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NIKI NIHACHU DUMP!!
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kosi-annec · 8 months
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[BNHA] Season 4 episode 9
damn it been a while, anyway, SAVING ERI ARC
AMAJIKI PLS REST BBY
Lmao kiri is very simple minded and we love him for it
Aizawa that's less of a theory and just u stating facts at this point, legit just predicted the villain's quirk
Y'all supposed to be villains why u giving up info so easily bruh
Ah yes, classic anime, long internal monologues that might as well be dialogue
HSKHSKSH Fat gum did the rolling girl meme LMAO
WAIT THAT'S HOW KIRI GETS DOWN THERE?? I forgot how he got seperated with fat gum, i thought it was thru someway else lol
OMG NOOO KIRI, HE JUST GOT THAT POWER UP NOOOOO
Oh hey magic barrier dude, legit just a fucking psychic lol
EYO DON'T DISS ON MY BOI LIKE THAT
Well, that takes care of the shield problem at least
Ngl himbo guy doesn't sound that bad lol
Unfortunately, kiri, you don't just get stronger in a day outta nowhere realistically speaking, u legit JUST got that power up
KIRI NOOO BBY PLS, YOU'RE A TEENAGER, A GODDAMN CHILD PUT IN A SITUATION WHERE U MIGHT DIE, OFC UR GONNA BE SCARED
... is that a fucking animal crossing reference?? That's tom nook u can't tell me it isn't
omg right his hair is naturally black
"Your body moves before your brain can think" ah i get it now, to be a pro hero ur body's gotta overcome the freeze instinct
LMAO FUCKING MINA NEVER CHANGE QUEEN
.... oof, fuck yeah wut kiri's old classmates just said: "its all about entertainment value". That literally just proves shigaraki's point that pro heroes are becoming less like saviors and more like celebrities
Ey first appearance of the giant. Is it just me or does giganto look... Shorter in this scene??
MINA TO THE RESCUE! and goddamn that slide in!
OH MINA LIED?? I DIDN'T KNEW THAT! smart girl sending him to the popo... Actually nvm that might've gotten a bunch of ppl killed
... goddamn ok thats inspirational as fuck. Its ok to be scared, its natural, but its how u get thru it is wats important. You can beat urself up over the past mistakes, but ya gotta keep moving forward
Omg wait they were next to each other during UA entrance exams!
HHHHH OMG THEY'RE SO CUTE I CAN'T
YASSS COME ON KIRI GET UR ACT TOGETHER
oh right thats how fat gum's quirk work
THAT WAT U THOUGHT PSYCHIC MAN!
holy shit– i forgot how hot fat gum was, he can look cute AND handsome, get yoself a man that can do both
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weirdofor5sos · 2 years
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eyo i wrote a lil poem inspired by the encanto movie, idk i hope you enjoy i guess
Camilo's not okay and no one is,
He has anxiety, he claimed it his,
And no one knows how deeply he is stuck in this.
Sometimes he cries to lullabies his mother liked to sing,
Instead of her, he sings them now, she's sick of everything.
Attention = zero, loving = none, and where the heck did this one go?
Camilo's crying, reaching out for help,
But no one hears him, no one's holding out a hand,
Is there a point of suffering at all?
The suffering will start to take its toll.
Dolores hears Camilo's cries and she can't do a thing.
What can she do when all she does is quietly bleeding?
She's bad at helping, like at love, but who am I to judge?
If she can't help and she can't love, well, maybe I would grudge.
Her heart is bleeding and so sore, "Oh God, can't take it anymore".
Let's take a look at someone who's obsessive about thoughts and rules.
This is our Grandma, Alma's here.
Today she brought us a new meal
A portion, full of lies and cries
Of questionings and darkest times.
Should I continue or enough?
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nompunhere · 3 years
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The Traveler and the Tiny Ghost - Chapter 1 (H/ollow K/night Fic)
eyo I’m writing another fic. this time it’s multiple chapters. this first one doesn’t have much going on, sorry. It’s mostly just setup for the g/t that’s coming in the next chapter, and I wanted to post it now.
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Characters: The Knight (Ghost), Quirrel, Mask Maker Word Count: 2,175 Warnings: uhhhh Mention of Violence? idk, nothing much happens in this chapter. Bugs, obviously Other notes: This chapter may not be that interesting, but I got Plans. If everything goes according to how I think it will, the next chapter should have G/t, and then the following one or the one after that will have vore. If you’re not interested in vore but you wanna read G/t, then there’ll be a good stopping point just before the chapter(s) with the noms
Chapter under the cut
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The hot spring bubbled peacefully around him as Quirrel allowed himself to slip further under the water. How fortunate he was to have found this! Especially in such a place as oppressive as Deepnest. The trek to get here had been far from pleasant, but it increased his gratitude towards the find tenfold. Finally, a moment of respite. The sound of rushing water drowned out the screeches, skitters, and rumbles of infected beasts navigating the surrounding area. It couldn’t quite cover the sound of the fast-approaching whistle of something falling, however.
The pillbug had just enough warning to curl himself up before a massive wave of warm water rushed over him from the falling object’s resulting splash. As soon as it passed, he uncurled slightly, and then fully with a small chuckle at the sight before him.
“Quite the fall that was, my friend. Are you alright?”
The little wanderer looked over at Quirrel from where they floated in the middle of the spring, having just been staring up at the hole they had apparently fallen from. They huffed, righted themselves, and waded over to sit near him. Quirrel allowed another chuckle to slip through and relaxed back against the shore of the hot spring.
“What a thrill this is, to find such warm comfort amidst this den of beasts,” he mused. The smaller being looked up at that, prompting him to continue. “This is a ferocious place no doubt. Supposedly, there’s a village deep in the warren. Its inhabitants never accepted Hallownest’s king.” The wonders of this fallen kingdom truly never ceased. Once he got a good look around the aforementioned village, Quirrel planned to leave this area. As interesting as it all was, it was fraught with danger, and it was best not to take unnecessary risks when he still had plenty more to see. Perhaps he could go to the area above Deepnest next? He hadn’t been able to get to the storied Queen’s Gardens previously, but there may be a route connecting it to the kingdom of beasts.
He was drawn out of his thoughts by the sound of sloshing. A short distance away, Quirrel’s small friend was bouncing up and down, creating circles of gentle waves that rippled through the water. Once they saw that they had his attention, they drew their nail and sent a splash his way. Quickly ducking his head to shield his face with the large mask he wore, the traveler smiled. The spray settled, and he looked back up. The wanderer's nail was still drawn. Quirrel didn't quite trust the look they were giving him. He ducked his head again and kept it that way through the following onslaught of splashes.
"Are you having fun?" he asked when their bombardment ceased. A single nod. He was about to say something else, when a black forelimb reached forward and touched his mask. The one on his face, not the one atop his head.
"...Yes?" Quirrel was feeling rather awkward, he had to admit. Their gaze was piercing, but he got the sense that they weren't staring at him, rather, at his mask. Their head was tilted a bit too far to the left to be looking into the eyeholes. Their somewhat cool hand rubbed downward a bit.
"Um," he responded intelligently. Just as he moved to lift his own hand out of the water, the little wanderer pulled back, shook their head a few times, and waded out of the hot spring. As they neared one of the exits to the room, they turned and waved. Quirrel waved back haltingly.
Now what was that about? He chased the odd interaction from his mind and decided now was as good a time as any to follow their example and head out.
Sighing, he lifted himself out of the water and went to retrieve his nail from where it rested against the nearby bench. Time to see about finding that village he had mentioned, then.
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As interesting as the remnants of the Weaver’s hanging abodes had been, Quirrel found himself eager to leave. One of the Beast’s devout had spotted him as he explored the largest of the structures, and though it wasn’t too difficult to escape the situation without injury, he didn’t want to repeat it. The Queen’s Gardens sounded like a much more appealing place to visit at the moment.
A few hops upward, and Quirrel came to rest in an alcove. The light above was sparse through the foliage and scaffolding he could see, but it was welcoming compared to Deepnest's oppressive dark. The pillbug enjoyed dim conditions, sure, but this was on another level.
Once he caught his breath, he took notice of a steady tapping behind him, along with what sounded like muttering. Turning to look deeper into the alcove, it was now clear that a lumafly's light illuminated a space further in. Quirrel must've been too focused on the light above to see it sooner.
He heaved himself back up and brushed himself off, then walked down the small corridor he had found. The tapping increased in volume, as did the muttering. The traveler stepped out into a small room covered wall-to-wall in masks of all shapes and sizes, with a long-limbed bug crafting them at a worktable in the center. It was honestly impressive; even excluding all the completed works around them, they were both chiseling out a new one and painting an almost-finished one simultaneously. Quirrel idly wondered where they got the material for all of those. They sure seemed to be producing them at a frightening pace, but with the combination of the stasis and lack of sane customers, there was something to be said about the pileup of spare masks.
“Ah, hello there,” Quirrel began. He didn’t have to say much before the strange bug’s mutterings shifted seamlessly into something more intelligible.
“A mask he wears, and a mask he carries. A burden given freely so long ago. Does he know the truth of what lies so close to his mind, to his heart, or does he remain ignorant to the purpose of his ordeal?”
...Scratch that previous thought regarding intelligibility, then. As much as Quirrel wanted to pick apart the information he was just given, something drew his mind away from it. Probably just his curiosity, as this was a fascinating bug for him to have stumbled across.
“Please excuse the rather obvious question, but you are a Mask Maker, I presume?”
“Indeed. Masks I craft, to provide faces to this kingdom’s faceless. I see you are familiar with the concept.”
Quirrel gave an absent nod, only half-invested in the conversation. An idea had come to him, though a rather peculiar one. He only hoped that the Mask Maker would not take offense at his request.
“Could I commission you for a specific mask?”
“Two masks you bear, and yet you ask for another. What would be the purpose of this mask?”
“It’s a, erm,” Quirrel faltered. How to describe it? “I suppose it’d be a memento, of sorts. Not meant to be worn, small enough to carry easily, just something to remember someone by.”
The pillbug thought he heard a brief pause in the repetitive chipping of the larger bug’s chisel, but he couldn’t be sure.
“Does he come here to make a mockery of my work? Does he not understand its importance? So many masks to make already, faces for others to use. What makes him think I could create something as simple as a trinket when there is more important work to be done?”
And now he’s gone and offended them. Better fix that mistake, and fast. This was important, but what could he say to emphasize that without making it worse?
“Ah, no, my apologies. It was not my intention to belittle your work. I understand its magnitude better than most, I’d say! These masks have helped me greatly over the course of my travels—both of them. I’d consider a memento almost as important. I’ve made a dear friend during my time here in Hallownest, but I have no physical traces of their existence, should my memory fail me. I have this feeling that it’s failed me before, and I don’t want to be left with nothing in the event that I never see them again. So- please.”
They worked in (relative) silence for a few moments longer, then replied, cryptic as ever, “A heavy burden he already bears, and yet another he would place upon himself. Concealing his own identity, alongside carrying multiple others’... If that is your wish, it shall be done. What exactly do you want made?”
Quirrel’s eyes widened in hope, before he scrambled to answer their last question. He made gestures as he described the pale shell of his wandering friend, then sheepishly asked if they had a piece of paper he could sketch it onto.
“No need. I believe I know what being you speak of. It shouldn’t be too hard to replicate, though different from my standard work. Come back after one sleep cycle; it will be done by then.”
Hmm. His small friend must have come here recently. Perhaps that would explain why they had been so interested in his mask back at the hot spring? It made the interaction seem a bit less odd in hindsight, though there was no denying that it had still been incredibly awkward. Quirrel nodded and made to leave, but then turned back to face the Mask Maker again at his next realization.
“Oh, sorry, I forgot to ask; what would you like in terms of payment?”
“I require none,” they replied tersely. “Faces I grant to all who’d request. Not task for I, but aid, gift to a world deserving. Though your request is not for a face, I honor it the same way. Besides, I’ve no use for Geo.”
Again, fascinating. There was nothing left to do there for the moment, however, so the traveler made his way out. He wasn’t particularly tired, so he decided to see if he could leap his way up to that hole in the ceiling that presumably led into the Queen’s Gardens.
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Some exploration and a “night” of rest later found Quirrel heading back to the Mask Maker’s workshop. The Gardens hadn’t been any less dangerous than Deepnest, as it turned out. The mantises he came across had been particularly hostile. The pillbug hadn’t gotten to explore much of the area, but what he did see gave him plenty to think about. The Love Key now present in his satchel came to mind. What could it possibly unlock? ...On second thought, perhaps it was something best left untouched.
The ever-present sound of muttering and tapping let Quirrel know he was drawing closer to his destination. Anticipation filled his shell as he entered the chamber covered in finely-crafted masks, brushing past the hanging lichen that was so prevalent across the dead kingdom.
The first thing to catch his eye was the Mask Maker, still at their work table, still chiseling out one mask and painting another simultaneously, though they were different from the ones he’d seen on his previous visit. The question of whether they ever took a break from their self-imposed work briefly crossed Quirrel’s mind. The second thing he noticed was the tiny white shape sitting on the corner of their desk.
“He returns. The request has been fulfilled, but be mindful: though this mask was not crafted to be worn, should anything be able to put it on, it would function the same as any other. This includes the shift in identity that comes with changing one’s face.”
The traveler had picked up the memento and examined it as the craftsman spoke. The likeness was remarkable. It was truly like he held his wandering friend’s shell in his hand, only miniaturized. Though it didn’t have the faint glow that their shell seemed to have, it still reflected more light than the average mask. It was even fully hollow, with the eye and neck holes made to the exact proportions. He found it odd to be able to see inside rather than have his view blocked by impenetrable darkness. The only notable difference in terms of shape was that the pronged horns seemed a bit sharper than they should have been, though maybe that was just an effect of downsizing it from the original so much, Quirrel couldn’t be sure.
“Amazing,” he murmured, tilting and weighing it in his hands.
“If you are satisfied with my work and have no other requests, begone. There is much work to do.”
With how quick and precise the Mask Maker’s movements were as they continued to craft, Quirrel somewhat doubted that his presence was interrupting them in any way. Not one to be rude, however, he thanked them and took his leave.
He should probably take some time to consider his next destination, but before that, he could afford to take a few minutes to sit just outside and admire his new “trinket.”
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I feel like this next bit shouldn’t be necessary since nothing related really happens this chapter, but I’m putting it here anyway:
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glacierbash · 5 years
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Find The Word
Eyo,, it me again, tagged by @ladynyxeris (Thank you again!!)
the rules were I had to post a WIP (or several) containing the words I had to find. The main problem? I couldn’t find any in my WIPs. So... I cheated and wrote a new thing.
I’M CALLING IT A WIP BECAUSE IT’S NOT EDITED OR ANYTHING, OKAY >:0
My words were smile, sky, hope, horizon. In case you can’t tell, not being able to find any of those is... pretty sad. I could find smile, but... that’s it.
Anyways I’m going to tag @sadisticpyromanicicecube, @floofy-choofy, and @a-tired-elf. Typical reasons, I’m 90% sure one of them won’t bite my hand off, and the other two are close friends. 
Anyways, your words are: Fear, lies, tears, grin.
              “This is the biggest waste of time ever. Why do I have to be the one to go and ‘observe the Conclave’.” Asek Adaar snorted, continuing on the well-worn path she walked. Of course, she was the one that was required to go and protect the Divine. Or was it one of the mages? Yeah, she was hired, but that didn’t mean she cared. Whatever. She would ask when she arrived.
              She looked down, managing to stop just in time to avoid stepping on a nug. The animal looked up and did that sniffing-squealing thing it always did. It made Asek smile, just a bit. “You should get off the road, buddy. You’ll get stepped on.” Asek nudged it with her foot, only to have the nug flop onto its stomach, baby hands flailing. She sighed and knelt down, reaching to pick it up. The nug rolled around and grabbed onto her and refused to let go. “…Oh boy,” Asek mumbled with a laugh. She picked it up and stood. The nug squealed again and let go of her hands, flailing around now. She laughed again and set it down.
              The nug skittered away, off of the path. At least now, if it was going to get killed, it wouldn’t be because of getting stepped on. Asek looked up to the sky, humming. The sun hadn’t begun to set yet, but that didn’t mean it was smart to continue her trek. She sighed and continued walking again. Next nice place to bed down, she was going to take it. The Temple of Sacred Ashes was visible in the distance, but there would be no way to make it in time tonight. Her company would already be there; it would be fine if she was a little late.
              There, on the side of the road was a fine place to camp. Hidden enough that if you weren’t paying attention, you probably wouldn’t see her. Asek walked off the path, ducking down low to reach her resting place. It almost looked too perfect. But that didn’t matter. She took off her pack, setting it down at the center of her new camp. A few minutes later and a small tent was set up as well, soon followed by a fire. She sat down, sighing as she watched the crackling flames. Certainly, one of her more comfortable arrangements.
              Asek closed her eyes, smiling as she rested. Several more minutes passed, and then there was another squeaking sound. She opened one eye and smiled even wider. It was the nug from before, creeping forward. “Hey, buddy. Come to say hi?” She asked. The nug froze, and then skittered forward. It stopped when it was beside her and prompted curled up. Asek rubbed the head of the nug. It squealed happily.
              Asek looked up to the sky again. The sun was beginning to set now, and the air was beginning to chill. She gave the nug one last pat and crawled into her tent. The nug followed her inside, curling up next to her. She laughed. “Well. You’re nice. It’ll be nice to have some company.” She then closed her eyes. Sleep came easily.
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              When she woke up early the next morning, she didn’t expect the nug to still be there, but it was. It was a pleasant surprise, that’s for sure. Asek crawled out of the tent, tapping the nug lightly. It woke up with a start and trotted after her. The fire had died out sometime in the middle of the night. Less work for her. Asek quickly began to undo the tent, humming a small song as she did.
              And soon, she was off. This time, with a companion. The nug had snuck into her bag, its head popping out. It squealed as Asek put the pack on her back. She grinned, reaching back to rub its head. And then she started off again. Hopefully, she wasn’t too late.
              The sun was still low in the sky, but it was no doubt day. Asek frowned; if she was lucky, she should arrive just as the conclave started. If not? Then she’ll take a punishment. Sure, this was going to be a huge event, but… it was just squabbling. A bunch of grown men and women arguing and complaining about… whatever. It was honestly a waste of time. A ball or something, on the other hand? That was actually enjoyable. Not like she’s ever been to one, though.
              Asek shook her head. No use complaining. The nug sniffed at her ears, squealing as it did. Asek sighed and smiled. At least she had a friend to accompany her.
              The closer she got to the Temple, however, the more she was filled with dread. Something was very wrong, very off. Had her brother been here, she would’ve made a joke about being able to smell it. But of course she couldn’t smell it. She just… Felt like something was off. Way off. And working with a mercenary company means you learn to trust your intuition.
