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kpoprp-multi · 3 years
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the plot/au list
The following list of Genres shows you what kind of things I rp usually:
✔️= What I can do with you as an rp
❌= What I’m uncomfortable to rp as
➖= I would like to test it out on rare occasions
Credit: @thisisnoteuropeanstyle and the other writing prompt people I’ve copied and pasted from… thanks for that and the fact that it’s made publicly available for everyone to see, you’re the best!
(1)Al Invasion AU [❌]
(2)Al Human AU [ ➖ ]
(3)Alp/Beta/Omega AU [✔️]
(4)Andro AU [➖]
(5)Angel/Demon AU [✔️]
(6)Arranged Marriage AU [ ➖ ]
(7)Baby AU [ ❌ ]
(8)Bakery AU [✔️]
(9)Badboy(girl) meets Social awkward girl(boy) with a roasting problem AU[❌]
(10)Bookstore AU [✔️]
(11)Business AU [✔️]
(12)Coffee Shop AU [✔️]
(13)Crime AU [✔️]
(14)Darkside AU [✔️]
(15)Desert island AU [ ➖ ]
(16)Dystopian AU [✔️]
(17)Fairy Tail AU[✔️]
(18)Fantasy AU [✔️]
(19)Flower Shop AU [✔️]
(20)Genderswap AU [✔️]
(21)Hanahaki Disease AU [➖]
(22)Harem AU – Or Reverse Harem AU [❌]
(23)Haunted House AU [✔️]
(24)High School/College AU [hs ❌ /cl ✔️]
(25)Hogwarts AU [✔️]
(26)Hospital AU [➖]
(27)Hooker AU [➖]
(28)Hunger Games AU [ ➖ ]
(29) Hybrid AU[✔️]
(30)Ice Cream Shop AU [✔️]
(31)Law Enforcement/Military AU [❌]
(32)Mafia AU [✔️]
(33)Magic AU [✔️]
(34)Marriage Law AU [✔️]
(35)Master/Slave AU (Only if you’re over 18+) [➖]
(36)Merpeople AU/ Undersea AU[ ➖ ]
(37)Percy Jackson AU[✔️]
(38)The Red String/Soulmate AU [✔️]
(39)Anime AU [ ➖ ]
(40)Walking with my significant other and you but accidentally grabbed the wrong hand AU [✔️]
(41)Platonic living together AU[✔️]
(42)I hit you with my car and was the only one to visit you in the hospital AU[✔️]
(43)We met each other on a Sunday morning, both doing our walk of shame AU[✔️]
(44)My new dealer has friended me on Facebook and I’m unsure of how to react to that AU[✔️]
(45)A hopeless romantic and a horny beast are set up on a blind date AU[✔️]
(46)Painter/Writer au[✔️]
(47)Fake Dating AU[✔️]
(48)We hate each other but we both have a mutual friend so we have to put up with each other AU[✔️]
(49)Don’t tell anyone you saw me crying AU[✔️]
(50)You’ve been sleeping at mine because your house is being renovated and we aren’t even dating, yet every time you wake up to the baby crying and sigh, “I’ll go” I feel like we might as well be married for real AU[ ➖ ]
(51)We are the only two parents who agreed to attend the school trip (bonus: “So I guess we share this hotel room?”)[ ➖ ]
(52)Single parents AU[❌]
(53)We’re at a concert and I can’t see a thing let me sit on your shoulders, maybe? AU[❌]
(54)You’re afraid that you’ll lose me in big crowds so you always hold my hand but now you just hold my hand when there’s only, like, five people around and I’m getting very suspicious AU[✔️]
(55)So I know we haven’t talked in like, two years, and that things ended pretty badly between us but WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN you’re engaged to be married AU[✔️]
(56)Look, I know we agreed to be friends and everything but that’s what everyone says when they break up. I can’t take you asking me for advice on how to ask out the new person you’re interested in, okay? it’s killing me AU[✔️]
(57)It´s my [insert family relation here]´s wedding and seeing all these happy couples is killing me and all I can think about is how this was almost us AU[ ➖ ]
(58)My current partner is a huge asshole and I need a reason to break up with them so will you pretend to be my possessive and violent ex AU[ ➖ ]
(59)One Night Stand before the first of your new job and oops that was your new boss you were sleeping with AU[ ➖ ]
(60)Pen pals who vent at each other every week AU[❌]
(61)Oops friend looks like the only place to sleep in this house is this small, twin-sized bed, guess we’ll have to share AU[✔️]
(62)We sat next to each other during a really sad film and now we’re sharing tissues silently whilst we cry at the cinema AU[❌]
(63)We take a dance class together and our next routine calls for partnerwork, and we got put togeth-STop standing on my foot! AU[✔️]
(64)We’re literally the only two kids who ride this school bus maybe we should carpool or make out or something AU[✔️]
(65)Date auction for charity AU[❌]
(66)Strangers who end up on the kiss cam at a sporting event AU[❌]
(67)Bored single parents at a [Insert band] concert” AU[❌]
(68)Parents signed them up for the same shitty art program AU[❌]
(69)Look I’m glad you have a healthy sex life and all but will you please try not to pierce a whole through my ceiling with your bed, thanks. AU[✔️]
