picked a bunch of mandrakes the other day
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It's high noon in Penacony...
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I can never agree with the “Jason should’ve stayed dead to haunt the narrative” for multitude of reasons one of them being that I think Jason made a more effective specter when he was alive again. A monster of Bruce’s own creation that cannot be ignored. He’s haunting the whole city. Under the red hood is about a poltergeist that knocks your shit off the walls and leaves messages in blood on the mirror and pushes you down the stairs <3
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need you all to see this bit from the us army 1943, paratrooper 'parachute jump training' video. that jump master's hand is in fact that slow. drives me insane. i'd be asking what are we.
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I will forever believe the true reason Garak is nowhere to be seen during "Doctor Bashir, I presume" is that learning that Julian is enhanced and has been successfully lying etc for so long would finally be the straw that broke the lizard's back and Garak would be overcome with lust and do all in his might to consummate their relationship (if they hadn't been doing that already), and the sexual tension would have been so bad, that by the time the audience had realised they wouldn't be showing gay human-cardassian sex on the tv screen, even the most homophobic of watchers would have been like "Garak is so out of character in this episode, literally unwatchable"
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dungeon meshi is soooo fucking great especially when it hits its stride and all characters have come into play bc it's just like
laios: I want to eat all the fucking monsters i want the monsters carnally
marcille: EATING MOSNTERS???? UNHOLY. UNCOUTH. DISGUSTING. anyway here's all the dark magic and necromancy i've got on the backburner to bring back my dragon-digested gf and also i plan to find a way for everyone to live forever at the cost of my very soul if need be
kabru, normally, in a normal tone he's rehearsed 42000 times in front of a mirror: I'M NORMAL. I'M SOOOO FUCKING NORMAL. I'M THE MOST NORMAL GUY AROUND AND I'M NOT CONSTANTLY PLOTTING ASSASSINATIONS FOR THE GREATER GOOD
senshi: I have all this trauma abt being the sole survivor of the fantasy equivalent of the franklin expedition but that's not important what really matters here is eat yer goddamn veggies or so help me
and the best part is that none of them are straight
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