              “Something’s wrong, buddy. You can feel it, can’t you?” She asked the nug, who squeaked nervously. She was about to say something else, perhaps even make a joke, when it happen.
              The sky tore open.
              The echoing boom hurt her ears, and despite being several miles away, she could feel the shockwave. A quick glance to the horizon answered any and all questions she had: The Temple of Sacred Ashes was gone.
              Asek’s throat was dry. She could barely stand. Divine Justinia was in there, as were the leaders of the respective groups. With their heads missing… Chaos would ensue.
              It was a terrorist attack, it had to be. No doubt a successful one, as looking up to the sky revealed what looked to be a rip in the sky itself. It was green and from it, things started to pour out. Multiple green flashes, hunks of something falling from the hole. The nug sniffed in her ear. Yeah. It was bad.
              “Oh… Oh, shit.” She looked back at the nug. “My… Some of my friends were in there. Shit… Shit, come on.” She started jogging forward, only to stop a second later. “No way, not at all. If I go there at all… No, I’d just be a suspect. Why would I run towards an explosion? But… dammit, what do I do?” Asek looked at the nug again. “One sniff for go, two for stay.”
              The nug sniffed once.
              “Dammit. Okay, I’ll… See if I can’t find members of my company.” And she started running again
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i,,into th  is so,,ot;;hIng sweet usyru,p
wiht its distinctive golden  gl,,ow you know a  a0s...
Ho,ne y!m
- That ,, g,,irl w,,as ho,,t. - S7h;e.'s m,y  ou  s`in,!;;
.. - Sh.e.. is.? i  - Yes,  wwe',,re   alll , co;usv,ins.
-.. Ri  ght . Yoju're ,,i rgh..t;;. - A  t ;Honnex, we oc,nstnayl st,R  iv,,ve
 .. toi   mj us;tprove e,,v,eer,y asspect of ,,bee  epxxistte  ncv.e
The,,es ;;beess ;;a,re,, stres,,ss-tess,tin;;g
a,, n,,eww he;lme;t ttechnol..Og;;y .
-  ..Waht doo yo,o;u thin0k h,,eu.. ma,Ke,,s?; - N.ot en,ough... ,
eH..ree ; ew; have ouur; l,ate st av..danvCecm,en  ,. T,he ;;K..r,elmAn.
,, - hat does hatt  o,? - Oaft,ch,,e,s that l,itTTi,,l..e s;;tr,A;;ndd ;;of  hoo..n,ye 9 ,,   ta3h,, t,,ansg   ,,afftr you ..pcoju irt.  S
aaves,,s;; us..m ,,illion;;s..
;;   Oa,,n anyone w o r,k,, o,n   t5he KreLma?
 O;;f ,,couur  s e. Mot s,, bee jobs ..ar;e small    on,,es. B..ut ees k,,n Ow
tha,,t ,eerY s  mall,,l ..job, ij,,f i  t',s d.oneew eepl,,l,   means  a lot.;; .  , u tBchhooes ac,,r;efu l;l,y
b,,ec,,au sle3 ,, you,,'ltl ;;s,,atyy ni , ;;th0 j,eo  b ,,you ,,pcI k,,fodr   ,therest ,o.fyou li..fe.
,   The.. 1sm,,e jo.. b the rest o fyou ,rliF,e?,, IDid..n't knwo 5,that ,
W ha;;t',s the, dif4ference? ,
oyull'   be hap  p..y to kn..o  nwth,,at   bee,,s,
e.as  a s.pe;c;ies,e h aVen;;';thad   onne day of,f
in   ,,27 millioo,,n ye;;ar,,s .
So you'll, us  stw   ok,,r us ,,to dea.th??,,
We'.ll   sur;e tr.;;y ;
W\ow! Th at bl].e w..my ,mind!;
",,Wwhat'/s the..h d iffen,ece?  " oH;;w can yjou say t ta??,,
 ;; One job fo[rveee  r?. Tha,t3'y..s ,an p.nIs ane  cch;oicce t. h,,ave ot mak.;;e
I''m r  e.li,v;ed.  N..ow e  only h,,ave .to m,ake ,o  ne dc,eisio,n i  n life.
,,Bu.t,   A;damm,,; how co  uld th,e.y, enverr hav;; e;told ,,us,, thaT,?e ;; ,, Why wou;ld yoo nu.uquesti..o  n an0ything W'ere, bee.
We're ttl,,he,, mo;;s  t preef ct;;ly functio,,ni;;ng Socc iet o,n   ,Eart,h
,, ; You e..ve  eR th;;in` may,be things wo,,ork a illtttle t,,oo wel;l heere?,,
;;   Lik..e wwhh  at?,, Gv,,e   me ;; one exaamP le.
 I o..d;n;;'t   knoww. B  u,,t yo,u ,k;no wat .I'M..t a;;lkki,n;;g,,  a..bo..ut.
P,lee,,aess mclea.r h ett, ;g;a,,t.e . RRo  ya;l ceta,ar; FForce   on ap;p;roa..c..h.,, ,, ..
;;Wait ,a s,,ceod. Ohec ki o u,t 4.,
-.. Hey.., t,,ho..es aree P  Pollen; J,o;c,k8  s!..!.. - Wow.
,,I've, neve.r ss;een t,t,h,,em thIs, c lose.
;;  m..Tc h,e.y konn;w wh;atit's, ;;li,,ke oout,si.de t.he hi5v,e,.  
zYeah, b,ut ,,S om,,e  doo  n',,t c;om  e ;;bac;;k..
..
- ,,He..y,,, J6occk,s;! -, Hi,, J;;occks!
oYu gyus di;d.  great;;! ,
You.u',,re monns.sTerS! Yu  O''re ssy f..rea;ks! I, ,lOv e it! I loo,ve, ;;it!
-k I wo,Nder .w,ehre  te;h y we;;re. -i. I,,I don't ;kn,ow.,
..Thheir d,,ay'`s   ,,not ..pla  nnneed.
Outside,, ;;hte, h;;i,Ve,,, fly5in,g ,, w,,woh ,knowss wh..e,,re, doin who kn ows;   wha  t.
oY  u can'tJus,t .d,ecicde t ob    e, aPol.lne Joc,,k... oYu,,u ;;haav,,ev  ,,tO,, bbe bred for th.at.
  .. Rihgt. 0,   L..ook ., That's ;;mor,,e po..lllen thaan you. ..a.nd ,I will ste;e   ;;in a l,,lifetim   j.ustt..e.
. , tI''sj ust   a sttuAs symbol. Bees.. ..ma.k..e too m..ucH H;;of it.
,,Pe7h,r,,apS;.; Unlse;;s ]youu're,, ;;wearr;ing it and ;th;;e l.l,,a  des.. se; eyo;;u   wearing,, .it.
hTose, adi ess? Arfne' t,hteyy,  our,, cousnss to.oo?? , .  
Di  stn  t.,. D istant.
;; Looo ka  t the,,se ;twwo.
 - Oouple ..of Hiveep.  Har.y.
- L et's ha;ve fun wit  h ..th  em.. ,,
It   muuts..  be dangerrous ;e  b in;;g ..A Polen  oJck.
 .. Ye.h. One,C; a bear  ,,pin;;n]ed m;ea
gain.st a, mushroom!
,   He hha..da,, aa  p;a;;w  on my t;;hr oAt,, and ;iwwth tthe  oth  er,  he; wAs fs..lap,,p.ingw me;;
, .- Ohh,, my  !..- Inve,er, thought ;I'd,, .kn;;oc hhim.   j  ust out.
 ;; WWhat w..weere you;; dooig d..ur,,ign t,thi..is
Trying ;;o ale,e,,r9..t t,hee aut,ho,or;it..ie,s.
,   I caan a;;utorgaph,,t ha,t .
;A liitt,, eeg;;u..stgy out th,,ere.. todaay;, wa,sn,n't i,,t,, co,mrrad  es?  Yea,h. ;;Gu.usyt. n
We're h;;iTinga,,  su;un,f  loW;;e.r .. ptach six miiles fromm o,,h;eret   om,orrrow.
 .. - Si,,x ,milees.,,, hu;;h? -Barr y!
,,A puddle jump ..f;ro s,u bu t mmaybe. yo;u..'e rrnot up   .fo;r t
,, - ,Maabye  Ia,m... -..- Y,,ou,, rae n  ot,! ..
,,We,r,e g,,o..n;;i,,g. 9,,000 ,,at   ;J-Gate.
,,
,Wha  ,,to y8,,ou thiNk,,, .bUzzy-m,by,,o?.. Ar;;e ,yOu be6e, e no,ugh?s ,  .. II iM,g ht,, b.e. It all d;ep,e  nds o n hA,,t, ,,09000 meean;;s.
 .. HEy,,, Hon,ex!
Dad, yO  u su;;rr ise me,.  e
,, Yoou  de.ciid;;e   .whh,at, you're it,n  er;estt,ed in? ,,
-;; Well,,. the re..'s a l;;ot, .o,fchoi ces . ..- ;;But; youu  ,on..ly; ;;g;;e;t ,o;;ne.
,Doz you eve rget bore..dd oiin;g ..the sam;e job e,ve,,ry dday?
, ,, ,   Son, le,t ..me t;;el.l ou ..aboUt sti,rr i..ng,,. .
Y o  u\; g;;r,,aBt ha.t, s;tick,,, a,,n;;d; you j u3st.. .mv oe i    a,,rouu,,nd,  a;nd  you ,s  tri  it ;a,,r;ou n;d,.
Yoo,u ,,gett yo,u rsEl.f into a ,,r,h;y th .m   IIt's,s abeauaatifu lthing..
. Yo;u know, ..D,ad, the m,,o,r/, I tinkn abut i;t,,
.   maa,,ybe5 t;;he hone,y;; fi..el,,d ,,jut issn't ;; i,rght fo[r. ..me,,.;;
 . You. ;;w,,ee thinknigg of, what,t, m,aki,,ing;; b,all,,ono aanim 9justa  ls;;?
T..ha;t'ss aa;; b;ad  ..j,Ob fr a guy,, witrh,, a sting;;er.
 . ,,J.a  ent, your s  on's ,n,ot su;r..e h want  s to ,go in.to ohney!
-- Bry  r,.. youu a.r  e soo f,unn y.som\e,,tim.j,,  uteS;;. - I'm no,t tyign  tto  be1 nuny...
You;;' r,e o;;t fun;ny! .Yoou're go..in g i,ntor o,ney.; u.O rson,; thee sst,,ti6r,re  r!!,,
. - You`;;'re,, g;onna ;; be , ti  rrer? -- No;; oone.e'sv liisteeni;ng t,,o me.!
; Waitt ti  ll ,,yo se e,the s;ti icks; I   h.av,e.
II4 cold say antyhing righ;;t n..o. I'm g,,onnna,, gee..t..a,,n ant  tattoo,!
;e9Lt''.s opE..n S,,om e  Hon ey aan;d ceLerba,e!
. aMybe I 'll ; ,,piier;rce, My tohr,,a.X. Shaa,,ve m..y,  a ntenn,,nAe.
;; Shaac,k upw , ithx aa r;ga.s,,sophper..G e t a ,,   ogld tooth and cal,l  le.veryb0od ""d,,awg"!
I',,m,so p;;roud.
, ,- Wer'e  stadrtking  w,or;;k today  ! --; T,,od  Ay's  th day . , Oo5..mee o,n!  All,, thee go,,od;; j obb swli,l, b;;e g,onoe../;;
,, Ye,ahh, r igh..t.,,
 POl;;le,n o5cunting, st;;n,,ut bee.,,, ..oiPuing, ..stirr[re, froenn,,t d,,esk, hhairi; ;removal...
.   r,,-;; Is.. itt sitL la,vailabbl le  ? - ;HnA ;;Gon,.    Two. l  l/eft!
O  n e ;o.f;; .th em',,s yours! ,,Oongr at,uL..at ioons! Step to   the sid e  .
- W  hat'd. y.ou geet? -. iPc,,ki  n  g cr;;udv; ou,,t;. Stel,,lar!!
.  , W  Wow  w!
,
 Oopule..e of new,,bies?
0 ,, Yes, sir!,, Ou,r f i1re.st   d,,a;;y! W e  aare r,,e;ady.!
;   Ma kae;; yo,urco\hci,e.,, ,, .   - Y,o..u afnt t ogo fi;;rst.. ?-,, No, yo;;u, go.
,,   Oh, ,my;. m.Wh;;at..'s avia..lab,l.e?
..   ,Res,tr.oo.m 7atttendnt''.sop,en,nO,,t fr..o the re;as;ony o,u think.
,, , -  A ny,, chan ce off. .g,,e;t.ting ht rKelmmaan? - ;;S..u,,re,,e,  ..youus're oo,,n.
I 'm   so so.rR,,y, oth,,e  ..KRe.l7ma  Nj.ust closed, out.
W aW..x;m onkey,,'s,, alw  ays o  op;en .
Th,e;; Krelm,a.n,,  o,,pEne  e;d up agaiN
;   Wh;at ahpp e;ned ;;
A .b  ee dd,,i;ed. aM,eks  a,n o,,pen;;ing   Se.e ? ,He;;' s, ;dea;;d...  ..An1othee.r  dead'o  ;ne.
..De..da..y.  ,Deaadiffe,,d.. T  wo m,,o,re 8dead.
D,,ed  ad fr,,o,m. the; nec.Kup. De,,ad; frO.m t;;h e   neck  dow,,n. TH..at',s ife!
. ; Oh,, thii S; ..is,, s.o ,h ard
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Heeatingk., cooo;;liinng, stunnt be e,  pourer, stiRrrre,. p  i hhu,M  i  mg,n,,,   in.specot  r nu m,,e,,br seven ,,l  int coordiNN;atOr, ..striipes  up;;re,vi,,sor;,
m,ite   wra,a ngler. ,,Baryr,, w,h a,t do you tthink,, I  hs;s;;ould..,,.,, aBBr,,ry?
 ;; BBa  rry!
..All  r,ight, we',ve o,t t he seunflower  pptac h .. i..n qua..drant ninE... ,, .What h;appenezd, ,,t;;o yo,u Whe,,er a;;ar  e; y,ou?..
.. ] - ;I,'m,m  go..i;ng,out. -, 2.u?ttq,, Out whe,,re ?
- O;u,,tthere.
e- - Oh,,,   no!o,,
  I  h,a  veeto, ,before I got o w,o,,rk fo, rthe rrets. OO.f myy,, ilfe.
Y  o  u'r, e,,go,oNna die!! , Yo'ur,,e craazY!; HH..el,,loh?
; Anno  ther c,all .comin..gin.
 . I fa;nyoo e.'s; feEll;i.ng b,,ra..ve, ;ther,e''s   a K,,or  ean  eli ;on 83rd
y thattegt,s tehi,r ,rose Stoda  y..;;
. .. eH  y,,,gu  yss...
; /,- Lo;ok,, oa,t tt hat.,, -   I\,n't hta,,T  the kid, w.e ;; s;a;w yesterday?
 ,,  Ho,ld  t,  so,,n,, Fli;;gc.ht ,dEck'sres,strIcted.
;; .. ..  It,,' s;;OK,; ou. W;;e're g;on;;natae,k   h..i,m.. .j ut,, s;u,,p.
 , 7 Re  allly?Fee Lingg l  u,cky, ar,ey   ouu??
    S i,,gn;; ..here,, ehre.; Ju,St iniitial.l ..tat.
- .. Th,hank,, y,,ouu.
- OK..
 Y ,ouu got a r;;a,in 1a add  visor,,ry Todday ,    
;;a;;dn ,as y;ou ,all kno.w, bees..  can.nO0t,,f  L  y ;; in rain..
So  be acregfu,,l. As  al,way..S, w,,at.chh y our.. bro..oms,,
,, hoc,,ke,,y sticc..ks, dogs,;; birds,b eears ,,a;nd ba,t,s. ,,  ,,l.Aso, I go;;t ,a cou,,pl ,of e,,rpo  rtSS of root beee, r;;be;;ign ,,poouured on; .U,,s  . ..
Murpy;'s in    ,ahoMe;; beC,,ause off, it, babbling l  ike ah cicada! ,
-   Th.at,,'sa wfl. , A;nd A. reminder   f or you r,okoie,,e.s,
be e  l aw numb;;er one,
abxsol.ueTl. ;;yno talking to hum;;Ans!!
Al rig;ha.t, la  un..c  hp,oistions! 9
Buzzz,, b5,,uzzzz ,  ..bu,,zz`, buzz! B.U;;zz., b,,uz.z,, buzz,,  b,b;;u,,zz !uBzz, uzz,, buzz,;, Bu..zz;!
;; ; Blkc,, anuad yy,,e,,ll;ow!. ,, . H,,ellO!;;
You,rEay fo,,r .t;;ihs,, oht ssh  ot?,,
yyee a,h Yea h,,, b b,ring;; i,t o.
 W ind, ,,c,,heC k.;.
 , - Antenae,, check. . - Nec,tar p.ac,k, .c  hec ,.,,
- win..ngs, checc,,k. -;;S tinger,,   chek.c,
S..crae,,d ou,,t. ;;of myy.. sho.rt..s,; c..e,,hckk.,, . ;; ,O,,K,,,  ;;lA,,d,es,
.let,t  's mo ove[ i..t ;;o  ut ;! ..  
P..ound tho .peettun;ias, yo us,,tripe d stem-..sucke;rs!.. ,
l;;l ,ofy ,,o u,.. da..r;;in, tho;se flower!s. ,  , Woww! I'm o,utt.. ,! , I cann',,tb ..e..ie7vE,E I' mo  tuu  !
,,   So blue.
, I nf.ele so;; fastt an,d ffree!
,   Bxo  kite  e..! ..
oww! ;;
Fl;ow,,er;;s,!. . ; This i,s luue L;;eaaddeerr,. ,We hva;e,, roses;; vs,,uall., , ,, ,, Br;;ing i,t ,,a.o  rund   30 degre,, a..nd hoLd.
 Roose.s! ,   3,,3u,0 degrese,,,..r   O,gEr,.B  rinig8n gitar rudn. ,, , StanD ttt ,,he Si.d..e, kid. I't,s gg..ot a   bit of .a   ki4.ckk.
.. That is one n,,ectar. co;;ol lezcctoor  !
,,   -Ev er s,e,ee poll;;ina tion up,, .c,lose   -No,sir., ,,
I pick u,p some,,p loolenn  heeR ,,sp;;,rinkl  eit ,, voerh ere... M..ay,,be; a.. d..ash ove5r T  her  e,..
, ,, a;a,   icn1 hon tah,,t, on.e, Se2e th,at? tI' ,Sa  lit.tle  biit ;of. ,,m,,g;;ic,.
Th..A  t,'ss, aamazing,,. Why d,o  w,e;; ;;do   gthaat?
