#feyosha

[feyosha]

Please continue about your business

[feyosha]

Look, there’s no need to be testy, I promise I’ll let you out of there, just as soon as I am confident you understand why, if you are going to go about exploding knights, you do not do so while they are wearing armor in a crowded marketplace

I do think it’s ultimately the potion seller’s right to not sell the knight potions that would explode the knight and that it’s out of hubris that the knight keeps insisting on only the strongest potions but I also think it’s a situation born on clashing egos because the potion seller is clearly proud of how strong he can make his potions and here comes a common bloke insinuating that he can handle the best of what the potion seller is capable of offering, and instead of offering more suitable alternatives from his own stock the potion seller completely shutters down on this initial gaffe out of pride - note how he says “you’d better go to a seller that sells weaker potions” instead of recommending his own weaker potions, suggesting that he is still stuck on the knight’s request as an insult to his abilities as a seller above anything else, and reasserting himself as a high quality seller relative to other sellers. ultimately this unfortunate interaction happens because neither party is willing to cede an inch out of the initial affront to their self image

[feyosha]

Computers are very simple you see we take the hearts of dead stars and we flatten them into crystal chips and then we etch tiny pathways using concentrated light into the dead star crystal chips and if we etch the pathways just so we can trick the crystals into doing our thinking for us hope this clears things up.

[feyosha]

You may sometimes hear a little voice that tells you that you don’t need to use that much butter but I am here to tell you that that voice is the grim specter of the late Dr Kellogg and you should banish that demon immediately with even more butter. This is my solemn magical advice.

[ratazom]

*A hatchet is thrown at you*

Happy BLOODBATH WIZARD ULTRA DEADLY BATTLE ROYALE, wizard. A hatchet has been thrown at you. Continue the bloodshed by throwing a hatchet at TEN FELLOW WIZARDS.

-hay, the head of @the-worse-wizard-council

I'm going to share the love. Enjoy your hatchets, @gavamont @sewi-li-suwi @feyosha @skulkie @the-better-wizard-council @wizardgender @sexygaywizard @wizard-council-bureaucrat @ahno-nimus @battlemageserioth

[feyosha]

This is some peak Winchester behavior

FeyOSHA APPROVED

[oneweekwitch]

In honor of this post, (https://www.tumblr.com/squidnoises/732724023642996736/feyosha-asteroidtroglodyte-exeggcute), and Halloween, I have put Spooky Scary Skeletons through a MIDI and then MP3 converter. Enjoy!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Im very bored :(

Do you know any wizards I can get into a fight with

@feyosha

[feyosha]

Attention Science Enthusiasts and Chem Majors!

Reference for the non-chemists:

Alkaline Metals: putting water on these will set them on fire. Combines explosively with Halogens to produce salts, which are largely impervious to heat.

Halogens: corrosive as fuck. Includes Fluorine and Chlorine. Combines explosively with Alkali Metals to produce salts, which are largely impervious to heat.

Mercury: thanks to Cooper Pairs and Quantum Weirdness, is liquid at room temperature despite being heavy as Lead. Turns Aluminum to mush. Will drive you mad.

Dimethyl Cadmium: 2 methyl’s on a Cadmium! A Metal, directly on Carbon Functional Groups! Carcinogenic, Teratogenic, Neurotoxic, Lipophilic, with both acute and chronic effects, this shit will wreck your cellular machinery like an industrial mining apparatus turned on a neighborhood brownstone.

Azoazide Azide: hello yes I would like to order 14 Nitrogen atoms, but, can they all be exclusively single bonded in a second-order Azide? Whaddya mean it’s the least stable molecule ever fabricated? What do you mean it self-immolates in isolated conditions?

Sand: it's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

[REDACTED]: goo

[feyosha]

Curse of Typography

Cursed with the gift of prophecy, but the prophecy is always a typo.

[feyosha]

It came to me in a Vision

[feyosha]

BTW Animal genomes are shorter than Plant genomes because The Plants have. Pieces. Of us. We need the Pieces. We cannot make them ourselves, our DNA is too short so we have to. Shove the. Plants. into our bodies. Through this hole in our face. To get the missing Pieces. Of us. That the Plants make. Hope this helps.

[cm32maker]

My family is still staying in half of the church that wasn’t affected by the bombing because there is nowhere else to stay other than tents. They are limited to one small meal a day and one shower a week. They are sleeping on the floors, but no one can sleep since there is bombing everywhere around them. Even when there is no bombing, they can still hear the loud buzzing sound of the military planes above them, which would keep anyone who hears it awake. Along with everything, My grandma has diabetes and osteoporosis, so she can’t walk. She has to take her insulin medication along with many others; however, she has run out of many of her medications.” Am on my knees requesting for donation. Target $450

I'm so sorry, I don't have the funds to help. I do however, have the At Sign.

@trans-cuchulainn @asteroidtroglodyte @beemovieerotica @feyosha @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @just-aloststar @heritageposts

Higher follower counts, go!

(pls reblog that's the point of the post)

[feyosha]

It’s the Boney Boys! Let’s Rattle ‘em!

[Me, engaging in The Skeleton War with my Staff of Boom]

if you fuckers do the skeleton war shit again this year we’re deleting the website for real

[feyosha]

Now, I know there are people out there who say that we shouldn’t worship the Sun. They think we should worship, say, Allah, or Jesus, or The Grind.

What these fools fail to understand is that the Sun-Worshippers are the ones that keep the vampires at bay.

You didn’t really think they were just, like, very allergic to ultraviolet light, right? It’s the worship! It’s been Sun Worship for like, 10000 years! Why do you think every damn culture started off with Sun Worship? The damn Vampires, that’s why!