#evil clergyman

[twinktor-frankenstein]

I drew David Gale and Jeffrey Combs as Hannibal and Will for?? A reason?? Idk lol

[weyounthevorta]

Jeffrey Combs throws back his head so prettily

His Throat

Mini-fic. Not explicit. Combs character of your choice / you

He has such a pretty throat. If he exposes it to you, you’re not responsible for the consequences.

He’s next to you on the sofa, both of you relaxed and languid from the bottle of wine you just shared. You’ve been watching a movie together. Or rather, he’s been watching the movie and you’ve been watching him.

Over the last half hour you’ve been sneaking glances his way, your eyes discretely roving over his slim form as he lounges, half covered by the throw blanket on the cushion next to yours. You can’t deny that you’ve been attracted to him for some time, and judging by the way he shamelessly ogled you in the kitchen earlier when you were uncorking the bottle, you know he appreciates the way you look tonight too.

He pulls you out of your reverie as he shifts slightly on the sofa with a sigh of comfortable contentment, throwing his head back on the cushion.

He’s just fully exposed his slender white throat to your greedy gaze. Your mouth waters and your eyes narrow as they flick to his Adam’s apple, appreciating how it moves when he swallows, enjoying the unobstructed view.

Emboldened by the alcohol and unable to help yourself, you lean forward and nuzzle into him, boldly sliding your wet tongue up the entire length of that perfect ivory column, clavicle to chin.

He hums in delighted surprise, eyes slipping shut as he tips his head back a fraction further to give you better access, a small, almost imperceptible sound of pleasure escaping him as you move your fingers up his body to splay across his chest.

You pull a louder, undeniably needy moan from deep within him as you begin to gently explore his neck with your teeth. You find a delightful little place to nip at behind his ear that forces a very pretty eyelid flutter and hitch of breath from him.

He softly squirms and keens as your explorations get more daring. You’ve moved your body into his lap, and are now alternating between teeth, tongue and lips as you worship his beautiful neck.

He reaches forward to pull you flush against him, both of his arms wrapped tightly around the small of your back. You’re close enough to feel his body’s positive reaction to you.

“How did you know?” he rasps breathlessly, pulling you away from him briefly and tipping his chin down so that his mouth is a mere whisper away from yours.

“How did you know I wanted you so badly?” he murmurs as he closes the gap between your mouths, kissing you hungrily as he deftly moves your bodies to position himself above you, the movie you were watching long forgotten.

Your legs move apart to make room for him, and he presses his body weight down, pulling a desperate noise from your throat as you press yourself upward toward him on the sofa cushions, both of your bodies now aching for more contact.

You’re drunk on the taste of him. The smell of him. And as you peer upward through your lashes, you can see that you are clearly having the same effect on him that he’s having on you.

His fingers are teasing at the hem of your shirt, the pads of his fingers finding the supple skin underneath, sending a surge of warmth up your spine.

He’s desperate now. His eyes are ravenous as your mouths pull apart, raking devilishly over your body, and moving to dart between your eyes, lips, and your own tender neck. He’s wordlessly asking the question. Should I? Do you want it? Do you want me?

In reply, a wicked grin ghosts across your face as you move your chin up to expose your own throat to him. He shudders in delight, eyes darkening and lips parting as he surges forward.

[undeadgayboynes]

Jeffrey Combs characters datability tier list

With explanations; A to D, left to right

-Anton Mordrid

Pros: Literally the perfect man. Intelligent, honest, respects you, owns a bird. Communicative.

Cons: A landlord

-The guy from Cyclone (I don't care)

Pros: Very smart, respects your intelligence, will participate in your hobbies even if they don't align with his interests. Charismatic and flirty

Cons: Might die and leave you with the task of protecting a super weapon from the shadow government

-Crawford Tillingast

Pros: Earnest, hardworking, very sweet, intelligent. Will probably remember your birthday. Wears oversized sweaters you can steal

Cons: A pushover, really bad luck, probably not fully emotionally ready for a relationship

-Chaz

Pros: A dork and seemingly a wimp, but will actually surprisingly brave when necessary. Well dressed. Objectively very cute

Cons: Is named Chaz. Complains a good bit, kinda snippy. Infectious anxiety

-Andrew Paris

Pros: Fine as fuck yet highkey a dork, will tell you interesting facts about things. Does his best to be a gentleman

Cons: Kind of incompetent, impulsive. Won't set up boundaries with people trying to hit on him. Seems experienced, but I don't think he's ever touched a boob.

-Dr. Haggis

Pros: Strong morals and will do what he can to uphold them, able to keep a level head in difficult situations. Takes care of those around him. Respects you and takes what you say into serious consideration.