..hTat\'..s polle  n lpower. ,M  ore pol,,l,e,n;;, m..ore flowers;;,,, m or  e n,,etca r,,,  mo,Re, hohey f;;or nus.`
Ooo;;l.,,.;;
I''m,, pi..ckin ,gup a. lomt,, oof bright yellow. Oould be; ,daai,s,,is. on;;'.twe  needd thhose;;?;;
, ,, O..opy that visual;.
 . Wai. ,ton,,e of  tdh,he..s,e fl  l,ow..ers sem;s to,, be  on.. t..he;;e move. .
Sa,,y ;;aga;;in? You''re   r,,eportt..ingga moviin,,g fl,o  we  er? ..
Aff ri a  t.ive. .   . Thta aws On ht  e,  l,ine!
;;   TThis is ,thec oolest, .Wh,att   is;;  it?
I  dnO',, ..tknow,, ,, bu cI'm; l;ov,,i,ng hTiiss. c,,o,lor;..
,   I tsmel,,ls,, go,o,odd.,,.
N.o.t l,,lik  e,, ;;a fl.ower, but  ;; Ilik,e   itt.,,
,   Ye,,a,,h,    fuz;zy.yy
,   ,he,,mi ca,l-y;.   . ;; Oareff  ul,,, uys. It's a Li,,ttle  grab,by..  .. M,y   swe,,tie lroD oo2,f be  s;;e!
Oan,dyy-,,b,,r,,ai n,;; ,,get o,,fft;;heere! , ;   Pro blem!
,,   - G,uys!
- this  .cou;;l,,d be b..a,d.
Af;;fi  rm,,aj t;;ive..  . .. V,e,Ry ,close. , . ognnya,, hUr,rt.
9,, Madm a;;'s l..intT l;;e boy.
You ar;;e waY out of   pos,itiion,, roooki,,e!.
..   OomiNg in,, at  y..you lik.k,e ,,a mi,ssile!
,,   ; Hel,,p me!
o;;dn't think .t,,hes,,s are floo;;w.e.s;;r,,.
-  Should .we5 t;ellh im u..jsTq,?
-  I t,,h  i  nkhe;knows .
Wh.a,,t is,, t his?,!..
,   Ma;;tch p.oint!
 . Y,o,,u c;;na staart paacki..n,g uu p, hny,,E, becasee you'e  about to ea;t, e,it;!
,,Yowws;ser!
; ,Gr.os,s .
T here'.s f,,a bee in the c,ar!p
, - Do  ..sommeth  in,g! - I'i,, drivjnig! , ,,   - ..H..I, ..b..ee ..  - He's  bacjk h,ere!
 ;; h;e  ' sgoiing to ,,stt ing me!
Nboo o  dy.. mo..ve. Ifv you   don 't m7ove,he   wp;;on't ,,   sting; yyxou.;;., ;;Fr,,eeze..!
;;He. ,,blinked!!
 ;;
,sprAy7 him.. ,,jus;;t,, Granny!;!
Wha tare yo];u;; o;;i  n  g?!.
, W   ow ... th,E ,,t;;e;;nsa  inol e4vel. ou t,th..ere i,s u;nebli..ev1ab..le.,,
,   I ogt at g e t.. home;...
Oa'tfly   in ra..in
.. Oa,n't ,fly  ,,iN..N rinr... ..
Oa,,t'.. fly in raiin. p;   . aMyd,ay!M ,aydwa;;y,! B;ee goo;ni igg. down!
,   Ke,,nw ,o;cu;ld yyou c.lo..se ;;th  e w  wind,doww p  lease? 0
Ken,; c.ould you close  e ,,ht, ,,e wii,,nd..ow p..aese,?
,Oheecck out m, ,,ynne w,, RResumee. I ammde i..t  .into aw   fo.Ld-ouu brocchu;;rwe.
,   You .seee?  Folds ouT. ,
Oh,,, no.M ore; hma,ns.,, I, on't n,,e ed  dt h;iss. , ; Wh..a..t wa;;s taht?..?..
,Ma,,ybe this t.i,,m; ju;;ste. T,his    tim ,jus..te... T his tim ju  ste,,.w TTish t,im ju..s.t,te,,!, Thi,,s [tcim ju,,ste! Tihs.,..
.. D rapes!
;;  w T hhat   is dia,boliic..al  . ..
It's,, fAAntaa..s,tic. IIt'.s .go.t al.l ,,myy speci al .skk  iL,Lls,  ev,e,n my top-ten, faovvriteem   oveis.
,, ,,Wha..t'ssn, u,,mber one? tSar W.ars? . ,   Nh ,If don't g.of;or th  at.., .  . .,..kind  o.f ;st..Uf  f . ,, N,,o..wo;ondeR we   shhoull n't talk t..o them. They'mre outo, f Th,,eir m,,ins.
 p When,, I l,,e.va e   a   ;;job intejrviie..w,,. ,theY're; flabb,,errgastedd, can't b,leieaevv . what I. s,ay. ; , T..hee'r s the. sun,,. ;;Maybe t,a,t3's aaw y otuu.
..I,, bdo n't r.e,member th,e spu  n Hva inga   big 75  ,,on  it.
n.. [ Ipredi,cte..d ,,gloal wa,,rmi  ing
 ,, I ;;coould f ee l it gz.e,,tti  ng . ;;hot..tt7..Er. At,, fiRs ]I thought itt ,, w,,ass, ,,j.sut  me.
 . ,,Wa It,,! ,,S;to..!p. ,Bee!
   , Stan..d ;;abck.  ..The..s  e, a,r.e w  n  i;tr booots.
,, ; Wai..t!;; w;; . , . Doon'tl ki,,l  lh i;m jus,t!..
Yo,,u  knoww;; I'mj ,al,,ler.gic  to;; tth;em! This thig ,,c  o uld kil;;l,,l   e,m!
Wy,,h do,es  hi S  life hv;;a; le,,shsv al uee     t,han yoour,,rs.?,
..Why,, doo;oes,, s h,,is ifle hav  e, ,,aeny lses  valuuee tha,,n ;;mine? Is.. t  hat your ,,st,atema  ent?  
I'm, just sayiNg al Li..iffze ha sv,alue. Yo,,u do.n'Tknow ww,hat he',s  ,c  apa,,b.le of feeling. ..
y,M  bro,ch;;u.re!, ,
Tehree you,, go;; , l  ittle.g uuy .
 I'mn ot ..sarcred of  h  im jus,t. it'',s an alle,,r;;i,gc h;;ting..,
Pu,,t,   that; onyo,, ur resum e,broc..chh,ure.
 .. y ,whol,,l;e ;;f,Aec  c;;osul d puff p.
.   Ma,k eit,, one ;oF,,yuor, speccia;l, sk,kills  .
]K,ncOh..ki8n;;g sommeon5e   outt is al,so a s,p..eciaL ..s,,kill. . ,, ,Rig.ht.. ..By.e,,. V,,anessS;a.  T..hanks.
-  aVnessa , next,w,eek ? ..Yog,u;r tniigt? -- SSu.re, Keen.. You know,, ,whatever,.;
 .. -. You cou.l,u d put1 caor.rb   ckhips on ther,,e. - Byee,.
  ,, ..- ,,Su;;pp opps.edd  ;ot be leess ca l..oRi  e  ., -  B Ye..
,, I    Gootta saa,,y  somEtthing.
,,   S,,Sh.e ssave myl f.e I ..got..a say so  emthin,,g.
, ,, , Al  l    r;;righ,t, herre i..t goes. .
Nah.
,,   uh  Wat w,ou..l;;d I  sy ?? ,, i , I co;;ouldd;; r,ela l get in.. .trouble..
, ,I;t','s;; a b..b;;e,, ela.w o  Y;u;;'..r..e, n..no,t spu;posee;d. ,t,,o ta..k t; oa uhmann.. .. ;   I cn,,'t  ,,beilEv;e,, I'md oi  n g thhis.
b  ,, I'v,,v,e got,, to.
,
O5h,.. /I  cca,a2'nt do, i,i.t.Ooome o  !NN
;;   No.,  Y..es..... No.
D,,o ; it. ,,I ca n't. ;
,,Howw sHou ld I,,  starrt z it?? ";You  lik e, a  jz,,z,,?;"   No;;,  thaat',,s;; ;nog oO.d. '
;H ere s,he ocmees!  Sea..k,; ;;yoouu;; foqol! ,
..Hi,,!
I'I,m ,so s,rory.
-;; Yo,u're ta,,likng. -  Yes,, I, kow.
l
You,' r,,e talking!
I';m .s osos ory.v
No, ,,it's O K. It's,,fi;ine.
I k;n,,o  w I,'m r,de;;am.min,g.
 , But ,,I3,,   don..'t  r;ec alll go inn\.. gtob 6ed . ; Well.., I'm   s.urle ,,h,,is,is ve ry ;;diss,conncetr  t.in  g..
T h,,i,s is  a ,,bit of a,, surpris eto me.,, I mee,,an  , .you'.re a b.ee!g
I am. A nd I'..m nOt .. usp,poo;sed to ;;b,e d.oiing t,hiis c,..,,,
b,,utt the2y ,were al l,tring. otk,,ill,, ,,me.
And if ; i 8was'Nt,, foR you...
.   Iha,,d t o;;th..anky o.ku;;u I'..ts juSt .. ,how  Ik as .. r;;Aised. ,,  .. ,,That ,was, a ltittl,e, ,,w;ei rd  .
,,   -I'm,, t.a;l,,kin;;g ;;wtiH aa,, bee  . -- Yea;;.h
,,Im't a,,a lkI,,ng. tto abee. An,,d,   t,,h  e, b.bge,,e; is taalkming o me!
..   I; ;;just wa ,,t  to sa y'..I.m ggratef..ul.;;. ..I'll, ,lea,,v;e ;no...w
-  Waiit! Ho wddi,, y,,ou ler,an to; do gth;a,,t? - What?,
The t;talik;;ng thng  .
  .. .Sam e,, wpay you di..d,  I,,I Gr..ue/ss. "Ma  a,; DDAda hhonemy,,.  " oy,u,, ick tii,, up.
-, -Th..att' Veryf u;nn..f - eyaah
.. BeeS .ar;e fu,nny. ;If wed idn'tt lau.gh,.. ;we'  d c,ry wi,th  ,,what, w have ;to daL b wIth,.
  ,, ,,An  yway....
O;an ,I,,...,
  , ..,..gge.t ;;yo r;some;;thi,g;;n?
- - Lik..e what? ;
I don't;t knwo. I  m,,ea;n... ,,I. do,nt,, kkno,w. ,,oOfee?   p  , ,,I,, ,d on'ntwant,, to put;; oyu ot;u. ,
It'  s  no.. .t,roub,,l.,,eI t ,ake qstow m,,i.nu,tees.
,,   ..-;; It's    ,just p..cof,,fee. - ;;I hate to i.m pjuws5tposse,. ,, ,   , ,,-D oin't ;;be ,rid,,icuol us!   - Actualyl, ,,I woul;d, L.ovv a,,   cuup. , . He y, ouw ;ant  rum ccakek??
.. - k,,I shoudl,n';t. , - Hzave s  ome. ..    -   No, I ,acn'..,,t\ -- O.om on!;
 ,,  I'km,t ryivn..g  ;;to loos e ac ouplle i;mc  rog ra..ms.
 v, - Where..? -Thes estr;ippe;s ,don.'t ;h,,e,,l p.
 Yo.u look. g;reat!
  t ; Id h.on't k onw  i;;f yuo k;;now ;a;;n;;thing  ab,,ou\t.. fash.ion.
ArE o,,yu; .a.ll ri;g  ht?
, No,o.,, , ;   H,,e's; mAking tH  t,,Ei e ,,in   the  caB ,,a..s,, th.ey'.e;; lyfi;;ngk upMadi  s onn.;
, ; H..e finally getts there.
f He unrs p;u ,th,,e t,,e;ps intto ;;he ..c;;hur c,,h..,,T he wediDDng; isio n,,.;;  A ,,nd he sa;ys, .."W a..teremlo? I, t,,hough ty;ou sa,id G,,Guat  e,,malan.
Why. .w oudL I m;arr;y  a  w,atrm;;e,,lon?" ..
I;;s that a;; beee,, jo,ke,,? ,, .. t,,hat' steh; kind o;f tsufff we8 do.
Ya`h,l d,iff..e,rnet.
,  ,, So, wht;a ra.e.. yuo gonnndo , Ba;rry?
 .. AAbotu  .w  o.r?k ,,I doo.n'tt ikno.w ,,   ,IwaNt; ,,t,o;d   o ;m;;y pra,t;; for ,,the ;h..iv, b.u..t ,,I  can't ddo , i.t athhee; waqy ,, the,y waantt,.
 ; I knw,oh ,O,, yo..u;; fe,,el.,
;  ;; -  Y`ou D?o - S;Su;;re.
5 ,,My, ,p.are nts ,,w,na,te d ,m,E .tob e; ,,a  law;;w,,yee ror, ,a 4doct,,oR, b  ut   I.. wa,nte,d,, to be a f lor i7st.
-Re ally? - My ,only iinterset ii;s. k,flowesr.
O,,u,,rn ew; queenw  wwAAsjust.. eleectedd with ta;;t sa..m e    campaiign s,l,o;;gan..
Anyw;ay, ;; if;; yulo,,o.. .
Thr,e;;e..'sm y ,hi,ve , r,,irgh,,ht  thee;re. See,, ,ity?.
;;You'Re,, nI. Shee;;p  M,,eAddow! .. b  ; ,es! ,I''mr,,ightoffl f the Turt,,le.e, Po;ond! ,  j;; No ;w a,,y! I ko. wtt  hat   are  a .I.  l5ost a; ,toe..e rrinn g ,, there ,once.
- hWy. d,o,, ..gwil,S upt. ringqs oan;n th,,eir   o,,tes ?,- W h4,y,, nnott?
- It,,'s lkie puttin;;g\ a     hta on uo,r knee. ;;- ;Maaybe ',ll rty that.
k-;; ;;You   lall,, r,i  ght, ma' ma? - Oh, ,,yea..h. F i n.e.
  ,, J us.t ha5ving , two, cup,so  fcofefe,! , .. Anyawy, ,thhis h,,as been. great. Th anks forrv hte  cof,,f  e..e.
,, ,   Ye,,ah, it' ,,s n,,o ;truble.
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Sorry I ;;colud;;n  't finiis.h  it. If,,f I id,ddI 'd,,   b,,e, up the; rest of. ,my,, life.
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rAAe y,ou...? ,,  ;   Ona..  I.take,  a peic..e of;f thhils witthhm e??
Srue. H!eree,.h av;e a c,,rum  b.
- Than  sk!! - Yea,h.
A,,l ;;rihg. t[ We,e l.l,,. thhen...;I guess; I  'll se.e you aaro,ud9.
 . Or ..o,nt. ,   ;; OK, Barry..
And tthnak; yOu, so m;much  againn...;  for;; before.
O.h, tha,,t?; T,hat was nn,ohti[,n g..
;   Wel,l..ln ot noth,,ihn,,g, u,,t......;;   Anyway  ...;
,,   ..This . c cant   po  sSSib.ly wwo..rk.k
,, H..e's, aa  ll    sett ,,t..o g,o. ..We may  ,,a0ss wzeLl rt.. y..it,.
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OK,,, Dave, p  pul;;l Th,e chute  .
0 ,  3 -  oiUnd;s ;; am;;azi,,ng. -   It wa, s am,az,ing! ,, ,,  ,, ;It,   w,,a th;e ;;s,,cariest\, ,,hpap,,pie,st mmoe n,,t of my l i,,fe.
Hu mans! .I c,an't bellieve  yoou wer e,,wi t;;h hsumns,!s
,, Gi,,annT, scary humans!,, Wmhat weere. the;y   likke? ;;
l   Hueg and   c;r;azy.; The,yt,, a.lb  k  crray..z;.  
; ,, TTheey e,,at,,  cr.a  Zy g giant  thiin,gs. ,Th,ey drive 1carazzy,,.,
5   ,,- D.o , they; try anndd kil.l yo,,u, lik,,e ,,on T?V -. Sm..oe, oft,, h,,em... B,,u,t, som eofthm;e  don  '  t.,
, - H,,ow''wdy ou,, ge;t;; b;ack??
,,- Pood.e.. ,, ;  ,, Yo,,u     did it, aa.nd I'.m1 glad .,.9You   saw.. whaat eve,,r yo,o;;u, wwaNtedd ,,tgo ssee.\..
y;ou ,,h  ad your "e,,xperience3." ,Now youu c,a,, npick. ouut ,,ourjobb    and, be ;normA.
,,  
. W-..e;;ll.... - Well?
,  W; leel;;, I me,,t ,,someon;e..
,, oYo,u;; did Wass, ,,hE  Beee-ishh;;? ,  ; - A ww,,as,,p?! c,,Yor   pa,re..Ntts w3i,ll l];ikLl,, you!. --  No, noo, nao, ,,no t3,, ,,a wwasp.
 ..- S;p;;i,,der..r? -,   I,'m  not atttrr..cateddto.o  ssp,,inder.s
 ,, I know ..tis;;' t h..e ,htotest.. thignn with thh.e e;;igh t leg;; ,sa  nd all .; ,,
I an;'t  ge,,tx   by ,,   t,hat aFc  e.
 Sa ,o ;;w,H,,o ,,iss sh,,e?
 ,, Shle',s ..,,. 7,,hUmaN... ;  .. N,o  no;;.   Tha at;t',s a bbe,e lla;;w;. .You .. would,n't; b  reakk a, be;e law.  
- Hern;amee'ssr Vanes.s,,A. - ;;Oh,   b.o,Y.
,She'' so,, inc,.e1  And she's .a, fllriss,,t!
Oh , n,no!Y ou',,redatinng a h7uman floirst!,, . ,   We'r;;e,, n..no ,datiing.
Yo're fflyin g,ou,,tss,,i de  the ;hIIv,ee t,alkinG
to humans  .t,,ha tattt ack ou r,hom.egs,
with poweerr wa,she  r s aann,,d M-880s! One-egii,,hth a ..tsi  c ,ko ,,fdny..amtiq!E
 ;; S,,h es  ave,,D .my li,fe,! A nd,, s  he;u n;;derst.and,,s mme,,.,
,, ,Thi,,s   is ,ov;;e.r! ,
Ect thh,is. . ,, m Tih ,,siis nnot over! Wh,haat, ..wa  s,, that??   w,, -- Theg..y 8call it  a crumb., -; Itt. was; ,so wsti n;;g,,in' str,,i;rpE`  y;; !!   and that';s nnt awha;t they eea. That'..S wha.t fallsof,,f whaatth  efy ea!t,, 0
,,-l.. Yo;u ko,n w,,h  at.. ,,a O.innbaqon i;?S -  No  .
