#fantasmadaagnes

[thecarnivorousmuffinmeta]

Had Bella been openly bisexual from the start, how would this change things?

Thoughts on Bella's sexuality.

Well, it'd either change everything or nothing.

Everything

Canon never happens. Bella, being an open bisexual, is contemplating moving to a deep red county to go to an insanely small town where she's already the police chief's runaway bride.

Now she's the flaming gay runaway bride's daughter at a school where there's definitely no LGBQT+ community and the only thing they know about gay people is that Elton John exists somewhere in Britain.

While Bella loves Renee and really really really didn't want to go to Forks in canon but sacrificed her happiness for her mother, this could be the argument to have Bella say "no thank you, hick town" and feel terrible about her mother being miserable but, well, she really hates Forks.

Nothing

Two options to this, one, Bella steps back into the closet. It's 2005, she's in a town she hates, she already thinks these people are going to give her endless shit about Renee and Charlie having gotten divorced ages ago, I can easily see her deciding that no one needs to know because there's not any hot people in Forks anyway so she won't be dating anyone.

Joke's on her when the entire Cullen family is divinely hot, but it works out when she ends up dating one of the really hot ones, Edward, who is also the only single one and is also a man so nobody needs to know.

The other option is that Bella is out and it gets a little weird with the people at Forks as not only is Bella from Phoenix (!!!) but she's also gay (specifically, I imagine especially back then in Forks, I imagine bisexual would throw people for a loop as Mike wonders if this means he has a chance or not because Bella likes the ladies but...s he's also into dudes, right? Right?) Bella's even more contemptuous of her human peers than in canon, but since she didn't like them much in canon anyway, it's not a big change.

As for Edward, he doesn't really care what Bella thinks, and would think this is part of what makes her wonderfully unique compared to the other girls. He also seems like the type who'd be proud to show how progressive he is in accepting Bella's sexuality. So long as she's interested in him, canon proceeds unchanged except Edward might get even weirder about Rosalie as, "No, Bella, she's not hot. She is a vain shrew who is ugly on the inside" and briefly acknowledges the wonderful human future Bella could have without him might not involve marrying a dude (except that he's very much picturing her running off with Jacob and having a thousand babies).

[therealvinelle]

You wrote about Rosalie/Emmett. There are metas on:

why Emmett goes for Rose (https://therealvinelle.tumblr.com/post/643230008238800896/dont-mind-if-i-hop-onto-this-very-interesting), aka Girl Hot;

(this one is actually Muffin’s) why Rosalie insisted on Emmett being turned (https://www.tumblr.com/thecarnivorousmuffinmeta/665284719748988928/rosalie-is-firm-on-her-belief-that-vampirism-as), aka mental breakdown;

Rosalie’s VERY lesbian vibes (https://www.tumblr.com/therealvinelle/707869087251988480/you-once-promised-us-a-meta-on-how-lesbian-rosalie?source=share) YES I AGREE. MY GAYDAR AGREES;

Where I’m trying to get with this: Why is Rosalie with Emmett? Turning him was not a rational decision, ok, but after that ??? She marries him. She builds a life with this man who definitely doesn’t understand her.

Just- why Rosalie goes for Emmett?

It's because she wants to be loved.

That was her only problem with Royce: she wanted everything he represented, couldn't wait to get married, but she could tell he didn't love her. She ignored these signs because she wanted the life she envisioned with him so badly, and this had dreadful consequences for her.

Enter Emmett, who adores her easily and openly, who desires her because she's the only woman in the world as far as he's concerned. He is exactly what she imagined the ideal husband would be, and he's hers. In a lonely world where she can never have the community she did as a human nor do anything meaningful with her life, Emmett is a sorely needed light in her life.

Do they have their issues, yes, but he is what Rosalie needs to feel good about herself.

[tojisun]

I was supposed to go to sleep four hours ago wtf there’s a billion side stories to how we break

HDHWJDJEJ most of the side stories were pre-pt.03, and each req/ask were so good i had to write them 💅🏼💞

[thecarnivorousmuffinmeta]

Ranking the Volturi from best to worst at playing human?? Plz??

That's the thing though, they don't have to.

The Volturi purposefully employ secretaries to deal with the outside world for them/put on a human face. Most of the Volturi members we see don't have to talk to humans or if they do aren't trying to pretend to be humans themselves.

I imagine some are better than others.

Marcus is particularly bad because of his depression but he, Caius, Aro, Sulpicia, and Athenodora don't look right. They're vampires, times ten, they definitely have a skin condition that will immediately be clocked.

Jane and Alec face a similar but worse problem in that they're children who don't look like children. They can't pass no matter how hard they try.

Heidi's probably the best given it's her job to lure humans to Volterra on guided tours.

[thecarnivorousmuffinmeta]

I vividly remember a meta on how Edward would inevitably cheat on Bella as she turned into a vampire…

Did I make this up? Cause I can’t find it!!!! :(

You did not hallucinate.

I find tumblr search to be unusable, so I try to keep the master post up to date and in a reasonable organized manner. In this case the secret was to search in Twilight Shipping.

[thecarnivorousmuffinmeta]

Painting Red Madonnas is such a great fic, I especially love the way we see Marcus’ POVs and how he describes the bonds he sees with his gift.

In chapter 13 (my favorite chapter ever), Marcus described Edward’s bonds with the rest of the Cullens and Bella. I wanted to ask if you would be willing to describe the bonds between te Cullens as Marcus would see them.

Painting Red Madonnas

Thank you! Glad you enjoyed the fic.

Oof, that's a doozy, if only because those relationships also change within the course of the fic itself. Obvious things, um, happen with Edward.

Generally speaking though, Marcus would read you this meta.

[therealvinelle]

In the Nabuzezerwhjdbc's Dream Edward starts believing Carlisle has been brainwashed and "Chesead" after Carlisle explains how the world would fucking end without the Volturi, everything would become Mad Max, yada yada...

Assuming the coup was (entirely) successful: the Volturi are all wiped out, Carlisle returns from his trip, only to realize his dumbass kids triggered the apocalypse. How would their rude awakening play out?

Edward, Bella, Alice, Jasper... all of them realizing that they Fd up?

+ Marvellous fic btw, I was ugly sobbing at chapter 13

Thank you so much!!

[thecarnivorousmuffinmeta]

First of all: I adore your blog and your fics and your existence in general. Bless u, Muffin.

Now, this is when I start rambling:

I don't know if you already wrote a meta on what would have happened had Edward actually killed Bella and all of their biology class when he first caught her scent.

(I mean, probably the Volturi would have happened. What even was your cover story, Edward? Would you have hid the bodies? Blown up the lab (which, btw, I don't think he has the brains for)? Killed the rest of the school so they don't find out the 20+ people you just murdered? Animal attack? In a closed classroom??)

And what would happen to the Cullens? Would they all crumble afterwards, like in Painting Red Madonnas (great fic, again, bless u)? Would Alice run away, like in the fic, or stay, trying to find a way to save Edward?

Thank you! Look, @therealvinelle, praise.

And already answered.

[bat-the-misfit]

pois eu fui até os confins do meu blog pra achar esses icons feitos por @/fantasmadaagnes pra deixar bem claro que pra mim o Nimbus ser gay é canon e se você discorda eu quero que você tome no cu