Cons: Lack of confidence, won't say what he means. Alcoholic and smoker with no sign of wanting to change, used as coping mechanism. Pessimistic

-John Riley

Pros: Puts on a brave face, optimistic, hard worker. Loves his family very deeply. Genuinely trying to fix his issues. Will make the right decision when push comes to shove.

Cons: Alcoholic in a way that endangers those around him. Wants conflict to resolve on its own, uncommunicative, will lie to you. When he slips, he slips hard. Has potential to be unfaithful

-Dinosaur Bob

Pros: Fun and carefree, will take you on the ride of your life. Cool mustache. Sees you as an equal

Cons: A bit TOO carefree, irresponsible and impulsive. Does a LOT of drugs and will probably try to get you to do them. Sociopathic and violent tendencies. No morals.

-Francisco

Pros: Confident. Will accept when he is genuinely wrong. Impartial party, focused on facts.

Cons: Literally no opinions of his own, will let awful things happen because an authority says it's fine. That haircut and those glasses. Extremely desensitized to violence. "Facts over feelings" motherfucker

-Shepard Lambrick

Pros: Sugar daddy, will buy you a lot of nice things and you'll definitely get in the will. Cool mustache. Doesn't let people disrespect you.

Cons: Sociopathic and violent tendencies, enjoys other's suffering. Manipulative. One percenter and proud of it. Pushes boundaries.

-Herbert West

Pros: Intelligent, passionate. Will give you gifts. Includes you in his hobbies. Does the 🥺 face

Cons: Will not listen to you nor respect your boundaries. Grand gestures instead of communication, love-bombing. Extremely jealous. Manipulative. Sociopathic and violent tendencies. Condescending, thinks he's better than everyone else, no respect for anything or anyone. Impulsive. Does the 🥺 face

-Milton Dammers

Pros: Passionate and hard working. Speaks his mind.

Cons: Will not listen to you, no ability to compromise. Probably smells bad, greasy hair. Aware of his faults and has no want to change. Obsessive. Probably into some weird shit

-John

Pros: Ridiculously hot, will rock your world. Will break rules with you, in a hot way. Makes you feel appreciated

Cons: Will suicide bait you, ridiculously manipulative. Will ghost you. Kisses a rat on the mouth. Your boundaries? Never heard of them. Will love bomb you and hold that above your head.

[cinemajunkie70]

A very happy birthday to Jeffrey Combs!

[that-one-gothic-murder-of-crows]

Props to those who get this--

[sconfittoleone]

[its-kinda-snowy]

They hate to see a girl-boss winning :/

[thedoormann]

Happy Birthday Jeffrey Combs!! Here are all my drawings of the Jeffey Cinematic Universe together

[doritofalls]

jeffreysweep 2k23

[faggotwalkwithme]

evey jeffrey combs character ive seen so far in order of hwen i watched it

wheeeee

[twinktor-frankenstein]

Jeffrey fans really need to acknowledge how good you have it😭/lh/j

[weyounthevorta]

Jonathan, Evil Clergyman (1988)

[undeadgayboynes]

What if Jeffrey Combs characters and other related characters were in Danganronpa?

Herbert West - Ultimate ??? (Re-animator)

Daniel Cain - Ultimate Doctor

Ash Williams - Ultimate Lucky Student

Meg Halsey - Ultimate Nurse

Francesca Danelli - Journalist

Crawford Tillingast - Ultimate Physicist

Katherine McMichaels - Ultimate Psychiatrist

Buford Brownlee - Ultimate Football Player

Anton Mordrid - Ultimate Sorcerer

Milton Dammers - Ultimate Special Agent

Dinosaur Bob - Ultimate Loan Shark

Jonathan - Ultimate priest

[jollyhaunt]

jeffrey combs' waist appreciation because i have needs

bonus: (bc this panel drives me into the most feral state possible)

[haveyouseenthishorrormovie]

SUMMARY: Mrs. Brady visits a creepy castle that is haunted by her lover, an evil priest who hanged himself in the very room where they had shared their forbidden love. For his blasphemous ways, he was cursed to roam the halls of the castle. Before committing suicide, he performed great acts of dark magic and sorcery, including imprisoning the spirit of a bishop and summoning forth a rat-like demon that now tortures his beloved.

Fun fact: this movie is also known as Pulse Pounders. It was made in 1988, but was only released in 2012.

The mod thinks she now has a crush on Jeffrey Combs. Look at this man, he’s so pretty!

[pagodazz]

"eh, he's alright..." I say as I delete all 508 pictures of Jeffrey combs off my phone. "it's not like I have a problem." I say