#expolsions

[neonpaperlanterns]

Progress!

CRASH!

BANG!

BOOM!

Ram eyed Pentious’s door. The sound of yelling and squealing was barely audible over whatever was happening in there. Forgoing knocking they cautiously poked their head through and immediately came to regret that decision. 

The full weight of an adult snake man and at least four egg minions came soaring through the air and crashed through the door. Ram stood no chance to get away. Instead being forced to bear the results of whatever Pentious had been concocting. 

Staring up into the beady eyes of minion # 12 Ram blinked owlishly. 

“You saved us!” the eggs cheered, the snake groaned. Sitting up while cradling the bois their eyes wandered from the snake in their lap to what used to be his room. A mangled melted metal contraption lay smoking in the center. 

“Hey Pen?” Ram placed a hand on the other sinner's back.

“Yes?” His face was buried deep in the carpet so it came out muffled. 

“Uh what were ya doin in there?” The question was met with a wail of despair.

“I was just trying to help!” A chorus of confirmation and encouragement came from the eggs. 

“Yeah Boss was trying to help!” “Boss was doing the right thing!” “Don’t worry Boss, you’ll get it next time!” “You’re amazing Boss!”

Hushing the minions they picked at the suit jacket Pentious wore.

“What exactly were you helping with?” They continued to eye what looked to be a drill with too many hands. 

“The hotel is so dirty.” Pen sniffled. “And Niffty is so small!” he pounded his fists against the ground. “What is going to happen when we get more guests? That is just too much for her!” looking from the contraption and then back to the snake Ram felt a stab of fondness. Rising up from the floor they balanced the eggs and Pen in their arms. 

“Well then we should try again.” Big wet eyes snapped to look up at them. 

“We?” Pentious’s lower lip quivered as Ram nodded. 

“Then what are we standing here for? Let us get back to it!” Adjusting him in their arms as Pen threw his weight around Ram felt their eye ridges raise. Ideas and adjustments spewed from Pentious’s mouth. This new run was going to be bigger, better, and possess so many arms that it would run out of things to clean because it was going to be so damn efficient! 

As the eggs cheered, raining endless admiration upon their Boss the moment was interrupted with a scandalized screech. Standing at the end of the hallway picking at bits of scattered debris was Vaggie. Her face pinched and fists balled.

“What in the hell happened here!” and with a puffed out chest and a staggering amount of confidence Pentious said,

“Progress!”

That was not the correct answer.

[fairyable]

YE AH!!!!!!!!!!!

[ask-the-goldengate-spider]

[Part 1]

Xander: Shit... I don't know whats going down but there was just a huge expolsion somewhere back towards the main deck. Ah- fuck these alarms are peircing. Haven't spotted a chance to sneak off just yet but I will be as soon as I can! kinda just being held here in this hanger by the agents for safety...

[gcmecn]

✨✨✨✨✨✨✨💕💕💕❤️🎉🎉

// I AM SO GLAD THERE WASN'T AN GLITTER EXPOLSION FROM THIS. THANK YOU AND

[unaloid]

the showstopper,,,,, it holds a special place in my heart

YEAAAAAHHH!!! ME TOO!! heheh

this is just so great, every character is here and getting along together! OMG!!!! this one makes me insanely happy.. on my first rewatch, i was kickng my feet and punching the fuck out of my pillow. yeah sometimes i am crasy.

the drummers are really funny. i think almost everything is funny, except for one... if i ever made a cartoon show, i have 2 promises: 1, i would never make an episode about taking care of a baby, and 2, i would never have a character rapping as a joke... EVER! and thats a promise.

HEHEH........ this episode in particular hurts my heart so much THEY ARE SO HAPPY.... WAHHHH....UWAaahhh THEYRE SWEEET THEY HAVE SO MUCH FUNNNN i jus want to cry. he give hjim microphone

everyone joins their crazyness in the end and i like what sylvia says. she is SO WONDERFUL!!!!!! so the entire middle to end of this episode i am smiling too much

funny face of wander ^^ expolsions, are also funny. yup this makes me smile just as much as last time. KAY CRAZY EPISODE!