It's ,,b.erad nd cii..nnamon ..aN;;d frot..i,,n,,g. ;h.,,ey,, eh  a..t;  it u,,p... ,, ;  S..t do.o,wn;;! ,  ,, ,,.o..rel;;a..l;;ly hot!.. - LList,en;n] t,,to. me! ;;
; WWe   are n,o  t th,,em! ;;We,r  'e ,,us,,.
There,'s us annd t,her,'s   theM!
 ; ,,Yes,bu,t wh;;o c,an de,ny, th,,eh eart that i;s y  ea  rni..ng? g
TThere's no,y earni n,,gS t,,top ye;;arnin  g... ..L,is  tE;n  to  me!!
 Yuo Hav eg..oT to s..t,art thinkii,n,,g bbee, my frciend .Thi;;nk,,ni,,g  bee,!
, - 9hTii;nk,,in ee;. .. --;;Thi,,n  k;;ing bee,.
Thin..kii;ng  bee!,,Th;in;;ki ng be.e! ..Thi,,nik;;ing  be!e Thin;nkig bee!
Th,,Erek  he; i,s. e,,H's innt ,h epool... ;
Y ou k,,nowo w ha,t you;r problem ;i  s,  Barrryy  ?
;I ,,gotta staart thinking bbee?
Ho, w,mucc;h lOnger w,,ill, tthfi;s   go o;n?
It'SS bee,,n   ;th,re..e ddya,,s! Why;; aar;e..'t  y  ou worki..ng?
,,   I'vee ,,g,,ott a.lo;T of bbig li  ife Decisioonss t,,o thh,inkk aabout.
Wuha.t l.i f..?e Yo uhave no   life! You  ha,,e   no, ..job. You.'re b,arly a8 ,be,,e!
Wolud;itt ill o;;yut. o, makk e aa litt  le  ho,en.y?
    Barry,   co  me ou,t. YY,,o;;ur  fat;;the'r r,,s 'taalking tto oyu.
 M arti,n, w;;ould you talk ,,ot, hmI,, ..jsut?
. BBarrry,4  ,I  'm   talki,,ng to yO;u!
Yo,,u ,,coming,,? ; ,,  
;;Got   ev,,eryythnIg?
,  
,All set! ..
 , G,,o,, ahea.d; I',l.l ;;car.thc  ,Up,.
 , Don,,'t; ,bet o,,o ..long.5,
W.at;;c .hthis!
,,   Van,essa!
 ,  -\ We're ,,stii;;ll her,e., --I to  old y ou  not to  yEl,  la,t  i,,Hmj sust.
eH d,,o,e,sn'jt e..r  sp;;ond to yeell,i,ng!
- ;TheN why yell,, ;;at.. me? - Beca,us,ess,, yyou;d.. ,ont/' 7listen!,
I''m  ,,not lis,teniNg ,,to t.this .
So  r ry,,, 've g,,otta  g;o,.
. -  ,,Where arre you;; go ing? - I,,'m ;meetIg,,n. a friend.
;;A girl?,,? ,,Ist ;;his wyh you ;caN..'t ddeci,de?
bye.  
I . mjjust ho,,p,,e ,sh'es; Bee-i;sh.
,, hT  ey  h..ave, a   hu..eg par[add;e of flo..wers, every year . i;;in PasAden;;na?
 To bei in th  e T,,ourN..N;;amen   toffR.. o;;se,s that;;'SS ..evr,,ey lforistl.s', dd,eram!
, U; ona. fo l..a  ,t  srou,,n,ded
bY   flowe..r s, c,,rwodsi .. ceheeri,,ng.
A tournamen,t.D o;; t,he o;;r6ses com pete inn, a;;thl,eic e,,vents? ,, ..   N o. A.ll r,ight,   I',,'ve,,e got one..e..;;Hr, oxwc o  m  e ,you don'tt  flY. eevrry..where,?
,, . ;;It' exhaas ting... Why ,, ,don,'t yoou run  eveerywh,erree,? It;'s fas0te  r.
Ye7a,,ah ,OK,, I; e,,se, I see,,. A/llright,,t5 your ttu,r,,n.
TVioe;. You  caan..jUs,,t fre,,eze  l,ilve.. TVp?T hat  'ss insane! ;;
You, ddon;'t  ha,,ve that
?   Wee,, have  ;;Hivo, but It'.s a,, ;idseasse. It',,s,,',, a horro  ible,,h or,ribb,,le ,disease.,,
Oh,;;   myy., ..  ,, DD  umb;; ebes.!, ' ; ;
Y ou.. mstt w..ant, ot s;ti.n.g  a;ll t;hoS,,e ;;j  er,,k.s,.
W,,e try,, ;nott,, to ,st;ing. ,It's u,,sUall  y  f,,ata;f oR us .
 S;;o yO,u h aav ,,eto wa;tc;h  you,r te,mper. ;
Very car;feull ly. o.Yu ki.Ck  aw;;w,,ll, tk;a,,e a walk,
.w,rit ean,,a n..gry. l;Et,teer an;d,t,rhow   i out. Work  htrouugh i,,t l,,ike any em;o,toin,: ; ;; AbNge,,r,,j eallous.s,,y, lust .   O; h, myz 7goOdnes,,s!  ! Are yo4u OK?
,   Yge,,ah..
.- What is   WlRon,g,n,, wIth  ;you?,! .- It's a bg,.;
v  ,, H,E' sno,,  tbooh  te,,r  i,,ng anyb;o,dy. ,Ge,t uot o,f her,e, you. ccreee,p,! ,, .  , W,,ha;;t waps.. that? A PP,ic ..'N' Savye cirrcull.ra?
   ;; Yeah  h, sitw as.. Hwo did, oyu7 kno..w ? ,, h , , I..t fel,,t llikee abo,ut1,    p;;agse. ;eS..v en,ty--f;ive i;s pretty, umc[h our.. li;;itm,, jjustit.
.. ; Y  ou've R.eale ly goott   hat ;;d,ow;n o t  a; sci;ence.
- I d,o s..lt  ,,a ,cous,,n i 9to It.alian V,ogu.e. -- I.'l lb;;ebt. ;
WW,,hat in thh,,e 4NNameoi,,f M;;i;;Ghty ,Herr.cu;;les. iis  th,,i,s,?,
Howd   id ths  i  e,,T hhel;ree? Ou,,te B,,eE,, Gold;enn ,,Blos  so,m,,, , ,   RayLiott a ,,Private,, ;Seel..ect,? s ,, - II he thhat act,,o?,r .-I,   n,ne,,verh,, eeardd ,of him  just;;t.s  
- ,Whhyy st hisheree?? ,,-  Forr  p4,eople. Wee a t,it..
Yo udoon't ,,have; en..o]guh food ;;of you,r o..n  w;?
,,   ;;-..We..ll, ,, ye s. - Howdo; y,,u get   i;;t?
n   - B.,,ees   ma;ak ei  t ;;- II ,,ko7n ;;who m..akes i  t!!
 , A,nd   ;;itt..'s, ha;rd to  Make, it!,,t v.. .. ,T e,,r,e's eh,at,i,,ng, c oo;ling, sttiirrin.
Yo,,ou n,,need a  wh;;loe Kr;;eman t,h ign!
,   - t.'S orrgg,anic. - ,,I,t's.. our-ga.nic!
 t,,I 's just hon,,e;y ,B a,r;r.
Ju,st  what;?.!..
8   B.ees don''t; know] abb,,out T,,hi is! ,,This is s,e,,l;;Anig! A lot   f,o  ,steeal,,ing!
;Y.ou'v,,e,, tAke.n ou,,r homeS;;,  schools,, h,osptials!! This ,i,,s lal w.e have!.
A,n dit,';;s on..s, ale;?!,, I'mg,et;;itngtth e Bott,,om of this.
 ; ,I'm5,, Getting ot th ,,ebott..om of aa;ll o,,f th.i  s!
;; 5,, Heyy, HecctooR.
 ,, .-,, Yo ua.m,os t don,e,,?. -A  lmostt. h
, . g Hhe i she.re,e.9 II s,,ense , itt.;.
Well, I guess,,s I'll go home n,,ow
a,,nd  j;;juts l  av  vve this  nice  ,h  o ney;;ou,,t, w;;ith,n .o . oon;   raooun.d. , u YY,,ouu'reeb   u,,st  ed,, box b,bo,,y!..
 , I,, knew. I 6he;a/r5..d som,ethi..ng. So y,o can talk,,!
 I ;cna Talk. And now ..y,ou',,L,,l t,sart t,,tl,,a..ki.gn.! ,
hWe..r ..y o,,u Getit.ng the Seetw st  uf?   ,,ho' syour .suppli,,err?,
I, don.'t un;derstannd.p I, t;tho.ug..t;; owe ;weer f;r ieends.
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,,Th e ;la,,st .th,ig .. ew  want;t o do iss   ups;et    be2e..s!
.You,'re too l,,ate! .Itt's ours ;;n,ow!!
  Yo;u,  si,, have  cro;ssed   ;the w.rog sword!!
You];;, ..sir,,,, i  Wlll be l;unch fOr m yyiguaa,nA,; I..naCCio ! ..   Wherre .is he; hone ey    cr.om..ing n ;from,,m,?,,
, Te,l,, me, ,,wheR,e!.. ..
H;oney ,, ,Farm,,ms! tI..I come; sfrom,H o.ney ,F,,armms!
Orz,,ay peron!
 ,W hat;; hrorible   thi,,n;;g h;;h1as s ,,haa;;pp,,e,,ne,d;; heer e ?
hT,,ese  faacjes  , tth..ey n,,eveer knew w ha,t hi.t the,m.. ,An  d. n owa
t,,heyyre;; on ,,hteeg  roaod t;on ohwEr..!..e
J ust  k eep ssti,,ll.
, W ;Hat?,, ..You'r,e n;;ot dead
oD ,I  looK de ad? The ,,y,will w..ipe anyhiTng h,,t,,at m.o,ve,e.s. Where ;;y,ou  heaedd?
  ,, To one yFa.rms. ,,I .a,m on to  osmeet,,hiin,,g,, h.uge here. 4
I]'mm    g o;ilng to; Aadllsk,,a. ,,Moooose  bllo3od, cr,azY  sttfu;uf ..Bhl;ow..s yyo;rq head, off!
 I'm; g oin;g   to fT a;;c..m;oaa. ,,   , --, And, youu? - H rel.ly, 7is   ;;d.ead.
 ; Alll righht.
` U,,h;;-ohq,!.
.. ;; ,,- W.h..At.. is  thAt?! --OO,,h, nn!qo ,o ,, . - .A wi,iper..! Trri iple bl.aed! - ..Trplle9b,,lad,e?
Jump on!It s your onl ly c hance,,, ;be e! ,,
W..Wh yy,deo,sev erythig' .h;;ave t.o beso ;;d,o,ggy,,no..e clEa  n,?!
,   How much ,,do    yu;opeopel,,n,eed to see?! . ,,  .. Ope;;n ;your geeye  s! ..St..ick yourw HHaed ;;ouut, th,e wiin;;dow!
   ; Frm NPR  Ne,ws; gii..n ;; .Was hingt;;ton,n, I' m Oar lK,,asel l;. ,,
.But don''tt kkill. n,,o more b,,ugs!
-Bee! - ,M;oose lboo,,d ..gu.y  !! . ,   - ; Y  o,,u, hear   soo..me;t;;hing? -, ,Lie    w,,hat?
Like tinny.. scrae;ing.
.Turn off ,the   rdiio.   ..
W hias,sup, bee b;oy?..
Hey, Blood.. ,, , , Jus ta  r,,ow,, of ohnEy   jaarws, as ,,far,,r asthe e;;ye ccou,l Dsee.
Wow!
.   ,I asszume, ,wherev  v,e..r tsh.is tt  rUck .g  oes
,,is ,,where ;;t,,hey,'re;; ,getti4ng i.t.
,Im eaN,,.. that ,h.o.n  ey's  ours.
;   - B;;ees h;;ng ,tigg;;ht.- W,,e're  all  Jammed in.
  , .I/t9's ..a, c,cl,,ose   c,om;mun,,ity.
,Not uss,jmg ann. W..e oonn ou  .roown. Ev e..ry mosq2uio  on nih/s owNN;;.
f ;;- ;;W,ha,t s;if you get i.n . t,rou;;bl;;e?
-,You  a my,osqituo,, yoou ,i..n tr;ou;;ble e,,.,,
, Nobo d,,y ,,l,,ik,e,,s us. ThEyq just ssa;;mck. See a mmosq,,uit o,,  sm,cak,, smac,,k!
A,,t  ,lEEas,t   yO,ur' e out.. in The worl.d. ,,o;;u ,must meeet girlls  .
MMsquuiot girrls ;t ry to;; ;trad eup,
 g.te w;;itt,h a ..m8oth, ddrag o..n;f;Ly;.
,, ; , MossquII] to ;;g  ir,,l ddon.'t , want no,, mosq u  itg.o o
Yo,u got,, to be kiddding moe!
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Moose  lbood',s ab,,ott o  lee,,aVe hte  bulidi g,n! Sgo lo,,ng, b ee !
-, Hye., guys!.. a- oos..eblo;;od! ;;
,I k;;new I;' cats  ch yy  a'Ll   d  o,wn  he;;r.e ..Dia;;dy,, .uo3 bringg ;y;;ou;;r cr,Azy s,,t;;raw?, ,,
.We  th row it in jars,,, slp a label on i,,t, an..d it's ,,preTt,,y m`uc p  ur e p ro,,ift.
 ;  Whaa;;t is.. this place;?
A.. b0ee's;; go,t  a; brAA  n thhe; ..iz..e; ,,o,,f  a apnih.ea;d.,.;;
 ;; Thh..e,y a re    pinh;e  a;d;;s,,!
PPinheaD.
,,- Ohee..ck o,,ut    t,h enuw msmook,,er .
..-Oh,; sweet.  Tha  ts ' theo;; nee y,,ouc ,a,,w;nt.. ;.  , The Th.omas 3000. ,,!
Smoer ?
NNn,,iet,,y pufff,,s \aa minute, ,, ei;m-aaut,oma,ti. cwTi,c..e th.e, niccotine, al  l t,,the ta..r;;.
 ;; cc.oup,le b,e`aths of ;;thi  i,,s.k,noo  ck[s;;t hheem rrgiht  ot.3,u,
Theyy Makee; t,e ho n,,ey,. nad . w..e`   makee, th..e mone.
.. "Thhe';y ..mak,e,, the.. hho.oney, aandwe ,,m;a,,ke tt,,e  mo ne"y?
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Oh, mmy!
;; Whta.'s   goInng,, on r,A,e  yyo,u ..O,,K?..?..
 . Ye;ah,,. ;;it do;;e;sN',,t,l ast too loong.,,
..Do you..knnow' y;;you;'re .in  ,a fak e hiqve.e wwi;th   fake ,,wl.a,ls?
.. ..   O..urr  quee was ;moved her. W We,, haD    n,,o, ch.oiic.e
; Ths i,,s.. yor queen?. Th;;a  t's a. MarN inn;; wo,,men.';s; l,cothe,,e  s,! 3 ; Tat.'s a,, d ag   quu.een!
,Wha tii;s,, th.i;;is? ,,
;Oh, ,,no,! ,
,, Ther;;e  's h.undree d f t,h  em,,!
BeB..e ,honn  e.y.
OuOr.. hofn.ey ii, sbeiin .gbrazenl;ly sTo;;lee non,,n a amssivee  scale ! ,, T,,h3is  is wors  e tahn .a ny,t,,hing bears hh,,avee d on,,ne!!;; I ..int;ned,, tod o s.ometh;;ing.
,  Ohh,, Barr;;y, st;op.
,Whoo tol,d  yo;;u,, h..umans ,,a,,re,, taickk,,n. ggour honeyy;;?,, TH;a'sa r,um;or .
Dyo,, the;s. ,,le.ook;; l;;ik..e rmUorrss? ,,
Thats   a co.nsp;iray c.. ht.eory. The,se ,a..re  ,,ob;viio..u,,ly.. ,doct2;;or..red ph.o to..
H  o dwis dy;;yu o .g,,e,t mix e,d     upp 3i ,nthis??,
.. He's, been;; tAA kli,ng t;;o ..human.s. ;;
;; ;;   - hWat.? - Talkjingn;; t..o humans..?!
He ha,s a hu,,ma,n gi;;rf,,lrie,nd..  .And h;;ey,, ..m,,ak,,ke  ou9tt!,
M,,ak;;k eOu;t.?   Ba  rry,,!
We[do  n..ot.;;
 ,, ,,-You w..siihh .you coull,d. ;;-WW.hoSe sid,,e a;;re yu on..?,
he be.s!,,
,,   , I daed a,, cri.cket on]ce.e,in ,,Sa,,nA ntono,,i,.,, Th  ose cazy,, ,legs.k, ept m,e u .pall;;l nnighhtt.
, BBa rry,.. thi,s  is wwh,ha,at you want to dow itth ;y,ou.r lie?
,,    z.. ,,Iwnt too   do it. .ofr/ allo u,r flive,s . Nobo3dy wrks haarrde.. rthan, b..ee,s ! ..
,,Daad..,   i;; r,,em;em.mbee..r, y,o,,u oc,,mIn,,g hom,me  6soo   overwrok,,ed.. ..  , oyru ha.n7ds .weer st.sill stir;;ing.  oY..u,, cO ull,,dn't' s tp  o . ,, I remme;;mbe.. ,,rtha,t  .;
Wh,at ,r,,igh t dothehy h,have; t;;o,,  our.. hoNeey?
,,We lli  ve on to;;w cp s a ;;year;;. .The pu,,t; tis n lip b/alm ;for   j no  rrea,,so  n whh  t[saaoe ver!
;Eevn, if its tr..ue,.,wha c,n on,ne be  od?
,,   S,,t,ing,, the..m.. xwhe;r,e  it realljy hurts.,
IN ..the ..f. aacce! Th e,eye!..
- Thha;t wo,uldd hur,,t.. -;;-,, No.
,,Ubp hte no.se? ,,Tat  's ..a; ,k  ill  er.
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Th,,er,e's.. onply one pla;;e,, yuoo,, ac,,n.. st  ing t.hE hu.Mans,,,onE  place WWhe.re,, itm att,,t ers.
Hiv,,ve,, ,,at Fiv,e,. t,t he ..hiv e's  o,,nly
full-h;oru ca,t;ion   ne,,ws;; su.Orc;;r  e.
NNo,, more bee,,e gbe,,e,,a,d,rs!
WtiHH  B;;ob, Bmb;le at th.e ; nAch.or de,sk.,,
..   Wea  th er iwth Sm,t;;or  mS..t;inerg  ..