(70)My cat and your dog are totally in love, and I think it’s so cute until I realise that it’s your pet, because we kind of hate each other AU[✔️]
(71)Your mail keeps coming to my address which is really weird since they’re nothing alike, but it turns out our mutual friend who wants to set us up keeps switching the mail on purpose AU[✔️]
(72)I’m a waiter/waitress and you always sit in my section. I really like you and i thought you liked me back until you walked in here with a date, WHOOPS would you look at that I keep spilling stuff on them AU[✔️]
(73)That one asshole costumer that always comes in 5 minutes before the store is about to close AU[ ❌ ]
(74)We’re sitting next to each other on this plane and and I was eating gummies, but I left all the yellow and orange ones cause they’re absolute shit and now you’re asking if you can have them AU[✔️]
(75)My significant other just broke up with me and I impulse bought like 5 pizzas and a 3 floor cake. Can you help me eat them and make me feel less like shit? AU[✔️]
(76)We both got dragged to this concert for this shitty band by our significant others and we met in the crowd and spend the entire gig talking about better music and making fun of the shitty band AU[✔️]
(77)We’re both at this restaurant to meet blind dates, but we meet each other thinking that the other person is the blind date we were supposed to be meeting AU[✔️]
(78)You’re famous and I was hired by your management to date you for public appearances, but now I’m kinda into you cause you’re actually a really cool person, but you don’t give a shit about me AU[ ✔️ ]
(79)You’ve locked yourself outside of your apartment and there’s a storm rolling in and I pity you so I’ll let you into mine AU[✔️]
(80)Your grandma is really forward even though I swear we’re just friends AU[❌]
(81)I got the fake number from your friend and started texting you, thinking it was them but you’re too sweet to me that you continue on with this lie just to make me happy[✔️]
Note: You can use up to 4 AUs in our private chat, nothing more and as long as they fit in well together.
AU= Alternative Universe
This is for you guys who sometimes don’t know what you wanna do for a rp! 💖
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wellthatwasaletdown · 6 years
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Just a mess but post whenever you're bored lol. Great blog btw.
My advice to Harry for HS2 (this eh… got away from me)
First would be head over to Sweden to Max Martin and beg him to write songs with a kind of racketing Northern UK 80s vibe (think Jessie’s girl), some rollicking early George Michael, and a little bit of Tom Jones cheese on top. No hair metal, no 70s dreariness, no bombast. (Stop trying to reincarnate FM and GnR through a British xfactor contestant Irving – its making everyone look silly!). Second he should head back over to Nashville for some nice country song songs he can pour his wee heart into. It’d be a mixed bag but so were Midnight Memories and MITAM and they’re great albums imo. ‘Girl name’ songs and hook-up songs are mostly banned because HS1 has forever tainted Harry singing songs like that with a truly nasty level of misogyny. Instead the songs should be as follows but in no particular order:
‘A boat from an Island up my Own Arse’ (James’ song) : about what happens when you fall for your own follower count and start acting the arse – relatable for loads of kids in these days of social media notoriety.
This song could be deep and introspective and Harry could get Kodaline to help him write it (they already have a good one on this called The Answer) or it could be a fun rocking slap up his own head, a tongue in cheek send up of his own hype. His choice, artist input is important. You could have loads of fun with this video but Jaffsen (James, Jeff, Ben) are banned from any involvement, except they can cameo as themselves maybe.
2 ‘Look At You Now’ ; continuing on from the theme of 1. This song could be a counterpoint, fast where the other is slow or vice versa. Its not a love song, it’s about that one friend you took for granted, and mean-girled in front of your cooler friends just because they were all awkward laughing and train-track braces but now they’re all grown and fit and you’re looking a bit past your sell by date. Also relatable in a post high school sort of way to a lot of people. Perfect chance for a bit of open-ended homoeroticism - like a love song to how fit and thick your former best male friend has gotten and how you kinds wish you were him.
