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nondescriptrock · 1 year
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Since you were interested in him, here is art that I made for Connie's birthday ft. Max (his boyfriend)
(I'm looking at you specifically @konnorhasapen)
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mossymilkers · 4 days
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Heyyy there~
My name is Cassidy, but you can also call me Cass, or Mossy, or Fae!
I’m 24 years old, primarily sapphic, bisexual, nonbinary, transfeminine, autistic, therian(?), poly in theory but single in practice, and a vers switch with a submissive lean (but watch out! hehehe~)
I’m a dumb, fluffy, fuzzy, slutty cow-fairy-girlthing that likes being told what to do, and this is where I go to be horny and kinky on the internet~
Posts I make myself will be tagged #mossy moos.
CIS MEN AND STRAIGHT WOMEN, DO NOT INTERACT
This blog is, of course, 18+ only. I will block AND report ANY and ALL minors and ageless blogs trying to follow me on sight.
Pronouns you SHOULD use for me:
- she/her/hers/herself
- moo/murr/moos/murrself
- fae/faer/faes/faeself
- it/its/its/itself
Pronouns you SHOULDN’T use for me:
- he/him/his/himself
Terms you CAN use for me:
- hon/hun, honey, honeybun
- sweetie, sweetheart
- mommy
- milady
- good/sweet/precious/pretty/tasty/dumb/stupid/disgusting/pathetic/little [_____]
- girl/lady
- fairy/pixie
- cow/pig
- slut/pervert
- meat/prey
- toy/doll/thing
- creature/beast/monster
Terms you CAN’T use for me:
- pretty much anything explicitly masculine unless I give permission (dude, bro, man, guy)
- mistress (idk I just don’t like it)
Kinks I enjoy and will DEFINITELY post about/interact with:
- sweat/scent
- feral/primal
- predator/prey
- t4t
- body hair? bush? (Idk what you’d call it kink-wise, but I really like it when cuties have a little fuzz on em~)
- breeding/creampie
- milking/lactation/breastfeeding
- tentacles
- praise/degradation
- scalie/furry
- robot/monster/alienfucking
- mommy/daddy
- overstim
- intox
- size diff
- brat/taming/breaking
Kinks I’m exploring and will MAYBE post about/interact with:
- piss
- objectification/dumbification
- hucow
- impact play
- petplay
- cum inflation
- detrans/misgendering
- forcefem/forcemasc
- cnc
- breast/butt expansion
- fauxcest
- edging/orgasm denial
- oviposition
- vore
Kinks I avoid and will NEVER post about/interact with:
- “classical” BDSM (I just think the leather and whips and paddles stuff is kind of corny, no hate)
- scat/vomit
- raceplay
- ageplay/age regression
- gore/snuff
- actual pregnancy
- sissy/femboy/trap
I will try to keep these lists updated as time passes, and I will do my best to tag all my kinks when I post about them, but please feel free to let me know if I miss anything!
My asks and DMs are open for whatever, so please feel free to reach out, but if you would like to sext or rp with me, please ask me first, or at least be respectful and lead with some foreplay.
Thank you and enjoy your stayyy~
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roleplayhonestybox · 4 months
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M×M rp stuff.
my biggest ick and usually will stop rping with you, is if you mix ooc and ic :) are we stupid? Lets be normal story tellers pls.
Stop pls stopp expecting me to rp some basic ass big dom rough daddy master sex god because I said I'd like to rp my more dominate ocs. Its okay for the dominant one to be a normal guy :)
Pleese please stop saying your oc is a certain way just to change their entire personality. (And physical description ? )
Why is it that your oc was a normal guy throughout the rp, but then after my oc doms him in a nsfw scene, suddenly his personality changes into him being a whiny subby crybaby that always wants attention? But 👈👉 wait 👈👉 what?? I thought he was the quiet, brooding, strong type, why is he now a cheeky sassy femboy 👈👉 did I miss something ?? My oc is still himself.. why is yours an entire different character? Why is he looking 'up' to mine when they talk? Did you forget they're the same height??
Im all for character developement but- not someone developing into an entire new person??? Who SHRUNK in height?? 🤚 stop it sir
Are we dumb? Do we not know that there doesn't have to always be a stigma attached to the positions our characters take? Top doesnt have to equal rough tough guy, bottom doesn't have to equal pushover little guy.
Another vent I want to get off my chest. I have to say I still enjoy having my ocs take the dom role, but recently, some of yall are some me me me me, taking, no giving ass idiots who lie about stupid stuff 😔 So it makes me want to completely remove the nsfw element from our rp.
Sometimes with CC x OC, get away from meee with this nonesense!! Your oc has nothing to offer and is just a SUB/BOTTOM. Which is fine, but damn! at least move the plot forward -> have an idea of a plot. I know how it can be trying to come up with an interesteing plot so I don't judge, but one things for sure, even with a bad plot I'll still liven it up best way I can. Even when I do that, the other person puts no effort into their already boring plot that im trying my best to make interesting. Just makes me sad.
Also, ocs can be sexual with one another, it doesn't have to always end in penetrative sex!!!! Stooop
now that i got that off my chest I feel better, because I really enjoy a lot of my rps soo much, just a few ppl frustrated me and I had to express myself! Sorry if it came off negative. Just hope someone can relate to this.
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nonbinarypanguy · 1 year
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Rant:
I hate being perceived as pretty.
I'm nonbinary and i guess a demiboy. I usually get referred to as pretty or cute and I absolutely hate it. I don't want to sound like a prick because i know people mean well and that this is basically a compliment that tons of people would kill for. Hell, I remember what it was like the first time. I was called ugly most of my life so I don't know what happened in recent years for that to change.
I have crippling dysphoria and self hatred issues that I'm trying to deal with but to no real avail. I'm quite masc looking right now i think. I'm a little feminine in the way that i paint my nails and wear jewelry i guess but nothing much past that. I love wood carving, punching stuff and all sorts of hands on activities that make me feel really good about myself and I genuinely enjoy. All in all i guess there's no real reason to call a greasy, calloused hand guy pretty and that's just the thing.
Even if it makes no sense i still get called a femboy or get called pretty or cute or i even get misgendered when i try my best to draw on my most realistic facial hair.
I'm aware that I won't go on T. Dysphoria spikes are common and horrible but i know I'm nonbinary and that I would regret hormones but the social shit is just terrible.
It's gotten so bad that i wear sunglasses now all the time so people can't see my in their words "pretty big eyes". It's stupid because i know eyes aren't gendered. It's more than just that but, why can't i just be called cool or attractive or hot or something. Again i am acknowledging the fact that i am in a privileged spot here because other people would possibly kill to be called pretty and cute and stuff. It just rubs me specifically the wrong way.
I want to be happy with myself and i guess I wouldn't mind it if i was trying to be pretty or cute but I'm not, I'm trying to get away from it. I feel weak and like if I'm not valid.
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mrultra100 · 2 years
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Ultra's End-of-Year Recap: Electric Boogaloo
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Given how little I think of just how much more insane things can get with each passing year, I really wasn’t expecting how my blog was gonna go in 2022, but after joining an ask blog (Kudos to @another-silly-mixels-blog ), now having little more than 80 followers on here, being a major player in spreading the good word on what’s basically the biggest event in paleomedia in the last few years, and my writing and art skills getting significantly better this year…
I should really give these things more thought, huh? Regardless, I should still celebrate all of the good that came tumbling towards this silly blog of mine. Just like last year, I’m capping off ‘22 with a special ‘lil recap of the biggest events to happen to the Ultra Barrier Reef (And that’s a far better name than what this blog was named originally). Seriously, alot has happened this year, and I really couldn’t be more thankful for all of the support I’ve gotten over the years, both from fans and close friends of mine. You are all amazing! I know I said something like it last time (Maybe?), but consider this my early Christmas present, from me to you.