[misanthropic-wolf666]

SoT, Logbook 19/03; Spent 45 minutes fighting one crew of 2 starting in the devils roar, while fighting got attacked by a kraken, and a skeleton crew, managed to get away from kraken and skeleton crew, and the players briefly found, while deciding to head to an outpost we see a ship stationary hanging out in the middle of nowhere, head up crows nest to see whats happening, decide to approach ship and loot.

see canons firing into the water, look through spyglass its the ship from earlier fighting a megaladon, proceed to open fire on us so we return fire, ITS ON, spend the next 15-20 minutes fighting them and a megaladon. they bring an expolsive barrel on our ship we all die.. respawn quickly plug all the holes as we havent sunk yet, and bucket all the water, ANOTHER BARREL! all dead yet again, once again spawn and plug all the holes bucket all the water... its quiet... look around no ships to be seen, confused.. treasure starts floating we see one of their crew also. we are victorious! they didnt hear one of our shots that hit them or the sound of themselves sinking

[otterfemme]

And then i got so bored that everyone died from my boredom expolsion. The end

[bunbunpawz]

Jirai Kei and Jirai Onna

Do you know the difference? A lot of people are confused about this. Japanese people know Jirai onna but not always about jirai kei, while foreigners know Jirai kei and Jirai kei josei but not Jirai onna and often confused the two.  To start what does Jirai mean? Jirai means Landmine, and Kei means something roughly translated to a “type” “clique” “group” “circle” something like seperating people by gategories so like in english we have “nerds” and “jocks” it would be something like “nerds kei” “Jocks kei” etc. and it would translate to “Nerd type” “jock type” (sorry if I misspelled I am not native to English)  Now we understand that “Jirai Kei” means “Landmine Type” or “Landmine core” and often paired with a gender, “Joshi” Girl or “Danshi” Guy. There are multiple ways to specify gender but in this case “Joshi” would be most appropriate.  “Jirai Kei Jyoshi” means, Landmine type girl.  A girl dressing or acting the landmine type.  Jirai Onna, Onna being “woman” means Landmine woman.  It means a woman that is like a landmine. You don’t know why she blew up emotionally, and it can happen at any moment. Anger issues, obsession, tears etc. Jirai Onna implies she is “a crazy bitch” and not worth dating or loving. She’s explosive and emotioanlly unstable. It is a slur.  Jirai Kei is a woman that attempt to immitate this life style with clothes, and often is actually expolsive herself but finds it to be a feminine trait so rather than shame it is covered up with a cute fashion and style. The reason so many people are upset over “Jirai Kei” being the name of the fashion instead of it being something like “Girly kei” or Girly fashion style is because of the slur, they don’t want woman to go around calling themsleves awful women.  Personally, I don’t see an issue with it, it’s not like anybody is calling us an insane bitch but ourselves. It’s the same as “bimbo core” or “emo core” or any of those other things, we don’t care we chose it ourselves. However we are not asking to be hated and ironically it is the people that are trying to force us to not use a slur as our fashion name that tend to be the most harmful.

[girlspecimen]

I hate summer I hate the heat I hate humidity I hate sweating EXPOLSION EVERYTING

[dexare]

[FORES ADMINISTRATION]

[Heavily Currupted Documen...]

"National Fores Administration, Caretakers of Phantom Wilds. Leading Force tasked with the administration and control of all the abnormal aspects of Animal Kingdom."

.......

[•w•]

.......

"Such examples can be CF/1999 (the Barron Shift Mosquito) originally believed to be an Aberration because of its invisibility, It was later discovered to be natural an of no notable intrest, by the Sepian Protectorate university Army."

"...Others species like the Yeti, big foot and the logness Monter's among a variety of aquatic abominations are dealt with accordingly to their point of origin.

The N.F.A. Primerily deals with these creatures in one of three formats:

•> Eradication/Expolsion - Found to be too dangerous for humanity or originating from an Aberration. In these cases, the entities are erraticated from earth or simply driven out, then exterminated in their local of origin.

••> Population Control/Quarantine - If found to be too destabilizing to the status quo in the current time's. In such cases under the P.C.W Constitution charter, these species are under the protection of the Lesser species bill and are given restricted areas where they are allowed to exist.

•••> Assimilation - in where a creature is introduced to the general population with additional miss information of the given subject to better accommodate into humanity's hold/care as in the case with cats, dogs an spiders...."

The Fores Administration is tasked with confronting Aberration entities in real time as they appear on earth.

#ChroniclesofRebellion #Fragment

Fores: Situated at or towards the front, as compared to something els.

[bigmeatpete69420]

I FUCKINT LOVE SUBTITLES I MISS HEAR AND GET DISTRACTED ALL THE TIME

PLUS MY RIGHT EAR IS DEAF AND EVERY FUCKING MOVIE AND TV SHOW NOW A DAYS ARE GOD DAMNED EXPOLSIONS AND WHISPERS

I CANT HEAR A FUCKING SHIT WITH OUT MY SUBTITKES

"I dont like reading subtitles" stop being a little bitch

[mskenway97]

I have a problem with strawberry lollipops with gum... I love that flavor expolsion🤤🤤🤤.