4. ‘Guess I’m just a Tool’ ; about what happens when the only friends you have, only met you when you were already famous and all your old mates got sick of you. Not a ‘waah haterz abe jealous’ song (the world has had enough of those) – a little insight and something new to say will be required. Sloppy lyrics or ideas not accepted.
5. ‘Looking at me, looking at me’ ; this could be Abba-esque, and the. one. song. where Jeff is allowed to adlib, with ‘Ah-Haaa’ (he must dress as Alan Partridge for the video though that’s non-negotiable). This one is about narcissism in the present day when you realise even on other people’s birthdays you’re always just checking out yourself in the selfie. Could be all deep and sorrowful eiher – but then no Jefe, no adlibs. It would be most fun as a joke song though. We’ll leave it to Harry and his hopefully new therapist to figure out where the song goes.
(Corden would almost certainly want to do the video but he’s banned, along with all the Kardashians. Jefe could cameo as above but not contribute any ideas at all. This could not be Kendall does Protest levels of bad, it’s a song about narcissism, not an exercise in narcissism)
6. ‘You’re to coo-ool for meee, in all the ti-ings you beee’ ; this is about what it’s like when your best friend always looks like Apollo fcked a Disney princess and sent the child to be brought up by the ghost of Jimi Hendrix. Also a good chance for open ended homoeroticism. Every piece of clothing you own looks better on him and he just does everything so much cooler. You hate him but you love him, this love is tainted. A mea culpa for the dark sided shit team Azoff have almost certainly pulled on Z.
7. ‘Don’t you wish you could be Louis’ Girl’ ; a straight up rip off of Jessie’s Girl really. This sounds bad but in a surprise twist it would actually be a paean, a celebration of the string of fit girls Louis has loved, in the best tradition of Northern UK rock. It would be updated to include an element of empathy for, and celebration of, the millions of us who aren’t size E.
The song would also have a note of the longing that comes from your best friend always being in long term relationships along with lots of nice non-misogynistic celebration of women of all shapes and sizes and family types. A mea culpa for Kiwi and all the other nastiness of HS1. Girl Almighty but raunchier music and better lyrics.
Larries will be happy thinking it’s about Harry wishing he was Louis’ girl, but the kindness in the lyrics will cut off the nastiness they tend to spew. Harry will pull on his big boy pants and reiterate the need for fans to stop trashing other women in interviews, while humbly admitting the song is a rip-off, a tongue in cheek homage to
8. ‘Untitled’ ; this is about what happens when your best friend gets on a leetle too well with your love. They have all the same interests, they start to finish each other’s sentences, they get each other’s jokes when you don’t…. they touch each other alot … ‘jokingly’. You don’t wanna act Zealous but fucks sake! …. Cue 1 million Zouis fan vids and Zourry triangle angst fics! I live for them!
9. ‘I got caught up in the wrong kind of love’ ; this one could be serious, country and western vibes, that pulls together a lot of the earlier themes. Its about what happens when you let down the love of your life because you get too caught up in loving your own career. That hot friend from song 8 ends up being their shoulder to cry on and they end up comforting each other in all kinds of ways. You’re all wronged but you all did wrong. Everybody hates everybody but no one can move on. There is potential for two more songs looking at same situation from different angles.
Ssshh, these don’t have to be real - cue aaall the fics, this fandom runs on them after all.
10. A cover of ‘I can’t help falling in love with you.’ Don’t … touch me.
11. Bonus Track: Harry, Liam and Tinie Tempah cover Don’t Worry, Be Happy. It is released as a single and they donate the proceeds to a shelter in Thailand that rescues trafficked girls.
TLDR: Harry ceases to be as ass about 1D and himself and remembers that he got famous by being fun and light and bringing a little joy to people’s lives. He doesn’t have to abandon attempts to write his own deep and / or experimental album, he just has to postpone it until he has the groundwork done, musically, intellectually, spiritually.
Promo: Jaffben are not allowed anywhere near the recording process except for Jefe on song 5. Jefe does not go to RS or NME for promo. He goes to Closer and OK. Harry goes on Loose Women and Elvis Duran and Jonathan Ross and gives intelligible answers about the end of 1D, his last album, his new direction etc and doesn’t act all disingenuous like he doesn’t know why the interviewer would want to know. He gives 0 long-form masturbatory interviews to glossy magazines.
