softly at her. “i’ll leave you all alone. i’ll be upstairs.”

you squeeze her shoulder when you walk by and within a minute, you’re out of sight.

“not to sound rude but why are you guys here? is the team okay?”

derek nods his head. “everything’s good, princess. though i have to ask, who was that?”

emily doesn’t have an excuse. referring to you as ‘just a friend’ feels wrong. plus, she hasn’t discussed if you’re ready for her team to know either. she then notices the package in penelope’s hand.

“what’s that?”

the original question gets blocked out by penelope’s squeal and presentation of the gift. 

derek and j.j. share a look. penelope’s not a profiler, she doesn’t pick up on some things, but emily’s deflection tells the agents all they need to know. 

they stay quiet, though both of their hearts soar.

no wonder emily has seemed so happy. 

5. case

emily’s not one to let her emotions impact a case.

she has a routine to prepare herself: kiss you goodbye, tell you she loves you, go to quantico, read the case, familiarize the victims, solve the case. all in that order.

this one throws her off. 

lgbtq couples murdered in their cars, all wearing formal clothing presumably from their date. 

emily’s mind immediately goes to you and her. though this case is states away, the unsub doesn’t have a much different mindset than a lot of people. 

she internalizes it as best she can, wanting to perform at her best to help solve this case before more people die. it works at first. emily’s able to go to the crime scene, distinguish evidence, and build a profile with ease. that is until two more bodies are discovered.

and one of them looks like you. 

j.j. pins the pictures on the board and emily’s stomach drops. she knows it’s not you. you’re miles away and you had just texted her a few minutes ago with a picture of the coffee you had gotten. but the internalized fear is very much present.

theories bounce around the room. why were these two targeted? sexuality aside, what about them was attractive to the unsub?

emily’s throat goes dry. she can’t do this anymore. 

“hotch, can i talk to you?”

the room goes quiet. hotch’s eyes flicker back and forth from rossi to j.j. before going back to emily. “of course.”

emily doesn’t stop at an empty conference room. there’s plenty in the precinct and yet they end up outside. emily sits on one of the steps and begins to toy with the ring on her finger.

hotch takes a seat beside her. 

“hotch i need to be pulled from this case.”

emily’s surprised she’s able to say the full sentence without breaking down. 

“okay,” he begins slowly. “can i ask why?”

internally, hotch knows. he picked up on emily’s behavioral change from the second the case got presented. 

“hotch, i-” the words seem to get lost on the tip of her tongue.

she shoves her palms into her eyes. she's flustered, embarrassed, scared.

she should be able to do her job. cases don’t usually get to her. it’s difficult to not feel helpless. 

a hand moves to rest on her shoulder.

“it’s okay you know.”

he doesn’t need to finish. what he’s implying is obvious.

the tears brimming in emily’s eyes spill over hot and fast. 

hotch moves closer to her, arm circling around her. all superiority dynamics have faded. it’s friend to friend, a moment of vulnerability. 

emily’s felt more accepted from his four words than she has in years.

+1 meeting

emily always goes into work before you.

between her commute with traffic and desire to get there a bit early, she’s up and running before you even get out of bed. 

naturally, you like to help her out as much as possible.

it comes in the form of packing lunch, organizing files, packing her bag (both personal and one for cases).

this morning was a complete blur. you had worked late the previous night and slept in before work. emily got ready around you, shaking you awake a few moments before she was set to leave.

when emily departed and you made your way downstairs, you noticed what she had forgotten. a brown folder stamped with the fbi logo sat next to an empty lunch bag. you frowned. file aside, you didn’t want her skipping lunch.

you took your phone out and sent her a text.

‘hi baby. you forgot a file and your lunch. can i stop by with them?’

she responds while you’re in the middle of getting dressed for the day. 

‘any chance you can bring them at noon-ish? we have meetings all morning but a break for lunch.’

you beam. seeing your girlfriend at her workplace is new. sure you’d seen pictures of the bullpen, mostly when emily showed you her desk whenever you gave her a new trinket to add, but you had never been there.

instead of packing a meal, you stopped downtown at one of emily’s favorite restaurants for take-out. a little surprise.

quantico is intimidating, even from the signage you see on the drive over. 

you park in the visitors lot and follow the instructions emily had given you on where to go. security was mandatory and a visitors pass was needed to access the floor. 

once exiting the elevator, you stood nervously. emily was at her desk, though so were her coworkers. you look out of place; reusable bag and folder in your hands and casual clothing adorning your body.

she finally looked up and out the glass door, smile enveloping her face as she raised her hand to motion for you to come in. the agents sitting at their desks naturally gravitate towards the commotion. all of them recognized you. 

the opal necklace the notice sitting around your neck suddenly makes sense. 

“any chance you can get them to stop staring?” you ask once emily stops in front of you.

“hi baby,” she muses, disregarding the question with amusement. “sorry to make you trek all the way out here.”

her hand finds its way to the small of your back, guiding you over to her desk. she lets you have the chair while she sits on the surface. you fight the urge to roll your chair forward and rest your head on her leg. “don’t worry about it. i brought you takeout from that thai place we like.”

emily beams. 

“you’re too good to me.”

“you deserve it.”

you stop taking the containers out of the bag and peer up at her. 

emily’s hand moves to rest on your cheek before she ducks down to kiss you gently. 

it’s revealing. you both know everyone in the room witnessed the act of public affection. “i love you.”

“i love you, too.”

when the team finally confronts emily, she has no problem boasting. 