[candacehughes123]

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[love-anonymously]

This is a Pyreolophore

Where’d i get the idea of fuel from

Qvo vadis?

That drew me to put these pipes and move these pens this way

Creating steaming and exaushting it out before cause an expolsion

What was it’s intial purpose 

Energy

Replicating the thing that keeps me drawing

The physical version of my divinity

Just needs fuel

As if i can’t recreate faith

Irony

How’d i know what material to use

Then from this to the idea of capturing it

Not just a drawing but the living proof

There must’ve been peculiar things about it that needed a picture to see

Like I can’t draw this

It’s 3D

And 

Camera Obscura

Another spell

From Lithography 

That was invented less than 20 years prior to all this

Love

[life-with-a-4yearold]

EXPOLSIVE!

Here we go again, another experience for you all this literally happened about 20 minutes ago, decided to take my dog for a walk, well now I wish I never the little fucker (well big fucker) only has explosive diarrhoea all over the road and path and I had nothing to clear it up with! My dog shit bag was not enough for this! So I’m trying to hold the dog and usher my 4-year-old away from the shit so she didn’t stand in it! Not only has she stood in it already, but she gagged and decided to sick on top if it. So now I got a dogs explosive diarrhoea I have now got baby sick all over the road to. I had to go to the shop buy a massive bottle of water go back to the scene of the crime and try and wash It away! I wanted to ground to swallow me up! Got home and rung my partner and all he said was “oh” oh??? Is that it?? Not even are you alright sounds quite bad, or even a ill buy a take away for dinner have yourself a nice bath. Haha who am I kidding I cant even have  shit in piece let alone a bath! Ive either got the dog watching me my 4 year old or my husband or all 3. Same as when I have a bath everyone decides they need a shit right before or during! So then must wait for the smell to fuck off before I get in it!!! All I wanna know is why? I feel like us mums go through hell lol. Thinking about leaving my husband so I can get a weekend to myself a couple times a month lol.

I’m rambling now time to go!

Life-with-a -4yearold!

[exanimateisacomic]

Levi sits on the floor of their room. His back resting against the foot of their bed.

He sat blankly stating at the air in front of him, seeing flashes of faces screaming at him.

Screaming in agony.

These are the faces of the demons he ate when he lost control.

He can hear the gurgle of them screaming through torn throats, the heavy splats of their gushing blood.

He winces as they flash in his vision, tears slowly rolling down his cheeks and his whole body began to tremble.

He buries his head in his arms and suppresses his sobs as to not bother the rest of the Lynch family.

Eliza was walking by when she heard his muffled cries. She peers in from the hallway and sees him. Feeling more sympathetic towards him, she slowly approached their doorway.

"H-hey, levi?" She asked in a soft tone of voice

Levi jerked his head up and locked eyes with her. She could see the tears in his eyes.

"Oh! I-I am sorry. Was I too loud? I-" he whimpered, rubbing his eyes with his sweater cuff. “I did not mean to-“

"N-No, no you weren't. I was just-“ she stopped herself “honey, whats going on?" She replied, taking a step into the room.

Levi scooted away from her "uh...well, I... uh..." he winced once more "I am just- uh..."

Eliza looked at him, her look of curiosity melting into one of concern.

The tears welled back up as Levi drove his head back into his arms and started crying loudly.

"I CAN NOT STOP SEEING THEM."

Eliza felt herself jump back at this sudden expolsion of emotion. "Seeing what?"

Levi contunied, taking staggered breaths as he spoke "THE- THE DEMONS I SLAUGHTERED.”

Eliza looked surprised.

Levi continued “I SEE THEIR FACES, SCREAMING AT ME! PLEADING FOR MERCY! I-I DO NOT WANT TO SEE THEM ANYMORE I- I AM NOT THAT MONSTER ANYMORE BUT THE FACES, THEIR SCREAMS I-"

Levi stopped when he felt a tight squeeze arouns his body and was lifted into the air.

Eliza had scooped him up and craddled him like a swaddled child.

"Shhhhhhhh." She said softly.

Levi hugged her back, hugging tightly and sobbing into her shoulder.

"I...I am sorry. I never wanted to hurt people. But Seth need help...and I was not myself when I took control." He mumbled

Eliza patted him on the back.

"I know, I know. And you have shown incredible growth and strength since you been here.”