He can draw whatever lines he likes around his personal life as long as he states it clearly, gives a reasonable explanation on his take on privacy now vs the family feel of early 1D, and then sticks to it. Jefe does not use the gossip rags as promo. If he’s being all private then his mother and sister are 100% silent on him too, no backdoor gossip mongering, no nepotism, no encouraging invasive stalkers. He ceases to let all and sundry use him to shill their shit. This fandom has been bled dry enough already. He gets his passive aggressive tendencies under control and only uses them to silence the nastier elements of his fandom.
There is no perfume ad, no docuwank, unless Jaffben want to film themselves actually jerking off to their HS shrines - they can put that on pornhub at their own discretion. Basically Jaffben and Apple are not allowed to monetise the shit out of this fandom. Harry puts himself out there and sells his music. The End.
Or y’know he carries on as is, lets Jefe bag him some more film roles, maybe a romantic ‘comedy’ with the same nasty misogynistic undertones as his album and the shitcom? (Think Apatow but worse) Does another derivative album, gets Irving to pull strings so its praised no matter what, rinse repeat.
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winstonhcomedy · 5 years
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“Dope A-F” - 4/23-4/24 - “Three Mics, A Dude, and Road Trip”
Boom let’s do it sweet sweet baybees and laydees! Let’s catch on up to the last few nights of shows. Tuesday was a trifecta of sweet delicious comedy, and last night was a sick road trip with some of the bois to headline one of my favorite rooms in the state. So let’s get to it. 
4/23
Tuesday was a chill day. I got off work and got some writing done. I was planning on doing Mojos and Fallout, but then someone mentioned Vagabond to me and I figured I could go do that mic first and then still get in another two sets. I can’t pass up the opportunity to perform that much so I go for it.
I look for parking near Vagabond downtown in Richmond. I finally find a spot after circling the blocks a few times and head inside. I was told they usually start right on time, but alas this was not the case. It was 7:40 and I was the only person there other than the bartender. He is a super nice dude, and we talk about the show. Another newer comic shows up and shoots the shit as well. I am pretty sure his name is Carlton. Super nice guy. Then Rebecca Hyman shows up and we get to talk for a bit. There is like no audience at all and we are all just sitting here. Moe shows up, and finally Rebecca just asks if we can start. So she gets it started.
There is just no one here. It is comics performing for comics. Which is always a super weird thing to have to do, but it will be the norm once I head to NYC. She does a few minutes and then brings me up. I use it to work on my super new stuff, and I just kind of riff for a bit and talk. I do about 7 or 8 minutes and I like where I go with it. I’d give this set a D. No real laughs, but still productive for wording. In middle of my set an audience member walked in and I got a few laughs which felt nice. I said my goodbyes and jetted over to Mojos.
I get to Mojos and a lot of my friends are there. I’m pumped to be going 2nd on the show so I can hit Fallout after. Kusterer, McFadden, Muñoz, Buhse, and others were all hanging out. McFadden talked Kusterer into bending over during his set and doing his jokes by making his ass talk. I unfortunately miss this, but it is on video and it is glorious. 
There is an ok crowd here, but there is no telling how they are going to be. They don’t give Buhse much love as he worked stuff out, and then Mike Engle goes up. He doesn’t hook them either, but he has some interesting new and a super funny line about being horny. I dug it a lot.
I go up and struggle for the first three minutes. It is just me being comfortable reciting these new jokes, and trying to figure out what to do with them. There is a table right in front of me of people not paying attention, so I make it my goal to get them on board with me. I closed really strong though. The last two things I worked out actually got a big laugh which rules. I’d give this set a C. I was super happy with that. To get off on a pretty big laugh at a mic where you were bombing definitely gives me a good feeling. I thanked Buhse and said goodbye, and then headed to the final show of the night at Fallout.
Kate Carroll was hosting Fallout and Had hit her up about a spot earlier in the day. I get to the show and there is about four or five comics left to go before me. I get to see Beau Troxclair one last time before he moves to the UK. It is definitely going to suck when he goes and I am really going to miss him, but I know it will not be the last time I see him. 
There is actually a pretty good sized crowd here. Definitely the best crowd energy of the night so far. Everybody is actually doing pretty well so I am excited to go up. I order some Taquitos and burn the ever living shit out of my lip. I get to watch my buddy Jesse Jarvis and Jesse Pearlstein do their sets. I then get to see two newer comics go up before I close it out. Some people;e leave before I get up but Kate gives me a super nice intro.
