#fernando. the man

[crimsoncrim]

hello crimbus ... [gently hands you a fern for the ask thing]

gently takes the leaf

sexuality headcanon: pansexual! prolly slightly demisexual as well

gender headcanon: afab, trans, he/him. yes i'll die on this hill. ty fawn

a ship I have with said character: honestly? not sure. he isn't really a character I think about ships with very often, but I will say the potential friends?->enemies->more enemies->lovers arc there with MC is kinda tea.

a BROTP I have with said character: this is just me being a Team Meteor stan but I enjoy thinking about headcanons with his relationships with the Meteor cast. his banter with Blake is entertaining especially.

a NOTP I have with said character: I don't really have one I think! same with before re:shipping for him. I usually don't see Fern+Hardy romantically, though-- I've seen that a few times before so that was the only thing to come to mind.

a random headcanon: although he doesn't seem the type, he names all his Pokemon carefully thought out nicknames. he just doesn't call them that in front of other people because He's Got A Reputation to maintain, but he's a softie for his Pokemon. I can talk an essay about how Ace/Fern friendship is important to me too but that is not for now unless I am asked.

general opinion over said character: honestly he's a lot deeper than he appears on the surface imo! he's painted as rather easy to hate, so I think people usually give him a worse rep than he deserves (I still dislike the Beryl Bridge scene, but I think giving people chances to grow and learn from their mistakes is important.) he's really interesting and has a lot of character depth, and I think he's neat and deserves better from the fandom.

[f1-birb]

THE HUGS

pics by Steven Tee and Sam Bloxham

[classicrubberduck]

"average F1 driver involved in 3 scandals in their careers" factoid actualy just statistical error. average F1 driver is involved in one scandal in their career. Scandals Alonso, who lives in a garage and has 10,000 scandals a year, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

[scrollonso]

"Fernando's too old he needs to retire" you just dont get him like i do.

Fernando Alonso who was the youngest ever race winner in 2003. after that win he said "im 22 years old and i have my first victory in (my) pocket so i hope (for) a long career here in formula 1 with more victories"

Fernando Alonso who won his FIRST world championship in 2005 he broke MICHAEL SCHUMACHERS 5 year long winning streak after being in formula one for 4 years. His whole F1 career at that point had been solely dominated by Schumi.

Fernando Alonso who's a 2 time world champion and has been racing longer than Oscar has been alive and has been in more scandals than races

Fernando Alonso who said he knew Michael Schumacher would step on the brakes because he had a wife and kids at home and FERNANDO DIDN'T.

Fernando Alonso who is one of 15 Spanish F1 drivers ever.

Fernando Alonso who is the only Spanish F1 driver to win a WDC (and not just one, TWO.)

Fernando Alonso who's been in 385 gp's (3x as many as Pedo De La Rosa)

Fernando Alonso who's scored 2,298 points in his career (67% of the total F1 points scored by all Spanish drivers)

Fernando Alonso who's not only raced in F1, but also Indy, 24 hours of Le Mans, and the World Endurance Championship.

Fernando Alonso who drove his first go-kart at 3 YEARS OLD.

Fernando Alonso who's family didn't have enough money to buy wet tyres so he had to TEACH HIMSELF to drive on a wet track on slick tyres.

Fernando Alonso who's mother made his racing clothes herself because they didn't have enough money.

Fernando Alonso who won his first karting race at SEVEN. (Daniel Ricciardo, Charles Leclerc, Lewis Hamilton, Yuki Tsunoda, and more drivers on the grid weren't even in karts at seven.)

Fernando Alonso who's managed to stay as passionate (if not more) about F1 in his 23 year career no matter his performance.

[formulanni]

Birthday flowers for the birthday boy! (Bday version of this below the cut 💀)

Tag list: @st-leclerc @rubywingsracing @saviour-of-lord @three-days-time @the-wall-is-my-goal @albonoooo @ch3rubd0lls

[scuderiamint]

hey charles, you uh wanna drive le mans ?

theres a dutch dude and a spanish dude that you might know who are also interested in it :)

[pitconfirm]

lance pinching nando's ass...... okay

[f1burner]

And I'd swipe right no shame

[grogumaximus]

[mygaythoughtsblog]

Fernando Tigani (@Fernandotigani)

[skitskatdacat63]

Fernando walking around the garage like the mob boss he is

[fernando-jpg]

old man getting his helmet

[effervescentdragon]

jenson button truly went out and with his whole pussy said "i might have a mancrush on my ex teammate fernando alonso and i want him to go to mercedes"

[scrollonso]

"you aren't fernando dancing like a weirdo to funky music what are you talking abou-" uh this is literally me??

[meideixx]

Fernando Alonso - F1 driver, loml

[raapija]

No one does it like him 💅✨