“this is y/n,” emily introduces. she glances at you to which you tilt your head, lips upturned. the next two words come a moment later. “my girlfriend.”

like white lilies, this was a new beginning. one where she could be more than open about her lover. 

maybe the team's suspicion had been right, maybe some of it had been wrong. that didn’t matter now. all emily cared about could be open about your relationship. 

rebirth and purity. 

[lyrakanefanatic]

Tig character hcs except this time it’s not their kids and just them!!

- I just KNOW the hawthornes made vines, and then Nash would have to be the one to edit and record them all 💀💀

- max used to make taylor swift music videos and then have her brother record them (yes, she has a brother that’s mentioned like once in the first book 💀💀)

- Avery is taller than libby by like 🤏 much

- Jameson “hates” cats but pets every cat he sees

- Libby used to make baking tutorials when she was 12

- Xander met maxs parents once and then was traumatized by them ever since (he’s scared of them)

- grayson has a 7 step skincare routine

- Xander once tried to surprise tackle nash but accidentally gave him a concussion so he was banned from doing that for a couple months 💀

- avery and Jameson have movie marathons that consists of eating Libby’s desserts and binge watching classics (or horror movies)

- grayson has a light blue skincare fridge

- when xander was little he tried to smuggle candy so he could eat it late at night and then they got maggots living in his room after that 💀

- Tobias was soooo mad

- libby has fed more cupcakes than she would like to admit to tiramisu

- thea used to have “fashion runway shows” in her bedroom, which meant wearing 748248 different pieces of clothes ontop of one another, and somehow managed to convince little xander to do it with her

- he still has the photos to haunt him to this day

- Grayson will NEVER EVER EVERRR admit it, but he likes rom coms. So sometimes, when it’s late at night and everybody else is asleep, he will binge watch a romcom or two. It’s his guilty pleasure and as much as he pretends to hate them and gaslights himself into thinking they’re cringe, he still loves them

- Rebecca never really got much attention from her mother, but sometimes Tobias would spend the day with her and show her cool puzzles. She would always look forward to those days, as it’s the one time she doesn’t have to worry about pleasing Emily (💔)

- Nash definitely had a girlfriend when he was 13 and when they broke up he started wearing all black and turned emo for two weeks. When his little brothers started catching on and asking Tobias what happened, he would just say “nash is going through a phase 😇”

- before Jameson learned Latin, he learned all the bad words and then started saying them to EVERYBODY (Tobias shut it down pretty quickly, but then they had to actually learn Latin so there wasn’t much Tobias could really do about it 💀)

- max almost died once because she decided to go ham on the pills that her parents had on the top cabinets

- Avery watched every single chipmunks movie about a million times because her mom used to think they were HILARIOUS

- when Gigi was little, she was sooo clumsy and would break everything, so it got to a point where even when Savannah would accidentally break a vase or something gigi would still get the blame for it 💀

- Grayson chased Jameson around the house with a knife once

- when they were little the Hawthornes would take April fools sooo seriously, which meant multiple things exploding, whipped cream being thrown in peoples faces, and just so much more chaos

- xander was a slime kid when he was little. He would have sooo much slime and would be constantly making it, and he also tried to do those “making slime without glue” things 💀

- when Avery was born and Libby saw her as a baby, she was so happy and was crying because she’s always wanted a little sister 💖💖:(

- max had a dream one time where Xander cheated on her so she called him crying at 2:54 AM while being half asleep and shouting about how he could do this to her

- she hung up not long after that and went back to sleep, but when she woke up she realized it was a dream (she still gets made fun of for it by xander to this day)

- xander asks libby if she can make him blueberry and lemon scones because they’re “better when she makes it” 🫶🫶

- when Rebecca and Xander were little, they tried storing WILD ANIMALS under xanders bed because they wanted a zoo 💀

- one of the animals ate through the walls, so that’s how Tobias found out

Okay I think that’s all!!! Lmk if u want me to do more, bc it’s actually rlly fun lmao

[kodamaghost00]

30 Charlie headcanons

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[Disclaimer!!]

I know Chaggie is canon but for the sakes of this post Charlie will be single. [Im a passionate chaggie shipper pls don’t kill me]

This post will contain: NSFW,Sfw, Fluff, Smut

It's also Genderless for the girls,gays and theys! You're a new resident at the Hotel in this scenario.

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Let’s begin!

Her favorite nicknames for you are “Sunshine” and “Pumpkin”. And everything sweet in general.

She makes you breakfast every morning and gets excited when you do the same.

Loves morning cuddles. She’d stay in bed just enjoying the embrace and warmth of your body.

Would not really understand your interests but enjoys seeing you being happy. So she will engage and learn about your interests and hobbies. “So you’re into that? Sounds interesting, Sunshine!”

She is definitely an early sleeper. She wants to get the most out of a day as possible.

Listens to 2017 white girl music on a daily basis and you guys vibe all the time.

After she got to meet Rosie she always went to her for advice or help in general.

She gets very flustered and ashamed when people as about her sexual life and declines to talk about it openly.

She likes PDA a lot though. Showing off her perfect partner with kisses and hand holding? Fuck yeah!

She definitely confessed her love to you first. She gave you flowers and a love letter wich read “Please be mine and go on a date with me!”. With an adorable doodle next to it.

She’s more of a dog person but loves KeeKee with her whole heart.

She’s is surprisingly dominant in bed. She pins you down aggressively but afterwards asks you if you are okay with it.

She is very flexible so there are many poses you guys could try out.

She enjoys oral a bit more than anything else. Seeing you shutter under her control makes her feel very reassured.

She definitely goes into her demon form when she’s close. Her tail wrapping around her waist trying to keep her composer.

Great at aftercare. She makes sure you feel reassured and comfortable once you’re finished. Cuddles and kisses are a must.