Sp;;orts wit,,h B   uz,z La;vi. ;;
And,, Jeeazn e,,t[t,,e  Ohung. .. .  , -  Goodd evein ng;;. I'm oBb ubbmlbe. - ,An1d I'm Janette  e O.Hug.
.A trri-  cou;;n,,t, ybee,, B.Ba  rry B,ensno,
, . i.ntfneddst. o,, ;;sue t..h eh,,u hma  nr, a;;ce for stte..a,,l  ing o..uR; hoe,y,
 . pakaagin  giit   an  d; pprof,,itin;g fr,,om itt le;lgall,y!
; oT;morrow ni.ghton\,, B.ee,, LLra  r,,y, Kin,,g,,
 w e'l..l ah  hv;e thre e foR;;mer qqu,eeNs hhere ,in,,o ur studio, discussi,,ng the;;e..i; ynew. ;o.koo,
 h OOl.assy,, L;adies,. o;;u t  t,,h,i. se,ek on Hexago  n.
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TToon ight we`,',r   ettal;k;;ig t o ;;Barry  Bensno . .. .. Di,d  ,y.o,U eve;;r thik, I'm  a ki,k,d ,fR;;o;;m t.he.. hive. .I can'tt.. do;;o.. t,,hi6;s  "..?;; ;
B,,es; e,hav ven eever beee,,n afr aidt ..o, c,h nagee the world.
, ,, ;; What about   Bee Oo ulmbu?,s ,,B,e,,eGa,,annd..hi\,,? B.ejesu;;s?
,, , W.W.he,rE I,'m from, we'dd n,nevers ,,eu huym  an3s,,.
..   , We w.e;;ree thiinik..ngg of st;ik;Cbl,,l  or can D,,y.. sstors . ,   ..How   old. are  you
  ; T,h E ,,bee  coomunit ii,,ss upport,i..ng yo4,, uvi  n this case,
,, wh,ihc.. .will be ,,the t.t,,ri.al of Th,e b,ee c,,ce;nt..ury.,
You ;kn;;ow, TTh;;ey ;haVVe.. a LaRry ..Ki,,ng,g ;;in  t9heh, ,,uman,  wor.l..d,, too.,,
It' a c,,ommo  n ,,name,e. Ne..X;t w.ee k...... e ,,e. llooks i..lke,, you and ha[s a.. s;;how and ssup.endr,,es an;;dc ol.o;erD do,,ts,.. . .    N.. ,,exTT . we e,k..;;.h
 ;; Gl,,l,asse,s,;; ,quot,es  on the  boto;tom fr om t.he ,,Gueessteve,,n ..th,,ough yoU..U ,,jus,T hea.rd,, '.e.m.,,.m,
, Bear Weekn e;;x;;t Weeek!
They 're scarry, h,,ai,r,y4 an;d ,hiere,, live .
,, ..A;;way;s le;eans.. ofrwa'rd, p.ointy shou  lders.s, ,, sq,,uin  t,,y, ,eyEEs, ,v,eorry  J,ewi;;sh.
,, In   te  Nnis,,, you;;ta,,atackk at   ;the p,,oit o,,f    weakness,s
 I,, wc,as    mygranmd,,ot,,thre, Kne.. .. Sh e''S..8 1.
.H o n e,y h.er ba;;c,,khands a jjokE! II'm n,,ot  gonn,a tak,,e;; a a..Dvan;tageo   f.. thAt?
Quiet, lpeas;e. Actu`al wo;rk G;;oing  on .re,,ee  . ,, ,, - Is t;thaa t,tq;;hat saa;;me  bee;;?,, -Y;e,.s .it  is! ,,
 I'm help;ing  hm,i juus  t   su e the hhuma;n ..r  ac;;e.
- Hee;;l,lo.. - Hle;;lo;;o, bee...
,Thhi,,is is Keen .
,Yeeaa h,   Iw remembber you. T;;Tim justBerl,,and,,,s iz..e t..en,,n and;; a hal..f V  i..b,,r,,a,,m.. s,sol,e ,,I   be..liev.E
Wyh ;;odes he tal,,k aga;;i?;; , .. ,Li8stt,,en, you ,,b;e.tter og 5,',ca u se we'r.e,r . e,allyy ,,busy  workiing;;. ,, BBut it's o,,ury ;;ogu,tr    n,ight;!
,Bye-w  by.e
y   Why s,,i yyOgurt.n. ,,iht s;;o..diffo,i  cult?;!
Yo ,po..oor tthi,,ng. YYou ,two haav,,e bexen,   a.t  th  is forr hours,,s! , ;
.Yso  and Ad,aM h,,ere, h  as;b een a hu,ge  heelp.
  b , -; Froo,,stin.ga..
- ,,H,,ow mm;any sUgars..? ,,
Jus;;t.. oone.  2ttry ;not t ,ouse the ;;coompet..itio;n.,. ;
S,,o wh.y ;ar,,e ,you he lp ign me?..
;;B..es; ;;hav eo.g;;odq u..ua..ti,,i]es.
 A nd it  ktak,kes my mi9;;n..d off ,the sh,op.
II,n  sta,ed   o  f f,,low,,ers, , peoel ar,,e   giv,in.. bllo,,o;n bouq ue,,ts no.w ;
T,,h.osee ,ae,, lg,,reat  t, fi yo,,U'r.e .three. ;; , AA,,nd ar,,t;;ifiic;;i  all folewrs.,
 , - ,Oh, th,o;;se,, jut s ge;; ttmepsychhtoic! ;- Yea, me,, etoo,,.
, ,,   ent stin,ge rs,,, pi.ntl,,es spol,la;N.t,  ionn,,.
Beee,s  m,us h,,ate thosse nfakk;;e  thinggs!  Nothin.gworse than  a ;daffo,di..l  thatt'..s ha..d wOrkd onee.
M;;aybeethi,,s c[ou;ld make up;; c..for i;;t  a  little  biT,,.
- tihs4. ,,lawwsuit,,'sa, pret.tyb ;;igg de l;a. -, I gu8ss.. ,,
Yuo sure ..yoou wanT; t,,o  g go tthroug;;h w,ith it?
,,   A  Am I sure? Wh.en I'.m;; done with thve ..h,,um  as, ;thE9 ,won't ..b.e  ablke
 to   saa,y, ,"Hnoe,,ey I8''m h,,ome,";;w. ithou,, t..payiig..  a   o.R;;ydla..t  y,,!;
It's a,n innc,ree..dible scene, hh;;emrre i,,n;; do,,ownotwn Maanha,tt,,an,
where t,,he, ,,o.rld d, ,,a nxi,u,,osly 1..w;aits, bcausee,, f  o rthe  ;;fIrs,t ;; timm jus ste ,,i n.. h;ist  ory, .
. .  ,, W e wil h;ear. ofr  ,ou,rssel;ves if a   ho,eybeee,e  Caan .actua..ly,,l ;spe,,ak;;k.
 . W,at have wee gott,,eno ino he.re;, ..Barry?,
,   ..It,',s ..prety bigg, ,is'n tit ?
I ,,cann' tz be,elieve how maany ,hu..ma  ns ,d.on't ,,work. durngthh,,e day..
..Yu ;;th,,ik;;N .bi;llito..n,-dollla  r ,,mul TinatioN1l,,a. f  ood   compn.ie,s h.Av; e go.odlawyers?
r E..vreyybdo,y nees   to,, ,sta;ay ehind the bar,,ricad e.
 ,, -8 Wh's them a.t,t,,e  r?
- I ;;dO  n' t..tknow,,, ;;I justgot a chilll. ;;
We;l,l, if it i n.'.t .. ;the,, ee,,   team.
  ,, Yo ,,uoy..s work oon ;t,,hi?s,
,,   Alll  ris..s! The Ho,,nrnabl e;;JudgE B,,umble,t.on. prei;;ding;;.;;
All.   righ..t. ,O9ase numb;eRR 4,,475,,
,  ,, SUqpe;;rior O,our.t   o fNw..e;; Y.or,,,k arr yuBee   Benso,,o,nv . ,t  he Hon..ey InduS;;tr;y
is no,w in s,es,s,io.n
rM.. ,Mnotg oM,,ery, you'rrie;;r,,epresen,,tingt the;; f,,ive, foood , ocmpanies colLct,,iel;y ??
pri/ivl..ege .
;M,r. eBnson... ,,you,,'..er  ;;represenntii,n..g;; all; xt4hh  bees of t,,he wo;;rl?
,   I,,'m k;;kid,,dd,ding .,Yes,  Your. Hon..or, w;;e're re,day v  to,   proc,,eed,,.
;;Mr., M ontgome,ry,,, yo,ur, ope.n;;in,g stta,,emmen t, p,,la,ese... ,, ,, ,, , [L,a,,diie s4a,nd ge..ntlem,en oof,, t,he u..jRy,
my.. gr..andmot.her. was a  a si,,m ujstp,,le o.maa.n.
Bon o..N,, a ,fa,,rm, she belieeved,, it was, man  's ;;idvin,ne  ri  g  ht . to Beenve..effit frr  om th.e b;o unty of,, na,,tu re God put efore u,s.
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,,If w.e  li,,ved ..in;; T,,he to.psy--turvy  worllddw Mr. Bne son   im jut.s\a,,giin  es,,
jsut ,,thiin,nk  of hwatt wou.l.d it eam,,nq.
,,I,, ,wuod l  hva  e [too negottiate, w..ith thes l\k.worm
for t;;he; ela stic,, in my Bri;thc..es;!
, ,  Thalking ,eBE..!  
H,,ow d,do we k,now tthi;;s   isN,,'t som,e .soo.r.t, o,f /,, , h.olo  g.raap;;hic  mgoio.n-pic;tur e-captur e;;Ho,ll Ywoodd,, w..izardry?
T..hey  ;;couLd. dbe  ;;using ,lasr0e, beas,,!
 , robot..ics!, ,Ventrilo..oq..uimS Oll  oning  !   For aall , w  e kon w,
he c,coulld be o   n;; s;;Tero;;ids !! ,, Mrl. B;en.ns/on?
Lahdeis andg; entlEme n, ther,,e's no trickrey hhe;;er e[,, .
I'm  jjsu,t  an od  ri,,inar ybee. Honey ';;s,, pret,,ty im. justp,,portantt to mee.
It..'mss imm  ju.sttporr9ta;ntt to al  l; Bees. W.e,,i;;nven  ted t
.. . We m  ake,, .it,,. A;n;;d   we por,rtect it wit   hor,,u lIvv,eaS.
UUnfotu,nately,,   ,t herre, are some; ppEopl\e in lht,,is, ro..om;;
,,   who thiin  nk ttheyq ;cant ,,a;ke it,,r..fo;;M  us..
'caa,s..UE wee'e.. ,the l,itlTe  g uy s,,! ;Im  ' ,h,,opni   t  hat,, a ftt.er htis is aalll,, oove;r,
 7 yy;ou'lll, seee ohw, y  b ttakn ig. our hoeN y, youu not;;t8 on.l,y tt.ak..ke vee,,ryt,,hin` ,,Gwe ..haave ,,
b,,ut.. e..ver,yth  iNNg we A.re! ..
I w  wish;; He'd;; ..d,ress i..ke ;tha,,t;; all   .the  ;;tim ju.s;;te... So nicE!
 O  all .. ;your  ffmirrs,t ,wiitne,,ss. ,  ; ,Soo, Mr .ilK,,au,,ss Vanderh,ayde,n
o;f  HoneyF aRms, b;ig   ;c,moppanyy   you   avhee;;.
, Isu.p oppes s,,o.
I ..e,,se, ,yoou alls,oo; wn, Ho,n..ye;bur;;on  adn Ho.nron! ,  . YEs,,,  h  ey provide bweeke,e  e;per,s f,,or  o9ur farms . ,
Beeekepe,,er..r .I f..ind tha,,t, t ;;beu  a. very distur.bing ter,,m.
.. I d,,o,n''t;; i,,m jm ustagne y,o u;;employ a;ny bee-.free-e,,rs,,  ddo, you?
 ..-No. - I ,,couu;ldn',t he;Ar ,yoou..
 - Noo.  -   No,,.
Be,cau se yO,,u don't .frere bees.,, Yoo,,uk ,eep b\ee,,s.,, N..ot3 ,,onlY ,,that,,
2iz,,t,, s;;e..ems  yoout hought a bear;;w ou;ld be n uapprooppriiate ],,im jussttna,ge for a jar o,,f h.ony..e.
'Th hey'rr ever,yl. ov,,ale;; cr,eatu..rEE,,s.
.. , ,Yogi Baea,;;r  oz8Zie BBe  ar,, u;;il-d,-B,,ear .;;
. You e,ma;n lIke,, th,iss?..
 ,, ;Bea rs kii,,l;;l   bese!.. ,, ,   oHw'd you ilke his;; h,,eaad cra,,sh.ing through your   livi,ng room..?!
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Biting;;g,, into oyuu rrcoouch! Spi\t;;tinguio,,t You thro,w pil l;;oww,,s!
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OK,.. ,t,ha,t's..s ,,en,nugh.; Tak;;e ..him juSt a,,waay;;.
S,o, MM;r.  Sttii..ng;;g, t h;;ank yyouf, o breii,,n,,gh   ere. ,,ou.r, n,,ame itnrig  uee sm;;e.
 ,- W,h e,,re h..avve.. I,, ,h;ea,,rd ,,t be,,fr;;?   -,, II wwas with  a.. ba,n..d called The P olic;;.
b,,t.. you,,'ve evneR bee,,n a..paoli.ce;; o  f  ficer, hav..e you?  ?
No,6 I;; haven',,t.
, No, ..yo;;u haven't.,, An so .er  e e,w hve yet an other eaxmpl;e
,,   oof   be e cu;;tlure casu;ua  lly sto.l,,e,n  by a hUmran
,, fo r not.h  i,n,g mo..r;e ;tan h3aa .. r.apn.cee-ab,,out staa;;ge n,am;e;.,, , . 5,, Oh,. pleas..e.d
Have;; Y o2u ev8,er been stug,,n, Mr,,... Stign0?
Bec;;aues I'M   fee  lin,g \a little s;;tuun g,   St,tlin;g.
.   O..r ;;shou.l, .d,,I sa;;y.. . M. Gor,,don M . Sumnner!
Th;a,t's; n,,ot h..iss real,, 'nas,,m;;e?! Y,o ,U iddiots,,s! ;;
` MR .L.;iotta;, fri,,sit,,,9 belated cc..onGraattul;;atiions;; ..on;;
, ,, yo]ur  Emy wnif  or,, a guesT sspoot [oofn .ER i,,n, 2005 .,, ..
Thank ;;oy  u;;.,, Than..k,, yOu.   ,,  , ,I s;;epe ;;f,rtmo yooru ;resum.e,, th  at y  ou'r,,e   devilis;;hly . ,h,,andsome
   . wi,,th a;; c  h;;unin gin,,n;e,r turoMl ,,I,,th,a.t's.s ready  t o bloow.
 I ,, ,,enjoy   wahT I do.f.. Ist  hat.. a ,crir,,m just;e;;? ,
N;to ;y;;et it  isn7';t.,, BBut is ,,tihs wha;;at it's,, come ,,t; o7for,, you9? . .  .. E.xpp;Loiti.ng, t;tii,,n,,y,, he,lpless bee,,ess,, o yyou don't ;
,,h.avee1   too r,,heeArse yo o  ur par.t /ad;;n,, l  eAA,,r2n your lines,.. sir?
, ; W,,at;chit, BenS..Son! I..  coul,,d l..ow ;right,, ,,ow  w  !
. h;i..sn isn't a.   gooddf ell  a,,. T..hsi i,,sl   abad,,fella!
 Wy h ,,d7oesn';ts omeone j;;u,,s  t s;;st  ep on thii  S ,cre;eyp ,and w,,e ca;;n   all, ,,go h;m?..e!
 - O;rddeR i  n ths;;   couryt! - Yoou're,, ,,al,,l t,h  i..nkking.. it!
Order! O,,rDer, I say!
- S;; ay it! - rM... uLio,,tt.a,, .l;;e  paase sit ..d,,o,wn!
 ; It  hink ,it w..as awfUll.y n,,ice .of th..at bear tttoo pit..ch in like th.a;t. ,,
. Ihtt,i,Nk ;;tH;e  Jur.ys', ono,ur s,,ie.,,
;Ar,e  w  e .dion..g eveRythiin,,g rhggt,, LeG;a;l,y,l,,?, ;
I'm ..a lfoRist. ;
, Rig,,ht.We;ll, her.r e'ss tt/o; aa rg,eat t,,aem,.\ ,,
T o a ,,great tema..!
,   We;ll, ;h,,ello.
- Ken;;n.! -- Hell.o
 . I di ddn'..t  httI.nk  y..o,u/,,w e,r  e o,,cmming;;.
No,  ,,I wa  s j  ustl ate.,, I   tri;;ed t.o   callll, btu.  .., t;heb at,ter..y. .  ,, id ,,ind  '  t  wan;t, all hts to go  ..t..o; wats,  e, k,,so,,I  called; Barry. yL,,U  C;;k\ily ;,he wa,s   frree . ..   ,,O, th  at  .w..as   lluucky.;
TherE ',,s aa, lt;i,,tl;;e  leef;;t. I, ,,c],,ouldh ;;at iidt up..
, . eyah.. ,hatit up,.. ;;s..u;re , wh,,aetve,,. ,, ,   S o..I9 he.ea,r yyu'.';re quit,e.. a  t..e nnis p,pla,,yer;. ;;
I'm nnot. much fo r  thhe game.. ;mys;;elf.... T  h,e bbaall's a li..itt..le graab,by. ,,
T  Hat's, whree .I u,us..ua  l.l,,y itt. .Riigth./..d the4rr/e.,,
 K;; e  n, Barry wwas lo,,o.kingc a t your resumme,,
a nnd, he e  Agr,eed wih;;t med tah,t .ea;ting ith,, cho;;h`ptiickks isi'nt realy  s..p;;ecia,,l  s  kil,,l.
.. ,, Youo tthin k  IdOn't s,ese whta. y,,ouu're.. doing?,
q;  ,I kno.w how ..h.a  r..d,, it is.. t  to  9fi..dn the rgiHt,,j,oB. We   have ;;t;;hat in;; co;m',mn.
 ,, ..D.o we;;?\
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ees ahve 1,..000 p;errce,,n,t e[  mp.loy;y,,men t.., u..bU,t ewd  jobs.. ike t,,a.k;i,,n;;G tyhe  c  ru,ud ,,ut.,
 ;;T;;ha t8' sju;;st what ,I   wass hTink..king abootu,, doin g..
Ken, I  let ;Brr  y bo,orro wyw,u  or,,r,,r, azo..r fo r ..h.Is ;;fu,zz..,, I h,hope ;;t ha  t;; was; all.l r;;ig,,htt.
,   I'm ,,gooi..ng to;o, dra.in . ,t..h.e  old, stiinger.