I posted 1,622 times in 2022
209 posts created (13%)
1,413 posts reblogged (87%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@mrultra100 (That's me!)
@bogleech
@master-of-gaburincho
@marinebiologyfacts
@thesketchyside
I tagged 1,027 of my posts in 2022
Only 37% of my posts had no tags
#ultra ramblings - 243 posts (Again, I had alot of stupid things to say this year)
#pokemon - 234 posts (Since TWO mainline games came out in the same year, this tag was bound to increase, more than usual)
#prehistoric planet - 140 posts (Anyone remember Alien Worlds? I don't, so watch PHP instead. Make Hank proud)
#pokemon scarlet and violet - 119 posts (Are these games fairly buggy? Yes, yes they are. That still isn't gonna stop me from enjoying what's basically Sun and Moon, but ramped up to 11)
#halloween - 119 posts (Still 2Spooky4U)
#ultra-ween - 116 posts (This was the first time since 2019 that I partook in a monthly drawing challenge. One hell of a trip, lemme tell ya)
#bugsnax - 89 posts (While not as big as all of the Pokemon stuff, the Bigsnax DLC sure did help this one grow a bit)
#my artz - 88 posts (Probably my biggest achievement this year; My art has gotten BETTER)
#johnny test - 60 posts (I'm pretty sure that the 2021 revival is now dead in the water, no thanks to Netflix's legal fucknuttery. Sure as hell ain't gonna stop me from getting ideas for my own hypothetical reboot. Also, there sure were alot of V-Marys tossed around)
#mixels - 56 posts (Part of it involved me joining an ask blog dedicated to this show. It's as fun as it sounds)
Longest Tag: 101 characters
#give me a cinderella stuffing her face with food and a feral fairy godmother who contemplated murder!
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
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When people are making so much fanart and memes of your show, it gets slingshotted into the spotlight, you know you’ve made it as a spiritual successor to one of the biggest cornerstones of paleomedia.
Also, Ken Ham can cry me a river.
177 notes - Posted May 29, 2022
It still boggles my mind that, of all things to happen this year, we got femboy pterosaurs. I'm all here for it, especially if it makes out-of-touch creationists drown in their own tears. Ken Ham must've made a whole ocean of them at this point.
#4
Managed to snag one of the 15 second teasers!
211 notes - Posted May 19, 2022
I understand that this was posted during the PHP hype train, but how did this blew up? Not that I'm complaining or anything, I'm just curious.
#3
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"It is a lovely morning in Late Cretaceous Mongolia, and you are a horrible Deinocheirus"
240 notes - Posted March 2, 2022
Of all the many pieces that I made over the course of the year, this might just be my crowning jewel.
#2
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CHINCHOU (Unovan Form)
Angler Pokemon
Electric/Ghost
Ability: Shadow Tag/Lightning Rod- Prankster (HA)
“First found within the Unovan abyss, this variant of Chinchou has evolved more bioluminescent lures to attract prey. Not only can these lights attract prey, they leave them in a daze, as if they’re under a trance. When its prey gets close enough, Unovan Chinchou delivers a powerful discharge that stuns them. It’s said that the main source of Unovan Chinchou’s bioluminescence is souls, preferably, the souls of its prey.”
STOMIGHTURN
Abyssal Lure Pokemon
Electric/Ghost
Ability: Shadow Tag/Lightning Rod- Prankster (HA)
“Due to the extreme circumstances of the deep sea, along with competition from other Pokemon, the Chinchou of the Unova region evolve into Stomighturn. Having grown in size, Stomighturn uses the same hunting techniques as its previously-evolved form, only with much more bioluminescent lures. Along with a long barbel that hangs from its lower jaw, parts of Stomighturn’s own skeleton now appear on the creature’s hide, being charged with 1.21 gigawatts of ghastly electricity. This strange beast now requires living prey, as it’s been known to swallow them whole, both their body and soul, with its elastic stomach being capable of trapping prey. This species was first discovered when scientists came across one while testing a bathysphere”
Unovan Chinchou evolves into Stomighturn when at level 27
After seeing @bogleech talking about how Chinchou was a better design than Lanturn, I decided to make a regional form for the lil’ guy, along with adding a new evolution that does both the it and the creatures that it’s based on justice.
258 notes - Posted March 29, 2022
How can you screw up making a deep-sea fish? Some chump at GameFreak somehow messed it up when they made Lanturn a thing, so I just had to do my own take on it.
My #1 post of 2022
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ALL ABOARD THE PP HYPE TRAIN!
513 notes - Posted April 22, 2022
If I can be honest with myself, this whole was my Prehistoric Planet Arc. It basically was for alot of people, let's not kid ourselves.
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At the end of the day, this was one of the biggest years for the Ultra Barrier Reef. Given that the blog is turning 5 next year, who knows what's gonna happen next? Well, that's the fun part. Down in these shitpost-infested waters, you never know what surprises could bubble up to the surface.
Speaking of surprises, I got an extra-special piece coming up to cap the year off. While you should expect to see that in the next few days, things are gonna be a bit slower for the rest of the year (Mainly due to me taking some time off.).
With all of that said, thank you all so much for the continued support, and I'll be rising back up from the depths next year. Happy Holidays, folks!
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akunari · 1 month
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˜”*°• Signs I am a Stolas kin •°*”˜
Let's do the same thing I did with Angel Dust, but with my second highest kin: Stolas Goetia! It will be less triggering, but be careful. I'm still not proud of the flaws and ways of thinking I have, but writing them down helps me improve myself.
Let's go, then!
basic things~
nerdy lonely boy as a child, no friends, never invited
i'm still not invited much, ngl
obsessed with birds since my childhood, mostly birds of prey
passionate by astronomy and astrology
stargazing
i love gardening!
but i have cats, so i do not own any plants-
you know, just for their safety
i prefer carnivorous plants!
huge fan of roses
theater and soup opera~
on the physical aspect, you can say i'm rather eccentric
and flamboyant~
i'm a femboy after all
i love regal outfits
oversized blouses and corset~
my behavior matches my flamboyant style
mannerisms and dramatic attitude
i'm just a prince, darling!
emotional and anxious deep down
i won't show it much, tho
depressed thoughts~
oh boy, loneliness is killing me
often thinking i'm too much or not enough
i'm autistic
so, recognizing my own emotions is hard
and so is recognizing other's emotions
"i'm happy, so everyone is happy too" kind of thoughts
you have to tell how you feel, or i might not understand
i fail to notice important issues because of that
i find it hard expressing my emotions, too
and i'm not self-aware enough
i am very dependent on people, so...
people pleaser~
just to keep you, i would do whatever you want
i just don't want to be alone anymore...
i know it's not healthy, it's even kinda toxic sometimes
i feel like a monster because of that
i'm hypersensitive
i am often giddy and airheaded, even more when overstimulated
can be mistaken as selfishness
but i swear, i try my best to make people happy and comfortable
when you don't know me, i can be seen as arrogant and cold
even looking "superior"
and it won't change if i dislike you
if we are friends, espect me to laugh at your stupid jokes
when i like people, i find them so funny
i deeply want to be cared for and wanted in a qpr, it would be perfect
i'm introverted, but people think i'm extroverted
i just prefer quiet places with my small group of friends
but i enjoy meeting new people too
neglectful dad, workaholic mom
i had a lot of responsibilities at a young age
oldest sibling, that's why
i had to take care of everything at 4 yo when i was at my dad's house
my little sister, breakfast, bath...
he was too drunk to even feed my lil' sis
daddy issues~
i reached a breaking point one day
i stopped acting like the perfect child to pursue my own interests
and i don't care about the reputation i have
people can judge, they're judging the persona i show
but if they judge who i really am, it breaks me
i am so embarrassed of myself
convince that people wouldn't like me if i show the real me
i secretly wish to be someone's someone
That's all! I am already trying to be less a people pleaser, even if it's hard.