“Are you comfortable pumpkin? Would you like a towel?” And also whispering reassurance to you is important. “You did great by the way… you look so cute!”. A total sweetheart.

She is great with all sorts of people. Even the ones who are really disrespectful to her. So sometimes you keep those people in place.

Won’t curse until she needs to. She isn’t really going hard on the curses when she does curse. A simple “Fuck you” or “Motherfucker” is enough for her.

She absolutely adores kids. She also wants at least two in the future.

Gets shy easily. When you compliment her hair or her big round eyes she gets flustered right away.

In her emo phase she definitely said “ITS NOT A PHASE!” and now she looks back on it and laughs every time.

Hopes she will see Emily again one day. They definitely had a great time together.

If you’re not able to sleep at night she’s singing you to sleep. With your head on her lap and her playing with your hair.

LOVED the Barbie movie and rewatched it twice. And cried at the ending.

She is an hardworking woman so she’s encouraging you to help her out a lot. Trying to make you feel included!

When she gets overwhelmed she locks herself in her room and cries herself to sleep.

“Hey Charlie…? Are you okay…?” You asked knowing she’s feeling down. “Y-yeah! I’m fine pumpkin… don’t worry!!” “You don’t have to pretend my love…”

She sighed as she opened her door. You see her puffed up eyes so you open your arms wide. “Come here…” she hugs you deeply. “Thank you…”

You kiss her forehead as she embraces the hug. “No need to thank me sweetheart.”

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Yes I know no one asked for this but I love Charlie so you gotta listen to me rant about her. Give my girly more love and attention! So as always I’d love to get some requests for characters, I’ll try to do all of them but there’s so many! Thanks for reading my dear friends and have a lovely day/night!

- Your Ghost ༼ つ ╹ ╹ ༽つ

[babiebom]

Stardew Bachelor/ette’s as Mean Girls (2024) characters

A/N: i recently watched the new mean girls musical movie and it wasn’t as bad as people were saying it was. Like the singing and the songs were good, the cast fit their characters(except for Aaron’s actor sorry I feel like they could’ve gotten someone hotter but I do understand where Cady was coming from like he’s cute enough that if you’re in high school and in the same class as him at least one person would have a crush on him.) so like I do with everything I consume let’s stardew-ify it!!

Tw:mentions of bullying, cursing, sex, drugs, lmk if there’s something I missed!!

Bc: at least 4 for each

Stardew Valley Masterlist

Shane

Principal Duvall

Is tired of this shit

And teenage girls lowkey frighten him

Would yell and get everyone’s attention in the hallway bc I think he has the lungs

Would leave it to Leah to take over the assembly lmao

“Tell everyone you’re not a drug pusher PLEASE”

Elliott

Damian

While Elliott and Abigail aren’t really friends

He has the flamboyancy I feel to fit this character

Also it’s canon that all characters are bi so it’s okay for him to be in this role

Would probably have all the tea and would be as dramatic as Damian

“She doesn’t even go here?????”

He just seems bestie type

Alex

Aaron Samuels(is that his last name?)

I think this is as obvious as who Regina is.

I don’t think he’s as smart as Aaron is, BUT is popular enough to make Haley want to have some claim over him.

And is cute enough that new girls will immediately have a crush on him

Would actually be crushed if he got cheated on

Harvey

Kevin

The guy on the mathlete team or whatever it was called

Mostly because he’s smart and I do think he would’ve been in some nerdy ass club as a kid

Also at high school college point I do think he would’ve gone through a slightly edgy phase of being a nerd that talks about getting bitches all the time

Would want Maru on the team

Leah

Ms.Norbury

Because I think it’s funny

Like out of all of them Leah would be the one to be called a drug pusher

Like I personally think she smokes weed or eats like weed salads or something

And personally I think she’s above all of the drama of mean girls

Would gather everyone and be like WTF is wrong with y’all we are better than this.

Emily

Karen

Now don’t get me wrong Emily isn’t as dumb as Karen at all

BUT they both have this daydream-y airheadedness about them

And I don’t mean airhead as in stupid either, just more….in outer space than other people if you know what I mean

Like always in their own head

Don’t care about what others think to an extent

If you think about it she fits kinda

Somehow finds herself in the drama even though she’s just been daydreaming this entire time

Maru

Cady Herron

Listen I don’t think Maru would have the balls to do what Cady did

But they both are insanely smart and I can see Maru falling in love with any boy in her class that gives her attention

Would tell someone they aren’t as smart as they thought they were while drunk

She is in calculust yall

Penny

Gretchen Wieners

In the movie Gretchen is very insecure and just wants to be the best friend she can be even if it’s by helping Regina bully others

And at some point turns on Regina because she’s had enough

And is quiet enough to be overlooked as the pretty friend of the popular one

Meek and accepting like Gretchen is

Literally just wants to fit in

Abigail

Janis

I went between her and Leah for this but I think Abigail fits this role more

I think it’s more about style Janis always has a punk rock look about her and Abigail is emo/goth/punk

And while she isn’t autistic I think she is more likely to be called a pyro-Les than Leah is.

Abigail is just the right amount of unhinged to be Janis

Haley

Regina George

Come on this was the most obvious thing about this list

Like actually blonde, gives off bully vibes

Would take over a school and is probably rich.

Would be an absolute bitch and be mean to people then throw a fit when it turns around on her.

Tell me who “world burn” and “introducing the plastics” fits more. I’ll wait.