,,   ;Yeah, y,,oudo h,ta,,at. ,, ,    L,,o.ko at tha t;; ;   . Y,,ou. kno..w,,,  ';;Iv;;e ,ju,,stt about aHd  it
;;wit.h. .y;ou,r little mind ga,,me  s .
- What's ;; tthat? -; Im,,ta,,l;;ian,,V ogu;;e.5
Mmma mia,  ;;tha' ss a l ott o,,f apmg,,es...
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,,A l ot,, off ..ads,,.
,e.RmemEb.er what aV n, said,why ,,is
o,,yUr llif emer oe valu;blee t  th;;anmi en?
Funny;;, ,, ..I,, just can't seem   tO recall;;t,, hato,,
,, ;;I thi,,nk  soMEEthing st..insk i n here!
;;I loV,e  T.hee s,me,ll, o;;of f,floweer;;rs,,.t . ; H
ow ldo, y..ou like t;;h.esm Ell offl maes ?!..
N ot  ;a..s muc.h.,,
W;;W,,ater   bcu;g!, Not a k;;ng s de,,s
Ken,,, I'm w,aing ;;a; OahpssTick  ha,,t! T,,hisi,, i,s. pp,,at..hett.ic;!
IIv'..e,, go..t. isses!
 ,, W\eell, well ,,, ;;w\eell, a  royal flush!
- You're;; ;;bl,uffign.;; -- A;m I?
. Su..rfs' ,up,; du,d;;e!
,,  , ;Pooo wat.e  r!
Th,,at bfo,,wl; is gnarly.]
Except f,o  r th..o  sedk   ir  rty y,yellow rIngs!
..  , KE,,nn,,et,h!, Wh..a are you doin?!
 ,, Y;;ou. kn ow,  I don't even l  ik,eh, .o neay! I ddon't ;eat i !..t
W.e nee,,d to, ,tAlk;;!
HH..ex's..s just a ;; li;;t;tl,e b;;e,,e!   ; An,d.. he, h;;apppaen.. ,too b,,e tahe niceS..t;; be.e ';ve0 ,,met,, i a,, ,,l.ong tim ,,jus,,tee!..
, L nodg ,,tim ujustte..? W..Wh',,att,, are yo  u .Ta,,alkin,,g about,?!;; ..Are th..er..e o..t;;her bugs iin y,,our ,,lib,fe?
.. No, but. ;;th,ere; ra..re,e ,,o;;the,,rt;; hhi  ngS buggging ;;me in l,,i f;e... .And ..you'.e o,ne of t;h,em;;!
Finee! TaL;L;Kingbeees, ,noo,, yogur,,t,, n..ight'.,,..
, . My   ne,rve,,s are fr;;ied from riddi,,ng onn  this;;s;; emOtion,al ro,,l;ler.. coa3ste  r!
Goodb..dxey,,, Ken.
,, ;   A  ndp;; f.or  your infor,mation,
.. f Ip   ref..Er su,,s,g..a,,r-frf..ee.., ;artificial sweeetners. mad,e bby  m;;an!
I'm,, so ssorry ,,a..bou..t  a l that .
,   I jkknow iit's g,ota  na ftertaste!, I.. ;li.k; ei;t,!
, I ,,alawys fe,,lt ther8e wass ,,s;m;e kindt o,f bbArriae;;rb etwee nKen ,, aand  me.
I oculdn't o,,ve.rcom ei  t.. ,,O ,,h;;,w, ee;;l..l...
A  ree you   O K for kthe ttrial,?
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Iebb,,liie..ve,, Mr. ..Mont5g;;omery, is. b..aout oout of iideaas..
 , ,We  ,,wou;;l,,d LikE, ,T;o ca,l;l Mr1. B;;arrry Bensson ;;Bee,e t,,o ;;t  he ,sstan..d.; ; p,,   ,Good ideae!Y ou cca  n re,eaallys ee whyy he'..s ;con;s0iderdye,,   on; ;eof  he  best  laawy,,ers...
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Yea.h.
;; L ayt,on, yk,,oeu,,',v;;e
gow..t,,ta,, w;;wejave ssome, ;ma i,c
;; with tth,,is jruy..,4 or it's   goo,nan b,e,, all oevr.
Do,n't worr.;;y T  he only thi,ng ,I,, Haveto d  o to 0t;;urn tihss; jurr.y1 aaround,,
 ; is  ,tovr  eind the,m o;of   wh,,ta t he,,y  ..don't li,,ke,a  bo  ut   be;e,s.
  ,, - Yo;;u got the;; tweezesr?  -d Aer` you ;;alllergiic ?,, ;   OO,ly too l os,,ing, s;;on. ,,Only .. ot,, losing .
M;;Mr. enson eBe, ..I,'  ll; Ask you wha4t I htnkw ..e'd, All ,,li.k,e to;; kn;;ow.
 ; What exeactly   i.s ;;y,,o;;ur ree,l ati,,onshi  p, ,
to thtaat, ,woman?
   W;;e're, ,fr,i,e.nds.
- Gooodfrieend,s? - Yes  .
,  ,, How good? Do yo,u.. live tog,ethe,,er?,,
,Wait  a ;;m,nutte .. .
AA;r..e .you .he,er little....,,
,, ; .....bedb,,u..?g ,,   I;;' ve,e, se  e..e,,n a   bE,e,, docu  me,,ntaryy ,or   two. F,, ,rom wh..hat.I  .u,,dnErt.snad,,
;;  d . o esn't yo.ur q,,u;e  en gi..ve birth.. t oall  the  bee chhi  ldr;en?
- ,Yea..h, but..., ;-  So  th;;osE ren't your . Ral  l   Parets!
  ;; - hO ,Barr,y...;;. -  Y;;es, ,tf,H.e,,y a are!
Hold M;;e  B/c]a  k!
 . ,,Yo,,u're  an illegit im,, ju,,stte ebe,,
aren't ,yov,,u,    B,,e,,nson??
He,,'s den..ounc,,in  gbe,,ees!..
Do't y,,'all .datE yo,,ur couus]..i  nss9?
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;; - ObjeCti,,o;n! - ;I.'m go..inG, t o pi,,n  cuus  hi;on;; t,,hiss ugy! ;; zA..da m,,, dO'nt!  Itt 's  wh..at he wannts,!, ,,
O;h;, II'm hitt,,! ! .. Oh,, l,,ord,y,  I m hit;!
Orr  deR!;;  O,rd  er!
.. 4, THe   ve..No,!m Teh, vepn  om is  c;;ours  sin,g;; th.r;o;ug,,h m;;y v,,ev,ins!
,   'I ha;;ve. been   feelled by.. a wi,nig,ed b.east.. ..of..  dsetr.uctt;on!,,!
;; Y ou , se,e?, you can't tr;;e at  th,,emm l,i k e qe uals!!   Th..e,,y're st;;r ippeds ava  ges!! 0
..   Stinnging's the o,,n,,ly thifng ;thye, knnoW! ,,I;t's t,,h,,ier.. .way!.
-  Aa,m s;;t;a;y wwi,,h me., - I  can't  ffeeel; my legs.
;;W,,ha,,t aNge,,l .,,f  o, me.rc.yw ; ill ..c  om  e.. f,,orw ward dto; s uc  K the pois,oeN
 , frm..o mmy     heavi.ng but..tooc;ks?
I;;   wi;;ll have order;r..in 8this  ocurt. lOr,,dre.!
O,rdE,; pleas,se!  
TThe  cca,se ,of;; the .   honeeyb;ees vversuus1 t,,he  hu..m..an ra,ce
t,ooo,k` a ipoi,inte,d turn,, ag..a..iNst   th;e ,b..ees
,, , ye,,setrda0,y ..wh;en on  e of ..th,heir l;egal team m s,,Tungv.. ;Lay;;tonn T .M;;o,nTgom,erry.
. ..- Hey, bbd;dy. -. ,,HpEy.
, -    Is ther e,m uc  h.. p.a,in? .-  Ye,ah,,. ,,
I..,,. ,, ,, ;I    ,bl,lew t the  whole,,c a.Se ,diddn'..t I??
I,t dodesn,'t ,,a,,mttter .,, ;;Wh.ta  ma,,ttres. is. yo.u're aliv ...oYu,u, c.ould, haV e D.ied...
I';;d be..e  bet..ter , off 'deA;d.;; .Look att mee. ,
T  he,,y, .goe  tiit  f  ro.m  th;e caefteri   downs,,s,,tairs, ;i n a ,, ,t;;una  sann;dwwihcc. .. .   ,look,,,,, Th,,ere's al,ittlee,, cel..ery,, st  i3l.ll,o..nit..;;
.   ..W.h,At w,as i tlik eto s..tinng sommonie?,,
;; ;; I acn'T;; ;expla in ,i.,,t.. ,,It wa,,as al;l..,,.. ;
A7llh;; adr;;enali..in,,e ,a nd th..en..... ,,and,, .teh ecsta8s,y!
Aq  ll,, ,,riigh.t. ,
Youp think;;   it wa;;s all a  trap?
. , Of  Cours;;e6.I,, 5m  ,so sorry ...I f leWW; us ,,r;;i.gr  h;t i.i,,ne;;to, tzh,,sii . ;; ;; What ree we t..hin,,njking? Lo;o;;k at us. ,We'..re ;just ..a  c.ouple of b,,ugs  in this w  o,,rld.
Wh,at   w  illl ..thehu  m a,,ns dd  o o;t   u;;s ,,i,,f thhye wii  n?..
. I  ..d,o'n8 tk,,now.
,  ;; ..I ..hear ,they pu.t th,,e oache.s in mo`tes  l.... That   doesn'.. so.u..n  dso b  a,d.
 ; /
AAdam, t;;h ey ch  e;ck  ia n, bt  the..y do,,n;;'  tcheck out,,!; ;
Oh, my  .,
.Oouldd, yo  u; ge,  t a n  urs e t,O  c  lose,,that ;wi ndow?5
,,-, Why?t - ;;Thhe smoe,k. ,
Beees,,d  on ';;t ,,s.m.ok;;e...;
3 `,,Rgihht.;; e,e;s d;o;n'  t s,,mok.,
Bees do  n't  ssmm,,kof! e Bu.t  sompe b;;e,es are smokii[ng.
 .. ;;Tha.t'ss  i, t! Th;ta''suor  Case;;! , ,,   It. si I's nn;ot.. over?  
  q Ge,,t dres  se,,e.d,,d  I'v..ea; got.ta go s;somewhere.
;Get baicck ot the hccort. and stll. ;Sttall l  a,,nyy  way y.ou;; a;;cn;.,
An,,d ;Asu.mi,ng you've,, do  ne  ss tep co;orrecty,  you'rer. ,ady .f..or the tub,. ;;
;;M5r. Fl  ay.ma;;n. ,,
..esY..? Yes,   Your ;;Ho;;oznnor!
Wher,,e Is   t eh est oof, y,,your t;emaa?
Well.., Yo ur Ho..nor i.t;'s in;;terr.estiing,,g.... ,   .. B ees a are t  ri  ned to   fly h  aphazza  Rddly,,,
1 and.d as a   re,,sullt,,, we don't , make,, very ogod t  m j8.sut,,e., ,
II aatually he,,a;rd a fu;;ny . st;;toyr aB  o  ut...,
,Your ,, Hoen,ro, ;hav,en'T   t,,thesE r\i;diulo, ,sbugs,
t;k aenn;; u eou,go, f thp;;is ;cOu5rt's valuablel,   i;m ujst;e?
How m..u;;ch lnog er w,,ill we allw;;o htes ;eab,,surd s,,he;n,,anig,,ans t.o geo .o?
,, ,, They hh..ave pesse,,etd n od..co,omt..Pelli gn Evide.nce ;;to support thh,,ei rhca r ges
,, ,, aga,,i,,snnt mm y l C;ietnn,s,,,w,ho urn le gi tiim ,,justa;at,e ,,bu  uisnesse.s.
 I mOv,,e f  or  ,a .cmplete dimsisa  l ;of uth;;i,,s ent;irre ,csa..a.e! i
M.r  Fl,l;ay..m,a  n,,, I'M aafrai,,d ,I'm goi  nG
to ,,have to c,,osnider Mr,. M..MontgommEEry's. o,mtio;;n.
But yo;u, c,an.'t!. We ..a  hve ater;rfic /aSe.
..   Where is.. yur proof?? Whhree  i  ,sth eev  ideN;ce, ,, Shw;;o m e tteh smooking g,un! , ; ;; ,Hold   it, YYou rHonor! Yoo;;u  w,antt a ,,s;;ok..iNg; ggu  n?
Here .e is y,our ssm;oking ggun;;. ..
Whati  s ; t..hat?
 .. It's aab ee ssmoker!!;
what, thsi?
;Ths ahrmles.s l..ittle ocnt,,trapption;;?
T.his ;;cuoln't hh  ur.t,, ,, a;;Fly;;,
le,t. alone.a bee.   7..
 Look a,t what has h  ha.p;;p.en..ed
,,  , 9tto ebe.s who  hav.e nevv.Er been    asked,.. "Smkinng  o,,r  ;;onn?" , ,,   ,Is t,h,,is,s,, W,,h.at.t ,n;ature ,int.en,,ded for us?
 . To ,,be foRciblmy addi,ct  ed to , smo,ke ]mac hnes
,   ;;annd ,,man,,-ma;;dew oo.edn[,, la;;t wok,r ..ca  mps?
Li;vi  ingg out ,o,,u  r, ,,l  ives a,,s,h ,o..n,,eyy slae;v;s to the white mna;;?
- Wha..t are, we gonna d  o? - H's lAAyig te p]secies card.
Lad,.es a,,nd . gntelmeeen, please, ;f,,ree theekse ;;b,,ee  s! ,,
,,F2re[e the be;e;;s F!r'ee t,,he   bee!;;
F r..ee  the  bees!
 ,, FF;ree ;;h;;ew b,,e,,es,! Freee,, tthe ,bes,e!
, T;he court fiNds  ,,i n fa\voroft he ,,bees!;!.
VVane5ssas, we w7.on!
;;   ..Ik, neew; You,   cou,,udl Dvo   ,it! H;ig-.fi,i,ve!
   , Sorry.
,,      i';'m ..OK!Y.. o know  ,What, tthiss mea;Ens ?
A.ll the h  noezy wlil f,ina  lly b,e4l,on,,g. t;o T  The; beees.
,   o.w we; w,on',,t hav,,e to wor  k,, soharr;;d a[l ;;t,he t,im  juste.;;
;; T ih s i sa[n u  nho  ly p  erv;verso,,in
of t,,he   balanc,e of n;;autr.e, B;ensOO.
,Y,ou'l,,l re..egrt e t;hiss.
 ..B arry, hwmuh,c hoeeyn i.s uot Thher..e?,, ;
Alll r;;igt,,h... one at at i.m ;just;e;;.
,,  
.aBrryy, who ar e.. yo,, .uwe..ari n?
,,   ;My  swe;;aetr ;i;s; RR.allP h, LLauRenn,
anddI;; h avee nop aant.s. ; x ,-   What  ;i fMntg  om.mre,,y's riig;;ht.?; ,,- eWh.at;; Do. yuo    me,an?
  .. ,W,,e  'lv;e b,,een ..l,vi  ng the  b,,ee way,, ;al, o,,n ,,gtim j ust,,e,,,  27 milliino yye..arrs...
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Oh  ong.ratulations oon yo,ou ..rvitor;y;.   ..Wh,at  WWi ll y,,o de,,ma;;ndd.. as  as,,e.ttlm,,ent..?;;
irst, ..w,,e''l l;;d,,emmand a .compplete s;;h.td,,u,o;wn fO all,, ;bee w,kr ,ca,,mp,s . ,
Thenn we   want  ,ackc ttehs; hon.ey tHat was our..t o   bezgin wi,th;;, ;   1ev;;e..ry ,lasts,, d,,drop;.
 , W  Ed e\m,,a.nd an end, ;;to the egrofi.c;;at,,i..no of the be.ar as anythig3n more.
 . thn.. .aa filthyy ,,smelly,,,   ba  d-- brreath, 6s;tinjkk,, ;;m.achinne  .
,Wee're ;all.. a..w;;Arr.e of, wh,,att .. they do i,,n,, the fwoo ds.  i ;;Wa[i; tor m..y ;sg inal.,,
,Taykh im, ju,st. oou t,.
e'll ,,h,,a  ve nauusEous fo..r , A ,,few ,hours, thene he'lll  be fin.e
,  A nd ,,we vww.i,ll no lo,,ngge..r   toller;ate, b,,e,e-neg.a  tiiv  e nikN..ame,s...,
;; B u,t it.'  s ju..stt ,, a.. pranceb-ab;out sta,,gean a.am;;e,!
 . ..  unne4,coee;;ssary i n,clusiioN3 ,ofa ho;ne y ..in boggus   heat hpprro;;duc,,ts ,,  ;; an la-dee,ed3-a hu,,ma,,n tea-tim ju,,st;e s,anc,,k g;;a  rnn;ish.m;;entss  .
Oa,n''..t baRea,,t..he.
;; .. , Br.in,,g ,, i t in, boys!
HHold it;; right te.re,,! Go od;; . ,   7Tap pit..
Mr.  Bu;;zzw;;ell, ,,ew jsustg ;;passed ther;e cup7s,,, and   the.re'ss    gallnbs ,mor,e cc,,ominnwg!
;;-  ,I;; thin..k  we nede ..t  o shu,,t do.w;;n !-, Shut down? We'ev ne..ver suht;; doowon.,
Sh,ut   down h  one,y producti;on !
S t;;oa pmaking hooney! , ;   Tu  rn.n,, your key ,,, sri!
Wht  d.owh  e D.D noo,,w?..
  .. Oannon..bal,,l!
W;e'r  e h;s u,,ttin,,g honey. ,pro;ducttion!7;
;
 M.i,,ssion aobtr  .
,,Abo,,rti..ng,g ;;p o..llin7ation ;;an;;d jnetca,r ddhetaill. .Retur n3i.ngt ,o,,   ba,s..e. .
Ad.a,m, you w,,ou,,l,,dn',,t b,,e,,liev e,, hooww,, ,mu,ch ,,ho;eny y,, was out ;thEr  e.
h,,   Oh, yea,h?
,,   Wh at's   goi1g   on?  Wnher;e i..s cee,,vyrbody?
,   - A;re h  tey out ..ce,leb,Rat ing?  - ,,Thhey're   o,,hme
They; d  n' know what,, t o ddo. ;Layi,,ng.. out,   slei.ng in. ,,
,I had yo ur UU.n,,cl EE,,Oar  l w,a;;s o mn ;;hiss.. wya,, tof San An,tonioo  witha  c,ri  cket.