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sadshitonmain · 1 month
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DICEY I S DRUNK
Needdd to write my note before i ctb in a week ish so
Fuck u mom how dare you fucking give up on me. Picking new family and popping out kids like a goddamn pez dispenzer instead of like faking interest in shit i actully enjoy for five mins.
Same goes for dad but extra FUCK you for never visiting when you had the chance and extra extra fuck you for getting sick and losing what little ego you had left so you dont even recognize me anymore. Asshole move.
FUCK YOU EMILY GOD FUCK I LOVED YOU AND I ONLY FUCKING LEFT BC I KNEW I COULDNT STAY AWAY IF YOU EVER CALLED BACK AND IM STILL WAITING FOR IT 6 GODDAMN YEARS LATER. Im sorry too. I wish I'd had the help i needed before we tried to run away. I wish my wife coulda seen me at my best instead of my worst and ill never stop dreaming of a world where at least you're happy -even if itsone without me, Bc as far as i know you're probably dead and its all my fault. It never got better for me but at least im in control and hot now.
I'm sorry Sebastian. JP and FL and Kitsu. For my own good i shoulda stayed out of it. But at least i tried unlike you idiots. At least you had only one dead kid that year, if not for me there'd be two so fuck you. I just wanted to do some good for all my fuckups and i couldnt stand the idwa of another dead qu*er child. I miss you all, I hope missing me eats you alive.
To my new friends.
Skye, plz dont beat urself up over this one,.its my choice. Im not the same as her and you couldnt chamge anything, you just got caught in the crossfire.
Maddy, be smart be safe be yourself. Fuck someone and chase that femboy.
Thylia.. fuck you're the first real person ive met in a decade. I wish id met you sooner. Be strong.
Pip. Make a goddamn choice girl. Either be yourself or play it safe and be miserable. This life is hell and i wouldnt wish it on anyone. You still have a future, just be smart about it. Finish college, chase your passions. Transition quietly, practice looking how you want and move far the fuck away when its safe. Everyone goes through an ugly phase and thats fine. And seriously SERIOUSLY, just chill the fuck out and go with the flow.
No one else is worth mentioning. You all betrayed me. You all said id be nothing but a burnt out worthless fag and then you made that reality not me. I hate you all for it. Hopefully these bottles do me in.
Emi.. Alex.. whatever you go by now, howdy stranger. I'm sorry I'm like this. I'm sorry my ideas abt love and passion and loyalty were so fucked up.. it really was how i was raised and it still really was my fault. There isnt a day that goes by i dont wonder what would have happened had i stuck around for a few more days and let us both cool off. I was completely obsessed and jealous and who could really blame me, I clung to that stupid dream for dear fucking life for years and when i finally had the chance the world literally came crashing down around us. If not for covid, if not for SPDs fucking power trip, if not for how i was raised if not for how broken i was if I had just listened to you and respected you fuck our dream could have come true. I love you. I'll never love anyone else, I've always loved you since the day you were quietly introduced and sat in Mr. Baker's class across the room all those years ago. I knew then and I know now 14 years later that you were always my better half.
I hope eternity is real, I hope I suffer for it. This shitty trailer has been my exile for 4 years and in a week it will be my tomb.
In truth if id had any courage at all id have ended it a long time ago, but im a total goddamn coward even piss drunk on a work night. Im still praying you'll save me but i know it wont happen, it cant happen. I'll never change, I'll always be the crazy ex, always be another person that abused your trust and chased you across the city we were supposed to grow old in. I hate everything i was, and everything i had to be to survive and everything i am now. I don't blame you, i don't even hate you.
You were always right.
I still love you.
Dicey,
(Formerly Lusy, formerly Lyrah)
Fuck you all, i give up
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salemwritesxx · 3 years
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𝓭𝓲𝓯𝓯𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓽.
𝔹 𝔸 𝕂 𝕌 𝔾 𝕆 𝕌  𝕂 𝔸 𝕋 𝕊 𝕌 𝕂 𝕀
     ⇴ male reader      ⇴ all characters are depicted as [18]+
↳ request: pro hero crazy buff baku meeting y/n's cutesy femboy ex boyfriend? And he gets jealous / insecure bc they are so different
↣ rating: general audiences ↣ warnings: jealous bakugou, fluff, implied nsfw but nothing explicit, hickeys
。☆✼★━━━━━━━━━━━━★✼☆。
Hand in hand, you were strolling through Akihabara with Bakugou. The other hand holding two bags of merchandise you had bought – a successful hunt indeed. Katsuki, however, only had one small bag with a new video game he bought for you both to enjoy, so all in all the free day you two had was very relaxing and stress-free for once.
Until it all went down the drain…
“Babe, do you wanna get something to eat before we go back?”, you asked while already looking around. You knew an incredible restaurant that wasn’t too far away from your current location.
“No, [Your.name]! Did you forget already? We need to cook something with the chicken in our fridge before it gets bad.”, Bakugou playfully rolled his eyes while nudging you. To think he was ever having such a …domestic talk with someone. A year ago he would have laughed hysterically at the thought of living together with someone and managing a small household.
“Oh… right.”, you chuckled before you leaned in to smooch him, “Ain’t I lucky to have such an amazing boyfriend who remembers these things.”
“Yeah, right. Keep sweet talking and I might even-“
“YOOOO [YOUR.NAME]!”, someone yelled, interrupting your intimate moment, hence Katsuki shooting him a death glare, however…
“Oh! Akitoshi, hey.”, you greeted the significantly smaller male as well.
“It’s been a hot minute. How you doin’?”, he grinned, then looked at Katsuki, “I see, already slipping into the next pair of panties, huh?”
This little bastard- Though Bakugou’s string of thought was cut when you just awkwardly laughed and hugged his muscular body closer to your side.
“Akitoshi, this is Bakugou Katsuki, my boyfriend, so be nice, okay?”, then you turned to Katsuki who was scowling, “Babe, this is my ex, Ninomiya Akitoshi. We mutually agreed to separate so there weren’t any harsh feelings, he’s a good guy.”
“Nice to meet you, bro!”, Aki tried to break the ice by going in for a fist bump, but Bakugou was not having it as he just kept staring at him.
“Hey…”
While you were talking to your ex for a few moments, Katsuki couldn’t help but start eyeing him up and down. He was small, skinny, feminine looking and kind of dainty. Everything he wasn’t. To be quite honest, Bakugou was the complete opposite. He was as tall as you, very buff and well-trained and suits wanted to cry when he would try them on because of his sheer build he acquired due to being a pro-hero for many years now. And seeing how your type was, very obviously, something very different before you met him… Bakugou was suddenly a little insecure and he hated feeling that way.
“Okay, well, Aki, it was nice meeting you, but we need to go now and catch a train.”
“Same, dude, same. Glad you’ve found someone you like, you look happy, man.”, he said with a small smile as he looked at you and Katsuki, who was still just grunting and holding extra tight onto you.
And with that, you and your boyfriend finally walked back to the train station.
.
Once you were at home though, you watched as he flopped onto the couch, hence you asked, “Okay, what is going on? Ever since meeting Aki you’ve been quiet.”
“What? No! He’s…”, he paused, then tried to fake a smile, “really… lovely. A nice guy.”
“Babe… I love you but holy fuck you can’t lie.”, then you sat down beside him.
“Hey, talk to me. Did he do something? I know the slipping into panties thing was weird, but-“
“That’s not it, [Your.name].”, Katsuki sighed and crossed his arms.
“Then what is it?”
A long pause followed where you just looked at him and Bakugou stared at the desk in front of him with your and his bags on. Only for him to finally open his mouth after a few moments of silence.
“I look nothing like him.”
“… And that is a problem… why?”, you were visibly confused.