Unfortunately there aren’t enough characters so Seb and Sam don’t get anyone to themselves but I think both have the energy to fit both Aaron and Damian. Like both are total cuties that anyone would have a crush on even though seb is intimidating and introverted. And both I feel like would have the sass and bestie vibes of Damian so both could be both oof

[decentsoupperson]

Sera talking to Emily

Sera: what was so funny was his emo phase that lasted 5 years! Haha!

Emily: Addie had a what!?

Sera begins to pull out pictures, suddenly Adam swoops in and yanks them out of her hand.

Adam: Sera! I thought we agreed to not show these to anyone!

Sera: Fair enough, Adam.

Adam leaves with the pictures to go throw them in the trash.

Sera then pulling out and entire album of Adam in his emo phase: What's funny is how he thought I would let him get his hands on the originals.

Emily: wow he looks so different!

Sera: yep.

4/19/2024

[my-name-isnt-xavier]

Some Criminal Minds headcannons I have:

- David Rossi is the biggest shit stirrer ever. He likes to poke fun at people at get togethers and then giggle behind a glass of whiskey at the chaos he’s caused.

- Penelope likes feminist punk rock.

- Reid has very little impulse control especially when it comes to money. I can see him buying lots of silly, bright things for Garcias desk or gifts for JJ’s kids.

- Derek 100% sings in the shower. And he sings Carley Rae Jepsen.

- Hotch is secretly bomb at like pool or beer pong or some other bar game.

- JJ loves sour and spicy foods. She once got into a contest with Morgan on who could stomach more spice. She won.

- Emily never fully outgrew her goth/emo phase and secretly still listens to the music.

- Garcia found out about that and teased her for months.

- Tara always cracks up at dad jokes and loves to share them with the team to watch them all roll their eyes and groan because it makes her laugh more. All except Rossi, they got into a joke-stand-off once. The others had to leave.

- Luke is a nerd. He is a closeted nerd. He loves games like Zelda and Elden Ring. He knows the Hobbit movie off by heart.

- Garcia and Elle talked about Twilight together.

- Hotch tries to buy stuff from gift shops if he went far away to bring back to Jack. Jack has kept every single item in a box under his bed.

- Matt helps with his kids homework, but gets too into the art or creative writing tasks.

Ok, I think thats it!

[mouthsfullofsharpteeth]

jessica locke headcanons

i have soo many pre marble hornets jessica locke thoughts, so im going to dump some here. enjoy bb’s

favorite books are the entire twilight saga, and so she loves the movies by default. by technicality she’s team edward, but secretly she would 100% be team ALICE. 

her and amy originally bonded over both loving twilight when they first were assigned roommates in college. then they became best friends and continued to live together even after leaving the campus dorms

she loves paramore and arctic monkeys and fall out boy

she was an emo fandom kid in high school and never fully grew out of that phase

she likes animals but dogs that are really big freak her out. she prefers little animals like chinchillas, hamsters, mice, and rabbits

she always chews on things like hoodie strings and pen caps and and pencil erasers. unfortunately, this also includes her nails, so her fingernails and fingertips are always a little bloody and scarred up

she was a music major in college, and played guitar and drums. she was taking piano lessons as well, and would sometimes sit down with amy at the piano and try to teach her what she was learning in order to memorize it better

ive seen her headcanoned as schizoaffective and i like it a lot. i wanna do more research before i add onto that headcanon, but i enjoy it so im getting it

if she met the hornet boys before marble hornets, she probably would have been closest friends with tim. and she probably would have disliked alex because she had a crush on amy (rip)

i think she would have loved the game “emily is away 3″ and would have loved video games in general. her typical vibe would be story games with action, but she just has such a vibe overlap with emily is away that i want to include it

ive loved the idea of her, amy, and sarah all being roommates together just bc i love them and think theyre so good and want them to be besties. and so they make up a little neurodivergency circle: sarah (adhd), amy (autism), jessica (schizoaffective)

my emo grunge gf

[twylamprey]

teenage gabriel may (+maddy) headcanons

ik maddy would technically be emily here but its just easier for me to refer to her as maddy sorry

ok so basically im having brainrot and im sad that we only saw young gabriel and adult gabriel so here are headcanons for teenage (14-17?) baby eater (in these scenarios maddy still went through the surgery so gabriel no longer has his own "body" and just has his face, he is able to control maddy the same way he does in the movie though)

i dont think this needs any TW but theres one about periods so if that bugs u just dont read the very last one

-assuming the kids at simion were still going through education, he definitely tried to bully maddy into doing his homework for him bc he hated it

-made fun of maddy when she went through the obligatory middle school awkward makeup phase, but secretly wished he could try it too (no face skin, lol rip gabe)

-if they were allowed to listen to music, he would absolutely whine his ass off when maddy listened to girly teen pop and would try to take over the body so he could turn it off (he only likes REAL MUSIC... mcr)

-adding onto the makeup one... he would ask maddie to do makeup looks on herself that he thought would be cool (usually dark/emo makeup)

-obviously watched a lot of movies... hes literally a walking giallo stereotype so he had to learn that somewhere

-maddy offered to cut her hair short at one point if it would make him more comfortable, but he liked having long hair

-the two would both intentionally piss eachother off by taking over the body and putting all their hair back in a super tight ponytail ponytail so the other would have to undo it when they take over

-maddy started doing her nails and gabriel got mad at first... but then he made her come to an agreement where they each had a designated hand they could paint (gabriel's were always black)

-gabriel liked drawing and would draw himself if he had his own body (if he was younger, itd be like a super muscley super hero looking guy lmao)

-gabriel prooobably wouldnt shower because the hot water and soap would absolutely hurt the exposed flesh. so maddy had to do it and therefore, got to choose what soap she used. gabriel would complain and be like "UGH you used the pomegranate soap again?? i told you to use the 46 in 1" (in classic teenage boy fashion)