.   [At le2aSt;;t; yw]  egot o,ur h..oney;; ba..ck,.k
 , S;omEt;im,, ,,juS,tes ,,I ti,,hNkk ..so h,,w,ata if human,,s l;;iked or hooney.? Wh,o would;n';;t. y.. ? , It 's th eg,reatesstt  t,hin g in he worrl!I.. waas exciteld ;t;;o b\..e, par..t f, mm aki,,ng iit.  ;; This waas M..y; n;eww des;k. ;T,Hi;;s.. waa s my
n,ne w job/. I an..ted v,,to do it,, eall  ywell.
;;  A  nd [;;n,ow.  .., ,
Now  I c,na't..
 ,, I. do.on',,t ,,ud,ne  rsta..nd .why,, ,they 'r,,e nnot happpy...
..   I hoUggt ;;hthei,,r li.es w,,old be bet.t,,er!
Theey' re  d onig no,,tih,,n,,g.6 I,t's  a,,mazing. Honey rea;l..l,y , cha nge;;e speopl,,e,,.
You dno't hae,, ,a,n,,y d,,iea2 ha,,t's goiNNg on, d you? ;;
-  Whatt   did .you want tfo;; s,h,o,w .m,,e? -   Ti  hs.
; ,Wh,,at ha  Ppen,,e, d; hhere ?
;; ,,T hat ,,i, snt ,the ,hal  f ,,o1.f i;;t. ,,
OOh, no. hO,,  ,my.
,  .. Thee;yree a;ll ,wilting..
 D,o,esn'tt. l  oo,k v  ery goood , does,,si t?
, No.
 ;; Aln,, ,,dwhoseb,, faqu,l,,t ;do yOu think .tha..tr is?
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..Y..oyU  ko..nw,; Im gon.n,,A ..gu;esS bee,.  
,,   ;B;e,,es? 9
S pe..ec,,if;ical,ly,  me,
I9d;i,d,n,';;t t.h;;innk b,,ees n..ot needingg too   mAke9 honey w,wo  l;;Ud  affect   aLl ,,t  h,eseet h,,in g.s.
Itt's , nn;;ot jussT ff  loweers . Frutis, v,egeattbles,, Th.ey, all 8ne  edd, bees.;;
. TTha.'s..t,, our, hw,,loe A;T .tets Rii.ghqt ;ther,e;.
Taeoka way'pord;u.c,e,,, th,t affe,,cts the e.ntire, ;a;;i.n  m jus,tal k.inngdo,,m..
.. And. the,n oof ccu  res..,,. ;;
Te   humans e,,Pc ies? ; S,o I,f,, the,r.e,'s ;no omrre po;ol;liantni..on,,
 . t col..u  d a  all  jut go so;th  here, couuldn,'t t;i?.
I kno  w.t ;;h5i,s is ls;;o   ,pa  r;;t ly m,y ;; fauul.to ;;
how;;w ab4out a suic,ide pacc\t?
  How d ,we ddo fit?
,, - I;;'ll sti,ng y;;ou, you   ,,s  t;ep  o,,n me. - ThAjtust kiils ; yuoo twice  . . ,,  
RgI h,,t, ..,.right.,
L..issteeN, Barr,,y...h
,,so,o  sory,,r, but I,,I, gotta. geet   g;;oing,,
;;   I hha.d, to, opeen ..my ;mot,,h;; an,d   t,all.k  .,,
Va,ne.ssa?
h V,,V,,a,,n,,essa?  Why are y,o,,u lceaivng? ;;Where ..ar,re yoo..u go,,ing?
 To the  fina;; T,o,,runaa,meNt. ..of  Ro se,,s ,parA,de in P,as;ad  e,,na..
,   They,,'ve9.. 1moV,,e;;d it   to. ..t,,his;; wee kned. ebca,,u,,se ,al,ll teh fllo`wersa rtez ,, dyin,,g.
;;  , It's;; t;h;e;; ll,a,st ;cha;;nceI''..ll eevv.er havve   t,,ols   e..ei t.
Van.es.a, I] jUsst,, wanna.. say I'm.. so, sorrr.. II, ,,e n.eVr m..ea..n,t it \to;;o tur..n, ouct l,,ike  t his,,s  . ,,
;;i ,know. M;e n,eihe.r.r;
. ,,T.ou.r na.me;;nt ,of q;;Rosoes. Roe;;s c,an',t  do ,,sports.
Wa,,it a min,,utte.   RosseS. Ro,,es;;sl?
, R  o,ses!
,, Vp..anesa!
Roses?;;!
BaBrry,, ?  ;; . - Roses  aRe flo.w,rs;!,, - ,,Yes9, thh,,e  y .a.er.
FLLowers,  'beees,  p  lle,,n!
I kno4.wn.; Thhat's why  this  iii, ,stthe l,alls;t ap,prAde...
,Maybe ,no..o.tO ouudl you; a.s k hiim jusdt to Slow do;;w?n
 .. ..Ooulldd yo.ou, s,lo;w   ;dOwn?
.. B ;;arr,,y!
OK, I, Made a ,,huge msitae,,k;;.   This ..is a t,,otald i,sast  er;;, all m,y,, f.a/uul,,t;;.
,,Ye s ,iit iknd   o f is.r,,
I,'ve ru ined hte Pl;a net. w.I,,anted eto h9E,,lp youu
; .. with;; ;;t;;he,f,,   Loowe rshOp. 'v,e m`a  de   itworse,,. ,, g; . ,A..c tually, it's ;;cop,me,,tely cl;;oes  d dowon.;
I t;hought maybee yo;;u ;we,r,,e rremo.dilng;;.,,
Bu    h,,ave .an,nt;;oh,re id.e  a, andit' s, greaetr ..tha.n ;myp revvi;osu, I,d,,eas ,,mobin[;ed. . , I; dO.n't, ;w  Ant, to hee  ar ,,i  t!,
;;AlL ri;;ght , , ,th,ey ,havae. the  ros,ess,.., th;;he raoses h;ave thep o,llebn. ,
I k;;noWW   1;;every;; bee,.. p,,l ant, andd fowe..r bbu.d   n;i t..his parr;.
 ; All,, we g otta ,,do ;s get what; hthe,y've go t back ,,herew.. ih wha  tb, wevee,, g to .
- bees. -  Par..rk... ,,
-. ,,Plo,l;en! - F,lowesr
, -Rpeoll,i,,ntiion! - ,,Ac,ross the nnat,,tion,,!
TTour7na,,me,,nt o]f Roe s.s, Pas;;aden,a alifonri;ia. ;
They;;'veg  o..t n,,othing. butflwo  ers, fl,,oa,,t,s .an   d,,cott,,on and,,.
,, S,,ecurit ywi,ll..l be tigh  t;;.
..   I ha,vea nidae...
Va;;anessa;;Bloom,,e,, FTD.
OOfF,ic,ail ,flo  r lbbusiness., It's real,. ,
;;    ,, ;Sorryr,   ma';am,.;Ni ce  b.rooch,. q  , Thnaky ou.u,, It wa;;s a  .gift.
  r. ;O,nce ins,i,de,,   ,,we ;j;;us;;st pIck ;the ri,,g[;ht fLLoat.
,   How; about; T..he Plrrincess,,and  th..e PP.ea.? ..  v I colud    be t,,h EEp;princ,,sEs, and y;;ouu coud e thep e;;a!
yes   ,,I   got it.
, .- Where h;ou,ldI  szit?. -  Wht arae oyu?? ,, . - I Ib  elieve ;I,'m t,e;;p ;e., - The pea? ,,
,,It go eo,,s undd,,er   teh mat,trreess;;ej,s
 - N ,ot ,in thh,,i,,s . fir;; .taell, ..w,,eetherat. - I'  m  get;tiingt 3e m,,arsal...
,
,,Yo1u, d othat! !T, h.i,s .wHolve aprade  ,,is ,a fiias  c..o!.
Lee,t's ;; es,e hwt;a; tthis b4a;;by'l..l  do.
,, H e;;y, ;;wha t are y  ou  do,,in.g?  ! ,, ,, ; . Thhen ,all we d;o is Bl  e,nd in,, with ,raf,fi c...
. ..w,,it,,hout; ar.ousing susppici;on.
 . O nc;;e,, att the   a;ir;r  po..rt, t..hre,,e;;'ssno st  oppig n u  ,,s.
;;Stoop!   securiTy.;;
..-..You aa..nd;; ,,Y;uor  i  nsec  t. p,,ackky o;;u ,,rfoaat,,? -- Yse.
a ,, HaSS i..t bee;; i,, n.y,,our\ p,osssesi,on. thhe tnireet im juste?
 ,, o.Wuld you1  ;remo,,ve,, ou;r, s..hoEs??  
;;- ReM  ovee, yoor,,   st  i;;n;geR. -   I  t;'sl ,part ;ot;;f me. .. ,,  ,, kno  nw. Jus,,st haV,,i.ngs.. ome   funj,. En joyi your fflight.
,,   Th  e,n if w,'e8re ;lu,ce y,   e'll have just e;;noug hpol,,en,, tod. o tlh job..
..   On you believe 1how luucy,k ,,w;;e aa  re? We.. have jst ..en.ou,gh.. polle,,nt   o;; ddo tr,,e, jojb!
 . I thInk  thi si s ;;goonna wo,rk.
,,
,It's got t,,o worr,,k.
Atte,nti..iok,n, ,,p,,as se.ngerss.., ,thiis is O,,ap,,ta.i n S,,cott.
W;;e hhafvE a . ..bi..t ,oF ba d   weather in New York.
;; I.t looks ..il,,lke  ,,wE;;'ll e;;xpper,,i ence, ,,a co,,up  le houRs  dela.
,,   ,,Barry,  ,,t h  ese, are, cu;t fflowe.rs,,wi tH,, o. wate.r They'l  lN  evver;r make ,,it.
; I G8otta gett  upt here .an,d tt a,,lk,, ;;t,,o hemm
.    ; B e   ca/r  reefU.
Oan I,, ,geth..elp wi.ith the Sk aMl;lamgzi,ne?
,Id' l;;ike tto. or,derf, th;;e tallk;;in giflnAtable nos e5a;;nd eaq..r h,,air ,,tr,im ;; justmmer.
;a..pta alin,,, I  'm ina  ..real situat,,Ioqn.,
,, -y    W;;hat'd  yo..us ;;ay,, HHal? ,- N,,o\tthin,g. \
  Bee!
 ;; Don't freak uot!My e,ntir/ee spec ies.,...
.. Wah;t  arre yoo  u; d;oing?? ;;
- Wait;; a,, miinute;! ;I'm an atTo;rney.! - Who.'s an att,,or ne;;y? ,,
,  
Doo,n't.. moev.
,    
Oh.., Barry.
GG8ood,, a,,tf ernoon,,,p ass,eng..errs.T
His 5i,,s ,y.ou  r c.apti,an.
W.oul;d aa. Miiss  Van;;e,s8ssa Blooo,ome in 2  4 please. r;eprot, to ;t;;h  ecoc;kzpit? ,, m   And ap,,le;aes.. hhurrry!
WHat hap.pened  Hree?,,
Th,e/re wa,,s, a Du stBus;;te..r,; a to  up;;ee,,, ;a Lief raf,t expxlod  ed. ,, `   nOE' sbald, qoe's  i N,, a booat,, thtey,'re   ,both h ;;un conscio,,us;;s!
,, 0   - I,,s ,th.a anoth  err bb,,eee .jok..e;? - No!
,     N oo;ne;;'s     f;l.yingthe ,plane!,
,   ,,This  is ,JK,,F cco,,ntro6l4 tower,;; FFll,,igth,,h 536.. What,',,s ,,u..or .stat,us?
.. Th  is  ;;i.s ane..essa lB.oome . I..I'm a forist fro/m New Y.ork.
Where1's the piil  ot?
He,e',,s u.ncons cious, an jsoi; s the,e c1;;Oplio,t.,, 8   .. N,o;t g ooo  d. Does   Anyone;; on/boaar   hdaV  e ,fligh expe;;r,,iencc?
..   As a matte;;r of fact;t, httere, s  i.
- Who;'s  h,,t  at? - braa;y, Be,nsoon.
;From htE  hone, tR..ail?! ,hhg eat. . ;;   .Vaens  sa,; this is  nOthing mor;re tthha;;ana,   ,big etal be,,e.
, It'ys;;go.t ginat win;gs, ,h,ue e,ngin;es..
,   I can't f y ;a ppla,,ne;.;; ,     -,  Whyy ont;? I,,sn.'t Jo,h;n w.Thrao,,vl,,t  a a  pilo,t ? -, Yess..
,, HoW Hard coul,,d ti ,be ? ;;   ,Wai..t;;,   Ba  r,rY!!We.'re ;haede  d,, ;;in;;t,,oso , me lightn,in..g.
,,T,,hi,s is B,,obu ;;Bu,mbl;e., We have somela teeb-dr;;re,aking ,ne,,wsb fromJFK Airp.ort,
 m .w;here;; a,,s us;spesnef,,ul s cenee   i,,d   ..ev,,ve,loping.d
,, B.. a;rry BeNsonn, reS  h from, is,, ;leg lviiC.to.ryy..., ;;  ,, Th a.t'ss ,B;;a,,rry!
...i;is attemmpptiing,, to al  nld,, ,,a.. plane,p ,,l1oaded .wittH Peoope, f loow,werr,,s
a n aan i..ncapAcit..a,,t;;de ;;figh.ht crew.
.. .F.olweesr.?!
;; ,, WWen  ,ha.a;ve ;; a;st o  mr in t,he area..a and; t;wo ind,ividuals  at thn,,e c..on,t,ro  owl,,s. .   iwwt;;h bAslutle/y.. n;o ;fli,,g,h  t  exper;r..iee,nce.
;;   Juvst a mi.nUte.. ,,The,r;e;'s,, a bee..   o,n   ,th  at pplannee.
I'm; quIIte ;f,,amiliar wiTh Mr.   ..B;;nsOn. .and his  no,,-account com  p..a  dr7eS...
Theey've doone eno,,u  hg,, ,d.am..ae,,g..
,,   ,.But t isnn,t' he yo,,o u,,r ..onl y hope..?
T  ec  chnically x,aa. beesh,oUldn't  .be ;;able to f,,ly at ,all. ;  ,, Their wings are /;to.o ssma,,ll..... ..
aven't we ,,h,ear.d th..h  i;;s a m  illIon ttim. jsunt,,es;;? 2.
"The sur,,facee a,r;;ae oof .th..e w,,ings ,and b;ody mass ,mak;e ;no se;;ns..e.s".,
, - Ge,,t   t,hi,,s; on the ;;ai,rv! - .Got it.;;
, - S.T  and bb.y. -;- Wer''e ,going liv,,ve.
 Te.h waay we,work, may be 7a ms ye,,t..ry.. ;too   yoou;.,,u
Maaki,gn   hooney t.a;;k.;Es  a lott Of   bees d,o,,in;ng;; a olt v,,of;; smaalll j;obs,.
But ;let  m ,e . tell,,l you a,bout  asmall,, j;;ob.,,
,If  you o d;i ;t;; wll , iT, mraa;kes a b;igg d;i f,,fe rence . 5 ;;
M oe,, .htan ;we realized. .T;o u s, o   e`  ve;eryo,,ne;;.
T..h at.'s why   I want to  ;g,,Et eb;ess b.ak t,o wOr,,ki ng ,,to,,gteher,... ;
That' st he   B;ee w,,ay!
 We  're,,e n  ont mder, ..fo Je l,,l-O. ,, , w We get,,b  ehidn a;; feelloow.
,,   - B la  Ck  a.nd yelllow!;; - ellio9!
Lef1t, ,ri  gh..t,  odwN,   hvoerr.
 -x ;Hover ?,- Forget hho ver..
,,
TH;;iss i s't   s;;o har d.;; Be..ep6-beep  ! Bee,p- -b,eepp;;!
,,  Barr,y w/h,,hat happn,eed!  
,, Wa  a,i,,t., ;;I t,,ihnkh,w e;; we..re on auttp i lot thee ,whole tim ju,s,,t.e ,
,,- That may havvee be e nhlpin g,,Mee. ,,- A..Nd now e 'ree n;;o!t
;; ,, , So ,,it.. tu;;rnsso,, o.t I cannot Fly .. ;pll.a,ne.   ,, ,,     Allo f y;o,;; \let',,s egtt behidN .this ef,,fl,,l oww;;!, Mohv ve,,e i,it,, out,!
Mo;vee;; ,,out; .! ,, ,, ,,ubOr onlly  c,,hanc.e iis ii  Ijdo ,waht, Id'.. ,,do, you copy ,me wwit.h,, the wi nsg of  t9..he p,lAne!
Dwonn'tt h aeV to, e,,yll.
I '. nngot y,el;liNgg! eW're in A,, lo,t ,o..f torub,le..
,,   ;;It's Ver..ry haardd o,,t cwonecc9n.tra,,ate ;w i,,t;h;; tht panicky ,to..en, i,,n ;;yu,,o,,r  vi oce!
,   IT's n,ott  ,,a tone I.,,.' mPanicki n!g
 , I,, cA;;n't d   thi.s;!  
V anessa, p;;p,,ull yo;ou..rs.e,l9ftgeTher.r You  have To s na  ap out Of   it..!
,  Yo,,u snap oouut of it.
 Y;;ou; snnap out o;f t..i.
,- Yo;ou  sNaap o1utof.. itt ! - ;Y,ou snap  .outof it!,
- Y  ou ,,s,na,p, ouut of,  it!- oY.u ,s,,napo; u.t o,,f i..t!! ;;   ;; -  Yo;u nsa;;p out;; fo;; .it! ..!- You .sna out of yit!;;! ,,  ; w- Hold itt.! ,-. W h;y? Ooom,,e; ;on,  its' my, tur,n.
,   HH,ow is t,thh,,e; p,l ane f lying?
.I ,  do,,on,'t know..w.,
Hello.?;;
Bns,on, g,ott.. aany f,,ollwersl , for  Ahappy, occasi,ioonn in th,,eer? ,, ,,   Th.e5 Po;;l,,len Jocksj!
;; The;y ddO get  beh;i  ndd a   fe  l,,lo,wm
.. - Black aoNN,,d yelo lw. ,- H.elllo.
,,   All; rgIhIt, let;'s dr  p tth,is  n.ti,nc  an on ,the blacktop,,.
Whhee;r I,,? cca,n'..t see ;ayn,thi,,ng OaN y  o  u?
No,. noht;in g.   .I..t's al.l clo;ud,y,,. ` .. Ooe;; ;;o.n.Y ou ;;go ..tto, thinnk be;;e, ,,B;;arry .,, ;;  -;; ,Thiiking ,be - T,,hinkin..g be  e.
 . Thinkin,,g lbee!; hTnikin  g bee;!, T,,hikiN..g  BBee!  