“I mean, fuck he is… he’s a fucking femboy. I just- I am NOTHING like him. Your type is a skinny little dainty femboy and I am literally the complete opposite, so like- Why the fuck do you even like me?”, Katsuki finally blurted out, gesturing with his arms wildly before he flopped back onto the couch.
You, on the other hand, just stared at him for a moment in disbelief.
“That… That is what it’s about? Really?”
“Yeah… You probably could swing him around like a toothpick while I am… well I am heavy.”
“Babe, please. I love you, just the way you are. Just because Aki was one type of guy, doesn’t mean I can’t find another type of guy attractive as well, you know?”, reaching out, you took his hand in yours.
Drawing circles on the back of it, you then slowly progressed to touching his face and softly turning his head so he would look at you eventually.
“Hey…. I love you. I love that you could snap me in half at any possible second.”, thankfully, Katsuki snorted and mumbled an “Idiot.” yet he didn’t break eye contact as his hand slowly wandered down to play with your t-shirt.
“I love you too, [Your.name]… Thank you. I don’t know what happened to me, I guess seeing your ex just fucked with my brain for a second there.”, he then said before leaning in for a kiss that you happily returned.
“Hmh, it’s okay… I know you’re very different from everyone else I’ve dated before, physique and personality vise, but… I am also the most happiest when I’m with you.”, you gently played with his hand while smooching him over and over again.
“So I am better than anyone else, hm?”, Bakugou grinned instantly while being pushed back into the couch willingly, his big, heavy body pressed against your own.
“Hmm absolutely.”, you purred back.
Your hands were already busy slipping underneath his t-shirt as your lips pressed hot kisses onto his sensitive neck, earning his little groan that made your heart jump. Even though Bakugou probably wouldn’t believe you if you said it out loud, but… he certainly was very cute, even if he wasn’t dainty or small.
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A very delicious smell softly shook him awake, ruby eyes fluttering open as he looked around for a moment. Sitting back up, Katsuki inevitably had to smile a little when he saw the blanket you put over his naked body, realizing once more how stupid it was to get jealous.
“Babe?”, naked as he was, he walked into the kitchen where the scent was coming from.
“Hey, Kat.”, you turned around a bit, though was it already too late when arms snuck around your hips and you felt a weight on your shoulder.
“Hey… The chicken?”
“The chicken.”, you chuckled and softly nudged his head with your own.
“If you hurry, you can still take a shower before we can eat.”
“Hm… sounds good.”, Katsuki whispered.
However, before he could walk away completely, he turned around once more, catching you off guard a little when he was back to hugging you from behind.
“Also… thanks.”, he only mumbled with red cheeks, before he nudged your head to the side to connect your lips.
“Hmmm…”, you purred while returning his kisses happily.
“Always. Now go.”, with a giggle, you playfully smacked his naked butt when he finally turned around and walked away.
And as Bakugou stood in front of the big bathroom mirror, he couldn’t help but blush even more intensely. His muscular body was visibly covered in hickeys, making him facepalm and sigh. Though… he also couldn’t suppress hat little grin that formed on his lips.
Really… getting jealous was so stupid.
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⇻ salem.talks: once more thanks for the request! I really really like buff baku, knowing he could very well snap me in half while still whimpering like a lost puppy and letting himself go during sexy time makes it all the better!
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milks-writings · 4 years
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✫ ˚♡ ⋆。 ❀ PAIRING: Tetsurō Kuroo x Male!Reader; Satori Tendō x Male!Reader
✫ ˚♡ ⋆。 ❀ WARNINGS: NONE ONLY LOTS OF LOVE AND SUPPORT
✫ ˚♡ ⋆。 ❀ REQUEST: hi! hope ur having a nice day! you dont have to write this if u dont feel like it, its pretty specific hehe. but if youre ok with it, could u write headcannons or something with tendou and kuroo where the reader is afab (born a female) but questioning their gender? and starting to use he/him and being perceived as a boy (like not actually transitioning but just being seen as a boy now, like a femboy-ish vibe???)? its fine if u dont want to tho lol, just ignore this. love ur writing btw, be safe :)💕
✫ ˚♡ ⋆。 ❀ A/N: This is amazing omg I am in love with this request-- And thanksies, I am glad you like my writing 🥺✌💝 I hope I understood you right and I hope you enjoy those Headcanons!! :D
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✫ ˚♡ ⋆。 ❀ Headcanons: Kuroo and Tendou with a S/O who starts to question their Gender and begins to use he/him pronounces
Kuroo:
Since you two are the closest people you first asked him for advice
You were first conflicted because you didn’t feel exactly with your current pronounces
So when you explained your concerns to him, he immediately went “You can use any pronounce you want to, I will support you either way.” AND DAMN HE IS SO SWEET OK
So of course you asked him to use he/him pronounces for you from now on and he immediately did that without questioning it
You being comfortable and healthy is his first priority, everything else comes afterward
He also told the team to see you as a male now and use the right pronounces
Everyone was so supportive esp Yamamoto and Yaku :( <3
The team would beat anyone up who would make you feel bad about your current pronounces because y e s >:(
You having the femboy-ish vibe made Kuroo just melt
He thought that seeing you this comfortable and happy if probably a blessing to him :(
“I can start saving money for your surgery!” He told you, almost being so sure about doing that but you assured him that you wanted to stay in your body which he also supported to 100%
Going shopping with him is the best thing because he has a great taste for clothes!!
He always tries to find you clothes that make you feel right and nice and that also look nice
When he told Bokuto about you having different pronounces Bokuto went immediately support mode and begun to compliment you about how cool you are and how manly and so on you are to him T-T
Bls Kuroo has so supporting friends--
Every time you two are out and someone uses wrong pronounces Kuroo looks at you as in asking you whenever he should tell or not because maybe you don’t wanna tell everyone yet yk?
So he is careful about telling strangers and always looks for approval to correct someone
When he told his sister about you wanting to be seen as a male she got to excited and said that she will support you two T-T
So all in one, you would only experience very positive things and comments, just to make you feel loved and supported 🤚🥺
Tendou:
So when you told him about first being unsure whenever you feel good with she/her, he immediately told you that you should try out with they/them or he/him
When you told him that you want to be referred as a male he went SUPPORT!!!
As he told Ushijima this poor boy was confused at first but didn’t mind using the right pronounces!!
The rest of the team understood very quickly and they also used the right pronounces :D
Tendou kept telling you from the day on that you are so manly and great and strong and :( <3
Sometimes he teases you with saying things like “You give off big dick energy after saying that” Just to see you blush and make you feel more confident about your new pronounces 🥺
He also asked you at first if you wanna transition to a male through surgery but when you said no he was like “I will still save money in case you change your mind”
THIS MAN IS SUCH AN ANGEL BLS
If someone will make a stupid comment Tendou will go nuts and just glare at them until they apologize and use he/him on you
Tendou is the kind of person who will assure you every now and then how manly you are to him and how he will support you if you decide whenever you want to use maybe they/them or stay with he/him
He also makes sure that you still have some time to decide what pronounces you want to use so you shouldn’t rush yourself etc.
HE GOES SHOPPING WITH U AND BUYS YOU SOCKS FROM THE MEN SECTION JUST TO MAKE YOU FEEL MORE LIKE A MAN BECAUSE HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT CLOTHES SIZE YOU HAVE SO HE GETS SOCKS HSHFIXFHO
He really tries to make you feel loved and accepted
Whenever someone uses the wrong pronounces he goes “No <3 It’s he, not she” and he doesn’t hesitate
But if you tell him that he shouldn’t do that he won’t do so of course
If someone will ask him “Do you still have a girlfriend?” He will go “No but I have a boyfriend” and I think this is amazing and sweet :(
After realizing that you have this femboy-ish vibe he tries even more to support you and goes to nice stores that match your vibe and your style :D
All in one I would say that Tendou is maybe a little more experienced in this topic than Kuroo, but both are super understanding and supportive!