-REFUSED to control the body when maddy got her first few periods bc he was terrified and didnt believe her that it didnt hurt, but eventually came around lmao (honestly me too)

ok thats all i have for now i didnt proofread so sorry if theres horrible typos i have brainrot goodnight

[officermaddie23]

@mellowwolflady Vanessa's emo phase

Michael Afton: there's nothing to worry about Charlie its just a phase Emo Vanessa: its not a phase dad its who I am nobody understands me (runs up to her room and starts playing my chemical romance on her stereo) Charlie Emily: you still think its a phase? Michael Afton: I'm not sure

[alleycatchitchat]

Okay, so I first started reading Amulet in 3rd grade and it made a huge impression on me. It's an old comfort series that holds a special place in my heart. I'm fully aware that the quality has recently taken a nosedive (I felt pretty good about the books up until Supernova -- that was garbage) but I still wanted to finally finish the series. I've heard the horror stories, my expectations are low, but I think I've emotionally distanced myself enough that I can handle whatever Kazu has to throw at me.

So I'm reading Waverider, and I'm jotting down my initial thoughts and reactions! And without further ado, here they are:

Surprise, surprise! Mr. Elf actually LOVES the shadow, he's totally brainwashed, what a plot twist (Or is it? Entirely possible that this has already been hinted/revealed and I just forgot). Anyway idk something about this seems a little flat, a little unnatural. The dialogue isn't exciting enough to support the scene. or something.

who's this yellow mustache guy

"I can power the ship" Ha! That is SUCH a raw line and it caught me by surprise. This is good Emily characterization, totally badass and totally nonchalant about it. First part of the novel I have strong feelings about

Woah Galiban

Hmm okay

So I actually think this is... huh. Mixed feelings. I actually feel like this makes sense for Galiban; he's a fanatic and motivated by convictions so strong that he can use them to justify almost any decision, even if it would otherwise be out of character. If that makes sense?

But Trellis. Sweetheart. WHAT are you doing. Okay I know you don't like the throne, and I know you have maybe some respect for Galiban, but WHY do you just roll over like that? NO resistance, NO critical thinking, and the fate of your people at stake? Kazu WHAT are you DOING

Wait I still kinda thought they were gonna dethrone him. Is Galiban king now? Why is that a good idea? Just because I understand his motivations doesn’t mean I think he’d be GOOD at the JOB. and what about Trellis?

I actually liked the dream sequence. Idk, just felt right, felt natural. Harkened back to other dream sequences but Emily’s not falling for it this time and she’s not angry, she’s not relying on her rage anymore, and she’s not afraid either, she’s just frustrated.

Yes, the soldiers are just kids. Your brother is a child soldier, Emily. YOU are a child soldier. Your friends are child soldiers. You’ve been literally fine with it this whole series, why is it only now a problem?

“Deagle Swift” wtf why are we introducing new characters in the friggin LAST BOOK

“This is my gift to you” “Find your center, find balance” “come back to us” Too poetic. I get that Emily is no longer an angry angsty ‘it’s not a phase mom’ emo teen on the inside anymore, but can we keep a little of her grouchiness? Just a tad? As a treat?

I officially hate Deagle Swift. What is he doing here

RONIN! R- ron - RONIN’S BACK, GUYS!!!

I actually like Ronin’s return. Sure, it’s random and out of the blue, but so is most of this book, and I’m a sucker for strong women leader characters

WOAH WOAH WOAH SILAS MADE THEM HOLY COWWWW

CRAZY

I ACTUALLY LOVE THIS

NO Ikol you’re not fucking friends with Emily Hayes I know it’s just a manipulation attempt but come ON no way is she gonna fall for that

Aw. I kind of liked Ikol’s death. It felt meaningful and maybe a little anticlimactic but in a good way.

What the fuuuuccckkkk. Leon. You should at least be a short redhead.

“We’re not cursed or anything. We’re just aliens.” Made me laugh out loud so shoutout to that line ig

Whoops false alarm Ikol’s not dead

I’m dying. Riva. What the hell. WEIRD. 

ENZO AND RICCCOOOOOOO WOOOOOO I loved Enzo’s transformation and I like Rico’s human form he’s so dorky <333

Woooow. Wooooooow. Kazu, do the words “Show, don’t tell” mean anything to you? Anything at all? What even was that ending. Okay. All right.

So overall, pretty much what I expected. I started reading with the expectation that it would be total garbage, but there were a few aspects of the story that I actually liked, so there’s that. It’s incredibly obvious that the ending was rushed. And I don’t like a lot of things about this. But I think I’m glad I read it.

[luckys-demon-ducks]

a few charlie headcanons bc i cant help myself (also, new banner! should be easier to read)

cries at weddings, even the ones she doesn't attend. she could be passing by one on a walk and immediately burst into tears

chocoholic

her and emily have somehow established a cross dimensional pen pal system. she holds onto every letter and always sends her little gift packages with things like candy and tea and stickers ect

she had a vsco girl phase

her dad keeps sending rubber ducks in the mail. she has far too many to keep on one shelf, but she piles them on top of each other because she doesnt wanna bother installing another one.

shes too afraid to try out different hair styles after she grew out of her emo phase. she doesnt wanna risk looking that bad ever again

shes a total maximalist. alastor has to stop her frequently from blowing the hotel's budget on redecorating

age regresses when upset, but only around her parents. shes too embarrassed and doesnt wanna seem needy to vaggie

on the completely opposite end of the spectrum, she tops. i just know it

[hcliacal]

Headcanon dump!