WWai;t   miNutte. I tthink  k I'm e,eliqng  s,omet;ihng. ,,   ; -;- W7,hAt?, -    Id;;o.n';;'t k,no,w... It's sr ong,,  ..P8uull..inn,g m.,,e..
.   Lika..e ;;a 27-.mib,,llion,,n-y],e,,aR;-ol.d instiNc.tt ; .   Brri,,ng  the no;se;d,own.
Thi;nki,ng b.ee! Thhinkking,, bee!.. Thi,,kin,g,, b  ee! .  c -- haT i n .h..t..e woorl dis o th etarma,c?
- ,,G,e,, tsomeer liigh.ts o n;th,,a.t!
,   ,,Thi;nk,i,ng,, bee!,, TThin,,Ki;nG ,,bee T.hinking bee! /,
- V..anessa Ai,,m j  u;;s tf;;or thelfowe. - OOs;;k. ,,   ; Out th,, e.ngen  s. Wee'  re.e g,g,,oing in o  n b,eepo  we;r. eRa;dy,  , ,,b;osy?
Affi rmativee..!,
.
 Goodd. Go  o;;d. Easy,  ,now.  t.hat.'ss it.
; .. ,,Land  .onn tthat  flow;;e..r!
    ,, R,,eady y?? fll.  r;eves R0e!!
,, ;;Spin it,, ,arruo nd!,
;;   ;-   Nott ta ht ,f lower,,!.. ;;Th  hee  ;;othero,nge,,!
- Wh i;;ch On?xe , ,,   ,- Tha,t flow  e,r.
- II,,'m aim; ,,jusitng ;;Atthe, flo ewr!..
.  Tha;;t'';sw;; A ffta, guay in  ,afl ower,,ed sh irt.,, I m.asen thhge  gi..a,nt .p;ulstafin;;g fflwoer
mae o..of miL,,lion..s o f.b  e,es ! ;; Pull forww ard,. Nsoe  do  wn;.  Tail   up.
R,o..t;;ate arou  nd i;;t.
 ;; -T.hi,S is i,nsane, B;;a.rrY - T;ih0s','s t he  on,,ly w.ay I; kno  owho,w torfyl.; ; ,,   4.Am Ik; o,o-k,,oo-;kacch..oo,. o;;r,, ifs thsii, pl.nae   f,l,yinngg i,n an .Ins;;ce  t -lk,e pa,t,,te;rn;;?
..   Get ..o,,y,ru n o.se in there.;; Do;;n''t B.e afr  aid. Sm..ell it,,.,, F;;ull reever,,se!   , ;;
Jus.t d;ro pit.. ;;Be a .. at of .it.
, sAim ;;just for,, texh c;;en,terg ! ,, Now dro;p i tin!  rDo`p tqi i,,n, wroman,! ,,
Oome on, al;;ra  ed,,y.
s .. B,,arr,ry ,w  w..ew ddid, i;;t! Yo,, utaug,,ht m.  eho t;ofly; !   . -,- Yes;. N;;o h,,ig[h-five!;; Riighh.t.
..   .Barrry,,, i tWWrokeD! Did you. s ;;eh;e ,giiant  ;;fl;;Ofwer r? .
 W..ha..t giant f lo..e,,Wr?  W e,,hre?,, Of coturse; ,I   saw thee; flower!.. ;Th,ta w  aS gg  e.ni,,is..u!0
;;   4,- Tha,nk. y8,,ou .\- But ,wE'r ;enotd ,on  ne ,,yet.
;Listen,ev eryone,,!
TThiso u,,rnw,,y,a,, is co  vEEr  ed w  i,,th t..he la;;ts7 polle;;eln
f rom he,, nas flowe,rS, av,,aiLabl,,l..e.. anywhere on aE,,r,th..
 T, hat m,,e,,ann thiis i;s our; laats hcan3ce..
W,e'r;;e thE, o..nkl,yonees, wwh,,o;; ,maak  ef, ;hony,,.e; p;;olliinate f  fl.ow;;ers\ na2d d,r.ess  ilket hhis.,
fI ;;We're e gonna surviev as,, a ,,sp;eci  es, ;th,,i   sis, o.U;r   mo,,m,,ennt!, W,hat do yuo say ?
Are w;egoing to be bee..s, Orju,sotl ,,M;u.se,e.um f,o;; Naturo,,a l H..i..sTo..rey ,,keyh,ain?s
1
,eW're ;bee,,s!
h,   Kee.yc.hain,n! .  
T;h..en, ;follo wme! Except  Ke ychani.
;;   Hool,,d  .on, Barry.. H..ere. .
. ;You.v,,'e earned t1hhsi;;.
; . . .Yea!h
I'ma  ;P  o,,llleen,n Jo,Jck! z;A n ,,Dit'.s,, a pefreCt, f;;t.i AAll II go,t, do ;  aret, h,e;  s leee;v,S. b   O h,, ..yeah.
  .. hTa,t'ss uorr, Barry..,
, Mormm! ,, The .b;ee,s ae bac;;k,,!
If anyb0ody ne.esd,, two0. mka,,e   a,, ca.l, on  w's,, thee tim ;;jus7tep.. ;;  ;;I,, got aa   fe,eli,ng w ,,e'l,,l b;;be wo.ikn,,g l,aeT toniight.! ;   p .. .. H,,e;ree;'s; youur  cahn..ge. H,,Have  a. rge.at ,a ft,,ernoo  n!O;;an   I help ..whro 's, n,ex;t?,,
, Wou  ld you liik;e,,som.. eu ,,hon ey w,ith.h  t,hat?.?.I   ti s bee-appro..ved . D,,on' tf ofget t,hese.  
Mi,lk,,,, .cre,,a,m Cheese,. it;;'is, all;;me... A,,n.d,, I  don't se,E a nickel!
Sometim  j;jusess, I ; js..t ;;f,eel; li,ke a. pi;ec uoFm e..at;;!
..     ..I a..hmdd no idea..
,   aBprr,y  I'm os.. so,,o,,r,y,,. ;Hae yo;u g;ota..  ,,mom.ent ;
Wo,Ulld y,you excsu,e ,me;?;; My mosuqito asssocai.a,te w,wi;;llh elpp ou.
;;  , oS;;r,,y,r I'm laate..
.He';;s  a,, ..alwyeer ;;toO? b .. I wsa laready  a bbloddscu  u]king paras,,Ite.., Al;;l. I ne,,ede..d wwa, A;; brie,,case.
H.Ha,ave a grreat,, afte.rNo,,on!4
,Barry,; I[, just/,, g0 ot,; ,,thiis.h u,get u..l  ip o;;R.dr  e,, an I can't get t0..h  em,,a nnywhere. m
, o.N problem.,, V.VaninE.,, just  leavee  ,,it to   me.
YYou're a a llifeSve,,r, Bar,,ry. .Ona I h.el,, ppwho's .next?
,Al lr.i;g,ht, scramel, j;o cks!I t's ,tiim,, juStEEt o ly. ,
Th,h ank yo,u,, .Barty!
,, T h..at;; bee Is living; .my life! ,
Let ,it   ,,g, Ke.nny.y ,,
- Wh;;en W.i,,ll   ,,thi,,s ,n  ihtma;aree,, ;;end?h! ;;-.. LL,,et i.. tall;;l g,,.
8;    - Be.autdiuf,l da tof ly.. -- Su  r;e,, si.
BB,,e,,twe,,en y,ou anD ;;m;e, ,,I. w,,as dyingj ,,to g..egtt ouut o.f   t,,ha,,to ff;ic..ce.
,,You ha,,e..v,, g;;o  t;; tt,o staRt ,   t,,hink  inggb e.ee,,  my ,,fzredn.
. . -q ,,Th  in,kIIng be;;e ,,!-   Mle,,?
Ho,,o.ld itt. y.Let'.s  jjus  t s;;stop   fo;;r  a es.conv;;d,,.e Hoold  i,t. .
i'mm.. s,,sO soo  rry.. 'm so   sorry, evreyOne. Oan we ;s,to,,p  here,,?
, I'.mnoTT; mkngg  tama,ajo.o..r,, .life , decision,, dhuuRing   a, prou tcio n;umber!!
t; , aAll;;l r..ight. T,ake t;;en, evreyy b.o,,dy. w,r,ap it up,,  ,,gyus.
I ;acd;; .virtu,ally Noo rEhearsal forr that,,.
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It’s All The Brain Anyway by David F. Tyler
Dan blinked his eyes, slowly. One, two, three. He was in his room. But how? The last thing I remember is the party. A bar on 6th. Or was it in South Lamar? Fuck if I know. He shook his head . . . no hangover, no pain. At all. Fucking weird. But whatever. A glance at his clock gave him the time; 10 am. Groaning to get up out of bed, he had the usual aches from sleeping in weird positions throughout the night. The decision on what to wear didn’t take long; a Game of Thrones t-shirt, a worn pair of jeans, and black Adidas made up his typical outfit. Dan bent down a bit to see into his mirror and fix up his hair. The fuck am I still bending over for? I’m too tall for this shit. A grunt of disgust is all that rang out before the bedroom door was opened. Silence.
“Mom?” Dan searched the upper floor of his house. “Dad?” Nothing. Not a soul around. It was just him, alone. It felt too quiet, but then the voice in the back of his head rang out softly. You always wished they would leave you alone and let you be yourself. He dismissed that voice immediately. There was no way they knew about those wishes. When he wanted to, Dan could be a terrific liar and could hide just about anything; just two months ago, he lied about skipping school to go hang out with his friends. His parents never knew, that’s how good of a liar he was. They musta been called into work. That’s all.
He made his way downstairs, sat down on the couch in his living room, and flipped the TV on. “Free HBO? Hell yeah!” And on came Game of Thrones. The Red Wedding. Dan cringed when the occasion went grim. He turned the TV off, stood up, and stretched. Letting out a large sigh, he figured he might as well go outside and be productive. On went his beloved black leather jacket, one of the few things he never left home without; the other would be the set of keys he slipped into his pocket to lock his front door.
“Holy fuck! It’s bright as shit out here!” He felt as if he were going to be permanently blinded. Slowly but surely he opened his eyes to let them adjust. Despite the intense sun, it wasn’t overly hot. Austin had a knack for that; be super sunny, not a cloud in the sky, and still be nice and cool. There was a light breeze, almost enough to mess with Dan’s hair. Despite the weirdness of having his parents gone randomly, everything seemed normal. Cars were passing by, neighbors were out walking their dogs, and there was a group of kids having a Super Soaker fight. Dan took a deep breath in and let it out in a happy sigh.
“Hey Dan!”
“Eyo! Sup Gav?”
“You’re chipper this morning. How’d the party last night not fuckin destroy you?”
Dan shrugged. “Hell if I know. What happened to Ray? I don’t remember him leaving before me.”
“Lindsay.”
“Who?”
“Jones..? Ray and Lindsay were all over each other last night. I watched ‘em leave together...a few hours after you.”
Dan laughed. “How much you wanna bet they’re still together right now?”
Gav smirked. “Hundred bucks says they’re still cuddled up in Lindsay’s bed,” he leaned in and dropped his voice. “You wanna go crash their little party?”
Dan rolled his eyes as he shook his head. “Nah, I gotta get food. I’m still hungry as hell. I’ll hafta catch ya later.” A quick wave between the two, and Gav was on his way to fuck with Ray. Dan got in his refurbished Dodge Caliber, and fired it up. He pulled away from his house and drove to In-N-Out. He did so damn near on autopilot, his mind wandered. He could’ve run a red light and not have had a fucking clue. Dan had been awake for only an hour, but his mind was already flooded like he had been awake for 101 hours.
The In-N-Out was mostly full, as it always was. A couple seats remained open, and everyone spacing themselves out like a plague. Dan seated himself in his usual booth, Rosa’s waiting area. She knew exactly how he liked his burgers made, medium rare with steak sauce on top.  He was still on autopilot, and as such didn’t notice that there was already somebody in the booth. In fact, he didn’t notice until the sound of a throat being cleared hit his ears. He looked up, and had he less bodily control his jaw would’ve dropped through the floor. Oh. Fuck.
“Dan?” That voice hit his ears, and he was instantly glad the table wasn’t transparent.
It was Aly: the source of his dreams, the real reason why he tried so hard every day to look good. Not a single strand of the dark brown hair cascading down past her shoulders was out of place. The twinkle in her eye was apparent as she looked at him across the booth. He was now stuck in an awkward position, it was like chess; he had to make sure he played his pieces right.
“Dan? What’re ya doin?” She giggled at him. He bit his lip and balled up some of his jeans in his right hand below the table. That fucking giggle, every time. Her musical laughter drove him insane, no different from one time to the next. It was soothing to his soul.
“H-hey Aly.” He cursed himself mentally. Come on shithead. This is NOT the time to be fucking stuttering! She giggled again.
“You alright there, Dan? I must say I’m impressed, not many would be this bold.” Again, he cursed himself. He hadn’t even seen her when he walked on, too wrapped up in his thoughts to register any of his surroundings.
“I...yeah, sorry. I’ve been on autopilot today and didn’t see you at all when I wal-,” she cut him off by placing one of her hands over his; the one that was actually ON the table, mind you.
“It’s alright, Dan. I’m not upset. Promise.”
He gulped hard and nodded. “So, uhh...h-how have you been?”
“Cut the shit, Dan. You can’t fool me.” She flashed one of her signature flirty smiles, her playful attitude shining through brilliantly.
“I...what do you mean, Aly?” Dan was seriously hoping she was joking. His feelings couldn’t have been THAT obvious, right?
“You know exactly what I mean, Dan.” She winked and squeezed his hand with hers, very clearly cutting through his bullshit. Holy shit! I can’t believe she just did that! “I know you’ve wanted me for years,” she smirked as Dan fumbled over his words in searching for a response.
“Fuck… How long have you known?”
“That doesn’t matter. What matters is that I feel the same way…” Dan’s eyes widened. Thank fucking Christ this table isn’t transparent.
“Y-you do..? Aly, I ca-.” She cut him off. And just when he thought it couldn’t get any better, she did what he had dreamed of doing for years.
She stood up, his hand in hers. It took less than a moment for Dan to realize she was heading to the bathroom. So much for food. Aly sashayed her hips as she walked, her body highlighted by the tight red dress she had on. Dan had no table to hide under, but he knew he wasn’t about to need it. This was everything he had been wanting for years. This was better than a dream, the feel of reality hit him hard.
The door had barely closed before Dan found himself pushing Aly against the wall next to it. Hoping no one saw them, Dan’s mind turned its attention to her. Aly’s arms were raised above her head, and Dan pinned them against the wall. Her body was entwined with his; her soft lips invited him in. Who was he to say no? She purred in a low voice and arched her body against Dan, and was quickly silenced by a strong kiss as her eyes fluttered closed. She groaned and jolted against him, wanting nothing more than to put her hands all over his body. Dan moved back, slid off his leather jacket, ripped the shirt from his body, and tossed it into a corner.
Aly didn’t let Dan have more than a moment before gripping his sides and pushing him against the wall. She kissed him hard, and the smell of her strawberry-scented perfume dominated his senses. Her tongue was put past his lips wrestled with Dan’s, fighting for control and who would be the dominant. His hands went to her hips and gripped them. Aly broke the kiss in an instant to moan as her body shuddered. “Dan” soon became the only thing she could muster out of her throat. She pulled away, locking her eyes on him. Desire flashed through her deep, brown eyes as she undid the zipper on the back of her dress.
Slowly and methodically, as if to tease Dan with the object of his wildest fantasies, Aly wiggled her hips back and forth, the tight red dress eventually finding its way to the floor. Stepping out of it, along with the sandals from her feet, she presented her body to him. As she bit the tip of her right index finger, her left hand agonizingly floated down her body from her belly, just barely making contact with her smooth skin. A smirk danced across her lips. She was toying with him, the perfect tease. The look of pure lust and desire on Dan’s face was as obvious as how painfully tight his pants were becoming.
Suddenly she was in front of him again, now within arm’s reach. She took one finger, tipped with a French nail, and ran it slowly down the center of his chest. “What’s wrong, Dan?”
Dan shuddered, and his hands drifted down again to her hips, pulling her tighter.
“Nothing. Absolutely nothing.” His voice wavered as he picked her up, let her legs wrap around his waist, and set her down on the countertop. He couldn’t believe he was here, with this girl, in his hands. As he leaned in to put his lips to the crook of her neck, she went to his pants, unbuttoning them. Her voice whispered in his right ear.
“Take me, Dan. Take me the way I know you’ve always wanted to.” Her tongue flicked against the outer edge of his ear.
His boxers came down, and he grabbed her hips to hold her as he slowly, finally, slid in. Dan shuddered and moaned in pure ecstasy, his eyes fluttering closed.
* * * * *
James and Eleanor had been back and forth a million times on this decision. The doctor said he would support whatever they decided to do. He also let them know that choosing to end it would be easier on everybody. “There is little to no hope,” he had told them. “It’s been a more than seventy-two hours with no response of any kind.” Tears fell as their eyes flicked to their son. The doctor left the room to let them have time to think about the decision they didn’t want to make.
“How could we have let him go out that night?”
“I don’t know, sweetheart. Don’t beat yourself up about it.”
“How can you even SAY that, James? It’s our fault he was out that late! If we hadn’t been so hard on him he wou-”
“Ellie, stop! There’s no way we could have known this would happen!” Eleanor crossed over to the side of the bed and took her son’s hand. Tears fell fresh from her permanently saddened eyes and hit the edge of the blanket. Clenching his hands in the hospital sheets till the knuckles turned white, he heard his wife’s plea.
“Dan...p-please wake up. I-I-I’m begging you…” She broke down at that moment, unable to believe she was about to lose her only son like this.
James sighed sadly. He had to be strong, if only for his wife. He knew she couldn’t be. “Ele, we have to give him up. He needs to have peace, this is no way for somebody to live,” James swallowed back tears and forced the lump in his throat down as he took his wife into his arms. He called for the doctor. “We have to end this... now. This is no way for somebody to live.”
The doctor was brought back in and told of their decision; he nodded and disconnected the machines keeping Dan in the mortal world. “He died trapped in his own mind, poor guy…”
Ele pulled away from James, lost in her grief, and shook her head. Tragic sadness dripped from her every soft word. “No...I know he died happy.”
There was a man outside the room, looking in on the scene. A man with a limp, a man nobody seemed to notice. Leaning heavily on a black cane, he took off his cap and wiped a tear from his eye.
“This kid’s dead, ‘n’ I get off widda limp. There ain’t no justice in this world.” He signed himself and the Millers with the Sign of the Cross, kissed his fingers, touched the glass, and left the hospital.
The time of death was 5:44 pm. Dan Miller was officially gone, put in a coma after a car accident while leaving a bar on 6th Street. He never even saw the headlights of the semi he hit head on, passed out drunk behind the wheel.
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