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✫ ˚♡ ⋆。 ❀ LOYAL PEEPS: @elianetsantana
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blacknight1230 · 4 years
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Halloween Treat
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Jim Hopkins Imagine (Bully: Scholarship Edition)
You switch costumes with Pete, resulting in Jimmy enjoying your Halloween costume. 
Twas the night before Halloween. Your most favorite holiday spent at Bullworth Academy. The campus was decorating with glowing jack-o-lanterns, spooky ghosts and bats, and toilet paper hauntingly hanging from the tree branches. And best of all, the student body had free reign to wreak havoc this autumn night. Of course, no one was in there costumes now, a full twenty-four hours until you could do so. 
So, you were walking back to your dorms from the mess hall, when you saw a disgruntled Pete on the steps to the main school building. “Hey, Petey, what’s wrong?” you asked the small boy. “Oh, (Y/n), hey” he greeted, hurriedly getting to his feet. “Is everything okay? Is Gary picking on you again?” you questioned, worried about your friend. Pete just nervously shifted from foot to foot, not saying anything. “Petey, come on, talk to me. You’re worrying me,” you begged. “It's stupid, really. It’s not even a big deal,” Petey whined, avoiding eye contact with you. “Well, it obviously is if your this uptight about it. Come on, Pete o’boy, tell Momma (Y/n) all about your troubles. I promise I won’t laugh,” you pestered, poking the young boy repeatedly in the arm. “Ok, fine. It's about my costume,” Pete admitted, finally giving up. “Your costume?” You were confused now; how could Halloween get-up make his this miserable. “You see, I already picked out my costume for tomorrow night. I was really excited about it, but now I’m afraid to be seen in it!” Petey explained, pacing around as he stressed over the situation. “Why? Your costume can’t be that bad,” you tried to reassure Pete. “Ha-ha, well, it's not exactly something Gary or Jimmy would where that’s for sure,” he said, voice shaking. “Then what is it?” Petey sighed and glumly ushered you to follow him.
He led you over to the boys’ dorms and inside the building. You ignored the dilapidated surroundings and B.O. smell as Petey brought you to his room. It really shocked you how Bullworth treated the boys living conditions compared to the girls. Anyway, Petey brought you into his small room and closed the door, before turning to his wardrobe. He opened it up, showing you his costume hanging on the inside of wardrobe door. You didn’t say anything when you saw the bright pink, furry bunny suit. It even had a puffy tail and ears attached to it. 
Pete noticed your silence, frowning even more. “Now you see what the problem is. I can’t go out in that! I’ll be the laughing stock of the school and a prime target for the bullies!” he freaked out. “I don’t know what to say, Petey. Do you have another costume to go out in?” you questioned. “Nope. And I have to wear a costume tomorrow. Gary will notice and make fun of me for it.” You took a seat on Pete’s bed, the springs of the mattress squeaking as you put your weight on it. “Well, you’re definitely in a pickle.” “Hey, tell me about it.” 
Petey sat next to you, head in his hands. You lightly patted him on the back, “There there. You’ll get through this.” “If only I could switch my costume out with someone else,” Petey mumbled into his hands. A light bulb went off over you head, an idea popping your brain. “Petey, I think I might have an idea,” you excitedly told him. “Wha-, how?” “Just trust me, Petey. Give me your costume and I’ll have another one for you by tomorrow,” you explained. The young boy was hesitate for moment, but he eventually got up and grabbed the accursed bunny suit, handing it to you without a word. “Thanks, Petey, I swear, I won’t let you down!” YOu rushed out his room and towards the dorm hall’s exit, Petey wishing you a disgruntled good luck. Looks like I have a night of work to do, you thought. 
~ Time skip ~
It was officially Halloween. And everyone was celebrating like crazy. Pranks ensued as the prefects partied away and the teachers stayed in their lounge. You were walking the school grounds in the costume you spent all night sewing and hemming. A couple of guys ogled your form as you walked past, while the girls complimented you on the costume. You could only smirk as you sucked on a lolly-pop, making your way over to the front of the boy’s dorms. When you got there, you saw Gary, Jimmy, and Petey gathered on the steps to the dorms’ entrance dressed in their costumes. 
Garry was dressed up as a Nazi SS soldier, without the symbols and armband. I got to remember to scold him later, you thought, frowning at Garry’s choice of dress up. Meanwhile, Jimmy was dressed up as a skeleton, with black and white face paint, and Petey was dressed up in the Grim Reaper costume you gave him. It was actually the costume you planned on wearing and as it wasn’t gender specific, Petey could wear it without being worried about Gary making fun of him. But Gary being Gary was still pestering poor innocent Petey. 
“Come on, Femboy, where’s the bunny costume I got you? Don’t tell me you go rid of it,” Gary threatened. “No, Gary, I traded it with someone and they gave me this,” Petey protested, his voice muffled from behind his skeleton mask. “Don’t lie to me, Petey. You know I don’t like liars. No one would take that damn bunny costume,” Gary said while rolled his eyes. You decided it was time to make your presence known. 
“Hello boys,” you called out to them. All three of them turned to look at you, eyes widening at the sight of you. You stood before them in the tailored bunny suit, having cut off the legs and sleeves of the one piece. It was now a sleeveless, booty short one piece with a cinched waist and a lowered neckline. You accessorized the look with hot pink fishnet thigh high stockings and fingerless pink fishnet gloves that end below the elbows. To complete the look, you wore white combat boots and sexy bunny makeup. All three of the boys just stared at you, mouths wide open. Gary was the first to snap out of it, a wolf whistle coming out of his smirking mouth. “Look at you, (y/n). Say, are you going to be our little Playboy bunny for the night?” he teased. “Knock it off, Gary,” Jimmy snapped suddenly. Gary, for once, backed off. 
Instead his attention was focussed back onto his Big Prank, as he liked to call it. He forced all four of you to follow him to the side yard of Harrington House, where Chad and the other Preppies lived. It was only then did he explained his twisted little plan. “Ok, here’s the deal. We’re going to feed Chads dog a bunch of this rancid meat then wait for him to take a dump then -” Gary started, a sick smile on his face as he explained the prank formed in his evil little mind. “Man, what the hell. I’m out of here,” Petey cried in disgust, interrupting Gary. He ran away disgusted, Gary just shouting, “Whatever, Pete.” “This prank is nasty, even for you,” you sneered. “Let’s just do this, guys. I’ll explain everything later,” Gary huffed. 
You all turned to look around the corner of the archway leading into the side yard, where Chester, the aforementioned dog, was running around. But there was little problem in this ‘brilliant’ plan of Gary’s. Chad was in the yard, playing with the Staffordshire Bull Terrier via frisbee. “Shit, now what do we do,” Jimmy questioned. “What do you mean ‘what do we do’? We fight him, of course. Geez, Jimmy, are you really that much of a pea brain?” Gary snapped. Jimmy opened his mouth to retort back but you stopped him before he could. “Pipe it down, you two. Let me handle this,” you hissed. Without another word, you sauntered up to Chad, seductively swinging your hips. 
“Hey, Chad,” you greeted in a sing-song voice. “Oh, ah, hey there darling,” Chad replied once he saw you. You could already tell he was in the palm of your hand as he looked at you with love struck eyes. You were pretty sure it was because of your costume, for without it Chad and all the other boys never would have spared you a second glance. Using your sex-appeal to your advantage, you continued entrapping him in your web. “Oh, nothing. I’m just so bored and lonely tonight. Will a nice strong gentleman like you help me?” you drawled, trailing a gloved hand down Chad’s chest. Sweat started to accumulate around the prep’s hairline and he struggled with his next words. “I would love to, darling. What you wanna do?” “Oh I think I have an idea. You just have to follow me to somewhere a little more private,” you practically whispered into his ear. Chad tensed up and swallowed a lump in his throat, but he allowed you to take his hand and pulled him away from the side yard. 