The gift of song was undoubtfully given by Lilith ; the allure of a succubi shouldn't merely come from her body after all.

She has a very mild allergy to peanuts & tree nuts. It'll just cause mild discomfort but not enough to cause serious harm.

Her view of Angels is quite skewed. She knows they're not all hell-bent on extermination of her people (i.e; emily) but due to her rather unfavourable experience with Adam, she's rather indifferent to them.

After her emo-phase, she burnt all the pictures from that portion of her life. She is unaware that Lucifer has one remaining hanging on his wall.

[kenzies-love-stories]

My Little Rocker (Paul Lahote X Emo!Reader ft BFF Embry)

A/n: This request it a bit close to my heart because I remember when I was hardcore into my emo phase, now while my band shirts are in the back of my closet the love for the music and style is still very much there. My nails are always painted black, Motionless in White still blasts through my speakers more often then not, and I still frequently dye my hair bright colors.

Requested: @xxx-wounded-angel-xxx

Type: Teeth rotting fluff

date posted: Oct 22 2021

word count: 2,487

Y/n Pov

“Em, are you sure your friends want to meet me? I mean look at me, I stand out quite a bit.” I look up at my tall best friend through my fringe.

“yeah, they more like insisted, they want to know the girl ‘who I’m always with nowadays,”  Embry states with a smile.

“They do know I am your best friend that finally moved back to Forks right?” I ask nervously adjusting my bracelets.

“I may have mentioned that to them a few times.”

“I don’t think they are going to like me, I am a bit weird,” I say

“Please, Y/n they are going to adore you and all your quirks. Your appearance or music taste is not going to change that.” Embry says before passing me a monster.

“Okay fine, but I am holding you accountable if they think otherwise,” I said before walking over to his car.

“So, did you listen to that band I suggested to you, it seemed to be right up your alley?” Embry asks before starting his car.

“Which one?” I ask as Embry is always sending me rock bands that he thinks I might like.

“Pierce the veil.”

“Yes! I love them very much! But um Em I listened to them since I was thirteen.” I giggle.

“Is that why they sounded so familiar?” he asks pulling into a driveway.

“Probably.” I laugh

“Stay here for a second, I will come and get you in a minute,” Embry says before walking off into the house.

Embry’s Pov

I walk into Emily's and see everyone inside, "oh good you all are here."

"what's up, Embry?" Jared asks

"I have my best friend y/n with me, she is in the car. She is really nervous about meeting you all; do note that she has a unique sense of style and is a bit worried that you won't accept it, so, please try not to stare and be nice." I state looking around the room.

"Of course Embry, You can go get her. "Emily says from the couch.

"Okay cool, I will be back. Oh, and Paul, keep your thoughts to yourself." I say

"What the hell is that supposed to mean?" He questions.

"You can come across as a huge asshole," I say before going outside to my car.

I get to my passenger door and I gently open it, "They are ready to meet you, just know that Emily had an accident so don't stare it bugs Sam."

"Is she okay?" The girl asks while getting out of the car.

"Oh um yeah, she is okay now," I reply closing the door behind her.

I gently guide the smaller girl into Emily's house. "Everyone this is my best friend, Y/n"

"It is nice to meet you all." She nervously waves not making eye contact with anyone.

"Awe Embry was right, you are so beautiful, I'm Emily! I am also a hugger, is it alright if I hug you?" Emily asks standing in front of Y/n but not invading her personal bubble.

"Oh, yeah of course that is fine." She nervously stutters before Emily pulls her into a short but gentle embrace.

"Hello I'm Sam this is Jared and Paul is over there," Sam says pointing to each boy. I see Y/n smile at Sam and Jared.

She then moves to Paul and they lock eyes. I freeze as I see their future play through my mind as it is playing through Paul's. My whole body goes stagnant that I can register Paul making an excuse to head home.

I look over at Sam 'did Paul seriously just imprint on my best friend Sam' I ask through the link.

'Yeah, it looks like it, I will go talk to him Embry you and Jared explain this all to Y/n.' I hear Sam's reply in my mind.

"Y/n it was really nice meeting you, I have to go run an errand I will be back soon," Sam says before following Paul after kissing Emily goodbye.

"Y/n/n let's go for a walk," I say gesturing for Jared to follow me.

y/n Pov

"What Embry!?! Are you serious? You are not bullshitting me are you?" I ask confused as to what I just heard.

"No, we aren't bullshitting you y/n." Jared answers.

"And Paul what is his deal," I ask a little less confused.

"He imprinted on you, so let's just say he will be hanging around you from now on," Embry states with a sigh.

"Yeah right! He won't want to hang out with me, I mean look at me! There is absolutely no way someone like him would want someone like me." I exclaimed pointing to myself.

"I think you're wrong, I would actually love to get to know you." I see Paul walk out of the line of trees and into the clearing.

"Oh um Hi?" I say nervously as I see Paul stop walking next to me and Embry.

"Can you two give us a minute?" Paul asks Embry and Jared.

"Paul if you hurt her in any way and MEAN ANY WAY I will END you, got it!" Embry Sternly states before looking at me.

"I will be fine Em," I say reassuring my best friend.

Paul and I watch Jared take Embry back in the direction that we all came from.

"I am assuming they told you everything?" Paul asks sitting next to me on the log.

"They only told me the basics and that you imprinted on me, whatever that means," I say adjusting my bracelets out of habit.

"I want you to know that I have wanted Embry to introduce me to you for almost a year now because of the way he would talk about you, my interest in you started way before the imprint ensued," Paul says sheepishly.

"Really?" I ask dumbfounded.

