#favorite comedians

[hellblazerserpent]

gathered up something 💖

@fatal-plastic-kiss​

I’ve been looking HQ pics of all our SNL favorites and I found these and thought I should post them ​

[pockethep]

Imagine being a guy who is really devoted to your job as an information broker for a hitman organization in the 21st century. Imagine being largely confined to a shady bar in a city alleyway where your main customers are all variations of hitmen and other shady people. Imagine knowing that however important you are, a disgruntled employee or someone screwed over by the organization you devoted your life to could come and enact vengeance on you. Imagine living your life with the healthy fear that this organization will take you out if you show any signs of threatening them. Now imagine that two idiot "definitely not in-love" hitmen manage to fuck up two important jobs in a row and it takes you a lot of effort covering up their mistakes. Imagine after having them lay low and refraining from giving them jobs they show up with a child. This is the child of the man they killed on the first mission they messed up. Imagine having to watch those two somehow manage parenthood when they forgot that daycare existed. Everyday kugi kyutaro wakes up.

[iced-american0]

gene wilder.

[the-fandom-obsessed-girl]

Esteban ocon the man that you are

[botanist-phin]

GRAHHHHH !!!!!! SHES A PATHETIC LITTLE CAT. I LOVE HER

[barzyhughes]

big fan of the comments dylan strome leaves on his wife’s instagram

[adainesfroggieboggy]

just in general i love coming up with random game changer ideas that will never happen but i will share these below the cut because i’m thoroughly pleased with them and i think they’re so fun to come up with. sam reich hire me

game changer episode with siobhan emily and brennan where he just fully joins the chaos because he loves it too and siobhan and emily fuck the whole game. rules? no. emily axford and siobhan thompson will absolutely make sam eat the rules and just go along for the ride. when they’re allowed to be gremlins together they fucking kill. absolute beautiful chaos. it does not matter what game you give them so long as they don’t know the rules because the second you tell them no they fight it. i know they follow order when they feel like it but just sow the seed and emily will carry a bit through the whole game. just let the three of them have a good ass time. you can lock them in a room and they’ll be entertaining without the escape room. but siobhan will never come back bc she agreed to game changer twice and was locked in a room both times.

oh or they have aabria brennan and murph and make them roll initiative for their podium spots and they have to roll for things and slowly reveal their character sheets that sam has hidden. brennan has negative scores on half his shit and aabria and murph just have well-balanced characters. brennan is gilear and murph and aabria are full characters with abilities.

“okay, brennan roll your attack.”

“fifteen?”

“you have a minus three to that, so a twelve does not hit. aabria, would you like to attack?”

“ten?”

“add three to that, and a thirteen hits! murph!”

“three.”

“you have a plus ten! you hit!”

just murph needs a stacked character because his dice are cursed sometimes

i just think “oops! all dms” is so funny. for game changer, for a campaign, for anything. oops! all people who are professionally familiar with dnd play dnd together!

especially when that’s gamified and taken in a way that gives these people who are extremely talented at what they do an element of mystery around the game they play literally for their jobs.

[valthetvhead]

"13-year-olds are the meanest people in the world. They terrify me to this because 8th graders will make fun of you but in an accurate way. They will get to the thing that you don't like about you. They don't even have to look at you for long. They'll just be like 'Ha, ha, ha, ha hey look at the high waisted man. He got feminine hips' And I'm like 'No! That's the thing I'm sensitive about." -You know who

OH OHOHOHO- YESSS 🤣🤣

JOHN MULANEY.

Did you type this by memory or did you copy and paste it!?!?!?!

I can almost recite this by memory. I can recite all of the salt and pepper diner skit. By heart

[bruhstation]

happy 4/4, gordon!!!!! 💙💙💙💙

[brightlotusmoon]

Why Do So Many Comedians’ Lives End in Tragedy?

I miss Greg Giraldo. I made friends with a lot of people just like him. I've mourned those who died and encouraged those who rose from their own ashes. Comedy is powerful and feral.

[hellblazerserpent]

Kevin Nealon and Conan O’Brien are two of the funniest guy’s alive❤️

[underestimated-shadow]

They Are Simultaneously Short Kings and Drama Queens.

[rosalie-starfall]

Nadja of Antipaxos

What We Do In The Shadows - Hybrid Creatures

Nadja: It was, like , a "Crullan." Helen: Cruller. Nadja: "Crewlour." Helen: Cr-uller. Nadja: "Crew-row-row…row-row-ler." Helen: Close enough.

[stalebagels]

TODAY'S THE DAY

[sckcboo]

my favorite group of people - minus CelinaSpookyBoo 👻🖤💋