I go up and the crowd is still into the show which is dope. I go into my new stuff that I worked on tonight and have a really good set for 10 minutes. Everything is working and it is all newer. I still need to sit down and tighten it up but this was a fun set. I’d give it a B. A great way to end the night. So I head to my car and drive home. I’ve got a crazy long Wednesday to get through. 
4/24
This was a super long day. I got to go on a cool field trip to a baseball game with my students. It is crazy hot and I got sunburnt. I was so exhausted by the end of the day. Then I had to leave work 30 minutes early to get to my dental checkup. I hate the dentist, but I do love how clean my teeth feel. After my gums and jaw got worked over for 40 minutes I head to WaWa to get some snacks for the road trip.
I am headlining Blacksburg Comedy Club at Top of the Stairs! It is one of my favorite rooms in the entire state. I’ve had super fun sets every single time I have been there. I got to bring my openers this time and I asked Paige and Alex if they would ride up with me and do some time. 
Tots is run by Robbie Hockett. He is a super good dude and he always treats the comics right and fair. The only problem is this is a hell of a drive. It is about 3 hours from Richmond and it has a 9:30 start time. It is also always in the middle of the week so it is brutal having to come back to get to work the next day.
I met Alex as the park and ride close to my house. He hops in and we rock out eating snacks and listening to crunchy tunes all the way to Waynesboro where we pick up Paige. Then it is another two hours in the car trying to get psyched up for the show. We are all nervous nellie’s and we always want to do our best.
We get to Blacksburg at around 8:45 after circling the parking lot for 10 minutes and there is no one in the audience yet, but that is ok. Robbie tells us that it will be a shorter show because the other two local openers called out. Which is the best possible news because sometimes the Tots show can run too damn long. So I give Alex and Paige 5 extra minutes and I figure I’ll do about 30. 
We chill and I have some family come to the show. My cousin and his family come out and it means a lot because I don’t get to see them nearly as much as I wish. I used to see them all the time when I was at school at VT. 
People start to come in including a lot of newer comics. Apparently there is a standup comedy club on campus, and they’re going to start working with Robbie and trying to do shows. They’ve actually got 3 mics a month up there now which doesn’t sound like much but that is which is huge. 
As the crowd fills out I meet the one local guy doing time. His name is Ben House. I actually know his sister through comedy. She does Improv in Chicago but I met her in Newport News before she moved. So super small world. I set up my video camera and we get the show on the road. 
The crowd is intimate but into the show which is dope. Robbie has a pretty good hosting set, and Ben gets some good laughs which always bodes well for the rest of the show. Alex had brought some hs friends out and he was up next.
Alex goes up and has a really strong 17 minute set. His jokes are working, and he had like one lull but the rest was nonstop laughs. He was killing and it was super fun to watch and see. The only thing that was weird is his next to last joke killed so hard, that his closer didn’t murder. It was an odd thing, but it didn’t screw up his set at all it just seemed weird.
After him was Paige and he went up and didn’t get the best intro. So he had to dig himself out of a hole immediately and he didn’t really choose material that is conducive to that. He was getting laughs, but I think a lot of what he was doing was a little edgier than the audience wanted. He didn’t do poorly by any means I could just tell he wasn’t happy with it. The audience just gave him weird energy, and it affected him. Still a good set, but he’s a critical dude so I knew he was going to hate it. 
Then it was my turn. I go up and opened with crowd work to get them on my side and I had a very fun and hot set. I was killing pretty hard for the most part. Some crowd work got lulls, but it always led back to big laughs which is what you want. My material worked really well, and I got some good video of some bits. At the 30 minute mark I asked them if I could do super new stuff, and so I did for the last 15 minutes. I got to do a killer 45 minute headlining set, and I felt so good about it. I know I have a long way to go, but sets like this make me feel like I have a shot of doing it. I”d give it an A-.
After the set we talk to some of the audience. Alex catches up with his friends and I got to give my family a hug. Robbie paid us, and we just shot the shit for about 30 minutes to unwind. I really wish I had off the next day. I can’t wait to come back to Tots when I am full-time (lofty dream) and just be able to party and hang after!
We get in my car and start the journey back. We rock out some more and have some good conversation about the show, and comedy in general. We drop Paige off and I high tail it get Alex to his car. After he is dropped off I head home and pass out knowing I am about to get 2 hours of sleep before heading back to work and it was totally worth it!