"Yeah I wanted to know the girl that caused Embry's music taste to do a complete 180." he smiles at me.

"Well, Surprise! um, I hope my sense of style isn't too off-putting." I laugh a bit.

"Not at all, it is quite the opposite actually. I was wondering if you wanted to accompany me on a date this Friday at seven pm?" He asks with a hopeful look on his face.

"Yeah, I would really like that." I smile brightly at him.

"Great, now why don't we get you back to Emily's, it is starting to get cold and I don't want you sick." Paul says as he escorts' me back to Emily's warm little home.

*A few days later*

"Embry I appreciate the sentiment but I am not wearing a band shirt on my first date, I don't even know what we are doing," I say to Embry, who is in my room trying to help me pick on an outfit for tonight.

"Y/n/n you could literally wear a garbage bag tonight and Paul would still think you're beautiful."

"Em, please, let's be serious," I say before throwing myself backward on my bed.

"Fine. How about this then." Embry asks coming out of my closet with a black v neck sweater that showed off my figure and some black distressed skinny jeans.

"Perfect! Thank you very much, Em." I exclaim bringing him into a hug.

"What time is your date tonight girlie?"

"It is at seven pm, So we still have time to watch our movie," I reply hanging the outfit on the back of my closet door.

"Thank God or I would literally have to kill Paul for cutting into our movie day," Embry says raiding my kitchen for snacks.

"Don't you worry Em, You and I will still have our time, I will not let Paul change that."

"Like I would even allow that to happen." Embry laughs before sitting down next to me before pressing play on the movie.

*Time Skip*

"Have fun on your date, I am going to head out so you can get ready, Call me if you need anything." He says before hugging me goodbye.

"Bye Em and I will," I say closing my front door behind him.

It is six so I about forty-five minutes until Paul is coming to pick me up. I shower and style my hair, afterwards, I put an elf-style beanie on bobby pinning it into place. I then carefully get dressed in the rest of my outfit.

I decided to keep my makeup on the lighter side as it is my first date. I use dark brown eyeshadow, black eyeliner, and Chapstick. I put on my converse when I hear the doorbell ring. With a smile, I pull open the door to see Paul with six Black and Red tinted Roses.

"Hello Beautiful, I got these for you." He says holding the roses out for me to take."

"Paul these are absolutely gorgeous, Thank you." I say gently taking them, "Would you like to come in while I put these in a vase?" I ask allowing Paul to follow me into the house.

I grab a vase from under the kitchen sink and place the roses inside with water and their flower food. "I am ready to go when you are," I say before glancing over at him.

"We should probably hit the road if we want to make it to the venue in time," Paul says glancing at his phone to check the time, before leading me to his running truck.

"Venue? Paul, what are you planning?" I ask as we get onto the highway after we get in the truck.

"We are going to go to a concert, I hope you don't mind." He points to the center console, "The tickets are in there, you can check them out. Embry said that you may know the band."

I gently pull open the center console and pull out the two tickets from inside. I turn the tickets over and read the front out loud, "Sleeping with Sirens, they went on tour with Pierce the Veil a few years back, they are a pretty good band!" I exclaim excitedly.

"From what Embry told me they seemed up your alley, They're playing at the Tacoma Dome tonight," Paul says before taking the next exit to Tacoma.

"Thank you Paul for taking me to a concert."

"Of course, and at any point, if you feel too overwhelmed and need to leave just say the words alright, I want you to have fun, and panic attacks are not included in that." Paul states before parking the truck in the busy parking garage.

God, I already am starting to fall in love with this man I can feel it. "Thank you Paul I really appreciate that." He is one of the first few men who have not judged me based on my appearance. Some guys tend to be intimidated by the way I look, but not Paul.

*Time skip 3 months*

"Love I got the hair dye you asked for!" Paul exclaims over the blow-dyer.

I turn around with a squeal, "What color did you end up picking for me?!?"

"Um Bright red, Your hair?!?" He confusingly points when he looks at me.

"Paul I can't just go from purple to Bright Red, I had to bleach it, twice. I know it doesn't look the best but I am going to cover it with color anyway."

"No babe, it looks good, you should keep a strand or two, I think it would look very cool."

"You know Raccoon tails are quite popular right now, Let's do it!!" I exclaim unboxing the hair dye, "Do you want to help me?"

"What if I mess it up?" He asks

"Then I will fix it. Paul, Honey, it is just hair."

"Okay, if you say so," Paul says mixing the hair dye in a bowl while following the directions.

I start to section off my hair. I put all the hair so it is just the bottom layer of my hair. "Okay, Paul you are going to start in the middle of the section and put a coating of dye working it down towards the tips of my hair. After that you will move on to the roots, they are done last because they process a lot faster."

I watch him nod in the reflection of the mirror as he gently starts to massage dye into my hair. He finishes the bottom section fairly quickly, I pull the clip out, section out my fringe, and the hair behind my ears pull it forward.

"Alright love, now you do the same thing with this new section and I will work on the front," I say grabbing another dye brush from the counter.

I feel Paul thoroughly massage the red dye in my hair as I start to rub the dye into my bangs, making sure I am getting it all covered.

"Can you please grab the claw clip and use it to clip my hair back how I usually do?" I ask as I start to work on my Raccoon Tail.

I feel Paul gently clip my hair back and out of the way. "How can I clean the dye off the back of your neck?"

"Um, a warm washcloth and a bit of rubbing alcohol is what I would normally use," I respond clipping my bangs out of my face. I gently feel Paul clean off my neck and the back of my ears with the warm washcloth.

"Turn." He softly says push on one of my shoulders. He slightly bends down to clean off my forehead and places a kiss on the tip of my nose, "Hi there."

