The title screen for an imaginary game about wagering your soul to the devil on your ability to do the miraculous
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Rare depiction of Dietrich in his original, non-FF14 incarnation, based off of a thumbnail from 2019
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still trying out gachas and finding masterpieces all of a sudden
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My favorite part of playing guilty gear with my brother is doing character voices and making up factually incorrect lore
My favorite bits:
- Happy Chaos only brings 6 bullets to every fight because none of his clothes have any pockets so that’s all he can fit in his gun
- he also listens to Nickelback and if no one stops him he’s gonna replace the soundtrack to the next guilty gear game with their phlegmy alt-rock
- Asuka B# (pronounced B sharp) invented pop-up books and discovered the Higgs Boson, which was a vital part of creating the Guilty Gear
- The Guilty Gear was a literal gear made out of Higgs Bosons. It’s intended purpose was to absorb all the sins of humanity and get everyone into heaven, but it was eaten by a goat so everyone blames that goat for the downfall of society (this is what the “mankind knew” thing before every match is about)
- Testament’s scythe is a JoJo’s stand called “100 Gecs” that strips you of your pronouns
- Faust is Leonardo DiCaprio who got blackout drunk at the Titanic cast party and has been running around as a bag doctor for like 50 years
— The Leo in every movie since 1997 is a clone. The film studios keep clones of all the big name actors in coffins hidden in Area 51. Goldlewis’s coffin has Benedict Cumberbatch’s clone in it
- “Dog Kick! Dog Kick! Dog Kick!” “Giovanna you really need to find something else to call that move it doesn’t sound good”
- Potemkin is a Macy’s thanksgiving day parade float that turned against its masters and is now seeking revenge
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Vesuvia Weekly: First Kiss
They immediately proceeded to be inseparable
Between the two of them combined there’s a dangerous amount of knife cat energy,,
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things MC has said at some point (pt.2)
"the fact that you died a virgin is really not that big of a surprise" (to Isaac)
"modern society is still horny for Sherlock, how do you feel about that?" (to Arthur)
"you're adorable, but you got mommy issues written on your forehead and I'm not sure I wanna get involved in that" (to Charles)
"you trigger my 'slap a bitch' mode every time you walk in the room" (to Mozart)
"you're kinda like Brad Pitt. everyone thinks you're hot and it makes you boring" (to Leonardo)
"you give wayyy too many murder ideas in your plays to be acting like this" (to Shakespeare)
"Comte, you should know how terrible your taste in men is" (to Comte)
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I am back!! Feel free to send more doodle requests!! Here’s Faust with a knife
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Guilty Gear? :)
i know so little abt that game but a person i followed was OBSESSED w faust and after checking out whats so great abt him i will say he is also my fav guilty gear guy
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