THAT IS IT. Caught up again. This is a good week so far and I want to keep it going. I love you laydees so much! Never forget that! xoxoxo til next time
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When you take a second to think about the feat Sony's accomplished right here, the efficiency issues are easier to miss. Within every sort, the myriad digital camera fashions vary drastically, from the bodily design, comparable to dimension and body shape, to the extra complex lens varieties, picture quality, capabilities, and worth. To know more in regards to the technical concepts and sensible demonstration of focal length and photography, be a part of 3 Months On-line Foundation Images Course. If you're headed on a trip where you count on to take lots of photos in low-light conditions, this digicam is your greatest guess. Use a smartphone to control publicity, launch shutter and receive photographs. Throw in maybe the best digital viewfinder in the business plus a beautiful touchscreen and you have got a stew going. Nikon's extensive focal vary (25 to 750 mm equivalent) means it might seize close-ups as simply as action far away. The 2 compression factors (first to focus, second to shoot) are very clearly defined, and I preferred them to the on-screen shutter button (you too can convey up the digicam app with a long-press of the bodily key). It isn't just like the 5D Mark III was a bad digicam - it was one of the best excessive-end DSLRs cash might purchase. Rather than questioning months later the place you had been while you took a specific photograph, GPS knowledge permits you to know precisely the place you were! In our tests, we discovered it does not right the left and right twist motions common to pole customers, however could have a huge effect on the amount of watchable footage. The digital camera can be set to the max 9900K and the tint at M7 and the colours look fairly good however will need some correcting in post.
It additionally lacks a touchscreen, a function we'd have appreciated as a quick and easy solution to set the main target level. Point and Shoot cameras make up a big phase of the digital digital camera market due to their ease of use and their reasonably priced price. The Twin Dial and entrance wheel keys additionally permit customers to shortly and simply alter publicity for easy pro-style control. So yeah, it will fit in your clothes and takes images that'd make your phone cry (had some macabre machine maker kitted it out with tear ducts). The PowerShot N is supplied with enhanced wi-fi capabilities, so excessive-quality photographs might be shared with family and friends even whereas on-the-go. Our selection of underwater cameras has everything for the most onerous core scuba divers in addition to the cautiously clumsy. One other major hitch for Powershot customers is the camera's poor battery life. Canon says that the sensor in this digital camera is engineered specifically for high quality shots in low mild, even at ISO speeds of as much as ISO 3200. The Canon PowerShot G16 occurs to be the camera I often suggest to any good friend who asks me what digital camera they should buy for less than $500, it actually is among the greatest pocket cameras out there. AF-S and AF-C is available in Single-point, Zone and Large/Tracking, making the Fuji-X70 versatile sufficient for many on a regular basis situations and fast paced topics like photographing kids. Olympus and Panasonic use Micro Four Thirds-measurement sensors, offering a middle floor and some excellent and reasonably priced lenses. Fast capturing pace allowed me to capture multiple photographs of the fish college because it formed and turned in a pleasing route. Out of the field, each panel on the Z3C's residence display screen carousel is completely sodden in widgets and shortcuts selling Sony's apps and providers, so you'll must spend somewhat time organizing this to your liking. Featured in two different colours, black, and silver, this digital camera is a beauty that's certain to take unimaginable pictures, whether it is day or night. As has turn into normal on most cameras, Canon's new mirrorless options NFC and WiFi, letting you easily switch footage to an iOS or Android machine. Certain, it's slightly on the hefty side, but it's nonetheless comfortably pocket-sized, is quite a looker, and was the one which we found ourselves reaching for when it came time to take a few holiday snaps on our own. When readers choose to purchase The Wirecutter's independently chosen editorial picks, it might earn affiliate commissions that help its work. Underneath bright daylight, it's going to seize the sharpest detail and deepest, most saturated color, so that recording of your child's first football recreation will capture each blade of grass. Pakistani Clothes Unstitched Cloth Kurtas & Shalwar Kameez Formal Wear Abayas & Hijabs Dupattas, Stoles & Shawls Pants & Trousers. With a wide-aperture f/1.7 lens, low-mild picture quality could be very impressive. The RX100 IV packs a 20.1-megapixel, 1-inch Exmor RS CMOS sensor alongside a BIONZ X image processor and Zeiss best pocket camera Vario-Sonnar T 24-70mm (f/1.eight-2.8) wide-angle lens. Underwater housings are primarily protective shells that encase cameras they're specifically designed round, and are sometimes made from thick plastic or aluminum, and are sometimes able to being submerged to depths of 30 meters or extra.
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