"Hi," I gently kiss his lips, "Thank you for the help, I had Embry help me once and it was an absolute disaster."

"IT WAS NOT, YOU JUST KEPT MOVING!"

"YOU ALMOST GOT HAIR DYE IN MY EYES!" I yell back at my best friend.

"WELL, THEN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE MOVED!!"

"I had to sneeze," I mutter as Embry laughs walking into the bathroom.

"I love you." I hear Paul whisper.

"I love you too," I reply with a smile.

"Ugh." I hear Embry playfully gag.

"Embry you really need to find a girlfriend." I tease

"Hey, I am working on it!" He replies

"And how is that working out for you buddy?" Paul teases.

"I don't want to talk about it." Embry says before waving at us, "I will see you love birds later at Emily's."

Paul and I both nod as we hear him walk out of the front door. "How long does your hair need?"

"Um about 40 more minutes so, what do you want to do?" I ask wrapping a towel around my shoulders.

"Video games?" Paul asks

"Video games," I reply walking out into the living room.

[tranzfalgar]

what your stardew valley spouse says about you!

alex: you like himbos, especially ones that have golden retriever energy. u probably like sports as well!

elliot: dramatic oh god. probably watched twilight as a child. favorite class in highschool was english.

harvey: u like nerds. you’re fascinated by how machines work and you like to take care of others and see them smiling.

sam: you’re a sucker for puppy dog eyes. very physically affectionate. you probably have like 10+ playlists as well

sebastian: you like frogs, and probably had an emo phase in middle school. you like the rain and jumping in puddles

shane: the therapist friend even though u need therapy, scared of the future. u love cats.

abigail: you hate pierre’s guts. you want to travel a lot and see the world. also u wanna have a knife collection

emily: #quirky. you probably watched mlp growing up. you want to go clothing shopping all the time.

haley: you like blondes. you probably are into some kind of arts. you watch reality tv shows.

leah: you love animals so much. you like museums, as you observe others art. you like the smell of the air on summer mornings.

maru: you wish you were as smart as her. you’re still v intelligent though. u probably are fascinated by the stars.

penny: you’re a bookworm and enjoy getting lost in stories. you want to have kids when you’re older, and you rlly love flowers.

[seaborns]

criminal minds characters + music tastes because you all are boring

i just am clawing at the walls if i have to read about taylor swift songs one more time

jason gideon: i think the show got this one right. big band/crooner music. a bit jazzy now and then. maybe a touch of folk if he’s in the mood but nothing crazy hippie-like. i could see gideon learning the guitar and playing it up at his cabin.

derek morgan: i think morgan has the most diverse music taste of the bau and he’s constantly listening to music so that makes sense. 90s r&b is his SWEET spot, and rap from that era is a close second. but he’s listened to a ton of different stuff: blue-eyed soul, modern hip-hop, classic rock/hair metal when he’s breaking shit in his houses, even alternative rock and poooooossibly some nu-metal influences

aaron hotchner: another one i think the show got right. dad rock to the extreme. sadly probably does actually listen to the beatles. had a ramones/sex pistols/britpunk phase when he was younger but would never admit it. also a fan of older country rock like waylon jennings on occasion, especially in the car

emily prentiss: definitely a big punk kid, even beyond the picture we were shown. prefers the cure to the smiths but siouxsie and the banshees to them both. nowadays listens to a lot of female singer/songwriters and girl bands like the indigo girls, the bangles, the go-gos, etc. but still loves the music of her youth.

penelope garcia: anything bright and loud. it doesn’t necessarily have to be happy; i know that we joke about emily being emo but penny is far more likely by timing to have actually had an emo period. i think she definitely listened to evanescence sometimes and had a bit of a hard rock phase as the black queen. now she leans hard into 80s music and glam rock; loves kate bush, bowie, mr mister, and can get down with emily’s girl bands as well

spencer reid: again, show was pretty accurate, but i think he’d also have a wide music taste because he’d listen to whatever people suggested (like derek telling him to listen to nas). if left to his own devices he’ll just listen to classical and opera though. he’ll talk you through his dream cast of whatever opera you ask

jennifer jareau: definitely had a nu-metal phase where she listened to a ton of like linkin park, breaking benjamin or whatever when she was in college (“i rock” as stated in unknown subject). canonically listened to rage against the machine. for sure leans more towards soft alternative/indie now but plays music from high school when she’s alone and has been known to scream along to a female country kill your husband song when drunk.

tara lewis: we know she listens to classic rock and like, when she says classic rock, it’s everything she can get her hands on and about as broad as it gets under the umbrella, folksy to funk and everything in between — stones to chicago, heart to the commodores, simon & garfunkel to hall & oates.

alex blake: rap. like, the tightest flow, most wordy rap possible. either that or classical instrumental; there’s like no in between, except she’ll also cede to folky 70s stuff (bonus points if it tells a story).

kate callahan: 90s girl pop is the BESTTTT to her. also enjoys a lot of no doubt, avril lavigne, all that good stuff. 70s music (disco mostly), the kind she was raised with, is what she puts on cleaning the house.

luke alvez: i feel like luke is the most into classic metal and rock and roll out of everyone. there’s nothing like a car ride with music blaring and roxy hanging out the window while he sings along. he does listen to some big band music while cooking, though, and his singing voice is way better than he’d ever let on. works out to modern rap playlists on spotify

matt simmons: in my mind matt probably has the “coolest” music taste because he listens to a lot of current alt rock and indie rock. i think matt and kristy would probably enjoy going to concerts together. sometimes they like to embarrass their kids by singing pop songs from the early 90s at the top of their lungs.