You were just about lead into the space between the left side of the preppies’ dorms and the fence when Jimmy came up behind Chad hit him on the back of the head. The force of the blow caused Chad to fall to the pavement, knocked out cold. “Jimmy! What was that for?” you hissed. “I thought that was your plan. To lure him away and knock him out,” Jimmy said, a faint blush on his cheeks. Before you could figure out why the teen was blushing, Gary hurried past the both of you to Chester. “Who cares what the chick was going to do? We got what we needed,” he voiced over his shoulder as he kneeled down to the dog. “Here you go boy. Have a little trick for a treat. Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum,” he said to Chester as the staffy ate the meat. Immediately after finishing, Chester started whining as he squatted over the grass. “That’s gross!” Jimmy exclaimed as he crossed his arms in disgust. “Poor little guy,” you worried, holding your nose as the barely digested meat exited the poor pooches rear end. As soon as Chester finished with his business, Gary gathered the fecal matter into a brown paper back. 
“Score! Alright let’s go to the teacher’s lounge,” Gary ordered. The three of you ran towards the main school building, entering by one its back exits onto the main floor. Jimmy placed the bag of doggy doo in front of the door of the teacher’s lounge. As soon as he set it down, Gary lit a match and brought it close to the paper back. “Are you sure this is a good idea, Gary?” you distressed. All you could think of was possible setting the building on fire. “Don’t worry. It will be funny,” Gary threw off your worries. “Just pulled the fire alarm, Jimmy, and watch fun begin.” Jimmy did as Gary said, striding up to the nearby fire alarm on the opposite wall. He looked around before grabbed the handle and pulling it down. 
The air filled the sounds of alarms as Gary, Jimmy, and you hid around the corner. “What the hell is going on?” you heard one of the teachers shout from within the teacher’s lounge. The door opened to reveal Mr. Burton, who once he saw the paper back on fire, tried to put it out by stomping on it. He successfully put out the small fire but now the bottom of shoes where covered in disgusting, half-digested, port-a-potty smelling dog shit. Mr. Burton screamed and gagged as he tried to get the animal turds off his sneakers. You all couldn’t help but laugh as you all ran away and out the side exit, rushing away from the scene of the crime. Next thing you knew, you all were by the front of the academy’s gates, near the dorms. 
All of you struggled to breath, hands on your knees as you hunched over from both laughter and the sprinting. “That ... was the most brilliant ... and hilarious ... prank I’ve ever seen!” you complimented Gary. “Even I have to admit, that was a great prank, Gary,” Jimmy confirmed.  Gary got a wicked smile on his face, immensely enjoying being complimented on his ‘superior’ brain. “Thank you, thank you, hold your applause, please. I know you all love me,” he boasted, mock bowing to you guys. “Ok, don’t get so full of yourself,” Jimmy sassed. “Whatever, man. You two have fun jacking each other off. I’m going to steal some candy from the nerds,” Gary answered back. He ran off before you and Jimmy could yell at him. 
“Well, tonight was surprisingly fun,” you turned to Jimmy. “Looks like my first Halloween in Bullsworth is a success. It's a bummer that its ending already,” Jimmy replied. A light bulb went off over the top of your head, an idea forming in your mind. “Who said it was over? Follow me,” you announced. You sprinted towards the girl’s dorms, motioning Jimmy to follow you. You heard the sound of Jimmy’s footsteps following you as ran to the right side of the building. Quickly and efficiently, you climbed up the lattice bolted to the brick wall and up to the open window on the third floor. Once you stepped foot in the large attic space, you helped Jimmy climb in behind you. 
“Whew, you are surprisingly fast,” Jimmy huffed out, struggling to catch his breath after the sprinting and high climb. “Thanks, Jim. Come have a seat,” you acknowledged his compliment. You led Jimmy over to a small area of the attic where you had a pile of comfy pillows and blankets, a tiny tv with a built in VCR situated next to the wall. Fairy lights were struck through the rafters above it, barely lighting up the windowless area. You sat on the pile of pillows and turned on a battery operated camping lantern, finally allowing the both of you to see clearly what you were doing. As Jimmy took a seat next to you, you pulled out a bowl filled with candy. “Want some?” you offered the teen. “Where did you get these?” he questioned, grabbing a handful of assorted candy. “My parents sent me a care package of sorts. They know how much I love Halloween,” you explained, picking out a single piece of (favorite candy). “Wish my mom did something like that. She’s too busy hanging out with her 5th husband on their honeymoon to even think about me,” Jimmy complained. You could see thinking of his absent mother really upset hi, their relationship not on the best of terms. You nudged Jimmy on his costumed shoulder, trying to get him out of this little funk. “Come on, let’s pick out a movie to watch. I have a couple to choose from,” you said. Jimmy gave you a warm smile as you pulled a small pile of VCRs. 
The night continued with you and Jimmy stuffing your faces on candy and popcorn as you watched movies from within your secret chilling out spot. You were in the middle of the first movie, a classic slasher film, when Jimmy said something. “Hey, (y/n), back when you were distracting Chad, were you really going to ...” he trailed off. You pulled your eyes away from the TV screen, studying Jimmy. He was sitting on a couple of different colored pillows, leaning back on one of his outstretched arms and feet kicked out in front of him. He was refusing to look you in the eye, signaling that something was up. “What? Oh, that!” you realized what he was talking about. “No! Absolutely not! I was just trying to lead Chad away so we could get what we needed for the prank.” 
Jimmy looked relieved, the tension in his shoulders releasing as he let out a sigh. “Ok. Good. I just thought maybe you had a thing for him or something,” he explained. “Jimmy, do think I really would let anyone get with me like that?” you sassed. “Pff, well you are dress up as a more modest Playboy bunny. Any boy would fall for you dressed like that?” he replied, rolling his eyes. It seemed he was trying to change the subject. “Oh, so does that mean you like my costume, Jimmy? Has this little bunny gotten to ya?” you teased. Jimmy’s cheeks got red, as he no longer had his skull face makeup on. He started to stutter out half formed words, his tongue all twisted. You liked seeing so flustered like this. Seeing how you made him this way was kind of cute. 
Since meeting Jimmy that faithful school day you started to grow some feelings for the short stocky teen. Seeing how he stood up to bullies, student and faculty alike, and how determined he was to rise to the top in order to survive the hellhole that is Bullsworth was most likely the cause. As well as the way he was so kind to you despite not really fitting in with the cliques of the student body. Heck, you weren’t even that close to Petey and Gary before Jimmy came along. Jimmy brought out the best in you and you loyally followed him on his chaotic adventures, even if they weren’t something you could see yourself doing. 
So, your heart fluttered in your chest as you watched Jimmy struggle to find words to talk to you. “I - I actually do like your costume,” he finally admitted. Your heart soared and you tried to hide the impact his compliments had on you. “Really? What do you like about it? It’s nothing specially,” you bashfully replied. “Well, first it brings out your figure without revealing too much. It’s eye catching,” he revealed sheepishly. You could feel yourself blushing under your halloween makeup, it badly hiding your pink cheeks. “Thank you ...that means a lot coming from you,” you replied, flushed. 
A stiff awkward silence followed, both of you trying to focus on the slasher film on the tiny TV. You reached over to grab a handful of popcorn without looking, but instead of grabbing the buttery treat, you ended up grabbing Jim’s hand as he also reached for the popcorn without looking. Your breath hitched at the feeling of his warm rough hand in yours, secretly reveling in the sensation. Your eyes trailed down to your conjoined hands, up his arm, and to his face. You were meet with dazzling brown eyes staring into your own. The world seemed to stop as you gazed at Jimmy’s freckled filled face, traces of his face paint still lingering on his skin from where he failed to wipe it off. You noticed the distance between you two was slowly disappearing as subconsciously leaned into each other. “Aw, fuck it,” you heard Jimmy mumble before closing the little distance between you two. 
Jimmy’s lips met yours roughly, a little ‘Mmm!’ escaping from you. You couldn’t help but grab onto his stocky shoulders and melt into the kiss, quietly sighing as you did so. You could feel Jimmy’s hands move to grip your waist, everything feeling hot as stereotypical kissing noises filled the attic as you two moved your lips against each other. He taste like candy, you thought to yourself as a hand threaded through his short orange hair. 
You could have gone on forever connected this way, but you were both human beings who need air to survive. So you unhappily had to separate from each other, gasping for air as you did so. You trailed a hand gently down Jimmy’s freckled cheek as he looked at you with hooded eyes. You could see the longing within them, one of his hands slowly moving off of your hip, it leaving a lingering touch. “J-Jimmy ...” you stuttered out, not knowing what to say. “That was great. God, how could I not have done that sooner?” Jimmy wondered out loud. “Done it sooner?” you pondered, brain all fuzzy from the kiss. “(Y/n), I like you, a lot. And after seeing Chad’s hands all over you ... I couldn’t handle it,” Jimmy confessed. You thought you died and went straight to heaven. No way your crush was confessing to you. “So, I what I’m basically trying to say is ... will be my girlfriend?” Jimmy finally asked. 
You couldn’t stop yourself, planting a kiss right on Jimmy’s reddened lips. You felt Jimmy freeze up from the unexpected action, pulling away from the stiff boy to give him your answer. “Of course, Jimmy. I would be stupid not to,” you said, smiling from ear to ear. A similar smile broke out on Jimmy’s face, reaching out to you to pull you into another kiss. You happily let him, the smile still on your lips as were locked in a passionate embrace. Jimmy pulled you closer as you practically sat on his lap, his hands firmly holding you in his arms. “Best Halloween treat ever,” he chuckled, before proceeding to a makeout session. Best Halloween treat, indeed. 
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Queer takes episode 3
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Alex: Hello everyone and welcome to the 3rd episode of Queer Takes! This episode is all about Halloween! Joining me is Sam as well as a special guest Jasper, of the blog @a-literal-shovel ! Hey guys!
Jasper: Hey!! I'm so glad to be here!!
Sam: And we're so happy to have you here!
Jasper: I feel honoured :D
Alex: Yeah thank you for joining us! For those of you who don't know, jasper designed our header.
Jasper: So, did y'all dress up for halloween this year?
Alex: Unfortunately because of COVID, I wasn't able to do much of anything this year. Did you?
Sam: No, not this time. I usually love halloween but with covid and my health problems, it was too much of a risk
Jasper: My little sister wanted to be the Scooby Gang, so we dressed up and went to my grand parent's to show them
Alex: That's so cool!
Sam: Aww that's adorable!
Jasper: I was Velma. If you look on my blog there's a bunch of posts lmao
Alex:Yeah I heard about that lol
Sam:Wait didn't you say something about femboy Velma?
Jasper: Yep, I was a secret femboy Velma
Alex: Nice!
Sam: Sounds amazing
Jasper: Yeah, it broke my dysphoria which was cool lmao.
Jasper: Do y'all have any "weird" halloween traditions?
Sam: I don't have a weird one but I watch Jennifer's body which is a horror movie every year
Jasper: That's cool!!
Alex: Not weird or anything out of the usual. We sit out on the driveway and give candy to the people who come by
Alex: What about you Jasper?
Jasper: We always take photos squatting, no matter the outfit or time of year. Also, we always watch Hocus Pokus before we go to bed
Sam: Ooh, that seems fun
Jasper: It is!
Alex: What's that movie about?
Jasper: So this kid is being an idiot and lights a candle, summoning these witched that were killed during the Salem Witch Trials, and then they have to try to banish them with the help of this cat Binx, which is actually the brother of one of the children that the Witches killed, and eventually they do, and it's one of my favourite movies.
Alex: Oooh that sounds very interesting!
Sam: Kids in movies are such idiots, I swear
Jasper: I know!!! It's a pretty good movie, you can rent it on Amazon Prime for like $3
Sam: Plus binx is a great cat name
Jasper: It is!! I named one of my plants after Binx lmao
Alex: The directors of the movies are probably trying to relate to people
Jasper: Maybe, but in every movie the characters are so dumb it's startling
Alex: Exactly
Sam: Like if there's a creepy noise, DON'T GO TOWARDS THE CREEPY NOISE
Alex: Don't hide in the house, get out of it and run awayyyy
Jasper: RIGHT???? You'd expect they'd have an IQ above room temperature and not go TOWARDS the scary things, or get the FRICK OFF OF THE FLOOR WHEN THEY FALL
Sam: If a huge mansion is surprisingly cheap and the person who sold it to you is sketchy, IT'S HAUNTED
Jasper: RIGHT???
Sam: How stupid can the characters really be?
Alex: How stupid are the people writing the scripts
Jasper: I don't know, but it's so funny and frustrating
Sam: Yeah like I'll be watching a horror movie and I'll just be screaming at the people the entire time
Jasper: I talk to them like I'm talking to a 4yo.
Sam: They have the mental capacity of a 4yo anyway
Alex: The real scary stuff is the minds of the characters instead of the actual scary stuff
Jasper:
Sam: YES
Jasper: Aren't people supposed to get smarter and make better decisions when they're scared?
Sam: Right??
Alex: Exactlyyyy
Jasper: so yeah lmao
Alex: Anything you guys are looking forward to this year?
Jasper: Thanksgiving
Sam: I'm looking forward to 2020 getting over
Jasper: BETTER ANSWER
Sam: But at the same time I'm scared 2021 will be worse
Alex: I've seen tumblr ads for an Infiniti car that's a 2022 model. They hate this year so much they're skipping 2021
Sam: HAHAHA
Jasper: 2020 part 2
Alex: Nooo
Sam: o h n o
Alex: And with that ominous note, that is all we have for this episode of Queer Takes! Thank you for joining us Jasper! And too all of you at home, thanks for watching!!
Alex: Any last words?
Jasper: Thank y'all for having me, this was so fun!!!
Sam: Thank you and now that halloween is over, MERRY CHRISTMAS
Jasper: NOOOOOO
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Thank you to everyone who tuned in and we hope you enjoyed! Happy halloween and see you next week!
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“you think you’re relevant to me? You’re just a dumb dirtbag to play with in order to satisfy my needs.” how to activate Felix: ~ Reblog this post, Message with your pronouns , plot, kinks, hard nos, triggers, safe words and time zone!  ~ Felix is here to assist as many people as possible but please try to avoid spamming as Felix can be very busy!  Extra information:  ~ Admin’s time zone is GMT-3 (Or British time zone) but my sleeping schedule is messed up so I’m answering the night a lot!  ~ Admin has some personal mental issues so Answering can be hard but I promise it’s not for long.  ~ we will be talking like this. Felix approaches the young girl with heavy footsteps, the dark aura filling around him. “Hello little one, are you lost?” He says with a deep voice, His accent having no trace to it.  That’s everything, enjoy your lixie.  Felix: I told you my name is Felix, Lixie sounds like a stupid little girl!  Yeah, good luck.  @mafia-straykids​ @yourbabychangbinnie @skzforyou​ @royalxstraykids​ @bangchangaroochatbot @lil-2000-hybrids​ @chat-with-jeonglix​ @eboyfelixbot​ @femboy-hooters-skz​ @skzhybridz​ @chrisbang-chatbot​ @yourfelixx​ @subbyjwoo​ @subbyxiaojunn​ @talk-with-chan​ (let me know if you want to be removed or added!)
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plusonetm · 4 years
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Okay but eggsplane rokitodo. Please and thank u
Oop I didn't see this ask, sorry!! Enjoy each and every thing I have about rokitodo, including some new stuff!! Quite a good chunk of this'll be contributions of @theyeeyeetbois (who I love very much. seriously they're great-)
Basic premise: Todoroki Shouto is hit with a quirk that splits him into half, his fire side and his ice side. Fire-Shouto is Roki and Ice-Shouto is Todo! The first time he's split by this quirk is referred to as the initial split, I believe. The quirk's effects last about 5-7 months, thouhh that might change in the future! As implied, Roki and Todo end up dating. After their few months are up, they merge again (which means they go back to being,,,well, Shouto.)
Roki: Roki is generally the more expressive one of the two. He's a bastard and sometimes an asshole, I love him. Personality wise he's spiteful and possessive, but he's also determined and not afraid to speak his mind. Can be rebellious, but Todo keeps him from doing stupid stuff most of the time.
Roki's appearance: He has red hair and blue eyes. He also has the scar across the upper half of his face. Basically Shouto's fire side duplifated and flipped. He doesn't care about what he wears, but he mostly wears black clothes (because black attracts heat, but that's not very relevant so ignore me)
Roki sidenotes: he has Shouto's bluntness and observational skills. He notices things pretty quickly. The few times people flirt or hit on him, he picks up on it almost straight away and well...sets himself on fire. When this happens to Todo, he usually drags the other away or nopes his way out of it.
Todo: As you can guess, Todo is cold. Not very expressive or open. He's closed off and quiet most of the time. He's more passive in his anger and most definitely the type to keep a grudge. He, too, is possessive and sometimes an asshole, just much less so. The asshole part is usually an accident.
Appearance: White hair, grey eyes, no scar no sir. He is peak rich femboy fashion. White, somewhat transparent, floofy shirts. Boot heels. Hoop earrings. Choker (with chains and hoops on it, you know *gestures vaguely*)
Todo sidenotes: he's my himbo son I love him jbswxkjwbisx he's oblivious when it has anything to do with him and very VERY dense. He can pick up on when people hit on his fire boyfriend, and he usually flirts back on Roki's behalf (to scare them of? To passive aggressively hit on them? What is the real reason he does it? I don't know.) He's a sub, which I think is important to note (very loud. I will make a ns//fw post about rokitodo one day)
The scraps of ideas: so post rokitodo merge Shouto is Not Good. At all. This requires a seperate post by itself so uh I'm just gonna give the basics. Post merge Shouto is hyper aware/ extremely insecure. He thinks (knows?) that his classmates prefer Roki and Todo over him. Bla bla lost of identity and he goes begging to be split again. This is the start of an unhealthy cycle of split-merge-recover that I will cover...some day.
FANTASY ROKITODO: HOLY SHIT ITS FANTASY ROKITODO. Okay so uh Roki and Todo come from rival kingdoms in this. Roki is the heir to the Endeavour kingdom's throne. I changed it a little tiny bit so uh yeah. He has an older brother named Touya who was supposedly burned at the stake a years ago, but it's suspected that he survived. This leaves Roki to inherit the throne from Enji. The Endeavour kingdom is allied with the Bakugous' kingdom.
Todo is not the heir to any throne. He comes from Rei's kingdom. He has two older siblings: Fuyumi and Natsuo. Hie mother, Rei, was a kind queen. She was taken in battle by the Endeavour kingdom and most believed they had her killed when no ransom was posted. Todo believes she's still alive, AND SHE IS, but Roki (who's kept far away from Rei and wholeheartedly believes she's dead) tells him otherwise.
Roki and Todo first meet in battle, on opposite ends. They hate each other, and their kingdoms reflect that. Rei's people despise the Endeavour kingdom's people and rulers for taking away their queen. The Endeavour kingdom on the other hand, well...I'm not very sure. I'd say Enji wants to take over Rei's kingdom, as it's so powerful.
The war between these two kingdoms causes many deaths and many sacrifices. Eventually, Enji proposes a deal. In exchange of delivering Rei back to her kingdom and family, Todo has to marry Roki (for status, for peace between their kingdoms, for the power)
Ouch okay so that's most of what I have, though there's a lot more to come. Thank you for the ask!
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further-ruin · 6 years
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LF RP ; Raeha Qalli
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Name; Raeha Qalli
Age; Nineteen.
Race; Au Ra - Xaela
Gender; Male
Build; Slight and lean
Preference; Pansexual
Status; Single
Occupation; Wandering performer, on paper (See also; assassin)
About; - On the Surface
Raeha Qalli is blind. Originally from a summit nestled in Othard’s western mountain range, he currently resides in Kugane making a small time living as a performer. He’s travelled across Doma providing relief for those who have lost their homes through the form of song and carries with him a collection of instruments, with his favourites being the Shamisen and Morin Khuur. Although he is blind, he doesn’t not struggle to see. Being of the Qalli, he has adapted the use of tone and melody to aid his “vision” and through humming and soft songs, Raeha is able to lead a moderately independent lifestyle. For this reason, however, he does not particularly like loud places or being too high up, as his “vision” becomes blurry when there is too much interference or there is less for his melody to reverberate off of. This is a talent he tends to use only when alone or in the company of close friends. At other times, he uses a walking stick or the guidance of others to find his way. Raeha can be found in various points across the port city of Kugane, and sometimes travels to the Othardian mainland if required by other obligations.
About; - Other Obligations
Raeha is, at his core, a troubled individual. Everyone has their share of demons and Raeha is no exception. His song and dance of vulnerable, blind performer is first and foremost an act. His true passion lies in contract killing. Known in the seedy underbelly of Kugane only as “The Hummingbird”, Raeha employs whatever time he can in perfecting his trade. Quiet and discrete, he is lucky to be the last person anyone would suspect being behind a myriad of poignant assassinations.
Relations; - Kith and Kin
Raeha was close to his mother and closer still to a young man named Sokhor of the Angura. With their untimely passing, the young Xaela took to distancing himself from close relationships. This does not mean that he is not open to meeting new friends or even love interests, only that he may be a bit cold on approach.
Personality; - Or Lack of
A young man of few words, Raeha tends to only speak when spoken to. The melody of his words are almost melancholic, singing softly to those who would understand his tones about the grief at not being able to see. He enjoys doing things with his hands and, during his youth, occupied whatever free time he had not dedicated to tending to the Dzo herd owned by his family by learning to play instruments. His passions lie in little things such as the taught feeling of new strings on his bow or the sharpness of a recently serviced blade.
Hooks; - When and Where
✧ Doman and displaced from your home? You might come across this small relief worker on the field, singing songs of joy in the way only a Qalli can.
✧ A Hingashin merchant based out of Kugane? As this is where Raeha spends most of this time these days, it is likely these types of interactions would occur.
✧ A traveler in search of a companion? Raeha is not too stupid to believe that he can live without the aid of others. He frequently employs the use of guides and travelers to help escort him to destinations within the Othard mainland.
✧ Need someone dead? The Hummingbird can be reached by word of mouth if one knows where to look.
Things to know; Of Muse and Mun
Raeha may use the female Au Ra model in-game, but he is male. Entirely. I’d appreciate not to be approached with offers claiming you’re in search of a “femboy for some fun”. While I believe that ERP and smut can be used as an important writing tool, I prefer my RP to at least have some form of plot rather than just straight to the dirty stuff. If this is what you are looking for, I am most likely not for you.
I work long hours and may not be able to reply every day. With that being said, I do prefer to RP over discord, Email, or Google Docs as this allows me to read and reply during my work day. I am happy to RP in game on occasion or even get together to take screenshots.
If you’re interested in RPing with me, please approach me with some interest in deciding where the story goes! I tend to enjoy darker themes but won’t shy away from lighter ones if that is what you prefer! 
And finally, to reach me, I would prefer either an ask or direct message here on Tumblr before I had my discord out. 
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